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Title: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: bertoltus on June 18, 2010, 02:55:22 PM
I know threads like this have already been made in the past, but back then they were quite funny. I think it's time for a revival!

This one should be rather easy:

(https://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6858/dtfpuzzle.jpg)
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: tri.ad on June 18, 2010, 03:02:50 PM
Hmmm...

"Watching mortality, I mow the lawn" would be my guess.

(The Killing Hand; "Wanting mortality, I'm all alone")
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: bertoltus on June 18, 2010, 03:15:34 PM
Hmmm...

"Watching mortality, I mow the lawn" would be my guess.

(The Killing Hand; "Wanting mortality, I'm all alone")
Of course that's right.
Next one's just as easy, I'll save the more difficult stuff for tomorrow.

(https://img708.imageshack.us/img708/8020/dtfpuzzle2.jpg)
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Post by: 2Timer on June 18, 2010, 04:11:34 PM
Is that 'death is the first dancing turtle'?
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Post by: ScioPath on June 18, 2010, 04:15:31 PM
nice lol.

This is shaping up to be an awesome thread.
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Post by: Aniland on June 18, 2010, 10:09:32 PM
Such win has already ensued. Keep going. :D
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Post by: Ultimetalhead on June 18, 2010, 10:24:25 PM
You should make one for "FUCK THIS WHORE".

Wait. Don't.
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Post by: Sigz on June 19, 2010, 12:52:47 AM
(https://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3397/cruciffyyyyyy.jpg)
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Post by: tri.ad on June 19, 2010, 01:22:00 AM
Redemption for you, manatee.
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Post by: bertoltus on June 19, 2010, 04:18:51 AM
(https://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8421/dtfpuzzle3.jpg)
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: Zydar on June 19, 2010, 04:22:43 AM
Drink a troll!  :biggrin:

Nice drawings BTW.
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: bertoltus on June 19, 2010, 04:26:34 AM
Drink a troll!  :biggrin:

Nice drawings BTW.
Right! (and thx :D)
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: Mladen on June 19, 2010, 05:06:36 AM
It would be nice if you guys wrote the original lyrics with the misheard ones, since I have no idea in which song did you hear ''Drink a troll.''
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Post by: Zydar on June 19, 2010, 05:54:43 AM
It would be nice if you guys wrote the original lyrics with the misheard ones, since I have no idea in which song did you hear ''Drink a troll.''

Voices:

Thought disorder
Dream control

or

Fuck this whore
Drink a troll
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Post by: Mladen on June 19, 2010, 07:06:03 AM
Whoa, never crossed my mind.  :lol
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Post by: lateralus88 on June 19, 2010, 12:18:27 PM
I see a misheard lyric for "SUCKING IN HIS PIPE" in the near future :neverusethis:
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Post by: Zook on June 19, 2010, 01:21:49 PM
I'VE BEEN A GENTLEMEN!
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Post by: LCArenas on June 19, 2010, 01:30:45 PM
I PREY THE HEN BY CANDLELIGHTS
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Post by: John94 on June 19, 2010, 01:48:18 PM
WHAT'S THE SMELL OF FARTING GIVES NEW MEANING TO AN OLIVE!
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Post by: Martinman300 on June 20, 2010, 01:39:47 AM
WON'T LET THEM FEEL ME WITH FELT ELASTIC RUBBER DAVES!!!!!!

(scarred
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Post by: DarkEternalNight on June 20, 2010, 02:26:11 AM
SOBFBVBJVJBJFJND

Stream of Conciousness
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Post by: ? on June 21, 2010, 01:33:37 AM
Would you like to see our secret holy bass? (TCOT)
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Post by: John94 on June 21, 2010, 11:48:15 AM
God, I'm high. Amish steak.
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Post by: Plasmastrike on June 22, 2010, 11:11:35 AM
God, I'm high. Amish steak.
Great ima hear this every time lol
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Post by: Mladen on June 22, 2010, 12:32:17 PM
God, I'm high. Amish steak.
Uhm... What song again?
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Post by: Zydar on June 22, 2010, 12:34:04 PM
God, I'm high. Amish steak.
Uhm... What song again?

Sacrificed Sons
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Post by: emindead on June 22, 2010, 02:00:25 PM
-"I feel Elaine. I feel the breast!"
-"Qué es eso hard for me"
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: John94 on June 23, 2010, 05:16:17 AM
Top one is Voices.

-"I feel Elaine. I feel the breast!"

I think -I feel the leg, I feel the breast- is a much more funner misheard.
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Post by: toro on June 23, 2010, 02:37:00 PM
-"Qué es eso hard for me"
These walls?
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Post by: Pierced Brosnan on June 23, 2010, 05:37:09 PM
CAPTAIN SEEXXX!!



One I came up with :P : 'These Alsasians that keep hunting mee, won't liiiick maah haand!!'
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: OperantChamber on June 23, 2010, 06:02:46 PM
One I came up with :P : 'These Alsasians that keep hunting mee, won't liiiick maah haand!!'

 :lol

Root of All Evil.
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: commanderbob on June 23, 2010, 07:35:42 PM
Wither:  "This Baroness consumes me"

Metropolis:  "As a man, my DOGGIES have caught up with me"
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Post by: emindead on June 23, 2010, 08:59:20 PM
-"Qué es eso hard for me"
These walls?
YEAH!
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Post by: 2Timer on June 24, 2010, 01:56:14 PM
...the great ascent to reach Ohio State.
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: toro on June 24, 2010, 05:37:28 PM
...the great ascent to reach Ohio State.
A rite of passage.

here is one:

"I live in this push-on's, with or without jews."
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: Adami on June 25, 2010, 03:04:48 AM
Blind Faith?

If so, that's terrible. It doesn't fit or sound anything like that at all.

I love how all "misheard lyrics" eventually turn into "let's make up a random phrase that sounds somewhat, but barely like this easy to understand phrase"
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Post by: wolfking on June 25, 2010, 05:20:05 AM
Blind Faith?

If so, that's terrible. It doesn't fit or sound anything like that at all.

I love how all "misheard lyrics" eventually turn into "let's make up a random phrase that sounds somewhat, but barely like this easy to understand phrase"

I say Blind Faith too.  The line  "And life still pushes on, with or without you."
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Post by: toro on June 25, 2010, 02:02:28 PM
Blind Faith?

If so, that's terrible. It doesn't fit or sound anything like that at all.

I love how all "misheard lyrics" eventually turn into "let's make up a random phrase that sounds somewhat, but barely like this easy to understand phrase"
correct, and excuse me for trying to do a new one, next time i'm going to look for  misheard lyrics vid on Youtube that everyone already knows and copy and paste those lyrics.


BTW- I know the misheard lyrics I wrote sucked, but still...
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Post by: Zook on June 25, 2010, 10:26:39 PM
I am gobble geeble goo gib purpose on to you
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Post by: RoeDent on June 26, 2010, 10:55:53 AM
From Scarred, we have:

'Leaving his sauce behind'
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Post by: Seventh Son on June 26, 2010, 11:05:17 AM
"I AM NOT A FREAK!"

~Pull Me Under
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Post by: Rina on July 06, 2010, 10:51:21 AM
"I AM NOT A FREAK!"

~Pull Me Under

I am not afraid?
Title: Re: Guess the misheard lyrics!
Post by: Seventh Son on July 06, 2010, 11:20:56 AM
"I AM NOT A FREAK!"

~Pull Me Under

I am not afraid?

Yeah.