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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: XJDenton on November 21, 2023, 01:57:02 AM
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Old thread here. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=49978.0
It was getting a bit long in the tooth, so new thread! Jimbo was the last winner!
I came halfway through and had to stay until the end.
I usually just walk out! :lol
Winner! You’re up, Jimbo.
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Along with the current standings (James' win notwithstanding)
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 76
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking, Jamesman - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
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Thanks jingle.man!
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 76
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 32 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera, Jamesman - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: Things you hate to hear your dentist say when he looks into your mouth.
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Is that Jonah or Pinocchio?
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Small, teeth. Nice.
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I think I can fit this in there.....
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This reminds me to clean out my ashtray.
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Duck butter for lunch?
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We're gonna need a bigger drill...
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'You're gonna feel a little prick in your mouth...'
'Your teeth are OK, but your gums gotta go' (thanks, Alice)
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The epiglottis seems to be severely bruised.....most likely caused by the repeated banging of a blunt object
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Small, teeth. Nice.
HAHA
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That comma is incredibly placed.
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Jesus, who's the lead detective for this crime scene?
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I'm a dentist, not a proctologist.
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So THAT'S what your wife meant.
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Jesus! Suck on a Fisherman's Friend once and a while, will ya?
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edit: wasn't a thing I'd 'hate' to hear them say
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Yikes.....Haven't seen a gap like that since Miss November in the Chive's 2017 Calendar
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Time to brave the long dark of Moria.
“Darla! Cancel my next two appointments, and get the hygienist in here.”
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Echo....
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Clarissa.....hand me a fork.....I'm gonna snag that little chunk of chicken that's stuck back there for a small snack.....
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Marion, don't look at it. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at it, no matter what happens!
Looks and smells like an old graveyard in here.
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You know the mouth of Sauron in Return of the King?
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Shit.......that gold tooth would be worth a bit you know. Now breathe this gas in and count back from 10.
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This is so ugly, I've thrown a virgin down there to appease the Gods.
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"Don't worry. I've watched a Youtube video on this procedure".
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Small, teeth. Nice.
Tough, so many good submissions, but I can't get over the mental image this (unintended?) comma gives me. I imagine the dentist chuckling between the words teeth and nice. Winner!
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Dammit, I was too late to say "Chrissy, give me a schtickle of fluoride."
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Dammit, I was too late to say "Chrissy, give me a schtickle of fluoride."
:lol
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Thank you!
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 76
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 33 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera, Jamesman - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
The best, worst slogan ever!
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Our Food Is So Good, You'll Have The Best Shitting Experience After
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Like big asses? Vote Trump.
Want to be blown by a hot bit of stuff? Buy the all new Dyson Hairdryer.
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Our Jockstrap Is So Good, You'd Be Nuts Not To Use It.
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DTF: it's the opposite of what you think it means.
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*Edited*
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The Cannibal Diner: Eat Kids Free
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The New Hoover 3000: Unlike your wife, this will suck hard on demand
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Coors - still tastes like piss
Craft brew - slightly better than cat piss
Whose Line Is It Anyway? Who fucking cares?
Kingshmegland: typo free for 3 0 days
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Pabs Blue Ribbon: Direct from farm to can!
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Get your shit together, with Charmin!
Tyson chicken - Eat a bag of peckers!
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The Emmys: Still Slappin
Domino's: Lukewarm and mildly stale
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Nick's Funeral Home. You Kill 'Em, We Chill 'Em.
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Tyson chicken - Eat a bag of peckers!
Ok. I chuckled at this one. Winner!
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Thanks!
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 76
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 33 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam- 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera, Jamesman - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New topic: Questionable responses from Siri
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Drop your pants.
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Your wife has an amazing rack.
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No pictures of duck butter were found on your phone
The chicken didn't actually care how many strikeouts Dwight Gooden had in 1984.
Why are you always down to fuck?
Jesus, what is wrong with you?
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I'm sorry, did you say 'lube in the face?' You sick fucker.........I like it!
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What? What? What? Your accent makes it as hard to understand you as your typing.
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I’ll answer your request, but first…..did you ever drink water at the Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune between the years of 1979-1988? If so, you could be entitled to a settlement.
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For the last time Bill…..I cannot erase the Epstein Island flight logs.
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"No, you shouldn't return the cart. That would be dangerous."
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"Your mother would be ashamed of that"
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Your wife is cheating on you, and your parents never loved you.
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Ask someone who gives a shit. I'm on break.
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Yes, I am also sick of hearing about the Patriots. Fuck those guys.
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I’ll answer your request, but first…..did you ever drink water at the Marine Corps Base Camp Lejeune between the years of 1979-1988? If so, you could be entitled to a settlement.
HAHAHAHA
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I'm super excited to answer your insanely relevant request.
Mike Portnoy is back in Dream Theater, in case you didn't hear.
Before I answer your question, please note that Taylor Swift is currently in Kansas City with Travis Kelce.
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Every breath you take....And every move you make....Every bond you break....Every step you take....I'll be watching you....Every single day....And every word you say....Every game you play....every night you stay....I'll be watching you
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Hello, Dave.
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Hello, Dave.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7f/09/e4/7f09e402af0474fc456b9d4448e633ee.gif)
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Hello, Dave.
Daisy.........daisyyyyyyyyyyy
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These violent delights have violent ends.
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Jesus, what is wrong with you?
Could have come straight from Corey Perry's phone. Made me laugh. Win.
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Standings:
Jingle.boy - 77
gmillerdrake - 55
Podaar - 36
Kinger- 33 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 19
Cool Chris - 19
hefdaddy42 - 12
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, VMadera, Jamesman - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium - 6
DragonAttack, LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, faizoff - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, XJDenton - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Today's Scene:
DTF member taglines
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Kingshmegland-Woman's Robe Model
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Stadler-Full Of Common Sense
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Indiscipline and bl5150: DTF's Tag Team...each rotating taking 6 months off
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TAC - What the fuck is a tagline?
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TAC - What the fuck is a tagline?
Goddamn it beat me to it.
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TAC - What the fuck is a tagline?
Goddamn it beat me to it.
Indiscipline - The Cunt of Italy
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Indiscipline-His Pisa Curves Right
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jingle.boy - My Roulette Just Went Tower of Babel.
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Kingshmegland - gramer and speleing xpert
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Stadler - I’m going to build a wall of text, and bosk1 is gonna pay for it!
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TAC - WTF IS A TAGLINE?
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TAC - What the fuck is a tagline?
TAC - WTF IS A TAGLINE?
Kingshmegland- Say The Same Damn Thing But Use Capitals Letters
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I didn't read any but that says a lot about you. :lol
OK, TAC - 4 YEARS OF SUCKS & BLOWS!
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Cramx3 - Username. Pie hole. You know what to do.
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Evermind - ________ __ ___ ___________ ______ ___ ______ __________
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Jingle - Why is the fucking 'Cheaters' TV crew in my fucking house again?!
TAC - Ima gonna leave the cart right fucking here.
The Great Ape - Around the world in 80 minutes.
HoveringSojourn - You're blocked.....I mean, welcome to the forum!
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Twosuitsluke -
(https://media.tenor.com/GCcHCG4KhTQAAAAd/lisa-im-the-lizard-queen.gif)
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Elite - I'll have it on your desk first thing in the morning sir.
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Hefdaddy42 - "I'm not god but I will make you call out his name."
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HoveringSojourn - shift key? i don't need no stinkin' shift key.
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Stadler - I’m going to build a wall of text, and bosk1 is gonna pay for it!
:tup :tup :tup
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TAC - WTF is ---
Nah, I can't do it.
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TAC - WTF is ---
Nah, I can't do it.
WTF is a TAC?!
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Lots of really excellent choices (I especially loved the Roulette themed ones), and Snow Dog nearly got the boomerang victory, until ….
HoveringSojourn - shift key? i don't need no stinkin' shift key.
You’re up, Gregg.
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Thanks, Chad! I’m AFK for a few days so it’s inconvenient for me to update the standings. If someone could do that I’d appreciate it.
New scene: Bad wishes to make when you discover your lamp contains a genie.
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I want a million bucks (a million deer appear everywhere)
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Thanks, Chad! I’m AFK for a few days so it’s inconvenient for me to update the standings. If someone could do that I’d appreciate it.
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 78
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 37
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 20
Cool Chris - 20
hefdaddy42 - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
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A 12" pianist.
A Coors Light
Access to P/R
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King: Could I get a spelling check?
Genie: C H E C K
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‘Wow! Well, f*ck me!’
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Son of a Nutcracker!
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Genie, can you make Tim aware of modern pop references?
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I’d like a better handicap.
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Genie, I was to be more like John Holmes.
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Genie, I was to be more like John Holmes.
Joe immediately dies of AIDS.
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Bingo
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A better looking genie.
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I’d like a better handicap.
I see what you did there. :)
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Damn I wish my mother in law would just go and shove it.
Really really wish the genie is not Will Smith.
