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Title: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 28, 2011, 12:54:22 AM
When we're taking an order, we abbreviate the toppings, and they are as follows:

A - Anchovies
B - Beef
H - Ham/canadian bacon
J - Jalapeņo
M - Mushrooms
O - Onions
P - Pepperoni
S - Sausage
T - Tomatoes
(BO) - Black Olives
(BP) - Banana Peppers
(CK) - Chicken
(GO) - Green Olives
(GP) - Green Peppers
(PA) - Pineapple

Parentheses indicate where we would circle the letters on our order. This prevents someone from getting PA (pepperoni and anchovies) when they wanted (PA), which is pineapple.

So, using what's available, come up with funny words that might turn up when someone places an order.

We've seen PMS, (BO)MB, (GO)OMBA, and several others I can't think of at the moment. I'm praying for the day someone orders a SPO(CK). Keep in mind, letters will never repeat, because we notate an extra amount of the topping by marking an x above the letter.

Show me what you got.

Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Ħ on April 28, 2011, 01:03:30 AM
poop
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 28, 2011, 01:15:58 AM
Quote from: Ħ on April 28, 2011, 01:03:30 AM
poop
Quote from: MetalJunkie on April 28, 2011, 12:54:22 AM
Keep in mind, letters will never repeat, because we notate an extra amount of the topping by marking an x above the letter.
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2011, 01:18:06 AM
BOOBS!

(BO)OBS
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Jamesman42 on April 28, 2011, 06:38:16 AM
MOP STAB

The most delicious way to die.
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 28, 2011, 06:49:33 AM
(BP) STO(CK)

Wonder how much it's worth now?
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Jamesman42 on April 28, 2011, 06:51:49 AM
HAM JOB

Because dead animal meat needs to feel good, too.
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: mizzl on April 28, 2011, 06:58:12 AM
SPO(CK)

Eat long and prosper :neverusethis:

EDIT: Dammit, ninja'd
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 07:19:27 AM
MOP (GO)OP
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Durg on April 28, 2011, 07:55:01 AM
STOMP BA(CK)
(BO)AST
(PA)SAT
STO(CK)
JA(CK)
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Zydar on April 28, 2011, 08:00:54 AM
You need to add an R to your toppings, so I can do JO(CK)STRAP.
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: mizzl on April 28, 2011, 08:02:04 AM
Quote from: Zydar on April 28, 2011, 08:00:54 AM
You need to add an R to your toppings, so I can do JO(CK)STRAP.
R - Rat Meat?
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Durg on April 28, 2011, 08:03:40 AM
If you add (FF) for french fries (I can see that as a topping) you could have JA(CK) O(FF)

 :lol
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Zydar on April 28, 2011, 08:05:41 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Xanthul on April 28, 2011, 08:11:17 AM
STAMP (PA)(CK)

BJ SPO(CK)
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: King Postwhore on April 28, 2011, 08:12:27 AM
HOT JA(CK)  *Girl's Pizza*
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 28, 2011, 09:34:31 AM
Quote from: Zydar on April 28, 2011, 08:00:54 AM
You need to add an R to your toppings, so I can do JO(CK)STRAP.

Rosemary or roasted red peppers.
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: lonestar on April 28, 2011, 03:47:17 PM
(pa)(ck) sht



(just imagine the I)
Title: Re: Make as many words as you can out of our pizza toppings.
Post by: MetalJunkie on April 28, 2011, 11:33:17 PM
Quote from: lonestar on April 28, 2011, 03:47:17 PM
(pa)(ck) sht



(just imagine the I)
(pa)(ck) shat?
Title: Re: I like my humor like I like my ointments: Meant for my wang
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on April 29, 2011, 12:44:14 AM
JO(CK) JAMS

You love ordering those two pizzas for basketball games, but it tastes disgusting if you try and eat it anywhere else.