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Title: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 08, 2010, 08:02:03 PM
Yeah, I'm talking to all of you who are just trying to be FRIENDLY and then get kicked out of the LHC. So bring your relationship problems and boasts!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:02:55 PM
Sup fellow non lonely heart!!! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:03:14 PM
For revenge, I'm going to intrude on this thread, just because I don't belong and am just trying to be FRIENDLY.
Take that karma chameleon!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
I have no business here.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 08, 2010, 08:03:37 PM
BUT YOU ARE WELCOME HERE


COMEIN COMEIN
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:05:17 PM
Yeah, I don't belong here at all.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:05:33 PM
So vent your relationship frustrations.

In all seriousness, I have references that can attest to how good I am at solving other people's relationship problems. Things naturally fell apart when I departed.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 08:06:00 PM
Hay gaiz :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:07:45 PM
So vent your relationship frustrations.

In all seriousness, I have references that can attest to how good I am at solving other people's relationship problems. Things naturally fell apart when I departed.

Isn't that what the lonely hearts club thread is for?  :P

I don't really have any frustrations, I just have no real experience in the 'dating world' because I spent so much time in a steady relationship where I didn't have to worry about meeting people, asking them out, etc. etc. I feel like I would do fine in a relationship, it's just that I have no real idea of how to get one started now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:08:05 PM
I can dish out the relationship advice too.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:08:53 PM
Some of these users are not like the other...


But seriously, hi.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:09:21 PM
Actually, In a way I do belong here.
I'm not desperately lonely like some of the fellows and fellettes in the LHC. I'm single, but non-lonely.
So I fit.
Whats up?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:09:41 PM
So vent your relationship frustrations.

In all seriousness, I have references that can attest to how good I am at solving other people's relationship problems. Things naturally fell apart when I departed.

Isn't that what the lonely hearts club thread is for?  :P

I don't really have any frustrations, I just have no real experience in the 'dating world' because I spent so much time in a steady relationship where I didn't have to worry about meeting people, asking them out, etc. etc. I feel like I would do fine in a relationship, it's just that I have no real idea of how to get one started now.
That's such a bad situation to be in!

I was there not long ago, like literally forgot how to even approach a girl.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 08, 2010, 08:09:47 PM
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:10:34 PM
Actually, In a way I do belong here.
I'm not desperately lonely like some of the fellows and fellettes in the LHC. I'm single, but non-lonely.
So I fit.
Whats up?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:10:59 PM
Actually, In a way I do belong here.
I'm not desperately lonely like some of the fellows and fellettes in the LHC. I'm single, but non-lonely.
So I fit.
Whats up?

This.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:12:59 PM
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bosk1 on March 08, 2010, 08:13:47 PM
Married, pretty happily.  Neither my wife nor I believe divorce is a legitimate option, even, and we work hard to keep things positive.  So even on those rare occasions where we have a big fight, we take great comfort in the fact that we know that whatever it is, it'll eventually be resolved and we'll be all lovey-dovey again.  In short, our relationship ain't perfect, but it's more awesome and has brought me more joy than I have any right to.

Suck on that, lonely people.  :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:14:22 PM
So vent your relationship frustrations.

In all seriousness, I have references that can attest to how good I am at solving other people's relationship problems. Things naturally fell apart when I departed.

Isn't that what the lonely hearts club thread is for?  :P

I don't really have any frustrations, I just have no real experience in the 'dating world' because I spent so much time in a steady relationship where I didn't have to worry about meeting people, asking them out, etc. etc. I feel like I would do fine in a relationship, it's just that I have no real idea of how to get one started now.
That's such a bad situation to be in!

I was there not long ago, like literally forgot how to even approach a girl.

Yep, I didn't have to worry about meeting girls throughout high school and into college, but now I do, and the social dynamics have changed so much that I have very little idea of how to handle myself. I've gotten better, but nowhere near the point to where I could fathom asking a girl out.

Though for the most part I'm relatively content being single, so it's not all bad. I just feel like I should start dating so that ten years down the road I don't end up lonely and with no experience dating because I've been single for so long.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:15:05 PM
Suck on that, lonely people.  :P

Wrong thread. No lonely people here, dude.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 08, 2010, 08:15:11 PM
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.

I feel you.  :'(

Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

Married, pretty happily.  Neither my wife nor I believe divorce is a legitimate option, even, and we work hard to keep things positive.  So even on those rare occasions where we have a big fight, we take great comfort in the fact that we know that whatever it is, it'll eventually be resolved and we'll be all lovey-dovey again.  In short, our relationship ain't perfect, but it's more awesome and has brought me more joy than I have any right to.

Suck on that, lonely people.  :P

We all just got totally boskpwned.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:16:02 PM
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.

I feel you.  :'(

Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

Is this supposed to be green?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:16:19 PM
Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

I think this is what we were all thinking.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:16:42 PM
I had 2 that went from about 9th until first year of college. Soooo weird after they ended and I was like: "hum... a girl?"

But yeah, I've gotten better and recently asked a girl out (go me!) but I'm not sad about being single.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on March 08, 2010, 08:16:46 PM
15 years married and I'm still a lucky man.  She knows my mistreses.  Music and sports!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 08, 2010, 08:17:07 PM
 
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.

I feel you.  :'(

Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

Is this supposed to be green?

Nope.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:17:26 PM
Ouch...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:18:04 PM
Hello lat. How is it not being single?
Well, seeing how just 24 hours ago I was back in the lonely hearts club, it feels good man.

Though, good times were had in that club.

I feel you.  :'(

Actually, if Cole dumped my right now, I don't really think I'd care that much.

Is this supposed to be green?

Nope.
pwnt
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:18:07 PM
Ouch...
This
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:18:14 PM
Well, after all the hot guys you met on DTF, it wont be hard to bounce back ;)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:18:22 PM
Ouch is right. :(
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:20:43 PM
She just said she was kidding...wow. I got REALLY scared for a bit.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:21:31 PM
She just said she was kidding...wow. I got REALLY scared for a bit.

Where? she said no such thing.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:21:45 PM
Well, after all the hot guys you met on DTF, it wont be hard to bounce back ;)
:lol


No.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:22:07 PM
She just said she was kidding...wow. I got REALLY scared for a bit.

Where? she said no such thing.

We PM whenever she is on.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:23:05 PM
She just said she was kidding...wow. I got REALLY scared for a bit.
At least is not like a joke a friend of mine made...

While he was with this girl, that for her it was her first serious relationship, he called to this radio show where they were doing a segment where they'll call your girlfriend/boyfriend if you wanted to dump him/her. So he as a prank did this to her... and didn't tell her it was part of a prank...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:23:29 PM
She just said she was kidding...wow. I got REALLY scared for a bit.

Where? she said no such thing.

We PM whenever she is on.

Nice cover up.  :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:23:43 PM
She just said she was kidding...wow. I got REALLY scared for a bit.

Where? she said no such thing.

We PM whenever she is on.

Pfff. I think I would be the first to hear.
TDOL and I are extremely tight after all. We've been through a lot...Like..uh, that time, that...
Ill get back to you. I'm sure we've had a moment.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:24:46 PM
No, seriously, that scared the shit out of me. :lol

That was a nervous laugh. Fuck. Woah. Oy...*breathes*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:25:35 PM
No, seriously, that scared the shit out of me. :lol

That was a nervous laugh. Fuck. Woah. Oy...*breathes*

Clingy/paranoid much?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:27:00 PM
No, seriously, that scared the shit out of me. :lol

That was a nervous laugh. Fuck. Woah. Oy...*breathes*

Clingy/paranoid much?
:lol

14 year olds are like that.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bosk1 on March 08, 2010, 08:27:15 PM
Suck on that, lonely people.  :P

Wrong thread. No lonely people here, dude.

But...but...she said to post our relationship boasts here.  :(
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:27:27 PM
Clingy-not really

paranoid-maybe

I just worry easily. Always have. Plus the fact that this is my first time dealing with this shit...I am not used to it.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:27:41 PM
No, seriously, that scared the shit out of me. :lol

That was a nervous laugh. Fuck. Woah. Oy...*breathes*

Clingy/paranoid much?

How is that clingy? I'd be pretty worried if my girlfriend said she wouldn't care if I dumped her, and then further qualified it by saying she wasn't being sarcastic.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:28:18 PM
THANKS SIGZ!!!

o/ *waits for interception*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:29:09 PM
No, seriously, that scared the shit out of me. :lol

That was a nervous laugh. Fuck. Woah. Oy...*breathes*

Clingy/paranoid much?

How is that clingy? I'd be pretty worried if my girlfriend said she wouldn't care if I dumped her, and then further qualified it by saying she wasn't being sarcastic.

Naw, its more the overly nervous way he reacted. And the fact that we knew he wasnt kidding about how paranoid he is.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:29:24 PM
*\o
INTER-FUCKIN-CEPTED!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Gwii on March 08, 2010, 08:29:57 PM
damn ninjas
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:30:02 PM
*\o
INTER-FUCKIN-CEPTED!!!!!!
Why would wanna intercept anything by 73109?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 08:30:12 PM
*\o WHAT A CALL.

WHOA. INTERCEPTED MY INTERCEPTION?!?!


:asplode:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 08, 2010, 08:30:33 PM
Suck on that, lonely people.  :P


Thanks for making me feel good... :emo:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:30:41 PM
*\o
INTER-FUCKIN-CEPTED!!!!!!
Why would wanna intercept anything by 73109?

I'm a sad human being.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:30:52 PM
Goddommit setra I had a great post lined up for that and you fucked it over.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:31:30 PM
Goddommit setra I had a great post lined up for that and you fucked it over.

Anybody who loves fuckin over Sigz:
o/
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:31:32 PM
Goddommit setra I had a great post lined up for that and you fucked it over.
:dammitamanda:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bosk1 on March 08, 2010, 08:32:14 PM
Goddommit setra I had a great post lined up for that and you fucked it over.

Anybody who loves fuckin over Sigz:
o/

*stands and stares you down with hands behind back*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:32:21 PM
Goddommit setra I had a great post lined up for that and you fucked it over.

Anybody who loves fuckin over Sigz:
o/
*\o
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:33:00 PM
Setra, your fap count just went up to 60... :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:33:31 PM
Goddommit setra I had a great post lined up for that and you fucked it over.

Anybody who loves fuckin over Sigz:
o/

*stands and stares you down with hands behind back*

You're just pissed that I shut you down earlier.

:setrataeso:
Soup = fun


Setra, your fap count just went up to 60... :lol

You know it. I dont lie, buddy.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:33:48 PM
I remember when it hit 50...I was Sigz 2.0 at the time! :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:34:43 PM
I remember when it hit 50...I was Sigz 2.0 at the time! :lol

That was 9 days ago.
I'm one day ahead of schedule!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:34:59 PM
I remember when it hit 50...I was Sigz 2.0 at the time! :lol

*stands and stares you down with hands behind back*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:35:21 PM
:\

It was fun while it lasted...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:36:05 PM
I think I'll start up a fap counter next year. I will inspire people with the epic amount.

Yes, I'm worse than Setra.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:37:18 PM
I think I'll start up a fap counter next year. I will inspire people with the epic amount.

Yes, I'm worse than Setra.

Not possible.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:37:53 PM
He's 17. He most likely is.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:39:06 PM
I think I'll start up a fap counter next year. I will inspire people with the epic amount.

Yes, I'm worse than Setra.

Not possible.
Very possible. On a good (?) day, I can rack up about 5. I'm probably well over 100 already.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 08:39:20 PM
Been meaning to mention it for a while, but Jesus Setra, you really are destroying me :lol:

Although to be fair, I would have had to remain single for our competition to remain scientific.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:39:45 PM
Oh fuck UMH! :|
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:40:04 PM
I was contemplating a fap counter, but I wouldn't want to make you all feel inferior.





























































In all honesty, it'd be relatively high by now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:40:48 PM
I think I'll start up a fap counter next year. I will inspire people with the epic amount.

Yes, I'm worse than Setra.

Not possible.
Very possible. On a good (?) day, I can rack up about 5. I'm probably well over 100 already.
:o
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:41:58 PM
You know. Screw this. It's early enough in the year. I'm starting a counter.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 08:42:29 PM
Very possible. On a good (?) day, I can rack up about 5. I'm probably well over 100 already.


(https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/twk826/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:43:16 PM
He's 17. He most likely is.

I'm 18.


Been meaning to mention it for a while, but Jesus Setra, you really are destroying me :lol:

Although to be fair, I would have had to remain single for our competition to remain scientific.

Told you.


You know. Screw this. It's early enough in the year. I'm starting a counter.

Now my goal is even more defined. Although you have to start from 0 now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:43:36 PM
BOW TO ME FAITHFULLY!!

And for the love of GOD, don't touch my right hand.

I could start at 0 and still completely crush all of you. In fact, I think I will.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:44:06 PM
Holy fuck UMH, does anything even come out?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:44:17 PM
BOW TO ME FAITHFULLY!!

And for the love of GOD, don't touch my right hand.
Maybe a left handed fist bump?


UNLESS...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:45:15 PM
Very possible. On a good (?) day, I can rack up about 5. I'm probably well over 100 already.


(https://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f47/twk826/mother-of-god-super-troopers.jpg)


I DIDN'T SAY THIS!!! LEARN TO QUOTE!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:45:40 PM
I mean I keep it at a reasonable level of about 1-2 per day, and a finite goal of 365 faps for the year.

I never thought I'd consider my style "reasonable"...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:45:49 PM
Holy fuck UMH, does anything even come out?
It depends. Though, if nothing comes out, there's seriously no reason not to keep going and going and going and going. No mess, no problem.  :hat

This is getting weird.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:46:10 PM
Holy fuck UMH, does anything even come out?
It depends. Though, if nothing comes out, there's seriously no reason not to keep going and going and going and going. No mess, no problem.  :hat

This is getting weird.


BOOBS!!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:46:54 PM
Honestly, most of the time I just do it out of boredom.

Puts me in an awesome mood pretty much constantly though. My Mom wonders why my depression just...disappeared. :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:47:28 PM
:rollin
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:47:48 PM
Honestly, most of the time I just do it out of boredom.

Puts me in an awesome mood pretty much constantly though. My Mom wonders why my depression just...disappeared. :p

I think this will now become an interesting contest.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:48:03 PM
Why do I get the feeling this is the kind of conversation we should be seeing in the lonely hearts thread?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: glaurung on March 08, 2010, 08:48:32 PM
How did a thread for non lonely people turn into a discussion of fapping? I would have thought that would happen in the LHC thread.

Edit: Ninja'ed by Lat.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:48:41 PM
I accept this challenge.

Why do I get the feeling this is the kind of conversation we should be seeing in the lonely hearts thread?
Duly noted. THREAD SHIFT...NOW.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:49:08 PM
I was thinking the same thing...
Then I fapped and forgot about it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 08:49:49 PM
UMH just jacked it...oy. This is going to be a 10 months.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:50:14 PM
:lol

Did you already fap between the time you decded to make a counter and your last post?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:50:38 PM
This is going to be a 10 months.

I imagine it will be...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:52:12 PM
UMH just jacked it...oy. This is going to be a 10 months.
And I thought I was bad at math.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 08:52:35 PM
:lol

Did you already fap between the time you decded to make a counter and your last post?
No. I was accounting for the one that I'm planning as soon as I get off (See what I did there?).
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 08:53:42 PM
UMH just jacked it...oy. This is going to be a 10 months.
And I thought I was bad at math.
Like with Iron Maiden?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:54:14 PM
olol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 08:55:06 PM
UMH just jacked it...oy. This is going to be a 10 months.
And I thought I was bad at math.
Like with Iron Maiden?
Exactly.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: LTE on March 08, 2010, 08:56:04 PM
As a joke, she wants me to ask to her prom in an inventive way. Its not a matter of her not going with me, just I need a really cool, unique way of doing it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 08:56:37 PM
BTW, I think that I've been ninja'd more in this thread than any other thread in  forum history.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:57:01 PM
BTW, I think that I've been ninja'd more in this thread than any other thread in  forum history.

People are just that excited to talk about fapping.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 09:01:23 PM
:lol

I guess so...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 09:02:30 PM
olol

https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=11193.0
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 09:10:40 PM
That was short-lived.
Alright it'll just be small-scale.

Squeaked another one in, fyi.
That's right, I play to win.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 09:11:55 PM
Wow, nice recovery time. :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 09:12:04 PM
Not cool. I just PM'd him. If we can have the counter in our sig, there's no reason we can't have a thread. Though, I suppose if all else fails, we can just post results in the LHC thread.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Gwii on March 08, 2010, 09:12:13 PM
If anything, you should do "The Contest" a la Seinfeld.

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WtC5cg-N9j8/SShUuUDmsfI/AAAAAAAAANA/8rmXcIw3JIw/s320/Seinfeld_The_Contest.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 09:12:55 PM
Wow, nice recovery time. :lol

About 70 minutes.
Fastest I've had in a while.

And no The Contest is about not fapping.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 09:13:42 PM
That would be torturous.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 09:13:54 PM
I feel really bad for TDOL. She started this innocent thread, went to bed, and is now going to wake up to this.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 09:14:07 PM
Wow, nice recovery time. :lol

About 70 minutes.
Fastest I've had in a while.

And no The Contest is about not fapping.
Wuss.

 :P

But seriously, how about this goes back to talking about not being single? We all cool with that?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Gwii on March 08, 2010, 09:14:33 PM
I would find it entertaining.


I guess you're not Master of your Domain.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 09:16:05 PM
I would find it entertaining.


I guess you're not Master of your Domain.

I would die. And no, I am certainly not.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 09:16:53 PM
It's not even a question of if I could do it. I physically CAN NOT go without it for a day.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 09:17:58 PM
It's not even a question of if I could do it. I physically CAN NOT go without it for a day.

I can. I have control, but it's just awesome.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Gwii on March 08, 2010, 09:19:54 PM
So can we change this thread title yet? I don't think this topic is changing back
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 09:20:36 PM
No. Bosk will lock it. :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 09:20:55 PM
I feel closer to UMH already, just by starting this up.


That came out wrong.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 09:29:15 PM
You guys are nuts :lol

I felt honoured to be included in the short-lived poll, but I think my relationship status lends credence to reason why I wouldn't stand up to you two gentlemen.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I AM IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP FULL OF METAL MUSIC AND VIDEO GAMES.

Took effort to bring the thread subject back into play.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 09:30:41 PM
I feel closer to UMH already, just by starting this up.


That xame out wrong.
:lol

You guys are nuts :lol

I felt honoured to be included in the short-lived poll, but I think my relationship status lends credence to reason why I wouldn't stand up to you two gentlemen.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I AM IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP FULL OF METAL MUSIC AND VIDEO GAMES.

Took effort to bring the thread subject back into play.
While I'm perfectly fine with my lady friend and I having our own separate interests, I can't help but feel slightly envious.

Though she does like Slayer, so we are on the right track, I suppose.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 09:32:05 PM
Sarah got me a Slayer shirt for my birthday. SUCK ON THAT!!! :2metal:

Oh, and the first reason we started talking was because of Metallica...fuck that was a long time ago...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 09:33:01 PM
Yeah, probably about time this thread got back on track.
A few pages of unsupervised shenanigans was fun, though.

You can follow my fapcounter on Twitter @LeeImpregnatorJ, on Facebook (Lee Jeakins), or right here on DTF.


And now back to the original topic.
P.S. - I dont intend to actually update those other sites with fapcounter business. But add me anyway!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 09:39:28 PM
Sarah got me a Slayer shirt for my birthday. SUCK ON THAT!!! :2metal:

My MW2 shirt shrunk in the wash, so I gave it to her. She was overjoyed :angel: ...and gave me an extra copy her zombie survival guide ;D

Three cheers for awesome girlfriends :tup

I feel closer to UMH already, just by starting this up.


That xame out wrong.
:lol

Oh you bugger :lol Were you even there that night? :huh:

You guys are nuts :lol

I felt honoured to be included in the short-lived poll, but I think my relationship status lends credence to reason why I wouldn't stand up to you two gentlemen.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, I AM IN A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP FULL OF METAL MUSIC AND VIDEO GAMES.

Took effort to bring the thread subject back into play.
While I'm perfectly fine with my lady friend and I having our own separate interests, I can't help but feel slightly envious.

Though she does like Slayer, so we are on the right track, I suppose.

Good show :tup Hey, you seem to like her, and that's all that matters. My first GF didn't like video games, or any of my music, and we were happy for a good long while (not that it's doomed for you; just that differences in minute things like music & video games aren't a relationship killer :P)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 09:41:01 PM
I was, shortly after the joke originated. I was just about 30 minutes too late to witness it.

And yeah, it's all good. She tolerates my love for prog/metal. I think.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 09:45:12 PM
The key I found was to keep it in my own earbuds, play it for her only if she asked, and kept to more mainstream rock/metal (the mellow Metallica, some Maiden, Led Zepp, Chili Peppers if you likem') when in public listening.

Tolerance at being a prog/metal head should be a given if you're modest about it :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 09:47:52 PM
I don't have to deal with that shit!!! I blast my music and she digs it!!! :D

/douchebaggery
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 08, 2010, 09:49:48 PM
I've been in a great relationship for over a year now :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 09:52:56 PM
I don't have to deal with that shit!!! I blast my music and she digs it!!! :D

Yeah, as I say. All that shit was in a previous relationship. Now, she'll browse my library and put on DT/SX alll by herself ;D

I've been in a great relationship for over a year now :)

GG son, GG. If you tell me she plays WoW too, I'mma kidnap her and add her to my collection.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 08, 2010, 10:18:49 PM
:lol No. She really likes Porcupine Tree though.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 10:20:35 PM
Not bad son, not bad :tup

Which reminds me, I REALLY have to investigate them...Elysdon, UMH and GL have all recommended albums by now :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ehra on March 08, 2010, 10:24:29 PM
Closing in on two years and no real signs of things letting up anytime soon. We enjoy most of each other's music and can tolerate the rest; I don't scoff (out loud) when she plays All American Rejects and Avaril Lavigne, she lets me blare SYL and Killswitch and pretends to like it. We actually spend a decent amount of playing music together, her on piano (in fact, I've been slacking when it comes to actually practicing on my own lately), which is really fun and helps me work on my ear.

And ever since I introduced her to Kingdom Hearts and MMOs she's been pretty happy to play games with me. We'll typically do a mission in Guild Wars every few days and we've been slowly playing the KH games together. Fun shit.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on March 08, 2010, 10:25:47 PM
Dudes, I've been gone for two fucking hours, and look what I miss. My fucking god.


@UMH- Does your johnson look like it fell out of a speeding car onto asphalt, what with all that fapping.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 10:27:38 PM
Dudes, I've been gone for two fucking hours, and look what I miss. My fucking god.


@UMH- Does your johnson look like it fell out of a speeding car onto asphalt, what with all that fapping.

GODDAMNIT LONESTAR WE WERE ON TOPIC.

:dangerwillrobinson:

Tell us about your undoubtedly existing bacon-fuelled mistress :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on March 08, 2010, 10:31:05 PM
Dudes, I've been gone for two fucking hours, and look what I miss. My fucking god.


@UMH- Does your johnson look like it fell out of a speeding car onto asphalt, what with all that fapping.

GODDAMNIT LONESTAR WE WERE ON TOPIC.

:dangerwillrobinson:

Tell us about your undoubtedly existing bacon-fuelled mistress :eyebrows:

Sorry man, I missed four pages of this shit in two hours, just trying to catch up.  And I'm a proud member of the LHC, so I get all my bacon to myself.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 10:36:08 PM
Dudes, I've been gone for two fucking hours, and look what I miss. My fucking god.


@UMH- Does your johnson look like it fell out of a speeding car onto asphalt, what with all that fapping.

GODDAMNIT LONESTAR WE WERE ON TOPIC.

:dangerwillrobinson:

Tell us about your undoubtedly existing bacon-fuelled mistress :eyebrows:

Sorry man, I missed four pages of this shit in two hours, just trying to catch up.  And I'm a proud member of the LHC, so I get all my bacon to myself.

Good point...

(No real beef, by the way. Carry on :P)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 08, 2010, 10:57:05 PM
My girlfriend doesn't really like metal or that much modern music, really.  What we have in common is a love for the Beatles, through which she's introduced me to plenty of other artists of the 60s and 70s. :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: mizzl on March 08, 2010, 11:32:23 PM
YAY! Finally a club for me!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on March 09, 2010, 04:23:15 AM
Well, my girlfriend went with me to the Pain of Salvation release party, we both have tickets for Opeth and Kiss, and we're gonna see Iron Maiden, Heaven and Hell and other bands at Sonisphere togheter. :metal

She's a metalhead, but she usually listen to more mainstream stuff. However, she's VERY open to just about anything, just as I am, so it's all good in the hood. :hat

ALL IS NOT WELL THOUGH! She's working hard like crazy. While we do find time to see each other, I'm worried about her health. Oh well...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 09, 2010, 06:22:15 AM
Oh well? :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on March 09, 2010, 06:24:53 AM
Oh well? :lol
Okay, that came off wrong. :lol

It's more like a "Eh, I'm sure I'll figure something out" sort of "Oh well". If that makes any sense. Probably doesn't.

Oh well.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: nightmare_cinema on March 09, 2010, 07:17:26 AM
I've been in a relationship 3.5 years now... taking the plunge into moving in together in 3 months once I'm done with uni. We have some really similar interests and some pretty different ones... e.g. I'm vegan, he isn't and never intends to be even vegetarian, so that's a pretty huge thing. But aside from that we're both into similar things, especially music. We overlap on Porcupine Tree in that its one of our absolute favourite bands but he only quite likes DT, I only quite like Tool (which he worships) and we have separate bands the other can't stand. Overall we're really compatible in that area though which is one of the most important things to me :heart, we share a lot of the same bands so we're both really happy on car journeys, sometimes we'll get the urge to just lay and listen to a particular album together or wanna show each other a particular song. I just love that he gives a shit about music in a deep way, which most people I meet don't seem to do.

Funnily enough I'm into more the heavier more technical, metally stuff and he's into more of the rock area (usually the other way around I think) but we're both heavily into prog moreso than anything else so it works. Might be related to the fact I'm a musician and he isn't too. He's the first non-musician I've dated and it's worked out the best!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:36:50 PM
I feel really bad for TDOL. She started this innocent thread, went to bed, and is now going to wake up to this.

THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 09, 2010, 01:37:16 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on March 09, 2010, 01:39:24 PM
I feel really bad for TDOL. She started this innocent thread, went to bed, and is now going to wake up to this.

THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THIS THREAD
:rollin

I hear ya kid.  During a two hour dinner rush, this thing opened and went to four pages.  I almost felt bad for you, but damn it was so fucking funny.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:41:16 PM
Oh, believe me, I laughed my ass off. Got plenty of glares from the librarian.


But REALLY?! :lolpalm:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 01:41:47 PM
We just dirtied it with our filthy hands.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:43:06 PM
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.






Should I start one?  ;)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on March 09, 2010, 01:44:08 PM
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.






Should I start one?  ;)
close thread
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 01:45:09 PM
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.
4 times in less than 24 hours isn't drastic? You apparently know little about fapping.



Should I start one?  ;)
What the hell kind of a question is that?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 09, 2010, 01:45:37 PM
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.






Should I start one?  ;)

No, it would affect the results of everyone else's.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:46:45 PM
Not TOO filthy. Your fap counter hasn't gone up drastically.
4 times in less than 24 hours isn't drastic? You apparently know little about fapping.

OHS I FORGOT YOU STARTED FROM ZERO


Should I start one?  ;)
What the hell kind of a question is that?

A perfectly reasonable one.


EDIT: SIGZ  :lol  :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 01:47:23 PM
DO IT.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on March 09, 2010, 01:48:06 PM
and so the ship goes off course again......
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:48:50 PM
Hmmm...well, being the 1st female on DTF to do it (or at least currently)...I dunno.
and so the ship goes off course again......

