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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Chino on March 16, 2011, 10:40:11 AM
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She's on the phone with who I am pretty damn sure is her boyfriend. She is crying and in the process of breaking up... I think. :corn
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Kewl
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Well that's fascinating.
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She just got hung up on and wont lift her head off the keyboard. I'm debating getting up and getting her a tissue.
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Do it, being nice is always a good thing.
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Plus rebound.
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Do it :biggrin: And update us with how everything goes
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Fuckin A. She just asked the girl to her left if she had one she could use. She is cleaning her makeup now and calling someone on the on phone.
*edit* whoever she is calling won't pick up. The look in her face makes me kinda sad... she is now making a third call attempt.
*edit more* She is leaving the guy a voice mail. "I'm over this" sob "why can't you talk" sob "its an easy question to answer" sob/snort/sniffle "bye"
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You should still try to comfort her. :P
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Or just don't get involved since it isn't any of your business to begin with.
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She just got off the phone with who I think was her dad, and read off all her credit card info :facepalm:
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She just got off the phone with who I think was her dad, and read off all her credit card info :facepalm:
What about address and phone number? ;)
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Or just don't get involved since it isn't any of your business to begin with.
Or instead of breaking down the middle of a computer lab for me to hear and discuss on the interwebs, she could get up and go to the ladies room.
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Or just don't get involved since it isn't any of your business to begin with.
Or instead of breaking down the middle of a computer lab for me to hear and discuss on the interwebs, she could get up and go to the ladies room.
Not gonna argue with that, but why get involved in any way, shape or form? Just ignore her. I doubt thats type of girl you'd really want to get to know anyways. :lol
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Or just don't get involved since it isn't any of your business to begin with.
Or instead of breaking down the middle of a computer lab for me to hear and discuss on the interwebs, she could get up and go to the ladies room.
This is what I don't understand. Why is she putting herself through this in front of everyone? Or is the room not full of people?
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STICK IT IN HER POOPER!!
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She just started crying really hard, picked up all her shit and left.
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Well, you see? Now this thread is over because you didn't find out what happened.
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you have a pretty damn cool computer lab.
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Did she perhaps leave behind a bowl of cereal that she might later return for?
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Is there no teacher?
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Yes, there is not.
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Thanks boob guy :tup
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STICK IT IN HER POOPER!!
She just started crying really hard, picked up all her shit and left.
The timing of these two posts is perfect.
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So, was she hot?
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I mean, without the makeup all running down her face and shit.
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I still don't understand what she was doing in the computer lab and out of the kitchen to begin with.
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Her boyfriend obviously made her chain too long.
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Chino,
Get in there, she needs someone who is empathetic to her needs.. and you know.. :tup
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She just started crying really hard, picked up all her shit and left.
Well, depending what she looked like, I just might have picked up her shit myself.
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It's so erotic when your makeup runs....
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Yeah, sorry you had to hear that. Bitch wanted to get a cat, but I told her I was allergic and she just went nuts.
She's all yours if you want her, man.
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:rollin
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I mean, without the makeup all running down her face and shit.
(https://i42.tinypic.com/axmm88.jpg)
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I mean, without the makeup all running down her face and shit.
Steven Wilson would claim otherwise.
"It's so erotic when your makeup runs"
Edit: Of course, I was beaten to it. :angry:
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I'm not gonna lie, I usually prefer women without makeup to those with. Maybe a little light makeup to cover a flaw or two, but the whole "painted lady" bullshit does nothing for me. And once that shit starts running down her face, forget it. I just don't see what's attractive about someone who looks like they survived an explosion at a paint factory.
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"sorry to hear about your breakup and all but do you have the answer to number seven?"
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Tap her on the shoulder lightly...
"Hey... hey... what's wrong?"
"*sniffle* my boyfriend just broke up-" "STOP FUCKING CRYING I AM TRYING TO LEARN, THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU"
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That's cruel.
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"Hey how's your relationship with so and so." :neverusethis:
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IT'S SO EROTIC WHEN YOUR MAKEUP RUNS :neverusethis:
Edit: Double ninja'd. A while ago. :P
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*Girl on phone in computer lab* "This guy in my lab keeps staring at me. It's starting to really creep me out."
*Person she is talking too* "What's he doing now?"
*Girl* "It's like he's hanging on my every word. What should I do?"
*Person on phone* "Hang up and call your dad! Do it now!"
*Girl now crying on phone with dad* "Dad he keeps staring at me!"
*Girls dad* "Honey, I'm stuck at work, hang up and call your brother, he's closer to where you are at the moment!"
