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Title: Short shorts!
Post by: Chino on March 17, 2011, 02:19:55 PM
Today is not a big deal to most of you, but Connecticut reached a blistering 64 degrees earlier. Along with that, I saw my first pair of short shorts of 2011 (not counting night clubs). Happy days  :tup
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 17, 2011, 04:16:43 PM
It was 90 here in Phx yesterday.  Tis the season for little hotties showing off their legs.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 17, 2011, 04:18:38 PM
Sun dresses FTW
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: El Barto on March 17, 2011, 04:26:23 PM
Sun dresses FTW
I concur.  Wholeheartedly.  Unfortunately, the lasses down here seem to have adopted gym shorts as standard summer attire for the last few years, which really doesn't have much to offer.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 17, 2011, 04:27:43 PM
Sun dresses FTW

Yeah, lots of those too.   :hefdaddy
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: ScioPath on March 17, 2011, 04:31:41 PM
Appreciate.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: 73109 on March 17, 2011, 04:34:49 PM
Sun dresses FTW

I never liked those.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 17, 2011, 04:36:05 PM
Sun dresses FTW

I never liked those.
you must be one o' them homosexuals
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: SPNKr on March 17, 2011, 04:38:09 PM
It's terrible to see 13 and 14 year olds with them on. I hope it's not Australians degrading their society's image. But it's cool lately and it's going to be cooler for the next week too. Thank god.

(BUT WAHTA ARE YOU SAYING THANK GOD LEGSA RE AWESOMMMMMMMMMME - I love legs, don't get me wrong, but after a while it's just enough)

Enjoy the legs season!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: juice on March 17, 2011, 04:47:49 PM
(https://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/andy_gray/12/13/rules.changes/p1_shortshorts.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on March 17, 2011, 04:51:17 PM
Legs are awesome, asses are awesome, so short shorts are awesome.  However, sun dresses are also very nice and tend to frame a female figure very nicely while hiding less-than-awesome legs and asses.  So it depends.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 17, 2011, 05:17:49 PM
Sun dresses FTW

I never liked those.

(https://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1149494/photo_05.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Kura on March 17, 2011, 05:36:35 PM
Here in Toronto you can see sluts wearing shortshorts in the dead of winter that are NOT heading to a club >_>;

Also why does almost every topic on here turn into a conversation about tits, legs, and asses? The chauvinism is beginning to get tiresome..
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 17, 2011, 05:40:30 PM
Most of us are lonely single dudes who listen to prog :sadpanda:

To be honest, I don't think most of us are as chauvinistic as you think. But it should be common knowledge that guys fucking love tits and ass and legs lol
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: SPNKr on March 17, 2011, 05:43:47 PM


it should be common knowledge that guys fucking love tits and ass and legs lol

Yep! Girls love guys' err... I dunno what they love about guys. Make a thread about guys wearing.... Tight shirts with deep V necks?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 17, 2011, 05:44:44 PM
Anything above the thigh is banned in my school. :sadpanda:
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Kura on March 17, 2011, 05:48:24 PM
PlaysLikeMyung: I know haha.. it's just really tiring cause today every page I go to (even if it's like some random youtube V-blog) all the comments are like "We clicked it only to see your cleavage" etc @_@ And now I'm on here and I went into two threads already and I was like.. man.. I guess I'm either on a roll today.. or men should start being a little more modest IMO it's a huge turnoff for me even to want to talk to them ._. Can't help thinking that they're so immature they can't keep their sexist comments to themselves.. and they just look like dicks

(P.S. I don't mean you guys in that case, lol I'm referring to the youtubers in that last sentence)


:C I don't think I'm ugly but it's fucking annoying when you're in the middle of talking to someone.. and when they're talking to you they completely shut-down mid sentence to stop and wheel their head around to look at some other girl's ass, say "damn she could get it" and turn back around to me like nothing just happened ._.



That being said.. I like short-shorts.. but not bootyshort cause.. a lot of them are just in bad taste.. I like shorts and leggings/ patterened stockings :333
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on March 17, 2011, 05:49:11 PM
Here in Toronto you can see sluts wearing shortshorts in the dead of winter that are NOT heading to a club >_>;

Also why does almost every topic on here turn into a conversation about tits, legs, and asses? The chauvinism is beginning to get tiresome..

Wait, you brand certain women "sluts" because of what they wear, but when a thread about short shorts inevitably turns to legs and asses, you complain about chauvinism?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Kura on March 17, 2011, 05:50:49 PM
Why else would they bare their booty in -20C weather other than a call for male attention to look at their "assets" (lol pun)? What would YOU call someone like that? Attention-whore? Sure, I'm fine with that term too. A lot is assumed by first impressions even if they're not always right. I'm just generalizing, I wasn't being necessarily sexist.
Would you don a bathing suit for the office? I doubt it. Some things are just inappropriate.. like shortshorts in freezing-cold weather.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 17, 2011, 05:51:26 PM
Easy tiger. Women are always right :)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Kura on March 17, 2011, 05:53:46 PM
:C Let's just move on to talking about nicer warmer weather <3
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 17, 2011, 05:54:28 PM
I'm fucking loving this weather :metal
Title: Re: My last girlfriend loved her some short shorts
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 17, 2011, 06:00:17 PM
Why else would they bare their booty in -20C weather other than a call for male attention to look at their "assets" (lol pun)? What would YOU call someone like that?