I thought you of all people should be used to DTF by now  :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 01:49:42 PM
Maybe you'll start a trend.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:51:18 PM
 :lol Okay, done.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 09, 2010, 01:51:40 PM
lol typo
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 01:51:54 PM
Fix your spelling error, doofus.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 01:52:02 PM
lolfixed
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 01:53:23 PM
Now make it higher than zero. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on March 09, 2010, 01:55:58 PM
I am going to mentally edit that out, there is something just totally wrong about the thought of a girl younger than my daughter having a fap counter.
*puts fingers over eyes and chants"I'm not reading, I'm not reading"*

Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 09, 2010, 02:09:12 PM
This thread just got so much more interesting.
If I'm competing against a girl, I suddenly seem less pathetic.

And +1
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on March 09, 2010, 02:14:49 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 02:15:33 PM
You'll have to pick up the pace, setra. It's looking like 5 for me today. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 09, 2010, 02:16:29 PM
I have at least 2 more planned for tonight.
It's hard, I'm at work/school most of the day.
I dont even know how you're fitting in all these sessions...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 02:18:25 PM
I have at least 2 more planned for tonight.
It's hard, I'm at work/school most of the day.
I dont even know how you're fitting in all these sessions...
:p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 09, 2010, 02:25:28 PM
inb4 fantasizing
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 09, 2010, 02:27:46 PM
I have to cancel rehearsals so I can stay home and fap.

I'm giving up my life's dream of being an actor so I can beat you in this contest, UMH.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 02:29:55 PM
 :lol

EDIT: +3
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 09, 2010, 03:21:12 PM
This thread is amazing.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 09, 2010, 03:35:46 PM
You singles have corrupted this thread.

I AM SICKENED.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on March 09, 2010, 03:51:33 PM
through which she's introduced me to plenty of other artists of the 60s and 70s. :hat
Like?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 07:37:33 PM
So ANYWAY............


HALP COLE WANTS ME TO LOOK PRETTY TOMORROW WHAT TO DO
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 09, 2010, 07:39:22 PM
Wait




















He doesn't think you're pretty already? :dammitamanda:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 09, 2010, 07:42:09 PM
So ANYWAY............


HALP COLE WANTS ME TO LLOK PRETTY TOMORROW WHAT TO DO

Wear some cute clothes, put on some eye makeup... uh... yeah that's all I got.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 09, 2010, 07:43:09 PM
I already wore his favorite things today apparently and he hates makeup in general.





GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 09, 2010, 07:51:07 PM
Well then he has ridiculously high standards and is just being a douche.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 07:59:29 PM
She is not saying when I really said. I will explain in a bit.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 09, 2010, 08:04:11 PM
TDOL is pretty already.
Cole fails.
That pretty much sums it up.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 08:10:27 PM
OK, here is the deal incase anyone thinks I am being an ass.

So, I think TDoL is great looking in the first place, but today...:icwomangs:

And I was looking forward all through school to chill with her after school and get some alone time until 3:30, ya know? And the second after school ends, my mom calls and says I need to leave NAO, so I get all :( because she was really looking awesome. Like awesome awesome. Later on, I found out I could chill extra long tomorrow. So, I was talking to her a while ago, and I said with my patented sarcasm, "Hey, Can you do me a favor? Can you look as awesome as you did today tomorrow?"

So, yeah. :P

It was actually a compliment.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 09, 2010, 08:12:04 PM
my patented sarcasm, "Hey, Can you do me a favor? Can you look as awesome as you did today tomorrow?"
This is not sarcasm.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 08:13:28 PM
Maybe sarcasm is not the right word, but...um...in my patented joking manner.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on March 09, 2010, 08:23:52 PM
You fail at joking. Or understanding women.

Or both.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 09, 2010, 08:24:44 PM
You fail at joking. Or understanding women.

Or both.
Exactly.

If you really thought she looked that "awesome awesome" as you said, this was a compliment, period.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Fiery Winds on March 09, 2010, 08:27:51 PM
This really depends on the girl.  As a guy, I understand what you're trying to say.  Some girls would take this to mean, "What, and I look like crap other days?".  You can never win.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 08:42:43 PM
This really depends on the girl.  As a guy, I understand what you're trying to say.  Some girls would take this to mean, "What, and I look like crap other days?".  You can never win.

Yeah, shit sucks.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 09, 2010, 08:47:27 PM
This really depends on the girl.  As a guy, I understand what you're trying to say.  Some girls would take this to mean, "What, and I look like crap other days?".  You can never win.

Exactly. My girl isn't like that, but I always examine my language before giving her a compliment. I imagine it'd also be harder for her to jump to such a conclusion if you give them fairly frequently :D


Oh, and TDoL? It's a shlickticker for girls.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 08:51:46 PM
shlickticker? ???
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2010, 08:54:50 PM
The hell is this?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 08:55:40 PM
Ima clear some shit up:

Sarah is not like that. You guys are. :P

She knew what I meant, hence the joke on here. You guys jumped to the conclusions. :P

I did not say, "Bitch, you better look good tomorrow, or I am going to pimp smack you," I basically said, "You look amazing. Can you look just as amazing tomorrow when I actually have time to appreciate it."

So...ITT: DTF jumps to conclusions and I look like more of an ass than I usually do. :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2010, 08:57:13 PM
So, this is a thread... on a progressive metal band's message board for people to talk about... successful relationships?

Eh? This just is not computing.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 09, 2010, 08:57:25 PM
:73109:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on March 09, 2010, 08:58:43 PM
Ima clear some shit up:

Sarah is not like that. You guys are. :P

She knew what I meant, hence the joke on here. You guys jumped to the conclusions. :P

I did not say, "Bitch, you better look good tomorrow, or I am going to pimp smack you," I basically said, "You look amazing. Can you look just as amazing tomorrow when I actually have time to appreciate it."

So...ITT: DTF jumps to conclusions and I look like more of an ass than I usually do. :P

You fail again.

I'm glad she didn't get upset. But your rationale is slightly naive.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 08:59:51 PM
Oh my god. :zeltar:

She knew what I said. She took no offense to it. We joke like that. Why am I even trying to defend my self?

:73109:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on March 09, 2010, 09:02:02 PM
Oh my god. :zeltar:

She knew what I said. She took no offense to it. We joke like that. Why am I even trying to defend my self?

:73109:

Because you're feeling defensive. Because you feel guilty about what you did. Because you don't understand women. Because you're gay.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 09, 2010, 09:03:50 PM
shlickticker? ???

You'll learn when you're older.

So, this is a thread... on a progressive metal band's message board for people to talk about... successful relationships?

Eh? This just is not computing.

Weird, huh? Ah well, I'm happy ;D

...and still a metalhead/progger.

Oh my god. :zeltar:

She knew what I said. She took no offense to it. We joke like that. Why am I even trying to defend my self?

:73109:

Because you're feeling defensive. Because you feel guilty about what you did. Because you don't understand women. Because you're gay.

He should stop viewing her as an ivory box, methinks.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 09, 2010, 09:05:21 PM
Oh my god. :zeltar:

She knew what I said. She took no offense to it. We joke like that. Why am I even trying to defend my self?

:73109:

Because you're feeling defensive. Because you feel guilty about what you did. Because you don't understand women. Because you're gay.
The man speaks the truth.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 09, 2010, 09:22:46 PM
Yeah, Cole. You get a B for effort, but otherwise you chose either your words or your retelling of the story very poorly.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ehra on March 09, 2010, 09:25:37 PM
She was all prettied up but he didn't really get to see her much that day. He asked her to do it again next time he would actually get to spend time with her.


I don't see what the issue is?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 09:27:23 PM
Ok, I probably told the story wrong, but seriously, if this is playful jabbing, ok. I am :73109: after all, but if you guys were actually being serious, please listen to me.

Don't think I am judging Sarah based on looks because that is pathetic, fucked up, and what almost everyone in my school does, and I am not going to go down that low. She is a hell of a lot more than that and is truly awesome and is really the best girl friend I could ever want/have.  :hearts:

And Ehra pretty much has it, although I would not consider a slayer shirt and a snake skin jacket all  "prettied up." :lol

Yeah...Slayer is hot. Deal with it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 09, 2010, 09:36:28 PM
Don't worry guys.
Jeez, you'd think by now people would take all the :73109: in stride.

Good to know you appreciate what you've got 8675309. There's plenty to appreciate with her :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 09, 2010, 09:38:42 PM
But he doesn't know what a woman is :millahhhh

... :lol I'm all done. It's all good 12345.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 09, 2010, 09:40:00 PM
But he doesn't know what a woman is :millahhhh

... :lol I'm all done. It's all good 12345.

I thought we all agreed he thought it was an ivory box...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Arcaeus on March 09, 2010, 09:43:12 PM
:lolpalm: is not enough, we need a :facepalm: + :rollin

By the way non-lonely guy in a successful relationship here, hi :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 09, 2010, 09:59:59 PM
UMH, you're killing me already. I don't have this kind of stamina. I'm an old man.
This is going to be a rough 10 months...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 09, 2010, 11:28:29 PM
Oh hei.

So, I'm in with TDOL on the schlickticker... as disturbing as that name is.

But anyways  :heart
I love my Aleschbear. Not only does he put up with my overly feminine lovetalk, he enjoys it. This weekend we're watching Planet Earth, and that excites me. He's usually up for my weird things. One time we watched a show on human deformities, featuring a creepy wall of mouths in this weird museum that looked like a basement. When we kiss, I shove the disgusting flavors of jellybeans in his mouth. It's pretty obvious we are in love. I mean, come on. We don't have many similar interests, but what we do have in common is really weird. And, he agreed to let me have a fleet of hairless cats to take baths with. So, I'm not gonna pass that up.

:neverusethis:   
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 09, 2010, 11:34:52 PM
Oh hei.

So, I'm in with TDOL on the schlickticker... as disturbing as that name is.

But anyways  :heart
I love my Aleschbear. Not only does he put up with my overly feminine lovetalk, he enjoys it. This weekend we're watching Planet Earth, and that excites me. He's usually up for my weird things. One time we watched a show on human deformities, featuring a creepy wall of mouths in this weird museum that looked like a basement. When we kiss, I shove the disgusting flavors of jellybeans in his mouth. It's pretty obvious we are in love. I mean, come on. We don't have many similar interests, but what we do have in common is really weird. And, he agreed to let me have a fleet of hairless cats to take baths with. So, I'm not gonna pass that up.

:neverusethis:   

Oh good, so you are confirming the plans for this weekend.


And yeah...only a man in love could possibly tolerate those GOD DAMN POPCORN FLAVORED JELLY BEANS!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 11:43:17 PM
After thinking about it, I got what a shlickticker is...I really do fail alot.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 09, 2010, 11:46:14 PM
After thinking about it, I got what a shlickticker is...I really do fail alot.
You can't be serious that it took you this long to figure that out?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 09, 2010, 11:48:36 PM
Nah, but it dawns on me randomly. It just did. It is not the first time.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: glaurung on March 09, 2010, 11:50:38 PM
After thinking about it, I got what a shlickticker is...I really do fail alot.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on March 09, 2010, 11:54:33 PM
Hey guys, I have mayo if anyone wants some.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 10, 2010, 12:01:14 AM
lat's girlfriend calling him pet names on the forum is

a. adorable
b. funny
c. weird
d. kevin moore

?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 10, 2010, 01:33:09 AM
"I bet you the password is money related"
"...alex, what are you talking about?"
"His pillow, who's pillow are you talking about?"
"I wasn't."




I love waking up Alex.
Come on, who else has a weird significant other?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 10, 2010, 01:42:46 AM
I've only just noticed this thread and I hate it already.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2010, 05:45:27 AM
The thread itself does not annoy me, just the intention and mission statement behind it.

MEN FROM THE INTERNET ON A PROG MESSAGE BOARD SHOULD NOT HAVE RELATIONSHIP ISSUES TO DEAL WITH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: mizzl on March 10, 2010, 05:59:11 AM
Guys, lay off fucking 73109!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 10, 2010, 06:08:25 AM
through which she's introduced me to plenty of other artists of the 60s and 70s. :hat
Like?

The Foundations, Fleetwood Mac, the Eagles (mind you I knew these artists beforehand, just never really heard their stuff anywhere), KC & the Sunshine Band, etc.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 10, 2010, 06:10:56 AM
Guys, lay off fucking 73109!

Make me
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 10, 2010, 06:13:06 AM
Guys, lay off fucking 73109!
I don't think any of us were doing that to begin with :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 10, 2010, 06:14:50 AM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on March 10, 2010, 06:28:28 AM
through which she's introduced me to plenty of other artists of the 60s and 70s. :hat
Like?

The Foundations, Fleetwood Mac, the Eagles (mind you I knew these artists beforehand, just never really heard their stuff anywhere), KC & the Sunshine Band, etc.
Hmmm, so nothing I've checked out, haha.

I've recently been spending a bit of time on the Stones, The Byrds, Jethro Tull, Tim Buckley, Santana, the Beach Boys and (funnily enough) the Beatles.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 10, 2010, 06:30:10 AM
lat's girlfriend calling him pet names on the forum is

a. adorable
b. funny
c. weird
d. kevin moore

?

Definitely Kevin Moore
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: mizzl on March 10, 2010, 06:36:56 AM
lat's girlfriend calling him pet names on the forum is

a. adorable
b. funny
c. weird
d. kevin moore

?

Definitely Kevin Moore
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 10, 2010, 06:40:15 AM
lat's girlfriend calling him pet names on the forum is

a. adorable
b. funny
c. weird
d. kevin moore

?

Definitely Kevin Moore
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 10, 2010, 06:40:32 AM
The thread itself does not annoy me, just the intention and mission statement behind it.

MEN FROM THE INTERNET ON A PROG MESSAGE BOARD SHOULD NOT HAVE RELATIONSHIP ISSUES TO DEAL WITH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.


1. Get in a reltationship.
2. Brag on the prog message board DreamTheaterForums
3. ???
4. Profit.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 10, 2010, 07:12:27 AM
Thanks mizzl, but I am cool. :tup

o/
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 10, 2010, 07:17:16 AM
Thanks mizzl, but I am cool. :tup

o/


*\o

INTER-FUCKING-CEPTED.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: rumborak on March 10, 2010, 08:05:32 AM
I like the idea of a sister thread to the ronery one. So, I'm checking in here, I'm officially off the market I think.

rumborak
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 10, 2010, 08:16:29 AM
Thanks mizzl, but I am cool. :tup

:umno:































:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 10, 2010, 08:32:43 AM
"I bet you the password is money related"
"...alex, what are you talking about?"
"His pillow, who's pillow are you talking about?"
"I wasn't."




I love waking up Alex.
Come on, who else has a weird significant other?
I tend to say things without knowing what the shit is going on when people wake me up. More than likely I was dreaming about pillows and passwords.

More than likely.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 10, 2010, 09:11:50 AM
You should dream about Maiden math.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: mizzl on March 10, 2010, 09:16:44 AM
Thanks mizzl, but I am cool. :tup

o/

*\o back-in-time intercept
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 10, 2010, 09:17:06 AM
You should dream about Maiden math.
lolno
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 10, 2010, 09:19:36 AM
You should dream about Maiden math.
lolno
And remember that Slipknot is the most brootal deth metal band evar!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 10, 2010, 09:20:27 AM
You should dream about Maiden math.
lolno
And remember that Slipknot is the most brootal deth metal band evar!
Oh, most definitely. Bands like Iron Maiden can not hold a candle to bands like Slipknot.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dimitrius on March 10, 2010, 09:22:29 AM
Iaindeed.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 10, 2010, 06:31:52 PM
Again, I leave and am like "THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD"
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 10, 2010, 06:34:18 PM
DTF happened to this thread.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 10, 2010, 06:36:26 PM
I happened to this thread.

Fix'd
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 10, 2010, 07:23:21 PM
TDOL, I'm disappointed that you are still at 0.
Clearly you are not putting aside enough time for yourself.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Hyperplex on March 10, 2010, 07:27:05 PM
I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this thread as I haven't clicked the link for it before now and have no intention of reading through it.

I am happily married to the woman of my dreams, with whom I have been in love almost since the day we met. We dated through the last years of high school and college and I proposed right after I got my first real job. We were married in June of 08 and haven't been happier. Even when times get tough or turbulent, the end result is that we love each other and work through the fuckups and turmoil. Without her I'd be lost and I let her know this every day.

So yeah, not lonely.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 10, 2010, 07:28:26 PM
TDOL, I'm disappointed that you are still at 0.
Clearly you are not putting aside enough time for yourself.

CHICKS ARE DIFFERENT DEAL WITH IT

I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this thread as I haven't clicked the link for it before now and have no intention of reading through it.

I am happily married to the woman of my dreams, with whom I have been in love almost since the day we met. We dated through the last years of high school and college and I proposed right after I got my first real job. We were married in June of 08 and haven't been happier. Even when times get tough or turbulent, the end result is that we love each other and work through the fuckups and turmoil. Without her I'd be lost and I let her know this every day.

So yeah, not lonely.

I honestly just went "Awwwwwwwe" out loud.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 10, 2010, 07:42:03 PM
Schlickticker 2010: 1

Bitch.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on March 10, 2010, 07:44:18 PM
 :lol @ this whole thread.

Anyway, Tony just came to visit and we had an awesome time... and I'm going to visit NJ soon so not lonely despite the long-distance thing right now :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 10, 2010, 07:44:55 PM
Schlickticker 2010: 1

Bitch.

?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 10, 2010, 07:54:04 PM
Schlickticker 2010: 1

Bitch.

?

I don't think he means to himself...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 10, 2010, 08:02:00 PM
I'm catchin' up, Setra. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 10, 2010, 08:02:34 PM
Pfft. You're only 6 ahead of me.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 10, 2010, 08:08:38 PM
Pfft. You're only 6 ahead of me.


Oh?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Gwii on March 10, 2010, 08:09:13 PM
UMH went +2 over the time it took me to read the past 4 pages  :|



The fact that I noticed this:  :| :| :|
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 10, 2010, 08:19:51 PM
Schlickticker 2010: 1

Bitch.

?

I don't think he means to himself...

This.  First of the decade, and my life basically. :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 10, 2010, 08:31:30 PM
I'm catchin' up, Setra. :D

Slower than you said you would.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 10, 2010, 08:37:22 PM
Didn't have quite enough time today. I'll be going for a good 3 or 4 tomorrow, followed by a weekend total of 12.

It's a little weird planning it out like this, I must say.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 10, 2010, 08:43:54 PM
Didn't have quite enough time today. I'll be going for a good 3 or 4 tomorrow, followed by a weekend total of 12.

It's a little weird planning it out like this, I must say.

With March Break, I expect I can break 100 soon.

And yes it is weird...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on March 10, 2010, 08:45:33 PM
What the hell is being discussed?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 10, 2010, 08:46:15 PM
What the hell is being discussed?

Pizza.
Why, what did you think?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 10, 2010, 08:46:39 PM
Things better suited for the lonely hearts thread.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 10, 2010, 09:38:44 PM
No kidding. Way to cock things up, guys.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 10, 2010, 09:50:31 PM
Schlickticker 2010: 1

Bitch.

?

I don't think he means to himself...

This.  First of the decade, and my life basically. :hat
:tup Feels good man, amirite?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 10, 2010, 09:58:19 PM
Felt weird, actually.  And before you guys get any misconceptions about what happened, I schlicked her as opposed to schlicking myself, if you take my meaning.  I'm still a virgin.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 10, 2010, 09:59:48 PM
Felt weird, actually.  And before you guys get any misconceptions about what happened, I schlicked her as opposed to schlicking myself, if you take my meaning.  I'm still a virgin.
I think that's the ultimate basis on all things sexual. The first time it feels a bit on the strange side. But fun, nonetheless  :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 11, 2010, 05:13:48 AM
So, Super Dude, was it McDonalds or Homemade?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 11, 2010, 05:51:10 AM
Exsqueeze me?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 11, 2010, 06:35:16 AM
You didn't catch the reference. I am saddened.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 11, 2010, 07:00:20 AM
Felt weird, actually.  And before you guys get any misconceptions about what happened, I schlicked her as opposed to schlicking myself, if you take my meaning.  I'm still a virgin.

Well, I hope you don't shlick yourself.

That being said, GG mang :tup o/

I WILL MURDER HE WHO INTERCEPTS THIS.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 07:18:30 AM
*\o
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 07:19:35 AM
DAMMIT NICK!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 11, 2010, 07:21:51 AM
Sorry DTF.

You'll have to find another radio station to listen to.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 07:22:25 AM
Sorry DTF.

You'll have to find another radio station to listen to.
You're killing Jeff too?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 10:44:29 AM
Felt weird, actually.  And before you guys get any misconceptions about what happened, I schlicked her as opposed to schlicking myself, if you take my meaning.  I'm still a virgin.
I think that's the ultimate basis on all things sexual. The first time it feels a bit on the strange side. But fun, nonetheless  :hat

 :|


Again,
 :|
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 11, 2010, 11:58:07 AM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 12:06:04 PM
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.




You have tempted me antigoon.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: glaurung on March 11, 2010, 12:11:14 PM
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.

:clap:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 01:54:40 PM
Felt weird, actually.  And before you guys get any misconceptions about what happened, I schlicked her as opposed to schlicking myself, if you take my meaning.  I'm still a virgin.
I think that's the ultimate basis on all things sexual. The first time it feels a bit on the strange side. But fun, nonetheless  :hat

 :|


Again,
 :|
Don't lie to yourself, you know it's true.

Also, I'm diggin the new avatar. Begotten :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 11, 2010, 01:55:27 PM
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.




You have tempted me antigoon.

<3
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 11, 2010, 02:04:03 PM
"Schlickticker" : 4

:tup
About time someone took this seriously. Unlike other females on this board...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 02:09:32 PM
"Schlickticker" : 4

:tup
About time someone took this seriously. Unlike other females on this board...
I'm so proud of her



:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 02:18:46 PM
"Schlickticker" : 4

:tup
About time someone took this seriously. Unlike other females on this board...
I'm so proud of her



:neverusethis:


Fuck me.
Also, why did you stop texting me? I got bored, and made Jason tell me a story. I think it's Bellair again.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 02:20:42 PM
Fuck me.

Lat! Hop to it!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 11, 2010, 02:22:21 PM
"Schlickticker" : 4
Hawt.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on March 11, 2010, 02:24:32 PM
"Schlickticker" : 4
Hawt.
"Schlickticker" : 5

You don't seem to be the only one who thinks this... :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 02:26:00 PM
"Schlickticker" : 4
Hawt.


Augh! You don't know that! I could have a unibrow, and be massively over weight.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 02:26:56 PM
That is why we need a picture. ;)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 11, 2010, 02:27:48 PM
"Schlickticker" : 4
Hawt.
Augh! You don't know that! I could have a unibrow, and be massively over weight.
Having talked to Aleschbear outside of DTF, I'm well aware that you have no unibrow and are not overweight.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 02:30:47 PM
(https://img690.imageshack.us/img690/9799/takepills.jpg) (https://img690.imageshack.us/i/takepills.jpg/)


I think that might show up huge. I dunno.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 02:36:46 PM
Also.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ9zl5TM2fc







Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 02:52:00 PM
"Schlickticker" : 4

:tup
About time someone took this seriously. Unlike other females on this board...
I'm so proud of her



:neverusethis:


Fuck me.
Also, why did you stop texting me? I got bored, and made Jason tell me a story. I think it's Bellair again.
Can and will do :neverusethis:
I assumed you were doing something else and or got bored of talking at the moment.


I don't really know actually, I hope some of these shitty excuses are working for ya.

Also you must be really bored, you're already at 5 on the schlickticker.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 02:52:54 PM
"Schlickticker" : 4
Hawt.
Also, I concur.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 11, 2010, 02:52:59 PM
+2

:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 11, 2010, 02:54:21 PM
*pic*


I think that might show up huge. I dunno.

Lat, I am so ridiculously jealous of you you have no idea.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 02:58:44 PM
*pic*


I think that might show up huge. I dunno.

Lat, I am so ridiculously jealous of you you have no idea.
Good, good. My plan is finally coming into fruition.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 11, 2010, 03:00:30 PM
I'm not jealous. Mind you that's not a remark against Hayley, I'm just rather content as I am (lolnugget).

So, your plan hasn't quite come to fruition yet.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: veronica on March 11, 2010, 03:01:16 PM
Shhh...seriously, that's you?! I could tell you how beautiful you look, but I think the boys of DTF will do that enough for your head almost to explode..
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 03:02:20 PM
Shhh...seriously, that's you?! I could tell you how beautiful you look, but I think the boys of DTF will do that enough for your head almost to explode..
And she already gets hit on enough by creepy dudes in real life.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 03:04:02 PM
Shhh...seriously, that's you?! I could tell you how beautiful you look, but I think the boys of DTF will do that enough for your head almost to explode..
And she already gets hit on enough by creepy dudes in real life.


Ummm like you and Mac staring me down the night we met? :P Also, Alex, I heard you've been sleeping well so, www.larrycarlson.com/front2005.html

And thanks guys :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 03:05:12 PM
404d and any pics of you like in real life? Any with Alechbear? :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 11, 2010, 03:05:45 PM
Shhh...seriously, that's you?! I could tell you how beautiful you look, but I think the boys of DTF will do that enough for your head almost to explode..
And she already gets hit on enough by creepy dudes in real life.

Yeah. my girlfriend back in high school was the same way. She's 15, and getting hit on by all these creepy college gu-

Wait a minute, I'm in college.

OH MY GOD I'VE BECOME THAT WHICH I DESPISED MOST *kills self*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 11, 2010, 03:06:21 PM
Shhh...seriously, that's you?! I could tell you how beautiful you look, but I think the boys of DTF will do that enough for your head almost to explode..
And she already gets hit on enough by creepy dudes in real life.
Ummm like you and Mac staring me down the night we met? :P Also, Alex, I heard you've been sleeping well so, www.larrycarlson.com/front2005.html
Fuck. I was going to say: "Is that how you and Haley met?" and then you just went and ruined it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 03:07:38 PM
Shhh...seriously, that's you?! I could tell you how beautiful you look, but I think the boys of DTF will do that enough for your head almost to explode..
And she already gets hit on enough by creepy dudes in real life.


Ummm like you and Mac staring me down the night we met? :P Also, Alex, I heard you've been sleeping well so, www.larrycarlson.com/front2005.html

And thanks guys :)
THAT'S YOUR FAULT FOR WEARING LITTLE TO NOTHING THAT NIGHT! Plus, I'd take that as a compliment. You looked quite fine, m'lady.

I'll click the link when I get home tonight. I'm at school right now.

Shhh...seriously, that's you?! I could tell you how beautiful you look, but I think the boys of DTF will do that enough for your head almost to explode..
And she already gets hit on enough by creepy dudes in real life.
Ummm like you and Mac staring me down the night we met? :P Also, Alex, I heard you've been sleeping well so, www.larrycarlson.com/front2005.html
Fuck. I was going to say: "Is that how you and Haley met?" and then you just went and ruined it.
We met at a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, while with a group of mutual friends. I know, romantic right?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: glaurung on March 11, 2010, 03:09:00 PM
That's a pretty awesome way of meeting. :metal
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 03:12:26 PM
Alex sat behind me. I was as naked as legally possible.
+10 points for being sneaky.



And I do have pictures of Alex and I, but, we take BAD pictures.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 03:14:57 PM
Alex sat behind me. I was as naked as legally possible.
+10 points for being sneaky.



And I do have pictures of Alex and I, but, we take BAD pictures.

Yeah, that was a great evening :hat

And...um yeah we haven't gotten one good picture together. Maybe we can fix that soemtime soon? I doubt it, but we could try.

Maybe.

I don't know.









Just don't post the ones already taken. I look awkward/like a creep.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Hyperplex on March 11, 2010, 03:17:42 PM
Sometimes I'm glad my wife doesn't come on here anymore (she only ever lurked at DT.net)....but most of the time I wish she did.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on March 11, 2010, 03:24:47 PM
This thread is weird.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 03:25:28 PM
Naked as legally possible?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 11, 2010, 03:31:07 PM
ITT: We chat with our significant others.



