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Title: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zook on March 10, 2011, 04:52:36 PM
What the fuck is this shit? Is it just an Arizona thing? In Florida, if people were too lazy (including myself) to bring the carts to the cart return, they'd at least put them over the curb out of the way in the little area with the trees and shit or stick them in empty spaces which can still cause an inconvenience, but behind the fucking cars?! I had two shopping carts behind my car today! TWO! Everyone does this now. It's the ultimate dick move. Fucking dirtbags! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! /tick rant
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Implode on March 10, 2011, 04:54:58 PM
Hey! I do that! Better watch those personal attacks.



:neverusethis:

But in all seriousness, that's awful, and I've never seen that before.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Elsydeon on March 10, 2011, 04:55:53 PM
What the fuck is this shit? Is it just an Arizona thing? In Florida, if people were too lazy (including myself) to bring the carts to the cart return, they'd at least put them over the curb out of the way in the little area with the trees and shit or stick them in empty spaces which can still cause an inconvenience, but behind the fucking cars?! I had two shopping carts behind my car today! TWO! Everyone does this now. It's the ultimate dick move. Fucking dirtbags! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! /tick rant
Yeah I work the carts at the grocery store and I see it everyday. They just leave carts in the most inconvenient spots and they think nothing of it. If there's a cart in front of their car, they might move it behind another car. I really don't understand how some people think....or how they can be so lazy when the cart return corral is like 4 feet away from them and they choose to leave the cart stranded in the middle of a parking spot. I could go on for pages with rants about this!
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zook on March 10, 2011, 04:59:22 PM
Yesterday I was going to park and my girlfriend got out to move a cart from the spot and just as she did, this dumb bitch in the next spot over pushes her cart into the spot. Fucking retards!
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: wolfking on March 10, 2011, 05:50:19 PM
Yesterday I was going to park and my girlfriend got out to move a cart from the spot and just as she did, this dumb bitch in the next spot over pushes her cart into the spot. Fucking retards!

Fuck! *shakes head*

This annoys me too, people are just bone fucking lazy, and most of the time the trolley (cart) bay is one space away!!!  WTF is with that!!  Do they not think, or they just don't give a fuck!?
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: rumborak on March 10, 2011, 06:05:37 PM
If we're already ranting, what's with people who can't keep their foot on the brake? They're standing at the pedestrian crossing, and every 2 seconds their car inches towards the crossing a bit more. Have their legs atrophied so much with their fatness, or what is the deal here?

rumborak
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Tanatra on March 10, 2011, 06:09:40 PM
I've only ever noticed shopping cart laziness at Wal-Marts. Seriously, it just doesn't seem to happen anywhere else.

One night, I noticed a shopping cart somehow made its way from the parking lot out onto a sidewalk on the main road. I pulled over, put the cart in the back of my truck, drove to Wal-Mart, and used it for the groceries I bought. :)
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: wolfking on March 10, 2011, 06:20:37 PM
If we're already ranting, what's with people who can't keep their foot on the brake? They're standing at the pedestrian crossing, and every 2 seconds their car inches towards the crossing a bit more. Have their legs atrophied so much with their fatness, or what is the deal here?

rumborak


Yeah, same with the lights.  The inch forward like somehow them moving forward will make the lights change quicker.


I've only ever noticed shopping cart laziness at Wal-Marts. Seriously, it just doesn't seem to happen anywhere else.

One night, I noticed a shopping cart somehow made its way from the parking lot out onto a sidewalk on the main road. I pulled over, put the cart in the back of my truck, drove to Wal-Mart, and used it for the groceries I bought. :)