Wish you were here..........'oh shit, no I wasn't thinking about my wife ffs!!' :facepalm:
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I wish Mangini was back with Dream Theater. runs
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I'm back. Thanks for the assist DA!
I’d like a better handicap.
The possibilities are endless.
Nice rebound victory, Chad. You're up...again. :)
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I'm back. Thanks for the assist DA!
I’d like a better handicap.
The possibilities are endless.
Nice rebound victory, Chad. You're up...again. :)
haha... Know thy audience!
Standings:
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 37
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 25
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 20
Cool Chris - 20
hefdaddy42 - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
What your dog or cat is thinking right now.
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I'm going to shit on this guy's living room rug.
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My balls taste goddamn fantastic today.
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My balls taste goddamn fantastic today.
Are you playing the game, or just offering that up for us? :) :) :) :)
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My balls taste goddamn fantastic today.
Are you playing the game, or just offering that up for us? :) :) :) :)
Right?? Fucking bragger.
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I would have liked to live longer.
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I would have liked to live longer.
Same here.
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You had me castrated, you could at least feed me whenever I ask, you piece of shit.
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I thought I put 'my' tongue in strange places
I can't believe he hasn't coughed up a hair ball yet
I'm all good with smelling you're own sh%t but THAT is just disgusting!!!
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AdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiff
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If I hear one more thing about "Adam Schiff" I'm going to claw this motherfuckers eyes out in his sleep.
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AdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiff
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If I hear one more thing about "Adam Schiff" I'm going to claw this motherfuckers eyes out in his sleep.
:lol
If I was running this one, you would win, brother!
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I’d take a shower with that dude’s wife if I could just stand up in the tub.
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Look, the stupid human is building that funny green free-climbing structure full of shiny balls once again!
This brand new car is quite nice; do you know what would make it just perfect? URINE!
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'Admit it. Deep down, you wish you could go up to a female stranger and sniff her butt without repercussions.'
'The laws of quantum physics as they relate to various universal laws also quite clearly state that ...'Squirrel!''
'Bad day today? I'm here to listen and make you feel better.'
'I love you, Dad.'
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"He acts like his shit don't stink yet he has to put it into water and flush it away."
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'Admit it. Deep down, you wish you could go up to a female stranger and sniff her butt without repercussions.'
'The laws of quantum physics as they relate to various universal laws also quite clearly state that ...'Squirrel!''
'Bad day today? I'm here to listen and make you feel better.'
'I love you, Dad.'
I laughed, I cried.
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AdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiffAdamSchiff
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If I hear one more thing about "Adam Schiff" I'm going to claw this motherfuckers eyes out in his sleep.
The game was over at this point, I just thought I'd see if there were a few more lol's to be had. The element of self-awareness in this post/scene is largely what makes it so goddamned amazing. Kudo's on you for poking fun at yourself. You're a DTF treasure.
Now give us a new scene!
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'Admit it. Deep down, you wish you could go up to a female stranger and sniff her butt without repercussions.'
'The laws of quantum physics as they relate to various universal laws also quite clearly state that ...'Squirrel!''
'Bad day today? I'm here to listen and make you feel better.'
'I love you, Dad.'
I laughed, I cried.
yeah, me too.
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Standings:
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 37
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 20
Cool Chris - 20
hefdaddy42 - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, - 8
Zydar, El Barto, wolfking - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Norman Lear just died ("All In The Family", "The Jeffersons"). In his honor, your best failed sitcom titles.
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Schiffting Gears - A once prominent politician is removed from office amid a sexual harassment scandal and tries to make a new living selling used cars
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Right in the Pooper.
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Common Cents
Adam's Shifty Family
Why the long face, Camilla?
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Schiffts and Giggles
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Everyone Hates Babies
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Epstein's Island
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You guys make me laugh. Oh, wait, that's the point!! :)
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D.T.F.
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Mike Tyson's Variety Hour!
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Sanity Is Overrated
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I Make Ya A Burger Better Than MacDonal.
My Shoe!
Collinsworth and Mahomes
Who needs grammar!
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Hef's Heroes.
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The Cosby Show Redux: Females say the Darndest Things
How I fucked your mother.
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The Cosby Show Redux: Females say the Darndest Things
S1E1: Jello Puddin Eatin Mutha Fucka
S1E2: Fat Berta
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Inclusive General Hospital: Diff'rent Strokes.
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All in the Dysfunctional Modern Family
Sanford and the Bastard Son
Veep 2.0: McCarthy
The Botched Osbournes
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The Cosby Show Redux: Females say the Darndest Things
How I fucked your mother.
Win. I almost went with "Schiffting Gears" (For some reason the puns on names are hilarious to me) but for it's boldness, this one made me spit up coffee. You're up.
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:metal Nice, I was more partial to the Cosby one, but fucking mothers is always a win in my book. New scene soon!
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:metal Nice, I was more partial to the Cosby one, but fucking mothers is always a win in my book. New scene soon!
The Cosby one was fantastic. I didn't even bother submitting an answer after reading that one.
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:metal Nice, I was more partial to the Cosby one, but fucking mothers is always a win in my book. New scene soon!
The Cosby one was fantastic. I didn't even bother submitting an answer after reading that one.
I was going to say 'Women' instead of 'females' but due to the premise of the joke, 'females' just sounded better and for some reason more sleazy considering the context of it all. :lol
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The Cosby Show Redux: Females say the Darndest Things
S1E1: Jello Puddin Eatin Mutha Fucka
S1E2: Fat Berta
Missed this. Eddie Murphy Raw FTW!? :lol
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Standings:
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 37
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 20
Cool Chris - 20
hefdaddy42 - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene;
Things you don't want to hear from your therapist at the conclusion of your session
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"I'm sorry, what was that?"
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"I need to call my therapist"
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Gotta run, it’s my bowling league.
Great session. Oh, I’m retiring tomorrow.
Come back next week … Same Bat time; same Bat channel.
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Hahahaha…you’re fucked, mate!
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"Tell the missus I said hello."
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Open your eyes, Nicholas.
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Am I on Candid Camera??
You kids say the darndest things.
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Jesus Christ, are you fucked up…
Yeah, I like to crank some Issa between clients. Wanna listen?
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"I feel the exact same way about my job."
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Sorry, I can't help you, I'll refund you the last 5 sessions.
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"If only your penis was larger."
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You're an idiot.
You don't understand the power of the dark side ...
(https://media.tenor.com/PekqV11KlOIAAAAC/karate-baby-baby.gif)
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"Well, the good news is we're naming a disorder after you."
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Honestly.....at this point......just pick a voice and listen to it.
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Just pick one of your multiple personalities and stick with it, man!
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‘Frankly, I don’t give a damn about Portnoy or Mangini.’
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Therapist "Thank fucking god the cunt is gone"
me "what was that?"
Therapist "I didn't say anything, I think we need to up your dose, you're hearing things."
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Well…..with that being said…..you are what we in the industry call FU%KING INSANE!!
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Your story reminds me of the one time I had to consult with Joey Buttafuoco.
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Hold on……gonna need another line of coke after hearing that.
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I apologize, I should have said earlier there was an error when they printed my business cards. There should be a space between the E and the R in my job title.
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Lots of quality here. Might give it another 12 hours and pick a winner tomorrow.
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“I think you may be suicidal, but I’ll give it another 12 hours and pick a diagnosis tomorrow.”
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“I think you may be suicidal, but I’ll give it another 12 hours and pick a diagnosis tomorrow.”
:rollin :rollin
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“I think you may be suicidal, but I’ll give it another 12 hours and pick a diagnosis tomorrow.”
You fucker! :lol
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I apologize, I should have said earlier there was an error when they printed my business cards. There should be a space between the E and the R in my job title.
:lol This one has stuck with me, simple but very clever and my type of humor.
WINNER!
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Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 37
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 13
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
The holiday tradition of kissing under the mistletoe goes back centuries. Before mistletoe was chosen, however, other items were proposed. The worst suggestion was...
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Dehydrated meat.
Moose knuckle.
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An ass and balls.
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A carcass of a freshly killed deer being blood let hanging from the branch of an Oak Tree
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The testicles and penis from the leader of the clan we just conquered.
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Camel Toe
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Dehydrated Placenta
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Dwight Gooden's rookie card.
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Blobfish.
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A cross
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Wasp's nest
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Dwight Gooden's rookie card.
Haha, that was random!!! :)
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under a contract...
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A glass moon.
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A glass moon.
I see what you did there.
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A 4kg West Australian Red Emporer (Lutjanus sebae)
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A Festivus Pole
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The constant fear and anxiety of my penis being able to maintain the current erection if the kissing progressed any further.
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Six geese a laying
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A Festivus Pole
Simply exquisite. Though I have no idea how this would hang from the doorway. Regardless... You're up!
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A Festivus Pole
Simply exquisite. Though I have no idea how this would hang from the doorway. Regardless... You're up!
lol OK
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 37
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
The iconic music for the Charlie Brown Christmas special was written and recorded by Vince Guaraldi. Give the name and pitch idea of other musicians who were rejected.
