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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: hefdaddy42 on March 19, 2011, 02:55:10 PM
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https://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/womans_remarkable_vagina_hid_5.html
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Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change
:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
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Amazing.
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Well...that's...quite the story you got there.
My god she has got to be fucking loose as hell.
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How much heroin was in each bag, though?
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The word "remarkable" totally makes that headline.
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:omg:
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How much heroin was in each bag, though?
Depends on the size of the vag, I mean, bag.
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Eww, she put money there.
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Looked at her Facebook profile. Her appearance does not surprise me.
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This is an appropriate time to say she shoulda stuck it in the pooper
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Looked at her Facebook profile. Her appearance does not surprise me.
I wonder how many friend requests she'll get in the next few days. :lol
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Does anyone else find that the most disturbing part of that story is that she bothered to cram the twenty-two cents up there? I mean was it two dimes and 2 pennies? Four nickels and two pennies? One dime, two nickels and two pennies? Or how about 2 nickels and 12 pennies? That would impress me the most I think. Oooooo...Better still....one nickel and 17 pennies! Holy Shit!
"What's that Karin?! You got one nickel and 17 pennies up there too?!?! Why you must got some kinda Superpussy!!"
And who was the lucky cop that counted that loose coin into evidence?
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Eww, she put money there.
I always wondered how heroin got on twenty dollar bills, now I know.
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And who was the lucky cop that counted that loose coin into evidence?
...lucky?
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The worst part was, after I shot up with a 55th bag, my veins smelled like fish for days!
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It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Hey, you guys watch how you talk about my ex-wife, okay.
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It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
No, it's more like inserting my penis into an average vagina.
:whatthe:
:sadpanda:
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It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
No, it's more like inserting my penis into an average vagina.
:whatthe:
:sadpanda:
If that's average I'd love to know what below average is.
inb4 a link to blue waffle
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Blue Waffle isn't that bad. It was being passed around my high school for a while, with everyone saying it was the grossest thing they've ever seen. I looked it up and didn't even flinch. I was like, shiiiiiiit, go on *that site we can't mention by name for some inexplicable reason* and on the first page you'll see 10 separate images that are all much worse than Blue Waffle.
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Heh, Pennsylvania represent.
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Blue Waffle isn't that bad. It was being passed around my high school for a while, with everyone saying it was the grossest thing they've ever seen. I looked it up and didn't even flinch. I was like, shiiiiiiit, go on *that site we can't mention by name for some inexplicable reason* and on the first page you'll see 10 separate images that are all much worse than Blue Waffle.
Never heard of it but now im going to my waffle house to see if they have any.
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Oh shit!!! I am right by here!! :lol
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I'd try yodeling for shits and giggles.
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(https://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/0_hotdog_down_a_hallway.jpg)
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(https://www.dailycomedy.com/images/jokes/b/0_hotdog_down_a_hallway.jpg)
:clap:
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Heh, Pennsylvania represent.
She's closer to you than me :P
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Does anyone else find that the most disturbing part of that story is that she bothered to cram the twenty-two cents up there? I mean was it two dimes and 2 pennies? Four nickels and two pennies? One dime, two nickels and two pennies? Or how about 2 nickels and 12 pennies? That would impress me the most I think. Oooooo...Better still....one nickel and 17 pennies! Holy Shit!
"What's that Karin?! You got one nickel and 17 pennies up there too?!?! Why you must got some kinda Superpussy!!"
And who was the lucky cop that counted that loose coin into evidence?
They were probably snickering and saying something like "bet I find the remote next".
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um ew?
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I knew a girl in high school who had to go the hospital to get a hot dog removed from her... you get the picture. She was known as "hot dog" after that. Apparently she was quite an amateur.
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I knew a girl in high school who had to go the hospital to get a hot dog removed from her... you get the picture. She was known as "hot dog" after that. Apparently she was quite an amateur.
Did it just generally get stuck? Or did she try to use a frozen one and get her cooter frozen shut?
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I knew a girl in high school who had to go the hospital to get a hot dog removed from her... you get the picture. She was known as "hot dog" after that. Apparently she was quite an amateur.
Did it just generally get stuck? Or did she try to use a frozen one and get her cooter frozen shut?
From what I was told I think it was the first one, she just went too deep. Couldn't say for sure though, thankfully I was not there.
I always wondered what her dad was thinking when they hopped in the car to drive to the hospital.
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She should have just grabbed some chopsticks. Reach in and yank it out. Ain't nothin' but a thing.
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I remember a story when I was at school about a girl who stuck a test tube up there in science class, then sat back down and the glass broke. Had to go to hospital to get the shards removed.
Was probably just one of those stories that goes around, but yeah.
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I remember a story when I was at school about a girl who stuck a test tube up there in science class, then sat back down and the glass broke. Had to go to hospital to get the shards removed.
Maybe she was faking a period to calm her boyfriend down.
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Lonestar, your mind wanders to the most interesting places sometimes.
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Lonestar, your mind wanders to the most interesting places sometimes.
Indeed it does
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Glad the police could snatch this criminal up.
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Nicely done. :clap:
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Lonestar, your mind wanders to the most interesting places sometimes.
Guilty as charged.
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I remember a story when I was at school about a girl who stuck a test tube up there in science class, then sat back down and the glass broke. Had to go to hospital to get the shards removed.
Was probably just one of those stories that goes around, but yeah.
Not sure, but that might be worse than the original story.
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That's like One Guy One Jar. But for chicks. Except I think One Guy One Jar is still worse.