Except for mine, who won't come within a thousand miles of an online forum. :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: mizzl on March 11, 2010, 03:32:06 PM
ITT: We chat with our significant others.



Except for mine, who won't come within a thousand miles of an online forum. :sadpanda:
Mine too. I tried, but she didn't understand it. o/
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 03:32:43 PM
ITT: We chat with our significant others.



Except for mine, who won't come within a thousand miles of an online forum. :sadpanda:

After what you so happily told us...I think that is a good thing. :P :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 03:34:27 PM
ITT: We chat with our significant others.

Except for mine, who won't come within a thousand miles of an online forum. :sadpanda:

That's not necessarily a bad thing, trust me.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 11, 2010, 03:38:34 PM
My GF happens to be a moderator on another forum ;D

...we decided to stay away from each other's forums.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 03:54:02 PM
Naked as legally possible?
Please don't make me actually explain. I'll leave that to Hayley.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 03:55:16 PM
Haaaaaaaley...go on... ;)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: glaurung on March 11, 2010, 03:56:36 PM
Naked as legally possible?

Have you ever gone to a Rocky Horror showing? I've seen stranger shit happen at them.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 03:57:38 PM
Naked as legally possible?

Have you ever gone to a Rocky Horror showing? I've seen stranger shit happen at them.
The funny thing is, she was the normal one out of the people we went with.

Haaaaaaaley...go on... ;)
You misspelled her name. She is going to crucify you for this.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 03:57:45 PM
Bra. Cardigan. "Underwear."

Cardigan came off almost instantaneously once we went into the theatre. It was way too hot.


WAIT.
Why am I explaining this?!

Now everyone is visualizing it...  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 03:59:02 PM
Indeed I am, my dear.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: glaurung on March 11, 2010, 03:59:14 PM
:eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 03:59:37 PM
And is this "you" or because of the show you were going to? Excuse my ignorance.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 04:01:01 PM
Naked as legally possible?

Have you ever gone to a Rocky Horror showing? I've seen stranger shit happen at them.

(https://img103.imageshack.us/img103/199/bestfriendsa.jpg) (https://img103.imageshack.us/i/bestfriendsa.jpg/)

Welcome to Rocky, 79013.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on March 11, 2010, 04:01:44 PM
ITT: We chat with our significant others.



Except for mine, who won't come within a thousand miles of an online forum. :sadpanda:
Mine too. I tried, but she didn't understand it. o/

*\o

For the greater good of this forum, I will intercept so that emindead won't. Please excuse this move.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 11, 2010, 04:02:01 PM
Wait, now the girls have blow job counters?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 11, 2010, 04:02:16 PM
ITT: We chat with our significant others.



Except for mine, who won't come within a thousand miles of an online forum. :sadpanda:
Mine too. I tried, but she didn't understand it. o/

*\o

For the greater good of this forum, I will intercept so that emindead won't. Please excuse this move.

You sir deserve a medal.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 04:02:27 PM
Oh Parker...so feminine, but so god damn creepy.

Do you still have that terrible picture of me holding Rocky while we were in line?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 04:03:26 PM
This thread went from initially useful to creepy, awkward, and pedo-riffic really fast.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 11, 2010, 04:03:49 PM
Wait, now the girls have blow job counters?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on March 11, 2010, 04:04:10 PM
Interesting picture.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 04:04:21 PM
This thread went from initially useful to creepy, awkward, and pedo-riffic really fast.
And it's all your fault, Nick.

EDIT: I just realized, next to Parker, you can see me on the edge of the picture. I look lost.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 04:14:16 PM
You look awkward, like you have no friends.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 11, 2010, 04:15:05 PM
Wait, now the girls have blow job counters?

What do us guys have in our sigs.

Now what do you think a "shlickticker" is?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 11, 2010, 04:16:03 PM
You look awkward, like you have no friends.

...Pwnt.

Rebuttal, Lats M'Gee?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 11, 2010, 04:21:25 PM
Wait, now the girls have blow job counters?

What do us guys have in our sigs.

Now what do you think a "shlickticker" is?

:facepalm:

I wasn't even reading the word correctly. It just looks like a jumble of the letters i c and k. :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 11, 2010, 04:28:11 PM
in b4 :lokked:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 11, 2010, 04:35:20 PM
but not b4 teh cock.








(https://www.paranormalknowledge.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rooster.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 04:36:22 PM
Ok guys. This actually is a pretty cool topic so can we please try to get it back on track. I would like to see this stay here. :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 04:36:41 PM
That's a pretty rooster. I like roosters.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 11, 2010, 04:37:19 PM
Ok guys. This actually is a pretty cool topic so can we please try to get it back on track. I would like to see this stay here. :)
Alright, I'll go make a spam thread about Insane Clown Posse instead of ruining this thread.


Oh wait...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 04:38:23 PM
Hey, I made that as a joke with all intentions of it being open for 5 seconds...I was bored. :P I would like to see this stay open.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 04:38:42 PM
Ok guys. This actually is a pretty cool topic so can we please try to get it back on track. I would like to see this stay here. :)

This.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 11, 2010, 04:39:56 PM
Fine.

I did not have sex today.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 11, 2010, 04:41:54 PM
I nominate this thread for creepiest thread of the year award.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 04:43:37 PM
OH MY GOD!!!!! A MOD AGREED WITH ME!!!!!!! :victorydance: :victorydance: :victorydance:

Ok...back on topic. Sarah and I chilled for an hour after school today before she went to play practice. It was fun. :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 11, 2010, 04:45:57 PM
Fine.

I did not have sex today.

To clarify, this is what happened:

(https://i.imgur.com/hcOSm.gif)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 11, 2010, 04:50:30 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AmorVincitOmnia on March 11, 2010, 06:03:55 PM
ITT: We chat with our significant others.

Except for mine, who won't come within a thousand miles of an online forum. :sadpanda:

That's not necessarily a bad thing, trust me.


Hey hey now....you love having your girlfriend on DTF because she is soo amazing.....
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 11, 2010, 07:33:13 PM
Ok...back on topic. Sarah and I chilled for an hour after school today before she went to play practice. It was fun. :)

50 MINUTES. There is a difference.

Nick, are you going to come to Allen's show of Rent?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 07:35:16 PM
I wouldn't step foot in that school if you paid me to. Also, I've seen Rent once, but I'm a huge fan or anything.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 07:35:29 PM
DO IT!!! Go to the Thursday show. Seriously, dude!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 11, 2010, 07:39:06 PM
DO IT!!! Go to the Thursday show. Seriously, dude!!!!!!!

I'll come. When/where?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 07:39:50 PM
It is in PA. :lol

Though if on the off chance you are around. Thursday March 25th at 7.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 11, 2010, 07:41:36 PM
I wouldn't step foot in that school if you paid me to. Also, I've seen Rent once, but I'm a huge fan or anything.

*insert explanation*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 11, 2010, 07:47:25 PM
It is in PA. :lol

Though if on the off chance you are around. Thursday March 25th at 7.

I'll be there. With trail mix. But no raisins, cuz they're gross.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 07:49:31 PM
Am I majorly failing if part of me believes you? :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 11, 2010, 07:49:46 PM
Am I majorly failing if part of me believes you? :P

Not at all.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 07:50:52 PM
How is it that you are in Canada and you are going to come down and see a high school version of Rent in Pennsylvania?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 11, 2010, 07:52:51 PM
How is it that you are in Canada and you are going to come down and see a high school version if Rent in Pennsylvania?

Because its important that I'm around during these growing years.
Sooner or later we're going to turn around, and you'll be all grown up. I just want to be there for you.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 07:53:33 PM
Ok, good, now I know you are fuckin around. You actually had about 5% of me fooled.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 08:03:32 PM
I wouldn't step foot in that school if you paid me to. Also, I've seen Rent once, but I'm a huge fan or anything.

*insert explanation*

I *generally* hate that school and all the kids that go there. For the most part it's riff raff and idiots I don't want to have to deal with.

Also, I'll be down at the Y playing volleyball on the 25th.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 11, 2010, 08:04:14 PM
FINE NICK GO AND JUMP ON THE ALLEN-HATING BANDWAGON


















 :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 08:04:46 PM
You're just racist. :P

I keed, I keed. :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 08:05:08 PM
Jump on? I've been driving the damn thing for years. :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 11, 2010, 08:06:01 PM
 :angry:

I AM ANGERED
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 08:06:47 PM
You would not even put up with it to see Little Miss Failure and Mrs Little Miss Failure? :(
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 08:08:00 PM
On topic, since this is the relationship thread, who's excited for Steak & BJ day coming up? :D

Some celebrate on the 14th, others on the 21st, but either way it's around the corner.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 08:08:54 PM
You would not even put up with it to see Little Miss Failure and Mrs Little Miss Failure? :(

On a normal day you might have a 1 in a hundred chance, however Amanda will tell you that two things trump all else for me, and those are volleyball and hockey.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 11, 2010, 08:09:50 PM
On topic, since this is the relationship thread, who's excited for Steak & BJ day coming up? :D

Some celebrate on the 14th, others on the 21st, but either way it's around the corner.

I is excited :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 08:10:03 PM
Steak and BJ???

I have a 15 year old's mind so I see Bj, and I think of...well...Bj's!!! :D

Explain.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AmorVincitOmnia on March 11, 2010, 08:12:02 PM
Ok...back on topic. Sarah and I chilled for an hour after school today before she went to play practice. It was fun. :)

50 MINUTES. There is a difference.

Nick, are you going to come to Allen's show of Rent?

Oh you guys are doing Rent that is soo awesome!!!  The  school I am teaching at is doing fiddler on the roof....
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 11, 2010, 08:13:32 PM
Wait, do you teach at Belvidere? (CONVINCE NICK TO COME TO ALLEN BTW)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 08:14:02 PM
You teach in Easton? :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AmorVincitOmnia on March 11, 2010, 08:15:23 PM
I dont know where Belvedire or how is spell it is and i do not teach in Easton
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 08:16:26 PM
:yeahright
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AmorVincitOmnia on March 11, 2010, 08:16:44 PM
On topic, since this is the relationship thread, who's excited for Steak & BJ day coming up? :D

Some celebrate on the 14th, others on the 21st, but either way it's around the corner.


Yeah Nick you are making steaks for us and our friends....and that is all u will be getting out of that great holiday  :-*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 11, 2010, 08:17:11 PM
 
I dont know where Belvedire or how is spell it is and i do not teach in Easton

 :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 11, 2010, 08:17:16 PM
And Nick get pwnt yet again.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2010, 08:19:15 PM
On topic, since this is the relationship thread, who's excited for Steak & BJ day coming up? :D

Some celebrate on the 14th, others on the 21st, but either way it's around the corner.


Yeah Nick you are making steaks for us and our friends....and that is all u will be getting out of that great holiday  :-*

We either honor that holiday or I'll make the week from the 14th to the 21st no kisses week.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AmorVincitOmnia on March 11, 2010, 08:22:53 PM
On topic, since this is the relationship thread, who's excited for Steak & BJ day coming up? :D

Some celebrate on the 14th, others on the 21st, but either way it's around the corner.


Yeah Nick you are making steaks for us and our friends....and that is all u will be getting out of that great holiday  :-*

We either honor that holiday or I'll make the week from the 14th to the 21st no kisses week.

(https://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk122/lyricangel121/no-darth_vader.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 11, 2010, 08:39:35 PM
 :'(

I will not be getting steak and a BJ this year. I am saddened.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 08:40:46 PM
What is this so called steak and bj holiday? I might just need to inform a special someone about said holiday. :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 11, 2010, 08:41:43 PM
What is this so called steak and bj holiday? I might just need to inform a special someone about said holiday. :neverusethis:
I have a sinking suspicion that you will get nothing.


And like it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 08:42:21 PM
You are correct my good sir, however, you did not answer the question.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 11, 2010, 08:45:43 PM
Figure it out. Seriously. Are you brain dead?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 08:46:05 PM
I got it, I got it. Don't worry.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 09:54:33 PM
You look awkward, like you have no friends.
No matter how I rebuttal, it will only end up with either a punch to the dick or a lack of any physical contact whatsoever.

So it's true, the vagina is a mighty tool after all.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 10:14:34 PM
She would actually get pissed for you rebutting to a joke in which she makes fun of you?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 10:19:32 PM
Women refuse to make sense. Especially those with pregnancy hormones that go out of whack every now and then. The sooner you learn this lesson, the better.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 11, 2010, 10:21:08 PM
Oh shit. Haley would hate me!!! :lol

Sarah and I joke around and call eachother all different types of shit that is extremely socially unacceptable...I love that. It is the little things that make this shit so cool. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Shhh on March 11, 2010, 10:40:12 PM
Alex lies. I'm nice to him somedays. We joke around a lot. But it's hard to make me actuaaallyy angry.






Except for tonigt.
I hate. Tonight.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 11, 2010, 10:47:36 PM
Alex lies. I'm nice to him somedays. We joke around a lot. But it's hard to make me actuaaallyy angry.






Except for tonigt.
I hate. Tonight.
Okay, so I was exaggerating. But there are those moments...


I should probably stop there.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 12, 2010, 05:26:04 AM
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

:biggrin:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: cthrubuoy on March 12, 2010, 09:42:19 AM
Non-Lonely Heart reporting in.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 13, 2010, 03:43:44 PM
Let your bragging begin.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Fiery Winds on March 15, 2010, 05:34:49 PM
As of March 1st, I'm a non-lonely heart.  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 15, 2010, 07:05:36 PM
Cool!!! And explain! :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: robwebster on March 15, 2010, 07:06:52 PM
He's booked a night at the gentleman's club.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 15, 2010, 07:48:38 PM
:whatthe:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 15, 2010, 07:49:33 PM
Goodbye. It was nice while it lasted.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 15, 2010, 07:50:19 PM
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

:biggrin:
You bastard. You made it happen.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 15, 2010, 07:51:14 PM
Goodbye. It was nice while it lasted.

 :omg:

What happened?!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 15, 2010, 07:52:00 PM
Goodbye. It was nice while it lasted.

 :omg:

What happened?!

...you have no idea?..
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 15, 2010, 07:52:38 PM
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 15, 2010, 07:53:44 PM
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE

.........
You missed soo much...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 15, 2010, 07:55:43 PM
I had Nick delete the thread for me. I needed it gone, even though all the damage was done.

Someone else explain it. I really don't feel like it right now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 15, 2010, 07:57:22 PM
Lat and Haley broke up through real life and through a sad (and somewhat epic...sorry :P) thread yesterday. Shit sucks lat, but everything is going to be OK.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 15, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
There is a lot more to the story. A lot.

Let's just say that I fucked up. Like, really fucked up.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 15, 2010, 08:00:23 PM
But you didn't dude. That is the thing. You are putting your self down because she was being an idiot. She liked being treated like shit because that is what she was used to. You showed her some affection and she did not like it so she thought you were being possessive when you thought something was wrong and you wanted to make her happy. It is not on you dude and the sooner you realize that, the better. keep your chin up mang! :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 15, 2010, 08:00:48 PM
From what little of it I did read though Lats, you need to find some new friends, friends that you can trust.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ehra on March 15, 2010, 08:04:15 PM
I don't know if you might be talking about anything else you may have done, but making the thread was nowhere near a "fuck up." Really, her getting so pissed over you venting to your online friends is absolutely ridiculous.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 15, 2010, 08:06:24 PM
In terms of my friends, I'm trying to fix things first. If you knew the entire story, they had a right to be mad at me for most things. Not everything, but most.

I'm trying right now to get things mended with Jason. He ignored my call, so I left him a message. I also sent him a message on msn, in case he doesn't check his voicemail. I feel shitty about this right now. Only because I don't want Jason to just side with Hayley, and stop being friends me because of this. He saw the thread, and is pissed at me.

Things are going to be fine, I just need to get over Hayley and fix some things.


EDIT: Jason just told me "We'll talk tomorrow morning" and signed off. I'm really anticipating this. I don't want Jason to hate me because of this. I feel pretty awful about it.

I don't know if you might be talking about anything else you may have done, but making the thread was nowhere near a "fuck up." Really, her getting so pissed over you venting to your online friends is absolutely ridiculous.
It's more half and half, mainly because I did tell a pretty one sided story and made her look like a bitch.

I don't really know what to think right now, though.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ehra on March 15, 2010, 08:11:58 PM
Even as one sided as it was, the only way she had any right to get that upset over it is if she NEVER complained to her friends about how "possessive" or "whiny" you were. And I doubt that's the case.

Anyway, good luck with your friends.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 15, 2010, 08:19:46 PM
Well arguing with her about anything is basically impossible, especially now.

But she's not what I'm worried about right now, because there's pretty much no chance she is going to forgive me. Right now, I'm fixing things with my friends (basically Jason and Tj). I am not going to let this get fucked over some stupid immature misunderstandings.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 15, 2010, 08:35:47 PM
As for right now, I'm taking my leave from this thread.

I am also, for the time being, stop posting anything in public regarding this entire situation between my friends, Hayley and I. It's just too fucked up, and I don't want to potentially cause more problems in case someone I know stumbles onto DTF and my posts.

Later, Non lonely hearts.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Fiery Winds on March 16, 2010, 11:49:03 AM
As I mentioned before, I've started seeing someone. She has always been a great friend, but I didn't have any feelings for her at first. She did for a month or two before I did.  I realized that I never really gave her a chance, so I decided to try, and in the process, figure out that she's what I've been looking for. 

It's been really great the past few weeks, and despite the age difference (I'm 23, she's 28) we connect so well on so many levels.   :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on March 16, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
Good to hear mang! Have a fun time :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 16, 2010, 07:55:44 PM
It's been really great the past few weeks, and despite the age difference (I'm 23, she's 28) we connect so well on so many levels.   :)

This made me smile. A lot.  :)  :)  :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sneakyblueberry on March 16, 2010, 10:55:17 PM
I can join this thread?  I celebrate my one year wedding anniversary on Sunday w00t!!11!

Its been a tough year,  being diagnosed with leukaemia 5 months into our marriage, having to move in with other people, struggling through chemotherapy, my wife's grandparents passing.  Its been tough on a young couple just into marriage.  But by the grace of God we are still going strong and we still love each other very, very much.

:D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on March 16, 2010, 11:01:46 PM
 :heart :heart :heart :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 17, 2010, 01:14:31 AM
You're married?!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sneakyblueberry on March 17, 2010, 02:09:16 AM
Yeah I got married a year ago.  Obviously :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 17, 2010, 02:38:59 AM
Well, it's just that I've never seen you mention it.

Congrats on the one year anniversary though!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sneakyblueberry on March 17, 2010, 02:40:43 AM
Why, thank you!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: veronica on March 17, 2010, 04:05:54 AM
Yay, congrats sneaky! I'm glad you've managed to hold together through very rough times. She must be a keeper! :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on March 17, 2010, 04:17:03 AM
Yeah, I'll join in on the grats! :D

I'm also celebrating a aniversary, but rather a "six months since we met" kind of anniversary. :D Feels great. I've never been with someone this long before and I sure as hell haven't been this happy before. I know I'm not blindly in love, since I see and knows her faults. I'm not idolizing her, refusing to see her faults.

And with that in mind, I do know that I love her, simply because it's not inital attraction. It's a physical and emotional bond, one that will surely last for a long time. We will move togheter as soon as the circumstances let us.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 17, 2010, 07:23:45 AM
That blueberry sure is a sneaky guy. :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: mizzl on March 17, 2010, 07:26:20 AM
That blueberry sure is a sneaky guy. :neverusethis:
:splodetard:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 18, 2010, 08:35:48 AM
Yeah, I'll join in on the grats! :D

I'm also celebrating a aniversary, but rather a "six months since we met" kind of anniversary. :D Feels great. I've never been with someone this long before and I sure as hell haven't been this happy before. I know I'm not blindly in love, since I see and knows her faults. I'm not idolizing her, refusing to see her faults.

And with that in mind, I do know that I love her, simply because it's not inital attraction. It's a physical and emotional bond, one that will surely last for a long time. We will move togheter as soon as the circumstances let us.


AWWWWWWWWE  :heart




 ;)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on March 18, 2010, 09:35:26 AM
Yeah, I'll join in on the grats! :D

I'm also celebrating a aniversary, but rather a "six months since we met" kind of anniversary. :D Feels great. I've never been with someone this long before and I sure as hell haven't been this happy before. I know I'm not blindly in love, since I see and knows her faults. I'm not idolizing her, refusing to see her faults.

And with that in mind, I do know that I love her, simply because it's not inital attraction. It's a physical and emotional bond, one that will surely last for a long time. We will move togheter as soon as the circumstances let us.


AWWWWWWWWE  :heart




 ;)

Dissapointed? :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 19, 2010, 06:28:22 PM
Im withdrawing from the Fap Contest. I cant go at this rate for much longer, UMH is killing me. Im just doing this to reach my own goal at this point.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 19, 2010, 06:29:57 PM
The fact that you people have "goals" and "competitions" for this both amazes and disgusts me. :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 19, 2010, 06:32:52 PM
Im withdrawing from the Fap Contest. I cant go at this rate for much longer, UMH is killing me. Im just doing this to reach my own goal at this point.

My god UMH is a beast.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 19, 2010, 06:34:47 PM
The fact that you people have "goals" and "competitions" for this both amazes and impresses me. :p

Thank you, Nick. But, I think you're taking it a bit too far there.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 19, 2010, 07:54:21 PM
UMH's dick must be sore pretty much 24/7...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 19, 2010, 08:40:03 PM
Still here, still happy. :)

Just thought I should keep this up to date with me.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 19, 2010, 08:55:18 PM
UMH's dick must be sore pretty much 24/7...
Strangely enough, it's perfectly fine. It's gotten sore in the past, and this is the most I've ever fapped, ever. I don't get it.

Sad to see you withdrawing from the contest, but I think I'm setting a goal of...let's see, 1000 by the end of the year. I need to feel justified for all of this tomfoolery.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 19, 2010, 08:57:54 PM
UMH's dick must be sore pretty much 24/7...
Strangely enough, it's perfectly fine. It's gotten sore in the past, and this is the most I've ever fapped, ever. I don't get it.

Sad to see you withdrawing from the contest, but I think I'm setting a goal of...let's see, 1000 by the end of the year. I need to feel justified for all of this tomfoolery.

I was going for 365. Once a day seemed OK for me. It meant for any extras I get done, I could take a day off. Now Im ahead of my pattern, so I think Ill go to bed early for a few days now.
I was kinda hoping that I'd be behind by a few on December 31st. Just so I could tell my roommates "Im staying inside today, see you guys at midnight!"
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 19, 2010, 08:59:55 PM
The saddest part of this crazy fap addiction is that I can't sleep without fapping first. Yes, that includes naps. It really sucks when I have to stay the night places.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AmorVincitOmnia on March 20, 2010, 05:17:09 AM
Why is the NON lonely hearts club having a fapping contest??? should you guys have like a get that someone special to fap for me contest?   
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 20, 2010, 10:15:35 AM
I dont know how it turned into and out of and into and out of and back into the fappin thread.
The LHC thread was too packed maybe...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 24, 2010, 01:37:01 PM
So guys, I'm in a relationship and about 7 people came up to me today, saying "OHMIGODYOU'REINAREALTIONSHIP?!?!?!"



And my boyfriend happens to be a hated douchebag on deez forumz nao. :P


Woot.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on March 24, 2010, 01:38:04 PM
wat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 24, 2010, 01:41:13 PM
He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 24, 2010, 01:42:52 PM
He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.
Not true. I hated him beforehand. :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 24, 2010, 01:51:07 PM
I didn't hate him, but he's gotta realize what he said was completely uncalled for.

No, if any of you ask me I'm not saying anything.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 24, 2010, 01:55:56 PM
He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

I don't hate him, but he KNEW what he said was wrong and he still said it. It's a level of immaturity we rarely see here on these boards. You need to keep him in line when his ban is up :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 24, 2010, 01:59:17 PM
He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

I don't hate him, but he KNEW what he said was wrong and he still said it. It's a level of immaturity we rarely see here on these boards. You need to keep him in line when his ban is up :P

Pretty much this.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on March 24, 2010, 02:24:20 PM
He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

I don't hate him, and I don't think anyone else does either. Sometimes the 73109 bashing gets a little out of hand, but I think hes just kinda like the forum punching bag, and most people don't really dislike him, they're just havin fun and fooling around with him. So ofcourse when he gets banned, hes gonna get more shit from people than he usually does. However, the big problem I have with the whole thing is he refuses to apologize (unless he has since then).
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 24, 2010, 03:12:22 PM
He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.

I don't hate him, and I don't think anyone else does either. Sometimes the 73109 bashing gets a little out of hand, but I think hes just kinda like the forum punching bag, and most people don't really dislike him, they're just havin fun and fooling around with him. So ofcourse when he gets banned, hes gonna get more shit from people than he usually does. However, the big problem I have with the whole thing is he refuses to apologize (unless he has since then).

Aha, so HE'S the new forum baby! :justjen
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: mizzl on March 24, 2010, 03:16:35 PM
Yes, the 73109 bashing does go a little too far. I mean sure, he does stupid things and 'fails', but that doesn't mean he has to be picked on 24/7 and that everything he says is cast off. DTF is a place you all go to seek comfort, advice and friends, and so does Cole, and I'm sure he doesn't like going to this place anymore since all you ever care about is shitting on him. Just saying: do unto others
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: robwebster on March 24, 2010, 05:37:26 PM
He got banned. Either he's being a Dramadick or he's telling the truth, but apparently you all hate him now.
Well, he's definitely extrapolated that from exactly nowhere, because even if we did all hate him, no-one's ever expressed it.

That's just something he's told you, in relation to his bannediness. Complete lie! We've got time for numbers. Even if he is a bit of a clown.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 24, 2010, 06:11:58 PM
I'm sure he doesn't like going to this place anymore since all you ever care about is shitting on him.

Wrong. He cant wait to be back.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on March 24, 2010, 08:05:45 PM
I don't even know what he said. I would ask, but it's probably one of those things that can not be discussed and is probably better left unrecited.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 24, 2010, 08:08:39 PM
All you have to do is check a few pages back in the DT side chat thread
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 24, 2010, 08:31:12 PM
Cept the post got edited.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 24, 2010, 08:33:12 PM
No it didn't. I just checked
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 25, 2010, 01:49:23 AM
Yes, the 73109 bashing does go a little too far. I mean sure, he does stupid things and 'fails', but that doesn't mean he has to be picked on 24/7 and that everything he says is cast off. DTF is a place you all go to seek comfort, advice and friends, and so does Cole, and I'm sure he doesn't like going to this place anymore since all you ever care about is shitting on him. Just saying: do unto others
If you think this place is bad, you don't want to see his Facebook page :lol

Trust me, he can't wait to get back. He's counting down the days on Facebook.

Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on March 25, 2010, 10:05:45 AM
WTF, you guys even harass him on facebook? :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 25, 2010, 10:09:23 AM
Yeah. He pretty much encourages it as well :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 25, 2010, 10:17:35 AM
WTF, you guys even harass him on facebook? :p

I wouldn't really call it harassment, seeing as how it's not his real name and the only friends he has on it are from DTF.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 25, 2010, 02:12:57 PM
This reminds me, I haven't made a wall post in a while.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 25, 2010, 02:14:09 PM
This reminds me, I haven't made a wall post in a while.

I just made five, all of :

N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B N00B
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 25, 2010, 02:15:40 PM
I love the N00B spam on his wall. It's a damn good thing he isn't known to be suicidal.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 25, 2010, 02:18:51 PM
Harry just won the wall.  :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on March 25, 2010, 02:27:02 PM
FUCK YEAH

(https://i40.tinypic.com/zwzsm0.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 25, 2010, 02:27:23 PM
Okay, Sigz just won everything. Every. Thing.

