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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Tick on October 24, 2012, 11:51:38 AM
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Simple premise. Two names pitted against each other. The poster responds and pits the winner against the person of his or her choice. and so on...
First up....
Liam Neeson vs. Samuel L. Jackson
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Liam Neeson vs. Samuel L. Jackson
Based on 187, I'm going with Sam.
Vader vs. Jabba
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Please. Vader, no contest.
Aragorn vs. Legolas
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King Aragorn.
Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer
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Chuck Norris defeats all.
Tom Hanks vs. Al Pacino
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Whoops - nm.
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The poster responds and pits the winner against the person of his or her choice. and so on...
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Damn. We've already failed. :facepalm:
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Pffft. Minor details.
(But, I was one of the ones who effed it up - sorry!)
Ok, so going back to the original winner... wait, this should be bosky's pick, not mine. :facepalm:
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¿Quien es mas macho? ¿Fernando Lamas o Ricardo Montalban?
Ricardo es muy macho!
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OK lets start over.
Batman vs. Wolverine
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Batman!
Batman vs. Clint Eastwood
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Clint Eastwood, who shoots Batman five, or six, times while Batman reaches for some "wonderful toy".
Clint Eastwood versus Samuel L. Jackson
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Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson vs. Tuco Salamanca
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Samuel L. Jackson. He's top-tier badass so drug kingpins are like a SB contender facing off against a 9-7 wildcard team for him.
Roger Klotz vs. Nelson Muntz
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Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson vs. Tuco Salamanca
Skipping Floyd because he fails at this game. :)
While Samuel L. Jackson plays lots of badasses, at the end of the day he's just an actor. Tuco is a probably the most unstably violent person in fiction, and beats his buddies to death for the fun of it.
Tuco Salamanca vs. Vic Mackey
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Bugger off Harlequin, you don't run this thread. Plus, if you're gonna tell someone else they fail, your selections aren't looking so great if you're resorting to a repeat post (whom is fairly obscure) on the first page.
So I present once more:
Roger Klotz vs. Nelson Muntz
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Bugger off Harlequin, you don't run this thread. Plus, if you're gonna tell someone else they fail, your selections aren't looking so great if you're resorting to a repeat post (whom is fairly obscure) on the first page.
_floyd, he means that you're playing the game incorrectly; you're supposed to pit the person you select against another person of your choosing.
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My bad. I thought he was calling my selections pussies for being animated school bullies and gettin mouthy about it. My bad :blush Sorry Harlequin.
One more time:
Samuel L. Jackson vs. Nelson Muntz
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Samuel L. Jackson cripples Nelson Muntz, who won't be laughing at the expense of others for a long time.
Samuel L. Jackson v. Biff Tannen
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Sam Jackson is an actor. Acting is cool and all but not something I would consider to be "bad ass." He does play a lot of bad ass characters though.
Biff Tannen is not a bad ass. He is a dipshit bully asshole.
Sam Jackson wins by default I guess.
Edit: Oh wait so now I'm supposed to continue this. OK. Here's one with only one obvious answer:
Sam Jackson v. John McClane
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John McClane. He's still bad ass even though he's 'Gettin to old for this shit'!
John McClane vs Mr.T
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John Mutha Fucking McClane
John McClane vs Zorro
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John McClane. He's still bad ass even though he's 'Gettin to old for this shit'!
John McClane vs Mr.T
You quoted the wrong movie franchise. "Too old for this shit" is Lethal Weapon. "Yipee ki-yay, motherfucker" is from McClane's Die Hard.
Anyway, McClane over Zorro.
John McClane vs Hit-Girl
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Oh FFS! My bad.
Ok then, it was beacause the same shit happened to the same guy twice.
:-[
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Let's see if McClane runs the table from here on out. Or speaking of Lethal Weapon, maybe we should just skip straight to the championship round, for all the marbles: McClane v. Martin Riggs.
I'll let you guys decide though, I already played.
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Martin Riggs.