Darling?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 17, 2011, 06:01:30 PM
Here in Toronto you can see sluts wearing shortshorts in the dead of winter that are NOT heading to a club >_>;
Same with in Thunder Bay. Maybe it's a Canada thing. :lol
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Fiery Winds on March 17, 2011, 06:29:17 PM
... (even if it's like some random youtube V-blog) all the comments are like "We clicked it only to see your cleavage"...


Link please.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Kura on March 17, 2011, 06:55:54 PM
... (even if it's like some random youtube V-blog) all the comments are like "We clicked it only to see your cleavage"...

Link please.


My point is proven.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: ZBomber on March 17, 2011, 06:59:11 PM
My boobs instinct is tingling.




It never worked that well, though... might be broken.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on March 17, 2011, 07:09:07 PM
Why else would they bare their booty in -20C weather other than a call for male attention to look at their "assets" (lol pun)? What would YOU call someone like that? Attention-whore? Sure, I'm fine with that term too. A lot is assumed by first impressions even if they're not always right. I'm just generalizing, I wasn't being necessarily sexist.
Would you don a bathing suit for the office? I doubt it. Some things are just inappropriate.. like shortshorts in freezing-cold weather.

I agree with you that they're attention whores, although to me that's still not the same as a slut.  Sluts are loose women.  Attention whores are just as likely to be teases; they want you to look, but then they act all offended because you've reduced them to physical attributes.  Classic strategy, impossible to defeat.  But that's all just my definitions.

My issue was the apparent contradiction of you generalizing about women in a sexist way (whether you say so or not), but in the same breath complaining about the chauvinism around here.  You're also correct about that, and I'll admit I'm one of the main culprits, but it seems pretty hypocritical to complain about it immediately after demonstrating it yourself.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Zeltar on March 17, 2011, 07:26:55 PM
It's still 75 degrees in California  :sadpanda: But by May we should begin to see those legs showing up :metal
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Fiery Winds on March 17, 2011, 07:35:15 PM
... (even if it's like some random youtube V-blog) all the comments are like "We clicked it only to see your cleavage"...

Link please.


My point is proven.

 ::)  Someone's joke detector is malfunctioning.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 17, 2011, 07:36:09 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to say: boobs.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 17, 2011, 07:57:33 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to say: boobs.

This.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 17, 2011, 08:10:41 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to say: boobs.

This.
That.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 17, 2011, 08:11:18 PM
Chalk up another fan of T&A.

I would like to take this opportunity to say: boobs.

This.
That.

Yup.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: juice on March 17, 2011, 08:16:59 PM
Did someone say boobs?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: antigoon on March 17, 2011, 08:20:54 PM
I am disappointed by the lack of pictures in this thread.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Kura on March 17, 2011, 08:21:05 PM
Why else would they bare their booty in -20C weather other than a call for male attention to look at their "assets" (lol pun)? What would YOU call someone like that? Attention-whore? Sure, I'm fine with that term too. A lot is assumed by first impressions even if they're not always right. I'm just generalizing, I wasn't being necessarily sexist.
Would you don a bathing suit for the office? I doubt it. Some things are just inappropriate.. like shortshorts in freezing-cold weather.

I agree with you that they're attention whores, although to me that's still not the same as a slut.  Sluts are loose women.  Attention whores are just as likely to be teases; they want you to look, but then they act all offended because you've reduced them to physical attributes.  Classic strategy, impossible to defeat.  But that's all just my definitions.

My issue was the apparent contradiction of you generalizing about women in a sexist way (whether you say so or not), but in the same breath complaining about the chauvinism around here.  You're also correct about that, and I'll admit I'm one of the main culprits, but it seems pretty hypocritical to complain about it immediately after demonstrating it yourself.

While this is somewhat true, I didn't resort to objectifying them to a pair of walking breasts and ass like every other man on here. Also excuse me then while I correct the term "slut" to the term "skank" as the ones here don't get offended if a guy or two looks them over.
Also being chauvinist isn't necessarily what I'm doing- I'm implying a woman's sense of personal taste in life by the way she dresses- what she does or likes and dislikes on her spare time. I may be generalizing, but I'm not being a chauvinist. All you all are doing is pointing out how much you all can't get enough of a woman's sexual parts and the fact that it seems that's the only thing worth "appreciating" or noticing (chauvinism)- since it's the only thing a guy in this thread is willing to talk about! Nice weather we're having right? Yeah.
No wonder you have such a large "Lonely Hearts Club."
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 17, 2011, 08:22:50 PM
Anybody notices that in the word "Boob" the "B" is an aerial view, the "oo" is a frontal view and the "b" is a sideways view of boobs?

