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Title: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 19, 2010, 03:34:37 AM: Really this is Phantasmatron's thread since he had the idea for it in the other thread https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=10501.0 but I didn't feel like waiting for it to become a thread so here we go. My first suggestions:

Biz Markie on Wait for Sleep since he's money on piano tracks: Just a Friend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6a-AHLRoAw

Johnny Cash on Take the Time since it'd be priceless to see him sing the "If there's pensive fear, a wasted year" part 14 octaves lower :lol

Stephen Hawking on instrumentals

Mase for Light Fuse and Get Away since I'm sure his head actually explodes if he has to sing quarternotes faster than 80 bpm

Alrighty folks, now's your turn!
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Zydar on February 19, 2010, 03:36:29 AM: Quote from: black_floyd on February 19, 2010, 03:34:37 AM
Johnny Cash on Take the Time since it'd be priceless to see him sing the "If there's pensive fear, a wasted year" part 14 octaves lower :lol

I can picture it now :lol :rollin
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Phantasmatron on February 19, 2010, 09:02:50 AM: Randy Newman on Home

T-Pain on The Killing Hand
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 19, 2010, 09:05:26 AM: Milo Aukerman on I Walk Beside You
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: icysk8r on February 19, 2010, 09:05:58 AM: Sabastian Bach
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: antigoon on February 19, 2010, 09:09:37 AM: Michael Jackson - The Dark Eternal Night
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: TheVoxyn on February 19, 2010, 09:46:35 AM: Dominici

:neverusethis:
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 19, 2010, 10:29:47 AM: Quote from: antigoon on February 19, 2010, 09:09:37 AM
Michael Jackson - The Dark Eternal Night

I like where you're going :corn
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Zydar on February 19, 2010, 10:35:19 AM: Quote from: black_floyd on February 19, 2010, 10:29:47 AM
Quote from: antigoon on February 19, 2010, 09:09:37 AM
Michael Jackson - The Dark Eternal Night

I like where you're going :corn

He has risen up, hi hiiiiii!
Out of the blackness chaos, sha moan!
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Phantasmatron on February 19, 2010, 10:37:14 AM: Imagine how awesome a live performace of The Dark Eternal Night would be if the band broke into the Thriller dance during the instrumental section.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: bosk1 on February 19, 2010, 10:40:34 AM: Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 19, 2010, 10:37:14 AM
Imagine how awesome a live performace of The Dark Eternal Night would be if the band broke into the Thriller dance during the instrumental section.

??? You mean they don't do it that way?
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: LCArenas on February 19, 2010, 11:22:42 AM: Quote from: bösk1 on February 19, 2010, 10:40:34 AM
Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 19, 2010, 10:37:14 AM
Imagine how awesome a live performace of The Dark Eternal Night would be if the band broke into the Thriller dance during the instrumental section.

??? You mean they don't do it that way?
:rollin :rollin :rollin

Also, Robb Flynn on Surrounded & Goodnight Kiss: "AAARE YA LONELY WITHOUT MOMMYS LAAVE?!!" :P :lol
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: King Postwhore on February 19, 2010, 11:32:40 AM: Quote from: Phantasmatron on February 19, 2010, 10:37:14 AM
Imagine how awesome a live performace of The Dark Eternal Night would be if the band broke into the Thriller dance during the instrumental section.

Except the DT cartoon tank's name N.A.D.S. takes on a whole new meaning.

Pat Boone--The Glass Prison.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: bosk1 on February 19, 2010, 11:33:44 AM: Bono - I Walk Beside You
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: King Postwhore on February 19, 2010, 11:37:42 AM: Quote from: bösk1 on February 19, 2010, 11:33:44 AM
Bono - I Walk Beside You

Sarcasm will get you everywhere. ;D
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Shadow2222 on February 19, 2010, 11:46:13 AM: Britney Spears - As I Am
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: bosk1 on February 19, 2010, 11:49:45 AM: Mike Stone - As I Am

Flavor Flav - Only A Matter Of Time
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: lateralus88 on February 19, 2010, 11:53:30 AM: Kurt Cobain - Never Enough

Kevin Moore - Space Dye Vest :neverusethis:
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Cool Chris on February 19, 2010, 12:05:34 PM: Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: emindead on February 19, 2010, 12:09:42 PM: Ohhh, that's funny because Michal J Fox has Parkinson and I don't know who David Carradine is!
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Dublagent66 on February 19, 2010, 12:38:17 PM: Owens on Vacant.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Zydar on February 19, 2010, 12:45:43 PM: Cher on Fatal Tragedy.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 19, 2010, 12:59:00 PM: Seal for Scarred

Quote from: bösk1 on February 19, 2010, 11:49:45 AM
Mike Stone - As I Am

Flavor Flav - Only A Matter Of Time

Clock on the neck reference?

