DreamTheaterForums.org Dream Theater Fan Site
General => General Discussion => Topic started by: bosk1 on June 26, 2012, 02:38:01 PM
-
Old one here: https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=30274.0
-
LOL
-
My thread title suggestion was awesome. Good job using a shit one.
-
But it was only 70 pages long ??? Ohhh wait...
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
-
God damnit bosk.
-
:| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :| :|
-
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OpafcJCrq6I/TeHzzBHxb1I/AAAAAAAAA4g/VQp_9Zgkt1k/s1600/loldog-funny-dog-pictures.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598651_359357890802397_757571387_n.jpg)
-
8001: A Blowjob Odyssey
-
That's ok.
This is the 100th page, in spirit.
-
Rack 'em Willie comes to mind.
-
1st Page.
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/6953.jpg)
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/6967.jpg)
-
The old thread was only at 70 pages, all you people using 35ppp are lame. :p
-
You can change that?
My whole life is a lie.
-
I don't like using 50 posts per page because it makes the page breaks occur at different points so say you're reply #35, 70, 105, etc. in a thread and are replying to the post directly above yours, it'll appear as the first post on the next page and potentially look awkward without the previous post being right above it for reference. You can try to remember to quote the previous post whenever your reply number is a multiple of 35 but it seems a little tedious to be that attentive.
-
First Page BITCHES! And I'm not posting anything funny. :neverusethis:
-
I will then:
If anyone in this thread judge him; heyy James WTF? about you in Awake In Japan? Then I will say; WTF about you silly?
-
Yeah the hell!
-
Yeah the hell!
Did I get that from you? Or did you get that from me? :justjen ???
-
floyd, it's really getting old, especially when you persistently put it on the table. Again and again. Let's find something funnier to fit in the thread. :yarr
YEAH THE HELL!
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66tbtq3Qn1rztnvho1_500.jpg)
-
First page with nothing to contribute but this;
(https://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/nigeria?action=dlattach&topic=111024.0&attach=38996&image)
-
A dead link?
-
Every time that picture gets posted anywhere it leads to a heated debate on whether or not it's child abuse.
-
floyd, it's really getting old, especially when you persistently put it on the table. Again and again. Let's find something funnier to fit in the thread. :yarr
I'm pretty sure you never told me it bothered you until now.
-
Every time that picture gets posted anywhere it leads to a heated debate on whether or not it's child abuse.
Well, I found it fitting for a new thread.
-
That's ok.
This is the 100th page, in spirit.
But hey, to start this thread off on a good note, I might as well post my favorite internet video of all time. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7iVqouHuc)
wtf? I'm laughing my ass off here! Great video :rollin
-
Yeah the hell!
Did I get that from you? Or did you get that from me? :justjen ???
Neither. SeRoX completely invented that phrase quite some time ago. He gets full credit.
YEAH THE HELL!
YES! :2metal:
-
wtf? I'm laughing my ass off here! Great video :rollin
I want that man to be president. Imagine what the State of the Union speeches would be like...
Edit: Put the best line from that video in my sig. :biggrin:
-
A blonde walks up to the counter and says "I would like a cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake."
The guy behind the counter is confused is says "Um... this is a library."
The blonde says "Oh, I'm sorry" and then whispers "I would like a cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake."
-
I guess I have to wait until the second page to make my post.
-
Me too.
-
Yeah the hell!
Did I get that from you? Or did you get that from me? :justjen ???
Neither. SeRoX completely invented that phrase quite some time ago. He gets full credit.
YEAH THE HELL!
YES! :2metal:
So THAT'S where I got it from... :tup
-
First page!
-
Second page perhaps? Nope, seems we have to wait.
-
No longer.
-
No longer.
Thatz whut she said
....about your penis...
...as a complaint.
-
wha?
im confuz
-
wha?
im confuz
God damn mods changed my post.
YOU HEAR THAT MODS?!?!?? (or specifically, just the one who changed it)
I HAVE COMMANDED GOD TO DAMN YOU!
-
It wasn't the mods. It was the filter. Welcome to 2009.
-
Funny I have a filter on my chrome that changes that to "I am not funny." My filter seems to overthrow yours, so that's what his post says, haha.
-
big titties
-
It wasn't the mods. It was the filter. Welcome to 2009.
A filter? Oh jeez. I feel awful. Let me call god and tell him not to damn you after all. brb
EDIT: HAH beat the filter. Welcome to 2012!
-
It wasn't the mods. It was the filter. Welcome to 2009.
A filter? Oh jeez. I feel awful. Let me call god and tell him not to damn you after all. brb
EDIT: HAH beat the filter. Welcome to 2012!
Within about a day after the filter was set, half the forum figured out several workarounds that did not involve misspellings. Welcome back to 2009. Again.
-
(https://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu51/senemn/bosklol.jpg)
(https://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu51/senemn/64327_265702786838557_177387432336760_616878_326931281_n.jpg)
-
(https://i633.photobucket.com/albums/uu51/senemn/bosklol.jpg)
:rollin
Once ya go to the Dark Side, ya never go back.
-
:bosky:
There's a reason I dance.
-
Wait is that Star Wars thing real?
Also, bosk......we shall dance the dance of dances.
-
Also, bosk......we shall dance the dance of dances.
Okay. I shall begin.
:vanillaice:
-
(https://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f231/allgraphicsforme/PixelsGalore/cartoons/th6a165f45.gif)
-
:topscore:
-
Many have probably seen these, but oh well.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw14x9mhav1qaue6fo1_400.png)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxy021lN9H1qa4ihzo1_500.gif)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0di2eir91r3pijno1_500.jpg)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1scoj2i5w1r7j11to1_500.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luso707FYg1r5h8lro1_500.jpg)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llsljd4J9K1qko074o1_500.jpg)
https://badcgijosh.tumblr.com/post/13091172691
-
:lol
Great batch right there
-
Meh. The takes over Russia thing is funny.
-
I took a chance. I know people won't find all of those funny. But it doesn't matter because I did.
-
I thought they were all great, but I'm kinda confused about that first one.
-
This video may have been posted before. If so, do forgive me. This is I Don't Want My Pizza Burning.
First, some background: the woman who made this is a student in computer animation (but not the good, talented kind like Blob). This video was inspired by a trick her sister played on her when she was little: namely, she convinced her that the Stones lyric "I'll never be your beast of burden" was actually "I don't want my pizza burning". The entire video is inspired by this one misheard lyric. There is a lot of attempted humor in that vein, but for other reasons, there's quite a bit of unintended humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERXq3r1Kq0Q
-
(https://i46.tinypic.com/2i6hvv8.jpg)
lol
-
That's ok.
This is the 100th page, in spirit.
But hey, to start this thread off on a good note, I might as well post my favorite internet video of all time. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7iVqouHuc)
NUDITY BANT
-
Forgot about that. It takes place for a fleeting moment and you can barely make out what's going on (I originally didn't notice it until a commenter pointed it out).
Well, I suppose I could edit my post, but since you quoted me I don't see what the point would be. :)
-
Great laugh though
-
Yeah, it makes me laugh no matter what kind of mood I'm in. I've watched it so many times I practically have it memorized.
-
The video confuses me. Is he in entertainment? If so, why is he so bent on giving men vaginas so they can feel God's wrath? What's entertaining about that?
-
Don't try to make sense of it. Just bask in the glory of his master plan. I, for one, am behind him 100%. And if you aren't....well, that makes you a damn dirty communist.
-
These threads can always benefit from some good ol' JP... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=hUN3yenlCGE)
-
These threads can always benefit from some good ol' JP... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=hUN3yenlCGE)
Love that one. :lol
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4561240_700b.jpg)
-
Damn, if it wasn't for the "fuck", I would totally put that on FB. Don't want to offend my 90 year old Grandmother. :angel:
-
Damn, if it wasn't for the "fuck", I would totally put that on FB. Don't want to offend my 90 year old Grandmother. :angel:
Like she never used the word! She surely will when she first hears Old Man! :lolpalm:
-
So I kinda enjoy captcha art. Basically, they take a captcha they get and make comics using it in a panel:
(https://i.imgur.com/nAiVZ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/BnGkz.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/pcegH.jpg)
And my personal favourite:
*snipped because it uses a word apparently too naughty for DTF*
-
hahaha :lol
-
that's amazing. :lol
-
*snip*
:lol :clap:
-
:lol :lol :clap:
-
whoa captcha art :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
There are many great ones here: https://www.captchart.com/
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4561240_700b.jpg)
:rollin
-
(https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/Zook85/jokerscars.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/qwKqx.jpg)
-
(https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/Zook85/jokerscars.jpg)
So true! :lol
-
(https://media.weirdworm.com/img/life/10-cartoon-characters-come-to-life/lion.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/5bpQA.jpg)
-
That explains everything.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/534276_3320089202983_59983380_n.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/cBV1u.jpg)
-
:golfclap:
-
Beat me to it. :lol :rollin :lol
-
Some guy on reddit posted on how he used to know Emma Watson. This was one mans response:
(https://puu.sh/ErbG)
-
That was on 9gag first.
-
:yawn:
-
That was on 9gag first.
You make me sad. :(
-
I was trolling.
-
I know. ;p
-
Reddit is crap.
-
k
-
At the end of his rant about feet, I was waiting for a Pulp Fiction punchline.
-
Some guy on reddit posted on how he used to know Emma Watson. This was one mans response:
(https://puu.sh/ErbG)
.........
lol
He's not wrong.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/MBaI4.jpg)
-
At the end of his rant about feet, I was waiting for a Pulp Fiction punchline.
I'm the foot fucking master!
-
Is that the same as being the C.L.I.T. Commander?
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tiywpWlD1rokx17o1_500.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/522027_10150863187802127_167156286_n.jpg)
-
:lol :lol
Also, I give you this:
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4598607_460s.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/VOj2N.png)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/VOj2N.png)
That's pretty awesome, actually.
-
Not really funny but fucking cool
(https://i.imgur.com/YtPea.jpg)
-
Very cool pic but they kinda dropped the ball by not making the ear flaps of the hat stand out or perhaps even omitting them. Hard to tell.
-
Fudd Vader.
-
:lol :lol
Also, I give you this:
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4598607_460s.jpg)
The lack parallelism between the forms of those verbs annoyed me too much for that to be funny. :lol
-
Yep. "Walking" or "Being able to walk" would've been fine, but the forms clash so horribly that there can be no humor.
-
Really? That's precisely why I laughed at it. :lol
-
I guess it could work that way. The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.
Remember: Humor must always be well-formed and properly presented.
-
Since the last meme was posted here, this one shouldn't be too bad:
(https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22734985.jpg)
-
:lol :lol
Also, I give you this:
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4598607_460s.jpg)
The lack parallelism between the forms of those verbs annoyed me too much for that to be funny. :lol
That, and the meme is used incorrectly.
-
Not to mention the joke is about as old as I am.
-
So there are at least three things wrong with the picture, then. We all agree that it is a bad picture.
-
Alright, geez! I'm sorry for posting such a bad picture, even though I found it funny.
I'll just quietly sulk in my corner... :sadpanda:
-
The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.
You may find it awkward, but it is grammatically correct.
-
The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.
You may find it awkward, but it is grammatically correct.
To walk is better than to win.
Walking is better than winning.
-
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Gang rape.
-
The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.
You may find it awkward, but it is grammatically correct.
To walk is better than to win.
Walking is better than winning.
Exactly. The forms aren't parallel, which was the original complaint.
What is better than winning a paralympics?
Being able to walk.
-
Either way you slice it, it's fucking stupid and mundane and unoriginal and whomsoever created it should be poked in the butt with a soldering iron. Not raped, just poked; just a sweet little hate-poke. Just like...*boop!* and you're done. Done forever, never able to poison this world with your hideous humor and dull wits. Thank Codfish for that granny picture. It has saved this page. All hail the transsexual grannies. HAIL! TRANGRAN!
-
I think "walking" would be the best way to go. It's blunt and is parallel with "winning."
-
What is better than winning a paralympics?
Walking
This works, too.
-
The Star Wars That I Used To Know (Gotye parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPXZEpRE
-
The wolf screaming "TO WALK" has some punch to it, but "To walk is better than winning a paralympics" is just so damned awkward.
You may find it awkward, but it is grammatically correct.
To walk is better than to win.
Walking is better than winning.
Gerund forms are better. But the original thing quoted is still grammatically correct.
-
Yeah, well I don't like it.
-
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Gang rape.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/bizarredevotedfan/Randomness/62528w7.gif)
-
:lol :lol
Also, I give you this:
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4598607_460s.jpg)
The lack parallelism between the forms of those verbs annoyed me too much for that to be funny. :lol
That, and the meme is used incorrectly.
I'm just not gonna say anything cause y'all have heard me rant enough. :biggrin:
-
Since the last meme was posted here, this one shouldn't be too bad:
(https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22734985.jpg)
Who is that guy anyway ?
-
Varg Vikernes; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varg_Vikernes
-
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/539474_386573584738918_2012172412_n.jpg)
-
:lol
-
How true that is.
-
As a very frequent victim of the unplanned plan, I sympathize with this.
-
Conan sends Jack McBrayer to Chicago's Weiner's Circle (https://teamcoco.com/video/triumph-wiener-circle)
-
Conan sends Jack McBrayer to Chicago's Weiner's Circle (https://teamcoco.com/video/triumph-wiener-circle)
Wasn't that in the last funny thread?
-
The Star Wars That I Used To Know (Gotye parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPXZEpRE
That's great :lol
-
Conan sends Jack McBrayer to Chicago's Weiner's Circle (https://teamcoco.com/video/triumph-wiener-circle)
Wasn't that in the last funny thread?
Yeah, but it's funny as hell so why not?
-
I didnt know sorry :)
-
Metty, I think that nobody will forgive you that. :xbones
So, I dub thee unforgiven. :neverusethis:
-
The Star Wars That I Used To Know (Gotye parody)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJlbPXZEpRE
That's great :lol
Simply brilliant.
:clap:
-
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/389100_459421107401616_1033687351_n.jpg)
-
Holy shit, how has that never been done before? :lol
-
(https://www.brobible.com/files/archive/images/buzz/Louis-CK.jpeg)
-
(https://www.brobible.com/files/archive/images/buzz/Louis-CK.jpeg)
:lol that entire scene is fucking gold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKASww9Ni4
-
Holy shit, how has that never been done before? :lol
It has:
(https://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/internet-memes-lyrical-genius.jpg)
It's been posted in some of the older Funny Stuff threads actually.
-
(https://www.brobible.com/files/archive/images/buzz/Louis-CK.jpeg)
:lol that entire scene is fucking gold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKASww9Ni4
My god....her smile is so freakin scary! :rollin
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4626729_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4618164_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4612425_460s_v1.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4602175_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4600123_460s_v1.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4594997_460s.jpg)
-
Guy's got balls getting that close to a creeper.
-
I don't get the sand castle one. Not sure what the green dude is supposed to be.
-
I'm with rObert on this one.
-
It's a reference to the game Minecraft. In Minecraft you collect and make blocks like stone, wood, dirt, etc and use them to make houses, castles, or whatever else you want. There's a day/night cycle, and at night various monsters, like zombies and skeletons, come out and you have to survive. The most infamous monster of the game is the creeper, which is the green thing. It makes absolutely no noise until it gets right up next to you, at which point it makes a hissing noise (kinda like a lit fuse) and blows up a few seconds later, generally killing you and destroying a lot of blocks in the surrounding area.
They're notorious for sneaking up behind people and scaring the shit out of them shortly before they blow up and destroy whatever the person was working on.
-
Thank you Ian.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/r33nK.jpg)
-
Thank you Ian.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/r33nK.jpg)
:clap:
The only thing that would've made this better would've been "Go to med school, dumbass!"
-
The only thing that would've made this better would've been "Go the med school, dumbass!"
Double crossover. I like it. :lol
-
I know the movie from the first two panels, so what's the third panel from?
-
Wikipedia is telling me it's probably House.
-
Wikipedia is telling me it's probably House.
It is
-
Real life QWOP:
(https://i.minus.com/i4GGxR6TbJLDS.gif)
-
Nice wang.
-
:lol
-
Real life QWOP:
(https://i.minus.com/i4GGxR6TbJLDS.gif)
What is even going on here? (I don't know what QWOP means)
-
Ah, QWOP is a flash game that was posted on here a while ago where you use the Q, W, O, and P keys to control the legs of an olympic runner. It's really, really, really hard to make the guy run properly and often results in him running like that guy in the gif.
The game's here if you want to have a go: https://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html
-
Thanks. Man, I am so behind the times. First Minecraft and now QWOP. All this new shit that you young whippersnappers be tossin' around.
-
oh my god QWOP :rollin
-
My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically. :lol
-
My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically. :lol
51 meters! :metal
-
My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically. :lol
51 meters! :metal
How long did that take you? 'Cause, to be fair, I only played the game for, like, ten minutes or so.
Btw, even though I might be flamed for bringing an old joke once again, I just found this too funny to not share with you:
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/im-the-good-kind-of-bill.jpg)
-
I like it :tup
-
I like it :tup
:blush :-*
-
Oh you :limpwrist:
-
My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically. :lol
51 meters! :metal
Me too :lol It's that goddamn obstacle that stops me. >:(
-
Oh you :limpwrist:
:lol
Should I kiss it to make it better?
-
Not sure if posted...
(https://i.helgon.se/g/%7B78E/%7B78EB58A0-9F3A-46AA-A2C9-44F8B139AF79%7D.jpg)
-
:lol
One of the better ones with Insanity Wolf, I'll give you that.
-
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/drunk-baby-meme-sober.jpg)
(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/meme-fwp-3.jpg)
(https://www.aetmej.se/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wpid-piWFrl1.jpg)
(https://t.qkme.me/Kp.jpg)
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/she-said-shed-call-me-maybe.jpg)
-
(https://t.qkme.me/Kp.jpg)
Holy shit. This is awesome!! :rollin :rollin
-
My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically. :lol
The secret is to alternate QP and WO.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/QRiIw.jpg)
-
My personal best at this game is 0.8 metres. I have no idea how you can actually get the guy to run, instead of just falling over spastically. :lol
The secret is to alternate QP and WO.
Thanks! Just cracked the two metres!
I'll get there eventually. :lol
-
That Dave Grohl one is great because it's real. I read an article (in an actual magazine) called "Poo Fighters" and it was about how they're all married now and have young kids and how their lives have changed. He's absolutely right. Your kids don't care that you're a famous rock star or whatever. You're just Daddy, and you have certain obligations.
It does sound like he spoils them a bit, though. If one of my kids ever told me that they need a smoothie now, I can tell you for damned sure that my response would not be "Okaaay."
-
Oh you :limpwrist:
:lol
Should I kiss it to make it better?
Ididn't say "no", did I?
Not sure if posted...
(https://i.helgon.se/g/%7B78E/%7B78EB58A0-9F3A-46AA-A2C9-44F8B139AF79%7D.jpg)
Actual footage of someone trying that (but having the camera panned so I don't have to look at some dude's junk) would be legendary :rollin
-
Actual footage of someone trying that (but having the camera panned so I don't have to look at some dude's junk) would be legendary :rollin
ITT: Black Floyd makes sure we all know he isn't gay
-
Who u callin a f****t, f****t?!?! I ain't gay bruh! I fuck chicks 24/7! I nail 'em even as I sleep! Come at me bro!
-
Oh you :limpwrist:
:lol
Should I kiss it to make it better?
I didn't say "no", did I?
Well then, come over here, so that I can put my mouth to a better use... :eyebrows:
-
We need a laughing facepalm emote. :lol
-
:lolpalm:
-
nice.
-
Who u callin a f****t, f****t?!?! I ain't gay bruh! I fuck chicks 24/7! I nail 'em even as I sleep! Come at me bro!
You may want to spit that cock out then.
-
But you taste delightful Arj. I shall hereby call you "Large Arj." :dammitnick:
-
My sig begs to differ
-
Your sig only refers to functionality, not size.
-
True, but what good is a large one that doesn't work?
-
Paperweight?
-
:lol
-
BE PREPARED! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1lbeYSCh7A&feature=youtu.be)
I was actually impressed by that. Great song, and he has a good voice for it.
-
Wow. The versatility of his voice is amazing.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Mi5k8.jpg)
-
:rollin
What the fuck is that... thing that the South Koreans are fleeing from?
-
I'm gonna guess it's a Starcraft creature.
-
Yeah that's what I remember. Reminds me of this:
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9RxpH9I7p9o/TJZde3lCKoI/AAAAAAAAATw/ioMsgjtxiRY/s1600/Evoltion-of-Man-BlizzGamer.jpg)
... Ummm, this picture is pretty racist isn't it?
-
Canada should be people chasing beaver's. Or as depicted below;
(https://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396597_245409075576996_189617841_n.jpg)
-
:lol
-
Nice one, jingle. :lol
This is probably known to the vast majority of the people, but those who don't know it, behold its awesomeness (actually, everyone should do that!)!
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/DTF/dramatic_hef.gif)
-
:rollin
What the fuck is that... thing that the South Koreans are fleeing from?
That's a Zerg, one of the races in Starcraft.
-
Yes!!! I was kinda right!!!!
Isn't Starcraft like the national pastime in South Korea or something?
-
Yes!!! I was kinda right!!!!
Isn't Starcraft like the national pastime in South Korea or something?
that's the stereotype :D I don't know how true it is
-
They actually hold tournaments and broadcast them on TV like sports events, so it's pretty big there.
-
I'm pretty sure one of the most recent championships had an attendance of 100,000 people. For comparison, most superbowls have ~80k.
-
I'm pretty sure one of the most recent championships had an attendance of 100,000 people. For comparison, most superbowls have ~80k.
That has everything to do with venue capacity limitations and nothing to do with demand. You could probably sell out a 250k capacity venue if one could be made.
-
back_fold has a point.
Doesn't change the fact that Starcraft > Football tho
-
It wasn't meant to be a competition or anything, it was just a point of reference for how big that size of a crowd really is.
But yeah, Starcraft is one of the few 'sports' I actually enjoy watching. Far more interesting than football.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/b04dT.jpg)
-
Bless you Steve Rogers, bless you.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/b04dT.jpg)
I don't get it... is "surrender" supposed to be the safe word?
-
(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/meme-fwp-3.jpg)
God I hate this!
-
Just a weird picture I found today. xD
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/599856_10150942952638667_1543218609_n.jpg)
-
Brix were shat :lol
-
They knew what they were doing. There's just no way a shot that perfectly set up was accidental. Sneaky bastards. :lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/MsUjp.jpg)
-
The best comedy happens spontaneously. The food runner at work was taking a picture of me, or so I thought, he was actually using the Action Movie FX app. The timing of what happened is just too perfect...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQaoFMbJ3Z0&feature=youtube_gdata (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQaoFMbJ3Z0&feature=youtube_gdata)
-
......Are you ok?
-
Did you die?
-
Lonestar's ghost posting from Lonestar's account.
-
Boo bitches!!!!
-
:omg:
-
Lonestar's ghost posting from Lonestar's account.
Actually, if you watch it again, he just stands there and takes all that lead without even flinching LIKE A BOSS! He probably spit out about 80 rounds and then shot lasers out of his eyes right after the footage ended.
-
Nah, I need that clown to run food. Sometimes sparing a persons life has benefits, like a lifetime of eternal devotion.
-
Boo bitches!!!!
HOLY SHIT DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT
-
Found this randomly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNpn-XGM04&feature=player_detailpage#t=81s
(news anchor tries to tell a joke to the Dalai Lama)
rumborak
-
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/598985_434882873209880_1533548924_n.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/396079_489733161056142_824707022_n.jpg)
-
Funny Stuff.
-
Custard is so fucking awesome.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Uay25.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/KEtFB.gif)
life 101
-
George and Jane Jetson.
What do I win?
-
George and Jane Jetson.
What do I win?
(https://emotibot.net/pix/4644.jpg)
-
George and Jane Jetson.
What do I win?
Dang, my first thought was Bewitched.
Oh and the crack shirt is awesome!
-
George and Jane Jetson.
What do I win?
(https://emotibot.net/pix/4644.jpg)
You're so mean to me. :(
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4696407_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4696170_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4696285_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4694450_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4679681_460s.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/KEtFB.gif)
life 101
True dat. And then she gets upset when you ask if she can pay for dinner.
-
My dad gets shit done. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt7bi9Tjz2U&feature=related)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/S0dm0.jpg)
-
:lol
-
:lol :lol :lol
-
(https://forlackofabettercomic.com/img/comic/174.png)
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpjja33QPq1qea66eo1_500.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/603467_10151024154946940_1948788629_n.jpg)
-
A Conversation With My 12 Year Old Self: 20th Anniversary Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGAQrEUaeU&feature=player_embedded
Funny but also a really well put-together piece of youtube awesomeness.
-
Cute. Chuckles were had.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/uAln7.jpg)
-
:o
-
sorry guys
-
You must be new here.
-
That might be too far for this forum.
But I fucking lol'd.
-
Now everyone wants to know what he posted.
Well, I do.
-
yup.
-
Now everyone wants to know what he posted.
Well, I do.
He somehow managed to get a picture of Bosk eating a baby.
-
Now everyone wants to know what he posted.
Well, I do.
He somehow managed to get a picture of Bosk eating a baby.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Oh wait...
-
uhm
alright then
-
uhm
alright then
You didn't miss much. It was a slightly racist, but not in the slightest bit funny picture about a black guy finding out to get on welfare you just need to be black by looking at it in a book....but here's the punchline, he can't read. Meh. I guess if you like insulting forms of humor for the sake of them being insulting then you'd love it.
-
Oh, I've seen that picture before. I got a chuckle out of it.
-
You would, Mr. Worse than Hitler.
-
Sounds pretty funny to me.
-
You would, Mr. Worse than Hitler.
*Mr. Much Worse Than Hitler
-
I dunno, I guess I've outgrown jokes that are only funny because they're racist. But you keep laughing away at them if that makes you feel better.
-
Outgrown? Or shied away from?
-
Outgrown? Or shied away from?
Outgrown. I'm at least an inch taller than I was when I found them funny.
Coincidence? I think not.
-
I dunno, I guess I've outgrown jokes that are only funny because they're racist. But you keep laughing away at them if that makes you feel better.
I like insulting/self-deprecating/racist humor as long as it isn't completely over the top. The image he posted isn't supposed to be taken seriously. I don't think there was any intentional malice behind it, so I don't feel guilty for laughing.
-
I dunno, I guess I've outgrown jokes that are only funny because they're racist. But you keep laughing away at them if that makes you feel better.
I like insulting/self-deprecating/racist humor as long as it isn't completely over the top. The image he posted isn't supposed to be taken seriously. I don't think there was any intentional malice behind it, so I don't feel guilty for laughing.
I didn't find it insulting, I just didn't find it funny. "look lol a black guy can't read" just isn't funny to me.
-
That's a perfectly understandable opinion, bro. :)
-
That's a perfectly understandable opinion, bro. :)
Bro? I'm not your bro bro. You know?
Got it bra?
-
I'm not your guy, buddy!
Well I'm not your buddy, guy!
-
bro
Racist.
-
You want funny?
(https://s4.hubimg.com/u/347147_f248.jpg)
-
bro
Racist.
Obviously.
(https://puu.sh/GFaa)
-
bro
Racist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2odOu0Oguo&t=6s
-
You want funny?
(https://s4.hubimg.com/u/347147_f248.jpg)
As a philosophy major, I find this extremely offensive.
-
You're a swell guy Brother H. A swell guy.
-
I will never be just Ħ to you, huh? only you know my secret identity.
-
I will never be just Ħ to you, huh? only you know my secret identity.
Aside from copying and pasting I don't even know how to make that weird little character you got there. But no, you'll always be BrotherH to me. Until you have kids, then you'll FatherH. Until you realize the truth about who you are get the appropriate procedures, then you'll be SisterH. Until you die and get liquefied, then you'll be H2O.
-
AdamiH.
DO IT.
-
AdamiH.
DO IT.
Close, but I don't have an H in either my first or last name. Sorry Brother.
H.
-
Simple solution, change your name. Then you'll truly feel the power.
-
Dr. Doom is a very unpleasant houseguest:
(https://i.imgur.com/yrdtf.jpg)
It amuses me greatly for some reason.
-
bro
Racist.
Obviously.
(https://puu.sh/GFaa)
:lol
-
(https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/double%20s%20pro/tumblr_l413x1RrOd1qz6kiso1_5001-1.jpg)
-
Amanda is about to completely lose it, and end up committed to an asylum for the rest of her life.
-
Jesus, what show is that?
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4712300_460s.jpg)
-
wat
-
Kinda twisted, but amusing.
-
Jesus, what show is that?
Maury.
-
bro
Racist.
Obviously.
(https://puu.sh/GFaa)
Locationist.
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4712300_460s.jpg)
This thing is based on a Grimm's fairy tale called "The fisherman and his wife". Is that a known fairy tale in the English-speaking world?
rumborak
-
Huh, never heard of it.
-
I've heard it. Then again, I live in Sweden.
-
Yeah, i've heard of it.
-
Heard "of" it but never heard it. Now I have, I guess.
-
So...in Europe, parents lull their kids to sleep at night with a lovely bedtime story about a man who fucks a fish who turns into an 8 year old girl in the process?
Cool.
-
Yeah, some of Grimm's fairy tales are pretty bizarre.
-
That part is obviously modified. But yeah, my mom was reading me the true Cinderella when I was a kid, not the Disney version. Like, cutting off toes and blood-soaked slippers.
rumborak
-
Yeah, some of the Grimm tales are a lot more screwed up than you'd expect fairy tales to be.
-
From my perspective those screwy parts are actually integral to fairy tales. It's just that they take them out in modern adaptations. In my opinion a good fairy tale needs to have a gory element. It's supposed to teach something, so it's gotta have a kick.
rumborak
-
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/3616_3512023081678_1913978452_n.jpg)
-
That part is obviously modified. But yeah, my mom was reading me the true Cinderella when I was a kid, not the Disney version. Like, cutting off toes and blood-soaked slippers.
rumborak
There are actually many different tellings of the Cinderella story from a variety of cultures. I read nearly half a dozen of them in college.
-
(https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/396118_3536173001077_2103733042_n.jpg)
-
My new favorite comedian Jimmy Carr doing just about only his really dirty jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g3RmfTD4s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6g3RmfTD4s)
-
"If you know a better way to get dog shit out of sneakers, let me know"
:rollin :lol :lol :rollin
-
(https://i.helgon.se/g/%7BC9D/%7BC9DA9AA0-CC26-40B6-B53D-F1AFD1A73118%7D.jpg)
(https://i.helgon.se/g/%7B6AE/%7B6AE4240F-305F-4C60-8E9B-B72E2CBE388C%7D.jpg)
(https://i.helgon.se/g/%7BDA8/%7BDA87CD4A-E17E-43D7-AD98-332024F1D1EF%7D.jpg)
-
From emos to hipsters. Is there a set date for punch a hipster day?
I'm kinda scared what they evolve into next.
-
One of my best friends is a hipster even though he won't admit it. We occasionally give him shit for it, but it really doesn't matter. The anti-hipster movement is just a silly fad.
-
So is being a hipster.
-
The anti-hipster movement is just a silly fad.
Stop being such a hipster.
-
(https://i.helgon.se/g/%7BC9D/%7BC9DA9AA0-CC26-40B6-B53D-F1AFD1A73118%7D.jpg)
(https://i.helgon.se/g/%7B6AE/%7B6AE4240F-305F-4C60-8E9B-B72E2CBE388C%7D.jpg)
(https://i.helgon.se/g/%7BDA8/%7BDA87CD4A-E17E-43D7-AD98-332024F1D1EF%7D.jpg)
:rollin
-
So is being a hipster.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/h.gif)
-
I really don't get the visceral hatred that so many people have for "hipsters."
It doesn't have much of a meaning anymore. It's just a blanket term for "Person who likes something I don't like."
-
So is being a hipster.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/h.gif)
:rollin
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
YES!
-
That's my evil twin brother, Andrew. You've probably never heard of him.
-
I really don't get the visceral hatred that so many people have for "hipsters."
Agreed.
-
:|
-
:zydar:
-
Whenever I hear 'hipster', I think "hipster doofus". The fogey's will back me up here.
-
I really don't get the visceral hatred that so many people have for "hipsters."
It doesn't have much of a meaning anymore. It's just a blanket term for "Person who likes something I don't like."
No, it's a term to describe someone who looks like a fucking idiot, and acts like a fucking idiot, while being a pretentious fucking idiot.
-
The CDC assures people there's no such thing as the zombie apocalypse. (https://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/tue-june-5-2012-jill-biden) Starting time mark 2:15.
The actual CDC had to issue this statement. Unbefuckinlievable :lol
-
Maybe they're trying to end a cultural phenomenon that's been run into the ground?
-
I really don't get the visceral hatred that so many people have for "hipsters."
It doesn't have much of a meaning anymore. It's just a blanket term for "Person who likes something I don't like."
No, it's a term to describe someone who looks like a fucking idiot, and acts like a fucking idiot, while being a pretentious fucking idiot.
Seems like the word idiot would be more applicable for a person who looks and acts like a fucking idiot while being a pretentious fucking idiot.
-
:lol
-
I really don't get the visceral hatred that so many people have for "hipsters."
It doesn't have much of a meaning anymore. It's just a blanket term for "Person who likes something I don't like."
No, it's a term to describe someone who looks like a fucking idiot, and acts like a fucking idiot, while being a pretentious fucking idiot.
Seems like the word idiot would be more applicable for a person who looks and acts like a fucking idiot while being a pretentious fucking idiot.
Hipsters are stupid, shut up.
I don't like the way people have become. I would have been just as annoyed in the 70s and 80s, but alas, I wasn't alive then.
-
:rollin :rollin
Hipster Drew and hipster Bosk :lol :lol
-
I'm trying to figure out how a hipster Vader would look and act on the Star Wars movies.
-
"I find your liking of mainstream music disturbing."
-
I really don't get the visceral hatred that so many people have for "hipsters."
Agreed.
Life has always been an underground condition.
-
I really don't get the visceral hatred that so many people have for "hipsters."
Agreed.
Life has always been an underground condition.
I can hear the melody! WHAT IS IT?! WHAT IS IT?!
EDIT: Ah yes, Redemption.
-
Dr. Doom is a very unpleasant houseguest:
(https://i.imgur.com/yrdtf.jpg)
It amuses me greatly for some reason.
What a badass. Not only can he talk and play the horn at the same time, but he can also somehow play it even though his lips are covered with metal!
-
:azn:
dat fuddy.
-
I don't know how to describe this video without giving it away. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veg63B8ofnQ)
-
Oh my God. :lol
-
:rollin
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
I really don't get the visceral hatred that so many people have for "hipsters."
It doesn't have much of a meaning anymore. It's just a blanket term for "Person who likes something I don't like."
No, it's a term to describe someone who looks like a fucking idiot, and acts like a fucking idiot, while being a pretentious fucking idiot.
My friend called me a hipster because I own vinyls.
-
That's impossible. Everyone and their dog knows about vinyls.
Sorry if I've offended any hipsters with my inane rant. Just know this: you look ridiculous.
-
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
-
Don't try to frighten me with your hipster ways.
-
I really don't get the visceral hatred that so many people have for "hipsters."
It doesn't have much of a meaning anymore. It's just a blanket term for "Person who likes something I don't like."
No, it's a term to describe someone who looks like a fucking idiot, and acts like a fucking idiot, while being a pretentious fucking idiot.
My friend called me a hipster because I own vinyls.
I've been called a hipster because I don't like Skrillex. :P
-
To be fair, pressing play on your MacBook is so mainstream.
-
(https://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/18TH.png)
-
Whenever I hear 'hipster', I think "hipster doofus". The fogey's will back me up here.
Guess this makes me a fogey. :lol
-
(https://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/18TH.png)
That's awesome, gotta send that to my brother.
-
^^ Yeah, saw that on the app. made me lol pretty hard.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m20ymoMHhR1qaw7vro1_1280.png)
(https://www.dolan-duck.com/wp-content/gallery/uncle-dolan-duck-gallery/hat-swap-wit-gooby.jpg)
-
See, now that last one was good because you didn't see the punchline coming.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/vpMsN.gif)
-
Whoa.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/om84K.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/wLmkr.jpg)
d'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I miss my dogs :(
-
(https://i.imgur.com/om84K.jpg)
I had to force myself to read that in Winnie The Pooh's voice.
-
(https://rgifs.gifbin.com/032012/1332955979_loader_tractor_shower_wakeup.gif)
-
:rollin
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/406371_440212426011765_2049686912_n.jpg)
-
(https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Ehra/DungeonsAndDragons2.jpg)
https://completelyseriouscomics.com/?p=227
-
(https://i.imgur.com/O3ZCK.jpg)
-
(https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Ehra/DungeonsAndDragons2.jpg)
https://completelyseriouscomics.com/?p=227
:lol :lol :lol
-
:rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/v7So0.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/3YvYL.jpg)
Shame it isn't this one, though...
-
Amen. :sadpanda:
-
That's an intense picture of Emma. Not just because of the acres of exposed chest, but the pose, the look, and the black and white.
-
Take heart: it isn't true. Just because you have an infinite set of something doesn't mean there are infinite copies of some part of that set.
-
Take heart: it isn't true. Just because you have an infinite set of something doesn't mean there are infinite copies of some part of that set.
One is enough.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558308_492760044086787_107654574_n.jpg)
-
(https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Ehra/DungeonsAndDragons2.jpg)
https://completelyseriouscomics.com/?p=227
:lol :lol :lol
What's that a reference to?
-
So many good ones on this page :rollin
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kolo40SQZq1qzy3cwo1_r1_500.jpg)
-
(https://i1075.photobucket.com/albums/w438/Christian_Yaple/rlm/16hqook.gif)
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kolo40SQZq1qzy3cwo1_r1_500.jpg)
I have this already hanging at my desk!
-
Yeah, it's pretty popular. We have it hanging on the wall of our computer room at school as well.
It's still pretty awesome.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/MCjr9.jpg)
The "fat man" from a circus freak show.
rumborak
-
(https://i.imgur.com/MCjr9.jpg)
The "fat man" from a circus freak show.
rumborak
Is "fat man" German for "Wal Mart customer"?
-
He'd be right at home in the modern world. That's sad.
-
Those were the days. I have at least three co-workers bigger than that guy.
-
Seriously, that guy wouldn't stand out anywhere I go.
-
Yeah no kidding. I remember seeing this
(https://images.dailydawdle.com/largest-man-in-1903.jpg)
Chicago Police officer 2012:
(https://www.youknowster.com/resources/images/jl/tp/41/50/cop_overweight2.jpg)
-
^I'm guessing foot pursuits are no longer in the job description.
-
Yeah no kidding. I remember seeing this
(https://images.dailydawdle.com/largest-man-in-1903.jpg)
Damn jingle, didn't know you were that old.
From Facebook:
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/487858_3707340002587_68759356_n.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/532381_266477420123887_305451036_n.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/s720x720/532373_462154830468991_984085837_n.jpg)
-
lol
I was born on Friday the 13th :angel:
-
STOP! STOP! READ THE DESCRIPTION. THIS IS NOT A DVD! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwTAiat1vg&list=FL4fXP-YPKbkuZj40gJ4Tfzg&index=3&feature=plpp_video)
-
STOP! STOP! READ THE DESCRIPTION. THIS IS NOT A DVD! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwTAiat1vg&list=FL4fXP-YPKbkuZj40gJ4Tfzg&index=3&feature=plpp_video)
:rollin
-
:rollin
-
I love how everyone on the internet is a sarcastic asshole:
(https://puu.sh/I9xp)
:lol
-
(https://us6.memecdn.com/yes-sir-no-sir_o_514812.jpg)
-
I'll take "Profanity" for 1000, Alex. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU2w72KAkQQ&feature=fvwrel)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/EqV2t.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/dOksG.jpg)
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmhioxoQX31qg5175o1_500.gif)
-
Eh, so wizards and witches get it on in Hogwarts on occasion. Das okay.
-
I've seen that .gif before and always thought it was pretty funny, but I keep forgetting to dig out the DVD and see if it's really there. If it is, that's pretty ballsy of them to include it, even if it's just a quick thing that's only on screen for a second.
But doesn't the Marauder's Map (I think that's what it was called) have the names of the people by their footprints? That would make it rather interesting.
-
It normally does, but that parts from the credits.
-
We can assume it's Dean and Ginny, can't we? :eyebrows:
-
Yeah, since it's during the credits, it's just the idea of the map. You're supposed to be reading the credits or maybe have your attention drawn by the footprints across the bottom. Still, eventually people look around notice things like the corner.
Which one was Dean?
Also, I like how the outer feet are twitching a little bit.
-
Nope we can't. They started to date in Half Blood Prince. They must be Percy and Penelope. :lol
-
Dean was the token black kid. If I recall correctly, Dean and Ginny dated for a few books and this created a rift between him and Ron.
-
Presumably the feet locations are accurate - I wonder if that means people have to be touching the ground for them to register on the map.
And they started dating in The Order of the Phoenix.
-
I assume the creators of the credits meant that to be usual highschool smooching that goes on.
rumborak
-
WOW. It's supposed to be funny but we just discussed here who bangs who. :neverusethis:
-
Nope we can't. They started to date in Half Blood Prince. They must be Percy and Penelope. :lol
This. Holy hell, this is the credits of the third movie, which would make Ginny twelve and Dean thirteen. I highly doubt that they're banging in a corner already.
Nice gif though, I'll check it out when I watch the movie again.
-
I'm proud of DTF for the Harry Potter tangent.
-
(https://p.twimg.com/AxtQvzqCMAAw1gV.jpg:large)
:yarr
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m748norRla1qhwuczo1_500.gif)
-
^^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHwI37hkWfM
-
(https://i47.tinypic.com/2yvt3xw.jpg)
-
(https://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/epic-win-photos-like-a-claw.jpg)
-
That's awesome, but another example of rage faces that weren't need and didn't add anything to the picture.
-
You know, I didn't even notice the faces. I was to busy wondering if that would actually work.
-
Parents, mind your children. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwrel&v=2xCfTsiHrQg&NR=1)
-
Holy fuck. :lol :lol That looked really painful, but for some reason I can't stop laughing.
Probably because I'm a sick and twisted individual.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582083_493649200664538_300558878_n.jpg)
-
@^ :clap:
(https://i.imgur.com/ke2jk.jpg)
-
So not true, but still a classic line.
-
I could swear that Dean Martin said that.
-
I could swear that Dean Martin said that.
He might have, but the words are the only thing I care about.
-
(https://i46.tinypic.com/24mx8qa.jpg)
-
So not true, but still a classic line.
Unless it's a good coffee.
I don't drink so obviously i've never *needed* booze to get me going in the morning :p
A good Coffee definitely helps though :coolio
-
(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/Sporclefunny-1.jpg)
-
Odd. For some, Pokemon IS a drug. :lol
-
False. It's a way of life.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/tJ05k.jpg)
-
I always laugh at that article. Like it's some big surprise that stars are susceptible to human behavior. I wonder if they use toilet paper to wipe their ass or if they have an expensive water system that blasts their anus clean ::)
-
I always laugh at that article. Like it's some big surprise that stars are susceptible to human behavior. I wonder if they use toilet paper to wipe their ass or if they have an expensive water system that blasts their anus clean ::)
Clearly you don't know about the three seashells.
(https://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2011/09/Demolition-Man-Three-Seashells-1316019656.jpg)
-
or if they have an expensive water system that blasts their anus clean ::)
Aren't those called bidets?
-
(https://i.imgur.com/cv3wN.jpg)
-
:rollin
Some "friend" Beth is. Doesn't even know her friends' kids names.
-
:rollin
Some "friend" Beth is. Doesn't even know her friends' kids names.
Well that is possible, but then don't make christian remarks about that someone.
-
No kidding, I would fall for. :lol
-
Who names their kid Jesus? :lol
-
Who names their kid Jesus? :lol
It's pronounced Hay-soos, it's a name frequently given in Hispanic cultures.
-
Don't know if this has been posted before, but it's pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM
-
Don't know if this has been posted before, but it's pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgVwv0ZuPhM
They've done quite a lot of those. About half are really good and the other half is pretty meh imo.
-
Yeah, I know. This one's one of my favourite, though, which is why I selected it.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9ktyNDDh1r1ibsxo1_500.gif)
-
:rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/YBST8.jpg)
-
(https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1KlsYOEodBA6tWTH1EdOaouDslQlvPpicNCHJubKRUs_2GYP_0Q)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/9LpUh.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/XoNUz.jpg)
-
That first one looks like it's from a movie. Which one?
-
The common kestrel is easily the most discreet member of the Falco genus to put in your ass. (https://www.cracked.com/blog/so-youve-got-gerbil-stuck-in-your-ass/#ixzz20tAeeryG)
Chris Bucholz is the best thing Cracked has to offer.
-
(https://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/put-that-tongue-in-your-mouth-jerry.jpg)
(https://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-not-sure-if-british-personsaying-beer-can.jpg)
-
the first one... :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
San Diego Fireworks Mishap (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA) :omg:
:rollin
And of course the extended version! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-nsy2M2aI4&feature=watch_response)
:)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/l3VvC.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/l3VvC.jpg)
The flying spaghetti monster is loved by women everywhere.
-
San Diego Fireworks Mishap (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA) :omg:
:rollin
:metal
-
Mr. Wizzrd is a dck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs&feature=share (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs&feature=share)
-
:rollin
-
San Diego Fireworks Mishap (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA) :omg:
:rollin
Wow I hope no one died or got hurt...
Pretty amazing though.
-
Totally amazing. Especially when it turns dark again afterwards.
-
Mr. Wizzrd is a dck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs&feature=share (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkJEt1UsUcs&feature=share)
"You have one of those inside your head. It's called a brain."
Wonderful. :lol
-
San Diego Fireworks Mishap (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA) :omg:
:rollin
That was actually much cooler than the proper show would have been. There are other videos that show three of those at different points in the bay. Obviously it was an electronics issue that caused the entire show to fire at once. I'd have loved to be there. Maybe that'll happen at Thunder over Louisville some day.
-
I talked about that with so many friends, and they all would love to see a fireworks like that, instead of the regular ones.
rumborak
-
San Diego Fireworks Mishap (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA) :omg:
:rollin
Outstanding. That was pretty freakin' badass.
After that was done playing, I saw a far more enjoyable video in the "related videos" screen that comes up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtQNnlQLlwk&NR
Not really all that funny, but day-um.
-
San Diego Fireworks Mishap (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA) :omg:
:rollin
:lol
There's a freaked out lady dragging her husband away at 0:08 and the guy is totally bummed out about leaving heh
-
Here is a really stupid news piece on it, check out the first girl they interview, really?!?!?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBasTSnc8pM&feature=related (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBasTSnc8pM&feature=related)
"and then they towed the barge away" :'( :'( :'(
:rollin
-
Here is a really stupid news piece on it, check out the first girl they interview, really?!?!?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBasTSnc8pM&feature=related (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBasTSnc8pM&feature=related)
"and then they towed the barge away" :'( :'( :'(
:rollin
Didn't know there were multiple of those! Three at the same time, that's gold! :rollin :rollin
-
"and then they towed the barge away" :'( :'( :'(
:rollin
:rollin
-
(https://puu.sh/JCoO)
hahahahaha
-
lolololololooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool was wuz spelled wrong!!!!!!!!
-
I talked about that with so many friends, and they all would love to see a fireworks like that, instead of the regular ones.
rumborak
Yeah somewhere deep down I hope they start doing this once in a while. Although it's pretty dangerous.
-
lolololololooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool was wuz spelled wrong!!!!!!!!
That's not why I found it funny.
-
lolololololooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool was wuz spelled wrong!!!!!!!!
That's not why I found it funny.
Oh I get it now...
-
(https://i.imgur.com/l3VvC.jpg)
The glorious part about this is I didn't even noticed it was a photoshopped bitch slap to duck facers at first. Like, what's so funny about a bunch of girls eating spaghetti? Oh... :lol
-
What is the origin behind the duck face? Why do girls do it? Is it some kind of inside joke or do they just not realize how ridiculous they look?