Perfect word!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 17, 2011, 08:23:45 PM
Why else would they bare their booty in -20C weather other than a call for male attention to look at their "assets" (lol pun)? What would YOU call someone like that? Attention-whore? Sure, I'm fine with that term too. A lot is assumed by first impressions even if they're not always right. I'm just generalizing, I wasn't being necessarily sexist.
Would you don a bathing suit for the office? I doubt it. Some things are just inappropriate.. like shortshorts in freezing-cold weather.

I agree with you that they're attention whores, although to me that's still not the same as a slut.  Sluts are loose women.  Attention whores are just as likely to be teases; they want you to look, but then they act all offended because you've reduced them to physical attributes.  Classic strategy, impossible to defeat.  But that's all just my definitions.

My issue was the apparent contradiction of you generalizing about women in a sexist way (whether you say so or not), but in the same breath complaining about the chauvinism around here.  You're also correct about that, and I'll admit I'm one of the main culprits, but it seems pretty hypocritical to complain about it immediately after demonstrating it yourself.

While this is somewhat true, I didn't resort to objectifying them to a pair of walking breasts and ass like every other man on here. Also excuse me then while I correct the term "slut" to the term "skank" as the ones here don't get offended if a guy or two looks them over.
Also being chauvinist isn't necessarily what I'm doing- I'm implying a woman's sense of personal taste in life by the way she dresses. All you are all doing is pointing out how much you all can't get enough of a woman's sexual parts and the fact that it seems that's the only thing worth "appreciating" or noticing- since it's the only thing a guy in this thread is willing to talk about! Nice weather we're having right? Yeah.
No wonder you have such a large "Lonely Hearts Club."

(https://seemslegit.com/_images/e1874b6d74e280053c73a29369186633/1181%20-%20animals%20business%20internet%20not-amused%20penguin%20serious%20weapons.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Kura on March 17, 2011, 08:24:53 PM
Heck yeah it is! And don't be bringing back those penguins! I'm ready for spring! Not the North Pole!!! :D


Hey but I'm ready to admit I wont win, there are too many penis-bearers on this forum lol!!  :rollin
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 17, 2011, 08:25:38 PM
www.instantrimshot.com
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Volk9 on March 17, 2011, 08:28:59 PM
(https://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f271/SweetRevenge791/GIf%20Photos/funny-1.gif)
Title: Re: Seriously though, I'm pretty awesome, and everyone wants to date me
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 17, 2011, 08:30:24 PM
Anybody notices that in the word "Boob" the "B" is an aerial view, the "oo" is a frontal view and the "b" is a sideways view of boobs?

Perfect word!

Whoa! Just like how 'bed' looks like a bed!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 17, 2011, 08:40:31 PM
Shorts (not booty shorts) and a tank top that is slightly revealing but still very tasteful =  :omg: :heart


sun dresses are great too...



(Edit: I may or may not have typed that with my girlfriend watching... )
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on March 17, 2011, 10:18:24 PM
Also being chauvinist isn't necessarily what I'm doing- I'm implying a woman's sense of personal taste in life by the way she dresses- what she does or likes and dislikes on her spare time. I may be generalizing, but I'm not being a chauvinist. All you all are doing is pointing out how much you all can't get enough of a woman's sexual parts and the fact that it seems that's the only thing worth "appreciating" or noticing (chauvinism)- since it's the only thing a guy in this thread is willing to talk about! Nice weather we're having right? Yeah.
No wonder you have such a large "Lonely Hearts Club."

Okay, I'm guilty of misusing the term "chauvinism".  It has, in my experience, been generally used to denote any kind of sexism toward females in a negative way.  There is a proper definition, and I don't know it.  But mostly, it's pretty stupid of me to accuse a female of chauvinism.  I did forget that you're a girl, and I apologize.

Still, I don't agree that every conversation around here ends up being about tits and ass, or that it's literally the only thing guys want to talk about.  I think you're sensitive to it and may perceive it as more prevalent than it really is.  True, it's probably the top subject, after music anyway, but look where you are: on a message board devoted to a progmetal band.  The male:female ratio is ridiculous, and the geek factor is way up there as well.

I know, that's not likely to change, either, at least not as long as the guys continue to scare the girls off.  I do sometimes forget that we're in "mixed company" and, as I'm sure you've noticed, guys do tend to converse a bit differently when it's just the guys, or if they don't think any females are listening.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: ZBomber on March 17, 2011, 10:20:51 PM
SO SOME NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING HUH GUYS?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Jamesman42 on March 17, 2011, 10:23:47 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to say: boobs.

Oh, that's why I wanted to click on this thread. Instincts never fail.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on March 17, 2011, 10:44:19 PM
(https://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2011/03/izismile-daily-picdump-636-640-91.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Fiery Winds on March 17, 2011, 10:58:59 PM
You sir, win 5 internets.  :clap:
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: ZBomber on March 17, 2011, 10:59:56 PM
(https://www.lowbird.com/data/images/2011/03/izismile-daily-picdump-636-640-91.jpg)

Anybody notices that in the word "Boob" the "B" is an aerial view, the "oo" is a frontal view and the "b" is a sideways view of boobs?

