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Title: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: TAC on March 04, 2011, 07:52:05 AM: STARING AT BREASTS IS HEALTHY!

I cannot link it (I'm on my phone), but I was on the Fox 25 Boston website and apparently there's a study!

Someone link please!
Title: Re: Dr. Cozmo's Prescription
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 07:53:43 AM: https://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/offbeat/study-staring-at-breasts-increases-heart-health-20110304

I am immortal.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Zydar on March 04, 2011, 07:55:49 AM: :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 04, 2011, 08:09:41 AM: I'd like to issue a decree:

That in this thread, we endeavor to post "site legal" pictures that help all the males of this forum live long healthy lives. Lowering our chances for heart disease is an important initiative for DTF. Denise Milani agrees.

Begin the healthy please!
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 08:10:51 AM: No, really, if that's the case, I will live forever. I'm very fortunate that Mrs. Cozmo is blessed in this way. I'm thinking of buying her a shirt that has two big eyes on it, so that I can honestly say I'm looking her in the eyes when I talk to her.

Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on March 04, 2011, 08:09:41 AM
*brilliance*

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

of bewbs. I second the notion, but it may be difficult to mod. I think it's worth the effort though, if the mods approve.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Tick on March 04, 2011, 08:12:32 AM: (https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/Decorated%20images/Christina%20Aguilera/31.jpg)
A healthy day to all!
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 04, 2011, 08:14:27 AM: Yes..Sir Cozbreast...difficult to mod indeed.
We are not 5/8 but still even the best intended boob threads don't last long.

but for our hearts boys....our hearts......stay true!
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 08:21:48 AM: tick, I'm a little confused, the file name says Christina Aguilera. Who is it?
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on March 04, 2011, 08:26:52 AM: And all of a sudden, I feel young and healthy. :lol
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Tick on March 04, 2011, 08:27:12 AM: Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 08:21:48 AM
tick, I'm a little confused, the file name says Christina Aguilera. Who is it?
I have no idea, it was on a Christina Aguilera page.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 08:29:14 AM: :lol Good enough for me.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Tick on March 04, 2011, 08:30:11 AM: Quote from: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 08:29:14 AM
:lol Good enough for me.
me too! :tup
Title: Re: Dr. Cozmo's Prescription
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 11:43:42 AM: On with the healing:

(https://picturesof.ws/wp-content/gallery/lucy-pinder/lucy-pinder-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 04, 2011, 12:27:04 PM: whoa...that was uplifting.
I feel like a bananna.....
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: sonatafanica on March 04, 2011, 12:43:35 PM: Sure your heart's going to be healthier, but what about all those red hand marks across your face?
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 12:49:27 PM: Quote from: sonatafanica on March 04, 2011, 12:43:35 PM
Sure your heart's going to be healthier, but what about all those red hand marks across your face?

You take your chances.

(https://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/20/59355/23514.jpg)
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 04, 2011, 12:49:44 PM: "Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily."

Am I the only one to see the flaw in this? How many of you guys would stop looking at breasts for five years just because you were part of a "study?" As much as I like the outcome...
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 12:50:43 PM: Exactly. Never gonna happen.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Zydar on March 04, 2011, 12:50:56 PM: Quote from: sonatafanica on March 04, 2011, 12:43:35 PM
Sure your heart's going to be healthier, but what about all those red hand marks across your face?

You can't get slapped in front of your computer :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: EPICVIEW on March 04, 2011, 01:18:45 PM: This thread makes me feel better.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: King Postwhore on March 04, 2011, 03:30:06 PM: They call me Doctor Coz
They call me Doctor Coz
(Calling Doctor Coz)
I've got the cure you're thinkin' of
(Calling Doctor Coz)

And even though I'm full of sin
In the end you'll let me in
You'll let me through, there's nothin' you can do
You need my lovin' don't you know it's true
So will you please get on your knees
There are no bills, there are no fees
Baby I know what your problem is
The first step of the cure is some boobs... :lol
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 04, 2011, 03:59:07 PM: So very, very true.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: El JoNNo on March 05, 2011, 01:23:31 AM: (https://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t87/Guitarded101/webgirledit.jpg)
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 05, 2011, 01:29:47 AM: Jonno, I cropped the URL so you can use one that won't get you banned. Use this link. https://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t87/Guitarded101/webgirledit.jpg
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: El JoNNo on March 05, 2011, 01:41:36 AM: I changed it...But why would I get banned? Is there porn on that site? I didn't really peruse to find out lol
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 05, 2011, 01:59:46 AM: Yeah, there is. I checked it out of curiosity, and welp... plenty of naughty-isms going on.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Gadough on March 05, 2011, 06:54:47 AM: Quote
The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.

I'm on it! Well...I've been doing that every day since I was 13 or 14...but I shall continue!
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on March 05, 2011, 07:24:05 AM: Today I'll probably go to a nice party which will eventually become a boob-fest. Such a healthy event.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: King Postwhore on March 05, 2011, 07:57:07 AM: Take two boobs and call me in the morning.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: Global Laziness on March 05, 2011, 08:43:56 AM: Interesting that they're reporting on this now; I could have sworn that I read this a few months back. Awesome news, though.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 05, 2011, 12:13:50 PM: my birthday party is a boob event.
I dont' ask for gifts, I simply ask all females who will attend (married, single, boyfriended) to have the "girls" on display. I want them pushed up, and spilling out. The dudes, spouses, boyfriends eagerly encourage their women to display their wares and it's a free for all of teet. And well....owning a hot tub helps to further such shenanigans along after hours.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription
Post by: mizzl on March 05, 2011, 02:40:35 PM: Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on March 05, 2011, 12:13:50 PM
my birthday party is a boob event.
I dont' ask for gifts, I simply ask all females who will attend (married, single, boyfriended) to have the "girls" on display. I want them pushed up, and spilling out. The dudes, spouses, boyfriends eagerly encourage their women to display their wares and it's a free for all of teet. And well....owning a hot tub helps to further such shenanigans along after hours.
:hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: Nick on March 05, 2011, 02:57:19 PM: Although El-J is the only one that would have crossed the line do we need to go over the use of NSWF tags?