-
dey tink dey sexy
-
(https://puu.sh/JEOM)
-
What is the origin behind the duck face? Why do girls do it? Is it some kind of inside joke or do they just not realize how ridiculous they look?
This is an interesting question. I found this explanation from Know Your Meme, which makes sense:
"It’s kind of a mock sexy, from what I understand. A lot of females today feel so insecure about themselves, that the look is kinda a joke in itself. It’s a way to try saying 'Hey I’m so secure that I make this silly face and can laugh about it with my friends, but its only because I’m really insecure and hope that this can hopefully get you attracted to me via false confidence.'"
-
Crapola. Rarely does one read an explanation that hits it on the nail like that.
In a slightly more succinct version: It's a mask.
rumborak
-
Agreed.
-
(https://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z223/moonman9j9/1342655611790.gif)
-
People that celebrate a little too early:
Biker celebrate too Early (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJTiPOBiUeU)
Basketball team celebrate too early (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2cK2D2Iams)
Goalkeeper celebrate too early (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ5DPBnHPqo)
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/0wNZH.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
:rollin
Agreed. :lol
-
Basketball team celebrate too early (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2cK2D2Iams)
Damn that was awesome!
rumborak
-
*snip
:rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/0wNZH.jpg)
:rollin
-
I shared it with my little sister on FB, she is obsessed with The Lion King :lol
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/547849_3469968740995_905235161_n.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
Not only does it say fap, but it says 24H fap. ALL 24H fap.
:zydar:
-
All fap, all the time.
:zydar:
-
Now that's faptastic.
-
I know what I'm getting Ultimetalhead for Christmas.
-
Lol, y'all remember back in 2010 when some of us briefly kept a year-to-date fap counter in our sigs?
-
Lol, y'all remember back in 2010 when some of us briefly kept a year-to-date fap counter in our sigs?
Someone did it in 2008, I followed suit in 2009, and then a bunch did it that year I believe.
-
This one might be a little spoilery. If it is, I'll delete it.
POSSIBLE SPOILERS
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/547975_3828574226904_852745024_n.jpg)
-
That's not really a spoiler. It's just dumb. There's a difference.
-
I just meant for the people who haven't seen it yet
-
Today on The Oatmeal:
(https://i.imgur.com/yB7Va.jpg)
-
Amen.
-
:clap:
-
The worst is assholes that kick your seat or repeatedly rest their foot or knee on it and are either to stupid to realize their every movement is disturbing you or too dickish to care.
-
Somebody should do a similar one about airplanes.
rumborak
-
I agree with all of that except the toilet thing. If someone needs to go, I'd rather they get up and go to the restroom during the film than, say, go on the back of my chair.
-
The worst is assholes that kick your seat or repeatedly rest their foot or knee on it and are either to stupid to realize their every movement is disturbing you or too dickish to care.
True dat.
Somebody should do a similar one about airplanes.
rumborak
Agreed.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/FGKty.jpg)
-
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/daily-morning-awesomeness-318.jpg)
-
Replace alcohol with weed and add "Don't talk shit about my prog/metal when you're a fan of top 40 shit."
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L792xZTPN4k
-
Holy fuck! :rollin
-
:rollin
-
Don't know if it has been posted before...
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cypvT4UG1qle4y9o1_500.jpg)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e5xzteLW1qle4y9o1_500.jpg)
-
If he actually did that....I would love him forever.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L792xZTPN4k
Dafuq did i just watch?
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/384570_223506244398965_1426518693_n.jpg)
-
Pretty true stuff.
-
That's not funny...it's just depressing. :sadpanda:
-
A slightly extended version of that pic..
(https://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd382/Metropolaris/guitar.jpg)
-
Was browsing on okcupid (dating website) earlier, saw this image:
(https://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/0x11/529x540/0/1188372713477768523.jpeg)
rumborak
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376955_10151053380498699_181545922_n.jpg)
-
Was browsing on okcupid (dating website) earlier, saw this image:
(https://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/0x11/529x540/0/1188372713477768523.jpeg)
rumborak
I'd love to help her lose 98 lbs. :hearts:
-
Holy fuck! :rollin
I know that's how I feel I'm dying of laughter
-
I'd love to help her lose 98 lbs. :hearts:
Oh god, it's the "j" word again, isn't it? (https://www.progarchives.com/forum/uploads/28482/vomit.gif)
-
A slightly extended version of that pic..
(https://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd382/Metropolaris/guitar.jpg)
I can confirm this.
-
I can't. Being the youngest member (by 12 years) of the band I played in back home, those gross middle-aged redneck bitches was all over me.
:hat(https://www.progarchives.com/forum/uploads/28482/vomit.gif) :hat :huh: :hat :blush :hat :'(
-
Was browsing on okcupid (dating website) earlier, saw this image:
(https://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/0x11/529x540/0/1188372713477768523.jpeg)
rumborak
I'd love to help her lose 98 lbs. :hearts:
After seeing the photos of your cooking, you probably could. :biggrin:
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e5xzteLW1qle4y9o1_500.jpg)
Guess I won't be listening to Porcupine Tree on my iPhone anymore then.
P.s. i *hate* Apple Earbuds. I use much better in-ears than them and they cost 1/6th of the price.
AT home I use my Ł200 studio monitors or my Big Sony Studio headphones.
-
I like the band name "free beer from 10 to 12". Certainly gets the crowd into the venue.
rumborak
-
Was browsing on okcupid (dating website) earlier, saw this image:
https://ak2.okccdn.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/0x11/529x540/0/1188372713477768523.jpeg
rumborak
I'd love to help her lose 98 lbs. :hearts:
After seeing the photos of your cooking, you probably could. :biggrin:
(https://rlv.zcache.com/img/imt-prd/pd-137299890145917137/isz-m/at-238560305421145726/realview.jpg?urbanimage_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fproducts.image.php%3Fdefid%3D3260295%26greeting_card_outside%3D1&urbaninside_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.urbandictionary.com%2Fproducts.image.php%3Fdefid%3D3260295%26greeting_card_inside%3D1&urbanword_txt=Cut+me+deep)
-
I kid bro, you know I love you.
-
Word bro. Mutual on that all the way.
-
Jeez.....git a frikken room....... :lol
-
Only if you'll:
1) Film it.
2) Join in when asked.
3) Slide down the "firepole" like a good boy :P
-
:rollin....................... :|......................................
(https://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc276/sideways777/l_e701ed90c232b23c8033c88d2d50cdf9.gif)
-
:rollin
-
That clip is one of those where I would like to see the surrounding stuff (same with the elbowing-the-girl clip).
rumborak
-
Jesus CHRIST, floydie! :omg:
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
P.s. i *hate* Apple Earbuds. I use much better in-ears than them and they cost 1/6th of the price.
I'm missing something here. Apple earbuds are free with every iPod. They're crap and meant to be crap; they're only included so you can actually listen to your iPod until you buy some actual earphones. But how can earphones cost 1/6th the price of something free?
-
P.s. i *hate* Apple Earbuds. I use much better in-ears than them and they cost 1/6th of the price.
I'm missing something here. Apple earbuds are free with every iPod. They're crap and meant to be crap; they're only included so you can actually listen to your iPod until you buy some actual earphones. But how can earphones cost 1/6th the price of something free?
They can be bought separately as well, which is presumably the way of determining the price. And when bought with an iPod they aren't "free", they're just implicit in the price.
-
I like the band name "free beer from 10 to 12". Certainly gets the crowd into the venue.
rumborak
I was always fond of the band name "Prime Rib $5.99".
-
P.s. i *hate* Apple Earbuds. I use much better in-ears than them and they cost 1/6th of the price.
I'm missing something here. Apple earbuds are free with every iPod. They're crap and meant to be crap; they're only included so you can actually listen to your iPod until you buy some actual earphones. But how can earphones cost 1/6th the price of something free?
They can be bought separately as well, which is presumably the way of determining the price. And when bought with an iPod they aren't "free", they're just implicit in the price.
I had no idea. I cannot even imagine why anyone would buy them. I thought it was understood by anyone with a three-digit IQ that they are not only crap, but will destroy your ears. The frequency range is horrible, and because they don't insulate against outside noise, the only way to hear your music is to turn it up so loud that the high end actively damages your inner ears.
Yeah, they're not exactly free as they're figured into the price, but since they're worth maybe 50 cents and you get them in the box with the iPod, that's all they are. I throw them out, and I don't let my kids use them. Even a $20 pair of Sonys is infinitely better.
-
Orbert, you're right, but these (https://www.apple.com/ipod/in-ear-headphones) are apparently pretty good from what I've been told.
-
That clip is one of those where I would like to see the surrounding stuff (same with the elbowing-the-girl clip).
rumborak
Just incase you didn't know already, that clip is from Italian Spiderman.
-
I can only speak towards Android phone earbuds, and the ones they put into the box are an insult. I still would like to see the person who has the unnaturally round ear canals to fit those things.
rumborak
-
That clip is one of those where I would like to see the surrounding stuff (same with the elbowing-the-girl clip).
rumborak
Just incase you didn't know already, that clip is from Italian Spiderman.
That "movie" ruled the entirety of 2008 for me (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-YUTmCI-os) :metal
-
Orbert, you're right, but these (https://www.apple.com/ipod/in-ear-headphones) are apparently pretty good from what I've been told.
Naw, dude - Sennheiser earbuds (https://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826106574) FTW.
-
Those Apple earphones look alright; the frequency response curve is respectable. Dual drivers and soft cushions for the win.
The Sennheisers look nice, but I wonder about the "inline volume control". Unless active electronics are involved, which is pretty unlikely at that price point, it's really just an attenuator. And as far as I can tell, the "noise reduction" is just the in-ear design. Of course it blocks noise if it's in-ear with soft cushions. That's the whole point.
For the money, I still don't see either of them as a better deal than these (https://store.sony.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10551&storeId=10151&langId=-1&productId=8198552921666420899#specifications). Great frequency response, soft cushions, in-ear. I'm not quite an audiophile, but I am picky about sound, and these sound fine to me. And for $20, they're practically disposable. These are what I get for my kids whenever they get a new iPod (which is more often than I'd like, but whatever).
-
Those Sony ones look like they might be worthwhile. How often would you say that your kids go through those?
-
My daughter's first pair lasted about a year, but she abused the heck out of them. Same with her second pair. Her current pair is nearly a year old, and still going strong as far as I know. She's older now (14) and is hopefully becoming more responsible.
My son is on his third or fourth set, but he treats his like shit. Wraps them around the iPod and stuffs the whole thing into his pocket. But that's three or four sets in five or six years, so still better than one year per set, and for $20 a pop, not bad. I just don't see spending any more than that if they can't tell the difference in quality and are going to wreck them anyway. I just don't want them using the ear-destroyers that come with iPods.
I bought my first set in 2007 when I got my first iPod, and they're still fine. I picked up a second set three or four years ago to plug into my PC at work, and it too is still fine. Anything can last if you take care of it.
-
I was just curious as to their durability, but you're right - things that are taken care of generally do last longer than if you treat it like shit.
I agree about ANY earbuds that come with an MP3 player, to be honest - like rumby kind of said, who has round ear canals?
-
(https://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/bill-neil-20.jpg)
-
(https://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/bill-neil-20.jpg)
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/EQJUO.png)
-
That is (sadly) hilarious.
-
:rollin :rollin
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7efz9VC4r1r3s5n0o1_500.jpg)
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7efz9VC4r1r3s5n0o1_500.jpg)
:rollin
-
That's one sexy armpit.
-
That's one sexy armpit.
Please don't tell me you'd hit it.... :lol...... :omg:
-
Hit it with some deodorant maybe.
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4828326_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4826588_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4825526_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4819554_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4816248_460s_v1.jpg)
-
Hit it with some deodorant maybe.
:icy:
-
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7d9hquD6X1qaaowno1_500.gif)
-
:omg: It worked! :lol
-
Pretty fun. gif needs to go faster, but pretty clever.
-
It's not doing anything for me.
-
It's not doing anything for me.
Really? If it works, you're supposed to see Ariana Grande.
-
It's not doing anything for me.
There is a sychronization issue for me. I guess I scratch so fast.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Ac4Od.jpg)
-
Childhood = raped by Nicholas Cage.
-
This made me a little bit bummed because i didn't know but it's still funny! (If you think it's funny that i didn't know...well....fork u!) If you really love Italian Spiderman, don't look....it's a spoiler! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28wCjdpV2ok&feature=g-vrec)
-
Childhood = raped by Nicholas Cage.
Agreed. Poor Voltron. :sadpanda:
-
(https://i.imgur.com/yY3y4.jpg)
-
That's for sure.
-
(https://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/koma-comic-strip-little-bastards-wreck-everything.jpg)
-
I hate that woman.
-
Aww, why? I think she's adorable.
-
No shit. Has anyone seen one of those ads and actually considered switching insurance? Has anyone made it through one of those ads in its entirety?
-
I hate that woman.
Yeah I really want to Death Note that bitch into a horribly annoying death. Just like her. Like being poked with the quill of a feather until you bleed out. Something nice like that. You know. :police:
-
Aww, why? I think she's adorable.
:puke: :puke: :puke:
-
Aww, why? I think she's adorable.
Can't have her. She's mine. And I'll fight you for her. :huckleberry:
-
Has anyone made it through one of those ads in its entirety?
I have. A bunch of them.
Come at me, bro!
-
Has anyone made it through one of those ads in its entirety?
I have. A bunch of them.
Come at me, bro!
This one's a survivor.
-
Aww, why? I think she's adorable.
:puke: :puke: :puke:
I didn't say attractive. There's a difference.
-
https://www.dorkly.com/comic/41750/links-in-a-hurry
-
:lol
-
:clap:
-
GANBATTE, HIDE-SAN! IKEEEE!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMK1gcgI6f8&feature=related)
Fornicate your descriptions.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/h2uGy.jpg)
-
Truth.
-
She's like super HAWT!!!!! :tup
-
(https://i.imgur.com/h2uGy.jpg)
Truth.
Yeah, it's what people do. Why's it funny though? I'll never understand the appeal for those types of pictures or comics with the only purpose of pointing out something that people always do and then the comments on it with simply "truth" or "haha I do that too". So what? So do I. Who gives a crap?
/crotchity old rant
-
I think that's all it really is. Even a "haha I do that too" is still a "haha", worth a chuckle.
-
I don't see the humour in it. It's just like saying "shake hands when I meet people". It's just pointing out accepted conventions. Of course people do it. Why is that funny?
Stand up to pee.
Sit down to poop.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wijuWeQv1qaaowno1_1280.jpg)
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6wijuWeQv1qaaowno1_1280.jpg)
Hey now!
-
Via metalsucks.net:
(https://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Ear-Gauge-Prank.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/h2uGy.jpg)
Truth.
Yeah, it's what people do. Why's it funny though? I'll never understand the appeal for those types of pictures or comics with the only purpose of pointing out something that people always do and then the comments on it with simply "truth" or "haha I do that too". So what? So do I. Who gives a crap?
/crotchity old rant
-
Via metalsucks.net:
(https://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Ear-Gauge-Prank.jpg)
:clap:
Love it. Serves him/her right for having a whole in yer ear that huge. I don't get that at all. How's that thing gonna look when the style is gone and/or you've outgrown it, but you're trying to get that promotion to VP in 20 years?
-
I should have added a caption:
"mrs.snapple didn't believe guys actually communicated like this, so I saw it on imgur and showed her and we thought it was funny. I better make sure I add a caption or the guys on DTF will be uptight dicks about it"
-
I should have added a caption:
"mrs.snapple didn't believe guys actually communicated like this, so I saw it on imgur and showed her and we thought it was funny. I better make sure I add a caption or the guys on DTF will be uptight dicks about it"
What? Of course we communicate like this. It's why we're not considered good talkers really, we just nod.
-
Adami, she has a vagina and boobs. No penis.
-
Adami, she has a vagina and boobs. No penis.
..........can you post pics to prove this?
-
And snapple's boobs don't count
-
I read this thread entirely yesterday, and now I can't look at my dog without the caption "ERMAGERD. BLERK LERBRADUURRR" being added to it in my head.
Also: lol at the earpadlock.
-
And snapple's boobs don't count
well shit.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/qYqNL.jpg)
-
:lol
-
OMG! Hef with hair?!?1!!
(https://img811.imageshack.us/img811/7551/hefbear.png)
-
Left or right?
-
:lol
-
I always thought the whole padlock/ear plug thing was exceptionally douchey. "I DON'T APPROVE OF SOMEONE'S CHOICE SO I'M GOING TO CAUSE THEM PAIN TO SHOW THEM WHAT'S WHAT"
-
Either that or her brother is an idiot and thought it would be funny. Unfortunately, humor is subjective, and I'd bet that having something heavy attached to your head is rarely funny to the victim.
-
Well, and then there's the chance that it's fake. It's Facebook.
rumborak
-
I always thought the whole padlock/ear plug thing was exceptionally douchey. "I DON'T APPROVE OF SOMEONE'S CHOICE SO I'M GOING TO CAUSE THEM PAIN TO SHOW THEM WHAT'S WHAT"
This. I can't find humor in someone else's pain. Unless it's due to their own stupidity, like on AFV.
-
Oh, the facebook thing could very well be fake. I'm just talking about the general idea, cause it's been floating around the internet for ages. I remember a while back this image was making the rounds:
(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5165/5248206219_d256af50c0.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/255197_482492351780223_1756918452_n.jpg)
-
From Marco Minnemann's facebook
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/539184_10151979933245014_891684264_n.jpg)
-
(https://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/internet-memes-his-monica-lewinsky-face.jpg)
It's good to be a drummer.
-
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V66Mt_TcYeM/T0ZSODGfYmI/AAAAAAAALaI/a8zUibyjook/s1600/debate%2Bmascots.jpg)
(I was actually looking for an image that says something like "Maybe in opposite land" in reference to the drummer thing, but found the above)
rumborak
-
Seems like a rather stiff performance on the guys part.
Boy he sure has a pair of balls to play that role.
Way to get a head in life eh?
I heard after that performance that the actor is gonna get the shaft.
What a dick.
-
The Penis Song! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM)
-
This is much better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC14g4LJZbk
-
but what about the half (NSFW).....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qlCFU1DYuM
-
^Not Weird Al.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376305_500235740005884_785469768_n.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/376305_500235740005884_785469768_n.jpg)
Thanks.
-
OK, and?
-
OK, and?
Did you notice the change I made to the quote?
-
Yes, and my response hasn't changed.
-
Yes, and my response hasn't changed.
It means you're sulu.
That makes you more awesome than you were before.......Sulu.
I love you Sulu.
-
(https://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/sulu.jpg)
Wish I could find a more flamboyant photo, but eh.
And actually on that note...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UACK93xF-FE
-
I'm not sure one exists.
-
I don't understand.
-
(https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=4234539899538&set=a.1201431433722.74094.1166643119&type=1&relevant_count=1&ref=nf)
-
Couple of my friends.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564568_4328198083153_1978963003_n.jpg)
-
:lol
-
If they stand reverse it's also pretty funny :D
rumborak
-
Couple of my friends.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564568_4328198083153_1978963003_n.jpg)
Pass. :hat
-
Also posted on the GIF thread
(https://i.imgur.com/G5wDM.gif)
-
I took this photo with my phone, from my DS a long time ago and found it recently. I think it's pretty funny
(https://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y68/Genowyn/boner.jpg)
No, the Pokemon is not named that for only this purpose.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/524372_354816307922349_901025977_n.jpg)
-
Also posted on the GIF thread
(https://i.imgur.com/G5wDM.gif)
:rollin :rollin
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/484008_408166442582767_1729927011_n.jpg)
-
I get it, as far as Google Chrome and Firefox are really the two biggies fighting it out, whilst IE is the idiot who eats paste (I thought it was paste, not glue, but whatever). But is the Chrome creature supposed to be anything specific? I don't recognize it if it's like something from a movie or whatever. It looks vaguely like the a Martians from War of the Worlds maybe?
-
Nope, just looks cool
-
Go Team Firefox!
....I'm too lazy to switch to Chrome.
-
I use chrome now just out of habbit, but it's has major flaws. When you first use it, it's fast as all hell. Then after a week or so, it becomes very slow and certain websites freeze a lot.
-
I've been using Chrome for a while, probably six months at least, and have never had that happen. Cache settings maybe?
-
I've been using Chrome for a while, probably six months at least, and have never had that happen. Cache settings maybe?
I have no idea. I'm not really a comp savvy guy. I wouldn't even know how to fix a cache setting.
-
Or you could just empty it.
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4885934_460s.jpg)
-
I've been using Chrome for a while, probably six months at least, and have never had that happen. Cache settings maybe?
I have no idea. I'm not really a comp savvy guy. I wouldn't even know how to fix a cache setting.
ctl + h -> click 'clear browsing data' -> check 'empty the cache', uncheck everything else -> click 'clear browsing data'
-
I've been using Chrome for a while, probably six months at least, and have never had that happen. Cache settings maybe?
I have no idea. I'm not really a comp savvy guy. I wouldn't even know how to fix a cache setting.
ctl + h -> click 'clear browsing data' -> check 'empty the cache', uncheck everything else -> click 'clear browsing data'
Well, I don't know about this. Isn't the whole point of the cache to make page downloads quicker?
It seems to me that if Adami's too slow, he needs to clear everything except what's in the cache -- history, cookies, etc.
-
But cookies are delicious.....
-
This is the price of the internet. Sometimes, if you're experiencing slowdown, you have to sacrifice your cookies to the speed god Ra.
-
Does Ra then cause a Time Crunch?
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4885934_460s.jpg)
LOL THEY SAID FUCKING THAT MAKES IT FUNNY
-
Of course. Any time there is profanity in something ostensibly for children, it's hilarious.
-
I find the ship's face in the last drawing hilarious.
-
That's the bummer. The drawing is really awesome, but the text kinda kills it.
rumborak
-
(https://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm69697MCP1qjq1y3o1_500.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
OMG :rollin
-
Beautiful. Just what I want to see in the morning - Bruce Dickinson's junk.
-
It's when it's 2 minutes to midnight that you have to really start worrying.
-
That photo just screams Spinal Tap :lol
-
No shit. I first thought it was Nigel at first. :lol
-
It's when it's 2 minutes to midnight that you have to really start worrying.
:lol
-
It's when it's 2 minutes to midnight that you have to really start worrying.
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/Smileys/default/clap.gif)
-
It's when it's 2 minutes to midnight that you have to really start worrying.
:lol
-
I find the ship's face in the last drawing hilarious.
It could have been just the clouds on their own with no text and that would have been funnier.
in stead of having to not only point out what was obvious but use extraneous profanity.
-
Probably fake, but still made me laugh:
(https://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/internet-troll-art-of-trolling-what-did-you-do.jpg)
-
^^I should totally do that! I get this text daily.
-
How would you get an image of your house burning?
-
Photoshop.
-
Matches.
-
Just tell me where you live, I'll take care of it.
-
Just tell me where you live, I'll take care of it.
This guy ain't lying either. I once accidentally told him where Edan the Man lived, then I saw this the next day.....
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/lonestar_mugshot.jpg)
-
Well. I know who I'll be having nightmares about tonight.
-
Well. I know who I'll be having nightmares about tonight.
Boris Karloff? George Clooney?
-
Bruce Dickinson
-
Bruce Dickinson
Poor guy's gonna be curled up in the fetal position in bed, repeatedly muttering to himself "must fall asleep before 2 minutes to midnight......."
-
:rollin
And blob, don't blame Edan's dissapearance on me, I was just trying to find out what was on the other side of the door, I was just persuading him, I swear!!!
-
What is he doing, anyway, Blob? If he doesn't want to come back and finish Duncan, the least he could do is come back and say so. We all get that stuff like that can get less fun over time once you realize what a huge time commitment it is, but it's ridiculous that he hasn't even come back.
-
:rollin
And blob, don't blame Edan's dissapearance on me, I was just trying to find out what was on the other side of the door, I was just persuading him, I swear!!!
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/chef_meme.jpg)
-
holy shit....
-
Same thing on the other side of any good ribs. A nice, smokey BBQ sauce. :tup :caffeine:
-
Road rage, Russian style (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PvKU1XTB9U)
I don't know what's cooler. The spectacular piece of driving at 0:45, or the fact that it appears to be from the dashcam of a cop who really doesn't feel like getting involved.
-
Holy crap blob :lol
-
Look who decided to show up. Hi Nem, welcome back :D
Please note that I saved my post number 4200 just for you and your obsession with numbers ;)
-
OHSHI
Neal Morse looks angry.
-
Road rage, Russian style (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PvKU1XTB9U)
I don't know what's cooler. The spectacular piece of driving at 0:45, or the fact that it appears to be from the dashcam of a cop who really doesn't feel like getting involved.
:lol I just don't get why the 4x4 just couldn't slow down and go behind him to line up but whatever.
Anyway it's probably one of those cams that some cheap insurances or something require like in China.
-
Note too self.... Never piss off the Chef... :lol ............ :|................. :omg:..........(https://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc276/sideways777/10.gif)
-
Anyway it's probably one of those cams that some cheap insurances or something require like in China.
I've never heard of such a thing. I guess Americans wouldn't go for it. It'd make sense, though. Youtube's flooded with Russian Road Rage videos, and they're all shot from dashcams.
The best part is when the fights wind up on the hood of the car filming it. :lol
-
Note too self.... Never piss off the Chef... :lol ............ :|................. :omg:..........(https://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc276/sideways777/10.gif)
:lol
-
I just have to say I love this place :lol
-
RE : Tug Boat Strip.
I, like Bosk has said before hate anything where the punchline is spelled out for you even though the text itself is wholly extraneous.
It's like JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T GET IT FROM THE TOTALLY OBVIOUS PICTURE - HERE'S SOME TEXT TO REALLY RAM IT HOME.
If the cloud picture had no text at all then IMO his reaction in the final frame would be even funnier.
But it's spoiled by text that basically says LOL THEYRE CLOUDS AND THEYRE DOING IT
Finally - I may be a killjoy and this IS the funny thread but i'm just completely bored of dirty humour.
It seems to be all anyone does anymore.
[/rant]
-
Nope, totally agree. I was thinking too how it would have been much funnier without the text.
-
(https://i1075.photobucket.com/albums/w438/Christian_Yaple/1343777908492.jpg)
-
The faces divers make:
https://thefw.com/olympic-diving-funny-faces/
-
Jesus. My only solace is that I probably don't look like that when I dive because I don't flip that fast.
-
I usually hate these pics, but I laughed out loud at this one :lol
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/582041_10151149822438488_1046654383_n.jpg)
-
Love it. :rollin
-
Not funny per se but this just made my day:
Scatman (Ski Ba Bop Ba Dop Bop) by Scatman John Meets Metal (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9TPjvT0s2U&list=UUtJVZjY6xsZUV-sYdcIFpZw&index=0&feature=plcp)
Ohh the 90s with all your one hit wonders....good memories! By the way...read Scatman's wiki page....made me tear up a bit!
-
More Scatmancore. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnEPJcgXVRU)
Other randomness from these dudes. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7IgMeBpSUQ&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL8803D56B1F653C7E)
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/8093_407540342636950_1979095190_n.jpg)
-
Look who decided to show up. Hi Nem, welcome back :D
Please note that I saved my post number 4200 just for you and your obsession with numbers ;)
such a sweetheart, aren't you??? :heart
just a few more days and I'm back hun... missing you guys loads!!!!!... ok making a quick catch-up-post on the chat thread....
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/385527_3810741861852_1743039368_n.jpg)
-
:tup
-
Mind = blown.
-
So, uh...
...Where do you suggest I start?
-
(https://i.imgur.com/ltMt6.png)
-
Ultimate drunk fail compilation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6jjCHWLDJoQ)
Man, this brings back memories.
Don't know if there's audio or not, so potentially NSFW.
-
And a sequel for Bruce pic, from another forum:
Hide the pointer
(https://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii160/leoninelioness/More%20Bruce/5828557004_91daab833e_b.jpg)
Those diver photos were nice, by the way :lol.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/ltMt6.png)
:rollin Reposted to Facebook.
-
Ultimate drunk fail compilation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6jjCHWLDJoQ)
Man, this brings back memories.
Don't know if there's audio or not, so potentially NSFW.
Lol the back audio is Take My Breath Away. Not too much NSFW about that.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9lTAH3jN9Q&feature=related
death by mentos
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/385527_3810741861852_1743039368_n.jpg)
I want this on a shirt.
-
Yeah, I would buy that.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/358Yx.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
:clap:
-
classic
-
I lol'd.
I'm going to hell.
-
I lol'd.
I'm going to hell.
I'll see you there bud.
-
Something tells me most of DTF will be there, so it'll be a pretty sweet party.
-
Reminds me of this Irish saying...
In life, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about—
Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
You won’t have time to worry!
-
I really like that saying. I'll try to remember it, thanks.
-
Something tells me most of DTF will be there, so it'll be a pretty sweet party.
Come sit with me, dude. I got front row seats years ago.
-
Sweet. I look forward to it.
-
https://i.imgur.com/VZTD2.png
(probably NSFW)
rumborak
-
Yep, NSFW but totally worth it
-
I can't blame the photographer.
-
He should get a raise for being honest! :lol
-
(https://sansmorality.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dismissivewank.gif)
-
https://i.imgur.com/358Yx.jpg
Good God...That is gold. :clap:
-
FedExCup Ad: Band (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmguXOPc9VI&feature=player_embedded)
-
https://i.imgur.com/VZTD2.png
(probably NSFW)
rumborak
Ball?? Where??
-
Posted on Reddit with the title "Every time I play pool."
(https://i.imgur.com/IkQK0.png)
-
I have myself wondered the same thing many times. At the level that most people play at the chalk makes no difference.
-
I've gone entire games without using chalk and have done very well without it but then, suddenly out of nowhere, you hear that awful "KLAK!!!" of the tip of the cue totally sliding off the cueball and end up with a horrible shot. Chalking your cue helps keep the end of it gritty enough that it won't slide off the cueball on contact unless you legitimately had a piss-poor follow-through in the first place.
-
As someone who plays at a competition level with masters level players, watching guys play in bars who think they know what they are doing is fucking hysterical, especially when it comes to chalk.
-
I guess you can chalk it down to inexperience.
-
:icy:
And that was Zydar ladies and gentlemen, he is here Fridays, Saturdays, and twice on Sundays, give him a big round of applause..
-
And remember to tip your waitress.
-
And the cows.
-
:rollin
-
Dohohoho
Horrible puns, where would we be without them?
-
Posted on Reddit with the title "Every time I play pool."
*snip*
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/282726_371956356199534_460255313_n.jpg)
-
:lol :lol
Found this under the title "10/10, would bang":
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4933269_700b.jpg)
Also, this had me laughing like a motherfucking retard:
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4933884_460s.jpg)
-
haha :lol
-
I'd tap that. Probably wouldn't make as much sound though.
-
A day at the beach.
Aw man!!!! This isn't the kind of publicity we need!
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-10.jpg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-16.jpg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-29.jpg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-31.jpg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-36.jpg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-49.jpg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-57.jpeg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-64.jpg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-7.jpg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-5.jpg)
(https://www.refinedguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Embarrasing-Beach-Pics-2.jpg)
-
As someone who plays at a competition level with masters level players, watching guys play in bars who think they know what they are doing is fucking hysterical, especially when it comes to chalk.
i usually chalk like crazy. I think it's more to throw people off/habit.
-
As someone who plays at a competition level with masters level players, watching guys play in bars who think they know what they are doing is fucking hysterical, especially when it comes to chalk.
i usually chalk like crazy. I think it's more to throw people off/habit.
I can watch the way someone chalks and know whether I can kick their ass or not.
-
I bet I could kick your ass, old man :)
-
Any amount of money, race to 7, 8 or 9 ball, you're on.
-
Any amount of money, race to 7, 8 or 9 ball, you're on.
K.
Also, don't you chalk before every shot? I've never talked technique with anyone because my friends are total shit at pool.
-
Guys, don't walk the walk if you cant chalk the chalk.
-
Any amount of money, race to 7, 8 or 9 ball, you're on.
K.
Also, don't you chalk before every shot? I've never talked technique with anyone because my friends are total shit at pool.
Yes I do. I use english on every shot for cueball control, and chalk enhances it.
-
Any amount of money, race to 7, 8 or 9 ball, you're on.
Give me the 5 out and I'm in...
-
No one chalks like Zydar on a Wednesday night
-
Any amount of money, race to 7, 8 or 9 ball, you're on.
K.
Also, don't you chalk before every shot? I've never talked technique with anyone because my friends are total shit at pool.
Yes I do. I use english on every shot for cueball control, and chalk enhances it.
>actually saying english
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304519_4026500053629_892779167_n.jpg)
-
Any amount of money, race to 7, 8 or 9 ball, you're on.
K.
Also, don't you chalk before every shot? I've never talked technique with anyone because my friends are total shit at pool.
Yes I do. I use english on every shot for cueball control, and chalk enhances it.
>actually saying english
You guys make me want to get good at pool, but I never play.
-
I had a lot of time and a pool table on my hands. It just happened that way.
-
They only thing I've gotten really good at is arrow smashing.
You know...those arcade dancing games (DDR). We call it arrow smashing because it's not dancing. It's not the best thing to be proud of, but by golly I enjoy it. :lol
-
Anyone interested in learning more about pool should check out the Byrnes Book of Pool and Billiards, it is the bible of how to.
-
(https://www.bumper-pool-tables.com/images/coin-operated-bumper-pool-table.jpg)
that's actually how I learned how to play pool. yeah, it's a bit different, but it translated.
-
Ahhhhhhhh, bumper pool, now that brings back memories.
-
Ahhhhhhhh, bumper pool, now that brings back memories.
such a great game. it taught me the angles really well. then, when i started playing pool a lot, i just really needed to get used to the cue.
-
(https://puu.sh/NZsv)
-
The formula is time + tragedy = comedy.
Don't think 2 weeks in this case is enough of the former.
I didn't lol.
-
While it was tragic, I don't think this one is over the line or anything. I've seen jokes about "New Batman movie kills", "Spoiler alert: the audience dies" and similar things, this is nowhere near as offensive IMO.
-
No judgment here. Just didn't find it funny.
-
While it was tragic, I don't think this one is over the line or anything. I've seen jokes about "New Batman movie kills", "Spoiler alert: the audience dies" and similar things, this is nowhere near as offensive IMO.
(https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-GAT5XlPWIdE/T4IDO6WQkJI/AAAAAAAAA5Q/T-sgFKhOSWs/s200/joker-clapping.gif)
-
Professional Actors Read Yelp Reviews (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEdXhH97Z7E)
Here's the review, if you want to read along for funzies: https://www.yelp.com/biz/stratford-diner-inc-stratford#hrid:k0zWn2HlRTnSP_BXoVqo9g
-
OMG i died at 1:00 when he gets real emotional! :lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/CHYOP.png)
-
:rollin
-
(https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/sideways77/cookies.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/IIiBg.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/HT8Yh.png)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/5GZRf.jpg)
-
(https://www.foxtrot.com/comics/2011-12-11-07ef59c8.gif)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/5GZRf.jpg)
Bullshit. My metabolism has been slow my entire life.
-
Bullshit. My metabolism has been slow my entire life.
:hug:
-
(https://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s720x720/553732_388100377918495_801973821_n.jpg)
-
:lol :lol
-
(https://www.foxtrot.com/comics/2011-12-11-07ef59c8.gif)
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/QsVNM.jpg)
-
:lol
-
:rollin :rollin
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wizardofbusey.jpg)
-
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg6y6ubOOC1qfb54t.gif)
-
:lol :lol
Fuck, I love that video.
-
Is that the guy who was angry because his parents cancelled his WoW subscription? :lol
-
Yes, exactly the guy. My favourite scence is where he tries to shove the remote up his ass.
-
Hilarious video. :lol
-
Seems a bit fake though.
Why would you try to insert a remote into yourself ?
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wizardofbusey.jpg)
I just started gagging from laughing so hard at this :lol :rollin
-
Why would you try to insert a remote into yourself ?
Don't knock it til ya try it.
(https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/046/194/Feels_Good_Man.jpg)
-
Seems a bit fake though.
Why would you try to insert a remote into yourself ?
Why? Because the camera was rolling. It's obviously fake. No one throws a tantrum like that.
-
I did when they cancelled Rainbow Brite.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/thuglife.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/progress.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/QsVNM.jpg)
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIDTZu6Y_gg&feature=related
best line "Happy Birthday... pshyche" "Stop watching sex and the city and get to work!" :lol :rollin
-
(https://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/2675.jpg)
(https://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/2446.jpg)
(https://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/1940.jpg)
(https://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/3411.jpg)
(https://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/3191.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/d3TC9.png)
-
Lol foreigners.
-
I know a girl named Steve.
-
(https://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/2446.jpg)
Geez, if you're going to photoshop a billboard, at least have the text line up with it.
-
I think the point was that it's just like any old advert where there's a hot woman or something eating a sandwich or something.
-
Here's what I don't give:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeqJpcSjK8g&feature=youtube_gdata_player
-
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ah-good-sir-i-do-believe-i-have-shat-my-pantaloons.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/418958_412202885512456_633520048_n.jpg)
-
:lol
Buuuuuuut...
Eh Macaulay, you'll spend nearly a decade pummeling this:
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yyY6MO_HOYk/TY927ZvvslI/AAAAAAAAAfg/jwBeRp08zeM/s1600/Mila-Kunis-pic.jpg)
Oh?!
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Gkz4CpPfA88/TkvcE9rwKoI/AAAAAAAADBw/836Fn5txDP4/s1600/those_gv.jpg)
-
:clap:
-
Wow, I had no idea. Jealous.
-
You'd think she'd have brain damage from being drugged for that long.
-
Been too long since this was posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9R1ODvReQE
For the love of God and everything that is holy, my anus is bleeding!!
rumborak
-
Been too long since this was posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9R1ODvReQE
For the love of God and everything that is holy, my anus is bleeding!!
rumborak
Easily one of my all time favorites.
-
What
The
Fuck
-
My absolute fave however:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5kFrCINpl8&feature=related
I love bizarre humor.
EDIT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=Ww3GTNv9hHk
Body massage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-TcYAUst84&feature=related
rumborak
-
I assume, therefore, that your spoon is too big.
-
Been too long since this was posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9R1ODvReQE
For the love of God and everything that is holy, my anus is bleeding!!
rumborak
:hefdaddy
-
Eh Macaulay, you'll spend nearly a decade pummeling this:
Who is that? She's kinda pretty.
-
Mila Kunis
-
Mila Kunis (That 70's Show, Family Guy, Black Swan).
She's very pretty, and one of my celeb crushes. She spent a very long time dating McCauley (spelling?) Culkin, to the bewilderment of everyone.
-
Been too long since this was posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9R1ODvReQE
For the love of God and everything that is holy, my anus is bleeding!!
rumborak
The wierdest thing (ok obviously not the wierdest thing, we ARE talking about a video that included someone screaming "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING") is that the song at 5:10 is a swedish christmas song :lol
-
I don't know the details of course, but her being this rising star and him rather a washed-up child actor probably didn't work too well.
rumborak
-
She's got a sort of young Angelie Jolie look. Lots of makeup, sultry eyes, pouty lips, the kind of look that makes a lot of guys come in their pants but just makes me say "Eh, too much makeup, weird eyes, pouty lips." Still, she's kinda pretty.
-
Same here. That photo is probably by far the least attractive photo of Mila Kunis I have ever seen.
rumborak
-
I don't know the details of course, but her being this rising star and him rather a washed-up child actor probably didn't work too well.
rumborak
And when she dumped him it pretty much destroyed his psyche. He's been on an 18 month heroin and oxycodone binge ever since.
I find that perfectly understandable. Given that she's still #1 on my hot celebrity list, and she's a stoner and plays video games, I'd be completely fucking inconsolable about it.
-
Been too long since this was posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9R1ODvReQE
For the love of God and everything that is holy, my anus is bleeding!!
rumborak
:lol My first time seeing that. Thank you.
-
(https://www.celebritysentry.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/1297816813-95.png)
-
Is that even real? I cannot fathom the mindset that would EVER think that was a good idea. Funny on someone else? Yes. But a good idea to actually get for oneself? Eh... :dunno:
-
Some people are that stupid. And he probably has some stupid friends too.
-
Been too long since this was posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9R1ODvReQE
For the love of God and everything that is holy, my anus is bleeding!!
rumborak
That was easily better than Mike Portnoy's Psychosane Exercises 4.
-
Is that even real? I cannot fathom the mindset that would EVER think that was a good idea. Funny on someone else? Yes. But a good idea to actually get for oneself? Eh... :dunno:
I'm sure. I knew a kid at college you had a garden gnome with a lawn mower cutting a corner of his pubes that he constantly trimmed...
-
Remind me never to ask people about tatoos they've had.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/nBIIX.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/nBIIX.jpg)
Holy shit that is awesome!
-
What's sad is that there's no way they can finish the whole thing, so they'll have to cut it off randomly.
-
What's sad is that there's no way they can finish the whole thing, so they'll have to cut it off randomly.
I'm not so sure. Look how much "rebel spaceships" is squished compared to "of civil war." Looks like somebody put some thought into trying to make it work. And they're already 1/7 of the way through.
-
What's sad is that there's no way they can finish the whole thing, so they'll have to cut it off randomly.
I'm not so sure. Look how much "rebel spaceships" is squished compared to "of civil war." Looks like somebody put some thought into trying to make it work. And they're already 1/7 of the way through.
Yes, but by the looks of it, they're at least 1/4 through all of the escalators.
-
Keep in mind that you only see one half of the escalator. The other half is returning inside.
rumborak
-
DTF, speculating whether we can fit the intro to Starwars on an escalator. :lol
-
This series of posts: an oh-so-rare extensively-analytical debate on DTF.
-
Keep in mind that you only see one half of the escalator. The other half is returning inside.
rumborak
Yes yes, which is why I said 1/4 the way through.
-
What's sad is that there's no way they can finish the whole thing, so they'll have to cut it off randomly.
I'm not so sure. Look how much "rebel spaceships" is squished compared to "of civil war." Looks like somebody put some thought into trying to make it work. And they're already 1/7 of the way through.
I think they should have squeezed two lines of text per step, aside from the title itself which needs its own line. That would get them much closer.
-
I find their lack of steps disturbing.
-
:clap:
-
Note to self: hijack department store. Paint escalators.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/nBIIX.jpg)
Oh my God :lol :lol :lol :hefdaddy!
-
Would be funny if the pic was shooped wouldn't it?
-
Would be funny if the pic was shooped wouldn't it?
Just looked it up, apparently it's in Tel Aviv, where I might be living next year. So if I am, and it's still there I'll be sure to see how much of it goes.
-
Dude, Haifa is the place to be, not Tel Aviv!
-
Dude, Haifa is the place to be, not Tel Aviv!
Well the school I'm applying to is in Tel Aviv.
-
Well, you're talking to probably the only person alive who visited Israel for over 2 months and didn't see Tel Aviv. So, I'm really talking out of my ass.
rumborak
-
How could you not visit Tel Aviv? It's one of the most beautiful places in Israel.
-
We don't actually see the top of the escalator in that picture, so it's possible that it's longer than a standard flight. I've seen double-height escalators before. It's cool what they've done there, and it doesn't seem like they'd bother if they couldn't fit the whole thing on it.
-
We don't actually see the top of the escalator in that picture, so it's possible that it's longer than a standard flight. I've seen double-height escalators before. It's cool what they've done there, and it doesn't seem like they'd bother if they couldn't fit the whole thing on it.
Judging by the floor in the background, it looks like a standard flight.
-
I refuse to believe it.
-
I refuse to believe it.
I find your lack of faith...............ah nevermind.
-
I hate Tel Aviv.
-
I hate television.
-
and it doesn't seem like they'd bother if they couldn't fit the whole thing on it.
Yeah, this.
-
I hate Tel Aviv.
I'm not overly fond of it either but it's where the school is and home is home in the end, even if it is the wrong city.
Plus, considering it's history Tel Aviv is actually quite an accomplishment.
-
And. . . The winner is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PhDUDa2cS0
-
Nailed it.
-
How could you not visit Tel Aviv? It's one of the most beautiful places in Israel.
Quite easy. You fly into Tel Aviv and get to your student dorm at the Technion, and then you spend the following weeks exploring all the must-see places of Israel . Tel Aviv was always a "I'll get around to it later" place, but I never did in the end.
rumborak
-
How could you not visit Tel Aviv? It's one of the most beautiful places in Israel.
Quite easy. You fly into Tel Aviv and get to your student dorm at the Technion, and then you spend the following weeks exploring all the must-see places of Israel . Tel Aviv was always a "I'll get around to it later" place, but I never did in the end.
rumborak
Sorry, I didn't think you'd reply. I was just talking out of my ass as well. I didn't know the place existed until it was mentioned in this thread. :biggrin:
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/6/27/hFNyISsJmEWg4lAI36jp-A2.jpg)
-
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
HA.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/dPNy8.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/vysTa.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/JRM07.jpg)
(https://memecrunch.com/meme/7RXL/curiosity/image.png)
-
Swell batch Tim! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
The funniest imo:
(https://i.imgur.com/JRM07.jpg)
Also, can anyone verify the KFC/Mexico/birdflu one with a reputable link? I will giddily die laughing if it's true. Even if not, it's a funny fake.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/vodKA.jpg)
-
First I was :( but then I was :) .
-
(https://i.imgur.com/HC9I1.png)
-
(https://www.skrattnet.se/images/joke_pic/2446.jpg)
Geez, if you're going to photoshop a billboard, at least have the text line up with it.
That, and don't use impact font. Everyone knows that it's a readily accessible font, which makes it 100 times less believable.
-
I don't think believability is the point though. Like I said, I think it's more of a "cartoon" on the general advertisement industry.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/418186_10151151788863142_1300747192_n.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/8xIpL.jpg)
-
:heart
-
I won't say where I found it :P
-
^^^D'awwwwwwww...
-
I won't say where I found it :P
I found it and shared it on FB.
-
I won't say where I found it :P
I found it and shared it on FB.
Correct.
-
What do I win? (https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/bizarredevotedfan/Randomness/blink.gif)
-
A free month's membership on DTF.
-
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/bizarredevotedfan/Randomness/whoopdeedoo.gif)
:laugh:
-
:lol
-
:biggrin:
-
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/bizarredevotedfan/Randomness/whoopdeedoo.gif)
I love that emote.
-
This Is Fucking FUNNY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o
-
(https://i.imgur.com/HC9I1.png)
Write this down.
M.
A.
R.
S.
Mars bitches.
-
You've probably all seen it many times, but I really love bad puns.
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89bvqmHag1qb6t6wo1_500.jpg)
-
:mehlin
The sad part is it actually took me a second to get it. :p
-
The cat tattoo is a fresco at the Vatican compared to this. I'll just link to it since it's really pretty disturbing. https://www.ratemyink.com/?action=ssp&pid=128700
And even more absurd than the content itself is that the likeness is terrible.
-
(https://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/funny-gifs-floor-buffer-shenanigans.gif)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/swvot.jpg)
Kinda chuckled at this.
-
This Is Fucking FUNNY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o
hilarious
-
I don't care if you watch Supernatural or not, this guy is just straight-up boss.
Eye of the Tiger (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsyMtYoSkC0)
-
I was hoping he was actually going to be singing it. He didn't even know the words well enough to mime it properly though. :(
-
Looked pretty spot-on to me. I know every now and then youtube has audio synch issues.
-
Honestly, it looked more like 50% to me.
-
Looked pretty spot-on to me. I know every now and then youtube has audio synch issues.
It's not youtube. I saw it on TV and he definitely fucks up the verses. Doesn't diminish its awesomeness in any way, though, in my opinion. :lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/IZJDy.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/xSyyo.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/OWbHo.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/jFm21.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ztZpD.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ZOedO.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MbumV.png)
-
Good ones, MJ. I especially like the first one, 'cause I'm a total sucker for bad puns.
-
@ that last one: Ouch.