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"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk"
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James Lynch. Don't google him at work. (Hint: "Bow chicka bow-wow!!!")
(I love Peanuts; I cried a little when Charles Schulz died; well, at least when all the tributes were given to him when he did die. I can't believe I'm desecrating his work that way!!! :) :) :) :))
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Originally The McCoy's wrote their song as Hang On Snoopy. After being rejected, they replaced a letter in the name and the rest is history.
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Neal Morse.
(I just think it's funny that the Peanuts Christmas special - roughly 25 minutes long - could be scored with one song.)
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Bobby McFerrin - a capella
Bob and Doug McKenzie doing voice overs
Kiss - "and for our high-school mid-term music project ..."
The Rat Pack - Christmas improvisations
Ted Nugent - sounds from the deer hunt
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The reason the adults warble their words is because Kingshmegland write the screenplay for them and that’s how it’s spelled.
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The reason the adults warble their words is because Kingshmegland write the screenplay for them and that’s how it’s spelled.
I figured he used voice-to-text dictation.
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Dennis Wilson - You're a Good Man, Charlie Manson.
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The reason the adults warble their words is because Kingshmegland write the screenplay for them and that’s how it’s spelled.
Probably true since I wouldn't use an 1800's typewriter like you would.
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Tiny Tim - Tiptoe through the Pumpkin Patch.
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Ron McKernan was given a shot to compose some songs. ;)
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Adam Schiff - The Recorder Sessions.
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Adam Schiff - The Recorder Sessions.
oof
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The Christmas Works of Bette Midler (not that there's anything wrong with that).
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Alex N. Disiplin - Snoopy's song: The Black and White Bitch
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Issa - Ho ho, yes I'm a fucking ho.
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The Mothers of Invention— Yellow Snow - Charlie Rubs It - St. Lucy’s Pancake Breakfast
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Snoopy Be A Snoopin' Like Saint Nick - By Snoop Dog
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Slayer - What the Adults are Actually Saying
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Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice get together to do a futuristic musical look at....oops, spoiler alert..........
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OJ Simpson - Sleigh Ride
John Belushi - White Christmas
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Kingshmegland’s song was protested by PETA because he kept referring to the dog as Spoony.
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Kingshmegland’s song was protested by PETA because he kept referring to the dog as Spoony.
That's your nickname, sweetheart.
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Cover of ‘Last Christmas’ by Jim Jones
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The Mothers of Invention— Yellow Snow - Charlie Rubs It - St. Lucy’s Pancake Breakfast
I mean, shit. This one made me laugh out loud.
WINNER!
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Schweet! Thanks, Hef!
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New scene: Rejected secret Santa gift ideas for DTF members.
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Faux Toronto Maple Leaf's Stanley Cup Championship Ornament for Chad.
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MAGA hat for RJ?
Soundgarden box set for TAC?
An orange traffic cone for Chino?
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History of shopping carts -for TAC
73 disc ultra mega collector's ultimate edition - The best of Radiohead boxed set - for Stadler
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Automatic splechdk for kingsland
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History of shopping carts -for TAC
73 disc ultra mega collector's ultimate edition - The best of Radiohead boxed set - for Stadler
HAHAHAHAHA, you know me so well.
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I shuddered writing that as I'm in the same boat
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Prank desk button that when pushed just says “…but Adam Schiff..” for Stadler
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The ultimate growling anthology: 10CD boxset - Chad
Backstage Kip Winger meet and greet - Tim
HoveringSojourn - Keyboard with a shift key, welcome mat.
MinistroRaven - 12 month subscription to any other music news site that isn't lotsofmuzic.com
jjrock - Any album released after 1989.
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A swear jar for Tim.
A Michigan Wolverines jersey for Hef.
A game 7 win for Chad.
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Johnny Walker Red for Gregg
Prizes for Bosk.
A sense of humour for Kev
Cameo from Hilary for Bill
Hamburger Helper for RJ
Heels for Tricia
Rubber shoes for Kade
A Pallet for Joe
Aldi gift card for Tim
A fully spelled curse word for Gary
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Haha. Tim at Aldi's. Lol
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Haha. Tim at Aldi's. Lol
My wife loves Aldi's. They have great chocolate covered granola bars!
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Haha. Tim at Aldi's. Lol
My wife loves Aldi's. They have great chocolate covered granola bars!
But are you with her shopping there?
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Haha. Tim at Aldi's. Lol
My wife loves Aldi's. They have great chocolate covered granola bars!
But are you with her shopping there?
I've been there before. ;D
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They don't give you bags. How can you go there? They don't support the customer.
You know where I'm going with this....
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I'm not an Aldi guy, just something about them....
What's your beef with them Tim?
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I'm not an Aldi guy, just something about them....
What's your beef with them Tim?
I didn't know I had one! :lol
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I'm not an Aldi guy, just something about them....
What's your beef with them Tim?
I didn't know I had one! :lol
:lol Ah....I did wonder how I missed this joke.
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Depends.
For many of us lol
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A sticker for TAC
(https://i.etsystatic.com/35949096/r/il/b5e856/4138303816/il_794xN.4138303816_op0o.jpg)
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:lol
I like it!
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BYU pajamas and bedsheets for Podaar
Exploding golf balls for Podaar
Issa box set for wolfking
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BYU pajamas and bedsheets for Podaar
Exploding golf balls for Podaar
Issa box set for wolfking
Exploding Issa balls for Wolfking
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A rubber suit for Kade.
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A year’s subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club for jingle boy.
Pink bunny suit for TAC.
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A year’s subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club for jingle boy.
That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year!!
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A lot of good laughs here, and I really thought Chad was take it with both quantity and quality, but the Snow Dog swooped in.
BYU pajamas and bedsheets for Podaar
WINNER!
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Thanks! Know thy audience. I definitely felt dirty typing that answer…
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, XJDenton - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New scene: Bad ways to propose to your partner
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“If we were married right now, you could get me a sammich!”
“…No, but this ring might!”
“…it’s genius, we don’t use protection, you get pregnant, then your dad has to go along with it!”
“…it’s either you or your sister, and I figured it’s only fair I give you dibs since it’s less likely you’ll get another shot.”
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If I divorce my current wife, would you marry me?
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Will you marry me? here's the ring....
(https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1qvICRXXXXXb3XFXXq6xXFXXX0/Male-stainless-steel-penis-ring-lasting-product-cock-rings-penis-bondage-Physical-delay-ejaculation-Scrotal-bound.jpg)
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Tell King Postwhore's mother-in-law before you propose.
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Will you Merry *whispers "Christmas"* me?
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I'm pregnant.
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Cameo from Matt Lauer.
Playing Bruno Mars.
Dinner at Taco Bell, hide the ring in a Crunchwrap Supreme.
Breakfast at Denny’s, have the Robo-waiter deliver the ring with the question programmed on its “face”
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"Just think of it, you could be sister-wife to the legendary Mrs. P!"
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Appear on the big screen Kiss-Cam! at a Trump political rally.
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December 23rd, during the airing of grievances.
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By telegram
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You’re one call after being arrested for hiring a prostitute.
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?
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Throwing them off hell in a cell and having them plummet 16 feet through an announcers table.
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Getting a "Marry me?" tattoo
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So you want to get married? um, I guess so.
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Hey babe. Wanna improve our tax situation?
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Hey babe. Wanna improve our tax situation?
Hey babe... wanna double our wardrobe?
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You seem to be the only one who will let me stick 'this'.....into 'that'.....sooooo.......would you could you please marry me so I can keep doing that?
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Hey babe. Ever wanted to know what it felt like to sign a pre-nuptial agreement?
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Marry me and I promise you a lifetime of substandard and quickly paced sex.....a front row view of my ever expanding waistline, and myriad of possibly the most unique yet disgusting hygiene habits known to the western world.
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Hey honey, I think I'd like to see you 20kgs heavier, so how bout we tie the knot?
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"I don't think we should be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore."
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You ever see a grown man naked?
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'Sorry 'bout your (insert relative or pet name) dying, ....you know what might make you feel better?'
'If we were married, I wouldn't be living alone and have to masturbate.'
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'If we were married, I wouldn't be living alone and have to masturbate.'
Wanna bet?
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Well, I wouldn’t be living alone 😉
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"I don't think we should be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore."
HAHAHAHA. That's a good one (and I remember the meme).
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Lots of laughs this round, but this one takes it.
"I don't think we should be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore."
You're up, XJ!
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Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, XJDenton - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827, Indiscipline - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New scene: Rejected proposals for TV holiday specials
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Santa Cosby
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A Very Most Excellent Christmas Ever, Let Me Tell You Spectacle.
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A Charlie Manson Christmas
Rudi Giuliani’s (Four) Seasons Greetings Special
DragonAttack Sings Queen Quistmas
Ho Ho Hoes Turning Tricksmas
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DragonAttack Sings Queen Quistmas
Another show bites the dust.