EDIT: Ninja'd by the master himself.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 25, 2010, 02:29:08 PM
Okay, Sigz just won everything. Every. Thing.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on March 25, 2010, 02:38:49 PM
Dammit Sigz, this is awesome! :rollin
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 25, 2010, 02:48:18 PM
FUCK YEAH

(https://i40.tinypic.com/zwzsm0.jpg)

I love you.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 25, 2010, 02:49:03 PM
Hey SD, did you delete your facebook by any chance?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 25, 2010, 03:03:04 PM
No sorry bro, I deleted my non-IRL friends.  I'm really sorry about that, but I kept getting friend requests from random folks you and UMH were friends with and it kinda freaked me out.  Nothing personal.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 25, 2010, 03:04:21 PM
No, it's cool. That's totally understable. Especially for someone who is so careful about what he posts online about himself.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 25, 2010, 03:06:15 PM
I know I come off as paranoid about internet things, but you really never can be too careful.  My girlfriend thinks that even my posting here is pretty risky.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 25, 2010, 03:06:46 PM
Well, I'm offended.

Nah, it's cool. That happens to me every once in a while, but if you check the mutual friends and they're all DTF people, it's a reasonable chance that they're a fellow DTFer. It's understandable if you don't want us crazy fucks on your Facebook page though. We can be pretty brutal. :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on March 25, 2010, 03:10:05 PM
I understand SD's fear. that's why I don't tell you guys what my name is. What if there are rapists who see what I look like and want to rape me? I didn't ask to be this pretty.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 25, 2010, 03:11:26 PM
We've already seen pictures of you.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on March 25, 2010, 03:12:08 PM
But they don't know my name.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 25, 2010, 03:14:15 PM
I do.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on March 25, 2010, 03:16:21 PM
......wat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 25, 2010, 03:18:26 PM
It's Cole.

BET I SCARED YOU THERE, RIGHT?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 25, 2010, 03:45:03 PM
That's exactly what I'm talking about.  SeRoX knows my name and what I look like and that makes me slightly uncomfortable.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 25, 2010, 03:45:43 PM
So do I. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 25, 2010, 03:47:22 PM
Yeah but I'm not afraid of you.  You're just a dude with long hair and metal t-shirts.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 25, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
But you're afraid of SeRoX, a turkish guy who says yeah the hell?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 25, 2010, 04:00:10 PM
He's older than me, man.  That's kinda frightening to me.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 25, 2010, 04:02:28 PM
I'm older than you, too. by a few months... lol

Personally I trust the vast majority of you. So I have no problem giving you my name/pic.

But that's just me :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 25, 2010, 04:03:05 PM
I'm older than tick.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 25, 2010, 04:06:45 PM
I'm older than tick.

Bullshit.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 25, 2010, 04:07:29 PM
:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 25, 2010, 04:10:02 PM
Oh, by the way guys, since when did this turn into a chat thread?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 25, 2010, 04:11:27 PM
Shhhhh! If you're any louder than that, the mods might hear!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 25, 2010, 04:14:01 PM
SO IS THIS THREAD A CHAT THREAD NAO?

;D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 25, 2010, 04:14:26 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 25, 2010, 07:31:17 PM
To go back a few pages: Of course 72342374029 deserves all the shit he gets. He's the forum baby, and he brings it on himself :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 25, 2010, 07:32:08 PM
I friend requested his pseudo account. Lulz will be had
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 25, 2010, 07:33:22 PM
What's his pseudo account?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2010, 08:15:11 PM
ITT Super Dude over reacts about the dangers of the internet, we beat the dead horse about something that happened days ago, we chat, and we definitely do not keep the thread on topic.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 25, 2010, 08:15:48 PM
Implying DTF ever stays on topic.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 25, 2010, 08:17:26 PM
>Implying Kevin Moore
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 26, 2010, 12:51:55 AM
What's his pseudo account?
His Facebook account. He's given himself the fake name "Bob Doe". He was probably trying to go for "Bob Dole" but failed.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 26, 2010, 08:21:39 AM
John Doe? :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 26, 2010, 08:36:18 AM
Either way, he failed :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 26, 2010, 09:04:38 AM
Slowbro?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 28, 2010, 07:37:35 PM
QUESTION

What's the difference between "love" as in "I love you"

and

"In love" as in "I'm in love with you"?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on March 28, 2010, 07:39:11 PM
QUESTION

What's the difference between "love" as in "I love you"

and

"In love" as in "I'm in love with you"?

You can be "in love" with one person.
You can love everyone.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on March 28, 2010, 07:41:31 PM
I asked this question back several months ago. Everyone has their own definition of love. But usually, "I love you" is more of a...friendship sort of thing, I suppose? It isn't in the deep sense where you would do anything for this person, and they are the most important thing in the world.

Being in love, is exactly that. This person is by far the most important person in your life, you put them up on a pedestal, and you will do whatever you possibly can to make sure that pedestal stays nice and tidy.

Others might and will disagree with that I'm sure, but that's always how I've looked at it.

Side note: As discovered from recent events, being in love is a two way street. One can feel they are deeply in love, while the other just loves them as a friend and doesn't want to see them get hurt. That shit sucks when it doesn't work out properly. Be careful when it comes to expressing love towards someone.

QUESTION

What's the difference between "love" as in "I love you"

and

"In love" as in "I'm in love with you"?

You can be "in love" with one person.
You can love everyone.
Also this. Definitely.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 28, 2010, 07:50:39 PM
Being in love with someone consumes every fiber of your being. You feel it non stop, and it will never relent. Your whole life revolves around pleasing that person.





Its a fucking curse
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on March 28, 2010, 07:55:05 PM
^^^I think that goes by a different name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on March 28, 2010, 09:36:17 PM
Yeah, I agreed with you there up until the part where you said it was a curse.  It's only a curse if it's non-reciprocal.  But otherwise, yeah, limerence (a.k.a infatuation) can be a real bitch.  I'm going to therapy for a limerence incident that I believed I'd gotten over almost five years ago.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 29, 2010, 07:18:04 PM
That sucks, SD.

I can see where you're coming from PLM, but I mostly just agree with the first part.

I am just amazed that my parent's marriage has worked and stuff, you know? They're polar opposites, but have been married for 22 years.

Do you think they are still "in love" or do they just "love" each other now?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on March 29, 2010, 07:54:56 PM
^^^I think that goes by a different name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence

I know what infatuation is, because I've gone through it. This is different. For over a year I've felt this way, and no matter what I do to try and get over her, I can't. It's almost destroyed me this year
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on March 29, 2010, 07:57:27 PM
I saw Hot Tub Time Machine with Ms. Goon over the weekend.

lol!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: emindead on March 29, 2010, 08:00:31 PM
*unpacks*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 29, 2010, 08:01:12 PM
WHAT

CONGRATS  :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: emindead on March 29, 2010, 08:02:09 PM
THANKS!

Ultimately, I've been feeling like this:

(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1250.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 29, 2010, 08:02:56 PM
As you should.


Now finish unpacking and start talking. :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on March 30, 2010, 03:05:53 PM
QUESTION

What's the difference between "love" as in "I love you"

and

"In love" as in "I'm in love with you"?

You can be "in love" with one person.
You can love everyone.
Um, I think that is the best statement I have read on this forum.  Very well said.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 04, 2010, 10:05:19 PM
QUESTION

What's the difference between "love" as in "I love you"

and

"In love" as in "I'm in love with you"?

You can be "in love" with one person.
You can love everyone.
Um, I think that is the best statement I have read on this forum.  Very well said.

Thanks. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on April 04, 2010, 10:07:58 PM
So...hi not lonely people!!!

Still kickin'. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 04, 2010, 10:09:20 PM
I guess so.
Had a philosophical conversation with some new friends of mine last night.
Made me realize Im awesome.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Space Invader on April 05, 2010, 12:41:26 PM
I guess so.
Had a philosophical conversation with some new friends of mine last night.
Made me realize Im awesome.

Just wait until I get back from university. I'll philosophize your ear off.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 05, 2010, 02:32:55 PM
I guess so.
Had a philosophical conversation with some new friends of mine last night.
Made me realize Im awesome.

Just wait until I get back from university. I'll philosophize your ear off.

Yeah, we had some good chats in the past.
Are you on WPAPU tonight?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Space Invader on April 05, 2010, 03:56:59 PM
I guess so.
Had a philosophical conversation with some new friends of mine last night.
Made me realize Im awesome.

Just wait until I get back from university. I'll philosophize your ear off.

Yeah, we had some good chats in the past.
Are you on WPAPU tonight?

I guess.
School has taught me some nice philosophy. History FTW.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 05, 2010, 03:57:29 PM
I guess so.
Had a philosophical conversation with some new friends of mine last night.
Made me realize Im awesome.

Just wait until I get back from university. I'll philosophize your ear off.

Yeah, we had some good chats in the past.
Are you on WPAPU tonight?

I guess.
School has taught me some nice philosophy. History FTW.

Tune in now. Im already there.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZachyDou on April 12, 2010, 06:46:05 PM
Oh HAI.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 12, 2010, 09:44:23 PM
Oh HAI.

WAAAAHHHH????
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on April 12, 2010, 09:52:22 PM
Oh HAI.

Oh HAI!!!!

OH HAI!!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZachyDou on April 14, 2010, 04:27:34 PM
Oh HAI.

WAAAAHHHH????

Uh... Yea. Giddy up.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on April 14, 2010, 04:50:27 PM
Oh HAI.

WAAAAHHHH????

Uh... Yea. Giddy up.
TALK.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 14, 2010, 05:04:58 PM
Oh HAI.

WAAAAHHHH????

Uh... Yea. Giddy up.
TALK.

Yeah, Zach. Tell us about this turn to non-loneliness.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZachyDou on April 18, 2010, 06:35:20 PM
I'm claiming victory over you if I win the legit way, btw.
Jacob's with me on this.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on April 18, 2010, 06:48:03 PM
HEY.


THAT DOES NOT COUNT AS TALKING.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZachyDou on April 18, 2010, 07:32:43 PM
WHOA.

I gots me a ladyfriend.
I've known her since 5th grade, so... Yeah.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Elsydeon on April 18, 2010, 08:01:37 PM
i hope to be joining this club in 2 weeks if things go well  :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on April 18, 2010, 08:10:16 PM
Today, my girlfriend and I made dinner. it was nice. MLIA.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: LTE on April 18, 2010, 08:27:27 PM
Tomorrow I'm taking her for a long walk on a renovated railroad track walking trail. It's quiet and beautiful, then a picnic by the lake there, and laying out on the grass. Later on, if its clear, stargazing with the telescope, if not, well.  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on April 18, 2010, 08:30:49 PM
Tomorrow I'm taking her for a long walk on a renovated railroad track walking trail.

(https://www.shoelace.org/pics/2007/05-03-07/Lincoln%20Rape.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on April 18, 2010, 08:38:09 PM
Tomorrow I'm taking her for a long walk on a renovated railroad track walking trail.

(https://www.shoelace.org/pics/2007/05-03-07/Lincoln%20Rape.jpg)

 :lol

Whos the lucky lady Nevin? ;)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 18, 2010, 09:54:30 PM
WHOA.

I gots me a ladyfriend.
I've known her since 5th grade, so... Yeah.

Very nice.
And, whats the "legit way"?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on April 18, 2010, 11:20:45 PM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs482.snc3/26367_386525588051_600648051_3994474_5420132_n.jpg)

Me and my girlfriend. :) We went into the photo studio yesterday to take some pictures of us togheter.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on April 18, 2010, 11:25:29 PM
God damnit Jukka, where's your bandana?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Quadrochosis on April 18, 2010, 11:28:47 PM
Recently met a girl while I was on a school trip in Paris.

Totally falling for her more and more everyday.

Just wanted to share it here, =)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on April 18, 2010, 11:32:18 PM
Recently met a girl while I was on a school trip in Paris.

Totally falling for her more and more everyday.

Just wanted to share it here, =)

She isn't french....is she?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Quadrochosis on April 18, 2010, 11:33:19 PM
Recently met a girl while I was on a school trip in Paris.

Totally falling for her more and more everyday.

Just wanted to share it here, =)

She isn't french....is she?

No, no, she was actually someone that I have known since my first day of college (Honor's Program) and the conclusion of the Honor's Program was a trip to Paris, where I got to know her much better, and led to where we are today.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on April 19, 2010, 09:49:05 AM
Well as long as she's not french.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: emindead on April 19, 2010, 10:56:02 AM
But she's Jew, right?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: robwebster on April 19, 2010, 11:15:38 AM
Good news, kids. I'm in a relationship, as of today.

(https://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/238x68/548x378/0/2441991897623978704.jpeg)

Lovely, isn't she? She asks a lot of questions, mind.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on April 19, 2010, 11:16:45 AM
You just have to love a girl who doesn't waste energy getting out of bed to microwave.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on April 19, 2010, 11:22:19 AM
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs482.snc3/26367_386525588051_600648051_3994474_5420132_n.jpg)

Me and my girlfriend. :) We went into the photo studio yesterday to take some pictures of us togheter.
You're really cute together.

And I realized I probably should be in this thread. I've been together with my boyfriend for more than two years now and we're still as in love as we were back then, if not more. He's the best.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZachyDou on April 19, 2010, 01:32:24 PM
WHOA.

I gots me a ladyfriend.
I've known her since 5th grade, so... Yeah.

Very nice.
And, whats the "legit way"?

I think you know.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on April 19, 2010, 02:41:10 PM
You're really cute together.

And I realized I probably should be in this thread. I've been together with my boyfriend for more than two years now and we're still as in love as we were back then, if not more. He's the best.
Thanks. Yeah, I feel the same thing with my girlfriend, and we've been togheter for 7 months and 22 days. It even feels too good to be true somtimes. She's amazing.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 19, 2010, 04:12:45 PM
WHOA.

I gots me a ladyfriend.
I've known her since 5th grade, so... Yeah.

Very nice.
And, whats the "legit way"?

I think you know.

Well, all I can assume is you mean having sex with someone who you are dating, in which case I dont consider that "winning". Sex is sex, whether or not you're dating someone.
Granted this isn't even a contest, so I dont get this "I win" thing.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZachyDou on April 19, 2010, 05:26:54 PM
Well thats just not at all what I mean. How vulgar of you.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 19, 2010, 05:59:34 PM
Well thats just not at all what I mean. How vulgar of you.

Than, please explain what you mean.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on April 19, 2010, 06:19:11 PM
yay I like this thread!

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs180.snc3/20777_457678780246_831975246_10948617_5876984_n.jpg)
My boyfriend and I on my birthday
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on April 20, 2010, 08:56:12 AM
You're really cute together.

And I realized I probably should be in this thread. I've been together with my boyfriend for more than two years now and we're still as in love as we were back then, if not more. He's the best.
Thanks. Yeah, I feel the same thing with my girlfriend, and we've been togheter for 7 months and 22 days. It even feels too good to be true somtimes. She's amazing.
You know what's ironic? Today, I was angry at him for the first time. I've felt hurt by him and we've had some fights but every time I've always felt like I still wanted to hug him until everything was all right again. Today, I was truly pissed off instead of just sad without any hard feelings against him.

This band thing is ruining pretty much everything. Fuck this.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on April 20, 2010, 09:43:22 AM
Hey, don't let it get to you like that. You WILL have fights, that is inevitable. But, if you guys made it this far togheter, there's no stopping you!

I've had a few small arguments with my girlfriend. And you know what? Those arguments made our relationsship even stronger. I love her even more because of our differences. That makes for a far more interesting relationsship.

Plus, the make-up sex is REALLY something! :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on April 20, 2010, 09:45:28 AM
Open communication is key, just discuss things and listen to each other. It can be the hardest thing to do, but necessary.

Although last night I probably hurt my boyfriend by trying to discuss my trust issues, I'm not sure he understands what previous relationships filled with lies and cheating can do to a girls head.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on April 20, 2010, 11:21:07 PM
So, yesterday after kempo training I made some cookies and then went to his place. I wanted to make sure he was all right; we discussed what happened, and when I told him that I was done with this discussion and that I'd forgiven him and was going to let it go unless he had something more to say, he just said "ok". He didn't seem okay at all. So I went to his place to check on him.

He was really happy that I came. Later that night I got a text saying "I was pretty pissed at you today, but now I just want to hug you. Thanks."

So, problem solved. We're awesome.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on April 21, 2010, 12:21:31 AM
No, COOKIES are awesome. :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on April 21, 2010, 08:58:32 AM
Hell yes they are. Cookies are the solution to every problem in the entire world.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on April 21, 2010, 09:51:16 PM
I went and read the first 5 or so pages of this thread.
Seriously, some of the funniest stuff on DTF.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Isolde on April 23, 2010, 07:37:44 PM
Closing in on two years and no real signs of things letting up anytime soon. We enjoy most of each other's music and can tolerate the rest; I don't scoff (out loud) when she plays All American Rejects and Avaril Lavigne, she lets me blare SYL and Killswitch and pretends to like it. We actually spend a decent amount of playing music together, her on piano (in fact, I've been slacking when it comes to actually practicing on my own lately), which is really fun and helps me work on my ear.

And ever since I introduced her to Kingdom Hearts and MMOs she's been pretty happy to play games with me. We'll typically do a mission in Guild Wars every few days and we've been slowly playing the KH games together. Fun shit.

I'm proud to say I'm that girl, because if I woudln't be that girl I'd be wishin' I was.

Just to share a picture of us:



(https://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss281/jlsteffy08/DSCN1706.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Zook on April 23, 2010, 08:43:50 PM
yay I like this thread!

(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs180.snc3/20777_457678780246_831975246_10948617_5876984_n.jpg)
My boyfriend and I on my birthday

You have some... Arnzt... on you.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Phantasmatron on April 23, 2010, 09:56:19 PM
You have some... Arnzt... on you.

:lol

Oh my God, you're totally right!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on April 23, 2010, 10:09:27 PM
huh?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: dedSurroun on April 23, 2010, 10:22:14 PM
I've got a couple of girlfriends, so maybe I should post in here....?

They cook, clean, and do laundry for me. They're awesome.  :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Volk9 on April 23, 2010, 11:33:42 PM
I guess I should be present here, since my partner has one of the highest post counts here :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on April 24, 2010, 11:08:38 AM
You have some... Arnzt... on you.

:lol

Oh my God, you're totally right!

hahaha oh man, I guess I can see it a bit
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on May 20, 2010, 07:12:16 PM
6 months today! Woot!

And on a similar topic, 6 months tomorrow since the 3rd time I saw Metallica. Woot!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on May 20, 2010, 07:19:01 PM
My girlfriend is coming down to NY to celebrate my (late) birthday with my family next weekend. So. excite. :caffeine:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on May 21, 2010, 03:52:17 AM
8 months tomorrow! And we have plans to see each other, and I SO am going to think of something exciting to do! We've already planned to meet at her place and just have a quiet evening togheter. I think she's forgotten it's our eight month anniversary actually, which is all good because it gives me the opportunity to surprise her! :D

The question is - what do I do? Buy her a gift? I'm thinking at least flowers. But what else? Hmm...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on May 21, 2010, 06:00:20 AM
Wow, I forgot about this thread.  We forgot to celebrate our 5 months on the 11th. :P

We won't be able to celebrate again until our 7th month at the earliest because we live in states almost half the country apart from each other. :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on May 21, 2010, 06:03:41 AM
Isn't celebrating your "monthiversary" kind of silly anyway? :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on May 21, 2010, 06:06:33 AM
Fair enough but she likes it. :P

Plus I think it makes sense to do it until you've hit your first year together, seeing as otherwise you have to wait an entire year.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 21, 2010, 06:08:29 AM
You could just punch her in the face.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 21, 2010, 06:13:51 AM
Impending new membership for me right here.  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on May 21, 2010, 06:19:16 AM
Wow, I forgot about this thread.  We forgot to celebrate our 5 months on the 11th. :P

We won't be able to celebrate again until our 7th month at the earliest because we live in states almost half the country apart from each other. :sadpanda:

Where does she live?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: skydivingninja on May 21, 2010, 06:21:13 AM
Impending new membership for me right here.  :laugh:

You know thats a horrible idea, right?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 21, 2010, 06:26:16 AM
 ???
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: skydivingninja on May 21, 2010, 06:30:25 AM
*points a recent giant drama machine between two certain members*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 21, 2010, 06:31:23 AM
I am lost, bro.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 21, 2010, 06:31:38 AM
Our relationship wasn't that bad, SDN.

*sings Ten Speed*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on May 21, 2010, 06:33:12 AM
Wow, I forgot about this thread.  We forgot to celebrate our 5 months on the 11th. :P

We won't be able to celebrate again until our 7th month at the earliest because we live in states almost half the country apart from each other. :sadpanda:

Where does she live?

Not revealing it on the internets. :P  Let's just say that for me to visit her by plane would take 2 hours and some $500.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on May 21, 2010, 06:43:42 AM
Isn't celebrating your "monthiversary" kind of silly anyway? :D
Depends on how you celebrate it... :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on May 21, 2010, 06:45:14 AM
Wow, I forgot about this thread.  We forgot to celebrate our 5 months on the 11th. :P

We won't be able to celebrate again until our 7th month at the earliest because we live in states almost half the country apart from each other. :sadpanda:

Where does she live?

Not revealing it on the internets. :P  Let's just say that for me to visit her by plane would take 2 hours and some $500.

A state would have been fine :P. I'm not looking for her exact address :lol. I just wanted to know in relation to you. No biggie though :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 21, 2010, 06:45:28 AM
Seriously, what drama between two members am I missing here?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on May 21, 2010, 06:47:04 AM
Just read various pages of the LHC thread.


It's intense
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 21, 2010, 06:49:08 AM
Lat and Shhh? But what does that have to do with me?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheVoxyn on May 21, 2010, 07:12:37 AM
You said membership incoming, some people read that as your girlfriend or whatever was registering for DTF.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 21, 2010, 07:15:55 AM
Oh, I see.

Yeah, that won't happen at all. Although it wasn't bad with GGG, it was a tiny flare and everything was pretty much fine. :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: skydivingninja on May 21, 2010, 10:03:24 AM
Our relationship wasn't that bad, SDN.

*sings Ten Speed*
TEN SPEED IF I MUST THEN I MUST

So I read over James' original post, and I missed the part where he meant impending new membership to THIS THREAD and not the forum  :facepalm: moment for SDN.

Actually, what am I doing in here at all anyway? *goes back to LHC to listen to Blackfield*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Isolde on May 23, 2010, 02:21:13 PM
5/25/10 will be two years for ehra and I! be sure to congratulate him  ;) :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on May 23, 2010, 02:22:34 PM
 :metal
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 23, 2010, 03:48:26 PM
Wait, you're ehra's girlfriend? :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on May 23, 2010, 03:49:08 PM
You're such a noob.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on May 23, 2010, 03:50:04 PM
Wait, you're ehra's girlfriend? :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ehra on May 23, 2010, 03:58:33 PM
Crazy shits.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheVoxyn on May 23, 2010, 05:19:20 PM
Didn't know that either.

Congrats.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 23, 2010, 07:34:24 PM
2nd date tomorrow, I have a late dinner and the beach at night planned out. I really like this girl.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: emindead on May 23, 2010, 08:08:09 PM
Wait, you're ehra's girlfriend? :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on May 23, 2010, 08:14:43 PM
You're such a noob.

This.  C'mon guys, even I knew that.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on May 23, 2010, 09:50:47 PM
Phone sex.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Isolde on May 24, 2010, 06:02:05 AM
Wait, you're ehra's girlfriend? :lol

Yeah, what?  :lol I mean, I know he has more friends here than me, but i figured he could be congratulated by his buddies  :tup

(why is this funny btw?)
       edit: ehra just told me its because you guys didn't know. that makes sense :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ehra on May 24, 2010, 06:04:59 AM
To be fair, posts like this are pretty ambiguous  :P

*snip*

I'm proud to say I'm that girl, because if I woudln't be that girl I'd be wishin' I was.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on May 24, 2010, 06:08:06 AM
I'm just a bit over a month with my most recent attempt to find love.  :hat

This attempt is going the best of any so far.  :biggrin:


Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 24, 2010, 10:29:37 AM
Hey, I can't read every single post on this board.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on May 25, 2010, 07:37:53 PM
I'm just a bit over a month with my most recent attempt to find love.  :hat

This attempt is going the best of any so far.  :biggrin:




Are you planning on meeting her at some point? (This was not meant to be bitter or sarcastic...yeah...)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on May 25, 2010, 07:39:19 PM
I'm just a bit over a month with my most recent attempt to find love.  :hat

This attempt is going the best of any so far.  :biggrin:




Are you planning on meeting her at some point? (This was not meant to be bitter or sarcastic...yeah...)
9 more days, I graduate June 2nd, I'll be in Michigan shortly after. I'll be at her graduation with her parents June 6th.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on May 25, 2010, 07:46:00 PM
In one weeks time, my wife and I will be together for 19 years. Our 16th anniversary will be in Oct.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on May 25, 2010, 07:46:15 PM
 DMOS: :D Tell me all about it then!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on May 25, 2010, 07:55:26 PM
DMOS: :D Tell me all about it then!
Will do :D I may make a pit stop to see you and Cole if it's on the way :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on May 25, 2010, 08:10:51 PM
In one weeks time, my wife and I will be together for 19 years. Our 16th anniversary will be in Oct.

Congrats, dude.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on May 25, 2010, 08:12:15 PM
In one weeks time, my wife and I will be together for 19 years. Our 16th anniversary will be in Oct.

:tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on June 03, 2010, 02:01:52 PM
In one weeks time, my wife and I will be together for 19 years. Our 16th anniversary will be in Oct.

Nice, thats a good run.
Now, its time to throw in the towel, and get a slew of 19-year-olds to join you on a yacht as you sail across the pacific ocean, throwing caviar into dolphin's mouths.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: kirbywelch92 on June 03, 2010, 09:40:45 PM
Congrats on your anniversary mang.

So I feel like I might be a member of this club now as I shared a first kiss with the girl I've been dating last night. On top of being giddier than a 10-year-old boy's discovery of internet pr0n, I can say that I feel more confident in this relationship than any other.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 04, 2010, 02:14:26 PM
On top of being giddier than a 10-year-old boy's discovery of internet pr0n

What a glorious day that was.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on June 04, 2010, 02:19:44 PM
On top of being giddier than a 10-year-old boy's discovery of internet pr0n

What a glorious day that was.

Appearently YOU didn't discover porn by walking in on your dad jacking off to it.


What a horrible day that was for me. Your dad didn't even know who I was.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 04, 2010, 02:20:53 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on June 04, 2010, 04:24:24 PM
 :rollin
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on June 06, 2010, 08:58:56 PM
:lol :lol
That was great.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Gadough on June 06, 2010, 10:38:16 PM
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on June 16, 2010, 05:49:37 PM
On top of being giddier than a 10-year-old boy's discovery of internet pr0n

What a glorious day that was.

Appearently YOU didn't discover porn by walking in on your dad jacking off to it.


What a horrible day that was for me. Your dad didn't even know who I was.

Win. Winwinwinwinwin.

I peeked back in here to check on the posts I've missed in my looooooooooong nap and found that. Wow.




That totally exceeded my expectations.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on June 16, 2010, 06:26:49 PM
My girlfriend is on a tour of europe. I miss her. Harry is helping me mold her into the sandwich-making-wench she should be.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 16, 2010, 07:27:26 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on June 16, 2010, 11:55:05 PM
My girlfriend is on a tour of europe. I miss her. Harry is helping me mold her into the sandwich-making-wench she should be.
We'll sort her out :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on June 17, 2010, 08:47:49 AM
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: cthrubuoy on June 17, 2010, 08:58:40 AM
That is super mega ultra win. I am jealous.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on June 17, 2010, 09:04:50 AM
Also jealous.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 17, 2010, 10:32:00 AM
Oh lawd
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on June 17, 2010, 10:33:18 AM
Also jealous.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on June 17, 2010, 02:46:19 PM
I'm an awesome girlfriend. :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on June 17, 2010, 02:47:13 PM
Pics or it didn't happen













:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on June 17, 2010, 04:46:06 PM
My girlfriend is on a tour of europe. I miss her. Harry is helping me mold her into the sandwich-making-wench she should be.
I understand this pain, mine is in China :(
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: emindead on June 17, 2010, 08:34:58 PM
Mine is in Colombia, and I'm here, near Jackie's house... I miss her, dammit!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 17, 2010, 09:57:25 PM
Pics or it didn't happen

Party van's on it's way lat.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on June 18, 2010, 12:45:08 AM
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright

I would have just been happy with the sandwich, but... this.... this brought new meaning to my life.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lateralus88 on June 18, 2010, 02:15:28 AM
Pics or it didn't happen

Party van's on it's way lat.
You think I'm fucking scared of your party van? I dated Hayley for 2 months for Christ's sake.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 18, 2010, 02:16:22 AM
 :lol Good point.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on June 18, 2010, 03:24:34 AM
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
I love you.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on June 18, 2010, 08:31:44 PM
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
I love you.