Perfect word!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: toro on March 17, 2011, 11:07:29 PM
 :facepalm: :facepalm:
YEAH GUYZZ AR DICKS THEY ONLY THINK ABOUT TITS AMIRITE!!1!!!!11




Iloveboobs
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 17, 2011, 11:12:03 PM
No wonder you have such a large "Lonely Hearts Club."
If you're always so quick to judge DTF, why do you still post here?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: toro on March 17, 2011, 11:13:57 PM
No wonder you have such a large "Lonely Hearts Club."
If you're always so quick to judge DTF, why do you still post here?
This too.
 I love how in an argument girls always have to pull the single/virgin/lonely/whatever card.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: antigoon on March 17, 2011, 11:16:13 PM
so how 'bout a pic, lady?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Portrucci on March 17, 2011, 11:17:56 PM
I'm sort of with Kura. Not a huge fan of this forums near-obsession with boobs/ass etc tbh  :-\.  I understand it's almost never used seriously and normally just as playful words...but guys, really now. We know that being genetically male you have a natural predisposition to the female body, but honestly how often need it be discussed/repeated on a music forum? A joke every now and then is fine, but honestly what I see looks more like an obsession, almost mentioned in every thread. It's not hard to imagine why someone like Kura could perceive something a bit disconcerting about it.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 17, 2011, 11:20:17 PM
I'm sort of with Kura. Not a huge fan of this forums near-obsession with boobs/ass etc tbh  :-\.  I understand it's almost never used seriously and normally just as playful words...but guys, really now. We know that being genetically male you have a natural predisposition to the female body, but honestly how often need it be discussed/repeated on a music forum? A joke every now and then is fine, but honestly what I see looks more like an obsession, almost mentioned in every thread. It's not hard to imagine why someone like Kura could perceive something a bit disconcerting about it.
Was in the midst of posting something very similar, but I'll just go with what you said. :-\
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on March 17, 2011, 11:22:11 PM
I don't make many "boobs, ass, etc." posts here but I think that mostly all of them are done entirely in humor and are not to be taken seriously.  

And I've rarely seen them taken to a point of creepiness necessary of making a big deal over.  
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: antigoon on March 17, 2011, 11:23:16 PM
What?

(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Nb8DOoLyFwk/Rap4tszsU6I/AAAAAAAAAmc/YflZTIDMH24/s400/hayek_boobs_getty.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: toro on March 17, 2011, 11:24:05 PM
Are we on the same forum? seriously I don't see that much of disscussion about boobs certainly not in every thread. Besides, it's a joke like, 99% of the time.

Boobs.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 17, 2011, 11:26:24 PM
I don't make many "boobs, ass, etc." posts here but I think that mostly all of them are done entirely in humor and are not to be taken seriously.  

And I've rarely seen them taken to a point of creepiness necessary of making a big deal over.  
True, I wouldn't have as much of a problem though if the recent ones didn't seem kinda asshole-ish.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Gadough on March 17, 2011, 11:28:34 PM
And I've rarely seen them taken to a point of creepiness necessary of making a big deal over.  

....You must be half asleep when you're browsing, then.

I don't have a problem with these comments, because, well, I'm a guy. But if you take a moment to see it from Kura's perspective, I can absolutely see how it would be a bit frustrating and offensive.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Portrucci on March 17, 2011, 11:30:17 PM
I don't make many "boobs, ass, etc." posts here but I think that mostly all of them are done entirely in humor and are not to be taken seriously.  
oh, I know what. But to someone that might not be familiar with this forums sense of humor, it's easy to imagine why it would appear pretty childish or misogynistic. I don't really understand the sense of titillation some get when posting the words...but each to their own I guess. It's pretty common on the Internet anyway. But given this is a relatively mature and special interest forum, we could possibly do with some scaling back of stuff like that.

And I've rarely seen them taken to a point of creepiness necessary of making a big deal over.
 
Hmm, when I remember one of Kura's first posts in the 'post your pic thread' where the next two pages or so were quite creepy.  :-\ nothing that was a BIG deal, but it was pretty awkward to read, even if it's not about you.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: ZBomber on March 17, 2011, 11:32:41 PM
I will echo the sentiment that when a girl posts a picture, it is pretty uncomfortable when a barrage of creepy comments will soon follow, but other than that.... honestly, I don't think this forum is that bad with the boobs stuff. It's nothing compared to how most men talk IRL, especially since this forum is kind of PG-13.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Quadrochosis on March 17, 2011, 11:35:19 PM
I didn't resort to objectifying them to a pair of walking breasts and ass like every other man on here.

lol calling out stereotype followed by stereotype in 20 words.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: antigoon on March 17, 2011, 11:38:19 PM
I will echo the sentiment that when a girl posts a picture, it is pretty uncomfortable when a barrage of creepy comments will soon follow.

same.