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Christmas with the Skywalkers
Intervention: Santa
PETA in the North Pole
To Catch An Elf Smuggler
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Ru Paul's Face Lift Christmas
Roseanne Barr Sings The Classics!
Charlie In The Box: Loud and Proud!!
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A Fear Factor Christmas
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Hanna Waddingham Home for Christmas in loose clothing
Non Binary Temperature Misers
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Roasting Rudolph with Bobby Flay
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Carolling with Sam Kinison and Gordon Ramsey
Ricky Gervais Bedtime Christmas Stories
Stocking Stuffers, starring Peter North
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Christopher Hitchens' Nativity Tale.
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I'm frankly of the opinion that any Peter North reference is a good reference. :) :) :) :) :)
Jingle, he's from Canada; do you know him?
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I'm frankly of the opinion that any Peter North reference is a good reference. :) :) :) :) :)
Jingle, he's from Canada; do you know him?
Everyone knows him.
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I'm frankly of the opinion that any Peter North reference is a good reference. :) :) :) :) :)
Jingle, he's from Canada; do you know him?
Everyone knows him.
They do??
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I'm frankly of the opinion that any Peter North reference is a good reference. :) :) :) :) :)
Jingle, he's from Canada; do you know him?
Everyone knows him.
They do??
Everyone else knows him.
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John Holmes’ Longing For The Holidays
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I'm frankly of the opinion that any Peter North reference is a good reference. :) :) :) :) :)
Jingle, he's from Canada; do you know him?
Yes, you may say every Peter North reference is a money shot.
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How the Left Stole Christmas with Tucker Carlson
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How the Left Stole Christmas with Tucker Carlson
We’re talking fictional stories here.
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Hugh Hefner's Babes in Toyland
Miracle at Nakatomi Tower
The Christmas Armadillo
A Christmas Carol Channing
A Charlie Brown Diwali
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Hugh Hefner's Babes in Toyland
Miracle at Nakatomi Tower
The Christmas Armadillo
A Christmas Carol Channing
A Charlie Brown Diwali
Random.
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David Hasselhoff in O Holy Knight Rider - The Christmas Special
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Liam Gallagher in Cantique de Noel.
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The Twelve Days of Herpes
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Hanna Waddingham Home for Christmas in loose clothing
If it was half as good as her holiday special this year, I'd watch in a heartbeat.
Christopher Hitchens' Nativity Tale.
:lol Well played
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‘White Christmas’ starring Jenna Jameson
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Cheaper by the Dozen: A Christmas Tale - Starring Nick Cannon
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How the Left Stole Christmas with Tucker Carlson
Christopher Hitchens' Nativity Tale.
Both of these made me chuckle the hardest but the latter wins as I can see the first actually airing as a segment.
Indiscipline, you are up!
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Thank you, good sir!
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, XJDenton - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Indiscipline - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New scene: MP's first ever post on DTF.
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I agree with Wolfking.
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Who the fuck is Christopher Hitchens?
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Who the fuck is Christopher Hitchens?
Well, yeah there's that too.
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Who the fuck is Christopher Hitchens?
I have always found it quaint, and rather touching, that there is a movement in the U.S. that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough.” — Christopher Hitchens
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That doesn't help..
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Eat my ass and balls.
I agree with Stadler.
So, SDOIT, one song or several? Discuss...
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Who the fuck is Christopher Hitchens?
I have always found it quaint, and rather touching, that there is a movement in the U.S. that thinks Americans are not yet selfish enough.” — Christopher Hitchens
That was supposed to be MP’s post, not mine. Notice the folded font? ::)
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*facepalm*
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I agree with Wolfking.
:metal :lol
MP.....my brotha!
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You bailed on teaching a bunch of kids in China to come home just because you heard I was rejoining the band? Dude, WTF?!
Does this guy's computer not have a shift key?
Are you guys ready for SC part 2?
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So tired of the BS and hostility on that other forum. Looking forward to nothing but kind words and good vibes here.
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New scene: MP's first ever post on DTF.
*ahem*
Thank you so much to smegolas, bosk1, lithium112, zeppelinDT, TisBOOLsheet, cranky, H, reneranucci, and dublagent66 for the kind (or simply understanding) words.(or anybody else that has posted similar thoughts in other theads). It's nice to see that some people still have fond memories of the 25 years I spent in DT. That will always mean alot to me. You can take me out of DT, but you'll never take DT out of me!
I still don't understand the negativity and hatred towards me around here as I never did anything to personally hurt or disrespect any of you...OK, maybe you can cite a few isolated individual posts through the years like the MOP stuff or the GT rant, but c'mon...it's time to move on!! I've never been mean or disrespectful to anybody unless they drew first blood and I needed to speak my side...Kev Shmev if you are still hurt from a post I made in 2002, I apologize...Life is waaaay too short to hold grudges!
I made some decisions over the last year or so that were very difficult to make and ones that directly effect my personal life and career. All I ever hoped for was the support of the fans that I always loved and stood by for over 2 decades...
Believe me it hurts when I read some of the downright nasty things said here and on other boards. Please remember I am a human being made of flesh and blood, just trying to be a good husband and father and trying my best to please all of the fans that have stood by me for all of these years.
For those of you that have been kind and supportive, I thank you all sincerely and I shall continue to give you 1000% in everything I do as have for all of these years....
In the meantime, can't we all just get along???
MP
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See, I told you…bold text. :biggrin:
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Whatever any of you DO, do NOT let hefdaddy42 quote me over a decade later. TRUST ME....
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So, is MP posting the next scene?😉
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(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53413796430_27c7351c3a_c.jpg)
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JR and MP
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(https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/53413796430_27c7351c3a_c.jpg)
Woah! That's awesome!
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New scene: MP's first ever post on DTF.
*ahem*
Thank you so much to smegolas, bosk1, lithium112, zeppelinDT, TisBOOLsheet, cranky, H, reneranucci, and dublagent66 for the kind (or simply understanding) words.(or anybody else that has posted similar thoughts in other theads). It's nice to see that some people still have fond memories of the 25 years I spent in DT. That will always mean alot to me. You can take me out of DT, but you'll never take DT out of me!
I still don't understand the negativity and hatred towards me around here as I never did anything to personally hurt or disrespect any of you...OK, maybe you can cite a few isolated individual posts through the years like the MOP stuff or the GT rant, but c'mon...it's time to move on!! I've never been mean or disrespectful to anybody unless they drew first blood and I needed to speak my side...Kev Shmev if you are still hurt from a post I made in 2002, I apologize...Life is waaaay too short to hold grudges!
I made some decisions over the last year or so that were very difficult to make and ones that directly effect my personal life and career. All I ever hoped for was the support of the fans that I always loved and stood by for over 2 decades...
Believe me it hurts when I read some of the downright nasty things said here and on other boards. Please remember I am a human being made of flesh and blood, just trying to be a good husband and father and trying my best to please all of the fans that have stood by me for all of these years.
For those of you that have been kind and supportive, I thank you all sincerely and I shall continue to give you 1000% in everything I do as have for all of these years....
In the meantime, can't we all just get along???
MP
Ooooops.
Let's say then it's "MP's first ever post on DTF after rejoining DT"
Sorry for the inconvenience.
(^That's me, not MP's post)
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lol
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Back to the scene submissions ....
Life is waaaay too short to hold grudges for longer than 13 years.
<and yes, I know that he reconciled with James (last) after less than 13 years>
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Also, I realize I should've captioned my pic with "Back on DTF, bitches!"
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You wanted the best, you GOT the best. For 13 years, anyway! Now I'M BACK!
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*facepalm*
Honestly speaking, this would also work as a first post.
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*facepalm*
Honestly speaking, this would also work as a first post.
Indi should award himself the victory?
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*facepalm*
Honestly speaking, this would also work as a first post.
Indi should award himself the victory?
If it fits, it ships!
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*facepalm*
Honestly speaking, this would also work as a first post.
Indi should award himself the victory?
If it fits, it ships!
Who among us hasn't thought up better responses to our own scenes?!
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MP asks about the DTF Members of the Year Tournament.
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I demand you to return Weymolith to my Forum!
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*facepalm*
Honestly speaking, this would also work as a first post.
Indi should award himself the victory?
If it fits, it ships!
Who among us hasn't thought up better responses to our own scenes?!
HAHAHA, I don't know if I think it's "better", but I will confess to thinking "if someone goes down this avenue, they win!".
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MP asks about the DTF Members of the Year Tournament.
And is he eligible. ;)
(Love you, Mike, just playing the game!)
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All right, despite I've managed to fock up this round royally, I think I see a way out.
Yeah, *facepalm* as a first MP post is a pretty funny one and, although awarding myself the victory could also be a pretty funny MP thing to do, I gotta hand it over to XJDenton who had the intuition and made the association. I just palmed a face.
Back to you, good sir!
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bumptiy bump bump
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Did anyone PM XJDenton to advise him of his win? Ale?
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Thank you, Gregg. Just did it.