Martin Riggs vs William Wallace
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William Wallace
William Wallace vs Spawn
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William Wallace
William Wallace vs Spawn
Spawn
Spawn vs Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers vs Gwar
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Gwar.
Jason v. Freddie
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Gwar.
Jason v. Freddie
You're doing it wrong. You put your "winner" against a new opponent.
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:fail:
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This isn't rocket science folks.
(https://www.beendeleted.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/rocket-science.jpg)
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*sigh* I'll fix it.
Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers vs Gwar
Gwar.
Gwar vs. ariich
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ariich
ariich vs Jackie Chan
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Gotta go with ariich. His beard just fills out so quickly. It's adorable.
ariich vs. Herman Cain
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Herman Cain.
Herman Cain vs. a predator missile
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Gotta go with ariich. His beard just fills out so quickly. It's adorable.
ariich vs. Herman Cain
wtf im out
(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/167/571/Abandon-Thread.gif)
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Herman Cain.
Herman Cain vs. a predator missile
I agree. Cain had the 9-9-9 plan, which is the Australian number of the friggin' beast. :metal
predator missile
predator missile vs. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Arnold or his penis? Hmm???
I'll go Arnold.
Arnold or Sly Stallone?
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King Aragorn.
Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer
Sorry guys, I had simply looked at some of the early posts, like this one, to get an idea of how the thread worked. :p
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Arnold or his penis? Hmm???
I'll go Arnold.
Arnold or Sly Stallone?
As someone who's last name shares Stallone's first name, I hope that "sly" is just a typo (A frequent and fucking annoying one) or a legit nickname for Stallone.
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:facepalm: The level of fail in this thread is astounding.
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:facepalm: The level of fail in this thread is astounding.
No argument from me on that statement.
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And I couldn't even participate. Well, here's another;
John Cleese vs. Rowan Atkinson
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NOT Elite.
Ahn-old.
Arnold vs. The Hulk
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NOT Elite.
It was stalling anyway, guess I should read an OP better next time.
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Bruce Banner
Bruce Banner vs. James Hatfield
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James Hatfield
WHO IS THE BEST MUCIAN?????? :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
Jame Hatfeld or Lar Urich???
WHO IS THE BEST THEM??? :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
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James Hatfield
WHO IS THE BEST MUCIAN?????? :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
Jame Hatfeld or Lar Urich???
WHO IS THE BEST THEM??? :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
Dammit, your a scientist man! Take your meds!
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Aw, nobody picked up on Joan Rivers vs Gwar? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKKhsKk8DVQ)
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Of course we did. Gwar clearly won, both in that interview, and in the thread.
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James Hatfield
WHO IS THE BEST MUCIAN?????? :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
Jame Hatfeld or Lar Urich???
WHO IS THE BEST THEM??? :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
JP is the best musian!!!
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James Hetfield
James Hetfield vs. Mike Ditka
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Ditka.
Ditka vs John Goodman
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Ditka.
Ditka vs John Goodman
Ditka
Ditka vs. Freddy Krueger
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Ditka
Ditka vs Halas
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Ditka
Ditka vs. Chuck Norris
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Ditka
Ditka vs The Powerpuff Girls
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Powerpuff Girls
Powerpuff Girls vs. HR Puffnstuff
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Powerpuff Girls
Powerpuff Girls vs Stay Puff Marshmallow Man (Ghostbuster version)
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Stay Puft
Stay Puft vs. Godzilla
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Stay Puft, naturally
Stay Puft vs. Mighty Mouse
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Stay Puft
Stay Puft vs. The Michelin Man
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Stay Puft
Stay Puft vs. That n***a
(https://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo91/mappster74/Donut_Secret_House.png)
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Big Boo
Big Boo vs. Gizmo (Gremlins)
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Gizmo
Gizmo vs. The Tick
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Gizmo
Gizmo vs Inspector Gadget
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Inspector Gadget
Inspector Gadget vs. Johnny Bravo
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Inspector Gadget
Inspector Gadget vs Inspector Clouseau
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Inspector Gadget.