(https://www.2flashgames.com/photo/file/scarlett_johansson/Scarlett_Johansson_0009.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: ZBomber on March 17, 2011, 11:42:08 PM
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THOSE MELONZ
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Quadrochosis on March 17, 2011, 11:42:58 PM
MAN THE THINGS I'D PUT BETWEEN THOSE CANZ
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: toro on March 17, 2011, 11:44:49 PM
*SQUEEZZEEE*
Title: Re: Creeeeeeeeeeeepy...
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 18, 2011, 12:31:02 AM
I'D LET THAT OUT OF MY RAPE DUNGEON ON ALTERNATE FRIDAYS!!!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: sonatafanica on March 18, 2011, 01:15:23 AM
Hey but I'm ready to admit I wont win, there are too many penis-bearers on this forum lol!!  :rollin

It's not about winning here really, and this forum does need a woman's touch (in the most platonic sense of course) in many cases. Complaining about men objectifying women to a pair of walking breasts and ass and then using sentiments that reduce men to lesser beings isn't exactly conducive to your agenda. I'm willing to bet that the good number of those awful, awful, penis-bearing lonely hearts have at least some rudimentary understanding that there is a real person attached to the whatevers and unmentionables.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Quadrochosis on March 18, 2011, 06:26:19 AM
the man has spoken
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Perpetual Change on March 18, 2011, 06:36:37 AM
Skirts and spring dressed are much better than short skirts.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 18, 2011, 07:10:47 AM
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Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on March 18, 2011, 08:02:34 AM
Time for another Orbert story on topic but with sexual overtones (yeah like there's any other kind):

My commute is about 20 minutes on the highway followed by ten minutes on surface roads, and one of the surface roads was under construction.  The detour sends everyone through the neighborhood for several blocks, so I'm in a line of vehicles starting and stopping and slowly making their way through an normally quiet neighborhood.  It's a nice neighborhood with two-car garages and lawns and little kids playing outside and pretty young mommies standing around chatting while watching them.  They're wearing comfortable stuff they've obviously just thrown on to hang around the house in or maybe hang outside while watching the kids.

Green terrycloth shorts, facing away from me, and the perfect ass.  As she stands there talking with her friend, she occassionally shifts her weight from one leg to the other, and her cheeks shift accordingly.  Cars are not moving, so I have a few minutes to just watch and take it in.  I am entranced.  I am in love.  But eventually cars start moving again, and off I go.  It was a pleasant diversion in the midst of a bummer detour, and life goes on.

Next day, driving through the neighborhood again, this time she's wearing a sundress.  White with some kind of flowery pattern.  Standing out next to the driveway talking with the next-door neighbor, same as before.  As I slowly drive by, the angle changes and suddenly ZAM! the morning sun between the houses is directly opposite her from me and her dress becomes transparent.  Or translucent or whatever.  Her silhouette, perfectly framed by the dress, was literally breathtaking.  I could have rear-ended the car in front of me and not even notice.  Now I am in love.  Remember the movie "City Slickers" when Curly (Jack Palance) tells Billy Crystal about the love of his life?  It was exactly like that.  In fact, when Curly was telling the story in the movie, I was thinking I know just what you mean, dude; it has happened to me.

So anyway, short shorts are awesome, but sundresses... mmmm. :tup
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Zydar on March 18, 2011, 08:07:11 AM
Orbert.... that was just.... just..... :heart
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 18, 2011, 08:19:40 AM
I would like to take this opportunity to say: boobs.

This.

Hey Coz, this begs the question....where did all your awesome avatars go?   :o
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 18, 2011, 09:00:23 AM
Well, everybody was having trouble concentrating on anything else, so I dropped them.  For the good of the community and all.

Maybe it's time to resurrect them?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Zydar on March 18, 2011, 09:02:31 AM
DO IT
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 18, 2011, 09:08:19 AM
Unthinkable.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 18, 2011, 09:50:35 AM
whatevers and unmentionables
*gets excited*
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 18, 2011, 11:31:25 AM
Awesome Coz.  :tup
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Rina on March 18, 2011, 12:16:26 PM
On topic, I find shorts and sundresses very enjoyable in the warmer seasons of the year.  :tup
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: KevShmev on March 18, 2011, 12:21:48 PM
Speaking from personal experience, dating a girl who wears sundresses is awesome. :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: King Postwhore on March 18, 2011, 12:26:49 PM
Read Orbert's post reminds me of the power of persuasion.  What man cannot look at such beauty.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 18, 2011, 12:39:11 PM
Sun dresses FTW

I never liked those.

If she's standing between you and the sun, I'm sure you'd like it.   ;)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Kura on March 18, 2011, 11:39:46 PM
Hey but I'm ready to admit I wont win, there are too many penis-bearers on this forum lol!!  :rollin

It's not about winning here really, and this forum does need a woman's touch (in the most platonic sense of course) in many cases. Complaining about men objectifying women to a pair of walking breasts and ass and then using sentiments that reduce men to lesser beings isn't exactly conducive to your agenda. I'm willing to bet that the good number of those awful, awful, penis-bearing lonely hearts have at least some rudimentary understanding that there is a real person attached to the whatevers and unmentionables.