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I'm on fire!
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 14
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto - 7
XJDenton, MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Indiscipline - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New scene: Rejected Mr Roger's Neighbourhood episodes.
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How to clean your glok
These fucking crack-whores are killing my property value
Guess what pills I found today?
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I Stepped Outside and Said Fuck No, Not Today!
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How To Light Your Home-made Sex Videoes: Lady Amberlin shows him how to avoid shadows. Song? "How to light... your porno!"
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GoodBYE, neighbor!
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We're All Depraved
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Welfare and EBT - How to Game the System
The Best Way to Get Rid of a Body
How to Covertly Sleep With Your Neighbors Wife
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60 minutes in P/R.
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*Zips open his Slave mask*
"Todays safe word children is, Stagecoach."
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I'd like to introduce you to my new neighbour - Kotowboy.
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*Zips open his Slave mask*
"Todays safe word children is, Stagecoach."
"Stagecoach". Hilarious.
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That King Friday is a Real Motherfucker
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Today we learn about the other 'train'.....not the one to make-believe land
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What the Fuck is a Hula Mouse Really?
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Mister McFeely makes a "speedy delivery"
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King Friday, X the Owl, and Henrietta Pussycat pull a Trolley.
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Ghosting your neighbour (or thread ;))
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Ghosting your neighbour (or thread ;))
I was waiting to see if a few more replies trickled in. ;)
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What the Fuck is a Hula Mouse Really?
Ok, you win. Heff, you are up!
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What the Fuck is a Hula Mouse Really?
Come to my next luau and I'll show you, Buster. :eyebrows:
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What the Fuck is a Hula Mouse Really?
Ok, you win. Heff, you are up!
Sweet!
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto - 7
XJDenton, MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Indiscipline - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New scene: Strange things overheard at a funeral
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He went out doing what he loved. Riding a unicycle down mountain trails.
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"They asked me to bring comfortable shoes so we all do the Cha-Cha slide"
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I don't know how they did it, but they fit whole clown alley in the casket.
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When I'm up at the casket, I'm gonna fart, so the next person will think it's Larry haunting them.
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Meh. Last time he did it better.
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Can you believe they put a cone in front of the parking spot?
Worst Vlasto Day ever!
Not a scene, but it sure would be nice to have Nick come in and give some real examples.
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Well, as a registered Democrat…. at least he will still be able to vote twice next election
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"Sweet dreams...you, bastard."
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He never recovered from Mangini being fired.
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Well, as a registered Democrat…. at least he will still be able to vote twice next election
As the Ds say, "Vote early, vote often!"
Heck, if they can prop the dead guy up in a chair, maybe they'll nominate him for President.
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Most of my relatives are police marksmen, apart from the deceased who was a bank robber. At least he died surrounded by his family.
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"Is the widow single now?"
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"I mean, I didn't mean to push them off, but it was funny"
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How 'bout them Eagles
How 'bout them Cowboys
How 'bout them Browns
How 'bout them Dolphins
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"Is the widow single now?"
lol
WINNER
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Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo - 11
TheSilentHam, Snow Dog - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Indiscipline - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: World's worst tourism slogans.
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Belgium. They wrote a song about our canals!!
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Come to the Gaza Strip! You'll be blown away!
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My Bathroom: Everyday is a new fragrance
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Belgium. They wrote a song about our canals!!
Huh? I don't know many Belgium songs. Or canal songs.
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Belgium. They wrote a song about our canals!!
Huh? I don't know many Belgium songs. Or canal songs.
You not a porn fan?
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Australia. We have things in our backyards that will kill you and you'll probably be called a cunt!
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Brazil: You won't get a discount.
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Belgium. They wrote a song about our canals!!
Huh? I don't know many Belgium songs. Or canal songs.
You not a porn fan?
Most definitely.
I mean, uh.... I used to, a long time ago.... now I only watch them for the articles.
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Taiwan: Joining China soon too!
North Korea: Grab 'em by the Pyongyang
Pakistan: Not the even the 2nd worst 'stan'.
Iran: Watch out for the Flocks of Seagulls
Iraq: You raq, we all raq.
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Iran: Watch out for the Flocks of Seagulls
Brilliant.
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China ... let's go viral!
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Scotland: Come and let it hang
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India : We Can Always Squeeze in One More
Spain: Check out our Rain on the Plain
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Taiwan: Joining China soon too!
North Korea: Grab 'em by the Pyongyang
Pakistan: Not the even the 2nd worst 'stan'.
Iran: Watch out for the Flocks of Seagulls
Iraq: You raq, we all raq.
Got your game on today, I see!
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China ... let's go viral!
Haha
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North Carolina: better (on average) than South Carolina!
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Florida: America's dick.
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I already see the winner, but
Detroit: All our sports teams suck
Dallas: Come see 'America's Regular Season Team'
Baltimore: Come relive 'The Wire'
Baltimore: Hey, our murder rate went down last year
International Falls: It's cheaper to visit than the Arctic
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Edmonton: Where every cunt is as cold as a witches cunt.
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Roanoke: Home of the Worlds Longest Hide and Seek Game
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Tuvalu: Who?
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Raleigh: slightly smaller than Charlotte, but three times as fun!
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Italy: where the Pope is held hostage!
USA: no country for young leaders!
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Canada: America’s attic
USA: Canada’s unfinished basement
Turkey: Gobble gobble!
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Amsterdam - Come put *your* finger in a dike!
Wisconsin - Smell our dairy air!
Colorado - Come get high!
Kansas - Who are we kidding? There’s fucking nothing to do here.
Quebec - S'en aller.
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Jamaica: :hat
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Australia, you'll see spiders so big, you'll shit yourself.
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Canada: Experience Communism ‘Light’
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Colorado - Come get high!
Good double entendre, referencing both the mountains and the other thing. You win.
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Sweet. Thanks!
Jingle.boy - 79
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Indiscipline - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: What the fine print for cell phone commercials actually says.
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meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow .
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Copies of her emails
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"We will know what you masturbate to. You dirty, dirty man."
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"In extreme circumstances, it could even be used to make calls."
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Gordon Ramsey's recipe for Rigatoni Bolognese.
The lyrics for Wild Thing
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"Will break before the release of our next model"
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Please stop reading this, you giant tool.
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The real reason DT brought back Mike Portnoy.
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This phone has no information on deflated footballs.
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If you are searching for the meaning of whahibrido pickingant and 'Bohemian Rhapsody', look elsewhere
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We don't know who was phone either
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Violet doilies will not muffle garlic farts unless tucked carefully, even meaningfully, within the emission zone. Even at that, better than 90% efficiency can only be realized when used in pink buffalo rectums. All other applications can only anticipate less efficiency on noise reduction. No odor filtering can be reasonably expected.
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We've been trying to reach you concerning your cars extended warranty.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together for over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talking to you, Butch. I got something for ya...This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first world war. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up until then, people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off and put it in an old coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass! Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my as for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
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Classic scene.
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Classic scene.
Check out the big brain on Chaaaad!
Classic indeed. I’m a sucker for Pulp Fiction quotes. Ain’t beating that for me. You’re up, Jingle!
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Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
lonestar - 26
Stadler - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Indiscipline - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: Jeopardy questions (or categories) where a DTF member is the answer.
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Most Knowledgeable DTF Queen Fan
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Things from the 80's.
PS: TAC.
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'Common Sense' ;) :D :) :biggrin: :lol :rollin
'Spelchikr'
'Most Handsome American Man of the 1990's'
(yup, that's me! :D)
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Who is, the other bald forum member
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Who is, the other bald forum member
Who is Chad.
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"This person is the daddiest of the daddies"
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“Iconically terrifying in common sense”
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"This DTF member is NOT a match"
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Category: 'Age That Members Lost Thier Virginity'
Double Jeopardy Question: 'This Member Remains A Virgin Despite Vigorous Attempts To Not Be One'
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Who won't just put the damn cart back where it goes?
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Question: "Kingshmeglnd AKA King Postwhore does not know how to use 'this' feature?"
Answer: "What is Spellcheck?"
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"Actually Appeared On Jeopardy"
"Three People Who Have Never Been In My Kitchen"
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"Three People Who Have Never Been In My Kitchen"
Maybe not the funniest, but the Cliffy reference will always get the win. You're up Bill.
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I'll Take "How to Kill a Thread" for $500 Alex......
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I'll Take "How to Kill a Thread" for $500 Alex......
SHIT!! Sorry about that.
Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 27
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 21
TAC - 20
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Indiscipline - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: What Travis Kelce REALLY said to Andy Reid....
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NO RULES IN BREAKABLE HEAVEN!
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Why wouldn't each girl get their own cup?
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I'd rather fuck Blake Lively, wouldn't you?
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I'd rather fuck Blake Lively, wouldn't you?
No.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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I'd rather fuck Blake Lively, wouldn't you?
/timeout, real answer.....absolutely......100% yes to this....
Scenes Entries:
My Myocarditis Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun
I Can't Take Kermit Voice Man Any Longer!!!!!