That's pretty fuckin' epic!
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: KevShmev on March 10, 2011, 06:22:32 PM
These are probably the same lazy toolbags who park in the fire lane in front of the supermarket while they run in and do a quick purchase.  People who do that should have their cars towed.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Birch Boy on March 10, 2011, 06:27:02 PM
I work at a supermarket and every day we need to go outside in the freezing cold, rain, snow, tornado, etc... and get every single cart that's left in the parking lot. When it gets windy I've seen a couple very close calls with expensive cars. But it sucks going on "cart duty."
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zook on March 10, 2011, 06:31:40 PM
This douchebagery isn't isolated to Walmart. I see it in pretty much every parking lot I'm at. Someone even pushed their cart behind mine as I was approaching it. When they saw me push it away, they didn't say a word. Of course, they probably didn't speak english.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: CountVoorhees on March 10, 2011, 06:43:54 PM
(https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/why_we_cant_have_nice_things.jpg)
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 11, 2011, 10:09:42 AM
These are the same types of idiots that can't park their cars normally either.  You know the ones, they pull forward through a parking space because they're too goddamn stupid to put it in reverse and back out like normal people.  Then, they end up exiting the isle going the opposite direction.  People who are completely unaware of their surroundings because they live in their own stupid little fucking world.  I fucking hate em!!
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: El Barto on March 11, 2011, 10:43:24 AM
These are the same types of idiots that can't park their cars normally either.  You know the ones, they pull forward through a parking space because they're too goddamn stupid to put it in reverse and back out like normal people.  Then, they end up exiting the isle going the opposite direction.  People who are completely unaware of their surroundings because they live in their own stupid little fucking world.  I fucking hate em!!
Odd thing to get so worked up about.  Some of us drive narrow cars with super-tight turning radii.  I can pull through and still exit the proper direction.1 

My biggest parking lot aggravation is people who drive vehicles that are too big for them to operate.  If it takes you three attempts to pull into a space, sell your goddamn car and ride the bus.  Combine this with the people that block the lane for 3 minutes waiting for somebody to pull out so they can park close and you've got one helluva annoying situation.  And the people who spend all day looking for a close parking spot are usually the people who need to fucking walk in the first place.  I usually park in the outfield by choice.  Walking is good.  Waiting sucks.  First in, first out.  Plus, carts don't normally make it that far out. 


1Something I'll occasionally do when I have somebody in the car with me is to park properly, on my side, but exit forward between the two cars parked in front of me.  Nobody ever expects that.  You get some great reactions. 
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 11, 2011, 10:56:11 AM
It's a matter of principle.  Park your car the right way and put your fucking shopping cart where it belongs when you're finished with it.  It's as simply as that.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: King Postwhore on March 11, 2011, 11:05:14 AM
I'm an ass when I see somebody not put a cart into the corral.  I'll say something rude.  Also I can't stand when somebody blocks the whole isle when I'm food shopping.  There world is more important then my world and then you get a dirty look when you ask to get by.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: tri.ad on March 11, 2011, 11:59:39 PM
I've never seen that happening here. Seems like it's an American thing...

However, people who can't park properly are pretty common here as well.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Jirpo on March 12, 2011, 01:39:14 AM
This never really happens in aus (for me anyway), well at least the trolley thing.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Kosmo on March 12, 2011, 02:34:26 AM
I already get pissed when people leave them in a random place and not where they belong but behind people's cars? Jesus...
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Sigz on March 12, 2011, 03:17:13 AM
As someone who has spent countless hours corralling carts, I always always always put carts back.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: TheVoxyn on March 13, 2011, 05:35:42 AM
Over here you have to put 50 cent in the cart which you get back once you put the cart back in the stall (coin ejects when you put a cord of the cart in front of you in your cart - locking them together).
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zantera on March 13, 2011, 05:44:48 AM
Over here you have to put 50 cent in the cart which you get back once you put the cart back in the stall (coin ejects when you put a cord of the cart in front of you in your cart - locking them together).

Same system here in Sweden, though it's 5 or 10 SKR instead of cent. ;)
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: tri.ad on March 13, 2011, 06:09:00 AM
The value remains the same. *shrugs*

So you don't have to pay a deposit for shopping carts in the US? I didn't know that.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 13, 2011, 06:51:02 AM
The value remains the same. *shrugs*

So you don't have to pay a deposit for shopping carts in the US? I didn't know that.
Not at most places, although there is a discount chain here called Aldi that does that.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: tri.ad on March 13, 2011, 06:55:24 AM
Aldi has its origins in Germany, so I guess that's where it comes from.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 13, 2011, 06:57:08 AM
Aldi has its origins in Germany, so I guess that's where it comes from.
OK, that makes sense.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: j on March 13, 2011, 10:37:25 PM
My biggest parking lot aggravation is people who drive vehicles that are too big for them to operate.  If it takes you three attempts to pull into a space, sell your goddamn car and ride the bus.