-
Vladislav :rollin
-
It is simply Timpossible to have a better haul of lolz than that :lol
-
Vladislav :rollin
Edit: oops sorry Zydar :lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/OWbHo.png)
I read an article about how overall, Bronze winners tend to be happier with their accomplishment than Silver winners.
Silver winners came one place away from being the best. Bronze winners came one place away from taking home nothing.
-
Not to mention events like hockey, where you get silver my losing and bronze by winning.
-
The coal and diamond one ... :rollin they are a family of Carbon
-
This Is Fucking FUNNY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o
this is actually the most amazing thing i have ever seen on the internet.. my girlfriend JUST showed me this and i cant stop laughing. i was just coming on to post this but i found it here already :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
I think I get it, but I'm not sure.
Can someone tell me, maybe
-
this guyyy
-
this guyyy
This guy has many hilarious videos. Man, this man is legend with high self-esteem and sense of humor.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/wVs7U.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/RbXdm.jpg)
Or maybe I've just had too much wine.
-
This Is Fucking FUNNY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCiY1y3uJ3o
That is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
-
(https://www.sandradehaan.nl/images/uploads/2012/Facebookusers2-540.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/wE5Sk.jpg)
-
(https://www.sandradehaan.nl/images/uploads/2012/12Facebookers2-540.jpg)
-
Excellent post cyclopssss. I think having a couples account for any internet site where it's 100% free to set up two separate accounts is probably an immediate red flag that one person or both in that relationship is/are exhibiting codependency.
-
Guess I'm the self-promoter. :lol
And my girlfriend is definitely the cute fan. Everyday I wake up to three videos of adorable puppies.
-
Well, actually caught myself guilty of a couple of those as well.. thought it was too funny to pass on, though.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/524294_441808289174445_1048691273_n.jpg)
-
haha :lol
-
:rollin
-
I even learned something! Didn't know there were names for variations on a threesome! :blush
-
(https://i.imgur.com/LhUgs.jpg)
-
:lol Nice.
-
That cow in front looks like a fuckin badass
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/tideshaveturned.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/igotthis.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/dammitwhitepeople.jpg)
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin at the Morgan Freeman one.
I was laughing just at "Damnit white people". That would have been enough.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/tideshaveturned.jpg)
N***a needs to learn how to stock. Don't go perpendicular. Put the damn bottles staggered between rows all the way in the back and they'll barely protrude in front.
-
I think having a couples account for any internet site where it's 100% free to set up two separate accounts is probably an immediate red flag that one person or both in that relationship is/are exhibiting codependency.
:clap:
-
I think having a couples account for any internet site where it's 100% free to set up two separate accounts is probably an immediate red flag that one person or both in that relationship is/are exhibiting codependency.
:clap:
:slowclap:
-
Fine, I'll just leave then.
-
I've always been on the impression that the slowclap implied even greater approval than the standard speed clap :huh:
-
I've been of the opposite impression.
I took it wrong - not a very good day today.
-
Wait, people on facebook make coupled accounts? wat
-
I'm sure you're trolling since they're rampant but I really don't get it. It just screams either:
1. I don't trust you.
or
2. Back off bitches! He's mine!!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( :xbones :xbones :wilsonphillips:
-
No, I'm dead serious. I've never even heard of such a thing before.
-
Thankfully none of my friends are in such controlling relationships but I've seen a few here and there when I've looked in the friends lists of some friends.
-
What are coupled accounts?
-
Accounts with names like "SteveandNancy Jones". The profile picture is the two of them.
I've only seen two, in the friends lists of friends, but they're not that common. Both times, I thought "Oh how cute. They have share their account." But I never thought it was because they were in a "controlling" relationship. I'm not sure why someone would assume that.
-
I guess I encounter enough "You might know..." suggestions to add friends coupled with shitloads of alerts for posts I'm not that interested in that it just seems quite bothersome to think of all that annoyance being doubled. Also because FB accounts seem like they should have the same level of privacy you'd expect of a common telephone call since I wouldn't want my gf (if I had one...forever alone) to have access to every single private message I get because sometimes you get PMs about bad shit going down in others' lives that ain't exactly copacetic to be automatically shared with both of the account holders. There are numerous reasons for privacy in a relationship that have nothing to do with infidelity.
-
I agree, but I'm still not sure why a couple who doesn't feel a need for privacy somehow equates to a "controlling" relationship. Everyone uses Facebook differently, and I just figure that they literally use it for social networking. They strike me as people who aren't "into" computers much anyway, and just find it simpler to log into Facebook and see what silly things their friends are up to and maybe post something lame about one of their kids. It's not because he has to control her, or she has to control him. It's probably just the opposite; their relationship is so open that they just share everything and don't even think about it.
I get email sometimes from people with the same setup. The name on the email is both names, or signed by her but it's his name on the account. She needed to send something and he was already logged in and it was just easier that way.
-
I have one couple account on my friends list, and it's obvious that the husband never uses it. I don't know why she doesn't change the name and make it hers alone.
-
Accounts with names like "SteveandNancy Jones". The profile picture is the two of them.
I've only seen two, in the friends lists of friends, but they're not that common. Both times, I thought "Oh how cute. They have share their account." But I never thought it was because they were in a "controlling" relationship. I'm not sure why someone would assume that.
Facebook sucked and now I heard of that, it sucks more.
-
See?! SeRoX is doin it rite. Why can't the rest of you just agree with me and forsake your own independent views?
-
Velociraptor in Melbourne (https://www.wimp.com/velociraptormelbourne/)
It's pretty cool but he could have choosen some other pants! :lol
-
haha wow :lol
-
I want one.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/uTgo8.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/aLxq7.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/nBAk7.jpg)
-
(https://thesecularity.com/download/file.php?id=7457)
-
Velociraptor in Melbourne (https://www.wimp.com/velociraptormelbourne/)
It's pretty cool but he could have choosen some other pants! :lol
That's a Utahraptor. ::)
-
See?! SeRoX is doin it rite. Why can't the rest of you just agree with me and forsake your own independent views?
Yes master... :hefdaddy
:lol :P :laugh:
-
Lol I just saw a couples account on Facebook.
-
My cousin and his wife have one, but it's no big deal. It's really just a venue for them to share baby pics, which I'm cool with since they live out of state.
-
My brother-in-law and his wife have a coupled Facebook page. But neither of them are ever on, so I don't care.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/AUoda.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/La2Sb.gif)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/dammitwhitepeople.jpg)
(https://static.moviefanatic.com/images/gallery/patrick-stewart.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/AUoda.jpg)
I don't know what I'm looking at, but I know that I love it.
-
Ponies On A Plane?
-
I hope this hasn't been posted yet.
Five Guys Burger Review (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY)
Songified Version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s&feature=player_embedded)
-
Fuck, they could sell that song. That was awesome.
-
:lol
I ate at Five guys when i was in Baltimore last summer, the amount of fries you get!! Dayum!
-
YFW americans clap after they make pig noises:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
-
I lived in semi-rural Louisiana for the first 8 years of my life and that still traumatized me. Bravo, good sir.
Bra...fucking...vo!
-
Five Guys fries. :heart
Endless pleasure all the way to the E.R.
-
:rollin
-
:rollin
-
I agree. I had Five Guys a few times just last year, right before my triple bypass (seriously).
-
I'm actually going to have them tonight for the first time, so I shall report back.
-
I had Five Guys only once, it was a couple months back in Oakdale, MN across the parking lot from Guitar Center. A half hour later, I couldn't leave the toilet for about an hour. haha
-
Five Guys is better than In N Out. There I said it.
Really, it's so freakin good.
-
All this talk is really getting me hungry for Five Guys in my mouth.
-
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/bizarredevotedfan/Randomness/boredrim.gif)
-
I'm actually going to have them tonight for the first time, so I shall report back.
Eh. It was really good, but it wasn't anything mindblowing. Not sure what the all the hype is about.
-
Yeah, I can name ten local independent burger joints off the top of my head that will blow any Five Guys or In n Out out of the fucking water. Went to one in Oakland called True Burger yesterday, brioche bun, perfectly cooked meat, shitloads of high quality american cheese(yes, there is a high end to american cheese), overpowering garlic mayo, and if you're up to it, for a side...................
Motherfucking Twinkie Milkshakes.
-
For a $10 meal, 5 Guys is my go-to heart-attack on a plate. Sure, independent locally owned joints will/can be better, but the good thing about 5 guys and In 'n Out is you know what you're getting. With the former, it could be a crap shoot.
The pig video was disturbing. Especially the lady at the end.
*shudders*
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Z5juQ.gif)
-
:lol
-
For a $10 meal, 5 Guys is my go-to heart-attack on a plate. Sure, independent locally owned joints will/can be better, but the good thing about 5 guys and In 'n Out is you know what you're getting. With the former, it could be a crap shoot.
But dude, Twinkie milkshakes.....
-
All this talk is really getting me hungry for Five Guys in my mouth.
Can I be one of them? I'll bring four friends.
-
Never heard of Five Guys, but they seem to be all over DFW. Strange, since whenever they open an In/Out, it's national news and Tom Brokaw shows up to interview all the old fucks standing in the 2 mile long line. I've never seen anybody create such a media buzz and cult following just by opening a damned fast food chain. They'll interview 300lb white trash women on the evening news weeping like that Jesus Camp girl, like the arrival of INO is the realization of her life's dream.
And people wonder why I'm so dismayed about this country.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVtiHZbtKW4&feature=youtu.be
Die Potato.. *shows gun* not today..
-
A couple of good ones in there. They were trying to emulate Rejected though, with little success.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/dammitwhitepeople.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin.
(https://i.imgur.com/La2Sb.gif)
This is so stupid that it becomes cool :lol.
-
This has been going around. It's terrifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVtiHZbtKW4&feature=youtu.be
Die Potato.. *shows gun* not today..
All the asdfmovies are just awesome :metal
-
This has been going around. It's terrifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0
That was awesome, somehow i have missed these! The Experience of Falling Into a Black Hole (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kVsxVBz1Mg&feature=relmfu), that one was immersive!
BTW his channel is awesome, i love the skyrim books reading! :lol
Major edit!
-
This has been going around. It's terrifying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0)
dafuq?! :o
-
That black hole was also terrifying. :lol
-
All I know is that was some pretty tripped out shit.
-
Human beings are scary.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Z5juQ.gif)
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404004_355788777831712_1268879110_n.jpg)
-
BAHAHAHA Poor kid
-
Tell me that's not a Playboy shirt.
-
Aw man, that's disgusting. That fucking thing looks like it's either a product of Umbrella and a Plagas is going to burst out of her lips or...just...
Lips:
(https://nintendoartwork.com/gallery/dragon-quest-vi-realms-of-revelation/dragon-quest-vi-lips-monster-artwork.png)
Now I wanna play Dragon Quest...
-
(https://i.imgur.com/4YL4n.gif)
-
(https://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/internet-memes-dem-pitches.jpg)
-
Xanthul, I think I love you
-
Physically? I love physical love
-
Figurative. I'm a very figurative person.
-
I don't get the cuil thing. It just seems like nonsense. Also the ASDF animation clips are not funny at all.
-
What's not to get? It makes perfect sense. Hamburgers.
-
(https://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/08/5027963eb13df.jpg)
-
Couldn't agree with the Gabby Douglas thing more. Seriously, anyone hating on a 16-year old that performed like an absolute beast for not wearing her hair in a bun even though her hair was basically flawless otherwise is someone who is very likely to be DEEPLY dissatisfied with their own life. Honestly, I'd have no problem watching any of those re-res getting punched in the stomach.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/UxFDG.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/xKgK5.gif)
-
Weird Al" Yankovic shreds on stage! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmcuoaqdJ9w&feature=player_embedded)
Learn kids!!
-
:lol
-
Flawless.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253985_10152036170085573_2007849323_n.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/oldcomputergames.jpg)
-
No matter how much modern science/nutrition improves, no human will ever live to be 257 years old.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/outoffood.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bark.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/oldcomputergames.jpg)
So true. :sadpanda:
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/253985_10152036170085573_2007849323_n.jpg)
If I was banging Jenny McCarthy, I wouldn't give a fuck what people thought, either. But I still wouldn't wear that to the beach because, let's face it, it looks really stupid.
-
If I was banging Jenny McCarthy, I wouldn't give a fuck what people thought, either. But I still wouldn't wear that to the beach because, let's face it, it looks really stupid.
He made a hell of a career out of looking stupid.
-
Some funny prank phone calls in which some unnamed genius uses recordings of video game personalities to call certain locations. Most of it is pretty funny stuff, especially if you are familiar with Skyrim.
Sheogorathh Orders a Pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE)
Cicero Calls Roadside Assistance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhl5VIY4a8&feature=relmfu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhl5VIY4a8&feature=relmfu)
-
If I was banging Jenny McCarthy, I wouldn't give a fuck what people thought, either. But I still wouldn't wear that to the beach because, let's face it, it looks really stupid.
He made a hell of a career out of looking stupid.
Yeah, that's true. And I were a multi-zillionaire as he is, that would be another reason not to give a fuck what people think of me.
So clearly, he doesn't give a fuck what people think he looks like in that bathing suit, but do you think he's doing it because he knows it looks stupid and doesn't give a fuck, or he actually finds it comfortable and doesn't give a fuck? I mean, think of the tan lines.
-
I'm told this reminds people of me:
(https://www.tickld.com/images/content/22075.jpg)
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5112022_460s.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/TNp6g.jpg)
-
:spitcoffee:
Is it even possible to NOT read that in Bruce Dickinson's voice?
-
For those of us who never heard the song, yeah.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/TNp6g.jpg)
*right click and save*
:rollin :metal
-
For those of us who never heard the song, yeah.
You should probably remedy that.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/T5IYWl.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/TNp6g.jpg)
*right click and save*
:rollin :metal
And posted to FB. :rollin
-
:tup
-
(https://www.nirvanaruinedeverything.com/images/satan_fingers.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/TNp6g.jpg)
*right click and save*
:rollin :metal
And posted to FB. :rollin
That! :lol
-
Some funny prank phone calls in which some unnamed genius uses recordings of video game personalities to call certain locations. Most of it is pretty funny stuff, especially if you are familiar with Skyrim.
Sheogorathh Orders a Pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE)
Cicero Calls Roadside Assistance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhl5VIY4a8&feature=relmfu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhl5VIY4a8&feature=relmfu)
:lol :lol :lol
-
This is on my Yahoo homepage. A Facekini? :lol
(https://l2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/947KhhsAnntskHWBahblzA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00MjA7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2012-07-06T160349Z_1723500301_GM1E8761UKW01_RTRMADP_3_CHINA-MASKS.JPG)
-
Some funny prank phone calls in which some unnamed genius uses recordings of video game personalities to call certain locations. Most of it is pretty funny stuff, especially if you are familiar with Skyrim.
Sheogorathh Orders a Pizza: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE)
Cicero Calls Roadside Assistance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhl5VIY4a8&feature=relmfu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhl5VIY4a8&feature=relmfu)
Wow, this is epic! Thanks :D
-
For those of us who never heard the song, yeah.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/saywhat.gif)
-
OMG that is the cutest puppy :heart :heart :heart
-
I was reminded of this video today. I laughed like a madman the first time I saw it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxkIBEw_K1c
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/526374_404689736263771_1086690247_n.jpg)
-
Baahahahaha. That one's pretty good.
-
jokes about suicide are not funny.
-
jokes about suicide are not funny.
Not to be insensitive but, yes, they are funny to some people.
-
jokes about suicide are not funny.
lol
-
Hell, one of my friends killed himself and I still laugh at suicide jokes.
You know...if they're actually funny.
-
One of mine attempted several times, and to be fair, I think he'd laugh at that too if I showed it to him. (We both have awareness of this thing called taste, but we tend to avoid having to deal with it).
-
Sorry man, my own brother comitted suicide. I still had to laugh when I read that.
-
There's nothing that is never funny.
-
There's nothing that is never funny.
Full House.
-
I have been proven wrong.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551057_10151351615959115_406032259_n.jpg)
-
There's nothing that is never funny.
Full House.
How rude!
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Floyd-1
Internet=0
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551057_10151351615959115_406032259_n.jpg)
Bwahaha.
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Floyd-1
Internet=0
(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/My%20Pics/002.jpg)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEg4SEch27w&feature=player_embedded
-
(https://www.arirang.co.kr/A_UpFile/RADIO_PHOTO/i-miss-kansas-i-miss-the-rains-down-in-Africa-Wizard-of-Oz-Dorothy-and-Toto.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
Did anyone else automatically sing that line? :lol
-
Did anyone else automatically sing that line? :lol
Yes, except I sang it with the correct lyrics. :biggrin:
-
Just because it remains a classic:
(https://img.humo.be/q100/w/h305/img_487/487048.jpg)
-
(https://www.arirang.co.kr/A_UpFile/RADIO_PHOTO/i-miss-kansas-i-miss-the-rains-down-in-Africa-Wizard-of-Oz-Dorothy-and-Toto.jpg)
:rollin
And off to FB, thanks Zy!!!
-
My thought process: "I don't get it. I mean, I know it's a Toto reference, but what does that have to do with Wizard of O- oh. lol."
-
Did anyone else automatically sing that line? :lol
Yes, except I sang it with the correct lyrics. :biggrin:
::)
-
.
-
.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
Now I'm glad I saved that one when I saw it before you edited. :tup
-
.
Hey Drew, when you have a minute, can you PM me on FB with whatever you edited out of that post?
Thanks.
-
I don't know what you crazy people are talking about.
-
It's just a dot. Dots ain't funny.
-
It's just a dot. Dots ain't funny.
I disagree.
(https://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110628212936/disney/images/thumb/2/2a/Dot.png/258px-Dot.png)
"But...it's a rock."
-
Someone PM me what Gadough posted. Your reactions have me really curious!
-
Just keep in mind that:
(1) If Gadough chose to remove it, it may very well be because it was not appropriate to post and he thought better of it.
(2) If it was inappropriate to post, it is inappropriate to ask for it to be sent to you privately.
(3) Although as a rule, PMs are private, the mod staff can look at them if we believe it is necessary to stop people from using this site to send things that are inappropriate or illegal.
Just saying.
-
(3) Although as a rule, PMs are private, the mod staff can look at them if we believe it is necessary to stop people from using this site to send things that are inappropriate or illegal.
Uh oh.
*deletes all PM's regarding The Rebel Alliance*
-
I don't think it crossed the line, at least not if sent via PM. It was deceptively smutty looking cartoon drawings. I can see why Gadough removed it, but I don't think it's something worth worrying about being sent via PM.
-
Cat high-five :metal
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91zerfWvj1qdlh1io1_500.gif)
-
:lol
-
Cat high-five :metal
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91zerfWvj1qdlh1io1_500.gif)
Awwww! :laugh:
-
Cat high-five :metal
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91zerfWvj1qdlh1io1_500.gif)
So nonchalant. :lol
-
Both of them, but especially the cat. He's like, "'sup, playa."
-
^Racist.
-
:lol :lol
-
Did anyone else automatically sing that line? :lol
Yes.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/virginity.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/confuseddog.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/LmSId.jpg)
-
Luigi writes a love song for Peach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnA4orw3e3g
-
Be Like Han
I've always loved that whole scene and what it says about their characters, all of them. Han instinctly draws and starts shooting, 'cause he's badass. This is like some Allied soldier suddenly finding himself face to face with Hitler; shoot the mofo, and whatever happens after that, whatever. Just as cool, though, is how calmly and nonchalantly Vader just waves it off. He's a Sith lord and this two-bit smuggler is nothing to him. And Lando... sigh. Maybe Han should've shot him instead.
-
Hey, don't diss Lando. He was a Libertarian.
-
Be Like Han
I've always loved that whole scene and what it says about their characters, all of them. Han instinctly draws and starts shooting, 'cause he's badass. This is like some Allied soldier suddenly finding himself face to face with Hitler; shoot the mofo, and whatever happens after that, whatever. Just as cool, though, is how calmly and nonchalantly Vader just waves it off. He's a Sith lord and this two-bit smuggler is nothing to him. And Lando... sigh. Maybe Han should've shot him instead.
And Leia's in the background doing the girlfriend thing, thinking "See, I told you your friends are assholes!"
-
:spitcoffee:
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
But then why was Boba Fett being such a pussy, and only coming out when Han was disarmed?
-
Be Like Han
I've always loved that whole scene and what it says about their characters, all of them. Han instinctly draws and starts shooting, 'cause he's badass. This is like some Allied soldier suddenly finding himself face to face with Hitler; shoot the mofo, and whatever happens after that, whatever. Just as cool, though, is how calmly and nonchalantly Vader just waves it off. He's a Sith lord and this two-bit smuggler is nothing to him. And Lando... sigh. Maybe Han should've shot him instead.
Yeah, it is one of the most important scenes in the OT, actually. But it easily gets lost because it is relatively close to the "I am your father" scene.
-
And Lando... sigh. Maybe Han should've shot him instead.
^Racist.
-
And so, it begins....
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550965_377754698962712_444503927_n.jpg)
-
:lol
-
:rollin
Side note - the 6th one across looks like he's sucking a finger, and it looks hilarious.
-
And so, it begins....
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550965_377754698962712_444503927_n.jpg)
Awesome! :rollin
:rollin
Side note - the 6th one across looks like he's sucking a finger, and it looks hilarious.
Very good point :lol
-
Cross post. Deal with it. :p
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/BlobVanDam/watch_out_artist.png)
-
Nice.
-
But then why was Boba Fett being such a pussy, and only coming out when Han was disarmed?
Cause he's a punk-ass bitch. A loser. A poser. He lets Darth Vader do all the work and he takes all the credit. An excerpt from Cracked's "7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail to Deliver)":
Boba Fett is a sci-fi legend. There are endless fan sites dedicated to dressing up like him, thousands of pages of fan fiction have been written about him, and songs have been dedicated to the imposing nature of his awesome.
In a universe swarming with giant monsters, armies of evil henchmen, space armadas, Sith Lords and freaking Harrison Ford, this guy stands tall with the notorious reputation he has gained and the countless enemies he has collected. He has no special powers. All he has is his butt-clenchingly rad armor and his carefully honed wits in a vast and harsh galaxy. Also, he has a jetpack. They don't give those out unless you can prove you kick tons of ass.
But then ... Nothing. Boba Fett doesn't do a goddamn thing. Somehow people forget that.
He tracks the Millennium Falcon to Bespin and then just calls Darth Vader in while he sits with his thumbs up his armored ass. The rest of the time, he just stands around with his arms crossed, trying to look badass. He's like a kid at a death metal show who doesn't want anyone to know his mom is going to be picking him up at 11.
When the time comes for him to finally throw down, he rocket-jumps over to Jaba's skiff and immediately gets his gun chopped in half by Luke Skywalker. Sure, he ties Luke up and delays him for a second, but that only lasts until Han Solo accidentally smashes into his jetpack with a pole and sends him tumbling into a man-eating sand vagina, screaming like a Muppet. The final nail in his coffin is a goddamned wardrobe malfunction. Think about that while you're being digested for the next thousand years, sir.
-
He tracks the Millennium Falcon to Bespin and then just calls Darth Vader in while he sits with his thumbs up his armored ass. The rest of the time, he just stands around with his arms crossed, trying to look badass. He's like a kid at a death metal show who doesn't want anyone to know his mom is going to be picking him up at 11.
I love this comparison. :lol
-
He tracks the Millennium Falcon to Bespin and then just calls Darth Vader in while he sits with his thumbs up his armored ass. The rest of the time, he just stands around with his arms crossed, trying to look badass. He's like a kid at a death metal show who doesn't want anyone to know his mom is going to be picking him up at 11.
I love this comparison. :lol
Me too :lol For that kid, I guess 11 o'clock in indeed the darkest hour.
-
And so, it begins....
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550965_377754698962712_444503927_n.jpg)
Awesome! :rollin
:rollin
Side note - the 6th one across looks like he's sucking a finger, and it looks hilarious.
Very good point :lol
W...what? Did I miss something a few pages back?
-
Yes.
-
Read the thread about the woman ruining the picture of Jesus.
-
Oh yeah, I probably could have elaborated a bit. Silly me. :p
-
Why, no!
Whatever gave you that idea? :p
-
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91d8cidPp1qbpus3o1_500.jpg)
Implode, explain? :lol
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99yd8Pfp21r3k73wo1_500.gif)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99yd8Pfp21r3k73wo2_500.jpg)
-
Seriously? He makes the perfect move, all she had to do is lean forward and kiss him, and she blows it by falling off her cycle?
Kick her to the curb!
-
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91d8cidPp1qbpus3o1_500.jpg)
Implode, explain? :lol
:rollin
-
Why is that funny? Am I missing something?
-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Boston_Red_Sox_season
-
Why is that funny? Am I missing something?
I think it's just one of those "so absurd it's funny" things. Octopi don't really have a lot going for them, but a really nice beard is something to be proud of, so he at least has that.
-
Ooooooooooooooh
yeah not funny.
-
Why is that funny? Am I missing something?
I think it's just one of those "so absurd it's funny" things. Octopi don't really have a lot going for them, but a really nice beard is something to be proud of, so he at least has that.
It's funny because she asked Implode to explain, implying that Implode must have a nice beard because he is a giant squid similar to the octopus in the pic, which is kinda clever (even though it exponentially loses funny by me having to explain it).
-
meh
Though I don't find a lot of DTF/internet humor funny at all.
-
Implode would have greater insight into the mind of the bearded octopus, being a fellow cephalapod and all, thus Mora would know to ask him, but I don't know if that implies that Implode has a beard as well. Maybe. Honestly, the whole thing's a bit confusing.
And Zook, you're just a poopybutt, so there.
-
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_191_1340125019.gif)
-
:psychosane:
-
Implode would have greater insight into the mind of the bearded octopus, being a fellow cephalapod and all, thus Mora would know to ask him, but I don't know if that implies that Implode has a beard as well. Maybe. Honestly, the whole thing's a bit confusing.
And Zook, you're just a poopybutt, so there.
That reminds me, I need to go wipe. Thanks! :tup
-
:rollin
-
Not to pile on or pick on you, Zook, but you regularly get critical with folks here yet post here very regularly, have the 36th highest post count here and have been a member of DTF since day one. It just seems confusing to try to figure out why you are so frequently antagonistic toward a community that you obviously have some level of interest and enjoyment in.
-
Not to pile on or pick on you, Zook, but you regularly get critical with folks here yet post here very regularly, have the 36th highest post count here and have been a member of DTF since day one. It just seems confusing to try to figure out why you are so frequently antagonistic toward a community that you obviously have some level of interest and enjoyment in.
There are several things I like about this forum. Several members share common interests with me and I can discuss those interests with them. I've been told I'm uptight, and maybe I am, but I just don't find bacon jokes funny, Feel Afraid, or most of the popular DTF things. And yes, I've been here for a long time, and I'll admit, I've been a dick a lot of my time spent here. Maybe it's the anonymity that gives me the comfort to speak my mind, but I don't think I shouldn't be allowed to. I do follow the rules. I'm respectable for the most part, but by nature am a very sarcastic person, and for 5 years I've had the same attitude, which should be a no brainer as to why I'm not a popular or well liked poster. I'm never voted for in award threads, and am voted off very early in the DTF member tournament, and I just accept it. It bothers me, but with my attitude and non-socialness, it's kinda hard to fit in. I shouldn't complain that no one here latched on to KrotchRaut, but when you have someone that is a bit of an asshole, there aren't going to be many who back him. But it's nice being a part of a very active community that has things I can talk about with other people, and the things I don't like I try to ignore, but unfortunately some of the posters I didn't care for I clashed with and I payed the consequences. I could go on and on about what bothers me about this forum, but I keep coming back because this is a nice internet community which is hard to find, and it's not all bad. Well, that bosk guy is a bit of a butthead.
:tick2:
-
With all due respect to Zook, you really gotta take what he says with a grain of salt sometimes. I'm often surprised that he still offends people. He's been here for 5 years, and you all haven't gotten used to his personality? :lol
-
There's that too. I'm hardly ever serious and you schmucks get all upset when I call you schmucks.
-
Oh, I'm completely used to Zook and he may remember that I even spoke up on his behalf once or twice in posts. My comment wasn't just criticism masked in fellative wordery but real curiosity combined with the hope that he could eventually have a smoother time here.
I fully respect your expressive rights man, I just figure you'd have a way better time here if you focused more of your posting on things you like than unproductively knocking things for the hell of it since your complaints won't make you like those things any better, won't make you feel any better, and needlessly make you not look like as good of a person as I'd surely imagine you are.
-
I really like talking about Zook in the third person even though he's posting like every other post in the thread. :biggrin:
Zook, I honestly don't think you are disliked here. I think it's just that your sarcastic humor comes across as just a bit abrasive, which just means that you may not be as popular as some other folks in those polls. I think most of the people who give you crap, myself included, are just good-naturedly responding in kind to your own sarcastic, abrasive type of humor. Which I guess means we like you. Or something.
-
LIES!
I like you too.
Or something.
Butthead.
So basically what you're saying is if I can't take the heat, don't start the fire?
I'm 27 and what is this?
-
For a guy who finds absolutely nothing funny, you post quite a bit in this thread, eh Zook?
Don't get me wrong; you don't have to find "internet humor" or "DTF humor" funny. It's just confusing to me that you would pop up in this thread consistently, usually to announce that distaste.
-
Hey I never said I find absolutely nothing funny. My brother says I hate everything, but it's not true. There are plenty of things in this thread I find funny, but there are also plenty of things in this thread that leave me asking "WTF why is this funny?"
-
I kind of agree with Zook that that octopus beard comic was not funny.
-
I agree with both Zook and H about the comic. It wasn't funny.
-
I agree with both Zook and H very infrequently.
(https://i.imgur.com/OHoHI.jpg)
-
I kind of agree with Zook that that octopus beard comic was not funny.
I agree with both Zook and H about the comic. It wasn't funny.
Right, and again, you don't have to think anything in this thread is funny.
My suggestion -- and I don't know you very well, Zook, and this isn't really my business, so take this with as many grains of salt as you want -- is that negative input like "Ooooooooooooooh yeah not funny", while not necessarily being against forum rules, will only get on people's bad sides unnecessarily; there are ways to word this thought without being condescending to the people who may have found it funny. And when you can easily be on everybody's good sides, why would you want to be on people's bad sides?
Again, I don't know you, not my business, grains of salt, etc.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/noidea.jpg)
-
Well fucking duh! He's not playing a game his species is naturally suited for. (https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m1nysvjqZ6Q/TsWVEMv6zLI/AAAAAAAACLU/hIWpkXPnFtM/s1600/dogs%252520playing%252520poker22.jpeg)
-
Well fucking duh! He's not playing a game his species is naturally suited for. (https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m1nysvjqZ6Q/TsWVEMv6zLI/AAAAAAAACLU/hIWpkXPnFtM/s1600/dogs%252520playing%252520poker22.jpeg)
ZOOK IS THE SAME SPECIES AS US! STOP WITH THE PERSONAL ATTACKS!
-
(https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Ehra/GTA.gif)
(https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Ehra/GTA2.gif)
(https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a342/Ehra/wtfFifa.gif)
-
With all due respect to Zook, you really gotta take what he says with a grain of salt sometimes. I'm often surprised that he still offends people. He's been here for 5 years, and you all haven't gotten used to his personality? :lol
This. And for those newer members who never knew him, this is nothing compared to Scurvy!Dreams. Much respect to the guy, he was actually a good guy at heart, but he was ten times the sarcastic asshat Zook can be (no offense Zook).
-
With all due respect to Zook, you really gotta take what he says with a grain of salt sometimes. I'm often surprised that he still offends people. He's been here for 5 years, and you all haven't gotten used to his personality? :lol
This. And for those newer members who never knew him, this is nothing compared to Scurvy!Dreams. Much respect to the guy, he was actually a good guy at heart, but he was ten times the sarcastic asshat Zook can be (no offense Zook).
Non taken, jewball.
I kind of agree with Zook that that octopus beard comic was not funny.
I agree with both Zook and H about the comic. It wasn't funny.
Right, and again, you don't have to think anything in this thread is funny.
My suggestion -- and I don't know you very well, Zook, and this isn't really my business, so take this with as many grains of salt as you want -- is that negative input like "Ooooooooooooooh yeah not funny", while not necessarily being against forum rules, will only get on people's bad sides unnecessarily; there are ways to word this thought without being condescending to the people who may have found it funny. And when you can easily be on everybody's good sides, why would you want to be on people's bad sides?
Again, I don't know you, not my business, grains of salt, etc.
Well my other option was "ooooooooooooooooooh that's stupid"
I don't want to be on anyones bad side. I don't think my comment was condescending either. If it's accepted for people to call things gay that they think are stupid, why can't I call things stupid that I think are stupid? :zook2:
-
Is that a serious question? :lol
-
Well, calling something gay would certainly be more offensive than calling it stupid, amirite? Or am completely out of touch with society?
-
Well, your question was:
If it's accepted for people to call things gay that they think are stupid, why can't I call things stupid that I think are stupid? :zook2:
The answer is that, generally speaking, it is NOT okay to call something gay if you think it's stupid. To many people, it is (understandably) wildly offensive.
-
Tell that to :tick2:
Goodnight DTF. I leave you with this:
(https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/Zook85/Portnoy_montana_amob.jpg)
Yes I do realize I'm mixing two movies together.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/wpYO0.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/DSFnD.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/8ULZt.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/D6Rtk.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/OLQzd.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/GmLFa.jpg)
-
(https://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1162621/hey.gif)
-
*looks at the forest fire she helped start, then slowly backs away*
-
*looks at the forest fire she helped start, then slowly backs away*
Eh?
-
Eh?
The Great Debate (sorry!) on what's funny and what's not, and apparently Zook's personality traits over the last few pages.
This was just my way of saying "oooh, awkward", please proceed with teh funnies, thank you!
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/nature.jpg)
-
Depends on how you look at it. I think it adds to the beauty of it all. :heart
-
(https://i.imgur.com/DfYos.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/8p25e.jpg)
-
I'm a little late to the party, but I just wanted to say that Zook is awesome.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/8p25e.jpg)
The slide in the background encourages you to slide right in.
-
:|
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/387090_10150995563191487_522429384_n.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/8p25e.jpg)
Is it just me, or does that 'Grand Rapids' part of that sign make it all a little disturbing?
-
lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/8p25e.jpg)
Is it just me, or does that 'Grand Rapids' part of that sign make it all a little disturbing?
I actually read it as "Grand Rapists" at first glance, which is even more disturbing. :lol
-
Well, yes, that's considerably worse. :lol
-
it says "Grand Rapids" on the sign? Didn't notice.
-
I'm a little late to the party, but I just wanted to say that Zook is awesome.
Thank you, my fellow Hell dweller.
-
:|
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/387090_10150995563191487_522429384_n.jpg)
OMG
-
:|
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/387090_10150995563191487_522429384_n.jpg)
OMG
FAP
-
(https://i.imgur.com/tJ9gM.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/HC5Nb.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/cVfPg.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/dJfj7.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Tyj5d.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/WEhUm.jpg)
-
.... That might be the most helpful series of pictures ever.
-
Use mayonnaise to get glass rings out of your coffee table.
IT'S ALL IN MY BOOK!
-
Tons of useful stuff.
Awesome!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/MMuTl.jpg)
-
Page bookmarked.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/tJ9gM.jpg)
:rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/G1UBN.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/G1UBN.jpg)
:rollin
It's funny because it's the simple and obvious truth.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/UjBUQ.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz95dgp8ju1qmfoslo1_500.gif)
-
HEY I KNOW! I'LL USE MY TRUSTY FRYING PAN... AS A DRYING PAN!
-
This thread is now about Brock.
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/kmuf7/Brock_with_his_eyes_open.gif)
(https://i1025.photobucket.com/albums/y315/OsvaldoPazos/pokemonmotivator-2.jpg)
-
This thread brings back good memories.
-
(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/153/933/brock-obama.png?1311639053)
-
Well of course Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are in the likes >_>
-
I fucking love captcha art.
(https://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a97737_tumblr_l7souf3m6M1qd0hplo1_500.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/QCieJ.png)
-
:rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/UjBUQ.jpg)
Organically glazed?
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fbyhPCmR1qewacoo1_250.jpg)(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fbyhPCmR1qewacoo2_250.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fbyhPCmR1qewacoo3_250.jpg)(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fbyhPCmR1qewacoo4_r1_250.jpg)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fbyhPCmR1qewacoo5_r1_250.jpg)(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fbyhPCmR1qewacoo6_r1_250.jpg)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fbyhPCmR1qewacoo7_250.jpg)(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fbyhPCmR1qewacoo8_250.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/QCieJ.png)
Holy shit :lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/QCieJ.png)
Reminded me of this (https://www.darwinawards.com/legends/legends1999-09.html). Nice, MJ!
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/18/e37JvGtCaUKqGZUk76UJsQ2.jpg)
(https://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/pokmon-how-brock-sees-me.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/QCieJ.png)
I love how the first guy just kinda sidesteps the rocket coming at him like "Whoa there!" but everyone else runs off screaming in a panic.
-
Over the years I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to marry this thread and have little baby threads with it. :lol
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/7/18/e37JvGtCaUKqGZUk76UJsQ2.jpg)
(https://chzpokememes.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/pokmon-how-brock-sees-me.jpg)
Wonderful post, brotha. :heart
-
(https://incitter.net/ibox/attachments/1/1346092468405015_large.gif)
-
:rollin
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5166131_460s.jpg)
-
(https://incitter.net/ibox/attachments/1/1346092468405015_large.gif)
:lol :lol :lol
-
Captcha comic dump:
(https://i.imgur.com/0m9G5.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/zbbBn.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/4tPBQ.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/2sg9W.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/b7EVt.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/zIs7J.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Y1diZ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/EWWvd.jpg)
-
Great haul. :rollin :rollin
-
I have a tough time understanding why any of those are supposed to be funny. (well, I get why the Brock one is supposed to be funny, even though I don't really find it funny)
-
Captcha art is amazing. Also, the Brock stuff from this page is absolutely perfect. :lol
-
What is funny about LieLow's haul? I don't get a single one of them.
-
What is funny about LieLow's haul? I don't get a single one of them.
I guess I don't either. My friends get that kind of humor though. I've never really found the forever alone stuff funny either. But, I do think it's great that some people do
-
You know those Captchas you get as spam filters. The distorted letters you have to type sometimes if you're posting somewhere too much. It's people using Captchas they get and basing comics around them.
EDIT: Was @ H
-
What is funny about LieLow's haul? I don't get a single one of them.
Do you mean you don't understand them, or that you don't understand why they're supposed to be funny? Every one of them makes sense; they're actually a pretty good batch as far as legibility goes. Whether or not you find them amusing is a different matter.
For me, the entertainment comes in imagining the artist working backwards from the captcha phrase. "pieless alfred" for example. In what circumstances would there be someone named "pieless alfred" and how would you lead up to that as a punchline? Some kind of pie competition, of course. Add a little detail, draw a silly comic.
-
Once I 'got' what was going on in those, I appreciated the effort, but still didn't find them funny.
The problem, which goes to my bigger problem with the internet, is that, while the first couple of comics/images/memes of a specific ‘genre’ can be amusing, the net quickly becomes inundated with so many more that shortly after they are established, the market is already saturated, so to speak. And then when I see another one, I end up thinking "oh, it's another one of those..."
-
You know those Captchas you get as spam filters.
No. What are you referring to?
-
Those Captchas you get as spam filters.
-
Those Captchas you get as spam filters.
*sigh*
What are you referring to?
Yeah, I still have no idea what you are talking about. What is a "captcha" and what is a "spam filter"?
-
This might help you Bosky
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAPTCHA (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAPTCHA)
-
Oh, you were serious? :lol
These things:
(https://nabtron.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/fbcaptcha-4.jpg)
Websites put them in place so you can prove you're a human (and not a computer) when you log into the system. Or something like that.
-
He's fucking with you. There's no way that someone of Bosk's vast experience and towering intelligence has not encountered Captcha before.
-
A Captcha looks like this. You have probably come across one before and just not have known it was called that
(https://allfacebook.com/files/2010/09/facebook_captcha.png)
-
OH! Gotcha now. Yeah, I know what you're talking about now. Just didn't know the terminology, and it didn't click with me that the fact that the text was wavey in those comics related to that. Okay, now I see where they're coming from. I still don't think they're that funny, but at least I have the context to appreciate the humor in them now. I just didn't get why they were supposed to be funny before. Makes sense now. Thanks.
:blondemoment:
-
It's funny because people make a comic and have to make sure some random weird phrase is the punchline.
-
Just for helping out, can my name be shown as green for for a day like lonestar's, and Gadough's and Nekov's, and etc., :lol
-
Just for helping out, can my name be shown as green for for a day like lonestar's, and Gadough's and Nekov's, and etc., :lol
No. But for what it's worth, you can have a gold star.
:star:
There.
-
It'll do....
for now
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/waterfall.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/UseTheForce.gif)
-
:lol
The last one reminds me of the scene in The Godfather with Carlos and Sonny
-
He's using the force, duh.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7h0vmypNa1qbjt25o1_500.gif)
-
(https://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/LOL_33.jpg)
-
:icy:
-
This...hits very close to home.
(https://i.imgur.com/wwFkk.png)
-
YES. Ohh, childhood was great. :lol
Oh by the way, a friend of mine on Facebook just posted this. Apparently it's a real Wi-fi network created by someone in the Michigan county I live in:
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/400826_3583073496630_1832185598_n.jpg)
-
Awesome. :lol
I named my WiFi "Batcave". I'm not telling you the password though. >:(
-
Excellent network name. :lol
Awesome. :lol
I named my WiFi "Batcave". I'm not telling you the password though. >:(
My network is "Decepticons", and all of my computers are named after Decepticons. I'm not telling you the password though. Especially as I don't know it. :lol It's a long randomly generated string of characters, and I always have to check my router to see what it is.
-
If I had a wireless network, I would name it "Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi".
-
:lol
-
my wifi is "snack.attach".....which is supposed to be snatch attack, but yeah.
-
If I had a wireless network, I would name it "Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi".
:clap:
-
Our network is named Trogdor :metal
-
Burninating the countryside!
-
I dread to think what my network name next year will be. Knowing my housemate who's set it up, I wouldn't be surprised if it were "Fapternet", but it's probably "Broflat Central".
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/ironman.jpg)
-
He's doing it right. :tup
-
(https://bucket.rollingstone.com.ar/anexos/fotos/14/1581214.JPG)
-
:lol Excellent caption.
-
(https://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s17/wkiml8116/Spanish-grandmothers-restoration-fail-gets-an-unlikely-fan-following.jpg)
-
The Captcha comics are unbelievably un-funny.
-
No offense but what purpose does it serve to post your disapproval of something? There are literally zero posts in this entire thread that would be considered funny by 100% of the members here so I don't see the point in the negativity. If folks were were going overboard and posting half of a page of consecutive posts about it, I could slightly understand having an issue with it but everyone has to put up with seeing stuff that seems dumb to them. I cringe at >90% of the jokes having to do with Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, LotR, or cats, but I realize they're apparently funny to some so I ignore it and look for stuff I do like.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
Whoa. Spastic drums halfway in.
-
@ :b_f: : We've discussed this before. Some people feel the need to show their discontent when they don't think it's funny and if you say something about it they'll just say this is the internet and that they can express their mind freely. I understand that's also what you are doing and while I agree with you on this matter because I have said before that people saying things aren't funny disrupts the funny thread it is pointless to keep :deadhorse:
Let's try to have fun and if people don't find something funny and feel they need to express that they are not having fun while the rest of us are then so be it, read the next comment and laugh at the next joke :)
-
Nekov, I don't find your post funny at all.
-
Nekov, I don't find your post funny at all.
-
(https://www.evolutionaryparenting.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/crying-baby.jpg)
-
Kehehehe
-
Quick.....we need something funny!
*violently seeking around to find something funny for DTF*
(https://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cocaine-bear.jpg)
A winner?
-
re-post...
I'm kidding, that's funny every time
-
Hey - i'm looking for the Gary Oldman from Leon with the mouths for eyes ?
I think i saw it on this Forum but no idea where ?
Anyone got a link for it ?
Cheers :)
-
Quick.....we need something funny!
*violently seeking around to find something funny for DTF*
(https://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cocaine-bear.jpg)
A winner?
Pretty much yeah
-
Hey - i'm looking for the Gary Oldman from Leon with the mouths for eyes ?
I think i saw it on this Forum but no idea where ?
Anyone got a link for it ?
Cheers :)
If it's the one I'm thinking of, I'm almost positive it is the one used as the screenshot for this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
-
Well it was a short animated Gif going round and round. But not sure which thread it was in :(
And that video won't work for me btw :-\
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
Whoa. Spastic drums halfway in.
With all that jabber about what's funny and what's not (who the hell cares), I'm reposting this excellent video.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4
Whoa. Spastic drums halfway in.
With all that jabber about what's funny and what's not (who the hell cares), I'm reposting this excellent video.
:score:
-
The Captcha comics are unbelievably un-funny.
Is there anything in life you do enjoy? I don't think I have ever seen a positive comment from you. Hell, even your avatar text and sig are putting stuff that other people enjoy down.
-
The Captcha comics are unbelievably un-funny.
Is there anything in life you do enjoy? I don't think I have ever seen a positive comment from you. Hell, even your avatar text and sig are putting stuff that other people enjoy down.
:marriageanalogy:
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5192462_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5191569_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5189321_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5188202_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5187856_460s.jpg)
-
(https://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/office-worker.png)
-
Last two posts were swell.
-
*snip*
Ha. thats totally not me. I hate being inside during the day If im not at work :)
I like being online at night when there's nothing to do outside.
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5195554_700b.jpg)
-
Time for offensive!
(https://i.imgur.com/mNe10.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MbA61.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6SEAD.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/fbWU7.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/A8f61.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/BeRdt.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/FSNJm.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/AxqK2.jpg)
and my response to the working all day then saturday pic
(https://i.imgur.com/o0GQK.gif)
-
(https://bucket.rollingstone.com.ar/anexos/fotos/14/1581214.JPG)
(https://i.imgur.com/YTYB9.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185064_217380541724359_169525873_n.jpg)
;)
-
I'd rather have the $5 than have any particular sports team win.
-
(https://bucket.rollingstone.com.ar/anexos/fotos/14/1581214.JPG)
(https://i.imgur.com/YTYB9.jpg)
:lol, we need a drum solo now
-
(https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2218/2439638657_8b0608a8a3.jpg)
-
https://now.msn.com/pictures-that-make-us-laugh
some cute some old
-
Good link, brah :lol
-
The one with the bear and the germans was splendid. :rollin
-
Bad ass cat! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mVb-G1v1I&feature=plcp)
-
https://now.msn.com/pictures-that-make-us-laugh
some cute some old
Sweet link :tup :lol
-
Most Americans Confused By Cloud Computing According to National Survey (https://www.citrix.com/lang/English/lp/lp_2328330.asp)
(https://www.citrix.com/site/resources/dynamic/additional/demos/bin/mm/inpg/StormyWeather.png)
-
I love this one from the link two posts above
(https://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/3B/9EBE162BA62C237954CAD35519D929.gif)
-
Yeah, that was probably my favorite. I love how thanks to the internet we get shit like this whenever we want it as opposed to never due to the likely minefield of lawsuits someone would face if they tried to show that on TV.
-
Yeah, that was probably my favorite. I love how thanks to the internet we get shit like this whenever we want it as opposed to never due to the likely minefield of lawsuits someone would face if they tried to show that on TV.
That actually came from TV (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XcT49ms4yg&feature=youtube_gdata) :lol
-
So that's where the TBS came from
-
Yeah, that was probably my favorite. I love how thanks to the internet we get shit like this whenever we want it as opposed to never due to the likely minefield of lawsuits someone would face if they tried to show that on TV.
That actually came from TV (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XcT49ms4yg&feature=youtube_gdata) :lol
Well goddamn :lol
-
Yeah, that was probably my favorite. I love how thanks to the internet we get shit like this whenever we want it as opposed to never due to the likely minefield of lawsuits someone would face if they tried to show that on TV.