*Girl tries unsuccesfully to get her brother on the line, rings up dad again* "He didn't answer dad, and this guy is really freaking me out!"
*Dad* "Calm down honey. Give me the address . I'm on my way!"
*Girl recites address* "It's 112337 East 177th street" (which Chino mistakes for her recitation of a credit card)
*Dad* "What's he doing now?"
*Girl, actively weeping* "Still staring at me. I think I need to drop out of this school!"
*Dad* "He's obviously just some wierdo honey, it will be okay."
*Girl* He looks like a prog nerd dad!"
*Dad* "Awww fuck!" Hurry outside, and meet me out front. Call me as soon as you get out of the building, and I'll stay on the phone with you until I get there. In the meantime, I'm going to call the police. Go! Do it now, I'm on my way!"
*Girl grabs her belongings and escapes the freakish stares*
Could have happened that way. :biggrin:
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:lol
Mystery solved, Chino!
-J
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*Girl on phone in computer lab* "This guy in my lab keeps staring at me. It's starting to really creep me out."
*Person she is talking too* "What's he doing now?"
*Girl* "It's like he's hanging on my every word. What should I do?"
*Person on phone* "Hang up and call your dad! Do it now!"
*Girl now crying on phone with dad* "Dad he keeps staring at me!"
*Girls dad* "Honey, I'm stuck at work, hang up and call your brother, he's closer to where you are at the moment!"
*Girl tries unsuccesfully to get her brother on the line, rings up dad again* "He didn't answer dad, and this guy is really freaking me out!"
*Dad* "Calm down honey. Give me the address . I'm on my way!"
*Girl recites address* "It's 112337 East 177th street" (which Chino mistakes for her recitation of a credit card)
*Dad* "What's he doing now?"
*Girl, actively weeping* "Still staring at me. I think I need to drop out of this school!"
*Dad* "He's obviously just some wierdo honey, it will be okay."
*Girl* He looks like a prog nerd dad!"
*Dad* "Awww fuck!" Hurry outside, and meet me out front. Call me as soon as you get out of the building, and I'll stay on the phone with you until I get there. In the meantime, I'm going to call the police. Go! Do it now, I'm on my way!"
*Girl grabs her belongings and escapes the freakish stares*
Could have happened that way. :biggrin:
a purely hypothetical example?
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"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=21200.msg805857#msg805857) about falling..."
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fucking lol
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*Girl* He looks like a prog nerd dad!"
*Dad* "Awww fuck!" Hurry outside, and meet me out front. Call me as soon as you get out of the building, and I'll stay on the phone with you until I get there. In the meantime, I'm going to call the police.
:lol :lol :lol
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I still don't understand what she was doing in the computer lab and out of the kitchen to begin with.
Looking for recipes online, hopefully.
edit..
Or, better yet - taking some HOME EC.
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Chino, we know you *love* Avatar but you really don't need to start a thread just because she's got the blues.
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3/10
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Chino, we know you *love* Avatar but you really don't need to start a thread just because she's got the blues.
Who told you that joke? The Situation?
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9/10
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:lol
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"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=21200.msg805857#msg805857) about falling..."
Oh Lord :rollin :rollin :rollin
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"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=21200.msg805857#msg805857) about falling..."
:splodetard:
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The most important question has still not been answered:
So, was she hot?
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"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=21200.msg805857#msg805857) about falling..."
Oh Lord :rollin :rollin :rollin
:rollin I just now got that.
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"Hey, I noticed your relationship is falling apart. You may not remember, but I know a thing or two (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=21200.msg805857#msg805857) about falling..."
Oh Lord :rollin :rollin :rollin
:rollin I just now got that.
Yeah, I'm good with those stealth puns.
Speaking of, have you given any thought to making me an emote? (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=20696.msg786150#msg786150) ;D
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Didn't I do that already?
:lhk:
EDIT: I guess I didn't. Okay, fixed. Sometimes, I just don't know where my head is.
wait for it...
:boskinated:
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It's ironic*, bosk. You've made me the happiest guy on the face of the earth, but I can't seem to find a pun for this occasion to use my newfound emote.
*Any chance I could get an Alanis Morrisette emote?
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*Any chance I could get an Alanis Morrisette emote?
Do you know where I can find one? I'd look myself, but I figure you oughta know.
:lhk:
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*Any chance I could get an Alanis Morrisette emote?
Do you know where I can find one? I'd look myself, but I figure you oughta know.
:lhk:
:clap:
And that's why you're the mod.
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I'm honored. I don't always get it with both hands. Was it the post, the title, or both?
