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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Chino on August 05, 2015, 07:32:53 AM
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Hey. Let's play a game. We take a picture from a local news article, one that most people on here probably won't come across in their daily browsing, and then try and guess what the people did. The images could be for a good deed or a crime. The OP declared winner gets to post the next image. I'll start.
What were these two dudes in the news for (same event)?
(https://lintvwtnh.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/jonathan-ortega-and-victor-larrea.jpg?w=640)
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I have no idea what they did, but has anyone met a decent human being with tattoo on their face?
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I dunno, I feel like I'm being set up to be labeled a racist or something. This is exactly what we criticize our cops from doing in the heat of the moment (and with the imminent danger of violence if they're wrong).
I'm going to take the safe road and say "the guy on the left beat the guy on the right in an amateur MMA fight", though that is not my first answer.
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PCP-fueled crime spree.
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PCP-fueled crime spree.
You're the closest so far. It was a crime. I do not believe it was fueled by PCP.
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Killed a buddy over a gaming dispute....he either drank their last Monster drink or ate the last Swedish Fish? They were high on mushrooms at the time.
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Damn, that's two ugly motherfuckers.
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They both saved a kitten from a burning tree, which is a fucking crime, because they set fire to the tree.
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They set fire to a tree with a kitten in it
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Here's a hint...
Shenanigans.
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Molesting a dead horse?
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SHenanigans? I engaged in shenanigans in college, and it usually involved beer, and something dumb, like convincing the freshmen to streak across the quad, then locking the door behind them. Or jamming someone's door with pennies, then blowing talcum powder under the door with a hair dryer.
I'm guessing that a) molesting a dead horse doesn't qualify as "shenanigans", and b) whatever these two did doesn't qualify as "shenanigans".
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Shenanigans is just the hint. It doesn't necessarily mean that their act could be classified as a shenanigan.
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I have no idea what they did, but has anyone met a decent human being with tattoo on their face?
Absolutely. One of the tattoo artists down the strip mall has many tattoos on his face (including his eyelids) and he's a complete sweetheart who does more community volunteering/fund raising than any other 100 people I know...combined.
To the OP: They disassembled the neighbors fence and reassembled in the middle of a vacant lot.
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I have no idea but I don't think that it was drug/alcohol related, nor are they gangbangers.
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They had so much plastic surgery they can't smile.
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Shenanigans is just the hint. It doesn't necessarily mean that their act could be classified as a shenanigan.
Hahaha, "shenanigan". That got a laugh out loud. Or as the kids would say, LOL.
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Based on the comments so far. This is what we know.
- They are not gangbangers (at least not according to my sources)
- This was not induced and/or related to drugs or alcohol
- A tree and fire was not involved in the incident
- No kittens or dead horses
- The other people involved may have been neighbors in the sense that they live in the same community.
Hint: Shenanigans
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They robbed a local Bennigans wearing a two-man horse costume.
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They robbed a local Bennigans wearing a two-man horse costume.
Partial ding!
Based on the comments so far. This is what we know so far.
- They are not gangbangers (at least not according to my sources)
- This was not induced and/or related to drugs or alcohol
- A tree and fire was not involved in the incident
- No kittens or dead horses
- The other people involved may have been neighbors in the sense that they live in the same community.
- A robbery occurred.
Hint: Shenanigans
There is one or two particular words I am now looking for that will determine the winner.
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Hey. Let's play a game. We take a picture from a local news article, one that most people on here probably won't come across in their daily browsing, and then try and guess what the people did. The images could be for a good deed or a crime. The OP declared winner gets to post the next image. I'll start.
What were these two dudes in the news for (same event)?
(https://lintvwtnh.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/jonathan-ortega-and-victor-larrea.jpg?w=640)
UGLIEST CUNT CONTEST 2015 A DRAW.
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Robbed a sex shop for the dildoz
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They robbed a local Bennigans wearing a two-man horse costume.
Partial ding!
Based on the comments so far. This is what we know so far.
- They are not gangbangers (at least not according to my sources)
- This was not induced and/or related to drugs or alcohol
- A tree and fire was not involved in the incident
- No kittens or dead horses
- The other people involved may have been neighbors in the sense that they live in the same community.
- A robbery occurred.
Hint: Shenanigans
There is one or two particular words I am now looking for that will determine the winner.
impersonated a police officer.
A female police officer.
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They robbed a local Bennigans wearing a two-man horse costume.
Partial ding!
Based on the comments so far. This is what we know so far.