Unless the thread title has NSFW in it you can NOT post pictures that are NSFW. You could post a link to the picture and say the link is NSFW, or you could message the topic starter and ask them to include the tags and then post your picture.

Remember this for the future.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: El JoNNo on March 06, 2011, 01:27:53 AM: Bored at work lol
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: El JoNNo on March 06, 2011, 01:28:39 AM: bored at work lol

https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/002/990/2990.jpg (https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/002/990/2990.jpg)
https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/850/4850.jpg (https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/850/4850.jpg)
https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/927/4927.jpg (https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/927/4927.jpg)
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 06, 2011, 04:36:02 AM: I love threads like this
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: ariich on March 06, 2011, 04:49:45 AM: Quote from: Guitarded on March 04, 2011, 12:49:44 PM
"Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily."

Am I the only one to see the flaw in this? How many of you guys would stop looking at breasts for five years just because you were part of a "study?" As much as I like the outcome...
I wondered that too.

Also, how pissed would you be if you signed up for a study about staring at boobs, and were then told that you COULDN'T STARE AT THEM FOR FIVE YEARS.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 06, 2011, 09:24:37 AM: Quote from: ariich on March 06, 2011, 04:49:45 AM
Quote from: Guitarded on March 04, 2011, 12:49:44 PM
"Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily."

Am I the only one to see the flaw in this? How many of you guys would stop looking at breasts for five years just because you were part of a "study?" As much as I like the outcome...
I wondered that too.

Also, how pissed would you be if you signed up for a study about staring at boobs, and were then told that you COULDN'T STARE AT THEM FOR FIVE YEARS.
Think of the money you could save. I pretty much wouldn't need the internet at home at all!
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on March 06, 2011, 12:06:48 PM: Quote from: El JoNNo on March 06, 2011, 01:28:39 AM
bored at work lol

https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/002/990/2990.jpg (https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/002/990/2990.jpg)
https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/850/4850.jpg (https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/850/4850.jpg)
https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/927/4927.jpg (https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/927/4927.jpg)

Bored, but healthy :tup

Also, a big *wow* to the last one.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: kári on March 06, 2011, 03:16:05 PM: Most amazing tits ever, completely uncovered... (Definitely NSFW!!)
https://f.polska.pl/gal/84/10/174/tits.jpg (https://f.polska.pl/gal/84/10/174/med.jpg)
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: juice on March 06, 2011, 03:26:19 PM: so hawt
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 06, 2011, 03:59:35 PM: Quote from: kári on March 06, 2011, 03:16:05 PM
Most amazing tits ever, completely uncovered... (Definitely NSFW!!)
https://f.polska.pl/gal/84/10/174/tits.jpg (https://f.polska.pl/gal/84/10/174/med.jpg)
Sorry, but I saw that one from a mile away.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: kári on March 06, 2011, 04:00:28 PM: Probably a lot more since I'm in Europe and you're in the USA.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on March 06, 2011, 04:25:41 PM: A hot chick with a cute pussy.

(https://gelos.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/blonde-chick-with-cute-pussy.jpg)
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: ScioPath on March 06, 2011, 04:45:59 PM: Quote from: DarkLord_Lalinc on March 06, 2011, 04:25:41 PM
A hot chick with a cute pussy.

*SNIP*

Oh god, WTF dude. Edit that out before the mods see you.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: Global Laziness on March 06, 2011, 04:59:21 PM: Quote from: El JoNNo on March 06, 2011, 01:28:39 AM
https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/927/4927.jpg (https://cdn1.pics.videobash.com/photos/000/004/927/4927.jpg)

I recognize her...what's her name?
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 07, 2011, 12:37:46 AM: Here's a rooster.

(https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2032/2267684979_e50e7db0a5.jpg)

Am I doing it right?
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 07, 2011, 05:27:26 AM: this is not a bestiality thread...we already have one of those it's the General Chat Thread.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: Pyroph on March 08, 2011, 11:03:45 AM: Just to make sure we're all on the same page: You guys do know this is fake, right?
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 08, 2011, 11:06:46 AM: Quote from: Pyroph on March 08, 2011, 11:03:45 AM
Just to make sure we're all on the same page: You guys do know this is fake, right?

Fake or not, it's like a placebo with benefits.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 08, 2011, 11:09:08 AM: Quote from: Pyroph on March 08, 2011, 11:03:45 AM
Just to make sure we're all on the same page: You guys do know this is fake, right?

Whatever page you're on, I don't like that page.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: Orbert on March 08, 2011, 11:14:42 AM: Quote from: Pyroph on March 08, 2011, 11:03:45 AM
Just to make sure we're all on the same page: You guys do know this is fake, right?

Duh. It's Fox News.
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: King Postwhore on March 08, 2011, 11:15:54 AM: Quote from: Pyroph on March 08, 2011, 11:03:45 AM
Just to make sure we're all on the same page: You guys do know this is fake, right?

By fake you mean the boobs? ;)
Title: Re: Dr. Cosmo's Prescription (NSFW)
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 21, 2011, 10:09:24 AM: boobed.
er
I mean bumped.

I've got a fever...and I don't need more cowbell