This
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on June 18, 2010, 10:51:02 PM
I get to see my gf tomorrow yay
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 18, 2010, 10:56:34 PM
Yeah well I get to see my hand TONIGHT
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on June 18, 2010, 10:59:14 PM
And I'm hoping if I play my cards right I'll get to see your hand tonight too :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Ultimetalhead on June 18, 2010, 10:59:50 PM
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
(https://forums.megadeth.com/images/smilies/drool.gif)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on June 23, 2010, 08:10:51 AM
Just dropping by to say that yesterday, me and my girlfriend celebrated our nine month anniversary.

kthxbai
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Zydar on June 23, 2010, 08:13:03 AM
:getoffmylawn:







Just kidding, congrats!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on June 23, 2010, 08:14:43 AM
Thänks. That's longer than all my previous relationsships combined. :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on June 23, 2010, 08:35:56 AM
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
I love you.
I know. :-*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on June 23, 2010, 08:40:08 AM
Baby, you can make me sandwiches ANY time you want. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on June 23, 2010, 08:42:39 AM
Trust me, as long as you keep my chocolate stock filled up I'll make them for you all the time. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on June 23, 2010, 08:43:41 AM
Nine months and one day, eh...




:eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on June 23, 2010, 08:53:12 AM
 :angry:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on June 23, 2010, 08:57:31 AM
AW DAMMIT

LYNXO HIDE IN THE CLOSET!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on June 23, 2010, 09:02:15 AM
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS


HE SMELLS OF HARD LIQUOR






OH MY GOD HE'S A SWEDE, ISN'T HE
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on June 23, 2010, 09:03:50 AM
... um, yeah, and so is Daniel Gildenlöw.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on June 23, 2010, 09:05:09 AM
*foursome*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on June 23, 2010, 09:11:33 AM
AW FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on June 23, 2010, 09:19:00 AM
 :metal
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: robwebster on June 24, 2010, 02:16:48 AM
Thänks. That's longer than all my previous relationsships combined. :lol
It's also the length of time a baby spends in the womb.

Is there something you need to tell us?  :angry:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on June 24, 2010, 02:22:53 AM
...IS THAT WHY I'VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT LATELY?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on June 24, 2010, 10:12:24 AM
Speaking of sandwiches, once I made my boyfriend breakfast without clothes, just so he could brag about his woman cooking for him naked.

He probably thinks that would be embarrassing to tell anybody though. :yeahright
(https://forums.megadeth.com/images/smilies/drool.gif)
...IS THAT WHY I'VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT LATELY?

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

:lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on June 24, 2010, 10:28:39 AM
Despite my inability to participate in it, I approve of this thread.

And Sigz, my hand was talking to your hand and it said that you're an unenthusiastic lover unless it can persuade your other hand to play a disgruntled and aggressive swan at the same time.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on June 25, 2010, 12:10:14 PM
The last few days, my boyfriend have cooked me a delicious dinner, made me chocolate chip cookies and bought me a pint of Ben&Jerry's ice cream. He spoils me completely when I'm sick. I love it that he shows his affection so much.

Also, his entire family are gone for the weekend, and he showed me where they keep the spare key for their house so I can get in and play his drums. :caffeine:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 25, 2010, 12:16:32 PM
And Sigz, my hand was talking to your hand and it said that you're an unenthusiastic lover unless it can persuade your other hand to play a disgruntled and aggressive swan at the same time.

Well I'm going to have to have a talk with my hand about what details of our life it's OK to talk about.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2010, 12:21:25 PM
Just dropping by to say that yesterday, me and my girlfriend celebrated our nine month anniversary.

Just dropping by to say that by definition there is no such thing. :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on June 25, 2010, 12:22:40 PM
You're a cold and heartless man, Nicolas Andreas.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on June 25, 2010, 12:23:05 PM
I'll be picking up my girlfriend from the airport tomorrow :D

Hopefully she'll be ready to make me sandwiches. I don't want to hear any bullshit excuses about jet lag. If she's really committed she will suck it up :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on June 25, 2010, 12:23:38 PM
If she doesn't, give me a call and I'll be on the next plane to America to help sort her out.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 25, 2010, 12:24:30 PM
You're a cold and heartless man, Nicolas Andreas.

Cold and heartless? Maybe.

Man? The jury's still out on that one.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on June 25, 2010, 12:25:39 PM
I did have "(well, you're close enough)" after "man" but it I felt it ruined the flow of the sentence.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on June 25, 2010, 12:37:27 PM
Thanks, man. You're a good friend.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on June 25, 2010, 12:37:47 PM
No problem :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2010, 01:31:21 PM
You're a cold and heartless man, Nicolas Andreas.

Incorrect spelling aside I just get annoyed whenever Amanda tries to turn everyday into an anniversary. :lol

Dear, it's our 2 year 5 month 2 week and 4 anniversary!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on June 25, 2010, 01:33:28 PM
And you aren't ecstatic at that fact that she has graced your life for said period of time?

You ungrateful bastard.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on June 25, 2010, 01:39:40 PM
YOU TELL HIM
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on June 25, 2010, 02:03:04 PM
:dammitamanda:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on June 25, 2010, 02:13:20 PM
You're a cold and heartless man, Nicolas Andreas.

Incorrect spelling aside I just get annoyed whenever Amanda tries to turn everyday into an anniversary. :lol

Dear, it's our 2 year 5 month 2 week and 4 anniversary!!!

That wears off in time and then it's, "I've put up with you for THAT long"?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on June 26, 2010, 06:56:49 AM
Well, I for one actually enjoy celebrating those things. But then again, that might be because I'm not that tired of my girlfriend just yet.

Incorrect spelling aside for a language that isn't my first, of course.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on June 26, 2010, 07:06:25 AM
We'll be going on our first ever private vacation, just the two of us, in around 3 weeks. We're pretty excited to be seeing one another again.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on June 26, 2010, 07:30:06 AM
We'll be going on our first ever private vacation, just the two of us, in around 3 weeks. We're pretty excited to be seeing one another again.

I wish I had the time/money to do that more often.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on June 26, 2010, 08:03:05 AM
It's a one-time opportunity actually. Her mom feels bad that we've hardly been able to spend time together this summer, let alone spend time alone. So we're getting this one chance when I fly in 3 weeks from now to go on a private weekend together.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: emindead on June 26, 2010, 08:31:34 AM
Also, his entire family are gone for the weekend, and he showed me where they keep the spare key for their house so I can get in and play his drums. :caffeine:
Oh, so that's how you call it?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: GodsGraciousGift on August 02, 2010, 08:56:31 AM
hey yall!! IM ENGAGED!!!! ill be married in december.. im soo happpy!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Rina on August 02, 2010, 09:11:47 AM
hey yall!! IM ENGAGED!!!! ill be married in december.. im soo happpy!!!

Congrats!!!!  :D   That's awesome!!!!  :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 02, 2010, 09:18:10 AM
hey yall!! IM ENGAGED!!!! ill be married in december.. im soo happpy!!!

Oh congratulations!  :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: GodsGraciousGift on August 02, 2010, 09:27:27 AM
im soo happy. :)
and in january we move to Georga. :) were going to go to a private bible college there. mikey for mass media. and me for therapy/psycology/art therapy for children. :) its gonna b amazing.. might even study missions. which involves learning tons of languages,. :) im soo excited!! 

annnd wedding planning is a bitch!! lol sooo many rules!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 02, 2010, 09:30:43 AM
Oh that sounds exciting! I hope it all goes well for you  :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Rina on August 02, 2010, 09:32:46 AM
Awww, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. Like that time I ate that puppy...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 02, 2010, 09:33:41 AM
 :|
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on August 02, 2010, 09:34:36 AM
Cephalopods love eating puppies.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 02, 2010, 09:36:05 AM
Where did the whole Rina = cephalopod thing come from? I think I missed it  :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on August 02, 2010, 09:39:18 AM
Awww, I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now. Like that time I ate that puppy...

Goddammit.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: GodsGraciousGift on August 02, 2010, 10:05:25 AM
hahaha
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 02, 2010, 10:13:54 AM
Wait, do you still work with me? Not that I'll be working there much anymore...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on August 02, 2010, 10:21:55 AM
I and my boyfriend just celebrated our 2,5-year anniversary. I love him.

I love it that he isn't jealous. That I can look at other boys and girls and even comment on that they're hot while he's around. He trusts me and knows I won't let him down, and respects that I need a bit of freedom in that matter.

On the subject of jealousy:
As I have said, the two of us plus another couple were in Copenhagen this weekend. The other guy asked if there was any genetic difference that affected appearance between the Swedes and the Danes. I said there might be, but if so it's so small it's not noticeable. As an example I brought up myself, and said that even that I'm half Slavic and have a few Slavic features everyone I meet just assume I'm 100% Swedish. He didn't believe me about having Slavic features since he never noticed any, and asked me to name one. I said I have high cheekbones, which is typically Slavic. He inspected them, then turned to his girlfriend (who is Swedish only) and inspected hers. Then he turned back to me and said "You're right, you do have high cheekbones." His girlfriend heard this and angrily said "Well, thank you then. Really."
I really can't see why that would be mean of him. He simply stated I really have high cheekbones, compared to her who doesn't have that feature in her genetics. But that was apparently enough to make her pissed. I know she has a lot of self esteem issues, and so I kind of see why she reacted that way, but still, it's a bit too much. I'm really happy my boyfriend isn't like that.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: GodsGraciousGift on August 02, 2010, 05:34:15 PM
Wait, do you still work with me? Not that I'll be working there much anymore...

yes. i just have been off because of a family wedding out of state
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 03, 2010, 05:09:53 PM
Congrats on the anniversary LN, sounds like you've got a good thing going there  :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 03, 2010, 10:35:37 PM
Wait, do you still work with me? Not that I'll be working there much anymore...

yes. i just have been off because of a family wedding out of state
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1448.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: GodsGraciousGift on August 04, 2010, 07:46:44 PM
Wait, do you still work with me? Not that I'll be working there much anymore...

yes. i just have been off because of a family wedding out of state
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1448.jpg)

why did u quote my picture?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 04, 2010, 08:37:26 PM
:splodetard:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on August 05, 2010, 05:15:48 AM
Congrats on the anniversary LN, sounds like you've got a good thing going there  :D
Thanks. I really do, this guy is amazing. Mostly. :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 10:41:24 AM
Man, Harry is so awesome. I wish I could be as cool as him.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on August 05, 2010, 12:21:57 PM
GODDAMMIT HARRY
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on August 05, 2010, 12:36:33 PM
Ten month's and counting here. By far, the longest relationsship I've ever had. :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 12:53:08 PM
GODDAMMIT HARRY
What ???
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 03:42:44 PM
Man, Harry is so awesome. I wish I could be as cool as him.

Harry, you are the biggest n00b I've ever met.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on August 05, 2010, 03:43:38 PM
Harry, I think your girlfriend's schizophrenic.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on August 05, 2010, 03:44:01 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 03:44:44 PM
Arg he's making me look like a crazy person now!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on August 05, 2010, 03:53:42 PM
Harry, I think your girlfriend's schizophrenic.
She is.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 03:54:31 PM
Harry, I think your girlfriend's schizophrenic.
She is.

DammitHarry!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on August 05, 2010, 04:07:33 PM
Hey don't hate on Harry.  I think Harry is a cool guy.  Eh kills aliens and dosen't afraid of anything.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on August 05, 2010, 04:09:23 PM
I just feel bad that his girlfriend is so crazy. 
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 04:09:37 PM
Shurrup you!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on August 05, 2010, 04:10:53 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on August 05, 2010, 04:16:43 PM
Geez. Looks like she's losing the ability to spell, too!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on August 05, 2010, 04:17:41 PM
She runs over seagulls multiple times to make sure they're dead, you know?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 05, 2010, 04:18:18 PM
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: BRGM on August 05, 2010, 04:24:51 PM
Hahahaha!  :rollin
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on August 06, 2010, 04:56:54 PM
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on August 06, 2010, 04:59:49 PM
You know what the worst part is? They had named the seagull Sigz before.

So not only does my scottish, avian alter ego die, but then Silver Tears runs him over for the ultimate insult :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheVoxyn on August 06, 2010, 05:28:59 PM
 :|
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 08, 2010, 05:23:08 PM
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: LTE on August 08, 2010, 09:10:57 PM
Love is such a powerful emotion.
 :smiley:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on August 09, 2010, 12:36:45 AM
In one way or another, yes.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on August 09, 2010, 05:27:25 PM
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(

I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke...
...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 09, 2010, 09:45:51 PM
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(

I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke...
...

I guess you could use a woman driver joke to....

....

bump the thread.

Yeah.......
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on August 10, 2010, 01:20:28 AM
Only a weak "Yeah" from Roger Daltrey this time...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 10, 2010, 04:50:15 AM
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(

I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke...
...

Oh give me a break, I'm just learning how to drive  :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on August 10, 2010, 05:02:05 AM
... over seagulls.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 10, 2010, 05:02:46 AM
 :yeahright
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on August 10, 2010, 05:03:14 AM
I just couldn't pass up on that. ;)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on August 10, 2010, 05:03:34 AM
BA-DUM-DUM CHHH
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on August 10, 2010, 05:03:59 AM
... over seagulls.
Nice :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on August 10, 2010, 05:04:23 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on August 10, 2010, 05:48:52 AM
IT WAS ALREADY DEAD  :censored
Waaait. Why did you run over it multiple times if it was already dead? That makes less sense than running over it several times to make sure it's dead.

I call psycho on this one. I was going to take your side before I read this, but now I'm afraid I can't. :\

Urg they're such LIARS! Don't listen to anything they tell you. What happened was I was out driving with my mum for practice and there was a dead seagull on the road. I had just turned and there was oncoming traffic so I panicked a little bit and swerved and drove over the seagull's body. BUT IT WAS ALREADY DEAD AND I ONLY DROVE OVER IT ONCE BY ACCIDENT.

I just hope it wasn't actually Sigz the Seagull that I ran over. Or Sammy Seagull  :(

I am going to refrain from a woman driver joke...
...

Oh give me a break, I'm just learning how to drive  :P

So am I. I've avoided killing animals thus far.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on August 10, 2010, 05:50:07 AM
 :lol

Okay guys. I have to admit it, I was lying. The seagull (as far as I know) was indeed dead before she ran it over.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on August 10, 2010, 05:51:07 AM
 :lol

No need to change my post about it, though. :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on August 10, 2010, 02:08:52 PM
Oh give me a break, I'm just learning how to drive  :P

So am I. I've avoided killing animals thus far.

Yeah, so have I.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on August 10, 2010, 02:56:47 PM
Oh give me a break, I'm just learning how to drive  :P

So am I. I've avoided killing animals thus far.

Yeah, so have I.

You certainly added insult to injury (or in this case, death) for that poor bird.
Unless it shat on you earlier that day, and you planted a tracking device on it, waited for it to land on the street, and then hunt it down and mercilessly flatten it. To which I say: what the hell? It's a bird. Let it go.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Zook on August 10, 2010, 03:47:39 PM
It's all fake.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on August 21, 2010, 05:52:13 PM
Randomly coming in to say that Beth and I have been going for 4 months six days and that she finally got a webcam which has made long distance a lot easier :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on August 21, 2010, 06:43:56 PM
Randomly coming in to rub it into all of you lonely fuckers that Beth and I have been going for 4 months six days and that she finally got a webcam which has made long distance a lot easier :)
How I read it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on August 21, 2010, 07:27:40 PM
DMOS, your life will improve when you stop keeping track of your relationship to the day :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on August 21, 2010, 07:29:04 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on August 21, 2010, 07:38:14 PM
DMOS, your life will improve when you stop keeping track of your relationship to the day :P
or, i just remember the day i asked her out, and don't fail at math.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on August 21, 2010, 08:20:27 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on November 12, 2010, 10:05:04 PM
RISE!!!

So guys, with it being past midnight in the only time zone that matters, I can officially say I have been with Sarah for a year. Now, I know that you shouldn't keep track of months and shit, but I do beleve a year is a nice milestone to admire. And yes, I know there are the fogies who have been with their spouses for decades, give me a break, I'm 15, what do you want from me. :P

So, as I reflect on the year past, and in my general haste to get this on these boards, I can culminate the entire last 365 days with...

It has been one hell of an experience, and an amazing, fun, and pleasurable one at that. :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on November 12, 2010, 10:18:52 PM
I was going to offer a suggestion all too common on these forums...


But I don't think numbers should ever put it in anyone's pooper.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on November 12, 2010, 10:24:38 PM
I was going to offer a suggestion all too common on these forums...


But I don't think numbers should ever put it in anyone's pooper.

Oh god...Cole you weren't thinking about it, were you?



WERE YOU?





:dangerwillrobinson:


But seriously, back to you. Thanks for being my n00b. It's been amazing.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on November 12, 2010, 10:25:42 PM
No, I was most certainly not thinking about it, and no problem. :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on November 13, 2010, 01:32:14 AM
Highly topical:

(https://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20081010.gif)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on November 13, 2010, 01:44:19 AM
Oh God :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Scrub206 on November 13, 2010, 02:16:14 AM
Highly topical:

(https://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20081010.gif)

psh my girl asked me that.. and i told her i was thinking of butt-fuckin' she responded with "maybe sometime"

8D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on November 13, 2010, 03:02:23 AM
Maybe I should write it in this thread too:

I and my boyfriend got nominated to "couple of the year" at my school. WE MUST BE SO CUTE
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on November 13, 2010, 03:15:58 AM
Awww!

Highly topical:

(https://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20081010.gif)


YES.




Am I the only one who wants to ask about numbers' and Sarah's sex life?





Probably.

Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on November 13, 2010, 03:30:44 AM
I always want to ask about people's sex lives.

And when they say "Oh yeah, how about YOU tell ME about yours?!" I happily tell them details they probably don't want to hear.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Perpetual Change on November 13, 2010, 03:35:14 AM
Sex life thread? That sounds a little rambunctious for DTF hehe  :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on November 13, 2010, 03:46:59 AM
:eyebrows:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on November 13, 2010, 08:00:32 AM
 :|
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on November 13, 2010, 08:06:26 AM
Maybe I should write it in this thread too:

I and my boyfriend got nominated to "couple of the year" at my school. WE MUST BE SO CUTE

D'awww  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on November 14, 2010, 12:22:34 AM
Funny coincidence actually, because even though my one year with my gf isn't till Dec. 11, she took me out Friday night, because it'd been one year since we met.  I know that sounds pretty silly, but given the circumstances I'd say it was worth celebrating. :)

Actually on that note, new topic: how did all the NLH's here meet their significant others?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on November 14, 2010, 02:31:18 AM
Congrats!
My four year anniversary with Tony just passed in October. I still can't believe it.


Actually on that note, new topic: how did all the NLH's here meet their significant others?

Undergrad. He was the adorable weird guy with sorta long hair (my weakness) and purty eyes who sat on the porch of the music building in a sportcoat while smoking a pipe. My friend Jess and I used to talk about him, not really knowing him (we had some mutual friends through the music department) but both thinking he was very cute and obviously unique. I was still with my ex at the time but things had been on their way out for a long time. When we finally broke up, I didn't really waste any time because I was very attracted to him and just thought "Hey, why not just have a fun fling?" (had a very unsatisfying sexual relationship with my ex, or lack of one, so I was kinda going crazy but not interested in another relationship so soon)... so, even though I had quit smoking like a year before, I made the excuse to talk to him by asking him for cigarettes and one thing lead to another (including awkward viewings of Harold & Kumar and Magnolia). Drama ensued, since it got more serious than anticipated (I kinda freaked... and so did my ex and all of our mutual friends, oy), but things eventually died down and I took it for what it was: an awesome relationship with an awesome person... and that was four years ago. And in six months I will be Mrs. Mikael Ċkerfeldt  :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Perpetual Change on November 14, 2010, 03:35:04 AM
and that was four years ago. And in six months I will be Mrs. Mikael Ċkerfeldt  :D

LOL

I love telling this story, so I'm going to tell it:

When I was a junior in highschool, I worked at Taco Bell. Since I sucked at putting the food together, they'd always throw me in the very, very back, where I'd basically spend the night cutting up boxes, boiling the "fried" beans, cutting up stuff in the freezer, and doing dishes.

That summer, I basically had no social life. The previous summer, I'd played in a band, but since then my family had decided I needed to get a job. I was working almost full time, and the lack of a car and dependence on parents for rides to and from work pretty much meant that I could only work after 4 pm. By default, I got shafted with a really bizarre 4-12 pm schedule. I'd go to work, then come home, shower, read or play some games, go to bed, wake up at like noon, and then have precious few hours again to do things that I wanted to do.

My only friends were other people I worked with. This included a gay kid who was also lousy enough to get thrown in the back and some of his friends who would come in during break. One day, my mom had to drop me off early so I hung out with the gay kid and a couple of his friends. Among his friends was a very cool, unique looking girl. I started talking with her and found out that she was a really big Nightwish fan. She also was really into fantasy literature and stuff. Basically, both were things I was obsessed with at the time. The only problem was she was just coming off a 2 year relationship with her ex (who, by the way, was also there at the time).

We started talking on the phone and online and stuff, and started hanging out a little bit. A big issue, I remember, was that her and her ex were still kinda being physical with one-another, even though he had already cheated on her and broke up with her. It was not a good situation at all, and it seemed to me like she was letting herself into an almost-abusive situation.

Anyway, after like 2 weeks of her juggling between me and her ex, she decided to cut ties with her ex "once and for all." We started going out, and all the sudden half of all of her old friends turned against her and starting spreading some nasty rumors about me. Lots of drama occurred. I'll say even the first 6 months of my relationship were very weird, because she went to school with her ex and I went to a different school, and every once in awhile something would happen between them (nothing physical, but, for example, he would try and talk to her about things or try and get us to all hang out together). Not only that, but, in the beginning, she'd always just talk about things her and her ex used to do together. It was SO annoying. Every other sentence out of her mouth would be something like "Me and _______ used to go here" or "Me and ________ saw that before." I hated that, and almost ended things after the first couple of months, but no in retrospect I just chalk it up to immaturity on her part.

But after than, she REALLY cut him out of her life. I forget why. I think he came onto her really strong after a class, or asked her to get back together, or something that just crossed the line and made her realize she had to make a choice. Things got exponentially better after that.

Anyway, it's been over 5 years now. I feel like it's been even longer-- in a good way. We started dating when she was 15-16 and I was 17-18. Now she's 21 and I'm 23. I really feel like I've grown into an adult (kinda) with the person I'm with, and I'm glad to have able to watch her grow and change over the years too. I know some couples grow apart, but, for some reason, we've always been able to realize when that's happened and figure out ways to coil things back around toward each other in the end. So far, we've been through lovely a couple of phases: 1.) the "infatuation mixed with drama" phases, the 2.) "giddy highschool relationship" phase 3.) the difficult "one of us is in college and one of us is still in high school“ phase 3.) the "we've sure grown far apart while one of us was in college in one of us is still in highschool" phase, the 4.) the "we're both in college, live in the same apartment, and having an awesome time playing house" phase and now 5.) the "one of us is on the other side of the world for the next 21 months" phase.

It's been a trip so far, but it's been a really great and fulfilling one. I don't know what's next. Probably the 6.) "joyous reunion" phase 7.) "realization of adulthood crises" and 8.) probable marriage.

Phew.... I could keep going on. But I'll stop now. I think I'm being a bit obnoxious.  :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on November 14, 2010, 04:51:10 AM
And in six months I will be Mrs. Mikael Ċkerfeldt  :D

WAIT WHAT YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on November 14, 2010, 05:00:58 AM
I met my significant other when I saw she was being beaten by a couple of pimps so, me being the manliest of all men, went and saved her using my brute strength. I took her to the hospital where I waited at her side for 2 weeks until she recovered.

The rest, as they say, is history.

:neverusethis:

Also:

And in six months I will be Mrs. Mikael Ċkerfeldt  :D

WAIT WHAT YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on November 14, 2010, 05:35:00 AM
My boyfriend was in my parallel class (do you express it that way?). So I knew who he was for a long time before we actually started talking, which happened because my friends started spending time with his friends.

The first time we talked was when I was on my way to the classroom. I met him halfway holding a bloody piece of paper to his chin. It turns out he passed out when watching his teacher dissect a pair of deer lungs, fell off his chair and hit his chin on another chair on the way down. That's not manly at all. :D Anyway, the conversation went mostly like "ouch, what happened?" and he explained it shortly before we parted. It wasn't special at the time, but now it's a pretty good "how we met"-story.

He still has the scar from the accident. It's a very sexy scar.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on November 14, 2010, 06:34:15 AM
My story is really not that interesting, but here it goes:

I had just broken up with my ex. Or rather, she broke up with me after only two weeks, because she was still in love with her ex and she wanted to pursue that.

However, it only took a couple of weeks before I met this girl on a swedish community. (Helgon.se, for any swedes here.) We just hit it off right away. However, she thought of me as a friend only for a great while. I made sure she didn't. ;) I made quite big moves on her, having found myself a new confidence so often severaly lacking in my life otherwise. She was shocked but eventually realized she had similar feelings to me. I invited her to my apartment to watch movies and sleep over. We did, we had sex and then we were a couple, still going strong after over a year. My longest relationsship of my life. :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on November 14, 2010, 09:50:26 AM
Same class since 7th grade, started talking to her in the 8th, became really good friends from the 8th to 9th and in the 9th we started to "date"

It is a hell of a lot more complicated but that is the basicness of it all.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: skydivingninja on November 14, 2010, 09:53:39 AM
And in six months I will be Mrs. Mikael Ċkerfeldt  :D

WAIT WHAT YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

CONGRATULATIONS JACKIE!

Now I must excuse myself from this thread and start to cry.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on November 14, 2010, 11:29:05 AM
 :lol you guys. I thought you would get the joke if I said Mikael. Not getting married... although my two-year-old nephew calls him Uncle Tony for some reason. I'm kind of on the fence about marriage in general. I can see myself with him for a looong time, but not sure if I'd want to go about doing it that way. Maybe. I definitely hope we can move in together when I'm done with grad school, but his parents are insane Catholics and won't let us sleep in the same room at his house. I was like "Just tell them we're getting married so we can live together" but I don't think he would.

Anyway, more stories y'all! PC, sounds sort of like our situation when my ex found out I was dating someone else. All of our mutual friends started hating me and talking all kinds of shit. It took a long time for that wound to heal. They even stopped talking to my friend Erin because she spoke to Tony in the cafeteria one day  :\
Needless to say, I am still friendly with those people but do not hang out with them anymore. I don't have hard feelings about what happened, but I know now they are not the kind of people you get close to. Too insecure, too immature, too drawn to drama.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Gorille85 on November 14, 2010, 12:17:16 PM
I met my significant other when I saw she was being beaten by a couple of pimps so, me being the manliest of all men, went and saved her using my brute strength. I took her to the hospital where I waited at her side for 2 weeks until she recovered.

The rest, as they say, is history.

:neverusethis:
:lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on November 14, 2010, 12:21:45 PM
I told Tahlia that I posted that and she just called me a n00b :(












:lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Zydar on November 14, 2010, 12:22:31 PM
What a shocker :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ehra on November 14, 2010, 12:29:28 PM
Actually on that note, new topic: how did all the NLH's here meet their significant others?