- They are not gangbangers (at least not according to my sources)
- This was not induced and/or related to drugs or alcohol
- A tree and fire was not involved in the incident
- No kittens or dead horses
- The other people involved may have been neighbors in the sense that they live in the same community.
- A robbery occurred.
Hint: Shenanigans
There is one or two particular words I am now looking for that will determine the winner.
They stole everything in a neighbor's house and replaced it with an exact replica.
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They stole their neighbors car, washed it, got a new paint job, and tried to sell it back to the neighbor.
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They divided by zero.
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They stole their neighbors car, washed it, got a new paint job, and tried to sell it back to the neighbor.
This may seem like the most reasonable explanation for it based on what we've speculated, so far, and, I'm adding, they got busted for the act because they forgot to change the license plate number.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o49hjnrhvI
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They broke into a house of a family named "Ese".
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We are homing in!!
They broke into a house of a family
Based on the comments, this is what we know so far.
- They are not gangbangers (at least not according to my sources)
- This was not induced and/or related to drugs or alcohol
- A tree and fire was not involved in the incident
- No kittens or dead horses
- The other people involved may have been neighbors in the sense that they live in the same community.
- A robbery occurred
- A car was not stolen and nothing was sold to those involved
- Dividing by zero is not possible, so they didn't do that
- Stuff was stolen but not replaced by replicas
- Police did bust them, but not because of a license plate
- Home invasion (not just your regular break a window and enter technique)
Hint: Shenanigans
There is one or two particular words I am now looking for that will determine the winner.
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Were any weapons involved? pistols? knives? candy canes?
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They stole a snake.
Or a car.
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They stole a snake.
Or a plane.
MOTHER ******
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i bet they stole from each others' houses
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I'm gonna say pistol whipping, holding people at gunpoint and stealing from a home.
In birdseye street. Stratford. Just a hunch...
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I'm gonna say pistol whipping, holding people at gunpoint and stealing from a home.
In birdseye street. Stratford. Just a hunch...
Aw man that's no fun. You looked up the image source.
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Haha. Sorry - I actually got bored of waiting for the answer :lol
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Haha. Sorry - I actually got bored of waiting for the answer :lol
Dick. You ruined everything.
Here's the story the image was from;
https://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Cops-Two-Bridgeport-men-involved-in-pistol-6424820.php
I'm going to give the point to FlyingBIZKIT for at least getting the word pistol. For those wondering, this is what the hint was from.
(https://imoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/501-Super-Troopers-quotes.png)
(https://imoviequotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/502-Super-Troopers-quotes.png)
(https://madz.co/gallery/var/albums/getdemotivated/Super%20Troopers%20Shenanigans%2001.jpg?m=1417496931)
(https://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/277/files/2015/04/Super-Troopers.png)
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Haha. Sorry - I actually got bored of waiting for the answer :lol
this thread won't work if you do this
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:police: I confess. I won't do it again. I'll keep it to myself. :police:
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The hint makes all the sense in the world now. :lol
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The hint makes all the sense in the world now. :lol
I didn't think that would be so difficult. Maybe I've just seen Super Troopers way too many times. Find a news story and give us the corresponding picture!
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Sorry Chino. :)
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What happened here?
(https://i.imgur.com/bRIsAgj.jpg)
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The young man attempted to take the old lady's purse and she smashed him in the head with it.
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Nah
and I would have posted a mugshot, but there is not one. So that means.. :o
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It was both a crime and a good deed. Her grandson talked smack to her, so this guy lit that grandson up.
Edit: I forgot to mention she thanked him, told all her friends and now he rides the elevator with all the old ladies in the building that have relatives visiting.
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70's porn music broke out.
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She is a Dr. and was making sure he swallowed his Chlamydia pill.
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The woman was stuck in the elevator and this man heard her cries for help. With no respect for elevator safety protocol, he heroically ripped the door open and saved her.
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Elevator sex
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A rap off ensued.
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- No rapping
- Nothing sexual
- No door ripping
- No doctors involved
- No '70s porn music AFAIK
- Not a good deed
- No grandchildren involved
- She did not smack him in the head with the purse
So far, Chino's first guess is closest, but still not there.
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He hit her with HIS purse.
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Are we supposed to be getting hot and cold validation? Don't make me look at the image info. :o
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Okay, Chino is halfway correct. He did attempt to steal her purse, but what happened next?
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She offered him $5 to $100 OR
She appealed for mercy and he gave it.
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The woman shot him.
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Did she pepper-spray him in self-defense?
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The elevator door closed on him?