Inspector Gadget vs Lt. Columbo
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Columbo.
Columbo vs Frank Drebin?
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Columbo.
Columbo vs Frank Drebin?
:shirley:
Frank Drebin vs. Stephen Colbert
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Frank Drebin. Colbert is a pansy.
Frank Drebin vs. Drebin 893
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Frank Drebin
Frank Drebin vs Dave Mustaine
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Dave Mustaine, easy.
Dave Mustaine vs Tom Araya
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Mustaine :metal
Mustaine vs Kirk Hammett
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If it's so great, why haven't I heard of it?
Mustaine. Psh.
Dave Mustaine vs. Muthafuckin' (literally) Captain Kirk
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Kirk of course.
Captain Kirk vs Denny Crane
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KIRK, duuuh
Capt. James T. Kirk vs Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
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KIRK, duuuh
Capt. James T. Kirk vs Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
Not so sure it's a 'duuuh'. Denny Crane kicked all kinds of ass.
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I never watched Boston Legal, so I totally derped on that one. :facepalm:
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KIRK, duuuh
Capt. James T. Kirk vs Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
Kirk
Cpt Kirk vs Captain Planet
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Capt Kirk
Capt Kirk vs. Captain America
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Kirk.
Captain Kirk vs. Captain Crunch
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Kirk.
Captain Kirk vs TJ Hooker
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TJ Hooker
TJ Hooker vs Pauly Shore
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TJ Hooker.
TJ Hooker vs Magnum, P.I.
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TJ Hooker.
TJ Hooker vs Magnum, P.I.
Magnum P.I.
Magnum P.I. vs. Dog the bounty hunter
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Magnum P.I. Dog is a stupid fuck so he dies. Not that reasons matter at all. :azn:
Magnum P.I. vs. Mikael Akerfeldt
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Magnum P.I.
Magnum P.I. vs. MacGyver
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MacGyver.
MacGyver vs MacGruber
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MacGyver
MacGyver vs. Ronald McDonald
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MacGyver
MacGyver vs Wes Borland
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MacGyver
MacGyver vs. Rambo
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Rambo.
Rambo vs. Dutch
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Rambo
Rambo vs Snake Eyes
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Rambo
Rambo vs. Rumbo...rak
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rumborak
rumborak vs. Mr. Owl
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rumborak is the clear choice.
rumborak vs. Hefdaddy
OH WHAT NOW
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Hefdaddeh
Hef vs bosk1
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Hef. I wouldn't dare mess with God.
Hef vs. me
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Sorry dude - still Hef.
Hef vs. Undertaker
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Hef
Hef vs. Hef
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:splode:
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Hef
Hef vs. Sgt. Slaughter
Ain't it weird the LAFF-tur becomes SLAW-tur with the addition of an "s"?
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Hef
Hef vs Louie Anderson
(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHtElcxqKoHWbr27pTCyYO9TistXf7aqIlKh9B3r-ROhQNtsPwJA)
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C'mon Rattlehead. It's hard to even joke about Louie Anderson's whiny, annoying effeminate ass being badass in anyway unless soliciting young dudes for HJs in limousine's now is a factor in establishing street cred.
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Can't we just say that Hef wins the universe and move along? :dunno:
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Yeah, go back to using people who aren't real.
Mike Ditka vs. Hulk Hogan
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Yeah, go back to using people who aren't real.
Mike Ditka vs. Hulk Hogan
Da Bears
Mike Ditka vs. Sgt. Moses Hightower
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Mike Ditka
Mike Ditka vs Ivan Drago (Rocky 4)
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Hightower vs Samuel Jackson
Damn.... ninja'd
Ditka.
Ditka vs Glanville
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Seriously? Are you sure you even know who Ivan Drago is? :rollin
Ditka
Ditka vs Apollo Creed (Rocky series)
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Seriously? Are you sure you even know who Ivan Drago is? :rollin
It's not just how badass they are in a direct physical showdown. I look at it as how bad-ass are they relative to their situations/environment. Drago couldn't even beat an enemy on his own turf, and had his own supporters turn against him.