That actually came from TV (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XcT49ms4yg&feature=youtube_gdata) :lol
:clap:
-
Bad ass cat! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mVb-G1v1I&feature=plcp)
Chuck Norris cat! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0C_SA9c2Ml0)
-
The beauty of live TV commercials (NSFW language) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZEije5kWiA&feature=share)
-
That dog on the hood doesn't give a fuck.
-
Steve Kardynal aka Eminem! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhaCnoY4Z_g&feature=plcp)
Don't know why i think this is so damn funny!
:rollin
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04vvy7vWj1r986pmo1_500.jpg)
-
:rollin :lol D'awwww!
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394508_10151053292298601_1407581601_n.jpg)
Let me google that shit for you.
-
:rollin
-
100% Virgin pulp!
I don't even know what that means, but it sounds kinda gross.
-
Maybe it means we're finally allowed to sacrifice bog roll to the elder gods.
-
Wow, never heard it called bog roll before. Excellent. :lol :tup
-
I grew up with my father, I have a whole plethora of mildly inelegant coloquialisms.
Edit: I'm going to need to get a pic with my top hat on, aren't I? Damned vocabulary always escaping at the most innapropriate times.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ge0gMASW1rvirmqo1_400.gif)
-
Petrucci's getting fruity.
(https://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/314935_459867970700438_1137969188_n.jpg)
-
Click Here (https://bigassmessage.com/d7879)
-
Seizure the day.
-
Click Here (https://bigassmessage.com/d7879)
I used to find those sorts of pictures funny, until I imagined someone with epilepsy actually having a seizure because of one of those. Now they make me a little sad.
-
Thank god your avatar is a .jpg and not a .gif file.
-
Relevant: https://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
-
Relevant: https://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
What the hell!
I nearly fell of my chair, you bastard, and because you're a cute little kitten, I can't even be mad at you. >:(
-
Relevant: https://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
This is completely annoying. :|
-
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/i-see-what-you-did-there-25.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26h%3D375)
-
Thank god your avatar is a .jpg and not a .gif file.
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/btgVX.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
(https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/i-see-what-you-did-there-25.jpg%3Fw%3D500%26h%3D375)
:lol
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5194057_460s.jpg)
-
Not funny but so cute.
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybz6yvNuH1r8f1mqo1_250.gif)
:heart :heart :heart
-
It cuts off right before the lion rips his head off.
-
Surprise ending, worthy of M. Night Shyamalan.
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5194057_460s.jpg)
Oh, come on. You gotta have a Hanna Montana-guitar you can shred on!
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199692_10150443166180223_2229120_n.jpg)
It even has a lipstick single coil!
-
Not funny but so cute.
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybz6yvNuH1r8f1mqo1_250.gif)
:heart :heart :heart
He is :hearts:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/199692_10150443166180223_2229120_n.jpg)
Reinforcing the fact that you're one of my top 10 most entertaining pic posters :rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/hYAHB.gif)
-
Lynxo is that for real?
-
:lol @Sigz' lion post.
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/27/Rn1O33UbiEqCr7_sjrWMBA2.jpg)
-
^That is just the best :lol
We're sorry, but the Princess is in another Krispy Kreme.
-
;D
-
(https://i.imgur.com/fIRqk.jpg)
-
LotR fans:
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9n30h64UT1qkvrpzo1_500.jpg)
-
:lol
-
So beautiful............ :yeahright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFFcuy_5k2Q
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/cameron.jpg)
-
:lol :clap:
-
Lynxo is that for real?
That is me and that is one of my guitars, if that's what you're asking. xD
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185064_217380541724359_169525873_n.jpg)
This is actually amazing, but I doubt many people get it if they can't speak Dutch.
Relevant: https://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
For God's sake Ruben, why? :lol
-
:lol Great ones all over this page
-
Lynxo is that for real?
That is me and that is one of my guitars, if that's what you're asking. xD
It was. But I guess I looked at the picture too quickly (it was hurting my eyes) and I thought you were on stage with it. I guess owning a guitar like that is okay, I mean, everyone has their fetishes, right? But a shot of you playing it on stage would elevate you to Hall of Fame status.
-
Lynxo is that for real?
That is me and that is one of my guitars, if that's what you're asking. xD
It was. But I guess I looked at the picture too quickly (it was hurting my eyes) and I thought you were on stage with it. I guess owning a guitar like that is okay, I mean, everyone has their fetishes, right? But a shot of you playing it on stage would elevate you to Hall of Fame status.
That would indeed be awesome. Unfortunally, it's a REALLY, REALLY shitty guitar. I guess i can't complain for that price, but holy shit! The strings buzz a lot (unless you raise the bridge and make it almost unplayable), I can't get the intonation passable no matter how hard I try, it has a really weird feeling, it's kinda small and the microphone's stinks.
So yeah, the only reason to bring it up on stage is to trash it there. :lol
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185064_217380541724359_169525873_n.jpg)
I get it though :lol
-
Lynxo is that for real?
That is me and that is one of my guitars, if that's what you're asking. xD
It was. But I guess I looked at the picture too quickly (it was hurting my eyes) and I thought you were on stage with it. I guess owning a guitar like that is okay, I mean, everyone has their fetishes, right? But a shot of you playing it on stage would elevate you to Hall of Fame status.
That would indeed be awesome. Unfortunally, it's a REALLY, REALLY shitty guitar. I guess i can't complain for that price, but holy shit! The strings buzz a lot (unless you raise the bridge and make it almost unplayable), I can't get the intonation passable no matter how hard I try, it has a really weird feeling, it's kinda small and the microphone's stinks.
So yeah, the only reason to bring it up on stage is to trash it there. :lol
If you ever do that, video is a must. :tup
-
(https://i.imgur.com/6qLjt.gif)
-
I love this thread so much. Thus, I gift you these.
(https://i.imgur.com/Zso2L.jpg)
(https://i.qkme.me/3qphzr.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/6qLjt.gif)
That dude was part of a TV show here about a decade ago. It was pretty awesome, but only lasted 2 seasons (This gif isn't from that series though).
-
Lynxo is that for real?
That is me and that is one of my guitars, if that's what you're asking. xD
It was. But I guess I looked at the picture too quickly (it was hurting my eyes) and I thought you were on stage with it. I guess owning a guitar like that is okay, I mean, everyone has their fetishes, right? But a shot of you playing it on stage would elevate you to Hall of Fame status.
That would indeed be awesome. Unfortunally, it's a REALLY, REALLY shitty guitar. I guess i can't complain for that price, but holy shit! The strings buzz a lot (unless you raise the bridge and make it almost unplayable), I can't get the intonation passable no matter how hard I try, it has a really weird feeling, it's kinda small and the microphone's stinks.
So yeah, the only reason to bring it up on stage is to trash it there. :lol
Do it as a joke. Bring it out and do some crappy Hannah Montana song. Do it so badly that no one will care how bad the guitar sounds; that can even be part of the joke. I think it would be hilarious.
"We'd like to do a very special song right now, one that's near and dear to all of our hearts, and I'm gonna bring out my very special guitar to play this very special song..."
-
A joke I've reposted from a friend of mine:
https://thegreenthbeatle.wordpress.com/2012/09/01/great-story-from-a-friend-of-mine/
Security is tight at the gated compound where I rent my apartment. By tight, I mean that there is indeed a gate, and a guard who is responsible for ensuring that nobody gets in except those who swipe their keys, or that the guard lets pass.
This is a problem for me, as I still don’t have my community ID to get through the gate. This means I live a dangerous life on the edge, where every time I want to get into the complex, I have to stroll up to the little pillbox where the security guard stays and stick my head in the window.
“Could you open the gate? I need to get in.”
He squints from beneath the shadow of his wide-brimmed cap. The cap looks exactly like a police cap, but without the badge of the police at the top. There is much to be compensated for. His eyes meet mine. We both know what will happen next. There will be a test, and if I pass, then I can enter.
He leans in. The Beijing air is thick with tension and Sulfur Dioxide. “What building are you in?”
Instantly, my mind begins to fire off answers. Circle! Fish! But I choke back these incriminating thoughts. Those kinds of thoughts are only going give me away. “Nine,” I say.
He glares at me for several seconds, and then presses a button and the yellow gate rises. You win this time, his eyes say as I pass through the entryway.
Another victory for me, and another night I sleep soundly knowing Beijing’s top men are ensuring no strange people without credentials enter the compound.
-
I don't get it. :(
-
That said, the doors are such thick metal, you would need a tank to get in in less than an hour and a half.
...and the tank would need to go through the wall.
-
I don't get it. :(
Me neither. I'm guessing it's a reference to something.
-
Read the last line.
-
Still don't get it. Since we're now well past the point where the punchline could've had any impact on my funny bone, let's just ruin the joke and explain to me what I'm apparently still not getting.
-
He's a person with no credentials whom the guard let enter the compound.
-
Oh. I got that the first time but it just didn't seem funny to me since I'm so used to going to apartment complexes and condos where there's a similar runaround only to usually end up with being granted entrance anyway. Thanks just the same.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185064_217380541724359_169525873_n.jpg)
I get it though :lol
Does it say " If You Don't Speak Dutch - that's your problem and not ours ? "
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/cameron.jpg)
...and WTF is the deal with that painting ?
Anyone ?
-
...and WTF is the deal with that painting ?
Anyone ?
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=33740.0 (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=33740.0)
-
(https://i.helgon.se/g/%7BB6F/%7BB6FD1971-EABC-4FF5-88E0-8E508966BA05%7D.jpg)
I have to get me one of those.
-
I think Zia Records carries those.
-
They also have an Yngwie signature model that can handle a multitude of cheesy shredding duties.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/149498_476356507555_4730904_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/155490_478882587555_5486528_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377133_10150477387462556_1747594576_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/297924_10150340584962556_1736192431_n.jpg)
-
lol
Especially the last one.
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/29/F6E5yHCuHU6dQiguod9Kdg2.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/185064_217380541724359_169525873_n.jpg)
I get it though :lol
Does it say " If You Don't Speak Dutch - that's your problem and not ours ? "
Yes, but with the 'English' words written down in the terrible Dutch way of pronouncing them.
-
Well, for the benefit of all 'non-Dutchspeaking' members on this forum, I'll give a translation. The joke here is in the horrible bastardisation of the English language.
The sign says (in 'proper' English) :
'If you do not speak Dutch it's your problem, and not ours'. Thank You! This off course, is probably totally unintentionally funny, because that's really how a lot of Dutch people pronounce the great English/American language. Even cabinet ministers. Yes, that's really true. Even tv commentators.
-
The Steel Panther Facebook page is awesome for finding funny stuff.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/563005_465230373510334_47780745_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/554705_3558481609821_1591092772_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/576223_480022398693601_2116286312_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181346_3824604051863_718275538_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/292963_10150704570356768_843329988_n.jpg)
-
(https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01575/AWKWARD--620b_1575316a.jpg)
More...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/4512822/Awkward-Band-and-Musician-Photos-Collection-of-bands-terrible-snaps-show-off-best-of-the-worst.html
https://www.facebook.com/AwkwardBandAndMusicianPhotos
-
Middle dude reminds me of Mastodon's Bill Kelliher:
(https://images.gibson.com/Lifestyle/English/aaFeaturesImages2009/Bill-Kelliher-1.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/582725_3646376001295_1881523247_n.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/538817_10151045239876840_52046734_n.jpg)
-
Middle dude reminds me of Mastodon's Bill Kelliher:
(https://i2.listal.com/image/2439561/500full.jpg)
I was more reminded of Seth Rogen.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ntaoEck51qdlh1io1_400.gif)
-
Am i a bad person for finding that hilarious :lol :rollin even though.........ouchhh! :| :blush
-
Probably all the sunglasses were broken and lost.
-
Probably all the sunglasses were broken and lost.
Maybe a few teeth too!
Zoinks!!!
-
Luckily all the life jackets were spared any hardship.
-
Luckily all the life jackets were spared any hardship.
Noticed that too, idiots.
-
I just love the motion of the driver.
-
Looks like the girl in the silver bikini does a good faceslam against the port bulkhead.
Helmsman is an idiot, driving in wake like that with one hand on the throttle. Everything's actually fine until he gets tossed from the helm, at which point everything goes to shit of course, but it shouldn't have happened in the first place. And they're all idiots for not hanging on, but you put a lot of trust in the pilot, and it turns out it was misplaced.
Oh well. Lack of common sense + camera = entertainment.
-
I just love the motion of the driver.
It's almost like he pass out before he falls and becomes a doll! :lol
-
Down the cellar stairs, I DISAPPEAR!
-
Pretty good Hank Hill impression (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&NR=1&v=EuZN0ldtznQ)
-
Thrift Shop (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes)
(https://i.imgur.com/JLaUB.jpg)
-
(https://lolsnaps.com/upload_pic/OhYouStopIt-44169.jpg)
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZtSlVNNkeRE/T2nBnB6RBFI/AAAAAAAAC-g/MnOAr1iZrpo/s400/oh-you-wear-a-north-face-jacket%25253F-you-must-go-on-so-many-adventures.jpg.html.jpeg)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4v3g3XYVw1qialvdo1_500.png)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5248254_700b.jpg)
(https://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Oh_You_Guys.jpg)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVXKKaWJTls&list=UUJ2Ku1a-sbhVsZAf3IIGa9w&index=0&feature=plcp
LOL
-
:rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/rcWRf.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/zOYmI.jpg)
-
Middle dude reminds me of Mastodon's Bill Kelliher:
(https://images.gibson.com/Lifestyle/English/aaFeaturesImages2009/Bill-Kelliher-1.jpg)
Bill is cool as fuck and that is one sexy guitar. :coolio
-
I've always felt kinda bad for Bill. It's like this is the popularity hierarchy of the 'don:
1st place: Tie between Brent and Brann since Brent's the class clown/main songwriter/shred dude and Brann's the second coming of Neil Peart.
3rd place: Troy cuz he still gets about half of the front man face time on stage and stands center stage plus a good-sized chunk of their fanbase prefers his vocals to Brent's.
4th: Bill of course, although many folks don't realize he writes many of the chaotically dissonant, weird time signatured riffs that have always been at the fore of their style since day one.
Here's to you, Bill!
-
Hmm, interesting ranking.
I would probably put Troy 1st, Brann 2nd, Brent 3rd, and of course Bill 4th. Troy's cool
-
I could never pick a favourite member of Mastodon since every one is such a character and they're all indispensable in the band IMO.
I couldn't imagine the band with anyone other than Troy, Bill, Brent or Brann.
But i'd probably be most upset if Bill left.
:sadpanda: He seems the nicest in the band for some reason.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVXKKaWJTls&list=UUJ2Ku1a-sbhVsZAf3IIGa9w&index=0&feature=plcp
LOL
:rollin
-
Just to clarify, my Mastodon rankings reflected what I feel is the majority of their fans' opinion of them, not mine. I'd rank 'em:
1. Brent/Brann
3. Bill
4. Troy
-
Just to clarify, my Mastodon rankings reflected what I feel is the majority of their fans' opinion of them, not mine. I'd rank 'em:
1. Brent/Brann
3. Bill
4. Troy
I can agree with this.
-
o/
-
*\o
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVXKKaWJTls&list=UUJ2Ku1a-sbhVsZAf3IIGa9w&index=0&feature=plcp
LOL
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/nqzjz.jpg)
-
:lol
Here is bosky's mailbox.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/boskysmailbox.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/f5nMD.png)
-
:lol
-
Nice one, snapple. :lol :lol
-
https://www.flamingcursor.com/ (https://www.flamingcursor.com/)
Let's just say that this site delivers what it promises.
-
:tup
-
*Moves cursor for precisely 5 seconds*
*never visits site again*
:rollin
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/mybrain.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/clinteastwood.jpg)
-
I don't think that last is true anymore (sadly).
-
https://www.flamingcursor.com/ (https://www.flamingcursor.com/)
Let's just say that this site delivers what it promises.
I prefer the pointer pointer.
https://www.pointerpointer.com/
-
I prefer the pointer pointer.
https://www.pointerpointer.com/ (https://www.pointerpointer.com/)
Awesome. :lol
-
:lol
-
This is the real coverart for a new compilation, appearantly:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/270759_415943735127101_156851784_n.jpg)
-
I prefer the pointer pointer.
https://www.pointerpointer.com/
This website is completely pointless.
-
I prefer the pointer pointer.
https://www.pointerpointer.com/
This website is completely pointless.
You've got a point there.
-
Not easy being green....
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s480x480/216952_461305647235707_1334740998_n.jpg)
-
(https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2426/444er6.png)
-
I fricking love that!!!!!
-
All of Nickelback's greatest hits played at once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=SfmFt2aRjM0&NR=1
-
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f3JFNNHmyyg/SyHHJKXpd5I/AAAAAAAADrg/5ldnZvCWuB0/s400/IMG_3485.JPG)
Awesome T-Shirt is awesome.
-
Is it just supposed to be a bunch of different patterns depending on how your eyes perceive it while relaxing them?
-
No it's the cover of an Animal Collective album :)
(https://idsgn.org/images/animal_collective_cover.jpg)
-
:1969:
-
Those optical illusions amaze me. First time I ran across that particular one, I could not believe that it wasn't an animated gif, so I printed it out.
The image was moving on the paper!
-
It's amazing how colors can fuck with the eyes like that.
-
*snip*
D'awwww :metal
All of Nickelback's greatest hits played at once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=SfmFt2aRjM0&NR=1
Boooring.
duh, it's Nickelback
-
So almost every morning when I get on my Facebook, Shagrath has posted a random picture of himself (professional ones and sometimes instagram) on his official page. But today...
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xtwsTyHX1rw5xqgo1_1280.jpg)
:lol
-
(https://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicpickupline1.png)
-
Getting a bit autobiographical, are we?
-
Hey, just because you rejected me doesn't mean the next girl will.
-
Well, if she's not strong/agile enough to break loose before the chloroform takes effect, I guess one could view that as not being a "rejection" per se...
-
I've been leveling up my Strength recently, so they'd better watch out.
-
Getting a bit autobiographical, are we?
(https://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a398/username690/Lidge_Owned.jpg)
This one's getting some mileage lately...
-
(https://i.imgur.com/AQnJh.png)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/AQnJh.png)
A combination I wouldn't have thought of in a million years. So fucking random :rollin
It's amazing how colors can fuck with the eyes like that.
I guess it's persistence of vision coupled with the spacing and gradual (and even intervals of) rotation on the "ovals."
-
Fuckin' eyes
How do they work?
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/578618_427664993935840_347815085_n.jpg)
-
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f3JFNNHmyyg/SyHHJKXpd5I/AAAAAAAADrg/5ldnZvCWuB0/s400/IMG_3485.JPG)
Awesome T-Shirt is awesome.
One of the greatest albums ever.
-
so i was bored and found out that the guy from this famous gif:
(https://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu237/cgreggg/jags.gif)
went to columbine high school at the same time as the shooters did. Which isn't really funny until you see his facial expression in his class photo. He is in the center of the picture:
https://www.davecullen.com/img/yearbook-class-99.jpg
-
how the hell do you find stuff like that?
-
^No shit :lol
-
Courtesy of George Takei:
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/534394_519209324775192_2099400916_n.jpg)
Speaking of Takei, is it really him managing his Facebook? Because you gotta wonder what he does with his life these days if what he's known for now is funny Facebook posts. :lol
-
I believe he is running the page.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/fxbtKh.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/YOjBbh.jpg?1)
-
That's some shitty handwriting.
-
True, but at least this one was new (to me), and I actually laugh out louded.
-
Yeah, that was pretty great.
-
Looking at the comments, it's a senior too. Ha. :lol
-
Nice one, Drew. :lol
My favourite's probably the one with the toilet and the pencil sharpener.
-
@Zydar or anyone who's good at gif making:
0:38-0:41 of this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUvtlmlBbDg#t=38s) is dying to have a gif made of it. It'd be nice to have it zoomed in on the dude but given the low resolution, it's more than understandable if you prefer to leave it original size to avoid blurring/pixelation.
Thanks in advance :)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7luCdBWceKo&feature=player_embedded
:omg:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTXSiwwKMQo&feature=related
:hefdaddy
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Fh2LU.jpg)
-
:lol He does have a point.
-
:lol. Thanks for providing me an awesome argument for musical discussion
-
One could even argue that the Black Plague was even worse for being catchy - just as bad songs are.
-
(https://www.ozsticker.com/ozebayimages/975_kenobi12_product.jpg)
-
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2MU2nTFQsGY/Trah8FK9U_I/AAAAAAAAAuA/gJr-Fez38Iw/s1600/cthulhu4prez-preview1.png)
-
All of Nickelback's greatest hits played at once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=SfmFt2aRjM0&NR=1
I thought my stereo system was broken :lol
-
(https://www.ozsticker.com/ozebayimages/975_kenobi12_product.jpg)
Saw this on a car the other day. I laughed.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/motivation/transformer.jpg)
-
so i was bored and found out that the guy from this famous gif:
(https://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu237/cgreggg/jags.gif)
went to columbine high school at the same time as the shooters did. Which isn't really funny until you see his facial expression in his class photo. He is in the center of the picture:
https://www.davecullen.com/img/yearbook-class-99.jpg
I decided to zoom in and creep on everyone... I found this disturbing.
(https://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2024/assholesg.jpg)
-
Yea i saw that too.
-
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2MU2nTFQsGY/Trah8FK9U_I/AAAAAAAAAuA/gJr-Fez38Iw/s1600/cthulhu4prez-preview1.png)
:metal
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/motivation/transformer.jpg)
:lol I approve :mtmte:
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/motivation/transformer.jpg)
Considering some of the characters in the new Transformers movies.....sadly that picture is not of the worst one.
-
That gamble Hasbro made with the Earhardtobots line really didn't pan out very well.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/jKtnv.jpg)
-
went to columbine high school at the same time as the shooters did. Which isn't really funny until you see his facial expression in his class photo. He is in the center of the picture:
https://www.davecullen.com/img/yearbook-class-99.jpg
Out of morbid curiosity--are the shooters in that picture or was this after
-
so i was bored and found out that the guy from this famous gif:
(https://i651.photobucket.com/albums/uu237/cgreggg/jags.gif[/img
went to columbine high school at the same time as the shooters did. Which isn't really funny until you see his facial expression in his class photo. He is in the center of the picture:
https://www.davecullen.com/img/yearbook-class-99.jpg
[/quote]
I decided to zoom in and creep on everyone... I found this disturbing.
[img]https://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2024/assholesg.jpg)
went to columbine high school at the same time as the shooters did. Which isn't really funny until you see his facial expression in his class photo. He is in the center of the picture:
https://www.davecullen.com/img/yearbook-class-99.jpg
Out of morbid curiosity--are the shooters in that picture or was this after
The shooters are the two guys in the zoom-in that Chino posted with the sunglasses. Long hair and black hat. Can't remember which is which, but it's those two. Pretty amazing actually.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/sweetasfuck.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/mykitchenneedsme.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/gaffigan.jpg)
-
I love Gaffigan. Saw him this past February. The man kills live.
-
The first one is great. :lol
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557393_372165202857763_921242724_n.jpg)
-
:clap:
-
(https://www.fbgif.com/wp-content/uploads/gifs1201/1233928590_citizen%20kane%20clapping_www_fbgif_com.gif)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/An0cf.png)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6qNpzG-jro&feature=player_embedded
:rollin :rollin
-
There are two twin girls. Every Sunday, one goes to church and the other takes a sit-down bath. What is the difference between them?
One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? (Avoid reading this punchline if religious humor offends you)
Acne waits until a boy's 12 to come on his face.
Why did Miss Piggy douche with vinegar and sugar?
So Kermit's fingers would smell like sweet and sour pork.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/OPNM9.jpg)
-
Yeah, that´s smart... ::) Enjoy your jailtime, I say...
-
She's a dumbass and clearly brought this on herself but jesus what a waste of taxpayer funds on what is clearly a harmless mouthy teen cunt.
-
This is exactly why I don´t do Twitter...come on man, people don´t need to know my every brainfart....wait. :\
-
She's a dumbass and clearly brought this on herself but jesus what a waste of taxpayer funds on what is clearly a harmless mouthy teen cunt.
How can you know for sure? Granted, I do think this is the case, but I also believe that stuff like that shouldn't be said openly. If you're not content with your country's electoral system or your president, there's other ways of expressing it than by saying he 'should be killed'.
An to keep the funny in my post:
(https://www.tiptoptens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Funny-iPhone-Messages-1.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/xvvae.jpg)
-
Cowell's facial expression = :clap:
:lol
-
Clever macro or is that real? Link please if real.
-
Have no idea how his performance was, but damn straight dude. Props.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2pVVJWduc
-
That's f'ing amazing. Wow! :clap:
Thanks for the link.
-
That invigorated my soul. :hefdaddy
-
That invigorated my soul. :hefdaddy
This!
-
:omg: That was amazing! :rollin :rollin
-
:rollin That guy is my new favorite person
-
:rollin :hefdaddy
-
(https://api.ning.com/files/UBbLClQ2QX4QThGluo1pKQGhxhcSjuIvnMhQogOdJNqoqvnImNlYUeMixRlyTFDz109pz3Hn-DbQ2FCCJGvw8U4gM2SKCVoA/owned9.jpg)
-
That's f'ing amazing. Wow! :clap:
Thanks for the link.
That invigorated my soul. :hefdaddy
This!
:omg: That was amazing! :rollin :rollin
:rollin That guy is my new favorite person
:rollin :hefdaddy
And then on top of it, Demi Lovato couldn't even muster the mental horsepower to piece together a coherent rebuttal before Britney Spears say she's uncomfortable with the guy staring at her. NEWSFLASH, you attention-whoring twit: Your entire career was built on creepy old guys staring at you.
-
And then on top of it, Demi Lovato couldn't even muster the mental horsepower to piece together a coherent rebuttal before Britney Spears say she's uncomfortable with the guy staring at her. NEWSFLASH, you attention-whoring twit: Your entire career was built on creepy old guys staring at you.
I'm having trouble finding videos of his whole performance but what I've read says that the song he wrote for his performance was pretty sexual in nature and was directed at some teenage girl in the audience, which is where her comment came from. I have a hard time forming much opinion over this because so much context is removed from every video I've seen that it's basically a clip show, but people get a hard on over auto tune hate so that won't stop most.
-
She's a dumbass and clearly brought this on herself but jesus what a waste of taxpayer funds on what is clearly a harmless mouthy teen cunt.
Completely disagree. Anybody with more brains than a turnip knows that the Secret Service and other government organizations have software that constantly scans the Internet, including all social networks, for key phrases involving the President, the United States, assassination, bombs, terror, etc. There was a case just a while back where some idiots in a U.K. band were very excited about their first U.S. tour and tweeted how they were going to "destroy the United States" meaning blow us away with their amazing generic music. They were detained by Homeland Security when they arrived and whined about it in the press.
My point is that I disagree that it's a waste of taxpayer money. People are completely stupid, and if this is the only way that they can be educated that you cannot publish such idiocy online, then it's a great lesson learned. It also tends to make the news, which spreads the word that our government does in fact keep pretty close tabs on the Internet. If they come down on some stupid high school bitch, you know they'll come down on a more obvious threat.
It's the 21st century equivalent of making bomb jokes in an airport. Only a complete moron would do it, and if it takes a trip to the back room and a strip search to get people to keep their yaps shut, then that's what it takes. Every one of these has to be taken seriously or at least investigated, so the fewer superfluous ones, the better, because that means more resources can be spent on actual threats.
-
She's a dumbass and clearly brought this on herself but jesus what a waste of taxpayer funds on what is clearly a harmless mouthy teen cunt.
Completely disagree. Anybody with more brains than a turnip knows that the Secret Service and other government organizations have software that constantly scans the Internet, including all social networks, for key phrases involving the President, the United States, assassination, bombs, terror, etc. There was a case just a while back where some idiots in a U.K. band were very excited about their first U.S. tour and tweeted how they were going to "destroy the United States" meaning blow us away with their amazing generic music. They were detained by Homeland Security when they arrived and whined about it in the press.
My point is that I disagree that it's a waste of taxpayer money. People are completely stupid, and if this is the only way that they can be educated that you cannot publish such idiocy online, then it's a great lesson learned. It also tends to make the news, which spreads the word that our government does in fact keep pretty close tabs on the Internet. If they come down on some stupid high school bitch, you know they'll come down on a more obvious threat.
It's the 21st century equivalent of making bomb jokes in an airport. Only a complete moron would do it, and if it takes a trip to the back room and a strip search to get people to keep their yaps shut, then that's what it takes. Every one of these has to be taken seriously or at least investigated, so the fewer superfluous ones, the better, because that means more resources can be spent on actual threats.
^That. Take your ridiculous teen faux-rage and do something constructive with it.
-
And you just know, from this day on she's the person who gets pulled out of the line by the TSA :lol
Typical braindead teenager though. Probably lives in arch-GOP territory and tries to up everyone.
-
Probably lives in arch-GOP territory
Just outside of Cinicinnatti, it appears.
-
That state's redder than Jim Thope's dick ain't it?
-
I recently visited Jim Thorpe, PA and I'd definitely call that a pretty red part of the state.
-
It's the 21st century equivalent of making bomb jokes in an airport. Only a complete moron would do it, and if it takes a trip to the back room and a strip search to get people to keep their yaps shut, then that's what it takes. Every one of these has to be taken seriously
My Mom once got detained at an airport for saying "If I don't find the restroom I'm going to explode" - 'explode', apparently, being a buzzword that got somebody's attention.
Did that one have to be taken seriously?
-
She's a dumbass and clearly brought this on herself but jesus what a waste of taxpayer funds on what is clearly a harmless mouthy teen cunt.
How can you know for sure? Granted, I do think this is the case, but I also believe that stuff like that shouldn't be said openly. If you're not content with your country's electoral system or your president, there's other ways of expressing it than by saying he 'should be killed'.
Not to mention all they'd be accomplishing is martyrdom, and I hardly think that's the intended outcome of people who say things like that.
-
It's the 21st century equivalent of making bomb jokes in an airport. Only a complete moron would do it, and if it takes a trip to the back room and a strip search to get people to keep their yaps shut, then that's what it takes. Every one of these has to be taken seriously
My Mom once got detained at an airport for saying "If I don't find the restroom I'm going to explode" - 'explode', apparently, being a buzzword that got somebody's attention.
Did that one have to be taken seriously?
No, that was just stupid. I actually think the deal with "any mention of a bomb must be taken seriously" is kinda dumb, but I do understand it.
If a bomb actually did make its way onto a plane, go off, and kill hundreds of people, and someone was able to say "Well that one guy said he had a bomb but they just thought he was joking" then the lawsuits and shitstorm would never end. So the rule is that you cannot even joke about it, because no one can say for sure whether you're kidding or not. There is documentation that we knew about the 9/11 attacks before they happened, but no one took them seriously because they were so sure that it could never happen. Oops. So now we take everything seriously, and err on the side of caution. Better safe than sorry.
But someone saying that they'll explode if they don't find a bathroom is clearly hyperbole; there is literally zero chance that she intends to rupture her bladder midflight in an attempt to destroy the aircraft and kill hundreds of infidel. This is not a veiled threat of any kind. Somebody with a uniform and more power than common sense was being overzealous in their interpretation of the rule.
-
Idk if I've ever mentioned this before, but I may almost have been a victim in a terrorist attack. On Christmas vacation of my sophomore year, I went with my family to France, and at the airport in Detroit there was a guy who got through security who I thought looked a little fishy. When we got to the gate, the person scanning boarding passes realized his was a fake, and had airport security escort him back to the checkpoint. My flight from Detroit to Paris went by uneventfully on December 24-25, 2010.
The next day, the news reported that on December 24-25, a failed terrorist attack was conducted on a flight in the opposite direction, from Paris to Detroit. The underwear bomber.
-
Somebody with a uniform and more power than common sense was being overzealous in their interpretation of the rule.
I agree, I just think it applies to more cases. Sometimes common sense is enough to decide that someone isn't serious based on the context of what they're saying. I'm not saying that's necessarily the case with the picture that was posted, but there are plenty of times, I think, when 'threats' are taken a lot more seriously than they need to be. And I do think the men in uniforms should have better things to do than taking every threat as equally serious and investigating all of them.
But, anyway, not P&R, so I'll shut up about it.
Idk if I've ever mentioned this before, but I may almost have been a victim in a terrorist attack. On Christmas vacation of my sophomore year, I went with my family to France, and at the airport in Detroit there was a guy who got through security who I thought looked a little fishy. When we got to the gate, the person scanning boarding passes realized his was a fake, and had airport security escort him back to the checkpoint. My flight from Detroit to Paris went by uneventfully on December 24-25, 2010.
The next day, the news reported that on December 24-25, a failed terrorist attack was conducted on a flight in the opposite direction, from Paris to Detroit. The underwear bomber.
:eek
-
Idk if I've ever mentioned this before, but I may almost have been a victim in a terrorist attack. On Christmas vacation of my sophomore year, I went with my family to France, and at the airport in Detroit there was a guy who got through security who I thought looked a little fishy. When we got to the gate, the person scanning boarding passes realized his was a fake, and had airport security escort him back to the checkpoint. My flight from Detroit to Paris went by uneventfully on December 24-25, 2010.
The next day, the news reported that on December 24-25, a failed terrorist attack was conducted on a flight in the opposite direction, from Paris to Detroit. The underwear bomber.
Wow that's scary!
-
(https://lolmode.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/somuchwin1.jpg)
-
Old joke, and the rage faces were unnecessary.
/critic.
I still laughed.
-
On the contrary, given that it was an old joke, I thought the rage faces made it funnier.
-
On the contrary, given that it was an old joke, I thought the rage faces made it funnier.
RED ALERT! COZ IS SOBER!!!!
(https://www.icecoldone.com/images/emergency_beer.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/V4m3W.jpg)
-
Oh dear. :rollin :rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/xvvae.jpg)
(https://s10.postimage.org/7teqdx8mx/gifohshit.gif) (https://postimage.org/)
upload picture (https://postimage.org/)
And the ATP synthase one was hilarious as well.
-
Thanks for that gif :rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/V4m3W.jpg)
Does not compute.
-
SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THAT OFFICE IS FROM!! I DON'T GET IT!! I SUCK!!
-
That couch is used as a casting couch by a somewhat well-known pornographer. The guy ain't well known since he shoots his vids POV style but anyone who's spent any decent length of time at porn sites has probably seen more than a few of his vids.
Also, I think he got in trouble with the law for continuing to fuck his talent despite knowingly having herpes.
-
>continuing to fuck his talent despite knowingly having herpes.
>porn industry
-
>Being stupid enough to be the one guy caught for it and hammered badly enough by the fallout to get press coverage
-
I wasn't sure if it was trolling or not, but it made me laugh.
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma40np3uUj1rsrwhgo1_500.png)
-
Nightwish is more metal than Master of Puppets?
Fair enough. I guess you learn something new every day.
-
There is no universe where Nightwish is metal but Maiden, DT, Sabbath, and Metallica are not.
-
There is no universe where Nightwish is metal but Maiden, DT, Sabbath, and Metallica are not. that is funny
fixed
-
There is no universe where Nightwish is metal but Maiden, DT, Sabbath, and Metallica are not.
fixed
fixed
-
Maiden isn't metal? Please tell me I read that wrong. To think I respected you at all...
-
Trolling. I can understand, while totally disagreeing, about Puppets being too "lol meathead metal" whereas stuff like Nightwish is all refined. On the flip side of that, I could once again understand, while once again totally disagreeing, about Puppets not being as brutal as Burzum. Finally, I could continue to understand, while continuing to totally disagree, about Puppets being commercial and Megadeth "keeping it real."
Problem is, you can argue that Megadeth is way commercial too given their success since RiP as well as the fact that (if the guy was serious) he put a Megadeth album that was released well after Mustaine was easily set for life against Puppets which was released by 4 dudes who were still almost totally underground at the time of its release.
You can also argue that Nightwish is super effeminate compared to all the top albums except for IM and DT where the spread isn't so wide.
You can also use the meathead argument against Suffocation.
If that poster ain't trollin, it's just some shortsighted "lol I can't buhleev what I was lisnin too wen I wuz 16! Boy am I on trak now!" nonsense by someone who will be saying the same thing about the six bands on the bottom 10 years from now when he's listening to post rock.
-
Of course it's trolling.
-
An NFL classic in honor of it now being football season (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQqIQyT-RuM#t=50s)
-
I wasn't sure if it was trolling or not, but it made me laugh.
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma40np3uUj1rsrwhgo1_500.png)
(https://community.us.playstation.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/4731i5439B8282A42795D/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1)
-
An NFL classic in honor of it now being football season (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQqIQyT-RuM#t=50s)
.
My all-time favorite... hope this works, I don't usually post on my tablet (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDJy-QBXmaU&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
-
That one is awesome. I've shown it to many people.
-
Maiden isn't metal? Please tell me I read that wrong. To think I respected you at all...
No, back when Maiden blew up, this music style was called 'Hardrock'. Which was the heaviest musical term they could come up with, until someone came up with 'metal'. Yeah! That must be heavy right? Metal! :metal
:\ :justjen Wait, when we put 'Heavy' in front of it, then it becomes even more Metal!! YEAH!!! Heavy Metal!!! :metal :xbones
:justjen Mmmm....now how can we make this even more Brutal? Hey! I know! How about.........DEATH Metal.... :omg: Wait...can we do this? I mean...come on, Death Metal?
Why not? If it's played LIVE, DEATH Metal is the HEAVIEST thing out there isn't it??? :tup :hefdaddy Yeah...! :metal :xbones :yarr
-
Also, on the whole airport security thing, I know it's good being vigilant and all, but I can recall someone being arrested when he was frisked by the security guy very thourough and made the mistake of joking: 'What do you think I got in there, a BOMB?!' Yeah, they hauled his ass right to the 'backoffice' ASAP.
-
:lol :clap:
-
Have no idea how his performance was, but damn straight dude. Props.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2pVVJWduc
Who the fuck is Demi Lovato?
Ok, I know her name, but I don't know really anything else. Apparently she's a singer.
And yeah, :clap:. This lad is awesome.
-
Mastodon are more pop than night wish ?
:lol Yeah ok . . .
And if Master of Puppets is pop rock then I love pop rock.
-
I think the point of that picture is how ridiculously stupid those things are. Because both parts have a lot of metal in them..
-
I have no idea whether this has been posted before, but it's hilarious.
Also, it's only 7 seconds, so it's easy to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU
-
Got a real Family Guy random vibe there :lol
-
I have no idea whether this has been posted before, but it's hilarious.
Also, it's only 7 seconds, so it's easy to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU
Nice. But I prefer this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foe1vOirEqc&feature=watch_response
-
I have no idea whether this has been posted before, but it's hilarious.
Also, it's only 7 seconds, so it's easy to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIaFtAKnqBU
And i raise with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cfOi5BdxW8&feature=player_embedded
-
The sheep videos :lol
-
Screaming sheep?
Broken goat. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMyaN2Edh4c)
Probably already posted somewhere down the line, but, meh.
-
And now to a mother with morbid humor:
(https://i.imgur.com/12vUO.jpg)
-
:lol
-
:whatthe:
-
(https://i.imgur.com/eziC9.jpg)
-
That one made me laugh more than it should have.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/WyGGD.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/8tkzk.jpg)
-
:lol
And I'm so sorry.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9jguxYYmA1rayeajo1_1280.jpg)
"Jesus knows the answer"
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
Damn, that girl in the middle is freaky.
-
It's good to see a photoshop joke not get ruined by GIANT IMPACT TEXT on it explaining the joke.
-
It's good to see a photoshop joke not get ruined by GIANT IMPACT TEXT on it explaining the joke.
(https://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-dog-driving-car-girl.jpg)
-
A sneak peak at Indiana Jones: Special Edition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdVahRzMgrw&feature=player_embedded
-
A sneak peak at Indiana Jones: Special Edition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdVahRzMgrw&feature=player_embedded
:clap: That is amazing. I truly had no idea what was coming.
-
That's great!!! :lol
-
:hanshotfirst:
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/dieahero.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/scholars.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/charliebrown-1.jpg)
-
A sneak peak at Indiana Jones: Special Edition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdVahRzMgrw&feature=player_embedded
Also... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CdicAx1P14)
-
Oh, yeah? Well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn8MZgZmeT4&feature=related
-
Awesome drummers!
https://www.wimp.com/drummersteals/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DVbt5W-DNc
-
Psh. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hx_YU9m7nI)
-
Psh. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hx_YU9m7nI)
Fuck yeah. :hat
-
Psh. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hx_YU9m7nI)
So, it's funny because she's a chick?
-
(https://i.imgur.com/bjhRa.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/N4XQx.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/KZFj4.jpg)
-
https://thechive.com/2012/09/10/your-products-name-hasnt-sold-me-yet-but-im-warming-up-to-it-30-photos/
-
Awesome drummers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DVbt5W-DNc
That drummer is pretty good, and never missed a beat :hefdaddy
-
(https://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000QXD706.jpg)
-
That is just sick :lol
-
A sneak peak at Indiana Jones: Special Edition:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdVahRzMgrw&feature=player_embedded
Also... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CdicAx1P14)
And:
(https://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/alderaan-shot-first.gif)
-
This commercial literally gets played every morning on Game Show Network. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4sDvXnrzB4)
-
(https://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000QXD706.jpg)
That was at my local record store for so long, and when I finally decided to just get it, someone had bought it. :sadpanda:
-
(https://i.imgur.com/fduXP.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/iIWOa.jpg)
(https://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_DK_20120830.jpg)
-
:lol :lol
The first one is probably my favourite.
-
THE HARDEST VIDEO GAME BOSS EVER!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZuidKexBQ
...the top comment. :lol
-
Not sure what's so funny about that.
-
y so srs?
-
y so srs?
Not trying to spoil anything, I'm just genuinely confused at what's supposed to be so funny.
-
THE HARDEST VIDEO GAME BOSS EVER!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZuidKexBQ
That's just ridiculous.
-
y so srs?
Not trying to spoil anything, I'm just genuinely confused at what's supposed to be so funny.
Did you look at the top comment?
-
I agree with both Scorp and Planckton. I didn't find it funny but numerous times I've been caught off guard by comments like those and laughed like a stoned pig getting tickled by a feather. I think Ħ's hype set the bar too high for me since I probably would've dug it had it just popped in front of my eyes.
THE HARDEST VIDEO GAME BOSS EVER!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZuidKexBQ
That's just ridiculous.
I thought so too when I first saw it but then downgraded it to "very impressive" when I found out many games in that genre have hitboxes that are smaller than the sprite you're controlling. Awesome nevertheless but just not quite at that impossible echelon it seems at first glance.
-
H, I'm not trying to be a jerk. I was just expecting something really glorious, not just a recited meme phrase. Maybe I've just been over-exposed to them, I'll give you that, but whatever. :dunno:
-
Oh okay, I didn't realize it was a meme. Thought it was just a clever original comment.
-
Yeah, this picture has become really popular as a meme in certain circles.
(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JUXixHGoKtc/UE7rBN-TwNI/AAAAAAAABmA/OAklqMTOdRU/s640/20921.jpg)
-
And to think, his wife has to see that face 3-5 times a week.
-
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1070_1346181559.gif)
-
:zydar:
-
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1070_1346181559.gif)
:zydar:
-
The goggles they do nothing (but move up and down).
-
yack_floyd
-
Immortal-The Sun No Longer Rises (Radio Disney Version) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiU6Bb9X5fc&list=UUzk0m5Ibzv-JDJHRrNNbGyw&index=8&feature=plcp)
-
:rollin :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rollin
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/ponies.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/reachforthestars.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/ptmcR.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/KgGBY.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/HWdvI.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/DM16L.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/1elc5.jpg)
-
Great batch :lol
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/227817_379378495469532_1736784657_n.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
I dun get.
-
She's pregnant.
-
Lots of people are pregnant...?
-
Do I really have to spell it out for you?
-
So...instead of drawing a bulging belly, the artist drew a tiny person? Is that the punchline?
-
Immortal-The Sun No Longer Rises (Radio Disney Version) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiU6Bb9X5fc&list=UUzk0m5Ibzv-JDJHRrNNbGyw&index=8&feature=plcp)
:rollin
-
So...instead of drawing a bulging belly, the artist drew a tiny person? Is that the punchline?
Yes.
-
k
-
So...instead of drawing a bulging belly, the artist drew a tiny person? Is that the punchline?
Yes.
Lol, I'm with you H. If that's the punchline, then I wouldn't call it funny.
-
FFS. It's funny because the artist was trying to convey that there is no good way to show weight/pregnancy with stick figures. Have you ever seen a pregnant stick figure before? No? Because it would look like that, that's why. FFS.
-
FFS. It's funny because the artist was trying to convey that there is no good way to show weight/pregnancy with stick figures. Have you ever seen a pregnant stick figure before? No? Because it would look like that, that's why. FFS.
Hmm, I'm sorry but I still don't find that particularly funny :-\
-
Me either.
-
Relevant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl9cu0lJ8uI)
-
FFS. It's funny because the artist was trying to convey that there is no good way to show weight/pregnancy with stick figures. Have you ever seen a pregnant stick figure before? No? Because it would look like that, that's why. FFS.
... It's just not funny.
-
I found it funny.
-
:getoffmylawn:
-
It's posted in the Funny Stuff thread. Your argument is invalid.
Just kidding, I didn't find it funny either. I got it, I just didn't really see what was so hilarious about it.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/227817_379378495469532_1736784657_n.jpg)
Fake.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Grxl8.jpg)
-
I feel so happy for him.
-
(https://www.twcenter.net/forums/images/smilies/emoticons/indifferent0023.gif)
:biggrin:
BOO
-
I found it funny.
Honestly?
So did I.
-
I loved it. Then again, I also love "rejected", so...
-
(https://i.imgur.com/LUUDA.png)
-
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Grxl8.jpg)
wgy thgis made me laugh soi mch ill never knkw.
-
I can think of at least one reason.
-
:rollin
-
I can think of at least one reason.
:rollin
:(
-
Relevant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl9cu0lJ8uI)
That's pretty awesome!
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/primedirective.jpg)
-
So true. :lol
-
Relevant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl9cu0lJ8uI)
That's pretty awesome!
Thanks dude. I've basically loved Byzantine from the first instant I heard 'em 6 years ago. It's kinda like the opposite of how Pantera's style "evolved" since Pantera started off making excellent thrashy groove metal with a good ear for excellent riffs and occasional melodic moments and then faded into making mostly meathead anthems.
On the flip side, Byzantine has an early Pantera vibe (CFH, VDoP, not the glam era) but continues to build upon it with complexity and quirkiness in a way that almost makes me feel like they're a living example of what Pantera would've been like if Dimebag listened to DT.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/primedirective.jpg)
(https://www.blobvandam.com/link/troll_kirk.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/301361_499546296722467_361670587_n.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/primedirective.jpg)
(https://www.blobvandam.com/link/troll_kirk.jpg)
:rollin
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/301361_499546296722467_361670587_n.jpg)
I just take the cap off.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Grxl8.jpg)
wgy thgis made me laugh soi mch ill never knkw.
This is no longer funny and you should be ashamed of posting it.
-
I regret nothing!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/LUUDA.png)
OH CRAP, THE MISSINGNO NAMES ARE HERE
*queues up with a rasher of bacon in the sixth slot in the items list.*
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Grxl8.jpg)
This is so random that it is funny :rollin :rollin.
-
I thought it was a social commentary on how America's education system doesn't focus on teaching things that legitimately benefit its students in the long run thus creating idiots.
-
My wife went to a high school that does a real graduation ceremony, but the diplomas they hand out are dummies. The real one is sent in the mail and arrives a week or so later. So they cross the platform, shake hands with the school superintendant, and get handed a diploma case. Inside is a piece of paper that says "Congratulations, you are an idiot!" Someone's idea of a joke, I guess.
My high school had five times the student body, and they lined us up and synchronized the diplomas. I remember during the rehearsal thinking what a pain it must be coordinating all that, but obviously this is very important and has to be done right. I walked out with a diploma with my name on it, in its case, as did everyone else.