Quote from: Cool Chris on February 19, 2010, 12:05:34 PM
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

:rollin
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Dublagent66 on February 19, 2010, 01:27:31 PM: Quote from: black_floyd on February 19, 2010, 12:59:00 PM
Quote from: Cool Chris on February 19, 2010, 12:05:34 PM
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

:rollin

Dude, that's fucked up.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 19, 2010, 01:53:46 PM: Nathan Explosion for Vacant
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Zydar on February 19, 2010, 01:56:14 PM: Stevie Wonder - Blind Faith
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Bombardana on February 19, 2010, 02:00:48 PM: Jens Kidman - Wait for Sleep
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Cool Chris on February 19, 2010, 02:01:46 PM: Quote from: Zydar on February 19, 2010, 01:56:14 PM
Stevie Wonder - Blind Faith

:lolpalm:
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: King Postwhore on February 19, 2010, 02:04:03 PM: Quote from: Cool Chris on February 19, 2010, 12:05:34 PM
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe

It seems that everybody else missed the David Carradine joke. Mabye it should have been Michael Hutchence. ;D
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 19, 2010, 02:05:00 PM: Quote from: kingshmegland on February 19, 2010, 02:04:03 PM
Quote from: Cool Chris on February 19, 2010, 12:05:34 PM
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe

It seems that everybody else missed the David Carradine joke. Mabye it should have been Michael Hutchence. ;D

True true :tup
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Zydar on February 19, 2010, 02:05:08 PM: Quote from: kingshmegland on February 19, 2010, 02:04:03 PM
Quote from: Cool Chris on February 19, 2010, 12:05:34 PM
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe

It seems that everybody else missed the David Carradine joke. Mabye it should have been Michael Hutchence. ;D

Aaah, yes. But of course!
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: King Postwhore on February 19, 2010, 02:06:58 PM: Whoopi Goldberg----Space Dye Vest

Tiger Woods------Caught in a Web.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Zydar on February 19, 2010, 02:08:09 PM: Roger Waters - These Walls
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Jamesman42 on February 19, 2010, 02:27:56 PM: LTE - Stream of Consciousness

Metallica - Constant Motion
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Sigz on February 19, 2010, 02:33:46 PM: Quote from: Cool Chris on February 19, 2010, 12:05:34 PM
Michael J Fox - Constant Motion

David Carradine - Just Let Me Breathe

I fucking lol'd
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: kirbywelch92 on February 19, 2010, 03:21:40 PM: Ozzy Osbourne - Everything, just everything

*In his usual drunken ramble* "This is a song called Metropolis: the Miracle and the what the fuck ever!"
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: ZKX-2099 on February 19, 2010, 05:14:11 PM: Blue Man Group - The Dance Of Eternity

Queen - Learning To Live
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: glaurung on February 19, 2010, 06:02:54 PM: Quote from: ZKX-2099 on February 19, 2010, 05:14:11 PM
Blue Man Group - The Dance Of Eternity

That would be amazing!
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: RobD on February 19, 2010, 06:16:30 PM: George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher - In The Presence Of Enemies Part 2 and This Dying Soul.

Wait, that may actually be awesome...

OK then, Super Grover on Metropolis pt1.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: LCArenas on February 19, 2010, 06:46:42 PM: Quote from: ZKX-2099 on February 19, 2010, 05:14:11 PM

Queen - Learning To Live

That's so fucked up :lol

Let's add another ones:
Lord Worm - Another Day
Barry White - The Glass Prison (Can't imagine him doing the "Desperate! Help Me Restore!" Yells)
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: ZKX-2099 on February 19, 2010, 06:56:54 PM: Quote from: LCArenas on February 19, 2010, 06:46:42 PM

That's so fucked up :lol

I'll top the fucked upness...

Rihanna - Peruvian Skies
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on February 19, 2010, 07:29:35 PM: Quote from: GuitarCozmo on February 19, 2010, 09:05:26 AM
Milo Aukerman on I Walk Beside You

Descendents fan?!
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: LordCaptainMcKlockenstein on February 19, 2010, 08:18:20 PM: Jello Biafra - "Prophets of War"
Danzig - "The Spirit Carries On"
Al Jourgensen - "The Dark Eternal Night"
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 19, 2010, 08:42:04 PM: Quote from: LordCaptainMcKlockenstein on February 19, 2010, 08:18:20 PM
Jello Biafra - "Prophets of War"
Danzig - "The Spirit Carries On"
Al Jourgensen - "The Dark Eternal Night"

That would be fucking awesome!
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: cookienut on February 20, 2010, 06:19:25 AM: Gordon Ramsay - Hells Kitchen

Oh wai...

Well...maybe he could play the spoons or something...
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Bombardana on February 20, 2010, 06:26:04 AM: Quote from: LCArenas on February 19, 2010, 06:46:42 PM
Lord Worm - Another Day
haha!!