I Just Learned What Taylors Carbon Footprint Is!!!!
Does This Beard Make Me Look Fat?
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DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME, OLD MAN
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"It doesn't matter if steel is heavier then feathers, they are both a kilogram!!"
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"IT'S ME, I'M THE PROBLEM IT'S ME"
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"Everyone survived...ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!"
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"Soylent green is people!"
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR WARRANTY!!
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"So, what are you doing after the game? If you're free, Taylor would like to invite you to our afterparty."
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We just skipped page 4 of the CIA playbook!
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NO Taylor did not rob Lana of the Grammy!
!
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MY NAME IS NOT MAAUTO!!!
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"Soylent green is people!"
Biggest laugh of the day.
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4UPDUpjkHg0
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I don't get it.
Is anyone shocked?
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I don't get it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4UPDUpjkHg0
OK, gotcha. I'm not familiar with that movie.
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I wanted that last corn dog, dammit!
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MY NAME IS NOT MAAUTO!!!
The only one better would have been "I'm KARMA!!!"* but this is a win.
(* Get it? "Karma is my boyfriend!")
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I don't get it.
Is anyone shocked?
No
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Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 27
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 21
Cool Chris - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra, Indiscipline - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: What Mike Portnoy said to James Labrie on the first day of recording vocals for the new album..
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This is going to be an instrumental album.
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Need a new voice, a new law, a new way
Take the time, reevaluate
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"I think this would be a great spot for a drum solo instead"
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Need a new voice, a new law, a new way
Take the time, reevaluate
:lol
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"James, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides against the family again."
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"I'll be handling the F#s from now on."
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"By the grace of God above, I will survive. ROAR!"
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John and I have decided that you must go by your real name now Kevin.
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James: Knock Knock.
Mike: Who's There?
James: Britney Spears.
Mike: Britney Spears who?
James: Knock Knock
Mike: Who's There?
James: Oops I did it again.
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Don't you worry, we'll have you hitting those high notes again here shortly.
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This is going to be an instrumental album.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Hey James, do you still have Peter Wildoer's phone number by any chance??
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Hey James, do you still have Peter Wildoer's phone number by any chance??
No, and that's an odd question and time to ask me.
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Hey James, do you still have Peter Wildoer's phone number by any chance??
No, and that's an odd question and time to ask me.
Haha!
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Need a new voice, a new law, a new way
Take the time, reevaluate
Winnah!!
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Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 27
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 21
Cool Chris - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Indiscipline - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: 100% success rate pick-up line at a DT concert.
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Not only am I a DT fan, but you should see the amount of posts I have on the band's official forum!
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I feel elated
I feel depressed
Sex is death, Death is sex
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I use JP's beard oil with my manhood.
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Raw dog??
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HI, my name is John Myhung.
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You've heard about the Dance of Eternity, what about the Chance of Maternity?
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Hey my fingers are worthy of a 6 string bass.
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I lost my virginity to Awake!
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They say nothing lasts forever, do you want To Live Forever?
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"Want to see the count of Tuscany? Although you'll need to provide the 'o'."
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"1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )"
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'My handle on DTF is
Dragon Attack TAC King Postwhore Indiscipline.'
'I do things with my fingers that Petrucci and Myung can only dream about, and then any time signature you desire afterwards.'
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Sorry, lonestar is busy right now, but he and I have the same birthday.
-
Here are the top 10 reasons you should go out with me.
-
Here are the top 10 reasons you should go out with me.
But reason #4 could have been broken up into 8 separate reasons.
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Here are the top 10 reasons you should go out with me.
Tragically true, but also funny. Your turn!
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Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 56
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 21
Cool Chris - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Indiscipline - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: Examples of AI gone awry....
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Literally any AI generated picture
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Donald Trump with no spray tan.
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Alexa responds to all your commands with "are you sure about that?"
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I know every TV show.
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Welcome to the forums!
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Chad as a gun toting American.
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StadGPT in the p/r section
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TACgpt: "You absolutely should return the cart to the corral."
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Using CommonSenseBot to win arguments.
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Carah Sonner?
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Parkour Biden
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Parkour Biden
I thought this would go in a different direction (and I hate picking the topics anyway) but since any reference to parkour is a good one, here's the winner.
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A win is a win.....thanks Bill :tup
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 57
Podaar - 38
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 21
Cool Chris - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Indiscipline - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: You create a 'church' to take advantage of the tax exempt status they get.....what's your Church called?
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Thy Pockets Runeth Over Church
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hefdaddy's house
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Theology of Abandoned Carts
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DTF Donations Church
it's all in fun, please don't ban me
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The Pentecostal Assemblies of God church
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The We Haven't Had Any Mass Shootings In Our Church Church.
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The Human Fund Church
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Churchy McGodface.
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First Church of Immaculate Distillation and Tabernacle of the Holy Mini-bottle.
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Gregg takes it home with this one....you're up! :tup
First Church of Immaculate Distillation and Tabernacle of the Holy Mini-bottle.
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Pretty ironic for a person in recovery to award this round to an atheist considering the subject matter and the answer I gave. :lol
Thanks, Gary.
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 57
Podaar - 39
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
TAC - 21
Cool Chris - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Indiscipline - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: First draft of famous movie lines.
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"Expect me later" (Terminator)
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Yippy ki-Yay other Mother.
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I'll have what ters had.
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"Frankly, my dear..... shut up".
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I'm not offering him shit
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Say Hello... to my buddy who's small in stature!!!
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You're going to need a bigger float.
E.T phone home busy.
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Zippity Doo Dah, Mother Fucker.
Luke, who's your daddy
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Drop the gun, take the cannolis (reference to the movie thread where I f-ed up the line).
Frankly, my dear, I'm tired of your antics.
A Jehovah once came to my door. I ate his spleen with some spinach and a nice white Zinfandel.
What are you, stupid, Watson?
Houston, hang on, I think something is going wrong.
Why don't you try building it? Who knows, maybe he'll come by!
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ET phone hooker
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Heeeeeeeere's Jonathan!
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'There's no menstruating in baseball!'
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May the good vibes be with you.
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English, motherfucker! Are you conversant in it?
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I love the smell of burning flesh in the morning
The first rule of fight club is we don't talk about fight club. The second rule is no nut shots.
Open the pod bay doors, HAL; Fuck you, Dave
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Feel lucky, petal?
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"Momma always said life is like a box of chocolate, it cost a bit more around Valentines Day"
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Do you fell lucky? Well, Do Ya... Pat?
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I just realized this is probably one of the best-suited categories for Joe's typing style.
Everything he types looks like a rough draft.
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:lol
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:lol
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Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit Hef if you fell out of a fucking boat.
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"I'm gonna make him an offer he might like, he might not; I really won't know till we've had a chance to discuss it in detail."
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that one time he TP'ed Jesus' house, and blamed it on Judas."
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"in another life, I would've hated to just do laundry and taxes with you"
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that one time he TP'ed Jesus' house, and blamed it on Judas."
:rollin :rollin
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Hard to argue with the Usual Suspects.
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that one time he TP'ed Jesus' house, and blamed it on Judas."
Well done!
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I am glad people got my reference.
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 57
Podaar - 39
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 22
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold, Indiscipline - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next: With all the silly talk about DT releasing Metropolis Pt 3, it would still be miles better than these possible song/album sequels.
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Spocks Beard - Yellow Snow.
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Metallica - Lulu Pt 2: All Nightmare Long
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Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Trip To The VA.
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The Wall, Part II - We Don't Need No Immigration
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Rush - Tasty Waves
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Neal Morse needs some extra money, so he is releasing:
Neal Morse - Teste Money
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Kansas - Leftovers for Dinner
Pink Floyd - Wish You’d Go Away Again
Queensrÿche - Operation: Mindcrime II
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Queensrÿche - Operation: Mindcrime II
:rollin :rollin
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:lol
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Rush - Manual Doors
The Eagles - Motel Appalachia
Queen - A Morning At The Crematorium
The Rolling Stones - Moist Vagina
Van Halen - EIEIO
REM - Stick Shift For The Masses
Styx - Kilroy Is Everywhere
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Metallica - Re:Re:Re:Re:Fw:Re:Reload [Possible Spam]
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Metallica - Re:Re:Re:Re:Fw:Re:Reload [Possible Spam]
I miss my 20's.
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The Wall, Part II - We Don't Need No Immigration
The Queensryche one was pretty damn funny, but I like the creativity of this one.
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Thank you!
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 57
Podaar - 39
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 22
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next: We successfully get to inhabit Mars and the new civilization needs a Constitution: what's its first line?
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We don't need no immigration. Wait, wut?
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"We, the Martians of planet earth, will do our best this time"
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Mars, we have 3 titties.
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We ain't found shit
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In accordance with the will and desire of our Founding Emperor Elon the First.........
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In accordance with the will and desire of our Founding Emperor Elon the First.........
Won by scary accuracy.
Your turn, sir.
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Thank you!!!
