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Title: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: The Texas Pirate! on March 15, 2011, 09:56:44 PM
I can own. and hunt with, black powder, non modern cartridge fireing "auntiques".
Muzzle loading, flinlocks, or percussion guns made before 1899 or reproductions of pre 1899 guns are auntiques and not considered firearms.
Title: Re: You're our own personal Capt. Jack Sparrow, except no sequels. Yay!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 15, 2011, 09:58:47 PM
So you're gonna start waving a pair of flintlock pistols around everywhere you go?

That. Is. Awesome.
Title: Re: You're our own personal Capt. Jack Sparrow, except no sequels. Yay!
Post by: The Texas Pirate! on March 15, 2011, 10:09:27 PM
So you're gonna start waving a pair of flintlock pistols around everywhere you go?

That. Is. Awesome.
only during spring break on South Padre Island. :yarr
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 15, 2011, 10:12:57 PM
You can do that in PA too. Although personally I wouldn't go waving them around in public :P
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Quadrochosis on March 15, 2011, 10:13:20 PM
Your new avatar is amazing.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: antigoon on March 15, 2011, 10:13:45 PM
HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Ħ on March 15, 2011, 10:20:06 PM
I thought you were perm banned...anyway, welcome back!
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 15, 2011, 10:21:49 PM
I thought you were perm banned...anyway, welcome back!
Nope. Only a week.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: The Texas Pirate! on March 15, 2011, 11:00:39 PM
Your new avatar is amazing.
it is isnt it, thank you.
I designed it and had a freind make it for me.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: SPNKr on March 15, 2011, 11:26:21 PM
Good to have you back, TTP :tup. Go hunt and show us pics!
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: The Texas Pirate! on March 15, 2011, 11:49:14 PM
HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Warn the neighbors and hide the valubles, women, children, pets, and farm animals.

Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: slycordinator on March 16, 2011, 08:02:52 AM
Hide your kids. Hide your wife.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Progmetty on March 16, 2011, 08:20:01 AM
Good God he's back!!
Guess who's back, back again, Pirate's back, tell a friend, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.. back back back!
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: bosk1 on March 16, 2011, 08:39:40 AM
I thought you were perm banned...anyway, welcome back!
Nope. Only a week.

Not sure why it was only a week.  You don't get to make threats about putting out a "hit" on members of this forum and get to come back.  Consider it permanent.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: El Barto on March 16, 2011, 08:42:27 AM
Wasn't too hard to see that one coming.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: antigoon on March 16, 2011, 09:43:56 AM
:(
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: zxlkho on March 16, 2011, 09:50:34 AM
Wow, really?
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Quadrochosis on March 16, 2011, 09:50:45 AM
:(

RIP TTP :heart
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: ZBomber on March 16, 2011, 09:53:23 AM
I'm gonna hit

That ass
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Orbert on March 16, 2011, 11:54:15 AM
Things are different in Texas.  I was in San Antonio for a conference in '08 and remember signs on every single door of the convention center saying that it was illegal to carry firearms into the building.  It took me a second, but I figured out that it's because you're normally allowed to carry firearms in Texas, just not in certain buildings.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: 73109 on March 16, 2011, 01:53:31 PM
Oh fuck...what happened?
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: rumborak on March 16, 2011, 01:57:45 PM
If I ever have kids, I will just point them to TTP's threads and say "kids, this is what you *don't* do". :lol

rumborak
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: emindead on March 16, 2011, 01:59:59 PM
Which thread was it?
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 16, 2011, 02:02:25 PM
Which thread was it?
Pretty sure it was bout to crash's goodbye thread, but the comments where stuff happened got deleted I think.

Anyways, RIP Tex. :'(
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 16, 2011, 02:15:33 PM
(https://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/demotivators/mistakesdemotivationalposter.jpg)
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Fuzzboy on March 16, 2011, 02:24:46 PM
aww what  :(
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: El Barto on March 16, 2011, 02:25:21 PM
Oh fuck...what happened?

Which thread was it?
Pretty sure it was bout to crash's goodbye thread, but the comments where stuff happened got deleted I think.
He told Bosk that he had made "the list" because of the Jackie thing.  Also provided his address if Bosk wanted to call him out on it.  I personally didn't really see it as a threat, but it was enough of a judgment call that deeming it such and banning him was certainly understandable.  

The fascinating thing is the hypothetical fight between a career felon and a former marine.  Because of his enormous size, I'd probably bet on TPP, but good training can offset that advantage pretty easily.  I guess it really comes down to what Bosk's role was in the military.  
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: ZBomber on March 16, 2011, 02:26:55 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 16, 2011, 02:27:34 PM
Bosk does look suspiciously like a young Mr. Rogers.  Must've been a marine sniper.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: El Barto on March 16, 2011, 02:28:41 PM
Bosk does look suspiciously like a young Mr. Rogers.  Must've been a marine sniper.
That was John Denver.  Get your urban legends straight!
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: bosk1 on March 16, 2011, 02:53:44 PM
Oh fuck...what happened?

Which thread was it?
Pretty sure it was bout to crash's goodbye thread, but the comments where stuff happened got deleted I think.
He told Bosk that he had made "the list" because of the Jackie thing.  Also provided his address if Bosk wanted to call him out on it.  I personally didn't really see it as a threat, but it was enough of a judgment call that deeming it such and banning him was certainly understandable. 