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The elevator door closed on him?
Bingo!
https://youtu.be/SMG71l_Vgws :lol
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:lol Sweet
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LvoVS2GlsUY/UV2jEXs9ZbI/AAAAAAAAF0U/mtyn9P3f4f8/s400/felixlockett1.jpg)
What led to this mugshot?
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He was caught "interfering" with a watermelon.
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Had sex with a mannequin?
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He tried to bin a live cat.
He tried to hotwire a police car.
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Nope, but the having sex with stuff guesses are sort of along the right lines.
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He went for a genital piercing and the guy fudged it up and got his arse beat up.
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He exposed his bare arse in public dawg
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He was caught short and went for a wee wee in a bush and his saggy pants fell down just as a cop car came near.
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He exposed his bare arse in public dawg
This is partially right. Why or how was he exposed in public will be enough to win.
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Stuck his willy in a hand dryer.
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It was raining on a super hot day and he was running around in it laughing like a kid in a fun fair ?
he was high.
He's an idiot. [/thread] :lol
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Streaking across a football field? :lol
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Now I can't stop thinking about balls and tackle !
:zydar:
:lol
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he was high.
Good enough!
https://newsone.com/2361217/felix-lockett-man-found-dancing-naked-in-street-after-smoking-formaldehyde-laced-marijuana/
He was dancing naked on his car after crashing it high on formaldehyde laced marijuana.
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Oh god, I smoked that shit once.
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:rollin
Holy Wow.
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I guess it's my turn !
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“He had the music in the car playing real loud and he was whamming, whamming on the car, like he was beating to the sound of the music.”
:lol
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(https://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2015/7/7/404343/default/v2/dennis-1-589x442.jpg)
How did this man come to be arrested ?
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I'm guessing a glory hole was involved
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haha. Nope.
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A van without blacked out windows (or almost no windows)?
Was candy found at the scene?
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He hid under an ex girlfriend's bed for three days with a diaper on.
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It's very mundane i'm afraid. I had trouble finding a funny news story lickety split. :)
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It's very mundane i'm afraid. I had trouble finding a funny news story lickety split. :)
Yeah. I'm almost afraid to guess correctly because guessing is a fun waste of time. But I'd probably overthink it being on the other end of this thread, only to end up going with something very lame in defeat.
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He urinated on something.
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Identity fraud. But not to steal somebody's credit line. He just didn't want to be himself any longer.
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Identity fraud. But not to steal somebody's credit line. He just didn't want to be himself any longer.
That's not a million miles away. It's the closest so far.
Try and imagine HOW he was arrested not why. :)
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Gonna give it to Calvin. He was a drug boss and his picture was posted on a huge billboard in Spain so he fled to the UK and was picked up by Police shortly after. :biggrin:
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Well, my biggest fears are realized and I have to come up with a photo and I am unprepared. I tried to not get a mugshot, but I failed:
(https://oddcrime.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Ohio_Tobergta-.jpg)
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Arrested for convincing music fans that he is Geddy Lee (with some meth issues)?
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Nope. But Peart and Lifeson now have some ammo against Geddy.
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Assaulted his ex-girlfriend.
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He looks like what I imagine to be the stereotypical DTFer, so he was arrested for criticizing the Church.
My serious guess: noise violations.
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Well, my biggest fears are realized and I have to come up with a photo and I am unprepared. I tried to not get a mugshot, but I failed:
(https://oddcrime.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Ohio_Tobergta-.jpg)
He looks like a guy that had sex with something he shouldn't have. Drugs were involved, but I'm not sure which variety. Maybe crank and maybe rock; either way, cleanliness is not his strong suit.
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Oh god, I smoked that shit once.
Yeah. Down here it was known as whack. That was way back in the days when skunk was something rare and exceptional. Hadn't heard of it being around in 25+ years.
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SHenanigans? I engaged in shenanigans in college, and it usually involved beer, and something dumb, like convincing the freshmen to streak across the quad, then locking the door behind them. Or jamming someone's door with pennies, then blowing talcum powder under the door with a hair dryer.
I'm guessing that a) molesting a dead horse doesn't qualify as "shenanigans", and b) whatever these two did doesn't qualify as "shenanigans".
I swear to God I will pistol-whip the next person that says "shenanigans."
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He looks like a guy that had sex with something he shouldn't have. Drugs were involved, but I'm not sure which variety. Maybe crank and maybe rock; either way, cleanliness is not his strong suit.
This seems like enough of a bingo to call a winner.