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 39
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 22
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
Zydar, El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next Scene:
Things you can say about your home/apartment.....but not your significant other.
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Fuck it's cold around here.
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It’s only five years old.
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I could rent it out.
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I’m going to need to win the lottery in order to afford improvements.
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I should be able to upgrade in about a decade.
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The supporting wall will require an additional RSJ if you plan to knock through and create an open plan kitchen.
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I should be able to fit all my friends in there.
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Now and then I get tired of staying inside.
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It takes a lot of work and money to maintain
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I should be able to upgrade in about a decade.
:rollin
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There's an addition to the rear.
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These fuckin' cobwebs
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The plumbing backs up pretty regularly, which fucks with the washing machine - I have to do the laundry by hand ALL... THE .... TIME.
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My friend's apartment is nicer.
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The basement is ukept, dark, moist, and smells musty.
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It looks much worse than when I got it.
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Nice acoustics in here.
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This house blows!
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Those shingles look great!
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Does the carpet match the drapes?
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It's musty down here.
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Please remove your shoes before you enter.
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Those shingles look great!
Sean Connery goes speed dating.
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We should make this a duplex.
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Many....many good ones here to choose from. But Zydar got me early with this one:
I should be able to fit all my friends in there.
You're up! :tup
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Thanks Gary!
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 39
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 22
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
Zydar, BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking - 8
El Barto, XJDenton - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next Scene: Worst things to say upon coming out of a coma.
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I hope Trump won.
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That was a great nap. Wasn't it?
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Did anyone feed the people I had in my basement?
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ET VOILA!
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I drank what
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I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday. I just remember doing what they told me.
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I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday. I just remember doing what they told me.
:metal
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I drank what
(https://i.imgflip.com/5aty63.gif)
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I drank what
(https://i.imgflip.com/5aty63.gif)
:metal
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"Did they ever get that abortion debate resolved?"
-
Some really good ones, but this Queensryche reference hit the spot for me.
I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday. I just remember doing what they told me.
You're up!
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Yeah, I saw that entry and didn't even try to come up with a response.
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STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 39
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 22
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next Scene:
Rejected Ben and Jerry's flavours.
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Wasabi hummus.
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Loneliness and desperation
Your parents never loved you
Chloroform
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Yeah, I saw that entry and didn't even try to come up with a response.
Same. Perfect entry
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Sweaty lesbian gym teacher
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Chinese Bat
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Ben and Jerry
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Cherry Pop Surprise
Elmer Fudge Punch
Menstrual Therapy Ripple
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Migrant Shelter Sherbet
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Vanilla
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Wet dog
Partly moist
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Summer's Eve
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Covfefe
-
Shrinkflation
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Adventurous Cucumber
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Mennen Speed Stick
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Mucas Plug Medley
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Evaporated Dihydrogen Monoxide
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Sodium Pentathol.
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Cosby Delight
Tear Gas Truffle
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Elmer Fudge Punch
For some reason, this one tickled me. You're up.
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Vanilla
:lol
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Thanks...and I really liked the Vanilla response too!
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 80
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 22
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next Scene:
Odd excuses to get you out of a speeding ticket.
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Katie Britt was following me!
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Office, I'm on my way to my mechanic, my car has a recall for unexplained acceleration.
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"Sorry, Mr Officer, but I'm still practicing for my driver license, and you must admit it's quite hard to focus on speed whilst posting on instagram with one hand and handling my beer with the other one; let alone minding the unregistered gun in the glove box and the ball of weed in the boot. You are frankly holding me to some unattainable standards!"
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"Officer, please. You have to let me go. I just thought of a great response for the Scenes From a Hat thread on the Dream Theater Forums and I gotta get - OW! Fucking taser?! Really?! What do you mean DT sucks since MP left? He's back now! OW! Stop fucking tasing me!"
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Katie Britt was following me!
?
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"This happens every fucking time when I go shopping!"
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I'm almost home.
-
Taylor told me to.
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I had to speed; the cops were chasing me.
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Well officer....it's really hot out and the corpse in the trunk is going to start to smell pretty soon.......
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour ... you're gonna see some serious shit!
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My dealer said my meth lab exploded.
-
I have to go back and save Doc Brown from the Libyans.
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Your mom just rang in a late night booty call
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I wasn't speeding. You were slowing.
-
Lot's of great responses, but I laughed the longest and the hardest at Chad's right off the bat.
Katie Britt was following me!
:clap:
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STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 81
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 22
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next Scene:
Unexpected "sports" to be tested at the next Olympic Games (winter or summer).
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Competitive basket weaving
-
Summer Game - Distance Spitting
Winter Game - Maximum Testicle Shrinkage
-
Tag
-
A Roulette
-
Tic Tac Toe
or, alternatively, Global Thermonuclear War
-
Scenes from a Hat
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Fantasy Football
-
Yo Mama showdown
-
Yo Mama showdown
:rollin
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Competitive lie spotting. First round: Adam Schiff speeches.
Love ya Stadler
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Wet noodle fencing
-
Finding Waldo timed competition
-
Competitive lie spotting. First round: Adam Schiff speeches.
It's going to be a while before Adam Schiff references don't land.
You're up Chris.
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Rule #1 in these games; Know thy judge
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 81
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam - 10
Jamesman, VMadera, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Scene: New ways NFL teams are evaluating players at this year's combine.
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Sing and dance a track from their favorite Disney movie.
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Recite the alphabet
Rubik's Cube
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How ticklish are you?
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Will Ferrell Movies trivia
Laugh response to The Far Side
Applying caulk
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Pole dancing
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The Electoral College.
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The Massage Gauntlet
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Pokemon battle
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Making it rain in da club
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Standing on their tippie toes
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Pole dancing
And Lonk is on the board with the brilliant simplicity of this response.
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Thank you!
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 81
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk- 10
Jamesman, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Scene: Rejected questions for Family Feud surveys.
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How many fu*ks do you have to give, before you’re out of fu*ks to give?
-
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What month does a pregnant woman start to show?
What singer would be best to replace James Labrie in Dream Theater?
We asked 100 women, what clothes don't make you look fat?
We asked 100 married men, how many times a day do you apologize and actually mean it?
We asked 100 married men, how many times a year does your wife apologize?
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We asked 100 people to name a tripe based desert.
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How many toes are in my pocket right now?
-
We asked 100 Dream Theater fans...
How many Mangini Era songs will MP let DT play?
-
We asked 100 Dream Theater fans, was Mike Mangini fired?
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Going to give this until tomorrow so those that weren't on over the weekend get a chance.
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We asked 100 men…..on a scale of 1 to 10…..how muffled and incoherent is your wife’s voice when she’s speaking to you during an important sporting event?
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We asked 100 married men. True or False: Your wife only asks you to do something for her when you are already actively engaged in doing something.
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We asked 100 men…..on a scale of 1 to 10…..how muffled and incoherent is your wife’s voice when she’s speaking to you during an important sporting event?
One of the very few things my wife and I scuffle over. The other night, I'm in the living room, she's in the kitchen - open floor plan, but technically TWO rooms away - and she's asking me questions about my flex spending card with about 0:45 seconds to go in the Bruins game. I love her, but...
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We asked 100 married men. True or False: Your wife only asks you to do something for her starts a conversation with you when you are already actively engaged in doing something.
Fix'd.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Winner winner
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STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 82
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk- 10
Jamesman, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings, Indiscipline - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene:
World's worst birthday presents
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Common sense book for Stadler ;)
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Pre-Paid Toronto Maple Leaf Stanley Cup Finals Tickets
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Pre-Paid Toronto Maple Leaf Stanley Cup Finals Tickets
(https://media.tenor.com/9DRO77BbWMwAAAAM/emril-lagasse.gif)
You're up Gary!
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That's why the two of you are behind me in the standings. You're supposed to give something funny, not mean. #laughcry
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Pre-Paid Toronto Maple Leaf Stanley Cup Finals Tickets
I was thinking something along those lines. Or a jersey from someone they traded away...
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Four days, three nights at the luscious Oak Island Resort Hotel. ;)
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You're supposed to give something funny, not mean. #laughcry
Pre-Paid St. Louis Blues First Round of Playoffs Tickets
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One way trip to Haiti
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A cemetery plot.
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Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
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Updated Netscape Navigator CD-Rom
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica.
Hell no, that shit is fly.
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Fax Machine
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Garmin GPS
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Blockbuster Gift Card
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Garmin GPS
Oh shit! I still have one of these.
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RCA cables
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Colo-guard Kit.
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Porn magazine
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Porn magazine
A totally appropriate and welcome gift. :) :) :)
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Porn magazine
A totally appropriate and welcome gift. :) :) :)
Yeah, I was gonna say..
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Porn magazine
A totally appropriate and welcome gift. :) :) :)
Yeah, I was gonna say..
Used porn magazine
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Porn magazine
A totally appropriate and welcome gift. :) :) :)
Yeah, I was gonna say..
Used porn magazine
Ok then, that's different.