When my wife told me about how it worked at her school, I thought it was about the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Maybe that's the norm at her school, maybe telling someone an idiot on what is possibly the biggest night of their life (so far) is funny, but I just thought it was moronic.
-
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/its-a-new-genre-called-near-death-metal.jpg)
-
Are there any other videos of him? The channel in that upload looks like it's for someone else and I can't Russian.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mad097wcU21rpkqzxo1_500.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/xI2bz.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/bbW82.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/cJI9B.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/bbW82.jpg)
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/bbW82.jpg)
She needs to realize:
Having been gangbanged≠being a gangbanger.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/EWTRr.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/318335_10151082481253740_1509070706_n.jpg)
-
I saw that one a while back, fucking love it!!! :rollin
-
(https://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM_strip_DK_20120830.jpg)
Gayliens?
-
(https://i.imgur.com/bbW82.jpg)
She needs to realize:
Having been gangbanged≠being a gangbanger.
:slowclap:
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/iphone.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bestfriendsforever.jpg)
-
Ohh God.... :lol :'(
-
Whoa, I just got it. I didn't realize that the last two pictures went together, and couldn't figure out what was funny about either of them.
-
:rollin
-
Lonestar needs a posted sized version of that for his restaurant.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/PNWqV.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/8NKnC.jpg?1)
(https://i.imgur.com/MWQgV.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/RP7IT.gif)
-
On that last one, I'm not sure why they added the shield in... Here it is from a different angle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNvxFN4ji5A
-
Because bloopers are fun and it's funnier with the shield added.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/UaQRv.jpg)
-
Using google you can also find out that the picture was photoshopped by someone else, and in more ways than just the hat.
-
I thought it was a social commentary on how America's education system doesn't focus on teaching things that legitimately benefit its students in the long run thus creating idiots.
Now it isn't that funny. But pretty good and sarcastic anyway.
(https://i.imgur.com/xI2bz.jpg)
:rollin
(https://i.imgur.com/cJI9B.jpg)
D'awww that's one a calm cat.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/iphone.jpg)
:lol
And nope.
-
I found this funny:
(https://cl.jroo.me/z3/_/K/E/d/a.aaa-funny-dog-pray-unique.jpg)
-
This is pretty funny:
Cinnamon Challenge - The Slow Mo Guys (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9dHiTwp4Z4&feature=player_embedded#!)
-
(https://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/523576_10151150114000845_1882497483_n.jpg)
-
:zydar:
-
(https://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1192101/SCARY-MARINE.gif)
-
:lol
and :lol :lol at the cop behind him
-
That's great!
-
I do not not get it...
-
I do not not get it...
Well, see, the guy in the football uniform is running. And then the guy in the Marine Corp uniform steps in front of him and starts screaming. Got it?
-
And We Danced. If you don't watch the video, you'd think it was a serious song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhf5cuXiLTA
-
(https://i.imgur.com/xI2bz.jpg)
Is it because rap has very limited melody ?
-
yeah...
-
True.
-
Another one by Andy Rehfeldt: a reggae version of Symphony of Destruction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7QaKxfa2kI&feature=relmfu
I promise that you will be happier after hearing this.
-
Immortal-The Sun No Longer Rises (Radio Disney Version) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiU6Bb9X5fc&list=UUzk0m5Ibzv-JDJHRrNNbGyw&index=8&feature=plcp)
-
:lol
I love that version of SOD!
-
The top comment is the best:
Just like Marcus Garvey
Led Jah People to Africa
We dance like a Rastaman
Shufflin to the Symphony of Unificiation !!
Jaaah !!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/c3rcQ.png)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/nevertouchedaboob.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/illstabyou.jpg)
-
Oh Hef... :lol
-
Was totally like this when I was living with my parents.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/380001_433343060065105_1428172748_n.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/yjzfxh.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Wo3LAh.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CCV3jh.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/FUQLOh.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/qYosmh.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/8jztYh.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/sekrMh.jpg)
-
From Facebook.
(https://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/549508_521474517879592_573399428_n.jpg)
DUCK SEASON, FIRE!!!
-
(https://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/155277_361661937244685_314478551_n.jpg)
-
Immortal-The Sun No Longer Rises (Radio Disney Version) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiU6Bb9X5fc&list=UUzk0m5Ibzv-JDJHRrNNbGyw&index=8&feature=plcp)
Oh my god that is hilarious. Especially the voice is fucking awesome. :lol :lol
-
Fantastic posts Fluffy :rollin
-
From Facebook.
(https://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/549508_521474517879592_573399428_n.jpg)
DUCK SEASON, FIRE!!!
I got my Nintendo gun ready. :hat
-
(https://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/400/758/7b8.jpg)
-
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/howard-djs-like-a-mad-cunt.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/155277_361661937244685_314478551_n.jpg)
I found this much funnier than I should have done.
-
This page is full of win :lol
-
That Federer picture took me way too long to figure out.
-
I'll admit... I felt like a dumbass when I figured it out hahaha
-
(https://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/155277_361661937244685_314478551_n.jpg)
I found this much funnier than I should have done.
No you didn't. Puns are awesome. :lol
-
OHHHHHHH.... Now I get it! :rollin
-
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mal05as8851qfi5b1.png)
-
Drive Static Shock Fainting Pranks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHEjtX4_-ks&feature=plcp[)
Good for a laugh for sure
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/lolskywalker_zps059dc03f.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/itsnothard_zpse3ed6314.jpg)
-
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/01/4f1437d484637.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4ea728a3360d2.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/11/4ed2fda19b028.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/12/4ee67d5cc8380.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/11/4ed2fde2818b8.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e931193ba805.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e9311ab9efcd.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e9311f506afc.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e9312ff27afc.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/09/4e7253c8ac8f8.jpeg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/08/4e5bccd17f01f.jpg)
More... https://www.happyplace.com/4042/most-absurd-warnings-and-product-disclaimers
-
Drive Static Shock Fainting Pranks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHEjtX4_-ks&feature=plcp[)
Good for a laugh for sure
Sorry, not a laugh to be had. And did it really need to be nearly 3 minutes long?
-
https://youtu.be/-hjU2GCKx4g (https://youtu.be/-hjU2GCKx4g)
How you play this with a straight face, I do not know! :lol
-
https://youtu.be/-hjU2GCKx4g (https://youtu.be/-hjU2GCKx4g)
How you play this with a straight face, I do not know! :lol
18:00 mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQWHNFZ2RE&feature=related
-
https://youtu.be/-hjU2GCKx4g (https://youtu.be/-hjU2GCKx4g)
How you play this with a straight face, I do not know! :lol
18:00 mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQWHNFZ2RE&feature=related
That's one acid trip right there! :lol
-
Since I can't post in P/R, I'll post this here, because it's still funny:
(https://i.imgur.com/ewASe.jpg)
-
That was posted in P/R.
.........but why can't you post there?
-
Cuz he's a Cozmunist.
-
Oh my, I AM losing it. I posted it on another site and forgot that I'd pulled it from P/R on THIS site. I'm such a dumbass.
Just because I never got around to saying "Yes, mods, I agree to play nice" and getting access.
-
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_1092_1344975390.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
Drive Static Shock Fainting Pranks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHEjtX4_-ks&feature=plcp[)
Good for a laugh for sure
Sorry, not a laugh to be had. And did it really need to be nearly 3 minutes long?
I thought it was pretty damned funny, although it almost certainly resulted in several unnecessary 911 calls, which isn't cool.
-
(https://imageshack.us/a/img824/739/rawdog.png)
-
That is fucking aweomse.
-
There is a collection of photos like that - they are awesome. I don't remember where I found them though.
-
I am familliar with that sort of face on a dog. It usually appears on a labrador when a piece of cake falls from the table.
-
There is a collection of photos like that - they are awesome. I don't remember where I found them though.
https://www.repubblica.it/ambiente/2012/09/19/foto/underwater_dogs_il_calendario_dei_cani_sott_acqua-42856430/1/?ref=HRESS-2
-
(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Mother_ab5f1a_172896.jpg)
A post by Adami reminded me of this picture and I had to share it.
-
There is a collection of photos like that - they are awesome. I don't remember where I found them though.
https://www.repubblica.it/ambiente/2012/09/19/foto/underwater_dogs_il_calendario_dei_cani_sott_acqua-42856430/1/?ref=HRESS-2
#11 is SO cute! :heart
-
A chameleon washing his hands. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yx_K4UWxOA&)
-
Bacon carnage! :omg:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/4/Mh4JIsQJWUuDCKXPKZ--wg2.jpg)
-
:sadpanda:
-
That's not funny, that's a tragedy.
-
So many wasted pigs. They all died for nothing :(
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/itsnothard_zpse3ed6314.jpg)
Awesome! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
-
Yeah I love Pun Raccoon :lol
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5410483_460s.jpg)
-
For those who watch Breaking Bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtZpo89mmJo
(If Breaking Bad was a sitcom) :lol
-
That is absolutely brilliant :lol
-
That is absolutely brilliant :lol
-
https://youtu.be/-hjU2GCKx4g (https://youtu.be/-hjU2GCKx4g)
How you play this with a straight face, I do not know! :lol
18:00 mark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQWHNFZ2RE&feature=related (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQWHNFZ2RE&feature=related)
Sheer awesomeness. :metal
-
Finding this was in no way related to a painting I am doing:
(https://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z167/Great_WhiteSnark/Watermelon_Death_Star.jpg)
-
EPIC
-
Sweet.
-
(https://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/03/23/death-star-beginning_130087533669.jpg)
-
May the horse be with you.
-
May the sawhorse be with you.
FTFY
-
:rollin
Also, two of my favourite commercials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYZs7VJaAlQ&feature=g-vrec
it's a big ad
-
:rollin
Also, two of my favourite commercials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8
First one: :lol
Second one: :rollin :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rollin
-
:rollin
Also, two of my favourite commercials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8
That second one reminds me of Powerthirst. In case anyone hasn't seen Powerthirst:
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
-
OMG POWERTHIRST :letam: :2metal: :metal
KENYANS! BABIES! RAAAAAAARRRR! :rollin
-
:rollin
-
Mother Nature's all like 'Sloooooooow down!' and you're all like "FUCK YOU!!!" and kick her with your ENERGY LEGS!
I love that shit. :lol
-
You want strawberry? How about RAWBERRY? :lol :lol
-
The second one's not as good, but it still has its moments.
"You'll feel like a fighter jet made of BICEPS!"
"You'll have preposterous amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!"
-
The BEAR BLASTING was pretty sweet though. :lol
-
GOD BERRY, KING OF THE JUICE
-
:rollin
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alw5hs0chj0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
-
The second one's not as good, but it still has its moments.
"You'll feel like a fighter jet made of BICEPS!"
"You'll have preposterous amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!"
I'm in the minority, but the second one is my favourite. Always has been.
-
Power Spawning Babies!!
:rollin
-
May the sawhorse be with you.
FTFY
(https://i55.tinypic.com/34pcq9y.jpg)
-
:rollin
Also, two of my favourite commercials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUG9qYTJMsI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITLob098W8
First one: :lol
Second one: :\
-
So many wasted pigs. They all died for nothing :(
How many cops died exactly ?
-
Thus I conclude that policing is the most delicious of all professions.
-
The second one's not as good, but it still has its moments.
"You'll feel like a fighter jet made of BICEPS!"
"You'll have preposterous amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!"
I'm in the minority, but the second one is my favourite. Always has been.
I like it, but I can't help but cringe every time I hear "Think fast, douche-fag." That alone ruins it a bit for me. Still some awesome stuff, though!
-
I didn't find the Vytautas thing funny for some reason, but I've seen it before.
Dollar shave club however got me cracking up when I saw it for the first time. The complete randomness in that commercial is exactly the weirdness I like. Awesome.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
I'm going to have that in my head now... it's good, so i don't mind :biggrin:
-
May the sawhorse be with you.
FTFY
(https://i55.tinypic.com/34pcq9y.jpg)
I KNOW THAT WAS THE JOKE
I was trying to be clever. Again. I need to stop doing that. :lol
-
No prob. I just felt compelled to make it clear that I had to abbreviate the word to make it fit the joke.
-
Dude, I've been a Star Wars nerd since I was 7. You do the math.
-
I meant to clarify it for everyone.
-
Well... I would assume that most of us would get it, but you know what happens when you assume stuff...
-
If God hands you lemons... you find a new God!!
-
If God hands you lemons... you find a new God!!
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_128_1323414184.gif)
-
Yep. One that will give you pineapples.
-
If God hands you lemons... you find a new God!!
:rollin
Yep. One that will give you Powerthirst.
:)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/5iaUJ.jpg)
-
*Bashes the pun gong*
I love terrible puns like that.
-
Reminds me of Reese Withouterspoon.
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/17/9Bb1JqDOhEOeOcJYhKvEAQ2.jpg)
-
:lol
-
:rollin :rollin
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/282310_3709388575224_150820390_n.jpg)
-
Reminds me of Reese Withouterspoon.
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cpzbYVDZ1rugc8bo1_400.jpg)
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cpt6NXgU1rou91k.jpg)
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cptlI5y91rou91k.jpg)
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cpuofjiI1rou91k.jpg)
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cpvuEFiv1rou91k.jpg)
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cpwdbzTL1rou91k.jpg)
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/glenn-close-glenn-far.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
If God hands you lemons... you find a new God!!
When life hands you water, high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, lemon juice, natural flavors, sugar, EDTA, glycerol ester of wood rosin, potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate, sodium hexametaphosphate, yellow 5, and modified corn starch, make lemonade.
-
I just realized, Glenn is a man's name....
-
I just realized, Glenn is a man's name....
Her Parents were quite disappointed she didn't have a penis
-
??? She doesn't?
-
:lol, but who says she doesn't?
Edit: Dammit bosk! Don't ninja me like that
-
(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Your%2Bmom_f0a836_3701849.jpeg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/ZX12E.jpg)
-
... Nice
-
:lol
-
:lol
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
What the actual fuck? :rollin
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
What the actual fuck? :rollin
This! Lol, that makes no sense at all!
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU
Puncho-puncho run-run!
-
That remains my favorite youtube video ever as of early 2008.
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
What the actual fuck? :rollin
This! Lol, that makes no sense at all!
What the fuck is this? :lol
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
I need to see Stu Block enter next year's competition.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/ZX12E.jpg)
Shouldn't it be "Hyena Jesus"?
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
*is less proud of home state than before having seen video*
-
Zook, that was my thought, too. It makes more sense and is funnier.
-
I didn't make it.
-
This has to be shopped, I refuse to believe it's real:
(https://i.imgur.com/aBssb.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/H67r6.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/s11pJ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/eUEEk.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Ur8nN.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/8iC80.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jxo8C.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/1bzEr.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/fiUNm.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Flxbc.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/FVxB2.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/obGFY.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/3yUC1.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MxEdU.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Xkk05.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/0YVLB.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/pN2Nw.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2gsiO.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/TBbpI.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Zx7Xz.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/4vNfl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jZjrS.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vXvXB.jpg)
Because if it is, someone has to seriously rethink their life choices.
-
What postcards should say.
(https://i.imgur.com/oPIew.png)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/1fRI1.gif)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/rollintheyseeme_zpsaf72894c.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/1fRI1.gif)
:lol. That is the best comedy actor from my country
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
What the actual fuck? :rollin
This! Lol, that makes no sense at all!
What the fuck is this? :lol
1:55 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I haven't laughed that hard.... ever
-
Damn right, Chino :lol
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
:metal
-
Britney Spears on Jackass 3 D (deleted scene) :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekIgI55XG58&feature=related (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekIgI55XG58&feature=related)
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
Well, on the plus side, I'm no longer as embarrassed to live in Ohio. There are clearly worse places to live.
-
Ever been to Mississippi?
-
Ever been to Mississippi?
Has anyone?
-
Ever been to a Turkish prison?
-
One of my favourite movie scenes of all time. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI2SCOIE-Co)
-
One of my favourite movie scenes of all time. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI2SCOIE-Co)
Wow, that's cool. I haven't seen that movie for too long, I really need to watch it again.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/1fRI1.gif)
Ehhh????? ??? ??? ???
-
The hand on his arm belongs to a man who is going to insert his penis into his buttocks.
-
The hand on his arm belongs to a man who is going to insert his penis into his buttocks.
I love it when you talk dirty :zydar:
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maq99wUHeq1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
-
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
-
Fantastic. :heart :)
-
Hey! Face time, now!
-
The hand on his arm belongs to a man who is going to insert his penis into his buttocks.
I love it when you talk dirty :zydar:
(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/My%20Pics/002.jpg)
(https://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/4/12/15/enhanced-buzz-30360-1334257633-188.jpg)
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq79b4b7dE1r0q41vo1_500.jpg)
-
One of my favourite movie scenes of all time. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI2SCOIE-Co)
:lol :clap:
-
Grammar Nazis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM&feature=relmfu)
-
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cptlI5y91rou91k.jpg)
This is fucking hilarious :rollin :rollin :rollin.
-
For you, who think that ice hockey is a violent sport:
(https://www.jatkoaika.com/albumit/valkoinen_valas_08-09/SaiPa_Jokerit_2316.jpg)
-
Hef, is that you? :omg:
-
Hef, is that you? :omg:
A gentleman never tells.
-
He wasn't asking if you bent him over in the penalty box, Jer.
-
He wasn't asking if you bent him over in the penalty box, Jer.
Oh.
Yeah, that's me.
-
He wasn't asking if you bent him over in the penalty box, Jer.
Oh.
Yeah, that's me.
:rollin
-
Must be trollin':
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/19/Tm06DgsywUeGRsAduE7VdQ2.jpg)
-
Probably trolling, but when I was a freshman or sophomore in highschool a kid in my class asked the question "If the sun is so hot, why don't we just go there at night?" and was completely sincere when he asked it.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/saywhat.gif)
-
Yea.....i just leave this hear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVcVSEa_Ooo&feature=player_embedded#!
What the actual fuck? :rollin
This! Lol, that makes no sense at all!
What the fuck is this? :lol
1:55 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I haven't laughed that hard.... ever
I've probably actually lol'd from the Internet less than 5 times. And this was one of those times. :rollin
-
Being bored as I am, I followed lonestar's suggestion in the caption game thread and yielded this result:
(https://forums.macrumors.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3313&d=1037295341)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/1SSsG.jpg)
-
Haha that's far fetched :lol
BTW, you see the curve just above the ass (it says Gävle)? I live just above that.
-
BTW, you see Amsterdam in the Netherlands? I live not far from there.
:biggrin:
-
Guys, you see Leipzig in Germany? I live close to that.
-
Guys, do you see St.Petersburg in Russia?
I live far from that.
-
Guys, do you see St.Petersburg in Russia?
I live far from that.
:lol Yep, same here.
-
Guys, guys, guys: Do you see Fukuoka in Japan?
No? That's because it's not there and I don't live there either.
-
What have I started :facepalm:
-
And I off course live in Stockholm, right at the ass. :hat
-
Do you guys see Transylvania in Romania? Seems one of my long, long acestors once crossed a border near there once, long, long time ago..... :biggrin:
-
And I off course live in Stockholm, right at the ass. :hat
Looks like you're the butt of the joke.
-
Zydar, that pun was crap.
-
That's no reason to be an asshole
-
(https://i.qkme.me/3pgoxd.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/5wVE8.jpg)
-
(https://i.qkme.me/3pgoxd.jpg)
Nice skiing vacation in Ass Pun.
-
Wait, wait, wait. When did vaguely horse-like mammals come into this?
-
I don't know, maybe we should get to the bottom of it.
-
Wait, wait, wait. When did vaguely horse-like mammals come into this?
That's what she said.
Wait, what?
-
Sneezing girl vs. Bless you boy! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD1BCqbS2kM&feature=related)
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mav87jY12e1rp53woo1_400.gif)
-
Ouch! :lol
And I like how they just close the lid afterwards very nonchalantly. :lol
-
Check out the guy who closes the lid when he watches the guy go down. Awesome flailing of arms!
-
That whole thing's pretty bizarre. He looks down there, then calmly closes the lid?
-
They would assume he died anyway. So life goes on.
-
I kinda figured that they were gonna go down another way to help him, but he wanted to close the lid so not another person falls down.
-
Yeah, probably.
-
They freaked out because they weren't sure if the Rancor was down there yet. It was.
-
https://chickenonaraft.com/
-
wut
-
What the flying fuck is that?
-
I have seen the light.
Thank you WindMaster. I am eternally in your debt.
-
What the flying fuck is that?
I thought it was pretty obviously a chicken on a raft.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/1SSsG.jpg)
Yet more proof that juvenile idiots will see something dirty in ANYTHING.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/5wVE8.jpg)
:tup
-
Edit: Nvm, derp.
-
(https://eu3.memecdn.com/uFFFF_o_125650.gif)
-
That is so random :laugh:
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/usetheforce-1.gif)
-
Best use of The Force ever.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bitchaintone.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/5wVE8.jpg)
:tup
I saw this earlier and had no clue what it was...
Pretty clever :lol
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/20/lOIkwtkpyU2VETjL3T9oyw2.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/20/xaFy-k_kckmBd4fnP8lmhA2.jpg)
-
(https://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-sports-addict/files/2012/09/spt-nfl-refs-120924.nbcsports-story-612.jpg)
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_max7ftBUHo1qhwuczo1_500.jpg)
-
(https://i1162.photobucket.com/albums/q527/ermh95/Yourmom.gif)
-
:slowclap:
-
(https://i.imgur.com/PnDzW.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538858_10151081710373424_716407696_n.jpg)
-
That would be a great thing to buy and just leave lying around your house for people to find.
-
I've been disappointing my folks for 31 years. I don't need to branch out to disappointing even more people.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/pregnant.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/747.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/WKCnq.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/PnDzW.jpg)
One of the funniest things I've seen in a long long time
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/747.jpg)
Posted this on my FB the other day. :tup
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396561_534249543256735_1969691257_n.jpg)
-
^mrjazzguitar: age 42
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557074_478093155545034_211374626_n.jpg)
-
I wish there were more people like this in the world. (https://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/7330924/Hunting-woes-for-goat-man)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/wI7lU.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/oqIvc.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/ikea.jpg)
-
So who is this girl you'd like to see naked hef? :)
-
So who is this girl you'd like to see naked hef? :)
...Huh? I'm not sure you got the joke. Or you did, and I didn't get yours.
-
Well the blurred out profile picture looks like a girl, and the picture says "You like this" and hef uploaded this photo himself indicating that he saw this on his own facebook newsfeed, liked it. Seeing as hef is also a guys the chances of him liking a comment in which a girl paints a mental picture of her being naked increase exponentially with her hotness... :)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/idunnolol.jpg)
-
(https://trollscience.com/image/f/full/55f39690e968e6dacd7b9dd86923bae4.jpg)
-
That's shopped. Files don't use 0kb on disk. They use 4kb on the NTFS file system (it still has to store the file name and path information somewhere), so it's taking up at least 4kb for every file regardless of content.
:blob: Forever alone.
-
And the geek shall inherit the Earth :blob:
-
Just tried it:
(https://puu.sh/1973D)
-
Ok, I just tried it and you're right that it does say 0kb, which can't be right. It must still be taking up those 4kb.
-
Oh yeah, it's obviously taking up some amount of space, so idk why it says 0 bytes.
-
Oh yeah, it's obviously taking up some amount of space, so idk why it says 0 bytes.
Maybe because the file is empty, Windows decides to entirely ignore it in storage calculations? Or maybe it's something to do with how NTFS handles files. No idea.
If I had an older computer handy, I'd see if XP does the same. Or even better, I'd find an old hard drive and try clogging it with empty files to prove one way or another. :lol
edit: Or I could test with a flash drive. They use the older FAT32 file system, and they're smaller capacity and thus easier to test with.
-
Ok, I just tested it out on a 2gb FAT32 flash drive, and I it does indeed use up space on the drive despite not reporting it. I only had to make about 50 copies before it was obvious, but I made a few hundred copies just to be sure.
Also I am a huge nerd.
-
As far as I can tell, only the size of the data in the file is measured, not the size of the file itself. It's like creating a bunch of folders, they might not have anything in them, but they are still there, taking up memory
-
(https://i.imgur.com/FN4uT.jpg)
-
As far as I can tell, only the size of the data in the file is measured, not the size of the file itself. It's like creating a bunch of folders, they might not have anything in them, but they are still there, taking up memory disk space
-
As far as I can tell, only the size of the data in the file is measured, not the size of the file itself. It's like creating a bunch of folders, they might not have anything in them, but they are still there, taking up memory disk space
Thanks!
-
One of the funniest clips from The Daily Show ever. From last night's episode, I give you Sir Patrick Stewart.
https://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-26-2012/the-daily-show-correspondent-strike?xrs=synd_facebook
-
Aw dang, "this video is unavailable at your location". :( Being Patrick Stewart, I have no doubt it's awesome though.
-
Ok, I just tested it out on a 2gb FAT32 flash drive, and I it does indeed use up space on the drive despite not reporting it. I only had to make about 50 copies before it was obvious, but I made a few hundred copies just to be sure.
Also I am a huge nerd.
I love you, Blob.
-
Aw dang, "this video is unavailable at your location". :( Being Patrick Stewart, I have no doubt it's awesome though.
You're Patrick Stewart? Can I have your autograph?
-
Aw dang, "this video is unavailable at your location". :( Being Patrick Stewart, I have no doubt it's awesome though.
You're Patrick Stewart? Can I have your autograph?
Yes. I'll be doing a signing soon for my new sitcom "Being Patrick Stewart", which you are free to attend (and by "free" I don't mean it won't cost you anything. It's $50 for my signature, and another $50 for a photo)
Ok, I just tested it out on a 2gb FAT32 flash drive, and I it does indeed use up space on the drive despite not reporting it. I only had to make about 50 copies before it was obvious, but I made a few hundred copies just to be sure.
Also I am a huge nerd.
I love you, Blob.
Aw.
:videoboy:
-
One of the funniest clips from The Daily Show ever. From last night's episode, I give you Sir Patrick Stewart.
https://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-26-2012/the-daily-show-correspondent-strike?xrs=synd_facebook (https://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-september-26-2012/the-daily-show-correspondent-strike?xrs=synd_facebook)
:rollin :clap:
(https://i.imgur.com/FN4uT.jpg)
No shit. :lol Wait... what? :blush
:ontome:
-
Ok, I just tested it out on a 2gb FAT32 flash drive, and I it does indeed use up space on the drive despite not reporting it. I only had to make about 50 copies before it was obvious, but I made a few hundred copies just to be sure.
Also I am a huge nerd.
I love you, Blob.
Seconded.
-
Instructions for making a BLT on toast. Seems legit.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/BLT.jpg)
-
Needs more mayonaisse.
-
Needs more mayonaisse.
It's good for you!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/b5q3s.gif)
-
:lol Is that really from Disney?
-
Nah, that's inappropriate even by early Disney standards.
-
holy shit, that's disgusting :lol
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/527484_406425392746051_369435920_n.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/SysY4.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vr0Le.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/527484_406425392746051_369435920_n.jpg)
:rollin
Oh my god, all the dimensions!
-
(https://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/594/dinosaur-three-states-of-matter-6594.jpg)
-
:tup
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/21/60vSWh0X9UC9Lt7-ti5SfQ2.jpg)
Balls of steel!! :yarr
-
:lol
Her face is quite scrotumy.
-
Btw, I'm getting that couch!
-
That reminded me of this:
Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s480x480/644033_10151885171400400_1168106811_n.jpg)
-
That reminded me of this:
Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY)
Oh shit I love this. Probably my favourite Lonely Island song, and one of my favourite music videos as well.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/sD7TA.jpg)
-
(https://kuvaton.com/kuvei/mythbusters.jpg)
-
:lol
It would work a little better if it were actually the same woman.
-
She is.
---------------------
(https://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/what_are_people_doing_around_the_world.jpg)
-
:lol
It would work a little better if it were actually the same woman.
They're both Kari Byron.
-
:lol
It would work a little better if it were actually the same woman.
They're both Kari Byron.
They look different, though. Maybe it's just the hair, but I could swear that their faces look different as well.
-
*snip*
Gah, they's on to me!
-
:lol
It would work a little better if it were actually the same woman.
They're both Kari Byron.
They look different, though. Maybe it's just the hair, but I could swear that their faces look different as well.
I know it's hard to believe, but a woman's appearance actually does change during a pregnancy.
-
:lol
It would work a little better if it were actually the same woman.
They're both Kari Byron.
They look different, though. Maybe it's just the hair, but I could swear that their faces look different as well.
I know it's hard to believe, but a woman's appearance actually does change during a pregnancy.
But normally her facial features don't which is what I was going with. Oh well, probably the perspective and the lighting, but she looks like a different person in the second picture.
-
I think i've found my new hero! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjrkd_RZFFY&feature=player_embedded#!)
-
That dude's charisma and humor are fucking excellent :rollin
-
Awkward question... is your avatar suggesting Taints or Laints.. or am I just slow?
-
Forgive me for speaking for you floyd my man but I think I can answer this. His avatar is saying "Aints" which is a nickname for the Saints, the New Orleans NFL football team, because historically they "aint" very good. The shape behind the word is the great state of Louisiana, which is where New Orleans is.
-
lol I understood that it was the state of LA, just thought it was maybe being used for an L... as my mind apparently doesn't interpret aint as a word :lol
-
Forgive me for speaking for you floyd my man but I think I can answer this. His avatar is saying "Aints" which is a nickname for the Saints, the New Orleans NFL football team, because historically they "aint" very good. The shape behind the word is the great state of Louisiana, which is where New Orleans is.
^All of that. Well done playa.
"Aints" originated during our 0-14 start to the 1980 season during which fans began to wear paper bags over their heads when attending home games. This was a combination of people who were literally embarrassed to be seen supporting such a shoddy team and others whom were just doing it for comic relief. It was also customary to write "Aints" on the paper bags.
It's really sad that Archie Manning had to waste his career here to play for a team that never did any better than 8-8 or played in a single playoff game. At least he's the only dude on the planet that can say "I have two sons who've won the Super Bowl MVP award" and it happened in consecutive years so good for him.
:blackfloyd:
Lastly, the judges gladly would've accepted "Taints" :)
-
the great state of Louisiana
lol
-
-Crawfish
-LSU Tigers football
-Easily the most lenient state in terms of liquor laws
-ULL hotties
Those 4 alone put it easily ahead of the entire midwest, south, and Rocky Mountain region sans Coloraddy.
-
-in the south
-Saints
-in the south
-god hates you
-in the south
-you
-in the south
I think I rest my case. :D
-
Saints are pretty awesome. Tied for the best record in the league over the past 3 years and just came off one of the finest offensive seasons in league history. Sorry that the 9ers couldn't get past the Giants since they didn't give you the game with 5 first half turnovers like the Saints did :)
-
"That's 22 karat gold right there." Immediately throws it on the ground
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/fun.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/snooze.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/snooze.jpg)
So true. Who doesn't do this? :lol
-
(https://gag.incitter.net/pdata/t/48.gif)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/nQJnG.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/leavethekitchen.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/snooze.jpg)
So true. Who doesn't do this? :lol
I don't.
-
That's because you're a bad person.
-
:(
-
I snoozed for 2 hours yesterday. I didn't even know how to face myself when I actually got up.
-
You know what's awesome about sleeping?
Everything.
-
You know what's awesome about sleeping?
Everything.
Especially with you :heart
-
(https://i.imgur.com/l552d.png)
-
(https://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Lincolns-review-of-Fords-Theater.jpg)
-
As an English major, this is terribly accurate.
(https://i.imgur.com/vOzBy.gif)
-
:lol
Doing that too much in high school though fucked me over in college, when I began to run over page limits.
-
My degree is in English, and I fully endorse that image.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/customer.jpg)
-
Hef, what is your profession? Was it difficult finding a job with an English degree?
I'm...concerned for my future.
-
Hef, what is your profession? Was it difficult finding a job with an English degree?
I'm...concerned for my future.
I am not, and never have been, employed in any job using my degree.
I was originally going to teach, but my student teaching experience cured me of that.
-
As an English major, this is terribly accurate.
(https://i.imgur.com/vOzBy.gif)
:clap: Pretty true to life, with any major really.
-
Certainly accurately describes my Master's Thesis.
-
Certainly accurately describes my Master's Thesis.
How are master's theses judged, exactly?
-
Having a minimum number of pages is always stupid. Some people can get to the point in 2 pages while others takes 5 of 6. I tried to be more wordy in order to fill up the pages which is its own variation of bullshit.
-
Certainly accurately describes my Master's Thesis.
How are master's theses judged, exactly?
Mine was judged more on what I had done than what I wrote about it. Nonetheless they had a minimum number of pages, so I had to fluff up the thesis with basic stuff everybody knew anyway (stuff I know nobody but me ever read in my thesis).
-
I get the reasoning for a minimum number of pages, but it doesn't prepare you for the real world. Padding page length from middle school through college develops habits that die hard. Whether writing an email, giving a presentation, or writing a proposal, people can't be bothered to read/listen to 5 paragraphs of text.
In college, my technical writing class spent an entire class period on shortening sentences. We were docked points on every paper for having too many words. I wish that all my other classes were like that.
Back to funny:
(https://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/jesus-asshole.png)
-
I can't find the funny there.
-
I can't find the funny there.
You're not the only one.
-
C&H often forgets actual punchlines.
-
I didn't find it funny either.
Oh well.
-
Can't find anything funny in that comic ever.
-
C&H often forgets actual punchlines.
True, but when they actually bring one, it's pretty good in most cases.
-
I didn't find it funny either.
Oh well.
And when God can't find it funny, you know you're in trouble.
-
Eh, hef's biased because they used the likeness of his son without the express written consent of the National Football League.
-
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/words_for_small_sets.png)
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ten_thousand.png)
(https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/romney_quiz.png)
-
Not sure what's so funny about the last one?
-
Not sure what's so funny about the last one?
The randomness, I guess.
-
2012 is brought to you by: Randomness
-
It's making fun of stuff like this:
(https://i.imgur.com/yrSGB.jpg)
-
"I drank a beer and tried a cigarette once as a wayward teenager"
Lol, it's cool Mitt, I drank and smoked the rest.
-
"I drank a beer and tried a cigarette once as a wayward teenager"
Lol, it's cool Mitt, I drank and smoked the rest.
A dramatic turn of events.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P08nHPJpQY
Someone remastered an old classic. It's amazing.
-
It's making fun of stuff like this:
*snip*
Oh shit, I didn't even know :lol It makes more sense now.
-
I'm not sure if anyone still finds the Guile's Theme videos funny anymore, but while watching Bug last night, I got inspired to make one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvKhX4GFy2U&feature=plcp
-
Should've just been him flopping around on the bed.
-
In the context of the film, it's a really depressing scene to watch. But out of context, it's fucking wacky. I've seen the film enough times to know that that part is coming, so to off-set the negative element, I started humming and clapping Guile's theme. My girlfriend started laughing. I took ten minutes to make the video. I at least got some sort of creative element out of my system for the day. Now back to procrastinating on everything else.
-
Slayer react to ESPN's John Clayton promo. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RfHX5ZyeOc)
Outtakes from that commercial. (https://frontrow.espn.go.com/2012/09/mom-whens-dinner-john-clayton-this-is-sportscenter-ad-outtakes/)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/229436_10151076687468931_974365479_n.jpg)
-
Slayer react to ESPN's John Clayton promo. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RfHX5ZyeOc)
Outstanding. :2metal:
-
I just added a link for the outtakes in that post.
-
:lol
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/229436_10151076687468931_974365479_n.jpg)
Yeahh... :lol
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s480x480/425780_483654368331527_1952609646_n.jpg)
-
:icy:
-
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/346390315/boys-will-be-boys-0
"Boys Will Be Boy" is a Racy Art Feature Film about a Bisexual Down Low NCAA Basketball Player, Athlete, NBA Potential Number One Draft Pick, Gang-Banger, Underground Rapper, who impregnates his private/secret Gay-Boy/Homie-Lover-Friend, who turns out to be a Rare One-Of-A-Kind Reproducing Hermaphrodite with an internal Female Organ.
18 Backers and $298 in almost a month. We only have 24 hours to help this reach its $10,000 goal.
-
FUND THIS IMMEDIATELY
-
I'd totally be down for that if I were old enough to actually fund these things. :lol :lol
-
They should just make the movie anyway. A lower budget can only make this thing better.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/sCDa9.png)
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xlo5q8Lh1rw2a8mo1_500.gif)
I can't really recall which episode this is but I remember I really died from laughter when I watched. :lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/sCDa9.png)
That's fucking hysterical, stealing...
-
Bar Refaeli's Sex Tape Kickstarter (https://clipnation.com/bar-refaelis-sex-tape-kickstarter/)
I lol'd
-
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/glennf/crowdfunding-a-guide-to-what-works-and-why
My book, Crowdfunding: A Guide to What Works and Why, will cover planning a project, carrying it through its funding phase, and fulfilling goals by offering a combination of case studies of successful (and unsuccessful) projects and detailed, specific guidance on each phase
103 Backers
$3,878 pledged of $35,000 goal
Funding Canceled Funding for this project was canceled by the project creator on July 23.
I think Kickstarter is becoming my new comedy goldmine.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/shakespeare.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/sCDa9.png)
That is amazing. Similar thing happened to me once. I was on a plane with no more than 10 people.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8xaeGdul1qftqsno1_500.jpg)
best cosplay ever
-
:rollin
-
:lolpalm:
-
This was on my dash again.
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hn8fQKuT1r1b25do1_500.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/jrHgO.gif)
-
(https://www.issizadam.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/uePKoQFMTUK9wiNzZ0icbg2.gif)
-
Going into the wayback machine for some old stuff - cleaning out the closet, so to speak.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/shesawoman.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/FURY.gif)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/headline.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/dick.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/ef51e5769587290e403c0695f533155c690.gif)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/fyouflowers.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/302689_10151080220378931_2116937333_n.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/580366_478813188816857_339822633_n.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/misshim.jpg)
-
Well at least he got lucky :lol
-
Slayer react to ESPN's John Clayton promo. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RfHX5ZyeOc)
Outtakes from that commercial. (https://frontrow.espn.go.com/2012/09/mom-whens-dinner-john-clayton-this-is-sportscenter-ad-outtakes/)
The thing that amused me the most when I watched this commercial the first time is that Mr. Clayton graduated from a Catholic high school and College.
-
Irony amuses me verily.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/227452_10151025221182127_1288684096_n.jpg)
-
That's kinda...scary, actually.
-
Daffy Duck finally loses it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfX08j69oZI
-
Romney with Obama hair looks like Matthew Fox.
-
Romney with Obama hair looks like Matthew Fox.
:rollin
Totally!
-
Daffy Duck finally loses it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfX08j69oZI
:lol :tup
-
(https://i.imgur.com/VxjBD.jpg)
-
(https://i912.photobucket.com/albums/ac321/Faville611/bassgrin.gif)
-
Looks like a mixture of one of my professors and Derek Sherinian.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/wVtMf.gif)
-
:lol
That is fantastic.
-
Stuart Dooley: the most underrated King of the Hill side character. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6hrHCaX-k)
-
I just sent this to Monster.
Let me preface this request by saying this: I love Monster almost as much as life itself. As you might imagine, this can tend to be a problem.
Given that I have not yet completely thrown caution to the wind, I must limit my consumption of your delicious product, thereby limiting both my expenditures and your revenue. I usually consume this "nectar of the gods," as I call it, about once or twice a day. If I consume too much, there are numerous side effects - some good and some bad. On the downside, my heartbeat sounds like the wings of a hummingbird. On the upside, if I peed in the ocean it could light the way for ships drawing near to the coast. However, as I don't happen to live near the coast, wayward ships are not my concern.
The point of all this? I would like to propose a new product. A Monster soda. Same Monster Energy flavor, sans the energy. I know R&D probably doesn't take too kindly to random development requests, but imagine the possibilities and the potential influx of dollars. For instance: Borderlands 2 was recently released. My best friend and I drank one Monster a night until we beat the game. If there was a soda product with the same flavor? We would have happily chugged our way through a 24-pack. Millions of other gamers would have done the same. America is tiring of Dr. Pepper and Coke. Think of the future, Monster. You can do this. Do it for America. More importantly, do it for me.
And if such a product already exists, I demand a free case as restitution for my being unaware of its existence.
Thank you and good day,
Tim
I eagerly await their response.
-
:lol Nice.
-
ITT: MonsterJunkie
-
(https://www.plasticbrickautomaton.com/comics/38.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/wVtMf.gif)
That is amazing! :rollin
-
I could be having the worst day possible, and Charlie Steiner will never fail to cheer me up. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko8qNUNpm3k)
Stuart Dooley: the most underrated King of the Hill side character. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6hrHCaX-k)
I love Dooley.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/myclitoris.jpg)
-
:lol :lol :lol
-
(https://imageshack.us/a/img59/4470/shirtgh.jpg)
-
Took me too long to notice that one Chino. I'm getting boring in my old age.
-
That one's made the rounds before I think.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/breakdance.jpg)
-
(https://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb411/NJDTFAN/pig.jpg)
-
(https://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb411/NJDTFAN/morgan.jpg)
-
:clap:
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZbK2JQ_cR4
Too go along with the Morgan Freeman picture I posted.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/myclitoris.jpg)
:lol
Though it is another example of a demotivation poster that's completely unnecessary.
-
It is somewhat warranted though since most of them live in boats rather than houses.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/myclitoris.jpg)
:lol
Though it is another example of a demotivation poster that's completely unnecessary.
Everything is unnecessary.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/mSU0b.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/oldcomputergames.jpg)
-
My pep pep would almost always set the high score on it at the nearby K&B whenever we went there.
Interesting clip while we're on that subject. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K7orNZNGU8)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/IBi04.jpg)
-
:)
-
Saw that on Tumblr with 78k notes the other day. Makes me feel
afraid proud.
-
My pep pep would almost always set the high score on it at the nearby K&B whenever we went there.
Interesting clip while we're on that subject. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K7orNZNGU8)
Never seen that before. I take it the game flips out at level 256 and the screen looks like that? It looks like the game simply wasn't programmed to go any higher than that, and they just didn't think anyone would ever get there. 256 makes sense for (hopefully) obvious reasons.
We played a lot of the early arcade video games, but grew up on pinball, where you could actually win free games for high scores. Some days we'd play all afternoon on a quarter. Those were the days.
-
Saw that on Tumblr with 78k notes the other day. Makes me feel afraid proud.
Seriously, good on him.
-
One of my favourite FeelAfraid comic strips ever.
-
I still read through Feel Afraid every month or so.
-
.....do we know the author?
-
Ex-DTF member sonatafanica.
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=13998.0
-
.....do we know the author?
Yeah! Former member sonatafanica. He got banned a little while back, but he was an active poster on the forum and we all loved him and his comics.
-
Ex-DTF member sonatafanica.
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=13998.0
Yes, read this thread. A true coming-of-age story. ;)
-
He had a really great sense of humour. This (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=25424.0) remains one of my favourite threads on DTF.
-
Yeah. Definitely the best song roulette out there. :rollin
-
This (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=25424.0) remains one of my favourite threads on DTF.
Oh my God. :hefdaddy
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
That was an amazing roulette. :D
-
I've missed some of the recent ones (that awesome one aside), but it's nice to see Chris doing so well.
-
.....do we know the author?
I'm sorry, but this situation is really funny to me. :lol
-
Yeah same. Quite the coincidence. :lol
-
(https://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb411/NJDTFAN/croc.jpg)
-
.....do we know the author?
Yeah! Former member sonatafanica. He got banned a little while back, but he was an active poster on the forum and we all loved him and his comics.
i miss havin him around here :(
-
(https://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb411/NJDTFAN/croc.jpg)
:lol
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJswVephHIY&feature=g-user-lik
-
.....do we know the author?
Yeah! Former member sonatafanica. He got banned a little while back, but he was an active poster on the forum and we all loved him and his comics.
i miss havin him around here :(
:-X
-
(https://wpmu.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Timon-and-Pumbaa-viral-photo.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/150347_291589590945132_1706137259_n.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Ptyzk.jpg)
-
So true...
-
(https://www.northamericanmotoring.com/forums/attachments/1st-gear/65450d1349741333-those-waiting-for-a-2013-support-group-photo-oct-08-8-04-51-pm.jpg)
-
For Birdemic fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytlMCi_eQOQ
-
(https://i.imgur.com/p4I86.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Nte1e.jpg)
(https://www.trollgasms.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/alien-predator-shower-scene.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/d4Zcg.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/J9M3v.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6G5xE.jpg)
-
The last one :lol
-
For Birdemic fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytlMCi_eQOQ
Oh my god yes.
-
(https://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/7/5/7/148757_slide.jpg?v=1)
-
*snip*
Rule 5. Keep your language reasonable. Repeated and inappropriate usage of explicit language is forbidden. Violators will be warned before any serious action is taken. No racially offensive posts. No posts that are derogatory toward gender or sexual preference. No posts that use slang terms for any race, sexual preference, or religious background. Includes signatures.
-hefdaddy42
-
Whoops. my bad.
-
No worries.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/582550_10152063842785612_1039675936_n.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/36556_456291544410037_1089897166_n.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wakawaka.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/oral.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
fair enough :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
-
So you're not against it.
-
The machines have taken over...... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6YmwKjiS0DQ#!)
-
So you're not against it.
Glad someone else said it first.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/hah.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/oral.jpg)
this is amazing :lol
-
Might seem like it's a long read, but it isn't.
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NFL-QB-Facebook-conversation-1-1.png)
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NFL-QB-Facebook-conversation-2-2.png)
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NFL-QB-Facebook-conversation-3-3.png)
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NFL-QB-Facebook-conversation-4-4.png)
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NFL-QB-Facebook-conversation-5-5.png)
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NFL-QB-Facebook-conversation-6-6.png)
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NFL-QB-Facebook-conversation-7-7.png)
(https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/NFL-QB-Facebook-conversation-8-8.png)
-
I didn't get that.
but what's with people saying they're me?
-
For the non Americans... they are all American Football quarterbacks. If you don't follow the sport or the happenings this season, it won't be funny. hhmmmm Maybe I shoulda posted it in the NFL thread.
-
I'm not AT ALL up to scraps with all the Football info, but I found it Hilarious! LOL!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/kHSKR.jpg)
-
Nice :lol
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/babyoil.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/TfBoc.jpg)
-
:rollin That's...just...:rollin
-
A classic. I love that one. :rollin
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/488379_10151052743148590_1564075283_n.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/qoM6B.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/kRLhi.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s480x480/185028_431068796954604_1267994280_n.jpg)
-
Easy sex innuendo opportunity missed out on.
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5575987_460s.jpg)
-
the funniest part is the website url .... "gag". :lol :lol
-
This is why mascots and other costumed folks should always crouch down to hug little kids. They usually have those big shit-eating grins on their faces, and it will always end up looking like this.
-
:rollin :rollin
-
(https://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/10/10/7930841076_0d3dfa3b96_o_1_540x405.jpg)
(https://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/10/10/7930841916_f87bc61452_o_1_540x405.jpg)
(https://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/10/10/7930841658_9bb00fcfda_o_1_540x405.jpg)
(https://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/10/10/7996554337_53e51d960a_o_540x405.jpg)
(https://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/10/10/7971759122_ce8a51015c_o_540x405.jpg)
(https://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/10/10/7996553663_fcdaca3b09_o_540x405.jpg)
(https://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim/2012/10/10/7487716316_0b8b7d2b00_o_540x386.jpg)
-
What is that from?
-
What is that from?
People's reactions to Nicky Spaanjards videos, clearly.
-
:lol
-
Looks like a haunted house attraction that takes your photo during the final scare or somewhat ;D
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5544857_460s.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/ifyouparklikethis.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/pimpinainteasy.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/whentoaddcowbell.png)
-
Looks like a haunted house attraction that takes your photo during the final scare or somewhat ;D
It is. I forget where this was though.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/ifyouparklikethis.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHAHA :rollin
-
Looks like a haunted house attraction that takes your photo during the final scare or somewhat ;D
It is. I forget where this was though.
https://www.nightmaresfearfactory.com/
Just about an hour away from me.