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I remember a story when I was at school about a girl who stuck a test tube up there in science class, then sat back down and the glass broke. Had to go to hospital to get the shards removed.
Was probably just one of those stories that goes around, but yeah.
Real or fake, that's brutal!
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Glad the police could snatch this criminal up.
I knew there was a good pun up there somewhere!
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Amateur.
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What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.
:lhk:
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What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.
:lhk:
:lol
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Amateur.
Sounds like someone needs to make a video showing....
Never mind, I'll stop right there. Love you Rina :)
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Amateur.
Sounds like someone needs to make a video showing....
Never mind, I'll stop right there. Love you Rina :)
:heart you too.
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Amateur.
Sounds like someone needs to make a video showing....
Never mind, I'll stop right there. Love you Rina :)
Yep, Kura is right. :lol :p
As for the OP, only in Scranton.
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What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.
:lhk:
So fucking glad I brought that to the forum.
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What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.
:lhk:
So fucking glad I brought that to the forum.
Clearly it's the best thing you've ever done in your life.
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I liked my joke at least.
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What do you expect, Rina? They cunt all be zingers.
:lhk:
So fucking glad I brought that to the forum.
Clearly it's the best thing you've ever done in your life.
My existence now has meaning.
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This woman is living proof that women don't actually need handbags
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This thread makes me miss Jackie. :sadpanda:
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"...help me find my keys and we can drive my truck outta here."
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This thread makes me miss Jackie. :sadpanda:
Because she has a massive vagina?
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Does anyone else find that the most disturbing part of that story is that she bothered to cram the twenty-two cents up there? I mean was it two dimes and 2 pennies? Four nickels and two pennies? One dime, two nickels and two pennies? Or how about 2 nickels and 12 pennies? That would impress me the most I think. Oooooo...Better still....one nickel and 17 pennies! Holy Shit!
"What's that Karin?! You got one nickel and 17 pennies up there too?!?! Why you must got some kinda Superpussy!!"
And who was the lucky cop that counted that loose coin into evidence?
or 22 pennies
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She should have hid an escape rope up there. Yank it out, use it to escape to the nearest Pokecenter. She could have gotten away with all her vagina treasures.
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She should have hid an escape rope up there. Yank it out, use it to escape to the nearest Pokecenter. She could have gotten away with all her vagina treasures.
:lol
I could give her some of my escape rope
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She should have hid an escape rope up there. Yank it out, use it to escape to the nearest Pokecenter. She could have gotten away with all her vagina treasures.
:lol
I could give her some of my escape rope
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Giggity.
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Hahaha this thread is awesome :lol
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She should have hid an escape rope up there. Yank it out, use it to escape to the nearest Pokecenter. She could have gotten away with all her vagina treasures.
If she had some escape rope in there, I doubt anybody would've checked her.
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This thread makes me miss Jackie. :sadpanda:
Because she has a massive vagina?
Of course, why else?
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procupine tree are the sh*t.
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I fail to see what that has to do with Jackie or her vagina.
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I fail to see what that has to do with Jackie or her vagina.
eh?
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like your avatar.
who said it has to?
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I fail to see what that has to do with Jackie or her vagina.
Because it's not......... Shallow?
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The best part of this is that it reminds me of a banned user on the other forum I frequent and moderate. We think she was either just an epic troll or someone with a lot of psychological and behavioral issues.
Anyway, she would often post about things she'd shove up her vagina, like chocolate and popcorn. Like, that's seriously what she'd talk about. I'm not kidding/exaggerating/trolling.
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Sounds like a classy lady.
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Vagina stuffing. Now that's some class.
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Oh, you guys.
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Oh, you guys.
JACKIE?!
:heart :heart :heart
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I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!
I kept on saying that if we as a forum became chauvinistic enough, we'd collapse in on ourselves and turn into a black hole powerful enough to suck Jackie back to chastise us, and it worked! I'm a genius!
I'm gonna go Photoshop some pictures of Steve Irwin getting assfucked by kangaroos and see if I can get Blob back here, too! BRB, mates!
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Glad to see you make an appearance Jackie. :)
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Wrong quote. :facepalm:
procupine tree are the sh*t.
eh?
fix'd
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The above post makes absolutely no sense at all.
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Did they find the money in a beaver skinned ham wallet?
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I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!
I kept on saying that if we as a forum became chauvinistic enough, we'd collapse in on ourselves and turn into a black hole powerful enough to suck Jackie back to chastise us, and it worked! I'm a genius!
I'm gonna go Photoshop some pictures of Steve Irwin getting assfucked by kangaroos and see if I can get Blob back here, too! BRB, mates!
:lol
Good luck tryna get blobbers back :P
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And if you do, for God's sake, don't start a thread about it, because everyone will come in just to say "trololol, I h8 blob, he likes Jordan". It got really irritating the last time I posted a blob thread.
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as are all the threads about people who've left and may or may not be coming back.
Best just to leave it all alone.
back to the giant cat talk.
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Oh, you guys.
Don't tease us! Are you back?
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You said vagina.
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Oh, you guys.
Don't tease us! Are you back?
not sure we can take her back.......though...Vadar was able to be turned back from the Darkside....
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Oh, you guys.
OH. HELL. YES.
Please stay, and save us from our chauvanistic, immatuer selves. :heart
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Sweet, I knew Jackie couldn't possibly stray away from a discussion about her vagina, WINNING!
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(https://www.atrio.org/wp-content/uploads/Black-Hole.jpg)
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The above post makes absolutely no sense at all.
see last post on 2nd page and a post or 2 above it.