She was in a fair number of my classes throughout high school, never talked to her much though since she was always reading a book. Some time senior year I was scheduled to go play pool with a friend and her boyfriend and I figured I might as well bring someone with as well. None of my other friends felt like coming, so I decided to just ask someone I barely know and see what happened. Inviting "that cute girl who's really into Harry Potter" seemed as good an idea as any, so I asked her and she, of course, had something else planned that night.

But I guess just asking impressed her a bit, because she came over to my friends' table at prom (a few weeks after the pool thin, I think) and we hit it off there.


As a side topic, WHAT IS "AND THE REST IS HISTORY" SUPPOSED TO MEAN? PRESUMABLY YOUR WHOLE STORY TOOK PLACE BEFORE "THE REST," SO IT'S ALL HISTORY. THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE SAYINGS THAT I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAFFWEOIWHFAHF
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on December 13, 2010, 03:19:33 AM
So, me and Tahlia/Silver Tears have been going out for 6 months now :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 13, 2010, 04:07:30 AM
Congrats man! :tup

This past Saturday I celebrated my one-year with my girlfriend.  Unfortunately we both got food poisoning at dinner so she was throwing up that night and I was throwing up all of yesterday.  On the plus side, she took me to see the Blue Man Group, and then we hung out at her house with her family.  I really love her family, going to visit them is like having a home away from home.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on December 13, 2010, 04:12:28 AM
You always have to one-up me, don't you? >_>

Seriously though, congrats! Sucks about the food poisoning though. That's never nice.

Dude, she took you to see the Blue Man Group? Marry her right now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on December 13, 2010, 04:14:49 AM
Congrats to both of you!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 13, 2010, 04:32:24 AM
You always have to one-up me, don't you? >_>

Truth be told, I meant to post here yesterday, but I decided to wait until someone posted here again so I wouldn't have to search for it. :P

What did you guys end up doing?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on December 13, 2010, 04:36:05 AM
Well, considering she lives in Edinburgh and I live in Aberdeen AND she has an exam tomorrow...nothing :P

I'll be seeing her on Saturday when she comes back to Aberdeen for Christmas though :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Gorille85 on December 30, 2010, 03:32:50 PM
Hey guys! It's finally official :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on December 30, 2010, 05:28:04 PM
new non-lonely heart checking in :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Implode on December 30, 2010, 05:31:35 PM
I've never seen this thread. I haven't been lonely in 3 years.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 30, 2010, 06:15:53 PM
new non-lonely heart checking in :D

That's great, man!  See, what did I tell you?  Sooner or later, every dog has his day.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on December 30, 2010, 07:32:24 PM
Well, it's not like this was a life or death thing for me, but I'm glad it happened. I really like her
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on January 14, 2011, 09:39:14 PM
Hey guys, I haven't been in a relationship in a long time but if I remember correctly, the secret to a healthy relationship is besting your partner in a series of physical and mental challenges.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on January 14, 2011, 09:41:23 PM
Hey guys, I haven't been in a relationship in a long time but if I remember correctly, the secret to a healthy relationship is besting your partner in a series of physical and mental challenges.


I hear kicking them in the shin is also a universal sign of affection.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on January 14, 2011, 09:46:10 PM
I was thinking more of a Double Dare type thing.


Wait......relationships are EXACTLY like Double Dare!

Because sometimes you have to go shoulder deep to get the flag, and usually Marc Summers is in the room.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on January 14, 2011, 10:12:35 PM
I was thinking more of a Double Dare type thing.


Wait......relationships are EXACTLY like Double Dare!

Because sometimes you have to go shoulder deep to get the flag, and usually Marc Summers is in the room.

Well maybe for americans, for middle easterners such as myself, relationships are more like Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on January 14, 2011, 10:38:15 PM
So I'm guessing you run out of time before you're able to complete the golden monkey, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on January 14, 2011, 10:39:11 PM
So I'm guessing you run out of time before you're able to complete the golden monkey, if you know what I mean.

I always complete the golden monkey. Except once, but I was having a bad day.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on January 14, 2011, 11:23:56 PM
 :laugh:

I was thinking more of a Double Dare type thing.


Wait......relationships are EXACTLY like Double Dare!

Because sometimes you have to go shoulder deep to get the flag, and usually Marc Summers is in the room.

 :lol :heart













He never leaves, even when you squirt him  :sadpanda:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: sonatafanica on January 14, 2011, 11:26:46 PM
He never leaves, even when you squirt him  :sadpanda:

D:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheOutlawXanadu on February 19, 2011, 09:44:10 AM
Alright ladies. Help needed.

About a week ago my girlfriend dropped the bomb on me that one day she is going to go blind. Guaranteed. 100%. They don't even have a time table for it, except that "She should make it to 40".

For some reason, I can't stop thinking about this. I'm always thinking about hypotheticals. What if this relationship gets serious? What if we end up together? What if she goes blind when she is like 40, which for both of us probably won't even be halfway through our lives?

What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm 20, we have only been dating for a month, and this whole eye problem is wrecking me right now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on February 19, 2011, 09:46:24 AM
Darn TOX, that's hard.  :(

My best piece of advice is to be with her and give her the support she expects from her boyfriend. Time will tell if things are gonna work out between you two, but such a tough burden should not be carried alone by anyone.

And remember I'll always be here for you.  :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: jsem on February 19, 2011, 09:46:36 AM
Alright ladies. Help needed.

About a week ago my girlfriend dropped the bomb on me that one day she is going to go blind. Guaranteed. 100%. They don't even have a time table for it, except that "She should make it to 40".

For some reason, I can't stop thinking about this. I'm always thinking about hypotheticals. What if this relationship gets serious? What if we end up together? What if she goes blind when she is like 40, which for both of us probably won't even be halfway through our lives?

What the fuck is wrong with me? I'm 20, we have only been dating for a month, and this whole eye problem is wrecking me right now.
Crap. No laser surgery or anything? Nothing can be done to save her sight?

Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on February 19, 2011, 09:59:19 AM
That shouldn't bother you.

It's 20 years away and if you're still together by that point, I would imagine that you would love her enough not to care.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on February 19, 2011, 10:23:16 AM
And imagine all the new sciences we'll have in 20 years. They might have found a solution to her problem by then.

Don't sweat it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on February 19, 2011, 10:35:02 AM
I wouldn't be concerned in the least.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Gorille85 on February 19, 2011, 10:46:49 AM
Yeah, it's hard sometimes but you have to live the moment.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on February 22, 2011, 09:13:22 PM
Day zero  ;D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on February 24, 2011, 05:44:37 AM
1 year and 5 month anniversary the day before yesterday. :metal

No, we didn't celebrate it. :lol We just happened to had plans to go see a movie (Tangled - it was AWESOME! The horse was one of the funniest things I've seen! :lol ) and it was a mere coincedence to happen on that day.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Kura on February 24, 2011, 09:45:50 AM
That shouldn't bother you.

It's 20 years away and if you're still together by that point, I would imagine that you would love her enough not to care.

I agree with this 100%
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on February 25, 2011, 06:37:00 AM
soooooooooooo




Hey.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on February 25, 2011, 01:21:02 PM
JOOOOE! :heart :heart :heart

... yeah...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on February 27, 2011, 10:58:29 AM
What do boys want on anniversaries? 2 years coming up.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on February 27, 2011, 12:05:35 PM
sex?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on February 27, 2011, 12:09:01 PM
A picture of the Pope wearing a funny hat. Here you go:

(https://illumarazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/does-the-pope-wear-a-funny-hat.jpg?w=450&h=303)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on February 27, 2011, 01:38:51 PM
This is what I got for our 3 year anniversary. It's probably the best thing that's ever happened to me.

(https://www.geekalerts.com/u/super-mario-brothers-candy.jpg)

(no, not drugs, just candy.)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: jsem on February 27, 2011, 01:40:28 PM
 :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: tri.ad on February 27, 2011, 01:58:09 PM
That's cool. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Adami on February 27, 2011, 01:59:00 PM
This is what I got for our 3 year anniversary. It's probably the best thing that's ever happened to me.

(https://www.geekalerts.com/u/super-mario-brothers-candy.jpg)

(no, not drugs, just candy.)

Hehe that's adorable. I remember getting my ex the different mushroom ones like that.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on February 27, 2011, 07:35:17 PM
Ha thats pretty cool! I guess I should start combing thinkgeek, he loves that site.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheOutlawXanadu on March 27, 2011, 04:10:57 PM
Anyone here ever had one of those super honest talks with a significant other where you answer any questions each other might have had and you address any problems you might have, and after you know it's made your relationship stronger, but then the next couple of times you talk the conversation is a little different? Like you're still recovering from the emotional storm, and the puppy love is going to take a second to emerge again?

That's where I'm at right now. And it's weird.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on March 27, 2011, 04:27:55 PM
Ditto. Cole and I are still talking shit out...it's getting weird lately. But breaking up is one of the last things on my mind.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Lynxo on March 28, 2011, 02:18:30 AM
It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday and I bought her tickets to a festival called MetalTown, featuring System of a Down among other things. :D

We also went out friday to celebrate and had a blast! It was Kiss night at a club in central town, so they only showed Kiss on the big TV screens and played nothing but 80ths metal and the occassional really obscure Kiss track, like Mr Speed. :metal Cozmo and Blob would have loved it!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on April 15, 2011, 08:37:57 AM
*sigh* My girlfriend and I can never agree on movies to go see together.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on April 15, 2011, 08:42:54 AM
*sigh* My girlfriend and I can never agree on movies to go see together.

Over time you'll win that battle.  I've brainwashed my wife and now she loves Sci Fi, westerns and sports.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Rina on April 15, 2011, 09:13:35 AM
*sigh* My girlfriend and I can never agree on movies to go see together.


AND HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?














:neverusethis:


For srs though, I'm not into romantic comedies and Volk and I surprisingly like similar movies.  :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on April 15, 2011, 09:14:10 AM
*sigh* My girlfriend and I can never agree on movies to go see together.


AND HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?














:neverusethis:


For srs though, I'm not into romantic comedies and Volk and I surprisingly like similar movies.  :lol

Romantic comedies and Disney movies.  I like mythological/historical films and sci-fi.

She won't even watch freaking Blues Brothers.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: jsem on April 15, 2011, 12:00:18 PM
Lol. Blues Brothers is epic.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 15, 2011, 12:07:07 PM
It was my girlfriend's birthday yesterday and I bought her tickets to a festival called MetalTown, featuring System of a Down among other things. :D

We also went out friday to celebrate and had a blast! It was Kiss night at a club in central town, so they only showed Kiss on the big TV screens and played nothing but 80ths metal and the occassional really obscure Kiss track, like Mr Speed. :metal Cozmo and Blob would have loved it!

Just seeing this and you're right.  We would have loved it.  T'would have been epic.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on April 15, 2011, 12:17:53 PM
Lol. Blues Brothers is epic.

Indeed it is.  I wish she thought so too.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on April 16, 2011, 11:23:30 AM
Show her A Clockwork Orange. Chicks dig it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on April 16, 2011, 11:46:42 AM
Dude, she got scared of Date Night, that recent Steve Carrell movie.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on April 16, 2011, 11:47:21 AM
Like I said, A Clockwork Orange. It is a universally loved chick flick.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on April 16, 2011, 11:48:48 AM
*sigh* My girlfriend and I can never agree on movies to go see together.

Over time you'll win that battle.  I've brainwashed my wife and now she loves Sci Fi, westerns and sports.
Not buying it king, I think it is you that enjoys soaps, talk shows, and Steel Magnolias. :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2011, 11:50:34 AM
Just got finished helping the wifey plant the free blackberry bushed we got from a friend.  What you do sometimes for love.  It's her passion and I'm  glad to help to keep the smile on her face even though I'm not into it.  Though I benefit from the fruits of her labor. (Pun intended).

lonestar.  We just watched The new Harry Potter and watched the Wrath of Khan this morning.  Ha!!

PS.  She does love that crap but not around me! :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on April 16, 2011, 11:51:21 AM
I hate soap operas, so much

I don't belong in this thread, but I needed to get that out there. Everytime my mom has one on the TV I go to instant rage mode. IT'S JUST SO HORRIBLE
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on April 16, 2011, 11:52:50 AM
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!



(just having fun dude  :biggrin:)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on April 16, 2011, 11:53:49 AM
KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!



(just having fun dude  :biggrin:)

Don't I know it. :lol  If we can't laugh at each other and the things we do for love, who can?!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lonestar on April 16, 2011, 11:59:54 AM
Your such a sap, mad props to you. :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on April 16, 2011, 06:43:41 PM
Some more unfortunate news: every time I go to her parents' house, I get physically ill.  Why?  Because they have a knack for developing and sharing anxiety.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheOutlawXanadu on April 26, 2011, 05:23:38 PM
Just finished telling her about something that makes me appear very vulnerable. Still feel very uncomfortable whenever I do that. Takes a lot of getting used to! :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on April 26, 2011, 11:02:12 PM
I'm pretty much fully in this club at this point. :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: setrataeso on July 01, 2011, 10:33:29 PM
I'm not in this club, but is there any way for us to extract the first 5 pages of this thread and archive it? Some seriously hilarious shit. Good times... :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on July 02, 2011, 01:01:12 AM
Let's not. After looking at my posts from over a year ago, I'd rather they did not get archived.

Anyways, been in here for over a year and a half. Cool shit. Sarah has gone off to camp so that sucks, but whatevs. I'll deal.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on July 02, 2011, 07:33:59 AM
I, on the other hand, will be seeing my girlfriend in about an hour and a half. :laugh:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: alirocker08 on July 02, 2011, 07:42:59 AM
My boyfriend is coming over tomorrow, tired and very hungover...

So I have to tidy my room for him >.>
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on July 02, 2011, 07:46:40 AM
Soon, I'll have belonged to this club for 3,5 years.

That's seriously some scary shit. It doesn't feel like that long at all!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: JayOctavarium on July 03, 2011, 03:40:50 AM
(this thread is depressing....)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on July 03, 2011, 04:29:50 AM
16 1/2 years married. Over 20 years together.  Yea.  I'm in this club.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on July 03, 2011, 05:12:01 AM
(this thread is depressing....)

Quoi?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on July 03, 2011, 06:30:25 AM
That's seriously some scary shit. It doesn't feel like that long at all!

...


...








Nah, too easy.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on July 03, 2011, 10:45:12 PM
I applaud your restraint :clap:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2011, 08:10:23 AM
Looks like I'll hopefully be setting up shop here for awhile. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on September 23, 2011, 08:28:01 AM
That's awesome dude. :tup What's she like?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 23, 2011, 10:44:55 AM
It is my girlfrang's birthday in 2 weeks. what do
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on September 23, 2011, 10:46:21 AM
Pooper.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2011, 12:14:44 PM
That's awesome dude. :tup What's she like?

She is a teacher, currently certified in music and special education, teaching the latter at the moment. She is studying to get certified for science and social studies as well. She's a huge Flyers/hockey fan, and in general she's a great personality type for me. We've only had two dates, but we've texted a novel (which is amazing for me since I generally don't text), and after date #2 we basically compared schedules and planned a bunch of things in October and decided we'd call each other occasionally (that was my request), and so the foundation of a relationship is definitely looking pretty strong.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on September 23, 2011, 12:55:19 PM
It is my girlfrang's birthday in 2 weeks. what do

give her your virginity




LOL
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 23, 2011, 07:22:20 PM
Well it looks like the woman might end up meeting many of my friends tomorrow. And I am quite excited about this.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dr. DTVT on September 23, 2011, 07:30:30 PM
Get your ass in this club Nick, its a lot less whiny  :laugh:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on September 23, 2011, 07:36:00 PM
I applaud your restraint :clap:

Thanks.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on September 23, 2011, 11:25:16 PM
Woooo Nick!

Joe, how long have you two been together?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 23, 2011, 11:56:15 PM
Just about 7 months
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on September 24, 2011, 05:35:59 AM
Hey Nick, that's great to here!


I'm happily still here! Going strong for over nine months now!  :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: snapple on September 24, 2011, 07:19:07 AM
Happily engaged for over a year and a half. Been with Courtney For nearly 5 years. Looking forward to getting married on May 26th.

One thing has been happening a lot lately. I have been hit on, girls given me their numbers and shit like crazy lately. No, they're not all 10's. Half are barely 2's. I don't know what I am doing to e all of this attention. It hasnt been causing any relationship tension, except for one girl. Her name is Christy and she's a solid 9/10. I think Courtney is a 21/10, for those curious. I met the girl like 4 years ago and she's a total sweetheart. We arent like best friends, or super close. But we talk often and it's fine. Until last week she dropped the bombshell that se has had a crush on me ever since we met. I guess I'm retrospect I shouldn't have been surprised.

I told Courtney, she understood but would rather I didn't talk to Christy as much as I do. I agree with her, but I just feel bad for Christy. She just turned 18 a couple months ago, and I'm 21. She knows Courtney and it's like, ugh. I don't have any feelings for Christy that she has for me, but she's a friend. I feel like I shouldn't talk to her at all.

What do?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on September 24, 2011, 07:25:48 AM
I have it so good the the wife is coming with me to a beer festival today. She loves beer like I do. I've got it made.


In a month we will be married for 17 years.  How time flies.  (PT approved)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on September 25, 2011, 03:02:35 AM
 :D :D

Just about 7 months

Hmm. Get her something you can both use, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2011, 07:01:21 AM
The girlfriend meeting all my friends last night was a smashing success. She had a lot of fun, and I managed to get drunk without making an ass of myself. It really went as well as I could have hoped. And that goes for my grad party and her integrating in with everyone. Signs are very good!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 25, 2011, 07:16:57 AM
wow, that was quick!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2011, 10:11:39 AM
That's what she is keen of saying.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on September 25, 2011, 01:28:26 PM
:neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2011, 02:04:38 PM
:neverusethis:

:dammitnick:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 25, 2011, 02:44:55 PM
lol.

I ordered her a life-size cardboard cutout of John F. Kennedy :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MasterShakezula on September 25, 2011, 02:48:53 PM
JFK?

anti, you must realize, it's all about Teddy Roosevelt. 
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 25, 2011, 02:50:00 PM
She loves him, don't ask me why.

edit: but yes, I agree, Teddy Roosevelt was a consummate bad ass. Anyone who gets shot before a planned speech and gives the speech anyway is a winner in my book.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2011, 04:06:00 PM
If someone got me a cardboard cutout of one of my favorite presidents I would love that present. :lol

So it randomly happened that my girlfriend and her mother were attending an event today that was 3 blocks from my apartment. Since she had never been here until last night we didn't plan this in advance, but I ended up eating with and meeting her mother today and that also seemed to go quite well. I'd say things are definitely happening somewhat fast, but in a way in which we are both very comfortable and happy with, and at this point I can honestly say I can't believe how smoothly things have progressed and worked out.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2011, 04:07:01 PM
Also, I intentionally left my mother out of the loop on things, just so when I updated my facebook relationship status she'd find out this way. She called me today exactly as I expected she would and I had tons of fun with that call. :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on September 25, 2011, 04:13:20 PM
 :lol

Oh Nick.

Where are the pics?!

lol.

I ordered her a life-size cardboard cutout of John F. Kennedy :lol

:clap:

Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 25, 2011, 04:21:54 PM
There are pics that are needed, but it's currently not of the two of us.

Last night we're about to cut the cake, so I go to the kitchen for a knife. When I get back my one friend has my huge sword off the wall and tells me I have to cut it with that. I accept this challenge, but before I can do it everyone and their brother has to get their camera out. So I'm waiting for 2 minutes and am finally able to do it. As a random aside it was the easiest cake cutting ever. Straight and clean cuts easily.

Anyway for the 10 cameras that were brought out no one has posted a damned pic to facebook yet.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on September 25, 2011, 09:32:06 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 07:52:04 PM
So she has met my friends and I have met her mother. It seems now Thursday she will end up meeting my mother and sister, and Saturday I will meet most of her close friends. :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on September 26, 2011, 08:48:29 PM
and after that shall be the wedding by the sounds of things
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 09:09:26 PM
All this has made me really happy in a very short time, but not insane.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 26, 2011, 09:50:08 PM
and after that shall be the wedding by the sounds of things
Seriously :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 09:57:44 PM
I understand how this all seems, but trust me when I say it's insane how natural this all feels and how well it's all gone down. And I have no reason to think it'll stop any time soon. Thursday and Saturday shall be most excellent. :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 26, 2011, 10:08:39 PM
Hey man as long as you're happy! How old is she?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 10:11:43 PM
She is 27.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on September 26, 2011, 10:12:40 PM
How old are you Nick?

I hope he's 25, I always love calling women marginally older than their partners cougars.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 26, 2011, 10:13:08 PM
I am 25. :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: zxlkho on September 26, 2011, 10:22:26 PM
:rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on September 27, 2011, 12:17:31 AM
Fuckin' cougar.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MasterShakezula on September 27, 2011, 12:29:49 AM
2 years age difference?

Fuck that I regularily fantasize bout being with someone at least 4-5 years older
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on September 27, 2011, 05:44:32 AM
So his birthday is in October.

I wanted to get him a Nintendo 3D, but he wants Mario Kart 3D, which doesn't come out until after his birthday. My Mom said to get him the Nintendo 3D, then preorder the game, and cut a picture of it out and give it to him.

For Christmas I was planning on getting him Star Wars bed sheets. On a side note, do you guys know how hard it is to find Queen sized Star Wars bed sheets? Actually not very, since Pottery Barn Kids has it.

I'm wondering if I should switch these presents around, or if they both suck. I know he wants the Nintendo 3D, I know he wants the bed sheets. Do I fail at presents? So friggen complicated.

Oh and for Christmas, with whatever I get him, he is also getting a scarf that I knitted for him.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on September 27, 2011, 07:30:35 AM
I'm 11 months older than my boyfriend... such a cradle robber I know.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Hyperplex on September 27, 2011, 07:33:51 AM
I'm 9 months older than my wife, almost to the day.

My problem right now is there are so many things I want to get her for her birthday in a few months that I don't know what to actually get.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on September 27, 2011, 07:46:28 AM
My girl (my girl, my giiirl) is only 9 days older than me, but I tease her about being a cradle robber all the time. :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2011, 03:20:56 PM
I totally missed that I was with a cougar, thank god you guys pointed this out to me!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: XianL on September 27, 2011, 03:22:04 PM
No problem brah o/
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 27, 2011, 03:58:10 PM
*\o
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheOutlawXanadu on September 28, 2011, 04:08:36 PM
Alright guys. I graduate from college in the spring. Do I wait a year for my girlfriend to graduate or go straight to grad school? Help a brother out.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on September 28, 2011, 04:15:25 PM
Go straight to grad school. No doubt.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nigerius Rex on September 28, 2011, 06:24:27 PM
Hey guys, having some problems and emotions and hoping someone can give me some solid advice. Also, nsfw.

I'm in the twenty something club with a job and a car and although I live at home, I have goals for the future and am mostly independent. She is two years younger with a job and no car. We were in a relationship for a little over 3 months. She broke up with me four days ago.

Before I begin with my diatribe about her and her family, I want to mention my feelings for this woman, and how I handled the game. I've only been with two other women in significantly longer relationships in the past (I have never liked the party scene or hit it and quit it), and met this girl at my fathers church. She is petite and attractive. In the getting to know her phase preceding our relationship, I noticed we shared a great deal of commonalities about life, attitude, relationships, and many specific topics which communicated to me that she was one to hang on to which I didn't get from other women. We had our little honeymoon phase of lovey dovey bs and when it ended, I took my game very seriously. Everything I did or said after that point was dictated by its value to my idea of keeping her attracted. Whenever I sensed the slightest hint of common reactions to neediness and over-availability, I dropped off the face of the earth and ignored her until she initiated contact. after these times (two in total) she always acted extremely flirtatious and happy to see me and even went so far as to ask me if I missed her. I believed I was doing everything right up until the day of the breakup which means I missed some major red flags. I also tried to keep the sex as interesting as possible by not slipping into a pattern of her getting me off and me ignoring her, trying new techniques, and buying sex toys all of which seemed to have positive results. I treated her like a princess as best I could without jeopardizing attraction.

A little background on her. She comes from a family I would consider broken. Her mother is mid 40s without a husband and has my girlfriend, her 22 year old sister, a child from another relationship who is two, and a female autistic child from an earlier other relationship who is 13 all living in their apartment together. My ex has some pretty strong insecurities due to a lack of any male insight and father figure, and an abusive relationship where she was raped, and several other relationships with people I would categorize as scumbags. Her older sister is overweight, has terrible insecurities about it, and similar problems because of the lack of a father figure, as well as incredible jealousy about our relationship which her and I have discussed at length numerous times. The mother is overwhelmed and has terrible control issues and what I am pretty sure is bipolarity. As a family they have been on numerous state aid services which I believe has fostered a stagnant "do nothing" mentality. Until she met me, she had no job and was entirely dependent on her mom for everything which her mom fully took advantage of by demanding she babysit numerous times during the week and take care of any menial task she could think of. I helped her get a job at Mcdonalds and soon after she started paying for her own cell phone bill to separate herself as much as possible from her mothers control. Her eventual plan was to save money and move out.

But the day comes and she texts me the early morning Sunday at about 3am saying "we need to have a serious talk about our relationship". So she comes to the church, I pull her out back to be alone and ask her to tell me whats on her mind. She says shes not happy with the way I treat/ed her mom, shes not happy the way I talk about her sister while shes around, and she mentioned another time that I believe was me really sticking to my boundaries and not copping to her moms demands. She said those things made her angry and that she thinks we would be better off calling the relationship off and to just be friends. I was hurt, rejected, offended, angry, nervous, resentful and a handful of other emotions in that moment but I tried so very hard to keep a straight face, said ok, and that her friendship was very important to me, smiled and turned around and walked away.

Here's what I believe contributed to her making the decision to break it off:

- She thought about the times I had given her advice and my opinions on her situation and resented me for it, however lightly. On reflection I realized that instead of being supportive, listening, and setting my own boundaries, more often than not I concentrated on pushing her and sometimes aggressively suggesting she make immediate changes.
- Although she constantly bad mouthed both her mom and sister when she was with me, the fact that I took part in it, and at times I was pretty bad, made her really angry. Whenever she voiced concerns of me being out of line though, I was quick to take her aside and tell her she was right and that I was wrong to speak about her family that way.   
- Their mother was out of town and she was babysitting her 13 year old autistic sister which was likely the source of a great deal of stress.
- Her sister is truly terrible jealous of us and was saying anything and everything to stir up negative emotions in her about me and our relationship which confused her and stressed her out even more.
- I was in no contact mode because the days preceding I felt like I was too available and needed to back off. To me, this means it hadn't been long enough for her to want to be around me before the thoughts of resent and breakup were brought up by her situation or her sister.
- She was sleep deprived due to stress hence the 3am message.
- I know her cycle, and she is pmsing.

Here's what interaction I have had since the breakup:

- My ex contacted me before I left the church after the breakup and wanted the belongings she was keeping in my car. I gave them to her while being as polite as possible. She also text me later that day and also wanted the sex toys. I told her the ones she bought or helped me buy for her were hers for the taking, but the ones I bought are mine to keep. She was suppose to pick these items up on Monday or Tuesday, but hasn't contacted me or come by to get them.
- Monday afternoon I left individual messages to her mom and sister's cell phones. To the mom I said I knew I had been disrespectful at points but that everything I did was out of inexperience to the situation and that I never truly disliked or did not respect her as a hardworking mother. She responded with this hugely long text message about how she felt the same way and loved me and my family and that she liked how good of a boyfriend I was to her daughter and who knows what the future may hold for our relationship. To the sister I said I was sorry for any behavior she thought was me being rude to her directly, and that I never intended to devalue our friendship or her well being. She is ignoring me or hasn't responded yet.
- She text me last night and said she also needed to give me back a spare car key she had been using.

Other than that, I have not spoken to her or her family since Monday.

I want to reconcile, and I feel the best course of action is no contact because on Monday and Tuesday I felt terrible things, and although today I feel much better, the idea of moving on and leaving this woman behind scares me and sounds like a big mistake.