-
Classic Letterman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSG0A7JXEt4&feature=related)
-
(https://static0.ad.nl/static/photo/2012/11/14/8/20121013081556/media_xll_1387163.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/mZVlN.jpg)
-
lol
I mean woof.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/goodboy.jpg)
-
*Awesome pic*
:rollin :rollin
-
Classic Letterman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSG0A7JXEt4&feature=related)
Oh man... :lol
-
Conan's take on big bird and Romney (https://teamcoco.com/video/41449/big-bird-doesnt-stand-a-chance-against-mitt-romney) :lol
-
Easy sex innuendo opportunity missed out on.
not everything has to be a dirty joke ?
-
Easy sex innuendo opportunity missed out on.
not everything has to be a dirty joke ?
It's black_floyd?
-
Easy sex innuendo opportunity missed out on.
not everything has to be a dirty joke ?
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wtfbaby.jpg)
-
:lol :lol :lol
-
Whatever - go and watch inbetweeners.
-
olololll
Erbody point and laugh.
-
Whatever - go and watch inbetweeners.
Is this a subtle way of telling someone to go fuck themselves?
-
Yes.
Yes it is.
:hat
-
:lol
Wow. This poor page... :\ :sadpanda: It was going to good.
-
Don't be so hard on yourself.
-
Wait...PLOT TWIST. T'was I that fucked up the new page! Awww shiiiiet! All I can think about is dead people walking. Just taking' a nice stroll.
-
Everyone vote for this guy! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmEaZvamOf4)
-
Also, I would like to quote one of my favourite posts on DTF, that I just stumbled across once again in P/R, for it to be shared with the general populus of DTF.
here is my take on the Christianity conversation
lol he has no battle there
first of all it wasent a ghost it was the spirit of god
second there is evidence of past things
like jesus actually existing
three this guy is just being flat out o its magical......
ITA GODDDDDD.... he made everything why cant he do things like repair visions heal and so on
he never once did something as magical =P as send a flying horse to a human
forth what damm scientific test can prove whether prayer is true or not wtfudge? lol
Gets me every time. :rollin :rollin
-
Gotta love how scientists try to prove that prayer does nothing.
Why do they care ?
If a prayer helps a person through a difficult situation in their life - whether there is a God or not - does it matter ?
Next scientists will try to prove that your favourite band - actually - sucks.
-
Well there are people who will keep a dying person from medical attention because they think their prayers will keep them alive. :P That's a problem.
-
Well that's a different argument.
That's more Christian Science. Christianity doesn't tell you to refuse medical treatment as far as I know.
-
Correct, but there are Christians wacko enough to do it anyway.
-
Oh for sure - but that's up to the individual.
Sadly - the media only focuses on the more wacko ones and most of us aren't like that.
But that's true in all walks of life. The nutters give everyone else a bad name ! :P
ANYWAY _ BACK TO TEH FUNNEH !!!!1111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw
MY BRAND !!!! :lol
-
^ I Guarantee - if you haven't seen this vid by now - you won't be able to stop watching it.
-
Well there are people who will keep a dying person from medical attention because they think their prayers will keep them alive. :P That's a problem.
Isn't it the choice of the individual who is dying? If they are so confident in their faith that they are willing to die for it, why is that a problem? Plus, one less Christian just means a bunch of happy atheists.
-
Isn't it the choice of the individual who is dying? If they are so confident in their faith that they are willing to die for it, why is that a problem?
I think the funny part of this post is supposed to be that it's showing how a sentient AI/robot wouldn't understand human empathy.
-
Plus, one less Christian just means a bunch of happy atheists.
Ain't that the truth. ::)
-
Well there are people who will keep a dying person from medical attention because they think their prayers will keep them alive. :P That's a problem.
Isn't it the choice of the individual who is dying? If they are so confident in their faith that they are willing to die for it, why is that a problem? Plus, one less Christian just means a bunch of happy atheists.
This seems to most often be the case for a child where their parents assure them the prayers will save them.
-
Keep P/R stuff in P/R.
-
ANYWAY _ BACK TO TEH FUNNEH !!!!1111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw
MY BRAND !!!! :lol
10 seconds long. :tup
-
dafuq :lol :lol
-
It's fuckin random and amazing.
-
Plus, one less Christian just means a bunch of happy atheists.
Ain't that the truth. ::)
I didn't say all of them.
-
dafuq :lol :lol
The audio is taken from a real advert.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/3548_10151193944478427_964812765_n.jpg)
-
Easy sex innuendo opportunity missed out on.
not everything has to be a dirty joke ?
Who said that it does in the first place?
-
Easy sex innuendo opportunity missed out on.
not everything has to be a dirty joke ?
Who said that it does in the first place?
-
For a guy who complains more than anyone else on the forum, one would think you'd at least be a little better at establishing logical foundations for your gripes by now. One key aspect of that being not exaggerating things.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/7DgyN.gif?1)
-
Holy shit! :lol
-
Clearly old but I hadn't seen this. Demon possessed singing fish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dHchmWsrfUo
-
That's a good one, but I can't watch this one without laughing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-tjXLUVlZc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
-
(https://i.imgur.com/7DgyN.gif?1)
:rollin
-
This thread is going to hell....it's time for: 'Does my ass look big in this?'
(https://static3.ad.nl/static/photo/2012/0/6/2/20121015072047/media_xll_1388957.jpg)
-
Girl saved by real spiderman (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrrZlkq4okQ&feature=related)
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fqoy1e9F1r7p797o1_500.gif)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fqoy1e9F1r7p797o2_250.gif)(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fqoy1e9F1r7p797o3_250.gif)
-
oh shit :lol
-
:lol
-
:rollin
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0fqoy1e9F1r7p797o3_250.gif)
... I honestly think I might know that troll in real life.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/PJ1xP.jpg)
-
I heard that "Gay" in Peter Griffin's voice :lol
-
I heard this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
-
I'm not gonna click that link but instead bet my My Two Dads DVD that it's Senor Chang.
-
That would be a good bet. :lol
-
:floydapproves:
-
Simpson's live action intro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gAQ6jRMhw1M)
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. Only 1:01 long if you have a minute to spare.
-
But what if you only have a minute to spare?
-
Simpson's live action intro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gAQ6jRMhw1M)
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. Only 1:01 long if you have a minute to spare.
AWESOME!
-
Simpson's live action intro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gAQ6jRMhw1M)
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. Only 1:01 long if you have a minute to spare.
AWESOME!
"great. now do futurama! ;)"
:lol :lol :lol
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/559563_370187589722634_223705430_n.jpg)
-
:lol That really quacked me up.
-
He's just having a gander.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/643955_4232500183372_627221621_n.jpg)
-
Pimp my ride.
-
Totally looks like something out of an anime.
-
Pimp my ride.
Yo Dawg, we heard you like speakers, so we put speakers on your speakers so you can listen to music while you listen to music. :xzibit:
-
It's a shame they'll only be listening to The Offspring.
-
:|
:\
-
It's a shame they'll only be listening to The Offspring.
If they are listening to Americana, it's okay.
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/642000_700b.jpg)
-
D'aww. :D :laugh:
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/itsascam.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/cakebaconscotch.jpg)
-
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/dumb-poses-that-all-girls-do.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/6luQe.png)
-
:rollin :rollin
-
I think the first time I ever saw this video was on DTF back in 2008. I had a massive nostalgic overload watching it today, so I must share it with you all once again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46PXaJxzuDE
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/itsascam.jpg)
I don't know, he's a pretty successful voice actor.
-
Star Wars Flashmob:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sTHXIzHPyqE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sTHXIzHPyqE)
-
Star Wars Flashmob:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sTHXIzHPyqE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sTHXIzHPyqE)
God damn why does this never happen in America?
Oh yea cause America sucks.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/gbD92.jpg)
-
:lol
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss
(https://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/start4.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/10/H5ZAMMqwwUahHuyEKASOKg2.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/11/lu3e0LvvdE2RUPW1Zd4Vyw2.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/16/TD8w0wqM5EetVkJaLdZROA2.jpg)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmxSk0wZxss
:lol Awesome channel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlwilbVYvUg&feature=plcp
-
(https://funnygaga.com/img/ups/10036271011349441592.png)
-
:lol :lol
-
Yes, it's poitical, but it's still funny. I shamelessly stole this from Fark:
(https://s8.postimage.org/3msf76h7p/mitt_paul_complete.jpg)
-
First half :rollin. Second half :)
-
My American history professor is named Ryan Paul. I got them mixed up rather frequently at the start of the semester.
-
This is my favorite commercial of October !
VW Passat commercial with Rush.
0:17 :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V57v_UlaZP0
-
Awesome :lol
I think everyone on the planet except Geddy sounds like that when singing that song.
-
Ah, deception... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSArz0T3H3w)
-
Instantly recognized the bedroom from the Call Me Maybe Chatroulette meme.
-
(https://statfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/graph_pirates_gw.png)
-
There are way more pirates than that graph says there are; just ask Lars Ulrich... :neverusethis:
-
:lol
-
Fantastic (and somewhat funny) getaway plan hatched by robber. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z3ere6ycah4#!)
Everything from 1:03 onward is pointless and not pertinent to this clip.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/525505_10151040592812127_1432261493_n.jpg)
-
:rollin
Brilliant
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc
-
Abraham Lincoln :lol
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc
It may be relevant at the moment, but I personally don't really like that installment.
I prefer this one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0).
EDIT: Just stumbled across this and didn't want to double post:
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/29/dMLP1p6IokmkWpRkbkI_KQ2.png)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc
It may be relevant at the moment, but I personally don't really like that installment.
I prefer this one (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0).
I too find them pretty inconsistent but I actually like the president one. Especially lincoln :lol
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/522172_286029444842332_255057704_n.jpg)
-
Give that father an award.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bitchplease.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/nonesoblack.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bitchplease.jpg)
That's not what he says >:(
-
https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bitchplease.jpg
That's not what he says >:(
Yeah. Cringe joke. :-\
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/nonesoblack.jpg)
My children hef...................they are yours now.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bitchplease.jpg)
That's not what he says >:(
I know.
Bitch please.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0emz.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/hkV3V.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/yvdd2.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/nonesoblack.jpg)
:rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0emz.gif)
There's gotta be at least a broken tailbone in that one.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0emz.gif)
Ouch
-
(https://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/C8/BBCD6A9ABCD73AE8B5EB4FF3D512DA_h498_w598_m2_cmqkRiSYy.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/527337_510932378916793_1116138693_n.jpg)
-
:lol :rollin :lol
-
(https://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/C8/BBCD6A9ABCD73AE8B5EB4FF3D512DA_h498_w598_m2_cmqkRiSYy.jpg)
This one has hung in the living room of my student flat for at least the past two years :lol
-
(https://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1055853/boosh_medium.gif)
-
(https://funnygaga.com/img/ups/65014179501349343951.jpeg)
(https://funnygaga.com/img/ups/15227784471349264086.jpeg)
(https://funnygaga.com/img/ups/847106455961347831717.jpeg)
-
(https://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1055853/boosh_medium.gif)
the fuck is this?
-
(https://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/69159_447949171924664_1321098251_n.jpg)
-
WTF? ^ :rollin
-
Not really funny but like... :yarr
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/525643_435089289860929_415148145_n.jpg)
-
IMO, outfits like that are waaaaay hotter than any piece of lingerie.
-
They're even hotter on the floor next to the bed.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0emz.gif)
Here's the video for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zd7c5tQCs1I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zd7c5tQCs1I)
-
They're even hotter on the floor next to the bed.
Hell no. Boots stay on as well as the mid section thing. I could do without the hood and cape and she'd have to put the knife down.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0emz.gif)
Here's the video for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zd7c5tQCs1I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zd7c5tQCs1I)
I don't even know what to say about that.... Did he think he was going to break through? It'd been funnier if the ice gave way as he was crawling back. :lol
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/404636_502485876429062_887111953_n.jpg)
-
Do you think Obama or Clinton laughs if they ever come across something like this?
-
Clinton does, Obama, not so sure.
-
Did someone say: A Proggy Christmas?!
(https://i312.photobucket.com/albums/ll347/keebsmp3s/Folder.jpg)
-
Abe Vigoda :metal
-
I was going to make mention of him as well. WTF??
-
Abe Vigoda :metal
:2metal:
-
Not really funny but like... :yarr
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/525643_435089289860929_415148145_n.jpg)
I'd let her assassinate me any day... :drool:
-
I was going to make mention of him as well. WTF??
It makes sense. Abe Vigoda played a TV character named Fish. Fish was the original singer for Marillion, a prog band.
-
I was going to make mention of him as well. WTF??
It makes sense. Abe Vigoda played a TV character named Fish. Fish was the original singer for Marillion, a prog band.
(https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif)
-
Abe Vigoda :metal
The man is 91! So much respect! :metal
-
Abe Vigoda :metal
:2metal:
Wonder how many others here saw him first. I did.
Not sure why my Portuguese Water Dog is there in the corner? Same with my standard avatar on the left.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0emz.gif)
Here's the video for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zd7c5tQCs1I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zd7c5tQCs1I)
That is so much funnier :rollin
It would be awesome if someone could translate what they are saying.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Y0emz.gif)
Here's the video for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zd7c5tQCs1I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zd7c5tQCs1I)
That is so much funnier :rollin
It would be awesome if someone could translate what they are saying.
Maybe Scorp will do that, he's German. My German is not good enough to translate all of it.
-
Pretty sure I can translate a couple lines for you.
"Mother fucker, fuck the fuckin world."
"Oh, my ass!!!!"
-
Yeah, that's about accurate. He basically says that this is promotion for his new band or something, and there is a lot of random tidbits, like whether he should give a speech at the beginning, with the camera guy answering and stuff like that.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/SUSwT.gif)
-
Twist ending!
-
Can someone quickly explain this binder reference thing to me? I've never seen it before, then in the past day I've seen 3 memes about it.
-
>Presidential Debate
>Discussing women's issues, rights, etc.
>Mitt Romney answers a question about women in the workforce
>Refers to the "binders full of women" that he wanted to employ
>Humorous slip of the tongue
>Internet latches on to it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Q7hONqQBk
-
Thank you, kind sir! :tup
-
(https://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/97/17/c0dc5c35d04a6489a5a5a043aad66f1a.jpg)
(https://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/46/27/79e4ebf49668145ad727a9a2d5ce07bc.jpg)
(https://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/84/98/1270d9cf90575a3c4e95e73e8a3971d4.jpg)
(https://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/88/51/3dd7cfa25c8e7451839d598d30dad7f1.jpg)
(https://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/83/38/0038d8df3ef806deac4208ef1e600fc9.jpg)
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/49/23/1bdbc7d6e336c6200cd6bcb8eb365496.jpg)
(https://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/19/74/8a5abcadd2683a20feb6f4eac95999e2.jpg)
(https://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/97/51/8cf9392b50364f5a8d493e0a622ade79.jpg)
(https://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/46/73/ca2f90e11c3ddcbbe2ccce49bd5769ed.jpg)
(https://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/34/44/37c2f587f3f6f2d3470e91fb51349d28.jpg)
(https://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/29/93/7ea96d156d2c439e0fcf19752b3951db.jpg)
-
Meanwhile in Finland.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=THhOp95HM8c#!
-
This is pure gold! :hefdaddy :lol
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbci2p6kBw1qkp0j6o1_500.jpg)
-
>Presidential Debate
>Discussing women's issues, rights, etc.
>Mitt Romney answers a question about women in the workforce
>Refers to the "binders full of women" that he wanted to employ
>Humorous slip of the tongue
>Internet latches on to it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Q7hONqQBk
This is completely unrelated but that is the best Ariana Grande photo yet.
-
They are all the best them.
-
This is pure gold! :hefdaddy :lol
*hot-dick punishment*
Well played. Reminds me of this one (which I'm certain is 100% fake, but a good story none-the-less). Husband cheats, but ends up with the house in the initial settlement. And so ensues ...
She spent the first day packing her personal belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days. In the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked.
People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and, eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls.
Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. She told him she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/2 of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.
A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home. Including the curtain rods.
I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
-
:lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol
-
I was going to make mention of him as well. WTF??
It makes sense. Abe Vigoda played a TV character named Fish. Fish was the original singer for Marillion, a prog band.
NICE!! 6 degrees of Abe Vigoda!
-
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7459.jpg)
-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
-
Shit, I just got the joke. :facepalm:
Well done. :lol :lol
-
>Presidential Debate
>Discussing women's issues, rights, etc.
>Mitt Romney answers a question about women in the workforce
>Refers to the "binders full of women" that he wanted to employ
>Humorous slip of the tongue
>Internet latches on to it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3Q7hONqQBk
This is completely unrelated but that is the best Ariana Grande photo yet.
Dorothy Grande is best Grande
-
I was going to make mention of him as well. WTF??
It makes sense. Abe Vigoda played a TV character named Fish. Fish was the original singer for Marillion, a prog band.
NICE!! 6 degrees of Abe Vigoda!
Well, three anyway, but thanks. :) Six would be something like this:
Abe Vigoda played Tessio in the 1972 film "The Godfather".
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/602315_3821079167419_1920004677_n.jpg)
The film was based on the book, and all playbills, trailers and other promotional material included the distinctive font from the cover of the book.
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/384323_3821075927338_939436027_n.jpg)
This font was later used by the band Adrenaline Mob for their logo.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/530604_3821076127343_725949830_n.jpg)
The drummer for Adrenaline Mob is Mike Portnoy.
(https://actorbrowse.com/images/mike-portnoy-05.jpg)
Mike Portnoy is the former drummer and a founding member of Dream Theater, a prog metal band.
-
(https://garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/satan-was-a-lesbian-.jpg)
-
He was a lesbian?? What is he now?
-
He was a lesbian?? What is he now?
A lesbisatan
-
Hmm. Makes sense, I suppose.
-
Mephistophilingus
-
Mephistophilingus
:spitcoffee:
-
Mephistophilingus
So...would that imply a...6669?
:6: :9:
-
Dudes... stop... :rollin
-
Mephistophilingus
So...would that imply a...6669?
:6: :9:
Sure, just gotta have an affinity for a gamey Lucifur burger.
-
I tried this beer for the first time the other day.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/485712_10152164362445111_1306003506_n.jpg)
-
Sure, just gotta have an affinity for a gamey Lucifur burger.
:lol
You sure that's not more like a fish taco?
-
I tried this beer for the first time the other day.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/485712_10152164362445111_1306003506_n.jpg)
I guess that would be....
the drink for ...
the Neighbour of the beast.
:lhk:
-
The Evil that Men Brew
Moonchild Moonshine
Fear of the Dunkel
Seventh Son of a Seven-year Scotch
Powerslake
Brave New Wort
Blaze Barley
No Porter for the Dying
-
Deja-Brew
Ale-lowed Be Thy Name
God, Maiden's titles are so easily pun-ified.
-
Mephistophilingus
So...would that imply a...6669?
:6: :9:
You are on fire today.
-
:onfire:
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/statistically.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/statistically.jpg)
:rollin :rollin
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9et15mine1r5lz7n.gif)
-
That hipster-y looking douche in your gif looks strangely familiar.
-
It's Amir from Collegehumor.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mah2y8svEA1r6psxao1_500.jpg)
-
Ohhhhhhhhhh, God.... :rollin
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRfFlRe4MSo
-
Goddamn Implode, good post :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
If you were to Google "Jawk Jaw" you would find one of the funniest array of pictures anywhere!
Based on my goofy thread I have had on multiple boards. It was locked on this board. :biggrin:
https://www.google.com/search?q=jawk+jaw&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ofmCUJ-VNMyN0QHah4HoCA&ved=0CDgQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=894#hl=en&safe=off&tbm=isch&nfpr=1&q=jawk+jaw&sa=X&ei=sPmCUJPAD-Sx0AGiw4GoBA&ved=0CEUQvgUoAQ&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.&fp=e60ef77745d16cfb&bpcl=35466521&biw=1280&bih=894
-
From that page:
(https://image59.webshots.com/759/3/12/83/2339312830058960102CuULEV_ph.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/wcx1w.jpg)
-
What the fuck? How is that funny?
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/546851_541467662549358_1836325157_n.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/wcx1w.jpg)
I feel guilty for laughing at this. :lol
-
What the fuck? How is that funny?
Wassamatta? That wit a little too sharp for ya?
-
I didn't see anything witty.
-
What the fuck? How is that funny?
Wassamatta? That wit a little too sharp for ya?
:lol
-
I didn't see anything witty.
I was making a pun.
-
What the fuck? How is that funny?
-
(https://static.awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/cache/2012/10/img019-e1350341841379/51148858.jpg)
-
I'm guessing the little girl just squeezed one out.
-
Or
That awkward moment when your entire family is hideously ugly.
-
What the fuck? How is that funny?
BECAUSE IT'S RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
-
BECAUSE IT'S RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
-
... That's real isn't it?
-
Ah! It's DeviantArt all over again! :dangerwillrobinson:
-
BECAUSE IT'S RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
wut.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/247372_404263729645672_1729641068_n.jpg)
-
BECAUSE IT'S RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
Oh dear.
Oh dear oh dear if it's real.....
That is just.......so obviously trying to hard to be wacky.
The funniest kind of "random" people are naturally funny and interesting.
people trying to be wacky and "random" are so transparent and annoying.
-
I don't think it's real. It's a popular I have just violated forum rule #1--please ban me thing though which I always enjoy reading. :lol
-
Funny how "random" has gone from meaning arbitrary or unplanned - to meaning wacky and crazy lolz11!!11
The same thing with "value". It used to mean good quality product for less money. Now it just means "cheap".
-
Well no, because salespeople want you to still believe the "value" they're selling means the former when all it really is is the latter.
-
It depends on the context. If I see something promoted as a "good value" it's usually the larger size package, which means a higher content-to-packaging ratio and thus more product per dollar. I don't see why it has to mean "cheap".
If you're talking about the store brand or generic versus a name brand and there's a sign that says "Great Value!" then again, all they're saying is that you're getting more for your money. So yeah, it's less expensive, cheaper. "Cheap" doesn't mean less expensive, though, it implies lower quality, and I don't see that.
-
(https://i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb411/NJDTFAN/ice.jpg)
-
Did that come from the north pole?
-
Could be bro, just giving everyone a heads up.
-
I wonder if the driver's girl is into snowballing.
-
Cum what may, it is just the tip of the iceberg Floyd.
-
What the fuck? How is that funny?
I take it you people haven't seen the cutting image before? I've seen it attached to Facebook posts saying "Stop bullying!" and stuff like that. So because of that, I thought the picture as a whole was funny.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDiZOnzajNU
-
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/10/507f08e62e656.jpeg)
(https://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4dd17fde3ecf7.jpg)
(https://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4dd18be086e3f.jpg)
(https://static.someecards.com/someecards/images/feed_assets/4da4b19ca5e91.jpg)
More...
https://www.happyplace.com/3695/unintentionally-sexual-church-signs
-
What the fuck? How is that funny?
I take it you people haven't seen the cutting image before? I've seen it attached to Facebook posts saying "Stop bullying!" and stuff like that. So because of that, I thought the picture as a whole was funny.
It just seems like it's trying too hard. Old, lame joke is old and lame but SOME KIDS CUT THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY'RE BULLIED. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? NOTHING IS FUNNY NOW!
My reaction was pretty much the same as the last frame. "WTF? Lighten up."
-
Right, that's the joke.
-
It's like in movies when there's a really tense scene and they juxtapose light, happy music over it. It's super clever and effective every time it's done.
-
Whoa....and not only the fact, check out the coments below the video...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IvaiV_qb0FM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IvaiV_qb0FM)
-
Right, that's the joke.
Oh. I was drawing a connection to the phrase "down the road, not across the street," referring to how to effectively suicide via wristcutting.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/254334_4863263222159_2021351705_n.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/254334_4863263222159_2021351705_n.jpg)
I ask this is with all sincerity and curiosity.
Is there something funny about this?
-
Well, I´m sure they thought it was.... :millahhhh
-
Well, I´m sure they thought it was.... :millahhhh
Can you explain it to me then?
Is it the simple concept of a rock band posing with classical instruments?
-
Well, I guess the joke is in the fact that the combination is such an unlikely one. Sort of ´look at us, we´re holding these instruments everyone knows none of us in a million years would learn to play´
That´s as close to an explanation I could come, I guess....
-
Well, I guess the joke is in the fact that the combination is such an unlikely one. Sort of ´look at us, we´re holding these instruments everyone knows none of us in a million years would learn to play´
That´s as close to an explanation I could come, I guess....
Alright. I guess if you found it funny, then it's cool.
Personally it isn't funny to me.
-
Oh. I was drawing a connection to the phrase "down the road, not across the street," referring to how to effectively suicide via wristcutting.
(https://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/razor2.gif)
-
That blade must have an unusually sharp handle.
-
(https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/533891401.gif?key=500261&Expires=1350939726&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=ViBA1OGTRaoyfC4GAev5Qm~oM5kK5zQuQi6zm9jS-b5R7YlTGZhJ6NaSgRgA0UO2H5LcSFJ61hsLHLZnyv7icRKB~mYWRdsulHeYW7gY5CgE4hO6ws9ZkIIhJQFqo5Dz9HAxLQo3swj2gBp-5C5SMyYX0tiXkrU7z2kmiLf3vWc_)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/tetris.jpg)
-
That's some SERIOUS arching. That looks painful. :wince:
-
Be quiet and go walk your dog.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bosky.jpg)
-
That's no
moon dog.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/rg0bo.png)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/tetris.jpg)
Looks like she prefers to play A-type.
-
I want to show that to my brother, who has back problems, and watch him cry.
-
Shit, I cried because I'll never nail anything that hot.
(https://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/sp/image/1345/36/1345368169249.png)
-
I love fantasy football.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/fantasyfootball.jpg)
AM I DOIN IT RITE?
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/tetris.jpg)
Boy, I'd like to finish her off with my 4 square long brick and make her disappear. :zydar:
-
(https://i.imgur.com/rg0bo.png)
Yea...don't get this one either.
She needs 10 more shares to save her son? She has to share 10 more things? Dunno. Seems to be part of a trend in humor that clearly isn't for me.
-
Twitter joke. Lots of people who are sick and shit try to get celebrities to retweet their plight as if it will miraculously make things better.
-
Twitter joke. Lots of people who are sick and shit try to get celebrities to retweet their plight as if it will miraculously make things better.
Seriously?
What the hell is wrong with people?
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/557831_491243424242442_1551076424_n.jpg)
-
More celebrities need to have CM Punk's attitude on that matter.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/557831_491243424242442_1551076424_n.jpg)
:lol
-
(https://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/full/675931324.gif?key=379260&Expires=1351000390&Key-Pair-Id=APKAIYVGSUJFNRFZBBTA&Signature=yH-QxCD8sdQg59BDpt521BM941kX7tpIVL~gKW32OaJyYAq6-kzrTn1X~dSCq2jA-qyMlEeepwTyJYMdL95gzowL2HgrzjLbU8ZSAHLCZMfWPEHIqk38wuttDLeK~EBteBP5gJWQICcUChD6NgpwRj5Uxri3wFFjxXRvyCmb2kE_)
-
:rollin
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin
That gif was bound to exist
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc6o9mbQa91r6gk4zo1_500.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
...Kittes....
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc6o9mbQa91r6gk4zo1_500.jpg)
I reblogged that because it's funny but I'm still slightly mad at the blatant error :lol...I mean seriously, hasn't anyone ever heard of True Norwegian Black Metal?
Norweeeeeeggiaaan.
Not Swedish.
Norwegian.
Norway.
-
I reblogged that because it's funny but I'm still slightly mad at the blatant error :lol...I mean seriously, hasn't anyone ever heard of True Norwegian Black Metal?
Norweeeeeeggiaaan.
Not Swedish.
Norwegian.
Norway.
I'm more mad at the other blatant error. You know, using Comic Sans. :P
-
Norway? More like No Way.
mirite?
-
I reblogged that because it's funny but I'm still slightly mad at the blatant error :lol...I mean seriously, hasn't anyone ever heard of True Norwegian Black Metal?
Norweeeeeeggiaaan.
Not Swedish.
Norwegian.
Norway.
I knew you'd pick it up <3
-
Seriously, Norway is the country where black metal pretty much originated and became famous. :heart :heart :heart Norway. And black metal. :heart
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/269810_473884789322735_451419346_n.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/explorers.jpg)
-
I'm really appreciating your contributions to this thread these days hef.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcc3xq1pSd1ql2603o1_500.jpg)
-
That post exhibits a delightfully mirthful reference.
-
Hef's Dora post reminded me of this:
College Humour - Dora Trailer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U)
-
Hef's Dora post reminded me of this:
College Humour - Dora Trailer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U)
:rollin
I haven't checked that youtube channel in a long time
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcb157FNmH1rixkyoo1_500.jpg)
-
Hah, I get it.
That's kinda horrifying. :|
-
That post exhibits a delightfully mirthful reference.
Only if you pronounce it wrong.
-
That post exhibits a delightfully mirthful reference.
Only if you pronounce it wrong.
Tone down your optimism. It's a little too becoming.
-
That post exhibits a delightfully mirthful reference.
Only if you pronounce it wrong.
For once I am with you. The way foreigners, Americans in particular, (attempt to) pronounce van Gogh is horrible to Dutch ears :lol.
-
That post exhibits a delightfully mirthful reference.
Only if you pronounce it wrong.
For once I am with you. The way foreigners, Americans in particular, (attempt to) pronounce van Gogh is horrible to Dutch ears :lol.
Indeed.
-
That post exhibits a delightfully mirthful reference.
Only if you pronounce it wrong.
For once I am with you. The way foreigners, Americans in particular, (attempt to) pronounce van Gogh is horrible to Dutch ears :lol.
Indeed.
So it's not pronounced van-go? How do you pronounce it?
-
As an aside to this piss match of semantics, I'd like to say that I never implied that it was pronounced "van-go." I was making a subtle reference to Xzibit since I actually thought the pic was a joke about how over-the-top they used to get in some cases on Pimp My Ride.
-
That post exhibits a delightfully mirthful reference.
Only if you pronounce it wrong.
For once I am with you. The way foreigners, Americans in particular, (attempt to) pronounce van Gogh is horrible to Dutch ears :lol.
Indeed.
So it's not pronounced van-go? How do you pronounce it?
Watch this fragment for humour and for the answer;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLTQv8RH1TE
-
Watch this fragment for humour and for the answer;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLTQv8RH1TE
QI is f***ing awesome! And yes, Arthur Japin pronounces it correctly (no shit, he's Dutch) and Stephen comes quite close.
-
I'm really appreciating your contributions to this thread these days hef.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/sammy.jpg)
-
This is so me. :lol
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/391708_4347494919176_311148524_n.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/upinhere.jpg)
-
It's like someone planting a patch of gardenias and begonias that spell out "fuck." :rollin
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/63116_10151113248579296_675691996_n.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/upinhere.jpg)
I've failed because I immediately thought of "Like Mike" when they are in the car. :facepalm:
-
That post exhibits a delightfully mirthful reference.
Only if you pronounce it wrong.
For once I am with you. The way foreigners, Americans in particular, (attempt to) pronounce van Gogh is horrible to Dutch ears :lol.
Interestingly, the proper pronunciation sounds fairly offensive to American ears. :lol
Same thing with Johann Sebastian Baaaggghhhhcccckkkkk. Sorry squire, I gobbed on your carpet.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/upinhere.jpg)
I've failed because I immediately thought of "Like Mike" when they are in the car. :facepalm:
I did too ! :rollin :rollin
-
Same. :lolpalm:
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcek84YyLg1qzcv7no1_500.gif)
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
That's from a winter tires commercial that gets played a lot up here. Thought it was funny my first watch.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcek84YyLg1qzcv7no1_500.gif)
:whatisthisidonteven:
:justjen
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/63116_10151113248579296_675691996_n.jpg)
:rollin :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :rollin
-
This is so me. :lol
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/391708_4347494919176_311148524_n.jpg)
Me too. Cats are awesome at cheering you up.
There's one on my road that always comes up to me for a cuddle. ^_^
-
So you thought Nicky Spanjaards was bad? This guy killed me. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkTRV7vz06k)
-
I was listening to that when I saw the Canada gif and I lost it so bad :rollin
-
He's deaf, but nonetheless it's very funny
-
He's deaf, but nonetheless it's very funny
I know, it's stated in the video description of the other video, but I can't help cracking up every time I see this.
-
The only thing about the Canada commercial is they've been using it ever late-fall/winter for several years. So the image is embedded in my brain. :lol It's still a good commercial though.
-
That post exhibits a delightfully mirthful reference.
Only if you pronounce it wrong.
For once I am with you. The way foreigners, Americans in particular, (attempt to) pronounce van Gogh is horrible to Dutch ears :lol.
Interestingly, the proper pronunciation sounds fairly offensive to American ears. :lol
Same thing with Johann Sebastian Baaaggghhhhcccckkkkk. Sorry squire, I gobbed on your carpet.
Understandable, most people don't find our language particularly beautiful :lol.
-
I said Van Gogh the proper way and my grandmother's reaction was "JORDAN THAT'S DISGUSTING". Not a good sign.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6rnxsN6Rr1qhgb5lo1_400.gif)
-
:rollin
-
Apparently there is a railroad bridge in Durham, NC that is 11'-8", a smidge too short for commercial trucks. Despite a lot of signs there's a high level of incidents, most of which are captured on film by some guy. Someone else decided to compile the videos. Set to the Rocky Theme.
https://www.prochan.com/view?p=da1_1351183858
-
Neil Young did a Q&A on twitter. He was asked this:
https://twitter.com/akemi99/status/261192264209014785
And responded with this:
https://twitter.com/neilyoung/status/261192633320349696
-
Apparently there is a railroad bridge in Durham, NC that is 11'-8", a smidge too short for commercial trucks. Despite a lot of signs there's a high level of incidents, most of which are captured on film by some guy. Someone else decided to compile the videos. Set to the Rocky Theme.
https://www.prochan.com/view?p=da1_1351183858
11foot8.com ?! :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
The dude actually purchased and named a domain in honor of a hokie, basically unfit to be on a road, overpass? :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
That made my day :rollin
-
That's awesome. I live about 20 minutes away from there.
-
Drive out to Clayton. I live with my folks, have a Super NES and beer.
-
I'm underage, so I can't drink, but that would be fun as hell. we need to have a meetup sometime for nc people.
-
Apparently there is a railroad bridge in Durham, NC that is 11'-8", a smidge too short for commercial trucks. Despite a lot of signs there's a high level of incidents, most of which are captured on film by some guy. Someone else decided to compile the videos. Set to the Rocky Theme.
https://www.prochan.com/view?p=da1_1351183858
:rollin
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-HieaOI00s&feature=youtu.be
-
Apparently there is a railroad bridge in Durham, NC that is 11'-8", a smidge too short for commercial trucks. Despite a lot of signs there's a high level of incidents, most of which are captured on film by some guy. Someone else decided to compile the videos. Set to the Rocky Theme.
https://www.prochan.com/view?p=da1_1351183858
Damn!! I could watch that all day!!
-
Apparently there is a railroad bridge in Durham, NC that is 11'-8", a smidge too short for commercial trucks. Despite a lot of signs there's a high level of incidents, most of which are captured on film by some guy. Someone else decided to compile the videos. Set to the Rocky Theme.
https://www.prochan.com/view?p=da1_1351183858
:metal :corn :metal
-
Apparently there is a railroad bridge in Durham, NC that is 11'-8", a smidge too short for commercial trucks. Despite a lot of signs there's a high level of incidents, most of which are captured on film by some guy. Someone else decided to compile the videos. Set to the Rocky Theme.
https://www.prochan.com/view?p=da1_1351183858
:metal :corn :metal
I came to post this link as well. At least I'm not the only one who finds it funny as hell.
-
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qCaRbO6_uY
-
CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qCaRbO6_uY
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcek84YyLg1qzcv7no1_500.gif)
:whatisthisidonteven:
:justjen
:rollin :rollin :rollin
in the actual commercial they go to an overhead helicopter shot too adds to the hilarity.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfgonv2UvSs
^Canadian police chase video
-
Jared Padalecki from Supernatural tells his train story. This is one of the best stories I've ever heard in my life. 13 minutes long, but very funny all throughout. If I had been in that situation... Oh man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSXpSa6dXYY
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/lol.gif)
-
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7483.jpg)
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7493.jpg)
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7498.jpg)
-
Jared Padalecki from Supernatural tells his train story. This is one of the best stories I've ever heard in my life. 13 minutes long, but very funny all throughout. If I had been in that situation... Oh man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSXpSa6dXYY
That guy is a lot funnier than I would have ever expected.
-
Jared Padalecki from Supernatural tells his train story. This is one of the best stories I've ever heard in my life. 13 minutes long, but very funny all throughout. If I had been in that situation... Oh man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSXpSa6dXYY
That guy is a lot funnier than I would have ever expected.
That was my reaction, as well. I watched the Supernatural Comic-con panel last night, and every cast member seems to be insanely smart.
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/23/GOUZ4xeY7EG2st8LzwO1fg2.jpg)
-
(https://unfollowingjesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/zombie-jesus-day.gif)
-
I still don't think I've ever seen a zombie eating actual brains. They seem to nosh on flesh but brains? Never.
-
Jared Padalecki from Supernatural tells his train story. This is one of the best stories I've ever heard in my life. 13 minutes long, but very funny all throughout. If I had been in that situation... Oh man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSXpSa6dXYY
:rollin
That was totally worth it!
-
I still don't think I've ever seen a zombie eating actual brains. They seem to nosh on flesh but brains? Never.
They love brains. They just can't afford them.
-
:icy:
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/60382_491509577536725_324969737_n.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Hcyj3.jpg)
-
Saw the squirrel one yesterday. Hilarious. :lol
-
I still don't think I've ever seen a zombie eating actual brains. They seem to nosh on flesh but brains? Never.
Watch the original Night of the Living Dead and Return of the Living Dead. In that one, a zombie actually speaks. He says "BRAINS!"
-
I meant actually eating them. I know about saying brains.
(https://i.imgur.com/Hcyj3.jpg)
Totally necessary caption.
-
lel edit
-
i love that one and the 420 blazer it fgt, but i got a warning for posting that one earlier :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtnZDrzwNi0
-
Remix gangnam style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbTyFzqZu0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbTyFzqZu0)
-
Remix gangnam style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbTyFzqZu0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbTyFzqZu0)
That's it. This confirms Wither is compatible with every song that gets viral on YouTube.
VERSATILITY IS WHAT PORTNOY AIMS FOR
-
:clap:
-
Wow. That's conspicuously fitting (that's not an actual phrase now is it?)
-
Remix gangnam style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbTyFzqZu0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbTyFzqZu0)
So much win :metal
-
(https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y42/Smooth_dude_87/IbecameErection.jpg)
I didn't want them to see my penis because it meant I would have to have sex with everybody in the room.
Legit concern!
-
I'm most offended he would use a red maple-leaf as his avatar.
-
I know I should have stopped reading after the first line.... :facepalm:
-
Why? You became erection?
-
Fucking moronic... and I love penis talk. This asshole clearly does not respect the peni clan. That isn't funny. Not at all. Ugh. We need some good, clean, god-fearing jokes up in this slutty place.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcelrhsttE1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
-
Instant karma's a bitch.
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcPLKGZO8JSkId4_G0iJBoo4x2VA3b0INUHrQphs_JDogKUVMeHQ)
-
Cheesus rice, that's satisfying.
-
I guess you could say that car...
...got the cold shoulder.
:lhk:
-
Why were they filming?
-
Probably just dumb luck.
He we are stuck in traffic. Lame.
Oh look, some idiot riding the shoulder.
Ha! Burn!
I figure most of this kind of thing results from millions of people having cell phone cameras, lots of time, and access to the Internet. There's no end to the amount of human stupidity documented on the 'net. Mostly caught by chance.
-
Shit just got ´very´ real:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/63120_10151081460415496_373490_n.jpg)
-
Probably just dumb luck.
He we are stuck in traffic. Lame.
Oh look, some idiot riding the shoulder.
Ha! Burn!
I figure most of this kind of thing results from millions of people having cell phone cameras, lots of time, and access to the Internet. There's no end to the amount of human stupidity documented on the 'net. Mostly caught by chance.
I know a guy who has a dashboard cam specifically hoping to catch something like that.
Yes, he's kind of an asshole.
-
I wouldn't necessarily have guessed that, but it does seem a bit extreme. Sure, it would be kinda cool to happen to catch something like that, then post it on YouTube and enjoy three minutes of fame (not really good enough for 15), but actually going to the trouble of mounting a dashboard cam just to "happen to" catch something cool seems kinda lame, not to mention mostly a waste of time and money. But whatever. There are people with dumber hobbies.
-
Could be a cop. which would make the dude especially idiotic.
-
Why were they filming?
Dash cam. lots of people have them in case someone hits them and blames em for it.
-
That's finally some long-overdue justice to those pricks who think they're better than us and can circumvent the rules and bypass the rest of us. F*ckin' line-cutters.
Happens more and more around here in Dallas/Fort Worth with all the construction zones.
-
Oh yeah, I hate that shit. A little while back, traffic on the way to work was all backed up, and we were all crawling along, some guy goes zipping by on the shoulder. A half mile or so up the road is an overpass, and when I got to it, there he was still on the shoulder with his turn signal on, trying to cut back in. No one would let him in, since we'd all seen him trying to beat the system. He was fuming, but didn't want to force his way in and possibly damage his pretty little sports car.
I passed him, laughing. Bastard.
-
(https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gwg_CUzB4rQ/TNWeZ7x59YI/AAAAAAAAAoE/lSNM3q59cTg/s1600/slinky.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/302850_543168052364668_1438668018_n.jpg)
-
AWWWWWWW SNAP! :lol
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/189105_458252637551540_1445364988_n.png)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/kTC1N.jpg)
(https://pigroll.com/img/34_million_years_of_not_giving_a_fuck.jpg)
-
:|
I don't have any preference between PC and Mac (for the record, I have a Windows-run PC), but that was just fuckin' dumb.
Or maybe I'm just really, really hungry and smelling delicious gumbo isn't helping. But I'm pretty sure it was just stupid.
It's okay. Don't cry.
-
Gumbo is incredible. You remember when Popeye's used to have that seafood platter around lent each year and they'd give you a small cup of gumbo with it?
-
smelling delicious gumbo
:censored
I still heart youse though, fuh reelz.
-
My wife made some gumbo recently, from a recipe. All the ingredients were fresh. Clams, fish, all kinds of shit. It was awesome.
So... yeah. Gumbo is good.
-
How to tell the difference between different genres of metal
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess.
VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.
DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.
BLACK METAL: The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan.
GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist.
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour.
NU METAL: The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
-
:rollin
-
I feel like the Doom Metal description is all wrong.
The dragon and protagonist should be shooting up heroin together, while slow roasting the princess and praising the devil.
Fvking Brvtal.
-
:lol :lol :lol
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/25/NiWz3wYqqUinoFGSNxsbVw2.jpg)
-
How to tell the difference between different genres of metal...........
:rollin :rollin
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/406947_520165361327681_2132670338_n.png)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/21824_10151210974552225_112553170_n.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
(https://i.imgur.com/9yxTS.gif)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D06gGT-pkiA&feature=g-all-u
Some more Andy Rehfeldt!
-
This ain't funny, it's AWESOME. Humpback whale saved form net, take some time to watch this (about 8 minutes).
https://www.youtube.com/embed/tcXU7G6zhjU (https://www.youtube.com/embed/tcXU7G6zhjU)
-
Wow, that didn't work!
Here ya go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tcXU7G6zhjU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tcXU7G6zhjU)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/552424_397790300295018_1824646512_n.jpg)
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mct6f0dMZ01rz84yso1_500.gif)
-
Holy shit! Was that staged or is it real?
-
It was probably staged but awesome nonetheless.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/jcW29.gif)
-
Bwahaha, that looks a bit staged, but even if it was, I love the lil 'head rub' after he straight up pours his beer on the guy. "Oppsie! *Rubs head* Kthanks"
-
The Delta Center? As in the Energy Solutions arena? As in where I would go to NBA games as a kid?
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/552424_397790300295018_1824646512_n.jpg)
:lol
-
(https://i45.tinypic.com/35aps7p.jpg)
-
:lol
-
not necessarily 'funny', but so damn true.
(https://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/536332_10151837246064119_1653352529_n.jpg)
-
not necessarily 'funny', but so damn true.
(https://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/536332_10151837246064119_1653352529_n.jpg)
I buy physical copies, fuck digital. I actually paid an extra $8 for the digital copy of Family's album since the release was delayed by Sandy, and I got my free digital copy from them yesterday when my album shipped.
I am committed :metal
Oh and girls love to meet for coffee so $5 ain't nothing.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552451_528328550529785_1785857129_n.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/GZXG7.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/umLB4.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/WlzTF.gif)
-
Bwaha and
Awwww!
-
(https://i.imgur.com/umLB4.gif)
That's awesome. :lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/umLB4.gif)
That's awesome. :lol
This is popular Turkish ice-cream called "Maraş Dondurması". When you want it from the seller it's kind of tradition to make that kind of joke while serving it. I once remember I failed to grab my ice-cream for 5 min or so. While it's funny, after many futile attempts to grab it, things turns out to be pathetic situation for who wants. :lol
-
Bwahaha, that looks a bit staged, but even if it was, I love the lil 'head rub' after he straight up pours his beer on the guy. "Oppsie! *Rubs head* Kthanks"
It is, but it's still a hilarious gif. :lol
-
A gallery of gifs depicting those moments in infomercials where people just can't seem to do something right:
https://imgur.com/a/WpRg2
-
I don't mean to be That Guy, but do we know how many of those are from real infomercials? At least one of them is fake.
Doesn't matter, really, just curious.
-
I don't mean to be That Guy, but do we know how many of those are from real infomercials? At least one of them is fake.
Doesn't matter, really, just curious.
Pretty sure the one you're thinking of (from Friends, isn't it?) is the only one that's fake.
-
not necessarily 'funny', but so damn true.
(https://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/536332_10151837246064119_1653352529_n.jpg)
Alright, I have to respond.
A cup of coffee at starbucks does not cost pennies to make, nor minutes to prepare. The coffee beans are grown on a farm on the other side of the world by a fleet of farmers operating millions of dollars of machinery (which in itself required hundreds of engineers and thousands of man hours to produce). It is then harvested, packaged, and shipped TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD on a freighter that required hundreds of thousands of man hours to design and manufacture, not to mention hundreds of thousands of man hours more to develop the skill and infrastructure necessary to operate, navigate, and load/unload it. Those beans was then shipped to a factory where they were prepared, roasted, and packaged again, all requiring more manpower and machinery, before being shipped off the warehouse and finally the shop where you see some hipster pour your 2 dollar coffee with them.
Yes, it looks easy and cheap, but the development and maintenance of the infrastructure required to deliver you a 2 dollar coffee (and yes, it is less than two dollars for a normal coffee at Starbucks, regardless of the bizarre stereotype that everyone seems to hold about it (https://www.cspinet.org/DCMenuLabeling/images/ml_starbucks.jpg)) is what you're paying for, not the hipster douche who poured it.
That's not to say that you shouldn't pay the buck for a song on itunes or that music is inherently is worth less (it's most certainly not), but I hate it when people take the fucking miracle of human ingenuity and cooperation that is industrialized society for granted.
And yes, I know my roulette is super/absurd/unforgivably late. As you may or may not have noticed, I haven't been around at all because I've basically been working 24/7. Fortunately I have the weekend off finally, so it will get done. Not that anyone cares anymore.
-
not necessarily 'funny', but so damn true.
(https://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/536332_10151837246064119_1653352529_n.jpg)
Alright, I have to respond.
A cup of coffee at starbucks does not cost pennies to make, nor minutes to prepare. The coffee beans are grown on a farm on the other side of the world by a fleet of farmers operating millions of dollars of machinery (which in itself required hundreds of engineers and thousands of man hours to produce). It is then harvested, packaged, and shipped TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD on a freighter that required hundreds of thousands of man hours to design and manufacture, not to mention hundreds of thousands of man hours more to develop the skill and infrastructure necessary to operate, navigate, and load/unload it. Those beans was then shipped to a factory where they were prepared, roasted, and packaged again, all requiring more manpower and machinery, before being shipped off the warehouse and finally the shop where you see some hipster pour your 2 dollar coffee with them.