Well, there was a bit more to it than that.  But, yeah, threatening to kill somebody out in public and posting your address on top of it really isn't a smart move.  It's basically saying, "Hey, FBI!  I just committed a federal offense, memorialized it in writing, and told you exactly where to find me."
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 16, 2011, 02:54:16 PM
Yeah that was pretty silly of him. :-\
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: lonestar on March 16, 2011, 03:07:05 PM
That was quick.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: rumborak on March 16, 2011, 03:08:32 PM
As entertaining as TTP is/was, it was really just a question of time for a permaban. Now Monto, that's something very different!

rumborak
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Progmetty on March 17, 2011, 08:29:24 AM
I don't understand the need to behave so "Ulrichy" as to involve the law and whatnot, TTP's threats were so "out there" to be taken seriously, I saw the same posts you guys are talking about but didn't think it menacing for a second.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: El Barto on March 17, 2011, 08:38:05 AM
I agree in principal, but I'd never go so far as to call a man Ulrichy.  Christ.  That's worse than putting somebody on "the list."
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Progmetty on March 17, 2011, 08:42:46 AM
We all have "Ulrichy" moments, like considering calling the police on your neighbors when they're playing loud music heh
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Perpetual Change on March 17, 2011, 09:09:48 AM
Only a Matter of Thyme:
A Masque Commemorating a Fallen Pirate, in memory of the Banned of Dream Theater Forums
Reading Whilst Listening to This or The Original Song for Maximum Enjoyment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJDY5CgDbVM&feature=related



Characters:
bosk as KING BOSK, KING of The LAND
The Texas Pirate! as PIRATE
El Barto as BARTHO, GRIOT to K.BOSK
5/8.com as CHORUS OF THE IMPURE
The banned as CHORUS OF THE DAMNED
The DTF.com Mods as ADVISORS
Myself, the Blind Poet as NARRATOR


[A forum admin smiled, said:]

K. Bosk: "It's just a matter of time.
You can have your own username at my forum,
just sign on this line."

Hold tight... limelight!
Approaching the paramount
with the sun in our eyes,
no fear of FBI, lawyer guys, compromise.
In a dimly lit room with a stool as his ship,
a booze-stricken pirate of a pauper's descent
haunts the computer
that he runs with windows
as he posts a new protest
to an audience that ticks on the walls.
To the normal forum lurker
It's just a matter of time.


Pirate:[aside] "I can deviate from the terms of service
and then just fall back in line."

K. Bosk: [To ADVISORS]"I understand he's a risky man
and my system can't miss."
Bartho: "But is security, after all, a cause
or symptom of happiness?"

Brave, yet afraid, his eye on horizon
in a steady-set gaze
a pirate comes soon from his week held in doom,
takes a moment to sober, with courage,
to stifle his grave apprehension and
trembling, attempts a new thread.


Chorus of the Impure: For Jackie's benediction our pirate refugee departs
to brave the sea of rage and return to DTF at all costs,
he'll linger in our memory!

Advisors: Send that sea-dog back to his logic-proof hell,
where DT once were held sacred, safe and hidden well,
now compromised by Balrog's usury.

With every ban that's lifted, there's still no end for him.
The hesitation cultivates within the tired man,
and rumors spread of mutiny


And though the time will come when 5 and 8 unite,
tonight the only consolation causing him to fight
is fearless faith in destiny.


Pirate:[introspectively] "Even when plans fall to pieces,
I can still find the courage
with the re-enforcers I've found at 5/8."

Chorus of the Damned: "Like it or not, its a dream we all keep
and until our bans are over we'll climb.
If faith is the answer, we've already reached it
And if spirit's a sign,
then it's only a matter of time
only a matter of time..."

[flourish]
-the end-
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Zydar on March 17, 2011, 09:11:27 AM
:clap:
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Quadrochosis on March 17, 2011, 11:46:37 AM
:lol OMG YES
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: MajorMatt on March 17, 2011, 11:51:52 AM
 :yarr :clap:
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 17, 2011, 12:14:24 PM
 :rollin epic.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 17, 2011, 03:05:34 PM
:hefdaddy :hefdaddy
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: antigoon on March 17, 2011, 03:11:31 PM
Holy shit :lol
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: emindead on March 17, 2011, 03:46:45 PM
I me my.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: skydivingninja on March 17, 2011, 03:49:53 PM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Perpetual Change on March 17, 2011, 06:18:57 PM
 :millahhhh
Title: Re: You're our own personal Capt. Jack Sparrow, except no sequels. Yay!
Post by: icysk8r on March 17, 2011, 07:19:16 PM
So you're gonna start waving a pair of flintlock pistols around everywhere you go?

That. Is. Awesome.
I have to watch the movie now
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Perpetual Change on March 17, 2011, 09:43:11 PM
Hey, you're not Lee Harvey.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 17, 2011, 09:44:10 PM
Hey, you're not Lee Harvey.
He quoted his post, so it changed his title too. :P
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: Perpetual Change on March 17, 2011, 09:45:01 PM
Mind=blown.
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: yeshaberto on March 17, 2011, 10:12:10 PM
I just witnessed something epic
Title: Re: Texas Penal code Sec 46.01,03,A,B YAY!
Post by: wjc on March 17, 2011, 10:18:30 PM
Oh wow

:hefdaddy