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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: rumborak on October 19, 2012, 09:59:57 AM
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Berry cool stuff.
that's the best I could do. :-\
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So when can I get the entire internet via mail order then? 50g wouldn't cost anything to ship.
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I guess reddit weighs about 1/1000 of a dingleberry then.
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I guess reddit weighs about 1/1000 of a dingleberry then.
And I bet once you take porn out of the calculation, the entire internet is invisible to the naked eye.
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The internet weighs about 1/32 of my penis.
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Congrats Blob for finally hitting 20,000 posts (again?), you fucker :metal
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I guess reddit weighs about 1/1000 of a dingleberry then.
And I bet once you take porn out of the calculation, the entire internet is invisible to the naked eye.
Not to weigh the internet down with an extra fact - but going by the most accurate statistics I can find, remove the porn and the internet would be about the size of... well, of a slightly smaller strawberry.
4% of the net is porn. 10-15% of all internet searches are for porn.
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...and 30-35% of those searches originate at my IP address.
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I guess reddit weighs about 1/1000 of a dingleberry then.
And I bet once you take porn out of the calculation, the entire internet is invisible to the naked eye.
Not to weigh the internet down with an extra fact - but going by the most accurate statistics I can find, remove the porn and the internet would be about the size of... well, of a slightly smaller strawberry.
4% of the net is porn. 10-15% of all internet searches are for porn.
How does it feel crushing my reality like that, rob? No really, tell me how it feels to just grab someone's entire belief system in the palm of your hand like a ......... a strawberry, and to crush the life out of it until you are just left with the juicy satisfaction of being right?
If I can't make wild hyperbolic statements about something so certain in life as pornography, then we may as well all just give up and go home right now.
We may share the same first name, but we no longer share a special bond. You are dead to me.
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If it's any consolation, I did think it was a good joke.
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Not sure if it's supposed to be "Woah, that's so small" but to me it's more "Woah, that's huge" because of the fact all those electrons add up to a mass you can even compare to a regular object you can actually see and hold.
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Well, considering that an electron weighs 9.109x10-28 of a gram, I'm more impressed that all those electrons add up to a macroscopic object.
Sadly, I did not have to look up the weight of an electron. /forever alone
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I knew the mass of an electron right off the bat as well. :blob: :hifive:
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to me it's more "Woah, that's huge"
Thanks :eyebrows:
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I guess reddit weighs about 1/1000 of a dingleberry then.
And I bet once you take porn out of the calculation, the entire internet is invisible to the naked eye.
Not to weigh the internet down with an extra fact - but going by the most accurate statistics I can find, remove the porn and the internet would be about the size of... well, of a slightly smaller strawberry.
4% of the net is porn. 10-15% of all internet searches are for porn.
How does it feel crushing my reality like that, rob? No really, tell me how it feels to just grab someone's entire belief system in the palm of your hand like a ......... a strawberry, and to crush the life out of it until you are just left with the juicy satisfaction of being right?
If I can't make wild hyperbolic statements about something so certain in life as pornography, then we may as well all just give up and go home right now.
We may share the same first name, but we no longer share a special bond. You are dead to me.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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The internet is like a radish. Red and vibrant on the outside. Flourishing in all its splendor. When you look a bit deeper you find its really just White and void of life.
Don't really know what I'm saying, but I'm bored.
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The world is bigger than a cake.
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The cake is a lie.
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Considering it's all electrons, that's actually incredible.
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The world is bigger than a cake.
You, quoting my signature just like that :lol
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_floyd? Is that you? :laugh:
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Nope. His hairline is too virile and Burlington Coat Factory never stocks haberdashery that nice.
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Aw. Don't sell yourself short. :)
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But unfortunately, not nearly as tasty.
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Not sure if it's supposed to be "Woah, that's so small" but to me it's more "Woah, that's huge" because of the fact all those electrons add up to a mass you can even compare to a regular object you can actually see and hold.
I think it's impressive on both fronts. It's astonishing that for something as big and all-expansive as the internet, each packet of information is so infinitesimally tiny that they weigh no more than a strawberry. But equally, knowing the weight of an electron, it's astonishing that the people of the universe have mustered together enough information - a normally immaterial concept - that it could be said to have any kind of weight at all.
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Well, considering that an electron weighs 9.109x10-28 of a gram, I'm more impressed that all those electrons add up to a macroscopic object.
Sadly, I did not have to look up the weight of an electron. /forever alone
NERD ALERT!
LET'S GIVE HIM A WEDGIE
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Not sure if it's supposed to be "Woah, that's so small" but to me it's more "Woah, that's huge" because of the fact all those electrons add up to a mass you can even compare to a regular object you can actually see and hold.
I think it's impressive on both fronts. It's astonishing that for something as big and all-expansive as the internet, each packet of information is so infinitesimally tiny that they weigh no more than a strawberry. But equally, knowing the weight of an electron, it's astonishing that the people of the universe have mustered together enough information - a normally immaterial concept - that it could be said to have any kind of weight at all.
Good points.
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540x10^(21) electrons * 9.109x10^(-28) grams/electron = 0.00049 grams
Where are my missing powers of 10? 540 billion trillion is (540x10^9)^12 = 540x10^21
Even if that figure uses relativistic mass of the moving electrons, it doesn't account for 10^5
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Not sure if it's supposed to be "Woah, that's so small" but to me it's more "Woah, that's huge" because of the fact all those electrons add up to a mass you can even compare to a regular object you can actually see and hold.
I think it's impressive on both fronts. It's astonishing that for something as big and all-expansive as the internet, each packet of information is so infinitesimally tiny that they weigh no more than a strawberry. But equally, knowing the weight of an electron, it's astonishing that the people of the universe have mustered together enough information - a normally immaterial concept - that it could be said to have any kind of weight at all.
Brilliant writing, I'm getting at least 3 interpretations here.
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Well, considering that an electron weighs 9.109x10-28 of a gram, I'm more impressed that all those electrons add up to a macroscopic object.
Sadly, I did not have to look up the weight of an electron. /forever alone
NERD ALERT!
LET'S GIVE HIM A WEDGIE
And a swirly!!
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And a blowjob!
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:lol
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Well, considering that an electron weighs 9.109x10-28 of a gram, I'm more impressed that all those electrons add up to a macroscopic object.
Sadly, I did not have to look up the weight of an electron. /forever alone
NERD ALERT!
LET'S GIVE HIM A WEDGIE
And a swirly!!
Go ahead and try. :xbones This nerd was also a football player.
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No dumb jocks have been able to fight their way out of a b_f b_j yet and I sure as shit don't plan on letting that resume get a smudge on it today :xbones