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General => General Music Discussion => Topic started by: Arcaeus on April 28, 2010, 04:18:07 AM
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Any fans of this genre on the board? I would assume so, since many of you pride yourselves over your expansive music tastes (pretentious imo). I haven't dug deep into the discographies of pioneers of the genre, such as ZZ Top, but I love more modern beardcore bands such as Protest The Hero and Mastodon; they're intense.
Silverstein is pretty terrible though. I don't know how anyone could take them seriously.
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Does Beardfish count?
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(https://www.insideout.de/catalog/images/Beardfish2009web.jpg)
I'd say yes. Maybe not as beardy as ZZ Top and not as corey as Protest The Hero, but I think they could fit into the genre and no one would complain.
And they actually have "beard" in their name. That's pretty damn beardcore.
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Pictured: The king of beardcore.
(https://todaysmusings.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/beard5.jpg)
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Something tells me you're not taking this thread seriously :\
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I swear, I've seen a made up genre like this on DTF before :lol
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Great thread. Here is some true beardcore;
BLS
(https://www.lifesip.com/images/black-label-society-1.jpg)
Of course, DT could be considered beardcore
(https://otopsivideo.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dream_theater_japan.jpg)
Amon Amarth
(https://deepbaseballthoughts.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/amonamarth_1153383273.jpg)
In Flames
(https://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/I/In_Flames/In.Flames-band-2005.jpg)
Soilwork
(https://www.theagencygroup.com/artistphotos/Soilwork.jpg)
Kenny Loggins
(https://www.nndb.com/people/879/000024807/loggins-crop.jpg)
Kenny Rogers
(https://mykindofcountry.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/kenny_rogers.jpg)
Kenny Rogers
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I thought this going to be a joke thread making fun of ridiculous genre names.
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Down
(https://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/atoz/down-band2000.jpg)
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How can you have a Beardcore thread without mentioning Iron and Wine?
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BTBAM are Post-Ironic Beardcore.
Apparently.
Pretty stupid genre name if you ask me though. It doesn't classify the music in the slightest.
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Oh, so this is a serious genre?
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I was assuming they were mucking around.
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It's a real genre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-ironic_beardcore
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I found it through the tags on last fm. Needless to say, I facepalmed.
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It's a real genre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-ironic_beardcore
:lol Who the fuck wrote that. So next time I want to listen to a band whose members have beards I'll refer to them as Post-Ironic Beardcore in general.
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Someone called "Myungtrucci"...
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It's a real genre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-ironic_beardcore
:lol Who the fuck wrote that. So next time I want to listen to a band whose members have beards I'll refer to them as Post-Ironic Beardcore in general.
BUT THAT'S CRAZY. BEARDS ARE A SIGN OF REBELLION.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
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It's a real genre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-ironic_beardcore
I think that's my new favorite wikipedia article. :lol
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...I started this thread as a joke, yes, if anyone wasn't sure :lol
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Beardcore is no fucking joke man.
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Beardcore is no fucking joke man.
(https://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2707/beardcoredemotivational.jpg) (https://img213.imageshack.us/i/beardcoredemotivational.jpg/)
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:metal
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I'd also like to make sure that Christopher Lee's "Charlemagne" project should be added to the genre.
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...I started this thread as a joke, yes, if anyone wasn't sure :lol
So...you didn't write that wiki article?
God help us all.
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No, I didn't, it's a copy/paste of the last.fm description for the tag (which I did not write either).
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Oh, the trauma!
All of these genre names are going to give me post-traumatic stress disorder.
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Oh, the trauma!
All of these genre names are going to give me post-traumatic stress disordercore.
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:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?
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:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?
I have no idea. I'd always thought they were more Vegetarian Pre-Ironic BeardProgCore than anything else.
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Myung can't grow a beard, and thus is not PiBxC
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:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?
I have no idea. I'd always thought they were more Vegetarian Pre-Ironic BeardProgCore than anything else.
Nah, they're not BeardProgCore, they're closer to progressive BeardCore.
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I love how the ridiculous overexpansion of the -core genres and a new "genre" name for like every core band out there has resulted in stuff like this :neverusethis:
(Though "axecore" remains my favourite, don't remember who invented it here on DTF)
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Progressive WankCore.