:C Yeah I know that was my bad.. I'm sorry about the rudeness in my post, I guess I was too frustrated then to realize what I was saying ;o;
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Progmetty on March 19, 2011, 01:20:21 AM
God damn it's that time of the year again, bye bye peace of mind and hello trying to look away before the misses catches ya looking and biting your lips.
Tis bad, bad I tell you.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on March 19, 2011, 11:21:30 AM
On topic, I find shorts and sundresses very enjoyable in the warmer seasons of the year.  :tup


Same  :D Although I probably wear more shorts than dresses
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Rina on March 19, 2011, 11:43:56 AM
On topic, I find shorts and sundresses very enjoyable in the warmer seasons of the year.  :tup


Same  :D Although I probably wear more shorts than dresses

Sundresses FTW!   :metal

Go get one so we can have a picture party.  :D
 
(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1000883.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on March 19, 2011, 11:45:51 AM
Aww that dress is so cute! I don't have any like that though.

Hmm I was gonna trawl through my photos on facebook to see if I could find any of a dress but it's down for some reason :(

Edit: Woo it's back on! I don't have many summer dress photos though, so dress and shorts!

(https://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/37836_10150216248550005_603845004_13509580_634827_n.jpg)

(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/59402_10150247642910005_603845004_14431802_766743_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 19, 2011, 12:11:33 PM
Tardlia and Rina rule supreme!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Rina on March 19, 2011, 12:13:45 PM
(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1000910.jpg)


(https://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae120/thinkofme120/P1000374.jpg)


WOO!!!


ALL TOGETHER NOW!
Title: Re: Or would you all have preferred "man-aise" instead?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 19, 2011, 12:47:58 PM
Oh boy, when I get home you're all getting so much of me in sundresses and short shorts that the server is going to crash due to the sheer amount of baby paste jamming it up.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Quadrochosis on March 19, 2011, 06:44:05 PM
Tahlia, I have a picture from that same exact spot at the Louvre!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 19, 2011, 06:46:25 PM
You know what's strange? I also have one in that exact same spot :neverusethis:

(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/59402_10150247642915005_603845004_14431803_5249556_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: TheVoxyn on March 19, 2011, 07:34:49 PM
You always act so cool in pics.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 19, 2011, 07:37:03 PM
Well, the thing is that it's not an act.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: TheVoxyn on March 19, 2011, 07:38:08 PM
Yea, that's what I thought.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on March 19, 2011, 10:26:26 PM
We have some seriously beautiful women in this forum.


Seriously beautiful.
Title: Re: An internet forum for a prog-metal band has women? And pretty ones? Never!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 19, 2011, 10:31:06 PM
We have some seriously beautiful women in this forum.


Seriously beautiful.

Coming from a dude who, in my opinion, looks pretty badass. I think we have a new forum motto:

"Dream Theater Forums: Beautiful women, badass men. No, seriously, we have proof, we promise."
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 20, 2011, 09:34:02 AM
Harry... badass?







































:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Pirate on March 20, 2011, 09:56:39 AM
Just wanted to drop by to join in on the appreciation... although I won't be seeing too many girls in this kind of wear at my school (uniforms >:(). And as for thirteen and fourteen year-olds that wear this clothing - the more the merrier (don't hate - check my age). Also, if needed I can provide a badass pic of myself; it involves a keytie and a GQ pose.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 20, 2011, 09:58:46 AM
(https://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v113/215/66/504229591/n504229591_114327_1567.jpg)
Am I doing it right?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on March 20, 2011, 03:41:46 PM
Tahlia, I have a picture from that same exact spot at the Louvre!

Woo o/

Tardlia and Rina rule supreme!

Hey I thought we'd stopped calling me Tardlia!!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: SPNKr on March 20, 2011, 07:55:31 PM
Time for another cool story, bro
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 21, 2011, 09:38:04 AM
Tardlia and Rina rule supreme!

Hey I thought we'd stopped calling me Tardlia!!
If you just ask nicely, I'd stop!!!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 21, 2011, 09:51:51 AM
I think we have a new forum motto:

"Ice Bank Mice Elf."

FTFY
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on March 21, 2011, 11:28:09 AM
We have some seriously beautiful women in this forum.


Seriously beautiful.

Coming from a dude who, in my opinion, looks pretty badass. I think we have a new forum motto:

"Dream Theater Forums: Beautiful women, badass men. No, seriously, we have proof, we promise."

Ha ha, thanks!

I take my facial hair way too seriously (because someone has to) plus I play the Asian card.  Hey, you play the cards you're dealt.  It got me beat up the first ten years of my life, but eventually I discovered that you could just look a certain way and people will leave you alone, and that's really all it's about.  People leave me alone, and I prefer it that way.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on March 23, 2011, 04:19:53 PM
Tardlia and Rina rule supreme!

Hey I thought we'd stopped calling me Tardlia!!
If you just ask nicely, I'd stop!!!

NEVER.
Title: Re: I mean, what? Name-calling? Oh, wrong subject then........
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 23, 2011, 04:30:02 PM
Tardlia and Rina rule supreme!

Hey I thought we'd stopped calling me Tardlia!!
If you just ask nicely, I'd stop!!!