This has got to be a bigger problem here in Tejas than anywhere else, where even chicks try (and fail) to drive big trucks.

Quote
And the people who spend all day looking for a close parking spot are usually the people who need to fucking walk in the first place.

I've noticed this irony before too.

What the fuck is this shit? Is it just an Arizona thing? In Florida, if people were too lazy (including myself) to bring the carts to the cart return, they'd at least put them over the curb out of the way in the little area with the trees and shit or stick them in empty spaces which can still cause an inconvenience, but behind the fucking cars?! I had two shopping carts behind my car today! TWO! Everyone does this now. It's the ultimate dick move. Fucking dirtbags! AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!! /tick rant

This happens everywhere here too.  I yelled at a bitch one time when I came out and caught her ditching her cart up against my car before squeezing her fat ass into her Tahoe and trying to speed off.

-J
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: sonatafanica on March 13, 2011, 10:41:13 PM
(https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/why_we_cant_have_nice_things.jpg)

fuck nice things


fuck shopping carts


everyone stop giving a fuck about anything
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: dethklok09 on March 13, 2011, 11:11:21 PM
(https://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/why_we_cant_have_nice_things.jpg)

fuck nice things


fuck shopping carts


everyone stop giving a fuck about anything
But when we stop giving a fuck about stopping giving a fuck. have we not given a fuck.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 13, 2011, 11:11:45 PM
Best parking video I've ever seen. Guy parks car for her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bWbau0Rxq0
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Riceball on March 13, 2011, 11:15:28 PM
Over here you have to put 50 cent in the cart which you get back once you put the cart back in the stall (coin ejects when you put a cord of the cart in front of you in your cart - locking them together).

50c! In Australia its AU$2...They aren't everywhere yet though.

Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: glaurung on March 13, 2011, 11:40:23 PM
Over here you have to put 50 cent in the cart which you get back once you put the cart back in the stall (coin ejects when you put a cord of the cart in front of you in your cart - locking them together).

WHY DON'T WE HAVE THIS TOO?  >:(
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Portrucci on March 13, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
Over here you have to put 50 cent in the cart which you get back once you put the cart back in the stall (coin ejects when you put a cord of the cart in front of you in your cart - locking them together).

50c! In Australia its AU$2...They aren't everywhere yet though.


I dont think the price matters  :lol It's just to make sure you return the cart.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Riceball on March 14, 2011, 05:33:26 PM
Over here you have to put 50 cent in the cart which you get back once you put the cart back in the stall (coin ejects when you put a cord of the cart in front of you in your cart - locking them together).

50c! In Australia its AU$2...They aren't everywhere yet though.


I dont think the price matters  :lol It's just to make sure you return the cart.

Some people in Australia are idiots though...I've heard people complain that it "costs" two bucks, refuse to pay the deposit and complain to management. I've also seen a heap of people not bother taking them back too - which is where price would be more important.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Elsydeon on March 14, 2011, 06:08:49 PM
I think Price Rite uses the coin in cart system, at least ours do. I think it's only a quarter too.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: adameastment on March 14, 2011, 06:13:35 PM
What you should do, is move all the carts and park where they put the carts. That'll piss them off.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Elsydeon on March 14, 2011, 06:16:58 PM
Our assistant manager would actually park underneath our store  near the entrance during snow blizzards so he wouldn't have to brush his car off. He called it his personal garage.... thank god he transferred. He was a dick
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: MetalMike06 on March 16, 2011, 04:18:33 PM
Combine this with the people that block the lane for 3 minutes waiting for somebody to pull out so they can park close and you've got one helluva annoying situation.  And the people who spend all day looking for a close parking spot are usually the people who need to fucking walk in the first place.  I usually park in the outfield by choice.  Walking is good.  Waiting sucks.

I think like this as well. Would it kill people to walk an extra, oh I dunno, 100 feet at most?


Anyway, I hate car culture!