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This is the most entertaining thread I've read in a while. :lol
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:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?
I have no idea. I'd always thought they were more Vegetarian Pre-Ironic BeardProgCore than anything else.
Nah, they're not BeardProgCore, they're closer to progressive BeardCore.
You're both wrong, it's Progressive Bear Metal.
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Bearcore, the real man's crabcore.
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:lol Why is Dream Theater in that list?
Because I added them. 4 of the 5 members have bitchin' beards. That's 80%, compared even with founders ZZ Top, who's drummer could only grow a mustache, that's 66% beard. Therefore, Dream Theater is beardcore. Whether they are true beardcore, progressive beardcore, beard prog, or beargressivecore, is up for someone else to figure out.
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What about progbeardessive metal?
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Bearcore, the real man's crabcore.
Beercore, the real man's man for men bearcore.
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Guys, stop spamming this thread with your made-up genre names. Beardcore is srs business.
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But we're trying to expand it and get into details. Just like death metal has lots of sub-genres, like melodic, brutal, technical, and other stuff, post-ironic beardcore needs things like progbeardessive metal. It's simple. :P
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Happy Vlasto Day!
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But we're trying to expand it and get into details. Just like death metal has lots of sub-genres, like melodic, brutal, technical, and other stuff, post-ironic beardcore needs things like progbeardessive metal. It's simple. :P
No no, my post wasn't directed at you, progbeardessivecore (you forgot the core!) metal is a relevant and innovative genre. I'm talking about this "Crabcore" crap. Who the hell wants to listen to that STD-ridden crap?
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Happy Vlasto Day!
Dang dude, I was going to post that. :lol :lol
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Happy Vlasto Day!
Dang dude, I was going to post that. :lol :lol
:metal
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But we're trying to expand it and get into details. Just like death metal has lots of sub-genres, like melodic, brutal, technical, and other stuff, post-ironic beardcore needs things like progbeardessive metal. It's simple. :P
No no, my post wasn't directed at you, progbeardessivecore (you forgot the core!) metal is a relevant and innovative genre. I'm talking about this "Crabcore" crap. Who the hell wants to listen to that STD-ridden crap?
Well, you have a point.
Happy Vlasto Day!
Dang dude, I was going to post that. :lol :lol
You two aren't taking this seriously. Learn how to be kvlt beardcoreheads or gtfo.
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Excessive Fapcore
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Excessive Fapcore
:rollin
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Excessive Fapcore
UMH single-handedly plays all of the instruments for an Excessive Fapcore band, if I remember correctly.
:splodetard:
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Excessive Fapcore
UMH single-handedly plays all of the instruments for an Excessive Fapcore band, if I remember correctly.
:splodetard:
It was too much of a wank fest for me.
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Excessive Fapcore
:lol :rollin :lol
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Excessive Fapcore
UMH single-handedly plays all of the instruments for an Excessive Fapcore band, if I remember correctly.
:splodetard:
It was too much of a wank fest for me.
:rollin
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Blindcore makes trippy beats.
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Of course, DT could be considered beardcore
(https://otopsivideo.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dream_theater_japan.jpg)
Me: "Jordan looks like he's about to die."
Tony: "No, he's just concentrating very hard on sucking your soul out."
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Excessive Fapcore
UMH single-handedly plays all of the instruments for an Excessive Fapcore band, if I remember correctly.
:splodetard:
Sig'd
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Bearcore, the real man's crabcore.
Beercore, the real man's man for men bearcore.
The man your man could smell like!
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Great thread. Here is some true beardcore;
BLS
(https://www.lifesip.com/images/black-label-society-1.jpg)
Of course, DT could be considered beardcore
(https://otopsivideo.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/dream_theater_japan.jpg)
Amon Amarth
(https://deepbaseballthoughts.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/amonamarth_1153383273.jpg)
In Flames
(https://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/I/In_Flames/In.Flames-band-2005.jpg)
Soilwork
(https://www.theagencygroup.com/artistphotos/Soilwork.jpg)
Kenny Loggins
(https://www.nndb.com/people/879/000024807/loggins-crop.jpg)
Kenny Rogers
(https://mykindofcountry.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/kenny_rogers.jpg)
Kenny Rogers
Did you used to work for Pizza Hut? Cuz I swear you deliver!