Ohio man sentence to 11-months in prison for having sex with a floatie (https://oddcrime.com/2013/11/ohio-man-sentence-to-11-months-in-prison-for-having-sex-with-a-floatie/)
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Well he fucked a pumpkin back in '02, I say he's got quite the resume.
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This seems like enough of a bingo to call a winner.
Ohio man sentence to 11-months in prison for having sex with a floatie (https://oddcrime.com/2013/11/ohio-man-sentence-to-11-months-in-prison-for-having-sex-with-a-floatie/)
Yeah, good to call it here. I don't think either of us probably have the thought that he was doing it with a floatie, in particular.
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He was caught "interfering" with a watermelon.
I was almost right but for a different pic :lol
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This thread delivers.
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Barto, you're up!
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Might be too easy, but like Calvin this caught me by surprise.
(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1995038/images/n-CHRISTOPHER-BUCKNER-TIM-SAVOY-large570.jpg)
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Should we score this like the Random Caption Game? :lol
probably not since SOME people think it's fine to cheat lol
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Definitely has something to do with being shitty parents.
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(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1995038/images/n-CHRISTOPHER-BUCKNER-TIM-SAVOY-large570.jpg)
Inappropriate sibling relations?
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They were both found naked in a playground.
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They were both found naked in a playground.
I can't come up with anything better than that.
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(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1995038/images/n-CHRISTOPHER-BUCKNER-TIM-SAVOY-large570.jpg)
Inappropriate sibling relations?
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ga-siblings-sex-watching-notebook-police-article-1.1920733
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You can actually be charged with incest? I thought it was just frowned upon. I'm not saying I'd ever fuck my sister, but if both siblings are adults and for whatever reason want to have sex, why can't they?
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(https://i.huffpost.com/gen/1995038/images/n-CHRISTOPHER-BUCKNER-TIM-SAVOY-large570.jpg)
Inappropriate sibling relations?
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/ga-siblings-sex-watching-notebook-police-article-1.1920733
Damn, I was right? My guess was based solely on the fact that the guy kind of resembles someone I knew who moved to West Virginia a few years back. :lol
Your photo:
I will go for something less grim.
(https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/richmond.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/b/3e/b3e8e042-6f2e-53bd-8b88-948679a497c9/55ae899603f54.image.jpg)
There you go!
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She stole my lucky charms
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Faked Cancer to get charity $$
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I think she beat the shit out of her husband. Possibly in an argument concerning sexual matters.
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Teacher from the Midwest who had relations with a student.
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Teacher from the Midwest who had relations with a student.
I don't know. That's pretty grim :laugh:
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Chained her child to his/her bed for misbehaving.
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Has some number greater than 50 cats in her house.
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Using my John Edward's powers .... the spirits are telling me she's a lunchlady. Definitely a lunchlady. Did she contaminate the lunch of a student she had beef with?
Or maybe she committed adultery with a Presidential candidate?
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Has some number greater than 50 cats in her house.
Chained her child to his/her bed for misbehaving.
Both of these jumped out at me before going with my spousal abuse theory. She strikes me as the sort that'd beat somebody with a phallus.
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Faked Cancer to get charity $$
This is the closest so far. It has something to do with money.
Teacher from the Midwest who had relations with a student.
I don't know. That's pretty grim :laugh:
Well, the original one was murder, so that is not grim in comparison. :lol
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Faked Cancer to get charity $$
This is the closest so far. It has something to do with money.
Wow. An episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the closest?
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Frivolous lawsuit of some sort.
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She claimed one of her children had an illness and stole people's donations.
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No, and no.
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Those were smarter ploys than I expect from her. I reckon her thing was cheap and stoopid. Writing a bad check for $14 worth of Captain Crunch or something.
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She stole money from her employer. Someone else can go now.
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Shocking secret the makeup companies don't want you to know! This Minneapolis woman discovers a secret of reverse aging!
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This picture seem familiar to me...
I'd say they're both teachers who slept with a student and they got caught after the student in question bragged about it to his friends.
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Should we allow a PM pass if you win? It seems a shame that somebody might have a good one ready but hasn't been able to do it yet while some winners are settling on mugshots because it is the easiest thing to search to meet the criteria.
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Threesome with a student
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This picture seem familiar to me...
I'd say they're both teachers who slept with a student and they got caught after the student in question bragged about it to his friends.
Yup. Hard to blame him, actually.
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This picture seem familiar to me...
I'd say they're both teachers who slept with a student and they got caught after the student in question bragged about it to his friends.
Yup. Hard to blame him, actually.