Edit:

Sorry, I just realized this thread was a couple days old and dying. Sometimes I just end up going through the older pages to find something interesting and don't even realize it.  :lol
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Fuzzboy on March 16, 2011, 04:39:27 PM
Yeah I tend to park pretty far also. Pisses off everyone I'm in the car with, though.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zook on March 16, 2011, 05:01:05 PM
Since I posted this thread I've noticed a lack of shopping cart asshole-ishness. It seems complaining on an unknown internet forum actually did something productive! On the other hand, I'll probably have a cart behind my car tomorrow...
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: antigoon on March 16, 2011, 08:45:43 PM
WHO YOU CALLING UNKNOWN
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zook on March 16, 2011, 09:08:40 PM
CURSE ME UNKNOOOOOOWWWWWWWN!!!! INTO THE FIRE!!!!
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: dethklok09 on March 16, 2011, 09:15:24 PM
If we have spoken of the unknown has it not become known. It is possible that we never spoke of it, though me typing it out would contradict this.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zook on March 16, 2011, 09:23:12 PM
If Jason Voorhees poops in the woods and there is no one around, does it make a sound?
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: dethklok09 on March 16, 2011, 09:28:54 PM
If Jason Voorhees poops in the woods and there is no one around, does it make a sound?
That doesnt make since because jason voorhees being there would imply that there is something around. Unless he fires shits out of a tube cannon shoved up his ass at the dark brooding forest.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: El Barto on March 17, 2011, 08:42:32 AM
I think that's a great idea.  It encourages people to return the carts, and provides an incentive for others to return them if the "buyer" does not. Hell, in most neighborhoods here, bums would corral the carts for the store so they wouldn't have to pay employees to.  I think there are plenty of douchebags that would leave there's out just to show to everybody that they can throw away 50¢, but they'd never give that 50¢ to a bum. 
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 17, 2011, 12:35:55 PM
Since I posted this thread I've noticed a lack of shopping cart asshole-ishness. It seems complaining on an unknown internet forum actually did something productive! On the other hand, I'll probably have a cart behind my car tomorrow...

Yeah, I stopped by the store yesterday after work.  Same shit, different day.  Carts all over the place.  Sometimes two or three in one empty parking spot.  They can't be bothered with wasting their precious time putting carts back where they belong.  Which reminds of something else I see on a regular basis and just happened to see it again this morning on the way to work.  People cutting through parking lots because their time is so incredibly precious, they can't be bothered to wait 30 or 40 seconds at a traffic light.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Orbert on March 17, 2011, 02:25:27 PM
We pulled into the parking lot of Office Max, my wife, kids and I, because my wife's duties as office manager included keeping office supplies stocked.  So we were going to need a cart.  The lot is on a slight incline, and there's this one shopping cart a good 30 or 40 feet away rolling slowly towards the store.  Yeah, some idiot had left it, and it was now that most dangerous of parking lot hazards, the runaway cart.

I observe the vector of the rolling cart, choose a spot, park the car, and we all pile out.  We've done this before, and my kids ask "Are we going to need a cart?" to which I answer "No, I'll just use The Force."  Confused looks from wife and kids.  I stand next to the car and dramatically raise my arms in front of me.  "Come here!" I say.  My kids look and see the cart rolling towards me.

The cart has been rolling in a beautiful straight line (thank God) and rolls right up to me, and I grab it.  I didn't even have to move.  Damn, I'm good! I think to myself.  I whip the cart around, grab it by the handlebar, and say "Let's go!" as I head towards the entrance.  My kids are running behind me going "Wow, that was cool!" and "How did you do that?" and my wife just shakes her head, but she's grinning too.


Anyway, so yeah, people who leave shopping carts out suck, but that's a true story, and the one time I didn't think it was too awful that someone had left their cart out.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 17, 2011, 03:07:46 PM
 :lol  good one Orbert.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Birch Boy on March 18, 2011, 06:37:22 AM
:metal
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Genowyn on March 18, 2011, 06:50:07 AM
I think that's a great idea.  It encourages people to return the carts, and provides an incentive for others to return them if the "buyer" does not. Hell, in most neighborhoods here, bums would corral the carts for the store so they wouldn't have to pay employees to.  I think there are plenty of douchebags that would leave there's out just to show to everybody that they can throw away 50¢, but they'd never give that 50¢ to a bum. 