EDIT: Okay, I'll give you back your identity now. :biggrin:
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I'm honored. I don't always get it with both hands. Was it the post, the title, or both?
EDIT: Okay, I'll give you back your identity now. :biggrin:
It was the post. It's always your post, bosk.
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:flee:
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Somebody say my name?
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*Any chance I could get an Alanis Morrisette emote?
Do you know where I can find one? I'd look myself, but I figure you oughta know.
:lhk:
Alright, that was excellent. :clap:
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bösky, i must say you are on a total posting spree.
edit bosky to bösky
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Bosk1 and LHK should have their own comedy hour which would get stopped after season 1 due to
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...herpes.
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Bosk1 and LHK should have their own comedy hour which would get stopped after season 1 due to
Low ratings.
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Bosk1 and LHK should have their own comedy hour which would get stopped after season 1 due to
Supernova
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:splodearms:
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Or just don't get involved since it isn't any of your business to begin with.
Or instead of breaking down the middle of a computer lab for me to hear and discuss on the interwebs, she could get up and go to the ladies room.
Not gonna argue with that, but why get involved in any way, shape or form? Just ignore her. I doubt thats type of girl you'd really want to get to know anyways. :lol
YEAH! Manly fucking men! Screw women who get attached to their boyfriends! Let's just fill some sluts up with our sticky milk, motorboat 'em, and then have a nice cold fucking beer.
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She just texted me. She said her fetishes include pina coladas, getting lost in the rain, and prog forum dwellers. Hold her purse for her next time she goes shopping.
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Or just don't get involved since it isn't any of your business to begin with.
Or instead of breaking down the middle of a computer lab for me to hear and discuss on the interwebs, she could get up and go to the ladies room.
Not gonna argue with that, but why get involved in any way, shape or form? Just ignore her. I doubt thats type of girl you'd really want to get to know anyways. :lol
YEAH! Manly fucking men! Screw women who get attached to their boyfriends! Let's just fill some sluts up with our sticky milk, motorboat 'em, and then have a nice cold fucking beer.
I'm not sure if you were agreeing with me or making fun of what I said (lol), but I meant if she is causing a scene like that in a public place, and on top of that reading her credit card info out loud for everyone to hear.... well, personally, I would stay away from that.
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A quick search for an Alanis Morissette emoticon revealed this:
(https://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/famous/alanismorissette.gif)
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Oh, wow. Thanks.
:ironic:
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It's a fairly stunning resemblance, IMO.
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You oughta know.
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Bosk1 and LHK should have their own comedy hour
$h*! My Mod Says Book it! LHK moves in with bosk1.
BTW Isn't this thread..............Ironic?
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Bosk1 and LHK should have their own comedy hour
$h*! My Mod Says Book it! LHK moves in with bosk1.
BTW Isn't this thread..............Ironic?
So which one of us gets portrayed by William Shatner?
:shatner:
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Bosk=mod=Shatner
Plus my post said you were moving into his house. *spoilers* :lol
Mabye you haven't seen the show yet.
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Bosk=mod=Shatner
Plus my post said you were moving into his house. *spoilers* :lol
Mabye you haven't seen the show yet.
God no. Maybe you haven't read my posts, but I sorta like myself.
I only subject myself to torture of that scale when I'm drunk and thinking about past relationships.
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Bosk=mod=Shatner
Plus my post said you were moving into his house. *spoilers* :lol
Mabye you haven't seen the show yet.
God no. Maybe you haven't read my posts, but I sorta like myself.
I only subject myself to torture of that scale when I'm drunk and thinking about past relationships.
I get your quality of posts but the age factor. Wait, how old are you?
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Guess. I'm curious to see what other people think my age is.
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A bajillion!
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I'm gonna say...32?
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A bajillion!
Dammit! I thought hiding it in plain sight would throw you off the scent! Damn you and your natural French cleverness! Next time I'll hide it even more deviously, like in an acrostic.
No wait, Germans are champs at deciphering acrostics, rumbo would guess it in an instant...
Dammit it, you'd think that after living a bajillion years I'd be a little smarter...
*Edit: No hef, I'm not 32.
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28 years old.
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28 years old.
Closer.
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28 years young.
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26.
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26.
Winner.
I'd give you a prize, but I have nothing to give.
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*Edit: No hef, I'm not 32.
Dammit, Super Mario, that was bosky, not me.
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*Edit: No hef, I'm not 32.
Dammit, Super Mario, that was bosky, not me.
You people all look the same to me.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/obama-beer.jpg)
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You guys realize that it's on his profile, right?
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French cleverness!
Whoa whoa, easy there on the jokes, you may offend a French person.