Nobody pwns Ditka.
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Mike Ditka
Ditka vs. Bill Brasky
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Mike Ditka
Ditka vs. Bill Brasky
How is that fair?
Brasky vs Dolf Lundgren
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Seriously? Are you sure you even know who Ivan Drago is? :rollin
It's not just how badass they are in a direct physical showdown. I look at it as how bad-ass are they relative to their situations/environment. Drago couldn't even beat an enemy on his own turf, and had his own supporters turn against him.
Nobody pwns Ditka.
Very true, well said :tup
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Dolph Lundgren
Dolph Lundgren vs Ray Lewis
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Ray Lewis
Ray Lewis vs. Lennox Lewis
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Lennox Lewis
Lennox Lewis vs. Vladimir Klitchko
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Lennox Lewis
Lennox Lewis vs. Anthony Soprano
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Lennox Lewis
Lennox Lewis versus Balrog
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Balrog
Balrog vs Gandalf
:D How original of me
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I meant this guy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balrog_(Street_Fighter)).
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Gandolf
Gandolf vs. Hurricane Sandy
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I meant this guy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balrog_(Street_Fighter)).
oh woops. Well the other balrog is more bad ass anyways, so...
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Gandalf
Gandalf vs. Lars Ulrich.
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Gandalf
Gandalf vs. The Westboro Baptist Church
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I've gotta be that guy again and argue that there is nothing remotely badass about being in a hate group. /srs bzns :P
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So that's one for Gandalf, then.
Gandalf vs Dumbledore
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Gandalf
Gandalf vs Seth MacFarlane
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Pffft. Gandalf.
Gandalf vs. Aragorn
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I've gotta be that guy again and argue that there is nothing remotely badass about being in a hate group. /srs bzns :P
Oh, I was just hoping that Gandalf would waste all those useless bastards.
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Ok I'm going to try to start taking this a bit more seriously :lol
Aragorn
Aragorn vs Mikael Akerfeldt
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Mike's one of the nicest dudes in the history of recorded music :lol
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Mike's one of the nicest dudes in the history of recorded music :lol
That doesn't mean he's not a bad ass :lol
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Aragorn
Aragorn vs Mikael Akerfeldt
Aw jeez... :-\
Um... Aragorn, by a hair. My reasoning is that, while Mikael is/was completely bad ass at the growlie vox, Aragorn summoned a full army of the dead. If that's not total badassery, then I quit life.
Aragorn vs King Arthur Pendragon
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Aragorn
Aragorn vs Mikael Akerfeldt
Aw jeez... :-\
Um... Aragorn, by a hair. My reasoning is that, while Mikael is/was completely bad ass at the growlie vox, Aragorn summoned a full army of the dead. If that's not total badassery, then I quit life.
Aragorn vs King Arthur Pendragon
Aragorn
Aragorn vs Isaac Hayes
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Isaac Hayes
Isaac Hayes vs. Burt Reynolds
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Isaac Hayes.
Isaac Hayes vs. Ice Cube
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Isaac Hayes
Isaac Hayes vs Bernie Mac (RIP)
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Issac Hayes
Issac vs. Samuel L. Jackson
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Gwar.
Gwar vs. Slipnot
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how did you get Gwar out of Isaac Hays and Samuel L. Jackson?
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ninja'd.
Six people posted at once.s
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Issac Hayes
Issac vs. Samuel L. Jackson
Isaac
Isaac Hayes vs Denzel Washington
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Hayes. He sang the theme from Shaft!
Isaac Hayes vs Kojak
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Battle of the Bald 70's Dudes!
Isaac again. Telly was cool, but Isaac was bad ass.
Isaac Hayes vs Megamind
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Megamind, he has a talking fish.
Megamind vs Brainiac
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Brainiac.
Brainiac vs The Great Gazoo
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brainiac
Brainiac vs Splinter