Yes, it looks easy and cheap, but the development and maintenance of the infrastructure required to deliver you a 2 dollar coffee (and yes, it is less than two dollars for a normal coffee at Starbucks, regardless of the bizarre stereotype that everyone seems to hold about it (https://www.cspinet.org/DCMenuLabeling/images/ml_starbucks.jpg)) is what you're paying for, not the hipster douche who poured it.
That's not to say that you shouldn't pay the buck for a song on itunes or that music is inherently is worth less (it's most certainly not), but I hate it when people take the fucking miracle of human ingenuity and cooperation that is industrialized society for granted.
And yes, I know my roulette is super/absurd/unforgivably late. As you may or may not have noticed, I haven't been around at all because I've basically been working 24/7. Fortunately I have the weekend off finally, so it will get done. Not that anyone cares anymore.
I don't get it. Where's the funny?
-
Nice post, Sigz. Engineers are the true artistes of our world.
-
I don't mean to be That Guy, but do we know how many of those are from real infomercials? At least one of them is fake.
Doesn't matter, really, just curious.
Pretty sure the one you're thinking of (from Friends, isn't it?) is the only one that's fake.
Oh good. And yes, that's the one I was thinking of, and yes, it is from Friends.
*snip*
:clap:
-
Starbucks sucks.
-
It doesn't suck. Many of the drinks are quite good.
-
I have never actually had anything from Starbucks.
-
I only get their hot chocolate when I'm snowboarding, and I don't drink coffee or the like, so I can't say too much about their other stuff, but that hot chocolate is awesome!
Seriously though, I think it's important to buy music. Not only is it giving credit and money where it is due, but it also shows that you trust the artist to make good music that is worth your money and time. Not just the music, but the packaging, the album inserts, and the general feeling that you get from holding the album in your hands, everything that is fun about buying music and owning a "piece" of the band.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/umLB4.gif)
That's awesome. :lol
This is popular Turkish ice-cream called "Maraş Dondurması". When you want it from the seller it's kind of tradition to make that kind of joke while serving it. I once remember I failed to grab my ice-cream for 5 min or so. While it's funny, after many futile attempts to grab it, things turns out to be pathetic situation for who wants. :lol
Terrible ice cream though. Didn't like it at all. It's more like chewing gum than anything else.
-
A friend of mine sent me this:
(https://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/403448_372402786180764_1369525111_n.png)
-
:rollin
-
*rant*
The point of the post wasn't to argue the profitability and margins of a cup of coffee. Glad you focused on the thing that was furthest from the point. However, since you did, and I don't mean to stray further off topic, but I have to call bull-shit on your bull-shit. I can buy a 940 gram (32oz) tin of premium coffee blend from my grocery store. I presume that the process to harvest and produce that is virtually similar to the one you laid out. That tin of coffee costs me $17.99, and each cup takes 20 grams to make. Let's do the math... 940/20 = 47 cups of coffee per tin. $18/47 = $0.38. Barista's are paid shit, so yes, it does cost pennies to make that cup of coffee or double-vanilla-shot-half-calf-skinny-triple-foam-cinnamon-sprinkle-cappuccino.
Back on topic ....
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7505.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/317113_10151147020774385_2128681672_n.jpg)
-
It doesn't suck. Many of the drinks are quite good.
Maybe their drinks that aren't coffee are good. Their coffee is horribly bad. I have never once gotten a cup of coffee from Starbucks that didn't taste like it had been sitting on a warmer for 12 hours.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/317113_10151147020774385_2128681672_n.jpg)
:rollin :rollin
-
It doesn't suck. Many of the drinks are quite good.
Maybe their drinks that aren't coffee are good. Their coffee is horribly bad. I have never once gotten a cup of coffee from Starbucks that didn't taste like it had been sitting on a warmer for 12 hours.
Ok, I got you. Yeah the plain coffee stinks. But a lot of people get their espresso which is bomb
-
As opposed to "the bomb" which is far inferior.
-
"The bomb" implies its the one and only best of the best. So "the bomb" is higher than "bomb"
-
Don't apply logic to a stupid updated broken English slang term.
-
Don't apply logic to a stupid, updated, broken English, slang term.
FTFY
-
Don't apply logic to a stupid, updated, broken English, slang term.
FTFY
That's the official name. There are no commas.
-
I have never once gotten a cup of coffee from Starbucks that didn't taste like it had been sitting on a warmer for 12 hours.
I like it strong, and while coffee does get stronger when it sits and simmers all day, it also gets a burnt, shitty taste to it, and Starbucks doesn't have that. It just tastes like good, strong coffee. Plus, there's no way in hell it's been sitting for more than 15 minutes. The Starbucks around here move tons of coffee, and they're constantly firing up a new batch.
I don't drink it a lot, but I treat myself to a cup on Sunday mornings when I'm playing, and it fires me right up. I don't think I've ever had a cup of coffee there that I didn't like.
-
Starbucks sucks.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mct6f0dMZ01rz84yso1_500.gif)
That's from a Jackie Chan movie. Just watched it on TV a few minutes ago. Don't know the English title, but Jackie lost his memory in it. He lives with a tribe in Africa and later travels to the Netherlands.
-
Bwaha, awesome! Good to know. That somehow makes it much better than if some Americans set this up. Probably because Chan is better than any living American. Yes. Go Chan.
P.S. Go create a Starbucks Coffee-bean Creation thread cause that shit ain't funny and all coffee sucks anyway so just go. Go away. Now. Before I change my mind and kill all your beans. I'll do it. I hate those goddamn beans.
-
I have never once gotten a cup of coffee from Starbucks that didn't taste like it had been sitting on a warmer for 12 hours.
I like it strong, and while coffee does get stronger when it sits and simmers all day, it also gets a burnt, shitty taste to it, and Starbucks doesn't have that. It just tastes like good, strong coffee. Plus, there's no way in hell it's been sitting for more than 15 minutes. The Starbucks around here move tons of coffee, and they're constantly firing up a new batch.
I don't drink it a lot, but I treat myself to a cup on Sunday mornings when I'm playing, and it fires me right up. I don't think I've ever had a cup of coffee there that I didn't like.
Oh, I know, it moves majorly fast and doesn't sit. It just has that extremely turns-me-completely-off overly strong taste. I prefer something a little more balanced, I guess.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/Q73S9.jpg)
-
I dunno man, looks kinda photoshopped.
(https://i.imgur.com/kjQZ6.jpg)
-
PIH-jin
py-JEFF
???
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/401999_287823854617027_1928732777_n.jpg)
Brown Boy Hopkins
-
Boney Bad Boy Rivers
-
Boney Gumbo Jefferson
lol, neither Hef nor I are remotely boney either.
But I have eaten my body weight in gumbo and lived in Jefferson Parish for 20 of my 31 years.
-
Boney Gumbo Jefferson
lol, neither Hef nor I are remotely boney either.
But I have eaten my body weight in gumbo and lived in Jefferson Parish for 20 of my 31 years.
I was fairly boney about an hour ago.
-
:icy:
-
Skinny Fingers Dupree
I can live with that. :millahhhh
-
Old, but what the fuck:
(https://www.neobeans.com/blog/wp-content/uploads//2008/06/myspace.jpg)
-
Boney Gumbo Jefferson
Wow, really close to mine. :lol I'm Boney Gumbo Hopkins.
-
Joshua Matthew here. What about you?
-
Karate baby:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1oHWvFrpocY
-
Joshua Matthew here. What about you?
Jordan Michael (named after Michael Jordan).
-
And you only grew to be 6'5". What a shameful disappointment.
-
Late for the party, I guess, but I'm Big Rivers.
I like it.
-
Steel-Eye Bad Boy Franklin :millahhhh
-
Sticky Dog McGee.
And you only grew to be 6'5". What a shameful disappointment.
6'9" with the 'fro.
-
Old Green here
-
Brown Eyes Green
Meh.
-
Blind Legs Bradley reporting in for duty!
-
Brown Eyes Green
Meh.
Sounds like an American indie band.
-
... I'm Boney Bones Brown.
-
... I'm Boney Bones Brown.
:lol That is hilarious.
-
Blind Liver Smith
-
Fat Bones Davis.
-
<-- Fat Fingers Jefferson
Angry Bird
(https://i.imgur.com/aDcei.jpg)
-
We should start a group together.
Boney Gumbo Hawkins
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/401999_287823854617027_1928732777_n.jpg)
Brown Boy Hopkins
Apparently i'm
Old Harp King.
-
Old Liver Washington here.
-
... I'm Boney Bones Brown.
:lol That is hilarious.
I seem to be the only Boney Bones on DTF.
-
Jailhouse Bones Franklin
-
... I'm Boney Bones Brown.
:lol That is hilarious.
I seem to be the only Boney Bones on DTF.
Boney Bones Bradley. Suck on that pipe..
-
Curly Lemon McGee.
I'm okay with this.
-
Fat Jones.
Guess it's boring when you don't have a middle name.
-
I seem to be the only Boney Bones on DTF.
Boney Bones Bradley. Suck on that pipe..
:metal And BBB, too!
-
@Violet:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/643885_460927527279721_1329550395_n.jpg)
-
Fat Jones.
Guess it's boring when you don't have a middle name.
Same here.
-
Sleepy Bones Bailey. :yeahright
-
And you only grew to be 6'5". What a shameful disappointment.
6'9" with the 'fro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AUpGXLDdk
:D
-
And you only grew to be 6'5". What a shameful disappointment.
6'9" with the 'fro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AUpGXLDdk
:D
That must've been burried somewhere DEEP in my subconscious. And I thought I was being original.
Fletch is so much win!
-
And you only grew to be 6'5". What a shameful disappointment.
6'9" with the 'fro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AUpGXLDdk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7AUpGXLDdk)
:D
:rollin :tup
-
... I'm Boney Bones Brown.
:lol That is hilarious.
I seem to be the only Boney Bones on DTF.
Boney Bones Bradley. Suck on that pipe..
Boney Bones Rivers, reporting for duty sir.
I have 2 middle names, so mine could be that or Boney Dog Rivers
-
Boney Bones Thompkins!
We should start a band: The Boney Bones.
-
Boney Gumbo Parker. :lol
-
Boney Gumbo Parker. :lol
gtfo
-
(https://i.imgur.com/4N7MO.jpg)
-
_floyd here, self-appointed leader of the Boney Gumbo crew. I'm callin you yella-bellied cowards of the Boney Bones posse out for a showdown on the banks of Blackwater Park tomorrow at high noon if you nancies have got the yarbles.
(https://cowboylarry.com/cowboylarry.gif)
-
_floyd here, self-appointed leader of the Boney Gumbo crew. I'm callin you yella-bellied cowards of the Boney Bones posse out for a showdown on the banks of Blackwater Park tomorrow at high noon if you nancies have got the yarbles
Psshhhhh, there is no high noon because the sun sets forever over blackwater park.
-
_floyd here, self-appointed leader of the Boney Gumbo crew. I'm callin you yella-bellied cowards of the Boney Bones posse out for a showdown on the banks of Blackwater Park tomorrow at high noon if you nancies have got the yarbles
Psshhhhh, there is no high noon because the sun sets forever over blackwater park.
:clap:
-
_floyd here, self-appointed leader of the Boney Gumbo crew. I'm callin you yella-bellied cowards of the Boney Bones posse out for a showdown on the banks of Blackwater Park tomorrow at high noon if you nancies have got the yarbles
Psshhhhh, there is no high noon because the sun sets forever over blackwater park.
Fine, we'll assemble under the goddamn weeping moon.
-
:lol :opeth:
-
I'm voting to do that in the night, near the silent water.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcybpeRjl11qg4f82o1_500.gif)
-
What!? :lol
-
Perfectly valid.
-
The original:
(https://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2011/12/HOMER-BUSH-GIF-1323370404.gif)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/period.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/rhythmoftheboogie.jpg)
-
Rapper's Delight baby! :hefdaddy
-
(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/283/683/325.jpg)
-
As stale as image macros are, every once in a while, there's still a great one. :lol
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/401999_287823854617027_1928732777_n.jpg)
Brown Boy Hopkins
Texas Fingers Bradley :lol
-
Big Sugar Davis
-
I feel bad for who ever's "Sticky Lips White."
-
I feel bad for who ever's "Sticky Lips White."
Or Sticky Willy Johnson.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/period.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Chalk up another iced tea damaged screen to Hef.
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5746276_460s_v1.jpg)
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5746276_460s_v1.jpg)
:metal
-
Exaggerative? Yes.
Accurate? Yes.
-
Exaggerative? Yes.
Accurate? Yes.
Disappointing? Yes.
-
What's wrong with BTBAM?
-
It's not just the band, which is fine if you like them. It's the attitude. Most people would not consider Metal to be music you need to "understand" and especially should not be "too complicated to understand". It's more an expression of raw emotion. Or at least it started that way. At this point, it has evolved into something that can be more complex and challenging, which is where BTBAM and Prog Metal and other subgenres come in.
What I think the comic is saying is that that's typically American to muck something up like that. In Europe, Metal is still pure and simple. The machismo, so power, so heavy sound. No angst or holes in your ears required.
-
The Intelevator (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=u3qEHt9mj4g)
:lol
-
It's not just the band, which is fine if you like them. It's the attitude. Most people would not consider Metal to be music you need to "understand" and especially should not be "too complicated to understand". It's more an expression of raw emotion. Or at least it started that way. At this point, it has evolved into something that can be more complex and challenging, which is where BTBAM and Prog Metal and other subgenres come in.
What I think the comic is saying is that that's typically American to muck something up like that. In Europe, Metal is still pure and simple. The machismo, so power, so heavy sound. No angst or holes in your ears required.
Does a song being more musically complex or challenging inherently make it less emotional? And how does it manage to be less an expression of raw emotion while also being more angsty? Has the band, or, really, any band expressed this "attitude" that's apparently common enough for this to be an actual thing. Or is it just making fun of American metal fans / teenagers / music snobs, which makes even less sense because they're comparing bands to fans.
-
Does a song being more musically complex or challenging inherently make it less emotional?
No, but that's not the point. It's about the focus of the content, not the content itself.
Example: E POWER CHORD, ALL KNOBS SET TO 11, WHOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
There it is, as basic as it gets. It can be expressing anger, triumph, disdain, contempt, or all of these things at once. During a sound check, or a party, or whenever things are random and lacking direction, if someone hits a chord like that, everybody stops what they're doing and goes "YEAH, FUCKIN' METAL!"
Now, there's nothing wrong with a 10-minute Metal song, with lyrics from your favorite genre of literature, musing on whatever topics you like, incorporating admirable technique and virtuosity. And it too can be "YEAH, FUCKIN' METAL!" The point is that it doesn't have to be that complicated. To many, Metal isn't something you should have to think about. It's about the emotion. There may not be any less emotion in your 10-minute Metal song, but whatever else is there is just a distraction.
Also, no one is comparing bands to fans. BTBAM was just an example. The comparision is definitely about fans.
Also, this:
Exaggerative? Yes.
Accurate? Yes.
-
What do you guys think about this potrait?
(https://www.zingarate.com/network/vienna/files/2012/01/Picture-12.png)
Quality.
-
Was that done by the Jesus restoration chick?
-
It's not just the band, which is fine if you like them. It's the attitude. Most people would not consider Metal to be music you need to "understand" and especially should not be "too complicated to understand". It's more an expression of raw emotion. Or at least it started that way. At this point, it has evolved into something that can be more complex and challenging, which is where BTBAM and Prog Metal and other subgenres come in.
What I think the comic is saying is that that's typically American to muck something up like that. In Europe, Metal is still pure and simple. The machismo, so power, so heavy sound. No angst or holes in your ears required.
I was thinking it was more about the fact that in Europe the metal band is respected and worshipped whereas in America he's standing alone.
-
https://gadsden.craigslist.org/mis/3359518785.html
To the person who shit in a sock at Kmart.. - w4w (Centre, Al.)
About 2 years ago, I was a janitor at the Centre Kmart. I went about my janitor duties and swept out the bathroom- The womens' room I might add.. and my broom caught a hold of something heavy behind the toilet..
I swept it out and found out that it was a sock. With my gloved hand, I picked up the sock, curious as to why the sock was so heavy... I wish I never did do that.. for I looked inside and, sure enough!.. there was a turd in that sock.
I've got to know.. this has been bothering me for 2 years now. I still wonder why.. and how.. shit got in that sock.
Did you get into the bathroom stall and think to yourself.. "Do I really want to shit in this public toilet, or.. oh hey! I have this comfortable sock I could shit into instead!" -and just hold that sock up to your ass and go for it?
If this is so- and you were able to hold that up to your ass and successfully bag that shit- then I applaud you for executing such a task- and also for doing one of the most disgusting, confusing things I've ever seen in my young life...
What happened in that stall that possessed you to do such a vile, horrid thing? You've left me in sheer wonderment for quite some time and I just have to know now. It is time to fess up. Please help my mind be at peace.
-
It's not just the band, which is fine if you like them. It's the attitude. Most people would not consider Metal to be music you need to "understand" and especially should not be "too complicated to understand". It's more an expression of raw emotion. Or at least it started that way. At this point, it has evolved into something that can be more complex and challenging, which is where BTBAM and Prog Metal and other subgenres come in.
What I think the comic is saying is that that's typically American to muck something up like that. In Europe, Metal is still pure and simple. The machismo, so power, so heavy sound. No angst or holes in your ears required.
I was thinking it was more about the fact that in Europe the metal band is respected and worshipped whereas in America he's standing alone.
:lol Ha ha, that too! I didn't think of that. But it doesn't exactly disagree with my "analysis" either. Metal has never really gotten mainstream acceptance here, not like in Europe.
-
What do you guys think about this potrait?
(https://www.zingarate.com/network/vienna/files/2012/01/Picture-12.png)
Quality.
That is one interesting looking hairline from the ear to the forehead. It's like he's wearing a hat of hair beneath his other other hat.
-
The ears are bizarrely small too.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/ID8Mk.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/t9plx.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/wheelsonthebus.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/singleman.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/63117_471596776212096_934719393_n.png)
-
(https://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/robert.png)
-
lol....
https://www.yourfuckingpollingplace.com/ (https://www.yourfuckingpollingplace.com/)
-
(https://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/robert.png)
This is a falsification! I never rode a skateboard!
-
They had to similate some sort of outdoor activity so that normal people could relate to it. Other than just laying on the front lawn, this was the one that involved the least amount of physical activity.
-
:lol
-
They had to similate some sort of outdoor activity so that normal people could relate to it. Other than just laying on the front lawn, this was the one that involved the least amount of physical activity.
If you've left the house, it's too much physical activity.
I'm currently in the Rob stage, except people literally call me "The Rob". :blob:
-
Actually, I've heard from several sources that you skipped from Robby directly to Bob.
-
Actually, I've heard from several sources that you skipped from Robby directly to Bob.
In attitude only. Most people just refer to me as "Hey, you with the binoculars!"
-
Isn't it usually, "Hey, you with the binoculars! Pull your pants back up!"
-
I'm currently between the Rob and Robert stage, the Orbert stage.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/CFzu8.gif)
-
I've tried to stay in the "Rob" stage, but I am feeling really old today: at this point in life, a birthday only means you're one step closer to death. I'm tired of fighting with people who call me "Robert". Guess its a losing battle.
-
I'm currently between the Rob and Robert stage, the Orbert stage.
:lol
Also, boooo for there being no Bobert stage.
-
Now that would just be silly.
-
My friend Billiam just read your post and was very offended.
-
He has no cause to be offended. This is all about Bobs and variations thereof. Also, Billiam is a silly name, and it offends me. Tell him to change it. Thank you.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhdovpnEb1rrcie9o1_500.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mai722NQdc1r13wvco3_250.png)
:lol :lol
-
:tup
-
That's...just... :rollin
-
:rollin
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/yodagraph.png)
-
Why Obama won if you know what I mean?!
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A7Ex2M4CAAAzS4U.jpg)
-
That's really a dick way of putting it.
-
(https://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/robert.png)
Fun fact: I met Rob, the guy who drew this and many other Cyanide and Happiness comics, at a convention a few months ago. He pretty much looks exactly like the Rob in this picture.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/YG9AA.jpg)
-
Touché. :rollin :rollin
-
:rollin
-
What do you guys think about this potrait?
(https://www.zingarate.com/network/vienna/files/2012/01/Picture-12.png)
Quality.
That's Fernando Botero. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Botero
-
Saw this in a poster shop today. Sadly I had no money and today was the last day of sale, but I nevertheless got a good chuckle out of it.
(https://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/98/95/9895c4_763066.jpg)
-
Dammit. It won't show for me. I guess blocked on my work 'puter.
-
nope, I got a big square of nothing too.
-
Doesn't show for me either but I was able to see it by opening the link in a new window:
https://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/98/95/9895c4_763066.jpg
Pretty hilarious by the way
-
Thanks Xanthul. Not sure why it's not showing, I see it. :shrug:
-
Well, it didn't go right to that pic, but just the main page of the website. Now I HAVE to go through and look.
Guess work will have to wait yet another day.
-
It's the way they've set up their website to prevent hotlinking. I just got the main page as well, until I literally copied the link and pasted it into the address window. Now that the image is cached, it shows up in Scorpion's post, but it didn't before that.
-
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jTlvkSBtj5Q/TOCP9oB-KyI/AAAAAAAAACo/5ZuumSpU9cg/s1600/ecownomics.jpg)
Alternate pic source, I hope this one works...
-
You da man! It was actually worth the wait. Good stuff.
Thanks!
-
:lol
I love cows.
-
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jTlvkSBtj5Q/TOCP9oB-KyI/AAAAAAAAACo/5ZuumSpU9cg/s1600/ecownomics.jpg)
Alternate pic source, I hope this one works...
My, law 12 and history 12 teacher had that on his door, he was my favourite teacher and this is such an awesome poster :tup
-
:lol
What does "Enron Venture Capitalism" say? Can't read it, even when the image is blown up.
-
Found this:
(https://lolbot.net/pix/12549.jpg)
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5769290_460s.jpg)
-
:lol
-
>used the word "rubbish" and the phrase "Not available in all states."
>England doesn't have states
(https://files.sharenator.com/1938662_jackie_chan_jet_li_070510_1_Idiots-s460x300-293167-580.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/GdDwc.jpg)
-
From George Takei's FB....
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/552180_551361431559981_1232042279_n.jpg)
-
:lol
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Holy fucking hell that was executed perfectly, those comics and especially the M. Night shtick get real old, real quick; but I'm still laughing as I type this.
Oh wow and then Loney's post...bwahaha awesome.
-
:rollin
Some great stuff here
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/instagram.jpg)
-
Instagram sounds like a 1-gram packet of instant coffee.
-
(https://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/11/Sesame-Street-Concession-Speech.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396584_415033915230232_1597916273_n.jpg)
-
:lol
Honestly Ke$ha is not that bad, but her songs are songs are nauseatingly overplayed.
-
Indeed. If I have to hear "Tik Tok" or "Blow" one more time....
-
I haven't heard her songs in a long while, but I hate them so I don't mind. I also hate her. I wouldn't get within ten miles of that crusty little portable syphilis farm.
-
Does her name really have a $ in it?
That seems pretty silly.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/instagram.jpg)
I actually got into a discussion/argument with on Facebook about Instagram. I said something about how we have cheap 8 megapixel cameras everywhere, and all anyone posts are these stupid 400x400 squares that look like low-res scans of faded Polaroids. She was trying to convince me that this is better, because now the photographer can use these tools in an artistic way. She said all those beautiful hi-res pictures actually get boring after a while; this way, the photographer actually gets to manipulate the picture and do something cool with it.
I don't remember my exact words, but basically I told her she was full of shit. Crappy, low-res pictures aren't "artistic", they're crappy, low-res pictures.
-
But now my booty shorts collection comes to life
-
Word. Your mangerie has now been assurrected.
-
I got into the same discussion with a friend and he told me that Instagram can be useful when you take a pic that doesn't look good because there's not enough light or maybe it was a little bit moved then by using the Instagram filters you can sort of save it. I had to give him that one.
-
Does her name really have a $ in it?
That seems pretty silly.
Yeah, it's just a matter of time before Gene Simmons sues her.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/270537_198131680322824_70962207_n.jpg)
Yuss.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcz7r7QGpG1r0ioh4o1_500.jpg)
-
I don't like Adam Sandler but God, this is pure gold. :rollin
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md749ekrwc1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg)
-
NITENY NINE
NINTENY NINE
KNIVES INSIDE
NINETHY NINE
NINETY NINE
HOPELESS FUCKING USELESS EMPTY
WAYS TO DIE
-
(https://cdn.lolhappens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/iphone4svsiphone5.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/230152_4853327499391_14195963_n.jpg)
-
Seems like regular Twitter to me. :P
-
(https://www.deathbulge.com/assets/images/comics/50.jpg)
-
......dude.
-
lol
-
Hey, I thought it was a good trick.
-
Good shock value humor, I sniggered.
-
Maybe it's because I've been reading a ton of Deadpool comics lately, but I totally loved it.
-
I'm not usually all for shock value humour, but this one was great. :lol
-
Oh dear....
:lol
:neverusethis:
-
That was really good.
-
Do You Like Fresh Catfish?? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8lR1z8iEi0I)
-
*snip*
Absolutely brilliant comic.
-
Do You Like Fresh Catfish?? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8lR1z8iEi0I)
:wtf:
I paused The New Mythology Suite for that?!?!?
:bitchslap:
-
Do You Like Fresh Catfish?? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8lR1z8iEi0I)
:wtf:
I paused The New Mythology Suite for that?!?!?
:bitchslap:
THAT IS AWFUL, AWEEEFULL!
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558802_10152242940240313_1650820404_n.jpg)
-
Would have been awesome if the comic had ended with the kids playing Sega.
-
I dont get it ? :huh:
-
What, the trick or treat one?
-
I dont get it ? :huh:
Five of diamonds.
Now look through it again.
-
I think he meant he didn't get rumbys comment.
-
Well, I only got the comic after looking at it seven or eight times, so, in case anyone else is as stupid as I am, five of diamonds.
-
I think he meant he didn't get rumbys comment.
My "improvement" was just that the kids just shrugged off their dead dad and played Sega nonetheless.
-
I think he meant he didn't get rumbys comment.
My "improvement" was just that the kids just shrugged off their dead dad and played Sega nonetheless.
Yea, once I reread it I figured out. Not bad.
-
Yeah, but Sega Bass Fishing?
-
Girl pranks boyfriend by setting off firecrackers right next to him as he's playing Battlefield. Funny as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRRLyf2sywA&feature=relmfu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRRLyf2sywA&feature=relmfu)
-
Girl pranks boyfriend by setting off firecrackers right next to him as he's playing Battlefield too. Funny as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRRLyf2sywA&feature=relmfu
Haha that was awesome!
-
Haha, I love it! Look at the move she makes behind the chair...then she gets 'into character' in military style clothes and 'tigers' (crawling) over to the chair...perfect execution! :tup
-
'Bertha she's got too much trunk to funk!'
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/430683_4059537320496_884143802_n.jpg)
-
It's the trollephant.
-
I dont get it ? :huh:
I don't get what's so funny about a kid pointing at another kid.
And why his head is circled as if his face is important ?
-
I dont get it ? :huh:
I don't get what's so funny about a kid pointing at another kid.
And why his head is circled as if his face is important ?
Are you being intentionally dense?
-
I don't think so, because I don't get it, either. They're getting shots, the girl is crying, the boy is pointing at her and laughing because she's crying. Shots hurt; I don't blame her. Why is it funny?
-
'Bertha she's got too much trunk to funk!'
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/430683_4059537320496_884143802_n.jpg)
I want to be an elephant in my next life!
-
He's pointing and laughing right in her face when she's in pain. The humour is that he's being a jerk.
I get that a lot of people won't find that funny, but it's still plainly obvious what the point of the image is. What's not to get? Seriously.
-
I thought it was about the look on his face, but hey... :corn
-
He's pointing and laughing right in her face when she's in pain. The humour is that he's being a jerk.
I get that a lot of people won't find that funny, but it's still plainly obvious what the point of the image is. What's not to get? Seriously.
But being a jerk isn't funny, so I immediately dismissed that as the "humour" and figured I was missing something.
The five of diamonds thing wasn't funny either, but at least I understood that. If someone is in pain and crying, I have no idea why laughing at them is supposed to be funny.
ETA: The picture might actually be funny without the big red circle. It's not that the kid is being a jerk, it's the contrast between all the reactions of the people in the picture that's funny. The jerk-kid's face stands out anyway, in a "when you see it" kind of way, so circling it in red says YEAH BUT LOOK AT THIS! when it's completely unnecessary. Like all those pictures that have FAIL stamped on them, when the whole point of the picture is failure.
-
For once, Saturday Night live did something legitimately funny.
This. (https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/mokiki/1423635/)
-
Why do we continually have to debate the legitmacey of a joke/comic/whatever?
-
This is DTF, we analyze things into the ground.
-
This page is fucked.
Let's talk about AIDS babies.
-
This is DTF, we analyze things into the ground.
Exactly.
I was actually waiting for someone to ask that question, just so someone could give that inevitable reply and I could agree with it.
In this case, though, it wasn't a question of legitimacy; it was whether or not people were missing something. Completely different issue.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZSBq8geuJk0
EGGS!!
-
Noooo! You should've posted that after Thanksgiving! Do you realize what you've done?!
-
An entire thread for that dumbfuck video and it was still reposted in the wrong place... You're looking for the "SHOWMEYOURRAAAAAAAAAAGE" thread.
I wish Hitler were here to see this. :sadpanda:
-
:| Turkey leg as a microphone
-
(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/11820122315177.jpg)
-
Why do we continually have to debate the legitmacey of a joke/comic/whatever?
as a member of this forum, it is our duty to go "WAIT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY COZ IT ISN'T" whenever something in this thread doesn't make you literally die of laughter.
(https://enjoytherandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/DtWpO.jpg)
-
He's pointing and laughing right in her face when she's in pain. The humour is that he's being a jerk.
I get that a lot of people won't find that funny, but it's still plainly obvious what the point of the image is. What's not to get? Seriously.
But being a jerk isn't funny, so I immediately dismissed that as the "humour" and figured I was missing something.
The five of diamonds thing wasn't funny either, but at least I understood that. If someone is in pain and crying, I have no idea why laughing at them is supposed to be funny.
ETA: The picture might actually be funny without the big red circle. It's not that the kid is being a jerk, it's the contrast between all the reactions of the people in the picture that's funny. The jerk-kid's face stands out anyway, in a "when you see it" kind of way, so circling it in red says YEAH BUT LOOK AT THIS! when it's completely unnecessary. Like all those pictures that have FAIL stamped on them, when the whole point of the picture is failure.
THANK YOU.
The big red circle kind of negates the fact that he's just being a git. As if to say that there's something else you should notice.
-
Here I'll clear it all up for everybody.
The kid laughing at the other kid isn't funny because the only humor in the picture is someone being a dick and nothing witty or clever about.
The 5 of diamonds picture is funny because even though it falls under the general umbrella of shock humor, there is a good amount of cleverness and wit to it all and isn't just brutal and shocking for the sake of it.
The missing dawg picture is hilarious because it god damn is.
We all clear now?
-
This thread erases at least 20% of DTF's overall awesomeness. For a forum that prides itself on not having the stupid pettiness that a depressingly overwhelming majority of the internet has, we sure know how to suck the fun out of a thread whose supposed basis is fun, being that this thread is supposed to make people laugh. It's like people come in here and feel compelled to think that others actually care two shits about their disliking of something. It accomplishes nothing.
-
(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/...because+I+can+tell+by+the+pixels_7371ed_3334305.jpg)
-
This thread erases at least 20% of DTF's overall awesomeness. For a forum that prides itself on not having the stupid pettiness that a depressingly overwhelming majority of the internet has, we sure know how to suck the fun out of a thread whose supposed basis is fun, being that this thread is supposed to make people laugh. It's like people come in here and feel compelled to think that others actually care two shits about their disliking of something. It accomplishes nothing.
:hefdaddy RIGHT WITH YA BUDDY
-
'Bertha she's got too much trunk to funk!'
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/430683_4059537320496_884143802_n.jpg)
I want to be an elephant in my next life!
Now whats he gonna do with all that junk in his trunk ?!
-
Perhaps he smells the funk of the spunk of a hunk with that trunk.
-
Perhaps.
Perhaps..
(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com/media/2007/05/snipshot_e41e156t83ki.gif)
-
This thread erases at least 20% of DTF's overall awesomeness. For a forum that prides itself on not having the stupid pettiness that a depressingly overwhelming majority of the internet has, we sure know how to suck the fun out of a thread whose supposed basis is fun, being that this thread is supposed to make people laugh. It's like people come in here and feel compelled to think that others actually care two shits about their disliking of something. It accomplishes nothing.
I get it, this is supposed to be funny because it's ironic. Good one.
-
This thread erases at least 20% of DTF's overall awesomeness. For a forum that prides itself on not having the stupid pettiness that a depressingly overwhelming majority of the internet has, we sure know how to suck the fun out of a thread whose supposed basis is fun, being that this thread is supposed to make people laugh. It's like people come in here and feel compelled to think that others actually care two shits about their disliking of something. It accomplishes nothing.
I get it, this is supposed to be funny because it's ironic. Good one.
No no, it's funny because he posted it while ironing.
-
The joke is that he probably wasn't actually ironing while making the post, but it's a play on words that produces a fun mental image. That is a good post, I approve.
-
The joke is that he probably wasn't actually ironing while making the post, but it's a play on words that produces a fun mental image. That is a good post, I approve.
So you're saying the humor in Floyds post is the irony that we assumed he was ironing while making the post, yet he really wasn't?
I can see that.
-
Really, this page has been full of quality humor all around. Pats on the back and good feels for all.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65ea873fF2Y Guy ranting about fatties at the grocery store
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCJow2tKso Still D.R.E. instrumental track
Play both of those at the same time and marvel at the creation of a rap song!
-
This thread erases at least 20% of DTF's overall awesomeness. For a forum that prides itself on not having the stupid pettiness that a depressingly overwhelming majority of the internet has, we sure know how to suck the fun out of a thread whose supposed basis is fun, being that this thread is supposed to make people laugh. It's like people come in here and feel compelled to think that others actually care two shits about their disliking of something. It accomplishes nothing.
:hefdaddy RIGHT WITH YA BUDDY
Says the person who always needs to remind people that things are not funny or good. Even so that his sig and avatar text are putting things down. Hypocrisy, thy name is Kotowboy.
-
I'll make everyone lemonade and macaroons if we can just abandon the negativity.
-
I'll make everyone lemonade and macaroons if we can just abandon the negativity.
Yeah, let there be peace on earth, goodwill toward men, and funny stuff on the thread.
-
Girl pranks boyfriend by setting off firecrackers right next to him as he's playing Battlefield. Funny as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRRLyf2sywA&feature=relmfu (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRRLyf2sywA&feature=relmfu)
Fucking sweet. :lol :metal
-
I'll make everyone lemonade and macaroons if we can just abandon the negativity.
Well I was in a great mood till I realized you WEREN'T ironing my shirts.
Damn you irony!
-
I'll still organically starch them if you'e okay with that.
-
This thread erases at least 20% of DTF's overall awesomeness. For a forum that prides itself on not having the stupid pettiness that a depressingly overwhelming majority of the internet has, we sure know how to suck the fun out of a thread whose supposed basis is fun, being that this thread is supposed to make people laugh. It's like people come in here and feel compelled to think that others actually care two shits about their disliking of something. It accomplishes nothing.
:hefdaddy RIGHT WITH YA BUDDY
Says the person who always needs to remind people that things are not funny or good. Even so that his sig and avatar text are putting things down. Hypocrisy, thy name is Kotowboy.
D:? Grotesque creatures battle !
-
I'll still organically starch them if you'e okay with that.
I will just assume this involves your semen in some way.
In which case, yes. That will do just fine.
-
Funny tweets
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/shower.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/shortskirt.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/hallelujah.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/convenient.jpg)
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxd2m8IX5g1qzyb10o1_500.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/3qOwT.jpg)
-
What was so clever about the five of diamonds comic?
-
Protip:
If nobody bites on the above post, we literally can avoid an inevitable entire extra page of "funny/not funny" debating.
-
Totally wrote out a response, then as I tried to post it, read Floyds.
Post then altered. :)
-
Word. No knock on you either, Zook, I just figured you were playing dumb by pretending to not notice the entire headache-inducing piss match that ensued on the last page and were going for a quick laugh but didn't realize how likely a total relapse of that debate was if people started arguing again.
-
What was so clever about the five of diamonds comic?
Everything. The artist is the cleverest man of all. Fact: If you cannot see this then you are the worst person ever. QED
-
Uhhh... so what was clever about the five of diamonds comic?
-
Who said there was anything clever about it? It was rather straightforward, just unexpected and dark.
-
Who said there was anything clever about it?
I did.
-
The Funny Thread v. DTF doesn't have a sense of humor
-
:slowclap:
-
More than that, does it have to be clever? Even it's not plausible it serves what it supposed to do.
-
Hey, the next time we get a re-do of this thread can we not have this useless discussion all over again? Please?
-
Ain't gonna happen. We all know everything, have the most refined sense of humor, and unquestionably know what's best for everyone else.
-
Frankly, the lack of equilibrium puzzles me... :hat
-
Resumes...
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/11/509d7a53d3a2f.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/11/509d7c9a3620b.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/10/5086cdf087316.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/10/5086cd0d1f35e.jpg)
More...
https://www.happyplace.com/3731/completely-insane-resume-that-may-actually-be-better-than-yours
-
So it's just the random shock value that everyone likes about it?
Sorry for continuing this discussing but I'm just trying to get on you guys same level of superior sense of humor.
That was sarcasm.
In case you didn't know.
RANDOM!
-
If temp bans started getting dished out for needless derailment of this thread I wouldn't shed a tear.
-
Cry some more.
-
Floyd and the rest of you guys, just cover your ears and hum for a while, because I'm going to answer the question. I'm going state why I thought the comic was clever without even touching on whether or not I thought it was funny. There is a difference. I actually thought it was pretty clever.
It's all about misdirection and surprise. Not necessarily shock. I've never felt that shock was necessary for humor, and shock alone does not make something funny. Conflict is the root of humor. The conflict between what you expect and what you get, the conflict between what is normal and what is not. That's why the reaction to bad situations, for many people, is to laugh. That's why you can "tickle attack" little kids and they laugh their asses off before you've even touched them. Being "attacked" triggers an instinctive defense mechanism which is directly contradicted by their knowledge that it's all just fun. Conflict can manifest itself as shock, but it's not necessary; for this type of joke, only surprise is.
The comic starts with the guy sitting at home on Halloween, for some reason thinking he'll get to enjoy a quiet evening. We identify with him, and consider him the protagonist. When the trick-or-treaters arrive and he has no candy to give out, he resorts to a lame card trick to satisfy the "trick or treat" rule. When he closes the door, we assume the trick is over. The kids go home.
Surprise, the Five of Diamonds shows up after all! It would have been just as clever if the kids took their coats off and their shirts are both Five of Diamonds. WTF? Some kind of David Blaine thing going on. The shock factor adds nothing, and for those who don't care for that, it detracts from the humor. All that matters is the surprise, and this is how the artist chose to deliver it. They thought that there was no trick, we were actually led to believe that there was no trick, but there was. That's why it's clever.
-
meh. Thanks for the explah.
I've been told I hate everything.
-
Surprise, the Five of Diamonds shows up after all! It would have been just as clever if the kids took their coats off and their shirts are both Five of Diamonds. WTF? Some kind of David Blaine thing going on. The shock factor adds nothing, and for those who don't care for that, it detracts from the humor. All that matters is the surprise, and this is how the artist chose to deliver it. They thought that there was no trick, we were actually led to believe that there was no trick, but there was. That's why it's clever.
If it had just shown up in their coats/shirts, it wouldn't have been funny at all though. The humour entirely comes from the shock value of the five of diamonds being in the extreme form of the dead dad (and maybe the juxtaposition against the gentle nature established for the character responsible, perhaps fulfilling your idea of conflict between what was expected, and what we got), not from it being clever.
-
this thread lost all teh funny.
-
Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos Anymore? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY&feature=g-user-lik)
-
Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos Anymore? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY&feature=g-user-lik)
That was great. :D
-
Surprise, the Five of Diamonds shows up after all! It would have been just as clever if the kids took their coats off and their shirts are both Five of Diamonds. WTF? Some kind of David Blaine thing going on. The shock factor adds nothing, and for those who don't care for that, it detracts from the humor. All that matters is the surprise, and this is how the artist chose to deliver it. They thought that there was no trick, we were actually led to believe that there was no trick, but there was. That's why it's clever.
If it had just shown up in their coats/shirts, it wouldn't have been funny at all though. The humour entirely comes from the shock value of the five of diamonds being in the extreme form of the dead dad (and maybe the juxtaposition against the gentle nature established for the character responsible, perhaps fulfilling your idea of conflict between what was expected, and what we got), not from it being clever.
Interesting. I really wasn't leaning towards the shock factor adding anything, but you make a good point, as it does create a greater conflict and thus serves a purpose.
-
Surprise, the Five of Diamonds shows up after all! It would have been just as clever if the kids took their coats off and their shirts are both Five of Diamonds. WTF? Some kind of David Blaine thing going on. The shock factor adds nothing, and for those who don't care for that, it detracts from the humor. All that matters is the surprise, and this is how the artist chose to deliver it. They thought that there was no trick, we were actually led to believe that there was no trick, but there was. That's why it's clever.
If it had just shown up in their coats/shirts, it wouldn't have been funny at all though. The humour entirely comes from the shock value of the five of diamonds being in the extreme form of the dead dad (and maybe the juxtaposition against the gentle nature established for the character responsible, perhaps fulfilling your idea of conflict between what was expected, and what we got), not from it being clever.
Interesting. I really wasn't leaning towards the shock factor adding anything, but you make a good point, as it does create a greater conflict and thus serves a purpose.
I also find it interesting that for you the shock factor isn't what adds to it. I feel that shock value rarely manages to remain "neutral". I think it's polarizing almost by its very nature.
In the case of shock humor, it either shocks you into laughing along because it's so unexpected and extreme (as I would classify the comic), or it repulses you.
-
But that's the thing. In general, it repulses me, so I'm not laughing, I'm thinking "Why the fuck take it so far?" I like unexpected and clever, but I guess I don't find it more funny because it's so extreme.
-
Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos Anymore? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY&feature=g-user-lik)
That was brilliant. :lol
-
Why Doesn't MTV Play Music Videos Anymore? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysyZF-DZFY&feature=g-user-lik)
That was brilliant. :lol
:lol Glad I watched that one. Excellent.
-
Back to the fun....
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5819028_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5823831_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5820331_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5822031_460s.jpg)
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5821962_460s.jpg)
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5821962_460s.jpg)
this would be easier to follow if everyone read right to left...... :P
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_marv5zshTH1r3e62yo1_500.jpg)
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
:lol :rollin That's furggin' beautifully done.
If only the song was Living In The Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight by Tiny Tim... I could say it was best.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_marv5zshTH1r3e62yo1_500.jpg)
:spitcoffee:
You know, if I were actually drinking coffee. It was just water, but still, nice one. :lol :lol
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscw8uj8pj1qgdnxio1_500.jpg)
-
Who complains about Gb?
-
I think it's actually an intentionally nonexistent key since naturals don't go in key signatures.
-
I think the naturals are legitimate if it was formally in D.
-
I think it's actually an intentionally nonexistent key since naturals don't go in key signatures.
They aren't in the key signature. They are there because there was a key change from DM.
Edit: What orcus said.
You can even see the tonicization of F#/Gb while still in the key of DM in the line above the key change.
-
I think it's actually an intentionally nonexistent key since naturals don't go in key signatures.
They aren't in the key signature. They are there because there was a key change from DM.
Edit: What orcus said.
You can even see the tonicization of F#/Gb while still in the key of DM in the line above the key change.
I'm glad we moved on from the funny/non funny debate and are now discussing this.
-
Sorry. I just really like music theory.
I thought the "bitching about the key" part was really funny.
-
I don't think you guys are treating the funny thread with the respect it demands. Is this thread a joke to you?
-
You're a joke to me.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HA.
-
:heart
-
I think it's actually an intentionally nonexistent key since naturals don't go in key signatures.
They aren't in the key signature. They are there because there was a key change from DM.
Edit: What orcus said.
You can even see the tonicization of F#/Gb while still in the key of DM in the line above the key change.
I'm glad we moved on from the funny/non funny debate and are now discussing this.
While neither are pertinent to being funny, at least it isn't just needless bitching or trolling. Why is so much of your posting specifically done to either annoy people or fail at being funny anyway? I used to stick up for you when people confronted you with the kind of post I'm making but I've really noticed that there just ain't much to defend. Do you actually get off on razzing people?
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/26660_376615219092854_282180309_n.jpg)
-
:o
-
I think it's actually an intentionally nonexistent key since naturals don't go in key signatures.
They aren't in the key signature. They are there because there was a key change from DM.
Edit: What orcus said.
You can even see the tonicization of F#/Gb while still in the key of DM in the line above the key change.
I'm glad we moved on from the funny/non funny debate and are now discussing this.
While neither are pertinent to being funny, at least it isn't just needless bitching or trolling. Why is so much of your posting specifically done to either annoy people or fail at being funny anyway? I used to stick up for you when people confronted you with the kind of post I'm making but I've really noticed that there just ain't much to defend. Do you actually get off on razzing people?
Just because the forumers here have inflated your ego, doesn't mean you're King Comedy.
Why is it when someone calls you out on something or pokes some fun at you, you insult and belittle them. I've seen several times you over reacting Portnoy style taking something out of context and going off on someone. For one of the popular guys on DTF, you sure do seem unsure of yourself.
Yeah I get it, you don't think I'm funny. Back atcha, pal.
-
Well this thread seems to finally be living up to the first 4 words in the title.
-
Who's angry? I'm not angry. Are you angry?
-
Who's angry? I'm not angry. Are you angry?
I AM GOD DAMN PISSED OFF GOD DAMNIT!
WHY YOU ASK?
WHO THE HELL KNOWS? MAYBE BECAUSE I FINISHED READING DEADPOOL CORPS. AND NOW HAVE TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT HEADPOOL, KIDPOOL, DOGPOOL AND LADY DEADPOOL WILL NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
DID YOU EVER EVEN CONSIDER MY FEELINGS OF LOSS REGARDING THIS?!??!
-
Who's angry? I'm not angry. Are you angry?
I AM GOD DAMN PISSED OFF GOD DAMNIT!
WHY YOU ASK?
WHO THE HELL KNOWS? MAYBE BECAUSE I FINISHED READING DEADPOOL CORPS. AND NOW HAVE TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT HEADPOOL, KIDPOOL, DOGPOOL AND LADY DEADPOOL WILL NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
DID YOU EVER EVEN CONSIDER MY FEELINGS OF LOSS REGARDING THIS?!??!
I'm sorry for your loss?
-
Why did the chicken cross the road?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police.
Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was.
As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in.
After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be..
As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back.
Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more.
As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md6yccTK961qzd05vo1_250.gif)(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md6yccTK961qzd05vo2_r1_250.gif)
-
"Reality" side is still pancreas-implodingly hot. Sweet jesus is that some sexy hair.
-
"Reality" side is still pancreas-implodingly hot. Sweet jesus is that some sexy hair.
and that face
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s480x480/73798_10151141661711840_1919342809_n.jpg)
-
:rollin :rollin
-
Ahh yeah... :lolpalm:
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/26660_376615219092854_282180309_n.jpg)
Oh my God :lol!
-
haha :lol
-
I'm going to pass that music theory one to a friend of mine who's tried scoring for string sections in B. I'm told they whinged, and I don't know if he ever persuaded them to play it.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/26660_376615219092854_282180309_n.jpg)
Oh my God :lol!
That is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!