Trust me mate, that defense really doesn't hold up in court.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on March 23, 2011, 04:39:59 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 23, 2011, 05:55:39 PM
(https://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r215/dimitrius21/fec6daa5.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Chino on May 04, 2011, 09:02:44 AM
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE TODAY!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: RandalGraves on May 04, 2011, 11:05:33 AM
The lack of contributions to this thread is really quite appalling . . .

. . . anywho, here's a completely candid shot of me grabbing some breakfast items.

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/RandalGraves/100_2626.jpg)

Yes, I know what you're thinking.  May the 4th be with you too!
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: ZBomber on May 04, 2011, 11:10:52 AM
 :rollin

And the erections of DTF slowly returned to their flaccid state
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on May 04, 2011, 11:12:18 AM
Yeah, I'm gonna need to go back a few pages to start feeling better about life again.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on May 23, 2011, 02:25:21 AM
 :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Sigz on May 23, 2011, 02:27:34 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Ejqji.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: tri.ad on May 23, 2011, 02:51:14 AM
I saw this thread and thought "Huh, i don't remember this one."

Now I know why.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on May 23, 2011, 03:54:56 AM
Sigz that is terrifying.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: wolfking on May 23, 2011, 07:12:32 AM
(https://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/this_thread_delivers_ups_chick_amazon.jpg)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 23, 2011, 07:20:03 AM
SIlver Tears post moar pics plz k thx
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on May 24, 2011, 07:18:50 AM
Sure

(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/150057_10150324374710005_603845004_15900485_8013337_n.jpg)

Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: zerogravityfat on May 24, 2011, 07:37:19 AM
28C sunny in nyc today, should make for a great bird watching day.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Orbert on May 24, 2011, 08:08:55 AM
Sure

(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/150057_10150324374710005_603845004_15900485_8013337_n.jpg)

Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:

Nothing wrong with that pic.  You have a beautiful smile.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on May 24, 2011, 10:00:02 AM
Oh Orbert, you're far too nice  :)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: lonestar on May 24, 2011, 04:10:05 PM
Sure

(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/150057_10150324374710005_603845004_15900485_8013337_n.jpg)

Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:
Eh, still hot. :tup
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 24, 2011, 07:03:20 PM
Dang, check out the buttons on her :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on May 24, 2011, 07:35:51 PM
The only tolerable thing about high school in a rural community. Most of the girls are quite eager to show off the legs and then promptly get pissed at you for looking.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Tripp on May 25, 2011, 01:06:31 AM
The only tolerable thing about high school in a rural community. Most of the girls are quite eager to show off the legs and then promptly get pissed at you for looking.

Which is why you have to develop the ability to look without them noticing you. Which is a skill I've mastered (I love Arizona)
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on May 25, 2011, 05:03:00 AM
Oh, I've definitely mastered it, but the freshmen haven't.  :lol
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Gadough on May 25, 2011, 08:41:09 AM
In time. They will learn.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JayOctavarium on May 25, 2011, 11:25:43 PM
Dark sunglasses.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on May 27, 2011, 06:42:45 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 28, 2011, 01:29:25 PM
Glass eyes.

Wait...
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Chino on May 28, 2011, 05:49:38 PM
The only tolerable thing about high school in a rural community. Most of the girls are quite eager to show off the legs and then promptly get pissed at you for looking.

Which is why you have to develop the ability to look without them noticing you. Which is a skill I've mastered (I love Arizona)
:rollin :rollin

Thought of this immediately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jytxXJBHmw&feature=autoplay&list=PLDAF98A727CCA101B&index=23&playnext=2
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: King Postwhore on May 28, 2011, 05:52:32 PM
The only tolerable thing about high school in a rural community. Most of the girls are quite eager to show off the legs and then promptly get pissed at you for looking.

I say too bad for them.  If they don't want the looks, hide the hardware.  Besides you'll only need to hone those skills when your married. :lol
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Aramatheis on May 28, 2011, 08:02:17 PM
Sure

(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/150057_10150324374710005_603845004_15900485_8013337_n.jpg)

Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:

Nothing wrong with that pic.  You have a beautiful smile.

I second this statement.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Ħ on May 28, 2011, 08:15:51 PM
Sure

(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/150057_10150324374710005_603845004_15900485_8013337_n.jpg)

Oh wait, were you meaning summery ones with dresses or short shorts? My bad  :angel:

Nothing wrong with that pic.  You have a beautiful smile.

I second this statement.
Yep.  Kinda surprising to see you on a prog/internet community. :lol
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JustJen on May 29, 2011, 05:20:30 AM
Today is not a big deal to most of you, but Connecticut reached a blistering 64 degrees earlier. Along with that, I saw my first pair of short shorts of 2011 (not counting night clubs). Happy days  :tup

You know what I can't understand? When we were in Florida in March, a tremendous number of girls on the beach/strip were wearing bikini tops and these tiny little short shorts on the bottom, but the shorts were always a few sizes too small and left entirely unzipped and unbuttoned, with belly hanging out in the opening.

Is that a style now? Wearing clothes that don't fit and just leaving them undone and pretending it's intentional?
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JustJen on May 29, 2011, 05:22:52 AM
The lack of contributions to this thread is really quite appalling . . .