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Did you used to work for Pizza Hut? Cuz I swear you deliver!
That made me fucking piss myself! :rollin
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Did you used to work for Pizza Hut? Cuz I swear you deliver!
That made me fucking piss myself! :rollin
:lol Yeah was a good one.
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Did you used to work for Pizza Hut? Cuz I swear you deliver!
That made me fucking piss myself! :rollin
:lol Yeah was a good one.
:bow: :)
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Did you used to work for Pizza Hut? Cuz I swear you deliver!
That made me fucking piss myself! :rollin
:lol Yeah was a good one.
:bow: :)
You earnt that bow my friend!! *tips hat*
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The guitarist from Suicide Silence has enough beard for the whole band.
(https://www.metalinjection.net/tv/thumb/2787_middle_big.jpg)
(https://www.ashleymaile.com/blog/uploaded_images/983-752175.jpg)
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There is no beardcore like ZZ Top. As for DT, their Beardcore influences have been a lot more noticeable in the last albums, mainly because of the heavy influences of Beartrucci. I mean, compare this:
(https://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/378/cover_464992282009.jpg)
To this:
(https://www.metal-archives.com/images/3/7/37_photo.jpg)
Whole lotta beardcore. You forgot Jethro Tull as well:
(https://midiblog.net/pics/j/e/t/jethro-tull-2-high.jpg)
Also:
(https://www.farah.cl/SB/spock1.jpg)
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I'd also like to make sure that Christopher Lee's "Charlemagne" project should be added to the genre.
Done
(https://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk307/sonata216/chrislee.jpg)
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(https://wallpaper.metalship.org/images/meshuggah3.jpg)
Meshuggah
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^ this picture totally owns, especially Jens :rollin
Btw, guys, how could you forget Pain of Salvation?
(https://www.metal-archives.com/images/5/4/7/547_photo.jpg)
They've recently definitely shifted towards beardcore, and since Scarsick they are definitely post-ironic.
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I thought the post-ironic part only had to do with why they had the beards.
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I'd also like to make sure that Christopher Lee's "Charlemagne" project should be added to the genre.
Done
(https://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk307/sonata216/chrislee.jpg)
If Christopher Lee's in it, I want Rabindranath Tagore and Osho to join (Even if they're both dead). They're the intellectual factor that made Beardcore what it is today.
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:lol
Bigelf!?!
(https://sideways-media.com/wp-content/bigels_11.jpg)
(https://hardrockhideout.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bigelf.jpg)
(https://www.chinashopmag.com/wp-content/themes/redbull/images/cache/bigelf-304__580__350.jpg)
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:lol
Bigelf!?!
(https://sideways-media.com/wp-content/bigels_11.jpg)
(https://hardrockhideout.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/bigelf.jpg)
(https://www.chinashopmag.com/wp-content/themes/redbull/images/cache/bigelf-304__580__350.jpg)
They're post-ironic carnival beard-core (sub-subgenre).
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I say it's post-ironic wizard beardcore.
[And damn it, CUT THE IMG TAGS WHEN YOU QUOTE POSTS WITH HUGE IMAGES]
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Those aren't huge. And they should be on the next page :D
Anyway, I am not existentially lost because I don't know whether to define them as carnival or wizardcore :(
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With that top hat I think they forged their own genera and their a Post-ironic Gentlemen Beard-core
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I always thought they were halloween-core.
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My head hurts.
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Post-ironic Beardcore is old news nowadays.
Muttonchop Sludge is all the rage now. (and no, that's not a bizarre form of side-face rogaine)
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https://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=Muttonchop%20Sludge&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
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I'm so freaking tired of all these -core genre names :lol
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I googled "progressive mustache rock" and this was one of the top results:
(https://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/07/08/1120851835_1995.jpg)
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That......rules.
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I googled "progressive mustache rock" and this was one of the top results:
(https://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/07/08/1120851835_1995.jpg)
Wasn't Ken on that hilarious list of amazing album covers??
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:lol
This thread is amazing.
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I googled "progressive mustache rock" and this was one of the top results:
(https://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Original_Photo/2005/07/08/1120851835_1995.jpg)
Progressive mustache rock is SO elitist. "By request only." Nick, can you play some Ken next Monday night on your radio show?
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I second that request.