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Title: Would You Rather......
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 06, 2023, 07:59:00 AM
Saw a few of these types of hypothetical's online and thought it'd be fun. I personally would go for the goaltender shootout and risk getting nothing. I think I'd have a 50/50 chance at that honestly, just got to get lucky once and the puck does weird things.

I think Tiger would be pissed to lose to an amateur so he'd just embarrass you.

It's hard as hell to hit a baseball so that one seems to be the toughest one I listed.



And.....all monies listed are after taxes.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: King Postwhore on July 06, 2023, 08:07:54 AM
I have no shot beating a pro so I'd take the straight cash 1 mil, homie. 
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: KevShmev on July 06, 2023, 08:09:47 AM
I'll take the million dollars.

I would have zero chance at the baseball or hockey options, and the only chance any of us would have at beating Tiger at a hole of golf if it's a day where his back or other injuries are acting up.

Take the sure thing.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Stadler on July 06, 2023, 08:12:19 AM
It took me a couple minutes to realize that the "straight up" was only $1M.  I'd probably take the $1M, but if I had to dow one of those, it would be the NHL penalty shot.  I played baseball and could hit reasonably well, but not at that level.  And a good hanging curve would probably make me poop.   I might try the Tiger one, only to get four hours with the guy, but I can't see any scenario where he's not so far into my head by the third hole that it's downright embarrassing.   

I played hockey up into college, so I have at least a fighting chance there; all I need is for him to catch an edge or something lucky for me to win the big money.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 06, 2023, 08:18:47 AM
That’s what I’m thinking with the penalty shot. Ten chances…..need a lucky bounce or heck…..even just one good shot. They’re all tough. But, I think I’d risk it on the penalty shot.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Adami on July 06, 2023, 08:21:42 AM
Cash straight up. I’m a nerd. I have no athletic ability at all.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: cramx3 on July 06, 2023, 08:22:12 AM
Does anyone think they can beat a professional at their sport on DTF? Easily take the million.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: romdrums on July 06, 2023, 08:25:20 AM
I'll take the penalty shot if I can choose Dan Cloutier as the goalie.  I'd wear a Nicklas Lidstrom jersey to get in his head, too.

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/741c608d6532ef4002c5fd73cf5dbaae/tumblr_mp4dgsfqe81sxif5fo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: XJDenton on July 06, 2023, 08:41:34 AM
Take the cash. You can do a lot with a million.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Cool Chris on July 06, 2023, 08:56:43 AM
I definitely take the million. I agree with XJ.

Does "getting a hit off Scherzer" mean making contact and putting the ball in Fair territory, or getting what would legitimately be a hit in an MLB game?
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: lonestar on July 06, 2023, 09:19:01 AM
I'm taking the million...

I can't ice skate so that's out.


I have an incurable slice so that's out.


And my shoulder is about ten years past being able to hit a softball in a pick up game, much less a pro pitcher.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: pg1067 on July 06, 2023, 09:19:41 AM
There is ZERO chance I could beat Eldrick, no matter how many holes you give me.

Scoring on penalty shots can be somewhat fluky, and I can skate well enough that I could actually make a decent approach and get something on the puck.  Of course, the chances are bigger that I'd fall on my face at least half the time.

The Scherzer thing is slightly ambiguous, but I assume it means that, in addition to Scherzer, there will also be a professional defense behind him and that an actual base-hit is needed.  I could theoretically line a pitch to right field and get thrown out at first.  On the other hand, if all this means is putting the ball in play in fair territory, then I might go for this.

If you asked me this 20-30 years ago, my answer might have been different, but now?  I'm taking the guaranteed million.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: hefdaddy42 on July 06, 2023, 09:23:28 AM
Gimme that cash
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Phoenix87x on July 06, 2023, 09:38:06 AM
a Bird in hand is worth 2 in the bush

I'll take the million.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Stadler on July 06, 2023, 09:52:56 AM
Does anyone think they can beat a professional at their sport on DTF? Easily take the million.

Of course!! Such is the life of a weekend warrior!!!   :)


(The reality is, I crawled under the mower this past weekend to fix a belt, and I could barely stand back up again.). :) :) :) :) :)
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: XJDenton on July 06, 2023, 10:47:29 AM
Does anyone think they can beat a professional at their sport on DTF?

6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly bear in unarmed combat. This level of optimism is tame by comparison.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: KevShmev on July 06, 2023, 10:49:37 AM


The Scherzer thing is slightly ambiguous, but I assume it means that, in addition to Scherzer, there will also be a professional defense behind him and that an actual base-hit is needed.  I could theoretically line a pitch to right field and get thrown out at first.  On the other hand, if all this means is putting the ball in play in fair territory, then I might go for this.

 

I am guessing he could have no one playing the field behind him, and none of us are still getting a hit off him. 
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Samsara on July 06, 2023, 11:08:48 AM
I'll take the cool million. Good investing, and I'd turn that into a good chunk of change.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: King Postwhore on July 06, 2023, 11:11:22 AM
IDK.  has anyone faces a 95 MPH fastball that has movement?  I have.  It's nuts trying to time a pitch on where you think it will be thrown.  That's why anyone hitting .300 amazes me.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: DragonAttack on July 06, 2023, 12:40:15 PM
I’d offer the goalie $8M to let me score😉
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: MirrorMask on July 06, 2023, 12:40:32 PM
I'll take the 1 million dollars (euros are fine as well). Why should I let the possibility of 10 millions make me risk to have nothing, where I can just have 1 million by saying yes?
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: TAC on July 06, 2023, 12:45:45 PM
I’d offer the goalie $8M to let me score😉

Nice! :lol

The correct answer though I'd offer a split.




To answer the question, I'm taking the Mill.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Stadler on July 06, 2023, 01:41:43 PM
Does anyone think they can beat a professional at their sport on DTF?

6% of Americans think they can beat a grizzly bear in unarmed combat. This level of optimism is tame by comparison.

Make yourself big.  Not that big a deal.


:)
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: cramx3 on July 06, 2023, 01:52:32 PM
Now if beating a grizzly bear in 1 on 1 combat for 10 million was an option, I'd choose that  :rollin
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Anguyen92 on July 06, 2023, 02:01:40 PM
I think I can pull off beating a goalie on a penalty shot if I pick the goalie.  There are a few goalies in the NHL where you watch them and you go, "They have no idea where they are position-wise at times," where this guy has a better chance of making that save.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2aScZgWYAEXb0P.jpg)

Now if you say I have to face one of the top three Russian goalies in the league, I'm just going to take the million.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: lonestar on July 06, 2023, 02:03:08 PM
IDK.  has anyone faces a 95 MPH fastball that has movement?  I have.  It's nuts trying to time a pitch on where you think it will be thrown.  That's why anyone hitting .300 amazes me.

I remember, years ago when my neice was in college softball and I went to the cages with her. I took a round in the 80mph machine for shit's and giggles. I made contact once. And that's with no movement.

I was always impressed with her bat speed, she was a lead off hitter for a 2A team, and there was a time she was leading the nation in average before a brutal slump.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: pg1067 on July 06, 2023, 03:36:51 PM
IDK.  has anyone faces a 95 MPH fastball that has movement?  I have.  It's nuts trying to time a pitch on where you think it will be thrown.  That's why anyone hitting .300 amazes me.

I remember, years ago when my neice was in college softball and I went to the cages with her. I took a round in the 80mph machine for shit's and giggles. I made contact once. And that's with no movement.

There's a cage near my house that goes up to 90, and they have OLD machines with arms (like a 30-year old version of an Iron Mike).  I always took my son there because, unlike the more common wheel machines, these machines were erratic, so you couldn't just key on the same location (although that's good for some things).  I'd always take a round in the 90 cage, and I'd always make contact once or twice.  It's been a while, though.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: wolfking on July 06, 2023, 04:07:31 PM
Give me the mil and I'm running.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Dream Team on July 06, 2023, 05:41:57 PM
I’ve played baseball my whole life but still not confident at my age now to get a hit off Max so I’ll take the easy mil.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: axeman90210 on July 06, 2023, 06:16:57 PM
$1MM easy.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: MrBoom_shack-a-lack on July 07, 2023, 12:37:31 AM
Give me the million plz. Since I could only dream of ever havin so much money there's no way I would choose the option to gamble for more. I would have no chance either way.
Sure if I was a bored millionare I might chose to play for more.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: jingle.boy on July 07, 2023, 04:48:30 AM
Option A.

Now, if you remove the caveat of a "PGA" course, I might select the Tiger Woods option.


























I'd choose a mini-putt course.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: gmillerdrake on July 07, 2023, 08:29:54 AM
Option A.

Now, if you remove the caveat of a "PGA" course, I might select the Tiger Woods option.


I'd choose a mini-putt course.

Interesting approach.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Stadler on July 07, 2023, 08:34:23 AM
My step son offered another one:  $10M to last one round with Connor McGregor in the octagon.  He's taking the $1M. ;)
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Adami on July 08, 2023, 01:55:47 AM
My step son offered another one:  $10M to last one round with Connor McGregor in the octagon.  He's taking the $1M. ;)

I’ll last one round. Of course as soon as the bell rings I’m taking a fall before he makes any contact with me. But it’s technically a round.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: ReaperKK on July 08, 2023, 08:56:20 AM
Just give me the million. I'm so unathletic I fell down the same set of stairs a week apart, ankle's never been the same.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: pg1067 on July 09, 2023, 02:12:01 PM
I thought of a couple others:

- Save a penalty kick by a professional soccer player.  You have ten chances.

- Score one basket in a game of one-on-one against an NBA player before he scores 20 baskets on you.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Stadler on July 09, 2023, 05:30:24 PM
I thought of a couple others:

- Save a penalty kick by a professional soccer player.  You have ten chances.

- Score one basket in a game of one-on-one against an NBA player before he scores 20 baskets on you.

That, I have a shot at.  Maybe not now, at 55, but even ten years ago, I'd take my shot at that. 
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: Snow Dog on July 09, 2023, 06:43:03 PM
The one I had come up with was the reverse - shoot a penalty against a pro goalie. You have three tries.
Title: Re: Would You Rather......
Post by: MirrorMask on July 10, 2023, 12:27:53 PM
The one I had come up with was the reverse - shoot a penalty against a pro goalie. You have three tries.

I think scoring against a goalie is easier than saving a penalty. Still I wouldn't take my chances, but out of the two -  try to save a penalty or try to score one - I'd definitively take the scoring.