. . . anywho, here's a completely candid shot of me grabbing some breakfast items.

(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/RandalGraves/100_2626.jpg)

Yes, I know what you're thinking.  May the 4th be with you too!

This is my new "Happy Birthday from DTF" photo.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JustJen on May 29, 2011, 05:27:18 AM
I'D LET THAT OUT OF MY RAPE DUNGEON ON ALTERNATE FRIDAYS!!!

:rollin :rollin


To the complaining womb-holders:
This is "General Discussion", not "General Music Discussion", and there are more men than women on this forum.

Men like women.

Men equate "appreciation of beauty" with "love"/"desire".

If they want you, they think you're beautiful. Just relax and be flattered.

And post boob pics -- men are way easier to deal with when they're not actually able to pay attention.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 29, 2011, 07:21:12 AM
The lack of contributions to this thread is really quite appalling . . .

. . . anywho, here's a completely candid shot of me grabbing some breakfast items.
*snip

Yes, I know what you're thinking.  May the 4th be with you too!

This is my new "Happy Birthday from DTF" photo.

NO JEN IT IS NOT
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Sigz on May 29, 2011, 07:26:40 AM
Some of the comments that get posted in the pic thread get kinda creepy, but taking the forum as a whole, the vast majority of discussions avoid sex entirely.

In fact, I'd say a discussion on DTF is more likely to become a homoerotic circlejerk (and I mean that in the hottest way possible) than it is a discussion about boobs.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 29, 2011, 07:30:23 AM
Sigz, get back in bed with me, stop posting on the net
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JayOctavarium on May 29, 2011, 07:33:59 AM
@ Sigs and Jamesman :rollin
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Sigz on May 29, 2011, 07:34:29 AM
Yes dear.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on May 29, 2011, 11:39:41 AM
Some of the comments that get posted in the pic thread get kinda creepy, but taking the forum as a whole, the vast majority of discussions avoid sex entirely.

In fact, I'd say a discussion on DTF is more likely to become a homoerotic circlejerk (and I mean that in the hottest way possible) than it is a discussion about boobs.

I've sure never felt uncomfortable or anything about things said on the forums, like you said, everything here seems to turn into a largely homosexual orgy more than anything else.

Dunno who the complaining womb-holders are in this, but I think it's important to remember that generally most things are said in jest. But if you get offended by anything I'm sure people here would respect that   :D
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JosephAOI on May 29, 2011, 12:06:34 PM
You wanna know what gets on my nerves? Going into a resturant and getting a really cute waiter but not being able to flirt cause you're 16 and she's probably 20  :P Being a minor blows

And here in Indiana, girls my age wear short shorts year round. It gets old after a while. I like skirts more myself
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Chino on May 29, 2011, 02:41:25 PM
You wanna know what gets on my nerves? Going into a resturant and getting a really cute waiter but not being able to flirt cause you're 16 and she's probably 20  :P Being a minor blows

And here in Indiana, girls my age wear short shorts year round. It gets old after a while. I like skirts more myself

You know what really gets on my nerves? Going to a restaurant and getting a really cute waiter and not being able to flirt cause you're 22 and shes 16. Not being a minor blows.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JustJen on May 29, 2011, 03:18:56 PM
You wanna know what gets on my nerves? Going into a resturant and getting a really cute waiter but not being able to flirt cause you're 16 and she's probably 20  :P Being a minor blows

And here in Indiana, girls my age wear short shorts year round. It gets old after a while. I like skirts more myself

You know what really gets on my nerves? Going to a restaurant and getting a really cute waiter and not being able to flirt cause you're 22 and shes 16. Not being a minor blows.

Or when you're 38 and married and he's 24 and so completely not. :p
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on May 29, 2011, 03:28:23 PM
You wanna know what gets on my nerves? Going into a resturant and getting a really cute waiter but not being able to flirt cause you're 16 and she's probably 20  :P Being a minor blows

And here in Indiana, girls my age wear short shorts year round. It gets old after a while. I like skirts more myself

You know what really gets on my nerves? Going to a restaurant and getting a really cute waiter and not being able to flirt cause you're 22 and shes 16. Not being a minor blows.

 :rollin
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JosephAOI on May 29, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
You wanna know what gets on my nerves? Going into a resturant and getting a really cute waiter but not being able to flirt cause you're 16 and she's probably 20  :P Being a minor blows

And here in Indiana, girls my age wear short shorts year round. It gets old after a while. I like skirts more myself

You know what really gets on my nerves? Going to a restaurant and getting a really cute waiter and not being able to flirt cause you're 22 and shes 16. Not being a minor blows.
Chino, I'll switch you residences if you'd like  :P
EDIT: I'd also like to join the group of people who think Silver Tears has an adorable smile  :D
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: JustJen on May 30, 2011, 06:31:43 AM
I'm willing to bet that Randal Graves is sporting a pretty sweet "smile" under there as well.
Title: Re: Short shorts!
Post by: Silver Tears on May 30, 2011, 07:24:03 AM
Danke  :laugh: