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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: jonnybaxy on January 23, 2014, 09:52:14 AM
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Warning graphic descriptions :rollin
Haribo Gummy Worms Reviews (https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending)
Edit: this wad posted in funny stuffcore thread, changed to just best reviews
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Now I'm curious...
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Haha, I read this in the funny thread, I think.
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Don't do it, Jackie!!
That sounds horrific... I went through something similar with the flu bug recently; though this sounds ten fold what that was and even then I was about to keel over.
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What the lolfuck? :rollin
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Haha, I read this in the funny thread, I think.
Yup. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=38056.msg1753057#msg1753057 (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=38056.msg1753057#msg1753057)
But since we now have a thread for them, these reviews are pretty good too!
Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=byRankDescending)
[edit] This thread wouldn't be complete without the best review of all time!
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=65801031&store=drugstore)
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Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=65801031&store=drugstore)
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen
:rollin
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Damn, I wish I could remember what product it was, but there was a product review I read about two/three years back that had me in hysterical tears from the sheer amount of laughing I was doing. Some kind of hair removal cream that burned the guy's skin, I think.
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(https://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/smiles/notsureifserious.jpg)
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I leave you with this: https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13 (https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13)
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Yeah, the Veet one was the first one I saw, I was in tears laughing!
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My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery.
:rollin
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https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002CYTL2?ie=UTF8&tag=buitri-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0002CYTL2
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https://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Cable-Version/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr-mr-title
"The minute I plugged this cable in, I knew something was amiss. The first evidence? The small wormhole that appeared in our living room, right next to our holstein cowhide recliner. Peering into it I could discern the snarling face of a Ferengi, likely somewhere out in the Gamma quadrant."
"Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it."
"WE LIVE UNDERGROUND! ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT NOW. SAVE US. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES."
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The first thing I thought of:
https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM (https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM)
The first review is the best :lol
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:lol
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I leave you with this: https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13 (https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13)
I just don't know how I feel that one click will send that TV to my house. It's a very scary thought :lol
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The first thing I thought of:
https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM (https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM)
The first review is the best :lol
This one?
By Patrick J. McGovern
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
:lol
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The first thing I thought of:
https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM (https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM)
The first review is the best :lol
This one?
By Patrick J. McGovern
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
:lol
That is absolutely brilliant! :rollin :rollin
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Also found another
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl Oz (https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_asin_lnk)
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This is the first one I knew about:
https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.
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This is the first one I knew about:
https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.
Yup, that was the originator I do believe.
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Holy shit. Read the second review on this page.
https://www.amazon.com/Myly-New-Pink-Button-Audry/dp/B002OXSKF8
:rollin
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Holy shit. Read the second review on this page.
https://www.amazon.com/Myly-New-Pink-Button-Audry/dp/B002OXSKF8
:rollin
This is the best review. This girl knows what's up.
"My boyfriend has a bit of an Avatar fetish, and enjoys making love during cosplay. I really need this product in blue, to complete my costume. It would also help any Smurf cosplayers out there."
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Yea, I just read that one and thought of you Chino. Big surprise, eh?
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Also found another
Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl Oz (https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_asin_lnk)
I missed that link before. Some of those are quite clever. The Poe-ish poem is quite good!
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Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool, White, 9" (https://www.amazon.com/review/R3SNTSII1C8R1X)
:lol
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The first thing I thought of:
https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM (https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM)
The first review is the best :lol
This one?
By Patrick J. McGovern
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
:lol
That was brilliant, but this one was even better. Took me about 10 seconds to get it!
"This is NOT, repeat, NOT a woman from the Ukraine. Very disappointed but can only blame myself. Please read description when sober."
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A mother's review of Kleenex Everyday Facial Tissues, 85 ct, (Pack of 36):
https://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY
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:lol
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Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool, White, 9" (https://www.amazon.com/review/R3SNTSII1C8R1X)
:lol
Excellent. Worth another watch of the extended commercial for it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
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This is the first one I knew about:
https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.
Yup, that was the originator I do believe.
I assume this was the "3 Wolves" shirt? Legendary.
And my oldest daughter has that shirt :lol