On the topic of reconciliation, I have some problems. One problem I have is that I see her every week for about an hour and a half during church. The other problem is with the belongings she wants. Should I be the first to give them to her? Should I respond to her texts about these things to set up a drop off or pick up or hand off at church? Should I keep no contact and then be my normal light but cocky self at church when I see her?

I appreciate any tips and thank you for reading my feelings.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Perpetual Change on September 28, 2011, 07:28:22 PM
Alright guys. I graduate from college in the spring. Do I wait a year for my girlfriend to graduate or go straight to grad school? Help a brother out.

Go mang. Your relationship should survive the year or so you have to be apart, and you'll be much stronger for it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on September 28, 2011, 07:31:36 PM
The wife is a year and 4 months older than I.  She's robbing the cradle I tell ya!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheOutlawXanadu on September 28, 2011, 07:49:58 PM
Alright guys. I graduate from college in the spring. Do I wait a year for my girlfriend to graduate or go straight to grad school? Help a brother out.

Go mang. Your relationship should survive the year or so you have to be apart, and you'll be much stronger for it.

The year apart doesn't worry me. What worries me is if she doesn't get into any grad schools near me, and that year turns into four.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on September 28, 2011, 07:53:01 PM
Dude, I'm going to be brutally honest. This is my personal opinion, so you can take it with a grain of salt.

Your education is all you have to, dude. It is all you can control that will most likely get you where you want to go. Your education is more important than any one chick; than a thousand chicks. Learn your shit, bro.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MasterShakezula on September 28, 2011, 07:59:49 PM
Dude, I'm going to be brutally honest. This is my personal opinion, so you can take it with a grain of salt.

Your education is all you have to, dude. It is all you can control that will most likely get you where you want to go. Your education is more important than any one chick; than a thousand chicks. Learn your shit, bro.

I agree with you wholeheartedly, Cole. 
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: axeman90210 on September 28, 2011, 09:01:01 PM
My current partner and I were born on the same day. True story.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 28, 2011, 09:09:45 PM
Alright guys. I graduate from college in the spring. Do I wait a year for my girlfriend to graduate or go straight to grad school? Help a brother out.

Go mang. Your relationship should survive the year or so you have to be apart, and you'll be much stronger for it.

The year apart doesn't worry me. What worries me is if she doesn't get into any grad schools near me, and that year turns into four.
I feel like scenarios like this breed resentment among couples. If you don't go now, what will you do?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: ZBomber on September 28, 2011, 09:14:27 PM
Absolutely. If the relationship is strong enough, it will survive any distance issues that come up. But you gotta think of yourself in situations like this. If you are ready for grad school now, then definitely do it.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 28, 2011, 09:15:47 PM
How long have you guys been together, TOX?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 28, 2011, 09:24:01 PM
Quote from: Nigerius Rex
I want to reconcile, and I feel the best course of action is no contact because on Monday and Tuesday I felt terrible things, and although today I feel much better, the idea of moving on and leaving this woman behind scares me and sounds like a big mistake.

On the topic of reconciliation, I have some problems. One problem I have is that I see her every week for about an hour and a half during church. The other problem is with the belongings she wants. Should I be the first to give them to her? Should I respond to her texts about these things to set up a drop off or pick up or hand off at church? Should I keep no contact and then be my normal light but cocky self at church when I see her?

If you really think your girlfriend was just being short-sighted, I think you should try to have another talk and try to work things out. Otherwise, I'd just bring her stuff back to her, avoid as much contact as possible, and move on. Don't just ignore her though -- tell her you don't think it's good to be talking while you have lingering feelings. And don't feel like a jerk about it either; she's the one who broke up with you.

Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on September 29, 2011, 12:46:47 AM
My current partner and I were born on the same day. True story.

:clap:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Perpetual Change on September 29, 2011, 02:44:41 AM
The year apart doesn't worry me. What worries me is if she doesn't get into any grad schools near me, and that year turns into four.

Yeah, well... I guess that's when you have to make a decision.

I'm on the second year apart of what is supposedly to only be two but could wind up being more, so I guess I shouldn't assume what's been OK for me will be OK for everyone.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheOutlawXanadu on September 29, 2011, 07:23:58 AM
Absolutely. If the relationship is strong enough, it will survive any distance issues that come up. But you gotta think of yourself in situations like this. If you are ready for grad school now, then definitely do it.

This is where I disagree with you guys: It's doesn't matter how strong a relationships is - four years is an absolute killer. It's not a guaranteed killer, but it's definitely tough.

The biggest problem with taking a year off is that there's literally nothing I could do with my undergraduate degree. Nothing. I would probably have to go work at a restaurant or something.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 29, 2011, 07:35:22 AM
Absolutely. If the relationship is strong enough, it will survive any distance issues that come up. But you gotta think of yourself in situations like this. If you are ready for grad school now, then definitely do it.

This is where I disagree with you guys: It's doesn't matter how strong a relationships is - four years is an absolute killer. It's not a guaranteed killer, but it's definitely tough.
I agree.

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The biggest problem with taking a year off is that there's literally nothing I could do with my undergraduate degree. Nothing. I would probably have to go work at a restaurant or something.
Go to grad school in the fall.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheOutlawXanadu on September 29, 2011, 10:26:03 AM
Yea. It's looking like I'm going to have to do that. Now I just need one more letter of recommendation... XD
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nigerius Rex on September 29, 2011, 05:41:47 PM
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If you really think your girlfriend was just being short-sighted, I think you should try to have another talk and try to work things out. Otherwise, I'd just bring her stuff back to her, avoid as much contact as possible, and move on. Don't just ignore her though -- tell her you don't think it's good to be talking while you have lingering feelings. And don't feel like a jerk about it either; she's the one who broke up with you.

I appreciate the response.

I think I have calmed down a bit. There are still some lingering thoughts here and there about our relationship and a few pipe dreams of a grand reconciliation, but I usually squash them pretty quickly and dont let them change my attitude. As the days come and go I feel like I will be ok if I meet someone else. I responded to her message she sent two days ago about the key this morning and said I was working a lot this week and after a few days of relaxing, I would get back to her. 

One thing changed though. I got home from work today and saw on FB that she bought a new radiator for her long defunct car which is a huge step into where I had been pushing her because she had relied on me or her mom for transportation everywhere and that gave her mom a huge deal of control. So I shot her a message and told her I just got off work, saw her post, and was extremely proud that she was able to commit to something like that. I got a generic thanks in response, but I wasn't really hoping for that to be the catalyst that reignites any lingering passion.

Does telling her something like that sound needy? During our relationship I always tried to encourage her to set goals and accomplish them precisely like she did today and after reading it, I genuinely felt a little pride and respect.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 07:57:07 PM
God damn. I am so seriously happy right now it's hard to contain. I can't believe how absolutely great everything about this relationship has been so far.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Perpetual Change on September 29, 2011, 07:59:45 PM
This is where I disagree with you guys: It's doesn't matter how strong a relationships is - four years is an absolute killer. It's not a guaranteed killer, but it's definitely tough.

Depends how many years you've got going into it. But yeah, I, for the most part, agree. But who's saying anything about 4 years? I thought we were talking one. One year is nothing, honestly.


God damn. I am so seriously happy right now it's hard to contain. I can't believe how absolutely great everything about this relationship has been so far.
Yet you don't even know where she stands on the Portnoy drama.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 29, 2011, 08:04:53 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 29, 2011, 09:40:37 PM
Quote
If you really think your girlfriend was just being short-sighted, I think you should try to have another talk and try to work things out. Otherwise, I'd just bring her stuff back to her, avoid as much contact as possible, and move on. Don't just ignore her though -- tell her you don't think it's good to be talking while you have lingering feelings. And don't feel like a jerk about it either; she's the one who broke up with you.

I appreciate the response.

I think I have calmed down a bit. There are still some lingering thoughts here and there about our relationship and a few pipe dreams of a grand reconciliation, but I usually squash them pretty quickly and dont let them change my attitude. As the days come and go I feel like I will be ok if I meet someone else. I responded to her message she sent two days ago about the key this morning and said I was working a lot this week and after a few days of relaxing, I would get back to her. 

One thing changed though. I got home from work today and saw on FB that she bought a new radiator for her long defunct car which is a huge step into where I had been pushing her because she had relied on me or her mom for transportation everywhere and that gave her mom a huge deal of control. So I shot her a message and told her I just got off work, saw her post, and was extremely proud that she was able to commit to something like that. I got a generic thanks in response, but I wasn't really hoping for that to be the catalyst that reignites any lingering passion.

Does telling her something like that sound needy? During our relationship I always tried to encourage her to set goals and accomplish them precisely like she did today and after reading it, I genuinely felt a little pride and respect.

It will only sound needy if you keep doing it. Block her and her families' updates on Facebook from your News Feed if you think you'll feel urged to comment.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on September 29, 2011, 11:31:28 PM
This is where I disagree with you guys: It's doesn't matter how strong a relationships is - four years is an absolute killer. It's not a guaranteed killer, but it's definitely tough.

Depends how many years you've got going into it. But yeah, I, for the most part, agree. But who's saying anything about 4 years? I thought we were talking one. One year is nothing, honestly.


God damn. I am so seriously happy right now it's hard to contain. I can't believe how absolutely great everything about this relationship has been so far.
Yet you don't even know where she stands on the Portnoy drama.
:lol


As for the whole long-distance thing and how many years, it obviously depends... however, I have spent the last 2+ years in a long-distance relationship and have to say it wasn't too hard when we were both busy in school and had an end in sight... however, I sort of fell in love with the city I moved to for school and now I have no idea what the future of our relationship is going to be. So you never really know what is going to happen in the time you're apart, and four years is a damn long time.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on September 30, 2011, 05:30:54 AM
As for the whole long-distance thing and how many years, it obviously depends... however, I have spent the last 2+ years in a long-distance relationship and have to say it wasn't too hard when we were both busy in school and had an end in sight... however, I sort of fell in love with the city I moved to for school and now I have no idea what the future of our relationship is going to be. So you never really know what is going to happen in the time you're apart, and four years is a damn long time.

Far away from home you might just meet the count of Tuscany.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nigerius Rex on September 30, 2011, 04:03:04 PM
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It will only sound needy if you keep doing it. Block her and her families' updates on Facebook from your News Feed if you think you'll feel urged to comment.

I think I am doing well then because the only communication with her have been the messages about the key and radiator yesterday, and my apologies to her mom and sister on Monday. I am going to try my best to play it cool and be happy on Sunday when I see her with her family at church, and then wait out two or three more weeks before initiating any contact.


Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on September 30, 2011, 07:49:17 PM
That sounds like a great plan.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on September 30, 2011, 08:57:49 PM
Let me make myself at home
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on September 30, 2011, 09:04:25 PM
dick
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on September 30, 2011, 09:13:24 PM
die in a fire cole
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on September 30, 2011, 09:23:16 PM
That's antisemitic.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on September 30, 2011, 09:25:21 PM
it's not because i said it
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MasterShakezula on September 30, 2011, 09:28:57 PM
It's not antisemitic; it's homophobic. 
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: 73109 on September 30, 2011, 09:30:00 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on September 30, 2011, 11:33:49 PM
 :lol

As for the whole long-distance thing and how many years, it obviously depends... however, I have spent the last 2+ years in a long-distance relationship and have to say it wasn't too hard when we were both busy in school and had an end in sight... however, I sort of fell in love with the city I moved to for school and now I have no idea what the future of our relationship is going to be. So you never really know what is going to happen in the time you're apart, and four years is a damn long time.

Far away from home you might just meet the count of Tuscany.
:|
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 02, 2011, 09:29:33 AM
LET ME INTRODUCE
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 04, 2011, 07:49:55 AM
Here's the run-down on Thursday.

Girlfriend and I are meeting at my place as early as we can both make it happen, and I plan on making pasta with Alfredo sauce for dinner. Thanks to my recent grad party I cleaned out and actually have a dining room again so I plan on making that as nice as possible. Then we'll have some free time in which I will start teaching her economics. Basically she never had it in high school or college and is taking a test to become certified to teach social studies, so I'm going to do my best to help her learn it, and thankfully I was always really good with economics, and if I had continued on for my bachelors in accounting I may have even minored in it. And then the Flyers kick off their season and being the mega Flyers fans we are we shall cuddle up on the couch and watch that, which should be special for both of us.

The short of it is... IS IT FUCKING THURSDAY YET?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TheOutlawXanadu on October 04, 2011, 06:33:16 PM
This is where I disagree with you guys: It's doesn't matter how strong a relationships is - four years is an absolute killer. It's not a guaranteed killer, but it's definitely tough.

Depends how many years you've got going into it. But yeah, I, for the most part, agree. But who's saying anything about 4 years? I thought we were talking one. One year is nothing, honestly.


God damn. I am so seriously happy right now it's hard to contain. I can't believe how absolutely great everything about this relationship has been so far.
Yet you don't even know where she stands on the Portnoy drama.
:lol


As for the whole long-distance thing and how many years, it obviously depends... however, I have spent the last 2+ years in a long-distance relationship and have to say it wasn't too hard when we were both busy in school and had an end in sight... however, I sort of fell in love with the city I moved to for school and now I have no idea what the future of our relationship is going to be. So you never really know what is going to happen in the time you're apart, and four years is a damn long time.


Here is our situation a little more in-depth. Basically, she graduates a year after me, but also wants to go to graduate school. So if I go to graduate school now, it's a guaranteed year apart. Then, if she applies to graduate school and doesn't get into a school near me, then that's another two years apart, for a three year total.

I'm really afraid of that happening. If our relationship ends because of fucking graduate school I'll be wrecked.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on October 04, 2011, 06:48:07 PM
Well, grad school itself won't end your relationship but grad school can take your lives in different directions. As much as that would suck, it's a risk you take if you feel that strongly about going. We all make decisions for different reasons. I made the decision to go away to grad school knowing what could happen and I don't regret it because it was a move I needed to make for my career/life... it just sucks for our relationship now. But I think if things are meant to work out between us they will, and the same goes for you. You just never know what will happen.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 05, 2011, 01:14:40 PM
School never took me away from my ex, but I have to say that having a relationship after college has thus far seemed SO much easier than during college. I'm not constantly worried about deadlines and papers and aside from work I can now easily make my girlfriend my focus. I mean maybe it's just that I've met an amazing woman, but I can't imagine things going quite as smoothly as they have if I was still in college.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on October 05, 2011, 11:02:53 PM
Tbh undergrad never got in the way of my relationships. Tony made that shit a lot more fun and bearable, actually  :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 06, 2011, 08:36:47 AM
Thursday is finally here, thank god.

Can't wait to see the girlfriend tonight. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2011, 06:09:19 AM
Okay, so Thursday went amazingly. I found out she is planning on getting me like the greatest Christmas present in the history of ever, and so I have to start thinking now about what to get her, but I don't have any clues. The game is afoot.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on October 07, 2011, 08:32:12 AM
Well it wont work for you for this christmas but I got a great gift from my bf - hockey related.

We went to Sakic retirement ceremony Oct 2009. For that christmas, my bf got a picture of us at the game, a picture of the hanging banner, and our ticket framed with Avs colors for matting. He also got us a brick at the Pepsi Center, that we are finally going to see in person this weekend!

I've gotten him a Pavel Bure jersey, from certain time period with a specific patch - perhaps she might like something like that as well?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2011, 10:24:14 AM
Yeah, I'm sure I could find something, but considering she has a winter classic jersey of her favorite player (JVR), it's going to be tough to do anything in the apparel department. I'm sure I'll think of something, but now some serious pressure is on.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on October 07, 2011, 10:41:37 AM
well...what is she getting you?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on October 07, 2011, 10:47:22 AM
In case nobody noticed it's October 7th.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 07, 2011, 11:03:28 AM
well...what is she getting you?

She's taking me to the winter classic. There is no superbowl of hockey since it's 7 game series, but this is like bar far the biggest single day event in all of hockey.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dr. DTVT on October 07, 2011, 01:15:40 PM
In case nobody noticed it's October 7th.

Uh..Happy Anniversary?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on October 08, 2011, 12:35:08 AM
No, that's tomorrow :lol

I just meant all this Christmas talk and it's still months away.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on October 08, 2011, 05:55:58 AM
No, that's tomorrow :lol

I just meant all this Christmas talk and it's still months away.
THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS MOVING AT A BREAKNECK PACE YOU CAN'T STOP IT
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2011, 06:52:48 AM
:lol

It really sucks to hear about your situation Jackie, I really feel for you and I hope that today goes well for you.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on October 08, 2011, 07:01:20 AM
My girlfriend is awesome

She likes The Three Stooges
She likes Pokemon
She tolerates Rush



WHAT MORE COULD ONE ASK FOR?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 08, 2011, 07:18:39 AM
Obviously that she would love Rush? :p

But yeah,  that's awesome.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 11:42:44 AM
Got to spend the last 26 hours with my woman and it's been a long while since I've been this happy.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on October 09, 2011, 02:37:05 PM
Nonstop??
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 02:47:23 PM
We were in each others company the whole time. :p

And actually it was 28 hours.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on October 09, 2011, 02:47:52 PM
ITT: Nick finally gets laid
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 03:31:49 PM
ITT: Nick finally gets laid

Pure speculation on your part. :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: zxlkho on October 09, 2011, 04:18:51 PM
You were together 28 hours. How could you possibly have not gotten laid. :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 04:22:21 PM
You were together 28 hours. How could you possibly have not gotten laid. :lol

Maybe we just like to talk and watch hockey, did you ever think of that?

Gawd.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: zxlkho on October 09, 2011, 04:24:28 PM
That's impressive. I struggle to get through 1 game of hockey...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 04:26:54 PM
That's impressive. I struggle to get through 1 game of hockey...

So did we. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on October 09, 2011, 04:31:06 PM
ITT: Nick finally gets laid

Pure speculation on your part. :p

ITT: Nick continues to not get laid.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 04:32:32 PM
Oh, one big thing, we did exchange I love you's on Saturday. :D

(insert jokes about speed of things here)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: zxlkho on October 09, 2011, 04:41:15 PM
ITT: Nick finally gets laid

Pure speculation on your part. :p

ITT: Nick continues to not get laid.

:rollin :rollin
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on October 09, 2011, 04:46:04 PM
Oh, one big thing, we did exchange I love you's on Saturday. :D

(insert jokes about speed of things here)

jesus fuck :lol

*icysk8r joke here*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on October 09, 2011, 05:05:15 PM
Oh dear! You know, that is very fast but life is short so just enjoy it. Don't get married or anything yet, but hey, why the fuck not tell someone if that's how you feel?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on October 09, 2011, 05:09:05 PM
Boyfriend's birthday is next week. I got him Star Wars flannel sheets because I am an awesome girlfriend. I sent his Mom a message asking if she had got him anything because there is a Star Wars comforter I know he'd love. She replied thanking me for the suggestion, and said she'd get it for him.

A week later, she sends me a message saying she didn't get it because she read mixed reviews, and is unsure if she'll get it for him. Then, she asks on his birthday if we want to go out to dinner, or if I want to cook with her (I'm not the best cook, he does the cooking).

I reply telling her she can get him whatever she wants, and that he had already asked me to cook for him and I told her I am making chicken quesadillas with a mango, tomato and onion salsa.

She replies saying we could get a cake together. She still doesn't know what to get him.

I reply saying I already took care of it, I bought him a cheesecake last week and half of it is in his freezer. I tell her to get him anything doctor who or star trek related.

She replies asking me for something specific, and if I need her to pick up anything from the store for my dinner.

I reply saying that I'm doing the shopping at the supermarket I work at, and he's picking me up. And, I give her two links to professional knives he wants for cooking.

She replies and thanks me for the gift ideas.


tl;dr my boyfriend's Mom is driving me crazy
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 05:16:46 PM
Oh dear! You know, that is very fast but life is short so just enjoy it. Don't get married or anything yet, but hey, why the fuck not tell someone if that's how you feel?

My thoughts exactly. The amazing thing is that I'm usually the emotionally closed off one and that has not been the case at all through this. We've had such good communication that it came very easily.

And as I've told others, if I'm married before 30 please just shoot me. :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on October 09, 2011, 05:25:39 PM
 :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on October 09, 2011, 05:55:57 PM
Oh dear! You know, that is very fast but life is short so just enjoy it. Don't get married or anything yet, but hey, why the fuck not tell someone if that's how you feel?

My thoughts exactly. The amazing thing is that I'm usually the emotionally closed off one and that has not been the case at all through this. We've had such good communication that it came very easily.

And as I've told others, if I'm married before 30 please just shoot me. :p
I'll get the gun ready  ;)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: zxlkho on October 09, 2011, 05:58:07 PM
At Nick's pace, he'll be married next Thursday.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2011, 06:11:33 PM
I hate you all. :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on October 09, 2011, 07:11:33 PM
Make sure she throws the bouquet over here!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Jamesman42 on October 09, 2011, 07:41:40 PM
Boyfriend's birthday is next week. I got him Star Wars flannel sheets because I am an awesome girlfriend. I sent his Mom a message asking if she had got him anything because there is a Star Wars comforter I know he'd love. She replied thanking me for the suggestion, and said she'd get it for him.

A week later, she sends me a message saying she didn't get it because she read mixed reviews, and is unsure if she'll get it for him. Then, she asks on his birthday if we want to go out to dinner, or if I want to cook with her (I'm not the best cook, he does the cooking).

I reply telling her she can get him whatever she wants, and that he had already asked me to cook for him and I told her I am making chicken quesadillas with a mango, tomato and onion salsa.

She replies saying we could get a cake together. She still doesn't know what to get him.

I reply saying I already took care of it, I bought him a cheesecake last week and half of it is in his freezer. I tell her to get him anything doctor who or star trek related.

She replies asking me for something specific, and if I need her to pick up anything from the store for my dinner.

I reply saying that I'm doing the shopping at the supermarket I work at, and he's picking me up. And, I give her two links to professional knives he wants for cooking.

She replies and thanks me for the gift ideas.


tl;dr my boyfriend's Mom is driving me crazy

I don't have a mom to drive you crazy. Just letting you know.

*leaves*
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on October 09, 2011, 07:49:48 PM
In 2 weeks it will be 17 years married.  I'm a lucky man.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on October 09, 2011, 07:52:21 PM

I don't have a mom to drive you crazy. Just letting you know.

*leaves*

You also live in Florida, and I'm not a fan of long distance relationships.

Congrats king!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2011, 06:41:15 PM
In 2 weeks it will be 17 years married.  I'm a lucky man.

Congrats!!!



Thursday the woman and I went on a little tour of historic Bethlehem that was nice, and it is just always nice on Thursday consider we never see each other Mon-Wed. Tomorrow I'm going down to see her and then in the evening we're heading to the Flyers/Kings game. Staying with her till Sunday afternoon then when I depart for the Dream Theater concert.

Then this coming Thursday I'm having hockey night at my place which involves loooots of pizza and a Flyers game, and she will of course be in attendance. And then she is coming back the next night and staying with me until Sunday evening. We have stuff planned for Saturday evening and Sunday morning/afternoon, but even after all that we'll have a lot of time to just do whatever, probably hit a local park or two.

The point of all this is that I am super excite for the next 10 days or so.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on October 14, 2011, 09:03:45 PM
Oh dear! You know, that is very fast but life is short so just enjoy it. Don't get married or anything yet, but hey, why the fuck not tell someone if that's how you feel?

On this subject, it took Jen all of a week to say it... I just don't feel it yet. It almost feels awkward, but I'm not letting it bother me right now
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2011, 09:05:25 PM
SEE THIS PEOPLE!

I'm not the one moving super fast, Jen is dammit!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on October 14, 2011, 09:23:38 PM
Oh dear! You know, that is very fast but life is short so just enjoy it. Don't get married or anything yet, but hey, why the fuck not tell someone if that's how you feel?

On this subject, it took Jen all of a week to say it... I just don't feel it yet. It almost feels awkward, but I'm not letting it bother me right now

That is rather absurd :lol

Me and my girlfriend didn't say it until like 6 or 7 months in
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2011, 09:55:10 PM
Oh dear! You know, that is very fast but life is short so just enjoy it. Don't get married or anything yet, but hey, why the fuck not tell someone if that's how you feel?

On this subject, it took Jen all of a week to say it... I just don't feel it yet. It almost feels awkward, but I'm not letting it bother me right now

That is rather absurd :lol

Me and my girlfriend didn't say it until like 6 or 7 months in

Some of us are old and don't have that much time. :p
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on October 14, 2011, 10:39:53 PM
I said it at six months. My boyfriend said it at eight months by accident, but he told me he'd known for a while. He said it after I found he could watch BBC and doctor who on his tv after not being able to previously do so. Then he tackled me as I teared up from happiness
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on October 14, 2011, 10:42:26 PM
Oh dear! You know, that is very fast but life is short so just enjoy it. Don't get married or anything yet, but hey, why the fuck not tell someone if that's how you feel?

On this subject, it took Jen all of a week to say it... I just don't feel it yet. It almost feels awkward, but I'm not letting it bother me right now

That is rather absurd :lol

Me and my girlfriend didn't say it until like 6 or 7 months in

Some of us are old and don't have that much time. :p
That much time...left on earth? Wutchu talking about? :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 14, 2011, 10:44:19 PM
Yes, I'm 25 and she's 27 so we're obviously both on the verge of death.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: fllnsprrw on October 14, 2011, 10:58:18 PM
Somebody likes 'em mature...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on October 14, 2011, 11:08:40 PM
People are fucking weird when it comes to telling their significant other that they love them.  Jesus, if you feel it, just say it.

With that being said, it probably took a month or so for me.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Perpetual Change on October 14, 2011, 11:40:17 PM
People are fucking weird when it comes to telling their significant other that they love them.  Jesus, if you feel it, just say it.

 :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on October 15, 2011, 07:22:58 AM
I don't understand how she can feel it already, but if she does, she does

I don't. So I haven't said it. Those words need to mean something. It's not some sort of obligation if you're in a relationship. I know a lot of young people (high schoolers LOLICYSK8R) seem to think it is.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Logical Nightmare on October 15, 2011, 08:01:04 AM
My ex said it so often it lost meaning. Whenever he said it I'd just reply "mhm."

That said, I told my boyfriend after maybe a month. It was very spontaneous and therefore also true.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on October 15, 2011, 12:57:19 PM
WHAT IS LOVE

BABY DONT HURT ME

DONT HURT ME

NO MORE
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on October 24, 2011, 05:48:11 PM
So woman and I spent this entire past weekend together and it was fucking amazing. All the things we had planned went well and the time together was great. We shall be starting in on Big Bang Theory season 4 on Thursday. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 04, 2011, 08:15:59 PM
Tomorrow  is the anniversary of our first date! When we decided to be together in late February, we decided to put our first date as our anniversary since it felt like we had been together the entire time.

So tomorrow is our first anniversary!

I have to work, but am leaving early to head to see him. We're going out to dinner.  :smiley:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 04, 2011, 08:22:04 PM
Funny coincidence, ours is next Sunday.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on December 05, 2011, 08:02:17 AM
Oh I should have posted this in here! I got engaged Friday night  :metal
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 05, 2011, 09:21:10 AM
Congrats! :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 05, 2011, 02:20:16 PM
Oh I should have posted this in here! I got engaged Friday night  :metal

Congratulations!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on December 05, 2011, 03:20:16 PM
Thanks :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: skydivingninja on December 05, 2011, 03:26:20 PM
Its so weird posting in this thread now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: MetalManiac666 on December 05, 2011, 05:26:41 PM
Its so weird posting in this thread now.

:tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on December 05, 2011, 05:53:10 PM
Its so weird posting in this thread now.