THEY TOOK PICTURES OF OUR DREAMS >:(
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 20, 2010, 07:45:48 AM: Quote from: bösk1 on February 19, 2010, 11:49:45 AM
Flavor Flav - Only A Matter Of Time
Yeah, boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: 2Timer on February 20, 2010, 09:00:40 AM: This is kind of the opposite, but I've always wanted to hear JLB sing Change the World by Clapton. I think that would sound really cool.
For the sake of participation, I can't really think of anything offhand, but I wouldn't mind hearing William Hung do TTTSTA.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Phantasmatron on February 20, 2010, 09:04:42 AM: Quote from: 2Timer on February 20, 2010, 09:00:40 AM
I wouldn't mind hearing William Hung do TTTSTA.

OH GOD INSTANT WIN

SO MUCH FAIL THAT IT WOULD DOUBLE BACK ON ITSELF AND BECOME WIN
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: LordCaptainMcKlockenstein on February 20, 2010, 11:53:17 AM: Quote from: black_floyd on February 19, 2010, 08:42:04 PM
That would be fucking awesome!
Oh wait.... damn you're right.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: El JoNNo on February 20, 2010, 12:33:58 PM: Mariah Carey IToE? lol
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 20, 2010, 01:04:38 PM: Kevin Gilbert - a mashup of Just Let Me Breathe and Erotomania

That felt dirty just typing it.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: j on February 20, 2010, 01:31:30 PM: Amy Winehouse - Regression
Lindsey Lohan - Innocence Faded

I think I'm doing it wrong.

-J
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 20, 2010, 04:22:31 PM: Tara Reid - Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Tiger Woods - Lie
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: King Postwhore on February 20, 2010, 06:30:56 PM: Kevin Bacon----Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence ;D

Bernie Madoff--These Walls
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 20, 2010, 07:53:40 PM: Quote from: kingshmegland on February 20, 2010, 06:30:56 PM
Kevin Bacon----Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence ;D

:slowclap: :P
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Birch Boy on February 20, 2010, 08:34:52 PM: Quote from: Shadow2222 on February 19, 2010, 11:46:13 AM
Britney Spears - As I Am
THIS :lol
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Zydar on February 21, 2010, 02:13:52 AM: Lemmy - Goodnight Kiss
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 21, 2010, 04:38:30 AM: Quote from: Zydar on February 21, 2010, 02:13:52 AM
Lemmy - Goodnight Kiss

:lol
I want to hear Pat Boone - As I Am
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: antigoon on February 21, 2010, 12:54:09 PM: Pat Boone??

:lol :lol
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: lateralus88 on February 21, 2010, 12:55:02 PM: Quote from: Zydar on February 21, 2010, 02:13:52 AM
Lemmy - Goodnight Kiss
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Adami on February 21, 2010, 01:02:57 PM: Jlb - The killing hand.
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: hefdaddy42 on February 21, 2010, 01:50:58 PM: I see
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: King Postwhore on February 21, 2010, 02:06:10 PM: Courtney Love----A Nightmare To Remember
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 21, 2010, 05:06:00 PM: Quote from: Adami on February 21, 2010, 01:02:57 PM
Jlb - The killing hand.

Aw shit! No he dint :rollin

A Fortune in Lies while we're at it.

He's fully capable but it starts to feel like a normally tasty dinner that someone poured an entire can of Season-All onto because of his merciless attempts to "improve" on Charlie's parts(which were good in the first place.)
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Fuzzboy on February 21, 2010, 05:08:17 PM: Quote from: lateralus88 on February 21, 2010, 12:55:02 PM
Quote from: Zydar on February 21, 2010, 02:13:52 AM
Lemmy - Goodnight Kiss
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 21, 2010, 08:28:05 PM: Quote from: antigoon on February 21, 2010, 12:54:09 PM
Pat Boone??

:lol :lol

Well he has covered Judas Priest, Ozzy Osbourne, GNR, Metallica, and Dio, so I don't see why that's such a funny suggestion.

Seriously, funny shit. Go listen if you haven't already :lol
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Accelerando on February 21, 2010, 10:22:27 PM: Quote from: black_floyd on February 19, 2010, 03:34:37 AM
Stephen Hawking on instrumentals

:rollin
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: King Postwhore on February 22, 2010, 11:08:45 AM: Jimmy Swaggart--Forsaken
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on February 22, 2010, 11:16:59 AM: Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on February 19, 2010, 07:29:35 PM
Quote from: GuitarCozmo on February 19, 2010, 09:05:26 AM
Milo Aukerman on I Walk Beside You

Descendents fan?!

I missed this.

Absolutely. One of my favorites. Glad someone else recognizes them. :tup
Title: Re: Singers who'd be way inappropriate for DT v. Phantasmatron
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on February 22, 2010, 11:45:12 AM: Quote from: GuitarCozmo on February 22, 2010, 11:16:59 AM
Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on February 19, 2010, 07:29:35 PM
Quote from: GuitarCozmo on February 19, 2010, 09:05:26 AM
Milo Aukerman on I Walk Beside You

Descendents fan?!

I missed this.

Absolutely. One of my favorites. Glad someone else recognizes them. :tup

Back in 2004 I was walking through FYE and I saw an album called "Cool To Be You" by Descendents. I didn't know they had put out a new album, and so I bought it. Still as good as the 80s :tup