Definitely :lol
Should we allow a PM pass if you win? It seems a shame that somebody might have a good one ready but hasn't been able to do it yet while some winners are settling on mugshots because it is the easiest thing to search to meet the criteria.
If you have something I'll be very happy to let you take my place. I can't really think of anything interesting right now anyway.
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Should we allow a PM pass if you win? It seems a shame that somebody might have a good one ready but hasn't been able to do it yet while some winners are settling on mugshots because it is the easiest thing to search to meet the criteria.
I have no idea what you're trying to say, but it does seem you have something good and since CDrise has abdicated I'll declare you up next. As for mugshots, those make perfect sense since you can often glean a good deal of info from them. I've figured out several of them here just by deducing what sort of intoxicant led to their moments of infamy.
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If you have something I'll be very happy to let you take my place. I can't really think of anything interesting right now anyway.
I have no idea what you're trying to say, but it does seem you have something good and since CDrise has abdicated I'll declare you up next.
Hmm ... wasn't trying to get a turn myself. Just allowing people that either a) don't have something ready or b) don't have the time right then and there to give the thread the attention it needs in answering hot/cold/right in a timely fashion. They could just simply post "I'm going to try and come up with something, but PM if you already have one ready." More of a general unofficial rule for the thread so it keeps moving.
I actually don't have something ready right now, so I'll decline the offer.
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Okay then. Here's something that happened around here towards the beginning of the year. And it's not a mugshot :)
(https://images.lpcdn.ca/924x615/201501/15/957546-tablettes-epiceries-rapidement-ete-videes.jpg)
Edit: I should mention that the picture is the result of what has happened and not the actual new itself.
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Water supply shut down due to unseasonal freezing.
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Top heavy shelf collapse
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Water supply shut down due to unseasonal freezing.
That's kind of close. It is linked to water, but it's not quite right.
Top heavy shelf collapse
Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?), it's not that either.
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I'm thinking some crime that involved corrupting the tap water supply (indirectly), so people rushed the supermarkets to buy bottled water until it was corrected.
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NEWSFLASH: Evian Sucks!
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Did someone accidentally put the free tag (and not the buy one get one free tag) across the shelves of water bottles and, thus, all the water bottles were gone within seconds?
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Did someone accidentally put the free tag (and not the buy one get one free tag) across the shelves of water bottles and, thus, all the water bottles were gone within seconds?
That would be hilarious, but unfortunately it's not that :lol
I'm thinking some crime that involved corrupting the tap water supply (indirectly), so people rushed the supermarkets to buy bottled water until it was corrected.
That is actually close enough. Except that that it was not exactly a crime, but more a case of negligence. There was a diesel leak that contaminated the water supply which led to what you wrote. It's now your turn!
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Ok. Good job on finding something unique.
(https://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/hal.jpg)
You aren't going to believe what this nice guy did.
And the real picture for this round
(https://i0.huffpost.com/gen/1363505/images/n-LAWRENCE-LOEFFLER-large.jpg)
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Driving 30 in a 70.
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Rubbing one off in a Red Hat Society annual convention.
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Rubbing one off in a Red Hat Society annual convention.
Holy :rollin :rollin
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Stole a carton of Lucky Strikes.
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So far, no cigars to hand out.
When you know what it is, every hint seems to be giving it away, so I'll eliminate areas based off the answers so far.
Not involved: theft, sexual deviant, traffic violations
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He's the young man that North Korea has sent to the sun. Unfortunately for him the heat and radiation left his skin and lungs severly damaged.
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He looks like Oskar Gröning, former concentration camp guard who was sentenced to four years of prison a month or so ago, at the age of 92.
But upon closer look, it's not him.
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I wasn't sure if the lack of response was because it started Sunday, but it is now Tuesday so ...
hint: a bottle of ketchup is involved.
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Cannibalism? Ate his neighbour with some ketchup.
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He faked his own death using ketchup and a mannequin.
He killed someone and then claimed the victim was just sleeping in ketchup.
Cannibalism? Ate his neighbour with some ketchup.
You think that dude's fake chompers are getting through a chunk of human meat? :lol
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Getting pretty close. But no cannibalism involved.
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He killed someone and then claimed the victim was just sleeping in ketchup.
In the interest of keeping the thread moving and the fact that I won't have enough today to keep up with the guesses, I'm going to call this a winner.
Killed his wife because she didn't put the cap back on the ketchup.
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>:( MARGARET !!!!!!
FUCK YOU BITCH DIE
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Killed his wife because she didn't put the cap back on the ketchup.