Awwww, ain't love weird?! 
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 11, 2011, 07:58:17 AM
Today is my two year anniversary with my girlfriend, and wouldn't ya know it, we're both sick. :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: True Death of Life on December 11, 2011, 06:42:13 PM
Hey guys I'm back!
Been in a quite lovely relationship for about a month now. He's from Ecuador (and has an accent!) and is totally different from Cole, but I'm getting used to his whole non-n00bness  :biggrin:
But anyway. No idea how long it's going to last--I'm only sixteen so I'm taking it slow, but so far everything is wonderful!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: snapple on December 18, 2011, 04:28:34 PM
Some bitch is saying I'm sleeping with her, and I'm not? Courtney has heard the rumors, but some of our mutual friends don't believe me at all. I've been at home every night I'm not with Courtney, drinking and doing nothing.

Fuck.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on December 18, 2011, 11:05:50 PM
eek :(

who is this "bitch"?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: snapple on December 19, 2011, 05:55:31 AM
I'm going to say this and it's not name calling. She is an honest to god nympho/whore. She would hang anything that moves. She has wanted me for a long time. One time she just grabbed my crotch. I talked to our mutual friend with my absolute frustration and made it very clear that I JUST booked our honeymoon. I think it's fine, now. But it just pisses me off that it always has to be something.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dublagent66 on December 19, 2011, 07:12:06 AM
I believe I've crossed over into this realm of existence.  However, we still can't have the relationship we want or see each other as often as we would like.  It involves the D word.  Yeah, she's closing a long chapter and trying to start a new one with me.  It's tough but we're both trying to hanging in there.

Peace  :hat
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2011, 10:05:02 AM
I'm going to say this and it's not name calling. She is an honest to god nympho/whore. She would hang anything that moves. She has wanted me for a long time. One time she just grabbed my crotch. I talked to our mutual friend with my absolute frustration and made it very clear that I JUST booked our honeymoon. I think it's fine, now. But it just pisses me off that it always has to be something.

Where the hell are these women when we're single?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: snapple on December 19, 2011, 04:59:13 PM
I'm going to say this and it's not name calling. She is an honest to god nympho/whore. She would hang anything that moves. She has wanted me for a long time. One time she just grabbed my crotch. I talked to our mutual friend with my absolute frustration and made it very clear that I JUST booked our honeymoon. I think it's fine, now. But it just pisses me off that it always has to be something.

Where the hell are these women when we're single?

I FUCKING KNOW, RIGHT? When I was single I couldn't find a girl to look at me. But I found Courtney and I've had five years of girls saying they want me. What the hell? Did my confidence just build by having a girlfriend or are all of you evil demons? My guess is the latter.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2011, 05:07:54 PM
That is where I'd put my guess as well.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: jsem on December 20, 2011, 01:57:32 PM
Where the hell are these women when we're single?
Evolutionary psychology babyeh.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on December 23, 2011, 01:19:09 PM
Hey guys I'm back!
Been in a quite lovely relationship for about a month now. He's from Ecuador (and has an accent!) and is totally different from Cole, but I'm getting used to his whole non-n00bness  :biggrin:
But anyway. No idea how long it's going to last--I'm only sixteen so I'm taking it slow, but so far everything is wonderful!

Aww that's lovely Sarah  :laugh:


Today is my two year anniversary with my girlfriend, and wouldn't ya know it, we're both sick. :lol

Very late but congratulations Super Dude! I can't believe it's been two years, when I first started posting/lurking here I remember you being a lead member of the lonely hearts club  :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2011, 01:22:24 PM
Been over three months with my lady now and things are still going great. We exchanged presents last night and watched Elf, along with the Woodland Critter Christmas episode of South Park. Very similar those two.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on December 28, 2011, 03:22:50 PM
Edit: GAH, WRONG ONE
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 12:50:41 PM
Okay, first Valentines day together coming up. Not looking to do anything too elaborate, but any good ideas?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on February 03, 2012, 12:53:07 PM
Okay, first Valentines day together coming up. Not looking to do anything too elaborate, but any good ideas?

The simple answers - take her to dinner, cook her dinner, get her flowers or chocolates.

For more personal ones, its hard to say. It all depends on the person and the relationship. Could always do something hockey related because I know thats part of your relationship :)

I never know what I'm supposed to do for Adam for Valentines Day, what do boys want? ... besides the obvious.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 12:55:08 PM
We do dinners together all the time, I bring her flowers from time to time (yay work perks), and both of us like to watch our diets so chocolate in the house is never a good thing. :lol

I might end up doing one of those things anyway, but I'm looking for something perhaps unexpected and am just blanking on ideas thus far.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: chknptpie on February 03, 2012, 12:56:37 PM
Public skate? stick handling session? hockey not the one attached to the body  :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 12:58:46 PM
Got me all excited there for a moment. :D
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on February 03, 2012, 01:41:19 PM
Taking my girlfriend to:

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Blast-An-Explosive-Musical-Celebration/139466989436184

Very excited.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on February 03, 2012, 03:42:50 PM
That sound like fun SD!

The wife and I are meeting up with my bro and sis in law to eat at the Amesbury Ale House.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TimelessSymphony on February 03, 2012, 03:46:29 PM
Well tonight i have a date with my date :)!!, i'm pretty excited going to a italian restaurant on church street in Toronto and after going to hit off a piano bar :]!!, oh and we are going to celebrate our 2 months anniversary in niagara falls on monday i'm so hyped for this trip!!.. Casino, The Falls, and a great company oh yeah  :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on February 03, 2012, 04:00:44 PM
Ah yes the two month anniversary...better known as the pyrite anniversary.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 06:49:33 PM
Are their swords involved or something? :neverusethis:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Rina on February 03, 2012, 07:55:05 PM
Well tonight i have a date with my date :)!!, i'm pretty excited going to a italian restaurant on church street in Toronto and after going to hit off a piano bar :]!!, oh and we are going to celebrate our 2 months anniversary in niagara falls on monday i'm so hyped for this trip!!.. Casino, The Falls, and a great company oh yeah  :heart


Awwwwwwwwww :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on February 03, 2012, 08:15:01 PM
It's hilarious how much less active this thread is until valentine's day comes near, apparently  :lol

We do dinners together all the time, I bring her flowers from time to time (yay work perks), and both of us like to watch our diets so chocolate in the house is never a good thing. :lol

I might end up doing one of those things anyway, but I'm looking for something perhaps unexpected and am just blanking on ideas thus far.

Speaking of work perks, have you done it in a casket yet?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 08:21:38 PM
No, and that would be mighty uncomfortable, and something I've never really contemplated trying. :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on February 03, 2012, 08:32:37 PM
But they've got padding and stuff! You just need one of the fat people ones so there's more wiggleroom.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on February 03, 2012, 08:43:33 PM
Do it, Nick.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on February 03, 2012, 08:58:28 PM
They are made to look somewhat comfortable, but I assure you there really isn't much padding and stuff. And we don't carry anything oversized in our showroom, and even if we did it's only an extra 2, 4, or 6 inches generally.

Here's a fun fact, the dead don't give a fuck about shit, everything we do is to make the living feel better, whether a real comfort, or in this case illusionary.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TimelessSymphony on February 03, 2012, 09:54:16 PM
Are their swords involved or something? :neverusethis:

Bwahaha i wish  :lol and @Rina: I know  :heart :blush

i had a pretty good night tonight :)!!.. and can't wait for the trip on monday too :3..
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Rina on February 03, 2012, 10:03:56 PM
Are their swords involved or something? :neverusethis:

Bwahaha i wish  :lol and @Rina: I know  :heart :blush

i had a pretty good night tonight :)!!.. and can't wait for the trip on monday too :3..

Italian food is my favorite, piano bars are amazing, and I have a long-standing inside joke about the Falls.  :heart

Can I come by chance?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TimelessSymphony on February 04, 2012, 04:50:48 AM
Are their swords involved or something? :neverusethis:

Bwahaha i wish  :lol and @Rina: I know  :heart :blush

i had a pretty good night tonight :)!!.. and can't wait for the trip on monday too :3..

Italian food is my favorite, piano bars are amazing, and I have a long-standing inside joke about the Falls.  :heart

Can I come by chance?

Well, that could be great of you joining us  :blush :D, and same here italian food is my absolute favorite and i could eat pasta until i die :P...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on February 04, 2012, 05:34:55 AM
It's hilarious how much less active this thread is until valentine's day comes near, apparently  :lol


Hey!! HEY!!  lady?!  Back off.  Some of us are content and lazy to look for this thread! :lol

Also, Hi Rina!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: wolfandwolfandwolf on February 04, 2012, 06:47:05 AM
I have a wedding in in 3 1/2 months and I have to book the honeymoon like *now*.

But no stress here. :|
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: skydivingninja on February 04, 2012, 08:02:10 AM
My gf's favorite band is Tool, and I bought tickets to see them on Tuesday for her birthday.  Do I win? 
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on February 04, 2012, 08:36:05 AM
My gf's favorite band is Tool, and I bought tickets to see them on Tuesday for her birthday.  Do I win? 

Nice. :tup Every year around our birthday (hers is a week before mine), we celebrate hers in Boston and mine in Michigan. The first year we were going out, my parents told me James Taylor and Carole King were coming into town while she'd be there. Carole King is one of her favorite artists; you bet I got her those tickets. Unfortunately we had to leave early because everyone there was drinking heavily and we didn't want to get caught up in that, but she enjoyed it nonetheless.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on February 04, 2012, 08:41:55 AM
My gf's favorite band is Tool, and I bought tickets to see them on Tuesday for her birthday.  Do I win?

Do one great deed and get away with anything for a year.  I'm a vet you know.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on February 04, 2012, 01:41:29 PM
My gf's favorite band is Tool, and I bought tickets to see them on Tuesday for her birthday.  Do I win?
No because your girlfriend's favourite band is Tool.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Rina on February 04, 2012, 10:15:14 PM
It's hilarious how much less active this thread is until valentine's day comes near, apparently  :lol


Hey!! HEY!!  lady?!  Back off.  Some of us are content and lazy to look for this thread! :lol

Also, Hi Rina!

HI YOU!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: bout to crash on February 05, 2012, 02:47:07 PM
Harry, watch it.

Here's a fun fact, the dead don't give a fuck about shit, everything we do is to make the living feel better, whether a real comfort, or in this case illusionary.

Very true!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on February 05, 2012, 06:19:42 PM
For Valentine's Day, my bf is coming to my neighborhood and taking me out to dinner.

As for presents (I love presents), I paid for his new electric razor, and I got us tickets for Iced Earth/Symphony X/Warbringer. I got us VIP tickets to meet Symphony X, which was the first band we ever talked about. I know he got me a Coach purse, and something else, but he wont tell me.

I think we're also supposed to make each other cards. We did that last year. I am not very artistic and running short on time, so we'll see what I can come up with.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: antigoon on February 05, 2012, 08:42:45 PM
getting flowers sent in london is fucking expensive. FUCK YOU EXCHANGE RATE
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Rina on February 05, 2012, 08:44:14 PM
For Valentine's Day, my bf is coming to my neighborhood and taking me out to dinner.

As for presents (I love presents), I paid for his new electric razor, and I got us tickets for Iced Earth/Symphony X/Warbringer. I got us VIP tickets to meet Symphony X, which was the first band we ever talked about. I know he got me a Coach purse, and something else, but he wont tell me.

I think we're also supposed to make each other cards. We did that last year. I am not very artistic and running short on time, so we'll see what I can come up with.


Awwwwwwwwwwwww :heart



That's adorable.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on February 06, 2012, 06:11:13 AM
getting flowers sent in london is fucking expensive. FUCK YOU EXCHANGE RATE
London is an expensive place.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on May 30, 2012, 11:25:44 PM
Well, the first real leg of our long-distance relationship has officially begun. Until I get into grad school somewhere or somehow get a job/internship near her, all we have is weekends together every three months.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on May 31, 2012, 09:15:14 AM
Well, the first real leg of our long-distance relationship has officially begun. Until I get into grad school somewhere or somehow get a job/internship near her, all we have is weekends together every three months.

Ugh that sucks! Thank goodness for Skype, right?




On a positive note, I moved in with my boyfriend last week. Doesn't feel much different than spending a weekend here, just that I miss my dogs, but they'll be here in July!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on May 31, 2012, 10:39:47 AM
Skype is good. It's not the same because I can't be close to her and all that jazz, but it's good enough for now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on June 14, 2012, 03:41:11 PM
We are going on our first vacation tomorrow. It's just for the weekend though. We got a suite at Pocono Palace (obviously in the Poconos). We're so excited!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2012, 03:54:03 PM
We are going on our first vacation tomorrow. It's just for the weekend though. We got a suite at Pocono Palace (obviously in the Poconos). We're so excited!

Is it also a Palace? Otherwise I'd be quite disappointed.

Tomorrow is 9 months for my GF and I.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Elite on June 14, 2012, 03:55:51 PM
9 months is it? :zydar:

tbh, I didn't even know this thread existed until now.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on June 14, 2012, 03:58:00 PM
We are going on our first vacation tomorrow. It's just for the weekend though. We got a suite at Pocono Palace (obviously in the Poconos). We're so excited!

Is it also a Palace? Otherwise I'd be quite disappointed.

Tomorrow is 9 months for my GF and I.

Not a palace, a couples only resort!

9 months already? Time flies!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on June 14, 2012, 04:22:34 PM
Yeah, and we're celebrating in glorious fashion...

She's having a pampered chef party and I plan on getting wasted with my best friend.

OH THE ROMANCE!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on July 06, 2012, 01:50:06 PM
How do I help my long-distance girlfriend understand that it's not so terrible we don't see each other every other month (mind you each round-trip plane ticket costs almost $500)? I have a part-time job that will (hopefully) be full-time in a couple months, GREs and LSATs to study for, and graduate schools to apply for. I'm working to try to get us a future in an apartment together, and help her pay off student loans. She's sitting around the house half-assedly trying to get a job while not even attempting to pay off her student loans, and then she calls me last night upset that I don't come to visit her.

Excuse my tone, it's been a very harrowing night and day.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on July 06, 2012, 05:49:10 PM
Frankly, she needs to stfu.

But perhaps more helpful, explain your tedious financial situation and tell her that if she gets better work/money she can pay to come visit you.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on July 06, 2012, 06:11:11 PM
That's what I was thinking, but knowing her, she'd pull out of her own savings just to come see me. The savings she should be using to pay off her student loans. A romantic to the last, unfortunately.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Elsydeon on July 09, 2012, 07:33:30 PM
Tomorrow, me and my gf will have been together for two months.  her birthday is on the 27th, and  we have plans to go to the Yankees Redsox game at Yankee Stadium (shes a die hard yankees fan, and I'm a redsox)
I want to get her a gift...but I have no idea what...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: rumborak on August 19, 2012, 03:30:55 PM
Reviving an old thread as I'm officially checking in (yay).

So, with a new girl, the usual topic appears in a guy's life: Which condoms?

Any experiences/suggestions to share? I had some Lifestyle Skyn left that I've used so far, but I just bought some Trojan Ultra Thins. The Lifestyles aren't bad, but I definitely want to optimize. I find that once the girl gets very excited it sometimes becomes a slip-and-slide down there, resulting in reduced sensation.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on August 19, 2012, 04:16:24 PM
Hey elsydeon, have you checked out Modells? They have Yankee purses!

Rumborak, we as a coupe have no experience with Trojan, they are too tight and small on bf. We don't like the feel of the magnums. We use Durex, but mostly use Lifestyle. We get the variety packs so we can try them all.


In my love life news, living together is great. We love being able to see each other every day! It may be a bit old fashioned, but last week he bought me a promise ring. He didn't get a protection plan, telling the associate "she won't be wearing it for long". So yeah, we're pre-engaged.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: rumborak on August 19, 2012, 04:18:49 PM
Those American customs :lol

Can I assume that the "promise ring" came into existence because engagement rings have become this ridiculous business?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on August 19, 2012, 04:20:38 PM
*shrug*

I guess it's mostly for younger couples, who wouldn't be ready for engagement and marriage for some years. Frankly, I think he bough it for me so his Mom and I would stop bothering him about it lol.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: King Postwhore on August 19, 2012, 04:21:06 PM
Those American customs :lol

Can I assume that the "promise ring" came into existence because engagement rings have become this ridiculous business?

Hey, hey, hey!  Not all of us are gullible or from the 1950's! :lol
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lordxizor on August 19, 2012, 06:26:41 PM
Promise rings are usually for people still in high school or college who want to get married when they're out of school, but can't afford the ring society tells them they should buy for an actual engagement. Whenever guys out of school give a promise ring, it always makes me think he's being pressured by someone (either the girl or parents) to move the relationship to the next step, but they don't really want to make the big commitment yet. A promise ring basically buys them some time to figure out what they really want (or to raise the cash necessary to buy a bigger ring).
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: rumborak on August 19, 2012, 07:43:20 PM
I dunno, sounds a bit like an outcome of so many American teenagers being hellbent on getting married as soon as possible. The very point of engagement is the promise; putting yet another promise in front of it sounds ludicrous. "I am promising to promise to marry you!"
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Elsydeon on August 20, 2012, 01:54:32 PM
Hey elsydeon, have you checked out Modells? They have Yankee purses!

Rumborak, we as a coupe have no experience with Trojan, they are too tight and small on bf. We don't like the feel of the magnums. We use Durex, but mostly use Lifestyle. We get the variety packs so we can try them all.


In my love life news, living together is great. We love being able to see each other every day! It may be a bit old fashioned, but last week he bought me a promise ring. He didn't get a protection plan, telling the associate "she won't be wearing it for long". So yeah, we're pre-engaged.
A bit late but I ended up going with a ring I bought from kays. No it's not a promise ring, but she absolutely loved it. Though a yankees purse isn't a bad idea for the next occasion!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2012, 01:51:57 PM
Rumbo, I've always used these and never had an issue-
(https://images.uptilo.com/campusdepot/ACE888C7-BD15-4FE8-9132-A36A29D03F81.jpg)

I did give these a try, but broke one the first time using them and thus would not recommend them.
(https://images.allegrocentral.com/A6/D3/Trojan-Ultra-Thin-Condoms-216746-PRODUCT-MEDIUM_IMAGE.jpg)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: rumborak on August 21, 2012, 02:01:48 PM
Heh. I actually bought the second one!  :omg:

I tested one but actually liked it, they had a different cut than the ones I had before, which made it harder to slide off.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Sigz on August 21, 2012, 02:19:00 PM
I've used the ultra thins a fair bit, never had a problem with them.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: jsem on August 21, 2012, 02:24:51 PM
You probably wouldn't see this conversation in the LHC.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on August 21, 2012, 02:37:29 PM
True that.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dublagent66 on August 21, 2012, 04:18:59 PM
Non lonely here going on almost a year now.   :2metal:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: AcidLameLTE on October 31, 2012, 02:01:22 PM
As of Sunday, I am in this club again.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 05, 2012, 04:52:06 PM
Today is our second anniversary! Mario proposed today, we are engaged!  :biggrin:
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 05, 2012, 04:54:01 PM
Congratulations! That's great news, thanks for sharing with us.

On my end, it's our third anniversary, and the first one we'll be celebrating apart from each other (she's a two hour flight away from me, so we'll just have to make do).
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2012, 04:54:43 PM
Congrats Steph!!!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 05, 2012, 04:59:08 PM
Thanks guys!


Super dude, when does she come home? Happy anniversary!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 05, 2012, 05:14:02 PM
Thank you. That is home for her, but we'll be moving in together approximately a year from now, after my first semester of law school.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 05, 2012, 05:16:27 PM
Ouch. That's not terrible, but still sucks.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 05, 2012, 05:20:59 PM
We've been doing alright so far. She came home with me for a week in May, I went there for Labor Day weekend, she was just here for the week of Thanksgiving, and she'll be returning for Christmas and the new year. As far as long distance goes, I think we've done a good job at holding it together. I don't have to worry about her cheating/breaking up and she doesn't have to worry about me because we trust each other completely.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 05, 2012, 05:24:29 PM
It's great that you guys have been able to see each other! And even better that you guys have the trust in your relationship! I never had that until this relationship, and it is such a weight off my shoulders knowing all along that we are committed to each other.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lordxizor on December 05, 2012, 06:48:24 PM
Today is our second anniversary! Mario proposed today, we are engaged!  :biggrin:
Congrats!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 05, 2012, 07:31:39 PM
Thank you!
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 05, 2012, 07:33:13 PM
Do you guys have a date in mind?
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 05, 2012, 07:48:19 PM
Well he asked that I not bother him about wedding planning for at least three months!  :lol

But he told me he proposed today because he wanted to keep our anniversary the same, so I guess we'll get married on December 5th 2013 or 2014.

He said wants to give me some time to wedding plan, and I go to school full time and work part time. Not much time to wedding plan.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 05, 2012, 08:03:41 PM
Well he asked that I not bother him about wedding planning for at least three months!  :lol

But he told me he proposed today because he wanted to keep our anniversary the same, so I guess we'll get married on December 5th 2013 or 2014.

He said wants to give me some time to wedding plan, and I go to school full time and work part time. Not much time to wedding plan.

That's a good idea. I might have to replan my proposal to my girlfriend...
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lordxizor on December 05, 2012, 08:06:47 PM
My honest wedding advice: plan something small, don't overdo it or take years to plan. Or better yet, just elope! :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 05, 2012, 08:21:57 PM
Most definitely. We cannot afford or do not desire something big. He has a small family, and I have a large family. We talked about it some months ago and were thinking it would be our parents, his grandfather and my grandmother. I will still make it nice.


Super Dude it's a great idea. My fiancé (hehehe) has a terrible memory, so this really works. Only bad part is for him, as my birthday is November 5th, and our anniversary is a month later, and Christmas a few weeks later lol.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: rumborak on December 06, 2012, 08:33:18 PM
So, my gf had taken the Myers-Briggs (see thread in GD) test a while ago, but I had no idea what she came out as; she had only asked about mine, but I couldn't remember because it was years ago I had taken it last. Well, I took mine today online and it came out ENTP (pretty dead on).
Well here's the rub: When taking the test today, I actually took it a second time afterward for shits and giggles, answering every question opposite I had before, just to see what comes out. Not surprisingly, it comes came out ISFJ.
So, I send an email to my gf, telling her I'm an ENTP. Well, you can guess once what she replied she is... ISFJ.

Uh-oh.

Usually I would laugh this off, but she's grilled me on several occasions about how I view "rules" and "norms" and such, and whether I like rules or not. I've always kinda given a wishywashy answer, but it also struck me as being something she was preoccupied with. Especially since my "past" reeks of eschewing rules (for example, quitting my job to travel around the world).

Well, for now I think I'll just push it out of my brain, but somehow I have the impression this spells trouble.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: robwebster on December 07, 2012, 07:22:02 AM
So, my gf had taken the Myers-Briggs (see thread in GD) test a while ago, but I had no idea what she came out as; she had only asked about mine, but I couldn't remember because it was years ago I had taken it last. Well, I took mine today online and it came out ENTP (pretty dead on).
Well here's the rub: When taking the test today, I actually took it a second time afterward for shits and giggles, answering every question opposite I had before, just to see what comes out. Not surprisingly, it comes came out ISFJ.
So, I send an email to my gf, telling her I'm an ENTP. Well, you can guess once what she replied she is... ISFJ.

Uh-oh.

Usually I would laugh this off, but she's grilled me on several occasions about how I view "rules" and "norms" and such, and whether I like rules or not. I've always kinda given a wishywashy answer, but it also struck me as being something she was preoccupied with. Especially since my "past" reeks of eschewing rules (for example, quitting my job to travel around the world).

Well, for now I think I'll just push it out of my brain, but somehow I have the impression this spells trouble.
Opposites attract. Chill!

Comedian called Jon Richardson says there are two types of people, putters and leavers. If you're a putter, everything's "where you put it." If you're a leaver, all your stuff is "wherever you left it." You can't have two putters together, or they will murder each other, and you can't have two leavers together because they will die of dysentry.

Comedy show's hardly the best place to get your relationship tips from, but I think there's a certain truth to that. Being different means you cover each other's weaknesses. Being the same means you exaggerate them. Necessitates compromise, but that's true of any relationship. Wouldn't let a hokey online test change how you see each other. Worry about it and that'll be a self-fulfilling prophecy. Embrace the contradictions.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TioJorge on December 08, 2012, 10:49:43 AM
Am I allowed to be in here even though I'm not dating anyone? I haven't been this happy in years, and I'm not lonely anymore, and yet I haven't gotten into a new relationship, nor have I been gallivanting around with 'randoms'. I'm clean for the first time in even more years, I'm healthier than I've been since I started self-medicating, and I've started studying again in hopes of returning to school for the new year. That said, I have absolutely no intention of dating anytime soon, and I am perfectly happy with that. I've never been able to say that with a modicum of truth, as I used to consider myself one of those people that 'needed' a companion. But now, after months upon months of moping around every day, hoping to hear (and eventually hearing) from a certain ex (which wasn't all that long ago, and opened my eyes after screwing with my head) and constantly going back and forth between being clean and in an utterly drunken, numbed stupor; I can say that I am on the right track to becoming an actual human being again. *GASP*

Anyway, I just wanted to say boats 'n hos. That's all! I'm optimistic for the future and I feel like a god damn Suupa-Saiya-jinn! I HAS BROKEN THE SYSTEM.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: snapple on December 08, 2012, 12:36:28 PM
Today is our second anniversary! Mario proposed today, we are engaged!  :biggrin:

I can't believe I didn't see this. Congrats! :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Cecilia on December 08, 2012, 04:08:20 PM
Thank you!  :heart
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: lordxizor on December 08, 2012, 06:34:24 PM
Am I allowed to be in here even though I'm not dating anyone?
As long as you're not lonely! :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TioJorge on December 08, 2012, 10:47:52 PM
Word up, brudda! Feeling...er...what's the opposite of lonely? Welcomed? Complete? Fulfilled? Hrrmm...either way I've got a mental hard-on for life right now. So naturally I'm going to go risk it by jumping off a cliff or some shit YOOLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO

j/kfuckthatshit
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Zook on December 08, 2012, 11:08:55 PM
If only.


I mean, Don't. Stop.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TioJorge on December 09, 2012, 07:29:46 AM
Can't stop, won't stop. Vroom vroom! I'm leaving for Cali today with a few friends, one of whom is a chick who has made it very clear that she's into me... This, I do not like. She's going to be disappointed if that's the case because I won't be drinking, flirting (okay I might flirt...just not too much), or doing anything remotely intimate. I'm going to have me some fun, but if I have so much as a sip of alcohol or a hit of this or pop that...I'm fucked and I'll be back to my old ways by the time I get back. Except I already know they will be doing just that, and that's fine because they can control themselves. I cannot. Can't do it. My 'control' is staying the fuck away. So, wish me luck guys. This is the real test for me... To see if I'm a piece of shit enough to fold this early in the game or if I am strong-willed and resolute enough to know that I cannot be doing that anymore. I have confidence in myself. Now it's time to see if that's enough... :xbones
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Dark Castle on January 06, 2013, 10:48:44 PM
Seeing somebody  :)
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: TioJorge on January 07, 2013, 12:22:27 AM
 :tup
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Elite on November 22, 2013, 08:49:58 AM
Resurrecting this thread from the depths of GD to ask one very simple question. Who here has a brilliant idea for something to do with my girlfriend to celebrate something? (It can take up a full day, including the night).
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: rumborak on November 24, 2013, 07:42:39 AM
I find that always depends on what you're been doing before. If you have been doing tons of outdoors stuff together, then maybe a nice dinner is something special. The other way around, if you've been doing a lot of cooking/eating out stuff, then maybe a hike through the woods with a picnic can be nice.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on November 24, 2013, 07:57:56 AM
Interesting question too because I need to start thinking about stuff too, although for the second year in a row we won't be together for our anniversary.
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 11, 2013, 09:22:09 AM
Fourth year today with my girlfriend. For the occasion, I'm recording a cover of Silly Love Songs (we both love the Beatles).
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Silver Tears on December 11, 2013, 11:19:00 AM
Congratulations  :) I can't believe it's been that long, I still remember you as resident of the LHC thread :P
Title: Re: The Non-Lonely Hearts Club
Post by: Super Dude on December 11, 2013, 01:11:25 PM
Thanks. Unfortunately, so do I. I was a regular nut.