When I was a kid my friends and I would hang out near the grocery store and ask people to return their carts for them in exchange for the quarter. Truly a genius money-making scheme.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Orbert on March 18, 2011, 07:36:15 AM
Some airports have luggage carts you can "rent" by putting money into a machine, which releases one, then if/when you return your cart, you get your money back.  It's just a dollar or whatever, but most people will return their cart to get that dollar back, and stray ones will get returned by someone else to get that dollar.  The result is no stray carts anywhere, even though lots of people use them.

It seems logical to try that at stores with shopping carts, but for some reason it also seems like it wouldn't catch on.  People would just shop somewhere else and avoid the hassle.  At the airport, you pretty much don't have a choice.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zook on March 27, 2011, 10:48:38 AM
When I was leaving work this morning (The blue car is mine, yes, I know it needs to be washed):

(https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/Zook85/cart_jackass.jpg)
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Ravenheart on March 27, 2011, 10:50:01 AM
This is the best thread ever  :lol
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Rina on March 27, 2011, 10:55:20 AM
We pulled into the parking lot of Office Max, my wife, kids and I, because my wife's duties as office manager included keeping office supplies stocked.  So we were going to need a cart.  The lot is on a slight incline, and there's this one shopping cart a good 30 or 40 feet away rolling slowly towards the store.  Yeah, some idiot had left it, and it was now that most dangerous of parking lot hazards, the runaway cart.

I observe the vector of the rolling cart, choose a spot, park the car, and we all pile out.  We've done this before, and my kids ask "Are we going to need a cart?" to which I answer "No, I'll just use The Force."  Confused looks from wife and kids.  I stand next to the car and dramatically raise my arms in front of me.  "Come here!" I say.  My kids look and see the cart rolling towards me.

The cart has been rolling in a beautiful straight line (thank God) and rolls right up to me, and I grab it.  I didn't even have to move.  Damn, I'm good! I think to myself.  I whip the cart around, grab it by the handlebar, and say "Let's go!" as I head towards the entrance.  My kids are running behind me going "Wow, that was cool!" and "How did you do that?" and my wife just shakes her head, but she's grinning too.


Anyway, so yeah, people who leave shopping carts out suck, but that's a true story, and the one time I didn't think it was too awful that someone had left their cart out.

You are seriously awesome, you know that?  :rollin
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: CountVoorhees on March 27, 2011, 11:08:07 AM
We pulled into the parking lot of Office Max, my wife, kids and I, because my wife's duties as office manager included keeping office supplies stocked.  So we were going to need a cart.  The lot is on a slight incline, and there's this one shopping cart a good 30 or 40 feet away rolling slowly towards the store.  Yeah, some idiot had left it, and it was now that most dangerous of parking lot hazards, the runaway cart.

I observe the vector of the rolling cart, choose a spot, park the car, and we all pile out.  We've done this before, and my kids ask "Are we going to need a cart?" to which I answer "No, I'll just use The Force."  Confused looks from wife and kids.  I stand next to the car and dramatically raise my arms in front of me.  "Come here!" I say.  My kids look and see the cart rolling towards me.

The cart has been rolling in a beautiful straight line (thank God) and rolls right up to me, and I grab it.  I didn't even have to move.  Damn, I'm good! I think to myself.  I whip the cart around, grab it by the handlebar, and say "Let's go!" as I head towards the entrance.  My kids are running behind me going "Wow, that was cool!" and "How did you do that?" and my wife just shakes her head, but she's grinning too.


Anyway, so yeah, people who leave shopping carts out suck, but that's a true story, and the one time I didn't think it was too awful that someone had left their cart out.
You must be the coolest dad ever.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Demi Zenith on March 27, 2011, 04:18:59 PM
Following on from people who sit there for five minutes waiting to take the car park of someone who's close rather than drive 20 metres further down, why is it that no one ever wants to park on the roof? It can be a clear and fine day but everyone is content of driving in circles in the first two or three floors than drive onto the roof where there are a million car parks... some even right next to the door!
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zook on March 27, 2011, 04:30:35 PM
Following on from people who sit there for five minutes waiting to take the car park of someone who's close rather than drive 20 metres further down, why is it that no one ever wants to park on the roof? It can be a clear and fine day but everyone is content of driving in circles in the first two or three floors than drive onto the roof where there are a million car parks... some even right next to the door!


I don't know where you come from, but down here, cars don't fly.












:neverusethis:
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Elsydeon on March 27, 2011, 05:04:09 PM
When I was leaving work this morning (The blue car is mine, yes, I know it needs to be washed):

(https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/Zook85/cart_jackass.jpg)
I do believe those are big y carts are they not?
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Zook on March 27, 2011, 05:20:02 PM
No, Fry's. Not sure if Kroger owns them or not, but Big Y doesn't ring a bell.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: Orbert on March 27, 2011, 11:04:30 PM
We pulled into the parking lot of Office Max, my wife, kids and I, because my wife's duties as office manager included keeping office supplies stocked.  So we were going to need a cart.  The lot is on a slight incline, and there's this one shopping cart a good 30 or 40 feet away rolling slowly towards the store.  Yeah, some idiot had left it, and it was now that most dangerous of parking lot hazards, the runaway cart.

I observe the vector of the rolling cart, choose a spot, park the car, and we all pile out.  We've done this before, and my kids ask "Are we going to need a cart?" to which I answer "No, I'll just use The Force."  Confused looks from wife and kids.  I stand next to the car and dramatically raise my arms in front of me.  "Come here!" I say.  My kids look and see the cart rolling towards me.

The cart has been rolling in a beautiful straight line (thank God) and rolls right up to me, and I grab it.  I didn't even have to move.  Damn, I'm good! I think to myself.  I whip the cart around, grab it by the handlebar, and say "Let's go!" as I head towards the entrance.  My kids are running behind me going "Wow, that was cool!" and "How did you do that?" and my wife just shakes her head, but she's grinning too.
You are seriously awesome, you know that?  :rollin

Thanks!  :coolio

You must be the coolest dad ever.

I am always looking for stuff like that to do in front of my kids.  My dad is the most amazing guy I've ever met.  I will never be as legitimately awesome as that man is, but I can "cheat" and do things which impress my kids for now.  I'll take it.  This one just fell right into my lap; all I had to do was think quickly enough to take advantage of the situation.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: lateralus88 on March 27, 2011, 11:38:12 PM
Seeing how I began working at Target about a week ago, I can safely say I HATE people who both leave their carts in the parking lots and those fuckers who leave them throughout the god damn store like children not wanting to pick up their toys after playing with them.


HATE.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: pogoowner on March 28, 2011, 12:56:12 AM
Seeing how I began working at Target about a week ago, I can safely say I HATE people who both leave their carts in the parking lots and those fuckers who leave them throughout the god damn store like children not wanting to pick up their toys after playing with them.


HATE.
Don't worry, your rage will fade in time if you keep working in retail. It will slowly morph into an apathy of sorts, rooted in an unhealthy level of cynicism.
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: lateralus88 on March 28, 2011, 01:04:18 AM
Seeing how I began working at Target about a week ago, I can safely say I HATE people who both leave their carts in the parking lots and those fuckers who leave them throughout the god damn store like children not wanting to pick up their toys after playing with them.


HATE.
Don't worry, your rage will fade in time if you keep working in retail. It will slowly morph into an apathy of sorts, rooted in an unhealthy level of cynicism.
More cynicism and apathy than I already have towards all things?
Title: Re: People Who Leave Shopping Carts Behind Cars In The Parking Lot Depreciation
Post by: pogoowner on March 28, 2011, 01:13:53 AM
Seeing how I began working at Target about a week ago, I can safely say I HATE people who both leave their carts in the parking lots and those fuckers who leave them throughout the god damn store like children not wanting to pick up their toys after playing with them.


HATE.
Don't worry, your rage will fade in time if you keep working in retail. It will slowly morph into an apathy of sorts, rooted in an unhealthy level of cynicism.
More cynicism and apathy than I already have towards all things?
Yes. It is the curse of retail.