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Porn magazine
A totally appropriate and welcome gift. :) :) :)
Yeah, I was gonna say..
Used porn magazine
Funny story...when I was in high school, me and my friends went hiking at this park which runs along a river. We saw something on top of some rocks near the water so we went to see what it was...Well turns out it was a porn magazine. Lets just say the "models" and people in the magazine were not in their prime.
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Used band-aid collection. Vintage.
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Porn magazine
A totally appropriate and welcome gift. :) :) :)
Yeah, I was gonna say..
Used porn magazine
Sticky pages and all I assume.
Worst gift for sure. You're up, Ale
Though... if this was my scene, I'd have gone a little more obtuse; like "chlamydia" or "Your parents' explanation why you were the reason they divorced"
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Used band-aid collection. Vintage.
"Vintage"; nice touch! :)
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Laserdisc re-winder.
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Used band-aid collection. Vintage.
"Vintage"; nice touch! :)
:tup
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Sorry, I didn't notice I had won.
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 82
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 15
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk- 10
Jamesman, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff , Indiscipline - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: Best excuse for erectile disfunction.
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You ugly
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I was told it's rude to point.
Clearly it's your mouth that's the problem here.
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I ate a Burrito like...5 minutes ago.
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I ate a Burrito like...5 minutes ago.
Isn't that how Gary Gygax preps?
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Isn't that how Gary Gygax preps?
That seems like a really odd reference.
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Isn't that how Gary Gygax preps?
That seems like a really odd reference.
Not according to Kingshmegland. He told me he was a gassy pornstar.
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That seems like a really odd reference.
Not according to Kingshmegland. He told me he was a gassy pornstar.
That is not who Gary Gygax is.
Gary Gygax is the creator of the game Dungeons & Dragons (well, co-creator, I guess, but definitely the driving force behind it).
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Yes, I found out after the fact.
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lol
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Her last name was "Schiff".
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My age
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An offer of fellatio from a cannibal.
Her name is Martina
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It's cold!
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I WAS IN THE POOL!
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Side Effects from an Atomic Wedgie received Freshman year of High School
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"I'm sorry, it's just you don't remind me too much of my mother."
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"I've been listening to Ed Sheeran a lot lately."
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It's because you like growls in your music :neverusethis:
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She plays Ulrik Lyngs to get you "in the mood"
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Sorry, babe. Too much DTF today.
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Sorry, babe. Too much DTF today.
Plausible, and winner.
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LOL
OK, what now?
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 82
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 34 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk- 10
Jamesman, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff , Indiscipline - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: A film critic talking about the many flaws of The Godfather
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"Too many white Italians! How about some diversity?"
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The head of the mafia family mumbles all of his lines. Worse actor ever.
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First off…..I could easily refuse that offer…..
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Call PETA!
Coppola clearly never met my family.
Is revenge code for gazpacho soup or something?
I prefer the "remake", Oh! God ... Father!!! starring Piper Perri.
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Not enough pizza.
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First off, it needs to be said, there are no flaws in The Godfather. But suspending belief... :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
This is HOW they would say it, if not WHAT they'd say (https://youtu.be/86ctbW9jDI0?si=I1gQIJgS-UbbwtVN).
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First off, it needs to be said, there are no flaws in The Godfather.
THAT'S THE JOKE
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"The omission of Sophia Copella stains this film from the outset."
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"You know we're contractually obligated to watch this terrible film?"
"Yeah. It's awful, and we can't refuse!"
(https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExanI2NXdodmVrdndhN291c2tscDJjcGs2eHo5em51ZGxpMmRiNzQ3MSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/zhJ55GsXRajxm/giphy.gif)
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Why isn't Abe Vigoda the lead?
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Why isn't Abe Vigoda the lead?
Good question.
WINNER!
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STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 82
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 35 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 16
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk- 10
Jamesman, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff , Indiscipline - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: What is the first thing you should teach TAC about from the 2000's?
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Come here and I'll show you what a 'hanging chad' looks like......
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The Leafs winning in the playoffs.
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No means No
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Cart corral courtesy
How to handle carriers of Lyme disease, ie “Here, have a tick, TAC…”
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Cart corral courtesy
How to handle carriers of Lyme disease, ie “Here, have a tick, TAC…”
On your toe.
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This is what we call "technology"
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Cordless phones
Voicemail
.mp3
HD DVD
Automatic transmissions
Fire
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So if we're talking "2000", then TAC was still somewhere around 1985, so I'd say "Cable TV".
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This is what we call "technology"
I'm a bad person ruining to games. Sorry. Hef wins!
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lol king
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 82
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 40
Kinger- 35 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk- 10
Jamesman, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff , Indiscipline - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
Next scene: Things more cheesy than power metal
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Pick-up lines used by power metal musicians
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j-metal
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Nothing
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Any type of selfie....anywhere....at anytime.....
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Any type of selfie....anywhere....at anytime.....
On a stick
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The skin between my toes.
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My Nawads Of Destruction.
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The skin between my toes.
:lol
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Powerer Metal
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Nothing
This is the correct answer. Winner!
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This is the correct answer. Winner!
This was the correct choice. Thanks!
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 82
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 41
Kinger- 35 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 17
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk- 10
Jamesman, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff , Indiscipline - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New Scene: After today's testimony, what will be Donald's new nickname for Stormy Daniels.
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Phony Stormy
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Marla Maples
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Most of my answers I can't in good conscience post. :)
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Not so Stormy
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Phony Stormy.
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Most of my answers I can't in good conscience post. :)
:lol
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That bitch Carol Baskin
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Phony Stormy.
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/BtedgmzGNCiuk/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9527xjey77e4vn1c1htmk34558f0eq162e7aoxkq4cs&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
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Phony Stormy.
That's a good one, Joe! So creative.
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Dollar Store-my Daniels
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Nice rebound, Shaquille!
Marla Maples
Take it away.
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lol
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 82
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 41
Kinger- 35 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 18
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk- 10
Jamesman, masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff , Indiscipline - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New Scene: Worst possible name for a new brand of shaving cream.
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Baby Ass Smooth
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Thick
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Pluck n' Pull
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Petrucci Repellant
HefHead
Baby-Butt
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Cadaver Clean
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Never Come Back Hair
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Come Clean..."It's Orgasmic!"
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Head and Nethers
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Ball sheen
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Never Come Back Hair
Winner!
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Thanks dad! I always knew I was the favorite :)
STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 82
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 41
Kinger- 35 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 28
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 18
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk, Jamesman - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff , Indiscipline - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New Scene: Things you wish you didn't see on your grandmother's phone
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Your grandfathers wrinkly erect penis
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Her recent Brazilian wax
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Julius's Ceaser
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Radiohead's most recent album
Adam Schiff's Fundraising App
An OnlyFans page
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The tinder account you've been sexting with recently.
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An OnlyFans page
OnlyGrans on the other hand?
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OnlyGrans on the other hand?
Oh, that's fine. No issue there. ;) :) :) :)
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Radiohead's most recent album
Heh, take it Stads!
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STANDINGS
Jingle.boy - 82
gmillerdrake - 58
Podaar - 41
Kinger- 35 (or whoosiemegland whatever)
Stadler - 29
lonestar - 26
TempusVox - 23
Cool Chris - 23
TAC - 21
hefdaddy42 - 18
Sir GuitarCozmo, Snow Dog - 11
TheSilentHam, Vmadera Lonk, Jamesman - 10
masterthes - 9
BlobVanDam, Soupytwist, wolfking, XJDenton - 8
Zydar, El Barto, - 7
MetalJunkie, JayOctavarium, DragonAttack, faizoff , Indiscipline - 6
LeeHarveyKennedy, TheLordOfTheStrings - 5
Jarlaxle, Jonnybaxy, Mister Gold - 4
FlyingBIZKIT, Scorpion, Prog Snob, millahh, Master Cup-Zula, DebraKadabra - 3
AngelBack, Ruba, robwebster, Jaffa,contest sanity, bout to crash, 984759827 - 2
Super Star Wars, Soundgarden, Raven Heart, Pols Voice Lucien, Lolzeez, Ħ , Fiery Winds, der Ruhige Schinken, chknptpie, Cedar-redaC – 1
New Scene: The REAL difference between a macaron and a macaroon...
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One is pronounced ma-kr-aanz and the other is pronounced throat warbler mangrove.
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You eat the Macaroons. The Macarons you just look at them until you get tired.
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One goes "oh" and the other goes "ooooooo"
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The spelling.
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One is pronounced ma-kr-aanz and the other is pronounced throat warbler mangrove.
You're a very silly man and I'm not going to interview you.
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:lol
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The spelling, however you are free to spell it however jew wish.
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One goes "oh" and the other goes "ooooooo"
(https://i.gifer.com/5JEy.gif)
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2 points on the diarrhea scale.
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If you add an i to the first one, you can eat it with cheese and not get weird looks.
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One could be the President of France should there be a spelling mistake and the other tastes like :censored