I've killed for less.
.....I mean, that's horrible.
Someone else can post a new one.
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What'd this woman do?
(https://img.huffingtonpost.com//asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/55f1b8961700004301569dac.jpeg?cache=imDBTM2TpM)
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Cannibal. Abducted a schoolkid and ate him.
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What we know so far;
- Nothing to do with cannibalism
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Some sort of indecency or public lewdness charge would be my guess.
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She held up an Arby's using a chick leg and demanded food.
Come on, eating has to be involved. :neverusethis:
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What we know so far;
- Nothing to do with cannibalism
- Nothing to do with lewdness or public indecency
- Has nothing to do with eating or Arby's
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Well damn, I'm outta ideas.
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Meth Lab.
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Her husband tweeted that his wife is a fat slob and she went on a murderous rampage AND THEN ATE EVERYTHING
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Walking into her court hearing against Subway for eating so many sandwiches that it turned her into a child molester.
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NOTHING TO DO WITH EATING!!
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Fake identity, theft of identity
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What we know so far;
- Nothing to do with cannibalism
- Nothing to do with lewdness or public indecency
- Has nothing to do with eating or Arby's
- Does not involve theft
- Still has nothing to do with eating
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Judging from her face, she seems to have seen something unpleasant. My guess is she was the victim of a serial exhibitionist... and then she ate him. :biggrin:
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Chris Farely impersonator?
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Caught with an open can of fresh peanut butter and three boxer puppies?
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She was cornholed in a Corolla by 3 Mexicans on the freeway?
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Is there anything whatsoever in that picture that might be a clue? I mean, aside from being portly there's really nothing unusual about her. She's not a drunk or a junkie. She doesn't have a cock tattooed across he forehead. She's not wearing a blood soaked wedding dress. What is there?
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Suing coca cola because she drank so much coke all her teeth are belong to the past.
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remember, these aren't all supposed to be crimes, she might have done something like started jogging across the united states for breast cancer research or something like that
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I'm guessing she didn't :lol
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She discovered bizarro's world and joined Jenny Craig.
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Lost 300 lbs and can finally walk again. You assholes.
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Billy Cardell's transgender operation is a success!
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NOTHING TO DO WITH EATING!!
:lol Awesome thread! :tup
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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/mom-got-12-bags-of-cocaine-for-daughters-birthday-party_55f1b7b1e4b002d5c0787219
Mom Planned Daughter's Birthday Blowout With 12 Bags Of Cocaine
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When Nicola Austen's daughter turned 18 in February, the 37-year-old decided they should celebrate in high style.
So, Austen (pictured above) purchased 12 bags of cocaine weighing a total of 8.65 grams, according to prosecutors at Maidstone Crown Court in England.
Prosecutor Craig Evans said Austen and her daughter planned to celebrate the girl's 18th birthday in London.
“They were going to London in a limousine and she wanted to make sure they had a good time,” Evans told the court.
This women should be required by law to have her tubes tied.
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Holy Cow. I'm near speechless. Tube tying is the first of many steps that this woman needs.....
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Meh. The girl's 18. I got no problem with that. It's actually not even that much blow (depending on the size of the party, I suppose), despite the articles use of "12 bags." At least it wasn't crank.
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Happy 18th Birthday my little angel :)
Now run along to London unsupervised with a shit load of coke and fuck as many dudes as you want.
Use the cocaine bags for protection once you're done sniffing it :) xx
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:lolpalm:
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Okay, let's do another!
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The man is the one who made the news, btw.
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He owns a massive CLOCK :zydar:
He suffocated his kid with THAT cushion.
He's reading the phone bill his Thai bride has run up calling her real husband in Thailand.
The DNA test is back - she's not his real mum.
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THERE'S A GIANT BOMB ON THE WALL BEHIND HIM
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:lol
Not quite, but I will say it is a pretty bizarre and funny story.
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He got a phone bill for $10,000.00 because his son texted someone in New Dehli
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Vietnamese birth parents are challenging his adoption?
Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes winner?
John and Kate want their eldest children back?
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He ate his real wife and kid so had to order new ones :neverusethis:
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Not really for guessing, but this happened in my town.
https://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/police-woman-live-streams-herself-while-driving-dr/nnzz8/ (https://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/police-woman-live-streams-herself-while-driving-dr/nnzz8/)
And she's still probably the most date able girl in my town.
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I think I could get her.
Phone -> Notes -> Bring alcohol
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Damn, even I want to see that girl go to jail. :lol