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Title: The best product reviews
Post by: jonnybaxy on January 23, 2014, 09:52:14 AM
Warning graphic descriptions  :rollin



 Haribo Gummy Worms Reviews (https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending)

Edit: this wad posted in funny stuffcore thread, changed to just best reviews
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: bout to crash on January 23, 2014, 12:19:49 PM
Now I'm curious...
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: Ben_Jamin on January 23, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
Haha, I read this in the funny thread, I think.
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: TioJorge on January 23, 2014, 01:01:15 PM
Don't do it, Jackie!!

That sounds horrific... I went through something similar with the flu bug recently; though this sounds ten fold what that was and even then I was about to keel over.
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: kirksnosehair on January 23, 2014, 01:04:03 PM
What the lolfuck?  :rollin
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: Podaar on January 23, 2014, 01:05:32 PM
Haha, I read this in the funny thread, I think.

Yup. https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=38056.msg1753057#msg1753057 (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=38056.msg1753057#msg1753057)

But since we now have a thread for them, these reviews are pretty good too!

Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=byRankDescending)

[edit] This thread wouldn't be complete without the best review of all time!

Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=65801031&store=drugstore)

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Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: Cool Chris on January 23, 2014, 01:17:56 PM
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/RMSBINADT0S6S/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B000KKNQBK&channel=detail-glance&nodeID=65801031&store=drugstore)

Quote
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen

 :rollin
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: Nel on January 23, 2014, 01:33:02 PM
Damn, I wish I could remember what product it was, but there was a product review I read about two/three years back that had me in hysterical tears from the sheer amount of laughing I was doing. Some kind of hair removal cream that burned the guy's skin, I think.
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: Podaar on January 23, 2014, 01:40:47 PM
(https://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/smiles/notsureifserious.jpg)
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: ishak540m on January 23, 2014, 03:19:55 PM
I leave you with this:  https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13 (https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13)
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: jonnybaxy on January 23, 2014, 04:50:27 PM
Yeah, the Veet one was the first one I saw, I was in tears laughing!

Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Nel on January 23, 2014, 06:20:05 PM
Quote
My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery.

 :rollin
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: jingle.boy on January 23, 2014, 10:09:58 PM
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002CYTL2?ie=UTF8&tag=buitri-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B0002CYTL2

Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Big Hath on January 23, 2014, 10:24:10 PM
https://www.amazon.com/Denon-AKDL1-Dedicated-Cable-Version/dp/B000I1X6PM/ref=cm_cr-mr-title

"The minute I plugged this cable in, I knew something was amiss. The first evidence? The small wormhole that appeared in our living room, right next to our holstein cowhide recliner. Peering into it I could discern the snarling face of a Ferengi, likely somewhere out in the Gamma quadrant."

"Transmission of music data at rates faster than the speed of light seemed convenient, until I realized I was hearing the music before I actually wanted to play it."

"WE LIVE UNDERGROUND! ONLY YOU CAN STOP IT NOW. SAVE US. DO NOT USE THESE CABLES."
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: carl320 on January 23, 2014, 10:28:33 PM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM (https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM)

The first review is the best  :lol
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on January 23, 2014, 10:29:18 PM
:lol
Title: Re: The best Amazon reviews
Post by: SystematicThought on January 24, 2014, 01:27:25 AM
I leave you with this:  https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13 (https://www.amazon.com/Samsung-UN85S9-85-Inch-Ultra-120Hz/dp/B00CMEN95U/ref=pd_ybh_13)
I just don't know how I feel that one click will send that TV to my house. It's a very scary thought  :lol
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Podaar on January 24, 2014, 08:14:46 AM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM (https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM)

The first review is the best  :lol

This one?
Quote
By Patrick J. McGovern
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
:lol
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: jonnybaxy on January 24, 2014, 05:51:52 PM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM (https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM)

The first review is the best  :lol

This one?
Quote
By Patrick J. McGovern
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
:lol

That is absolutely brilliant!  :rollin  :rollin
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: jonnybaxy on January 24, 2014, 05:54:25 PM
Also found another

 Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl Oz (https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_asin_lnk)
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: FreezingPoint on January 24, 2014, 07:12:51 PM
This is the first one I knew about:

https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: jingle.boy on January 24, 2014, 10:24:53 PM
This is the first one I knew about:

https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.

Yup, that was the originator I do believe.
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Podaar on February 28, 2014, 01:42:39 PM
Holy shit. Read the second review on this page.

https://www.amazon.com/Myly-New-Pink-Button-Audry/dp/B002OXSKF8

 :rollin
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Chino on February 28, 2014, 01:44:27 PM
Holy shit. Read the second review on this page.

https://www.amazon.com/Myly-New-Pink-Button-Audry/dp/B002OXSKF8

 :rollin

This is the best review. This girl knows what's up.

"My boyfriend has a bit of an Avatar fetish, and enjoys making love during cosplay. I really need this product in blue, to complete my costume. It would also help any Smurf cosplayers out there."
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Podaar on February 28, 2014, 01:46:15 PM
Yea, I just read that one and thought of you Chino. Big surprise, eh?
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Podaar on March 02, 2014, 03:50:58 AM
Also found another

 Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl Oz (https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0/ref=cm_cr_dp_asin_lnk)

I missed that link before. Some of those are quite clever. The Poe-ish poem is quite good!
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Podaar on April 05, 2017, 02:28:13 PM
Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool, White, 9" (https://www.amazon.com/review/R3SNTSII1C8R1X)

 :lol
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: TempusVox on April 05, 2017, 03:35:21 PM
The first thing I thought of:

https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM (https://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM)

The first review is the best  :lol

This one?
Quote
By Patrick J. McGovern
I purchased this product 4.47 Billion Years ago and when I opened it today, it was half empty.
:lol

That was brilliant, but this one was even better. Took me about 10 seconds to get it!

"This is NOT, repeat, NOT a woman from the Ukraine. Very disappointed but can only blame myself. Please read description when sober."
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on April 06, 2017, 06:21:59 AM
A mother's review of Kleenex Everyday Facial Tissues, 85 ct, (Pack of 36):

https://www.amazon.com/review/RFWM0CFO0UMWY
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: Podaar on April 06, 2017, 07:02:25 AM
 :lol

Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: jingle.boy on April 06, 2017, 07:20:55 AM
Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool, White, 9" (https://www.amazon.com/review/R3SNTSII1C8R1X)

 :lol

Excellent.  Worth another watch of the extended commercial for it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q
Title: Re: The best product reviews
Post by: hefdaddy42 on April 06, 2017, 07:37:49 AM
This is the first one I knew about:

https://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/product-reviews/B00G69KCO8/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1

I forgot where they put the Customer Images, there used to be some hilarious images of bad photoshops showing celebs wearing the shirt.

Yup, that was the originator I do believe.
I assume this was the "3 Wolves" shirt?  Legendary.

And my oldest daughter has that shirt  :lol