There's a girl in my office who is a lesbian, and practically fell out of her chair!!
-
I'm going to pass that music theory one to a friend of mine who's tried scoring for string sections in B. I'm told they whinged, and I don't know if he ever persuaded them to play it.
I thought strings preferred to play in sharp keys, kinda the same way winds prefer flat keys. As sharp keys go, I think B is one of the easier ones 'cause they're all sharp, if you know what I mean.
-
Yus, hence why they whinged when given seven flats.
-
Oh, I thought you meant the piece he'd scored in B.
-
(https://img1.imagehousing.com/86/4828f2ced1c0f6ea13105672bb418611.jpg)
-
What's up with the bird?
-
It was added to make it "extra funny". I've seen that same image without the bird.
-
Without the bird, it is funny. With the bird, it's just kinda eye-roll worthy.
-
Well see the big is odd. He's standing on the bald guys shoulder, which is clearly to the left of the tattoo artist, but his tail, which should be to the left of the shoulder, is in front of the guys face.
That's why it's funny. Because it's not possible!
-
(https://theinternetoncomputers.com/wp-content/uploads/firecracker.gif)
-
That's just mean. :lol
-
:lol :lol
I wish it showed the guy in the shower come out and beat his ass while naked.
-
That's terrible. I hope naked guy gave him his what for.
-
Kinda funny, but yeah, I'd imagine that dude in the shower fucked him up good eventually. If that happened to me, the only thing that would beat the douche to the hospital would be the lights of the ambulance he was on.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/lJkhG.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/nm04a.jpg)
-
:lol
Patrick Stewart always looks great. :hat
/somehomo
-
Patrick Stewart is the god damn man.
Speaking of ol' make-it-so, I found this video.....dunno who has seen it. Even co-stars the little girl from Game of Thrones and Simon Pegg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTROgQORCt4&list=FLvIgMXrtoN-rdWpwJ349dRQ&index=2&feature=plpp_video
And it's one of the very few times I've Patrick do an accent other than his own.
-
He did a southern US accent in a recent episode of Robot Chicken, which is the only time I've heard him do another accent.
The sketch itself wasn't that funny, but his accent was. I can't find a clip of it right now to post, but imagine Patrick Stewart in a southern accent saying "maybe pissin' mahself can be a diversion".
-
He did a southern US accent in a recent episode of Robot Chicken, which is the only time I've heard him do another accent.
The sketch itself wasn't that funny, but his accent was. I can't find a clip of it right now to post, but imagine Patrick Stewart in a southern accent saying "maybe pissin' mahself can be a diversion".
FIND THE CLIP!
And yes, the one I posted wasn't terribly funny, but the 3 main guys made it entertaining.
-
NFL Live hosts cram episode full of The Princess Bride references - straight faced.
https://jukeleft.com/straight-faced-hosts-of-nfl-kickoff-sneak-as-many-princess-bride-references-into-half-hour-as-possible/ (https://jukeleft.com/straight-faced-hosts-of-nfl-kickoff-sneak-as-many-princess-bride-references-into-half-hour-as-possible/)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/534702_531746940188662_650157159_n.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/534702_531746940188662_650157159_n.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
Holy shit :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
-
Obviously Photoshopped, but still funny.
-
Obviously Photoshopped, but still funny.
Damnit blob, I know your people were originally Irish and all that, but come on!
-
The other one is obliviously from afterlife. :lol This is just her reflection.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/534702_531746940188662_650157159_n.jpg)
:rollin :rollin
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/peekaboo.jpg)
-
(https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/February-15-2012-18-49-55-v.jpeg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/575234_446040275432213_797865202_n.png)
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/302795_445419278827646_1312365152_n.png)
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/523624_444487528920821_2083860214_n.png)
-
https://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/2012/11/how-japanese-people-see-americans.html
-
https://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/2012/11/how-japanese-people-see-americans.html
I dunno.....seems pretty accurate.
-
Too funny :rollin
Also, in before 9 people post why it isn't funny and relies on salty language.
-
Bandit KeithNovember 14, 2012 6:23 PM
This guy isn't American. He's not even wearing a flag on his head!
Maybe the kid in me who used to be a huge Yu-Gi-Oh fan is just getting out of hand, but I lol'd at this comment. :rollin
-
For DW fans:
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oopqaa001rqgec4o1_500.jpg)
-
For DW fans:
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oopqaa001rqgec4o1_500.jpg)
It's even better because there's a Doctor Who episode that references both Shakespeare and Harry Potter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1N9Tjdi1FM#t=20s
-
For DW fans:
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oopqaa001rqgec4o1_500.jpg)
It's even better because there's a Doctor Who episode that references both Shakespeare and Harry Potter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1N9Tjdi1FM#t=20s
That's the joke! :lol
I didn't get it at first, but after about 20 seconds, I did.
-
Yes. That's the joke. At first it looks like one of those misquote things. But it's actually just a Doctor Who quote.
Now that the joke has been explained....
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394978_445058255530699_147572178_n.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/67025_10150305432530377_250676_n.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/406884_370041796417215_1088767566_n.jpg)
'Mayem-cat' LOL!
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/67025_10150305432530377_250676_n.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394978_445058255530699_147572178_n.jpg)
Hmmmmm .... Kerri Walsh.
Yum.
-
The way he's standing there holding the flowers kinda makes it look like they were for her but she obviously is a little more interested in some other guy so it's kinda sad but funny at the same time and he does seem to be taking it well so it's all good.
-
I thought the joke was that we could tell what religion he is by looking at his shorts.
-
Floyd, you're such a perv.
:eyebrows:
-
(https://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1336013012962091456.jpg)
-
https://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/2012/11/how-japanese-people-see-americans.html
I dunno.....seems pretty accurate.
No thanks to Rob Zombies' horror movies.
-
Ladies and Gentlemen i give you: Reggie Watts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHK_r9RXTc&feature=plcp)
-
Ladies and Gentlemen i give you: Reggie Watts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHK_r9RXTc&feature=plcp)
:clap:
-
I've proabably posted this one already, but it's pretty cool and it gets me everytime.
(https://i.imgur.com/elOqV.png)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/rebelyell.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bigdick.jpg)
-
Wow. :lol
Hey fellas, how many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
-
Wow. :lol
Hey fellas, how many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but it'll take 20 episodes to do it.
-
:tup
-
(https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/Zook85/tuptard.png)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/rebelyell.jpg)
:rollin
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/14/cBlsNYA0k0GF17bHDfYaIA2.jpg)
-
Courtesy of Mr. Sulu.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/68352_556151787747612_1685370139_n.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdin89UdAE1qj26eao1_500.png)
-
I did this once and got more than 1000. Duration of the lick is very important - slow licks cover the lollipop with more saliva, thereby dissolving it faster.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396636_10152281935885226_2023924380_n.jpg)
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/14/cBlsNYA0k0GF17bHDfYaIA2.jpg)
:rollin
-
Courtesy of Mr. Sulu.
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/68352_556151787747612_1685370139_n.jpg)
I heard Lincoln was shot on location.
Too soon?
Holy crap :lol :lol I need to visit his site more
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/68068_554064961289628_1051197695_n.jpg)
-
I've proabably posted this one already, but it's pretty cool and it gets me everytime.
(https://i.imgur.com/elOqV.png)
Bahahahahahaha!
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396636_10152281935885226_2023924380_n.jpg)
Thank you! When will these re-res learn that the thumb out is sign language for "I love you" which completely contrasts the metal face they're trying to make?
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/598480_369679513120490_1723091695_n.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/68068_554064961289628_1051197695_n.jpg)
i get it
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396636_10152281935885226_2023924380_n.jpg)
Thank you! When will these re-res learn that the thumb out is sign language for "I love you" which completely contrasts the metal face they're trying to make?
Maybe they're saying they love metal, but figure that when getting a textless message across in a picture, that sign language is a good way to do so?
Wow I just used some god damn horrible grammar.
-
At least the girl seems to be using her thumb for different purposes, judging by her tongue. My guess would be the thumb goes in the stinker.
Which is of course another way of saying "I love you".
-
One of the better renditions of this particular meme:
(https://static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/f4/4b/f44ba5_4241701.jpg)
-
lol hotlinking from funnyjunk
-
Did it not work? I can see it just fine.
-
It'll show up for you since the site/image is still in your cache, but it won't for anyone else. Funnyjunk hotlinks just redirect to their home page. :P
-
What a retarded website.
-
It'll show up for you since the site/image is still in your cache, but it won't for anyone else. Funnyjunk hotlinks just redirect to their home page. :P
Damn. Hold on.
-
What a retarded website.
Sure ain't no 9gag.
-
What a retarded website.
Yeah, not too sure what caused that decision. Then there was that whole deal between FJ and The Oatmeal. Really weird guy.
-
(https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/froggy526/WhatisitDragons_f44ba5_4241701.jpg)
-
The self portrait makes it.
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin
Referencing one of my favourite Spiderman photos.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/UiiS9.png)
-
:lol
-
:lol
Of course BVD gets a kick out of that joke :)
-
:lol
Of course BVD gets a kick out of that joke :)
:lolpalm:
-
:lol
Of course BVD gets a kick out of that joke :)
I like jokes that are relatable. Can't we all relate to the old "kangaroo interrupts our important occasion" scenario?
:videoboy:
-
(https://www.shangralafamilyfun.com/galk-o/kangaroo6.gif)
(https://i.imgur.com/QJwqC.gif)
-
(https://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h291/froggy526/WhatisitDragons_f44ba5_4241701.jpg)
:lol :lol :lol Worth the wait.
-
So How do you pronounce Coke - Korean language lesson (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irm3JuhaD40&feature=g-all-lik)
I lol:ed!
-
It's funny because she's saying cock.
-
Ladies and Gentlemen i give you: Reggie Watts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHK_r9RXTc&feature=plcp)
Excellent. :hefdaddy
-
Ladies and Gentlemen i give you: Reggie Watts (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHK_r9RXTc&feature=plcp)
That was amazing. Very weird, but amazing.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/okiyI.jpg)
-
:lol
-
Ahh! This damn video. :facepalm:
:rollin :rollin
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/16/PUXHGk4DnE2cUkQyAWFTXg2.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/13/liXZk-bAWEu1wBatBZnDpg2.jpg)
-
I would love to be that douche. Sadly aside from playing guitar, you also have to be handsome.
Well at least I can play guitar.
-
you also have to be handsome.
I have seen many counterexamples to this. Moderate guitar skill really is the only requirement.
-
A good representation of my attitude toward sports.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU&feature=youtube_gdata_player
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/394978_445058255530699_147572178_n.jpg)
My favorite part is the fact that the person hugging her isn't the one grabbing her ass.
-
(https://d1211.hizliresim.com/13/m/g2w0m.png)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x-ATlpqo1M&feature=fvwrel
:rollin
-
Random comic generator. (https://pandyland.net/random/)
It's not funny all the time, but I've gotten some pretty hilarious ones.
-
"504 Gateway Time-out"
I guess you have to have an appreciation for non sequitors.
-
Random comic generator. (https://pandyland.net/random/)
It's not funny all the time, but I've gotten some pretty hilarious ones.
The first two I got were stellar but the next 6 have been horrendous, guess you have to get lucky
-
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/11/50aa5dae7b20e.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f66501c91c1b.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f66503275b91.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/12/4ee06ed9c66b9.jpeg)
-
:rollin Nice batch!
-
Random comic generator. (https://pandyland.net/random/)
It's not funny all the time, but I've gotten some pretty hilarious ones.
Well, my first one was pretty good.
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=076665304
Edit:
Sorry, one more. :rollin
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=057589057
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=323551418
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=456741741
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=798057038
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=627741475
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=494095798
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=665475190
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=494095798
WTH? :rollin
-
I'd say they're pretty into each other. :lol
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=399665684
I can relate to this.
-
:lol Damn, I wish I'd saved some of my good ones earlier, but I got a couple of good ones just now.
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=627152114
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=684057342
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=456798057
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=494437779
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=456798057
:rollin :rollin :rollin
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=494437779
Amazing.
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=266228380
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=779171760
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=190703266
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=418760057
This one seems quite accurate to me:
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=703361076
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/598588_3957077245738_163761603_n.jpg)
'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy'
-
(https://i.imgur.com/IPADJ.gif)
-
*snip*
-
:rollin :lol
Though be careful, I got warned for saying the name of the implied video.
-
What video?
-
:corn
-
*snip*
1. Posting of media containing or links to pornography and explicit nudity is not allowed. This includes site names, broken URLS, and "hints" to the site names.
-
WTH? :lol No Cage?
Edit: And i got a warning? For what? It was a Cage meme!?
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/378897_10200145325861605_1157818847_n.jpg)
-
(https://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5875259_460s.jpg)
-
I'm gonna leave this here, since I haven't found anything funnier than this since I last posted it... Hopefully someone hasn't seen it.
CAPTAIN CHEADLE:
HEART (https://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5876f2aced/don-cheadle-is-captain-planet).
Mr. Boom: Pretty sure it's a good time to stop typing about it. Cage was obviously not the reason, and any further discussion is foolish. Save yourself. Especially since the actual reason is fucking stupid and gross and you don't want to know.
-
(https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/p/canvas_remix_tfyou.png)
-
Oh shit :lol :rollin :rollin
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=133779437 (https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=133779437)
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=399057038 (https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=399057038)
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=798570722 (https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=798570722)
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=342076475 (https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=342076475)
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=760038342 (https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=760038342)
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=304057057
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=038399380
-
Eh I can see this thread getting kind of stale if all we do is post those random comic things. I guess I'll be back when the fad is over.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/579141_521004301245650_264180926_n.jpg)
Let your worries be appeased Adami.
-
Haha, I'm still not eating those things. Twinkies never looked appetizing in the slightest.
But as Lonestar and Jackie will point out, I am the pickiest eater alive.
-
I'm not sure why Hostess doesn't just auction off the brand name. Companies sell off brands all the time when they go into bankruptcy. It's a viable asset.
-
Eh I can see this thread getting kind of stale if all we do is post those random comic things. I guess I'll be back when the fad is over.
Please let it be quick.
-
I'm not sure why Hostess doesn't just auction off the brand name. Companies sell off brands all the time when they go into bankruptcy. It's a viable asset.
They may resort to that, and that's the one thing that everyone says would certainly work. I'm sure there are plenty of companies out there who would love to be the new owners of Twinkies, for instance, probably the most recognizable snack food in existence.
But before it gets to selling off assets, they're trying to, you know, actually save the company itself. Hostess might be able to sell off Twinkies and Ho-Hos and other profitable product lines, but there would be nothing left. Hostess without any of its most recognizable, profitable product lines, would never survive.
-
Why doesn't Obama jump in and bail them out too? Are they not as viable as the auto industry?
-
Why doesn't Obama jump in and bail them out too? Are they not as viable as the auto industry?
Nah, I've heard of a presidential car, but never of a presidential box of twinkies. :lol
-
Why doesn't Obama jump in and bail them out too? Are they not as viable as the auto industry?
Nah, I've heard of a presidential car, but never of a presidential box of twinkies. :lol
Plus the lobbyist for Hostess is too busy playing WoW 16 hours a day.
-
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/10/50870a5a11767.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/11/4ecc0cec092e4.jpeg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/11/4ec7fa9b0b0af.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/15/bQbqPgBmTEy-PFIaMxT1vQ2.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/16/7Hno9AvEEkuJD7p7PmX29w2.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/16/Mf0COm9tY0yrUz_o3flxMQ2.jpg)
-
:lol Good haul. Just remove " 's hot friend" from the pie graph and they hit the nail on the head for me.
-
floydie, I had to think about your response for a tic. You're hysterrible. :D
-
:lol Good haul. Just remove " 's hot friend" from the pie graph and they hit the nail on the head for me.
You're having sex with your cousin? :|
-
Doesn't everyone? :|
-
:lol Good haul. Just remove " 's hot friend" from the pie graph and they hit the nail on the head for me.
You're having sex with your cousin? :|
You haven't seen my cousins, cuz.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/pulpfictionsucks.jpg)
-
:lol
-
:clap:
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561527_10151170812557736_1739803514_n.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/ucGcH.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/XzF5I.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/9J0p1.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/YNY49.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/4lQ21.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/VEaPI.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/KeUvW.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/tp0Gn.png)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/8mdPO.gif)
-
*snip*
Coz... head over to the nfl thread. I've been posting them there. totalprosports.com has been doing them weekly since that one you put up. None have been as good, but all worth a chuckle.
-
The funny thing about it is that I pretty much despise football, but in spite of that, it's still damn funny. I'll have to check the others out.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/283366_300815976694868_36275599_n.jpg)
-
In this instance 0 = C.
-
(https://t.qkme.me/3pant0.jpg)
-
:lol
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=494019475
Too good not to share...
-
Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex (https://www.collegehumor.com/video/6849597/batman-cant-stop-thinking-about-sex)
-
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/DYNBT.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Xfl1c.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/283366_300815976694868_36275599_n.jpg)
With that hairdo, he'll make a great aunt one day.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542663_559434097405430_1574734476_n.jpg)
-
:icy:
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/390285_279615222141254_53362689_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/532233_495751443778530_1295254474_n.jpg)
-
:rollin
The cat!
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/trex.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/311210_4923307891003_489655012_n.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/trex.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jIrSY.gif)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/542912_4098876583953_794556724_n.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/trex.jpg)
:heart
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/trex.jpg)
:heart
Agreed, just about a million shades of adorable in that face.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/trex.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/jIrSY.gif)
So, how long have you been waiting to you that? :lol
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/trex.jpg)
:heart
Agreed, just about a million shades of adorable in that face.
The face. Yeah...the face is what I like. Yes.
-
Personally, I think her face is amazing. Both of them.
-
She's a cutie, for sure. Sometimes I wonder, though, if girls ever figure out that we only do stuff like this to see their amazing breasts. "Hey, Mark wants to see your T-Rex. Do the T-Rex!" Ten minutes later, "Hey, Dan wants to see you do the T-Rex. Do the T-Rex!" Or do they care? Maybe they like showing them off, in which case, everybody's happy. She likes showing them off, we like seeing them. What a wonderful world.
-
And I am so thankful for that.
-
So, how long have you been waiting to you that? :lol
Oh, I was never waiting. It was just a serendipitous match made in heaven since the instant I saw her, that gif popped into my mind. It was pure perfection.
-
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=057589057
:rollin :rollin :rollin
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=304038532
https://pandyland.net/random/?comicid=665798798
-
(https://i.imgur.com/PmI5K.png)
-
https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/6-people-who-should-be-banned-from-driving-in-left-lane/
-
(https://i.imgur.com/LWHmU.jpg)
-
.........too damn cute.
Also I used to have that same Ghostbusters toy set.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/NQuCG.png)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/LWHmU.jpg)
Whoever's on the roof looks like he's trying to piss on little miss stay puffed
-
Awkward band and musician photos: https://www.facebook.com/AwkwardBandAndMusicianPhotos/photos_stream
I half expected some Majesty/DT in there, but I couldn't scroll all the way... there might even be some. I did spot a shitload of Yugoslavian folk artists of the 70's/80's, some Wakeman, and a very awkward photo of Rhapsody Of Fire.
-
https://www.wimp.com/reportername/
:lol
-
There's a rap song in there somewhere.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/604000_10100507008662714_1518325718_n.jpg)
-
:clap:
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdzpvdo5cG1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
-
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjOsy56fQs9Avc_NjNdaFr9Pq4tiEVzgbz0ny4e8kDRsKo_9wD)
-
d' aaaaaawwwwwwww
-
Not another one. Who draws those faces?
-
I hate to be that guy, but I don't see anything funny about that. It's cute, if you're into that sort of thing, but not funny.
-
You can't be that guy. I'm being that guy!
-
You can't be that guy. I'm being that guy!
I'm only talking about the cat gif. I don't mind the face though.
-
Well you're ugly, and you smell.
-
Shit just got real......
-
(https://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1120626/gore-butt-o.gif)
-
He's literally playing out of his ass! :lol
-
(https://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd382/Metropolaris/familysimpsons.jpg)
-
That's kind of fucked up
-
I can't tell which one looks weirder.
-
(https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/27700241.jpg)
-
Awkward band and musician photos: https://www.facebook.com/AwkwardBandAndMusicianPhotos/photos_stream
I half expected some Majesty/DT in there, but I couldn't scroll all the way... there might even be some. I did spot a shitload of Yugoslavian folk artists of the 70's/80's, some Wakeman, and a very awkward photo of Rhapsody Of Fire.
:lol I've had them on my FB feed for a while. A while back they had a picture of Steve Howe on there as well. Never saw the Rhapsody one though.
-
Awkward band and musician photos: https://www.facebook.com/AwkwardBandAndMusicianPhotos/photos_stream
I half expected some Majesty/DT in there, but I couldn't scroll all the way... there might even be some. I did spot a shitload of Yugoslavian folk artists of the 70's/80's, some Wakeman, and a very awkward photo of Rhapsody Of Fire.
The best I could find is this pic of "John Myung".
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/487206_297156657063821_1847918366_n.jpg)
-
Wow, I just looked up one of those albums. This is the best album ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2npCzSOjWoQ
The lyrics are awesome!!
-
Wow, I just looked up one of those albums. This is the best album ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2npCzSOjWoQ
The lyrics are awesome!!
:hefdaddy
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/3612_484443314920377_1306082157_n.jpg)
-
oh that wacky oscar
-
https://inciswf.com/gaytest.swf
-
https://inciswf.com/gaytest.swf
I don't get it. It just said "haha, you're gay."
-
What a great idea...
(https://www.foundshit.com/pictures/funny/christmas-lights-10.jpg)
-
An oldie but a goodie:
(https://i.imgur.com/R2mf8.gif)
-
those kitty ones are melting my heart.... check out this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAX7af8CZwQ#t=3m40s)...
-
:lol
It just keeps getting funnier as it goes.
An oldie but a goodie:
(https://i.imgur.com/R2mf8.gif)
Yup, a classic.
-
:lol
It just keeps getting funnier as it goes.
An oldie but a goodie:
(https://i.imgur.com/R2mf8.gif)
Yup, a classic.
True. The look on the kitty's face at the end is brilliant. "Seriously you dip-shit?" or "Congratu-fucking-lations... you outsmarted a kitten"
-
I was thinking more like "Whoa, I'm under the pillow. How did that happen? Oh well, it's kinda cozy."
But it's hard to tell what's going on inside that tiny mind.
-
Two great signs:
(https://swick.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/oh_god.jpg)
(https://mamabblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/sparta.jpg)
-
(https://www.whompcomic.com/comics/2011-02-18-Crass-About-Grass.jpg)
-
*snip*
-
(https://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/more_genies.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283212_371138246307570_777297335_n.jpg)
-
(https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/bmann/BFgrumpycat.jpg)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423166_372499666171428_1394560952_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/15177_10151151785106840_1674663363_n.jpg)
-
(https://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/more_genies.jpg)
:clap:
One of the few C&H that have made me actually laugh.
-
Wow, can't believe I never thought of that now that I see it. :lol
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/76271_374942722593437_443245154_n.jpg)
-
(https://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/files/2010/12/list-mens-worst-combo-320.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/UlF4x.jpg)
-
:rollin Beautiful.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/redundant.jpg)
-
:lol
-
:rollin
-
*snip*
Didn't someone else's picture get snipped for the same subtle reference?
-
*snip*
Didn't someone else's picture get snipped for the same subtle reference?
I dunno, did it? If so, I'll remove it.
-
Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex (https://www.collegehumor.com/video/6849597/batman-cant-stop-thinking-about-sex)
Oh my God that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. I had tears streaming down my face!
"Really seals in the flavor.
Oh. Dude. Jesus"
"In an order that would surprise you"
-
Yea i posted a Nic Cage meme that got snipped! The actual reference didn't hit me until later! :lol
-
Batman Can't Stop Thinking About Sex (https://www.collegehumor.com/video/6849597/batman-cant-stop-thinking-about-sex)
Oh my God that was the funniest thing I've seen in a long while. I had tears streaming down my face!
"Really seals in the flavor.
Oh. Dude. Jesus"
"In an order that would surprise you"
Dude, that was fucking brilliant!!!
-
Glad to find some late appreciation for that. It's far and away my favourite CollegeHumor sketch, though Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends (https://www.collegehumor.com/video/6846855/gay-men-will-marry-your-girlfriends) isn't far behind. Can you believe that our ethics teacher actually showed the video in class? :lol :lol
EDIT:
*snip*
Didn't someone else's picture get snipped for the same subtle reference?
I dunno, did it? If so, I'll remove it.
Yeah, both MrBoom and myself got references to that snipped and 20% warnings.
-
OK, I removed the offending pic, but I don't think I can give myself a warning.
I'll do better, guys.
-
What was offensive about it?
-
Response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSX0vGnjkws :)
Chino: there was a reference, just a reference to a very famous "disgusting video" involving "2 Girls".
-
Yeah, I thought the problem was if the pic itself led to a site that had the original content or something like that. I'm pretty sure there have been several jokes or references about that thing and the only time there was a problem was when someone used an image from that video and shopped it on another one
Edit:
Response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSX0vGnjkws :)
:rollin
-
Yeah, I thought the problem was if the pic itself led to a site that had the original content or something like that. I'm pretty sure there have been several jokes or references about that thing and the only time there was a problem was when someone used an image from that video and shopped it on another one
Nope. I got my warning for mentioning the title in a post.
-
What was offensive about it.
Nothing.
-
I agree. It comes down to the old saying about football "You could call holding on almost any play." Likewise, if you wanted to be paranoid enough, you could probably find a way to link an absurd amount of posts to something that eventually would be considered offensive. Seems as silly as a vegan not eating corn because a bee landed on that cob for 3 seconds at one point during the time it was growing in the field.
The squirrel thing had nothing pornographic about it whatsoever. If titular similarity is used as a basis for using a six degrees of separation angle to consider something to be alluding to porn, then why is it that we're allowed to freely say words like "ass", "tits", "pussy", "balls", as well as countless other words that constantly appear in porn titles? For the word "cup" to suddenly warrant disciplinary action of any kind whatsoever seems very contradictory. In the long run, it seems to just be a thoroughly fruitless exercise in authority for the sake of authority.
-
Nazi Mods
There, I just made it shorter for you
Mods, this is a joke and not at all what I think, you are awesome
-
You could have just linked this thread (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=29557.0).
-
:lol
I had forgotten about that one. What an epic thread
-
:lol
I had forgotten about that one. What an epic thread
-
You could have just linked this thread (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=29557.0).
The OP entire portfolio of posts are just :facepalm:!
-
:lol
I had forgotten about that one. What an epic thread
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/forumavatars/avatar_2_1347900254.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/198105_346325342132358_1227178596_n.jpg)
-
(https://blastr.com/assets_c/2010/12/2010LucasfilmChristmasCard-thumb-550x355-53386.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/JO9Qa.jpg)
-
(https://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/57327563/John+Petrucci+_Music+Player.jpg)
+
(https://gameofroles.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/article346153_confederate-flag.jpg)
=
(https://i.imgur.com/JO9Qa.jpg)
-
holy shit b_f!
:lol
-
(https://i.imgur.com/dzHip.png)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/JO9Qa.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I just started choking because I laughed so hard.
-
:rollin
b_f, I can't stop laughing
-
Thanks Jay and Nek :metal
-
(https://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/57327563/John+Petrucci+_Music+Player.jpg)
+
(https://gameofroles.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/article346153_confederate-flag.jpg)
=
(https://i.imgur.com/JO9Qa.jpg)
Floyd, I actually thought it was JP at the first glance :lol. Nice.
-
(https://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/twilight3.jpg)
-
Vampires don't breathe?
-
Actually, I don't know about it.
Now you ruined it :angry:.
It's OK
-
Actually, I don't know about it.
Now you ruined it :angry:.
It's OK
It's cool, the blood flow thing is really the important part and that part seems to work just fine.
-
Meanwhile at the bosk's backyard...
(https://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/party_vader.jpg)
-
:metal
-
Vampires don't breathe?
In most variations of the vampire myth, vampires are dead and, therefore, do not breathe, their heart doesn't beat, and there is no blood circulation. They obviously can take in breath to speak, but do not need to breathe and do not do so involuntarily.
Twilight "vampires" are sparkly and can apparently go out in daylight, though, so I don't what other vampire aspects they've thrown out.
-
Heterosexuality?
-
Heterosexuality?
In Anne Rice books vampires are quite homosexual. Lestat is like a gay version of 50 shades of gray
-
Funniest thing I've seen in a very long time
(https://www.tickld.com/images/content/32359.jpg)
-
:rollin
That reminds me of this one:
(https://asdfasfgsd)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/SHjm5.jpg)
-
OH THE HUMANITY!!
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/302700_268971519892267_2023232822_n.jpg)
-
21th
-
December twenty-oneth, to be exact.
-
Wouldn't it be December the 21th? The date of mankind's demise should be spoken about with the utmost importance.
-
Okay, December the twenty-oneth.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/179301_4895992247527_201514968_n.jpg)
-
Please watch this with audio on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-8r6P0HiPwU
-
(o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (o_o) Gustavo ( O_o) Almadovar.... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mk0wDbyKcSg)
-
Oh my fucking cod... :rollin :lol
That guy... He really loves his name. Eh, I guess every news anchor needs a line, hm? Might as well be attached to your FUCKING AWESOME NAME!
-
I love the way he turns his head every time he says it.
Reminds me of this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw
-
I thought the top comment was funny.
-
(https://www.repubblica.it/images/2012/11/28/114747430-2fa70981-8153-4e2a-88aa-893fc7cfe85a.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/35598_170008559697381_1856524_n.jpg)
-
:lol
His face totally makes it.
-
(https://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2011/7/19/10/samuel-l-jackson-plays-guess-who-26992-1311086948-34.jpg)
-
(https://www.repubblica.it/images/2012/11/28/114747430-2fa70981-8153-4e2a-88aa-893fc7cfe85a.jpg)
For the sake of the guy that better be a shoop.
-
For the sake of the guy that better be a shoop.
I could have sworn it was a shoop, but doing some research, it looks like it's real. :eek
https://news.yahoo.com/egyptian-popeye-defends-31-inch-upper-arms-073724535.html
-
What's with bodybuilders always losing track of what actually looks good?
-
What's with bodybuilders always losing track of what actually looks good?
Well, I guess they figure that if they don't look good, they could probably successfully beat the hell out of anyone who tells them that.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/399340_448836141845597_866626618_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/319572_473295199379846_850530752_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s480x480/432296_554473264567016_844839697_n.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s480x480/27928_10200182289099531_587040769_n.jpg)
-
Hehe I like the angry cat meme. I think my favorite is "There's two kinds of people in this world.....and I hate them both".
-
(https://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/catbuilding3.png)
(https://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/catbuilding4.png)
(https://www.tofugu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ajishimaline-650x485.png)
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdt75ekvjs1qdlh1io1_500.gif)
-
Oooouch.
-
Bitch be trippin'.
-
That was better than Liddell on Babalu! She must have been out cold after that.
And of course, he'll be in the doghouse for like... ever.
-
This one could have ended veeery badly... :|
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/35598_170008559697381_1856524_n.jpg)
That reminded me of this thing I've had laying around since modding a different board a few years back:
(https://www.kirksnosehair.com/Portals/0/images/smilies/readthread.gif)
-
(https://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv2ctwptS11qj26eao1_500.jpg)
-
:lol :lol
What vibrant green eyes they both have.
-
Thank God we live in a world where psychological torment passes as quality TV entertainment:
Japanese Sniper Prank (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74DCfV5fYr0)
This is a pretty good stunt, but I can't believe I'm the only person whose first instinct would be to smash her six year old face in:
Creepy Girl in Elevator Prank (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5OhNplEd4)
And as I've told people many times before, never piss off Koreans:
The Ring Prank (https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=7P06CYi8o7s&feature=endscreen)
-
Judging by the names of those, I'll probably wait until daylight to watch the last two.
-
Thank God we live in a world where psychological torment passes as quality TV entertainment:
Japanese Sniper Prank (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74DCfV5fYr0)
:lol
I can never watch anything like this without being reminded of the classic Japanese 'one hundred people running' prank. For those who may not have seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytz91qh98w
This is a pretty good stunt, but I can't believe I'm the only person whose first instinct would be to smash her six year old face in:
Creepy Girl in Elevator Prank (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5OhNplEd4)
That's brilliant.
And as I've told people many times before, never piss off Koreans:
The Ring Prank (https://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=7P06CYi8o7s&feature=endscreen)
That one kind of annoys me, just because it was a pretty pathetic 'prank' in the first place if you ask me. :lol
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAlxnTj0laA
Long, but well worth it.
-
OK, that bandana guy was awesome :lol
-
Here's an updated (and somewhat NSFW) version of the 100 people running prank:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Zx3x8Ao7g&feature=player_detailpage
-
I don't think I have words to express how happy that makes me. Thank you, El Barto. Thank you.
-
(https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/29/sVRUqJN0cU6ymfJcli0sbA2.jpg)
-
Speaking of pranks-
Twin sisters acting as mirror images and convincing other people they don't have reflections.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Dtsx-VGG0
-
:rollin
I love when they troll the woman into thinking her glasses are the cause of the issue.
-
Meet Tard, the grumpy cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INscMGmhmX4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INscMGmhmX4)
-
The elevator "ghost" is AWESOME!!!
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yNp7fWixcMo
Whooooooooaaaaaaaa!
-
Speaking of pranks-
Twin sisters acting as mirror images and convincing other people they don't have reflections.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Dtsx-VGG0
Best. Prank. Ever.
-
Norwegian steel............or something like that! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Q2jwEX11U&feature=g-all) :lol
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yNp7fWixcMo
Whooooooooaaaaaaaa!
RIGHTOUS!
Norwegian steel............or something like that! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Q2jwEX11U&feature=g-all) :lol
That's really awesome.
-
Speaking of pranks-
Twin sisters acting as mirror images and convincing other people they don't have reflections.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Dtsx-VGG0
Best. Prank. Ever.
I bet some of those people were starting to think they were actually dead.
-
I bet some of those people were starting to think they were actually dead.
I was hoping they would just totally ignore one of the victims, to really make them think that.
-
And then look at them and cry a single tear of blood.
-
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo
-
:azn:
-
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo
Full version....if your think your strong enough! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4pLOLU_7Jo) :lol
-
Reminds me of those guys from the Lateralus tour.
-
(https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/Zook85/tms.jpg)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/kleA8.gif)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/kleA8.gif)
Future president of the USA.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/kleA8.gif)
Gotta love the smoke from his hair as he pulls away.
I think the saddest part about this is that it doesn't surprise me anymore that peeps can be this fucking stupid. I have accepted it. :dunno:
-
Yeah, no kidding. Sad indeed.
Orrrr he was a super-dedicated Avatar fan trying to cosplay as Zuko....
I'm watching Avatar. It's awesome. Way better than the movie about the planet of blue groups.
P.S. Loney, those x-mas lights around your frowning mug make that such an awesome avatar. :lol
-
Looks like the fire got in his eyes. He could be blind.
-
I'm just glad he had enough foresight to record it on video and post it on the internet.
That's entertainment.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/ImVeY.jpg)
-
When it comes to great FB posts, apparently the creams always rises to the top.
-
(https://worldwideinterweb.com/component/joomgallery/image.raw?view=image&type=orig&id=5003)
-
It's actually Fücker, with the bird representing the dots, but yeah, that's a pretty fucked-up (lol) logo. :lol :lol
-
I had to make sure it wasn't shopped:
https://www.busmietzentrale.de/tour/tour-1.htm
-
(https://worldwideinterweb.com/component/joomgallery/image.raw?view=image&type=orig&id=5003)
Awesome! :lol :lol :lol
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyrhlZveQ1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcky7gBvJx1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
-
That is a class A snot blast!!! :rollin :rollin
-
Oh my lord I am wheezing so hard...BWAHAHA. That is the cutest face. Holy crap.. :rollin
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/ideasmeeting.jpg)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-P6EolKb90
-
From Facebook:
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598454_582591111770557_1501025423_n.jpg)
-
:rollin
-
Ironically, if you reverse who says the line, the second picture can be a forever alone meme.
-
:laugh: I was thinking the same thing. Funny stuff either way.
-
Ironically, if you reverse who says the line, the second picture can be a forever alone meme.
Or 90% of the bands I've ever listened to.
-
(https://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k34/Zook85/wizardofoz.jpg)
-
:lol Never a more accurate description have I heard. :tup
-
From Facebook:
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/598454_582591111770557_1501025423_n.jpg)
:lol That is awesome.
Anyway, comes in handy sometimes:
https://tomarayascream.com/
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0d8mCRWy1rg3icno1_1280.jpg)
-
Well then... :lol
-
https://tomarayascream.com/
Tom's face looks like Linda Lovelace's cunt.
Also, lmao at Santahawk.
Lastly, I just turned on my TV to hear Satriani's Always With Me, Always With You. Once the Picture fades in, I realize it's American Dad and Snot's in the Smiths' front yard dressed in flamboyant 80s rocker garb air guitaring to it coming from his boombox which is mounted on the handlebars of his nearby bike. Man, I wish I had a point of reference for this cuz it was funny on its own but was probably excellent with proper perspective.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/25048_10152316457515201_645656706_n.jpg)
Dogs like to photobomb too. :tup
-
The perfect culinary gift for the adult film starlet in your life:
Maybe questionable for work, so I linked it, just in case (https://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9201/soupe.jpg)
-
They got a low sodium version? I heard the regular one is a tad salty.
-
OMG, that would have been absolutely amazing. :lol
-
When the former host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Conan O'Brien, and former Secretary of Labor Robert Reich team up, no one can stop them. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWliylnxSrA)
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320653_372457286178756_1104903633_n.jpg)
-
:rollin
Made all the better considering I just watched a preview on the production of S3 GoT; seeing her all prim and proper and then looking at that face... Oh man. :laugh:
-
I asked this on the GIF thread, but I'll ask again:
Wasteland, what is the GIF in your signature from?
-
Blob posted it last Christmas, and I sent it as a present to my least favourite then-teacher, who had given us a hellish assignment to send before 24:00, 24 December 2011. Good times...
-
Due at Midnight on Christmas eve? That's ridiculous!
-
Due at Midnight on Christmas eve, that's ridiculous!
I earned the top mark, that is sure.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/KlhxQ.png)
-
:rollin Goddamn! :rollin
-
SO OFFENSIVE! :censored
:lol
-
Not really lol. I think you'd struggle to find an ethnic group with a larger percentage of their women who are rap fans than that of the black folk. You can trust me because I'm black_.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/KlhxQ.png)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY4Iz0w42qU&sns=em
-
Blob posted it last Christmas, and I sent it as a present to my least favourite then-teacher, who had given us a hellish assignment to send before 24:00, 24 December 2011. Good times...
I'm honoured that you saved and decided to use my gif.
BUT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO USE TO PHONE IT IN FOR CHRISTMAS, YOU JERK?
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65081_234312673367047_110306721_n.jpg)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba7rRfKIHxU
sloth crossing a street. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen
-
(https://worldwideinterweb.com/component/joomgallery/image.raw?view=image&type=orig&id=5003)
The German version of bangbus?
-
https://imgur.com/gallery/D1Olk
-
^ :rollin
-
(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/758/Rape-Ewok-PREPARE-YOUR-ANUS.jpg)
-
Tick is SAYIN'... If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas…would it “stay in Vegas”?
-
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m316deOguq1qext26.jpg)
-
That is so fucking beautiful.
-
That's amazing.
-
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m316deOguq1qext26.jpg)
Awesome.
-
Gotta love the face on the board with it. Just now noticed that. Bwahaha!
-
:rollin
-
This might serously be the best Christmas tree I've seen in my life. Sure it's better than mine (orange shreds hanging).
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdp41kKGpb1rzy3rho1_500.gif)
-
(https://i.imgur.com/fMFCH.jpg)
-
Is that for real? Does it not let you do that?
-
If that rule really does exist, I'm going back to myspace.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/math.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/baneconnery.jpg)
1,000 words. This pic is worth them.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/tryanal.jpg)
-
That last one. Damn!
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejbnycLAm1qdlh1io1_400.gif)
-
What's going on there? Don't get it.
-
If that rule really does exist, I'm going back to myspace.
Yeah that's nuts. I for one see nothing wrong with hooking up with a cousin (or a second cousin for that matter). It's far enough removed that it probably doesn't matter. Not that I've done that. But I have some gorgeous second cousins.
-
Pssh. Brag when you've got 1st cousins as hot as mine.
-
Pssh. Brag when you've got 1st cousins as hot as mine.
I mean...the oldest female 1st cousin I have is 15 years old. :lol But she's gonna be a stunner, I can tell. We aren't even blood-related, either, cause she was adopted. I wonder what the rules are with that?
-
As your attorney, I advise you to carpe diem and get used to finding alternate plans for Thanksgving from here on out.
-
Okay. Maybe in 3 years, though. :lol
-
Fuck! How the hell did I forget to take that into account :facepalm:
-
It's okay. Alcohol makes you forget things like that.
-
What's going on there? Don't get it.
At sporting events they'll have a short thing where they put the camera on some couples to get them to kiss each other. In this case the two people are not with each other. And the guys just plays it off like he's supposed to kiss his drink. Then he starts chugging it and the crowd goes wild. That's the part that got me.
-
Makes sense when you say it. Thanks.
-
https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/season-3-of-the-walking-dead-recapped-in-memes
Most of them are pretty meh but there are some good ones.
-
(https://www.sillylobster.com/m_pictures/thumbs/fried_dick_44577227.jpg)
-
Seems valid. :neverusethis:
-
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/09/5050a75a17d4f.jpeg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/12/50be2bc00e6f0.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/11/50b68efc9c314.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/12/50bd285a63593.png)
-
People who don't know that you can delete anything on your own wall, posted by yourself or anyone else, amaze me.
And it's not just joke stuff. I've witnessed first-hand some of my friends posting completely stupid stuff, then someone tells them they should delete it and they ask how. And since it's all still sitting there hours later when I read it, they obviously never figured it out.
-
I think some of that may be due to a lot of people only use facebook through their mobile devices. I have no idea if its possible to even delete something through my phone.
-
Ah, that may be it. If that were the case, and I'd accidentally posted something embarassing or incriminating, I'd still find a PC and delete it.
-
Concerning that FB image, I think if you're capable of confusing the Facebook status box with the Google search box, you kinda deserve it. :lol
-
I'd just let everyone think I was being funny/weird and roll with it.
-
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7620.jpg)
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7621.jpg)
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7623.jpg)
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/61397_10151370225673013_1099904758_n.jpg)
-
I think some of that may be due to a lot of people only use facebook through their mobile devices. I have no idea if its possible to even delete something through my phone.
On my phone, an Android, just swipe the post left to right and a red "remove" box will appear, tap it, and viola, idiocy removed.
-
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7620.jpg)
That's kind of clever :)
-
On my phone, an Android, just swipe the post left to right and a red "remove" box will appear, tap it, and viola, idiocy removed.
Thanks a bunch dude. I'd made an update about an hour ago and was pretty high strung cuz I didn't know you could delete those.
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/61397_10151370225673013_1099904758_n.jpg)
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/Smileys/default/clap.gif)
-
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7620.jpg)
That's kind of clever :)
:lol :lol :lol
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbln0fq3LT1r2dyzxo1_500.jpg)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbln0fq3LT1r2dyzxo2_500.jpg)
I can’t even Händel these puns.
-
Sweeeet
-
Good to see that van up and running again. It was baroque down the last time I saw it.
-
Good to see that van up and running again. It was baroque down the last time I saw it.
Flawless victory.
-
:lol
-
I dunno. I feel like I could make a pretty long Liszt of better puns than that.
-
You already appear to have a handel on matters.
-
I've been Haydn my true potential.
-
OK, this holst thing is just getting silly now...
-
I should save some of these. I don't want to give them Mahler way.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/399180_465122103533533_1191961581_n.jpg)
Video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rAx23Rt6dPk#t=64s)
-
...trying to work Tchaikovsky into a pun.
Not happening.
-
Don't Strauss yourself out about it.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/TKcLt.jpg)
-
True :lol
-
I like the bonus meta-something with the graph itself making a Japanese flag.
-
Good to see that van up and running again. It was baroque down the last time I saw it.
I wouldn't say it was Baroque; the driver just needed Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh.
-
Shit just got real.
-
I loved it until Van Gogh since he wasn't a composer.
-
Neither was Monet or Degas.
See he made transition from music to painting because Baroque describes both. It was like a modulation of topics.
-
I loved it until Van Gogh since he wasn't a composer.
Considering his current condition, I'm fairly certain he's a decomposer.
-
In before someone complains about the mispronunciation of Gogh.
-
I loved it until Van Gogh since he wasn't a composer.
Considering his current condition, I'm fairly certain he's a decomposer.
Redeemed :heart
-
In before someone complains about the mispronunciation of Gogh.
Don't worry, I'm here.
<insert statement about 90% of the world pronouncing it wrong>
-
In before someone complains about the mispronunciation of Gogh.
Don't worry, I'm here.
<insert statement about 90% of the world pronouncing it wrong>
I actually learned the correct way of saying it, but fear I'll look stupid (ironic?) saying it correctly in front of people who have no clue.
Also learned how to say Anneke Van Geisburgen correctly......dunno, even less sexy name now.
-
Okay, let's get this thread Bach on topic.
We could just continue some Moore, however. (:neverusethis:)
-
Neither was Monet or Degas.
See he made transition from music to painting because Baroque describes both. It was like a modulation of topics.
Mind=Blown
-
(https://i.imgur.com/k9hIq.jpg)
I've posted this before, but it's worth re-posting.
(https://i.imgur.com/XRODn.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/bvp4C.jpg)
(https://www.whatswrongwithsociety.com/uploads/1/2/9/7/12977829/8193609_orig.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/6aTQE.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/rGS9z.jpg)
-
That Jesus pic (minus the great caption) is so politically correct I'm surprised they didn't shoehorn an Asian in there for good measure.
-
That Jesus pic (minus the great caption) is so politically correct I'm surprised they didn't shoehorn an Asian in there for good measure.
Actually they did; you just have to find it. Squint really, really hard. Now you're Asian.
BAHAHAHAH
HAHA
*leaves*
-
That Jesus pic (minus the great caption) is so politically correct I'm surprised they didn't shoehorn an Asian in there for good measure.
Actually they did; you just have to find it. Squint really, really hard. Now you're Asian.
BAHAHAHAH
HAHA
*leaves*
Technically speaking I am Asian.
So yea, you're pretty much a nazi now. How does it feel? hm? Pretty awesome?
-
That makes me fuhrious. I can nazi how you would say such a horrible thing.
-
That makes me fuhrious. I can nazi how you would say such a horrible thing.
Yea, I admit it was kind of a Reich, but I went for it.
-
That makes me fuhrious. I can nazi how you would say such a horrible thing.
Yea, I admit it was kind of a Reich, but I went for it.
Personally, I find it Hitlerious.
-
That makes me fuhrious. I can nazi how you would say such a horrible thing.
Yea, I admit it was kind of a Reich, but I went for it.
Personally, I find it Hitlerious.
Please. His comment was infuhrior to mein.
-
That makes me fuhrious. I can nazi how you would say such a horrible thing.
Yea, I admit it was kind of a Reich, but I went for it.
Personally, I find it Hitlerious.
Please. His comment was infuhrior to mein.
You're really riding the Fuhrer pun. Auschwitz you'd just pick something better. Aim high, but remember....the fuhrer you jump, the fuhrer you fall. But please don't mock us Jews, there's fuhrer and fuhrer of us these days.
-
That makes me fuhrious. I can nazi how you would say such a horrible thing.
Yea, I admit it was kind of a Reich, but I went for it.
Personally, I find it Hitlerious.
Please. His comment was infuhrior to mein.
What? You didn't find it the slightest bit heilarious?
-
That makes me fuhrious. I can nazi how you would say such a horrible thing.
Yea, I admit it was kind of a Reich, but I went for it.
Personally, I find it Hitlerious.
Please. His comment was infuhrior to mein.
You're really riding the Fuhrer pun. Auschwitz you'd just pick something better. Aim high, but remember....the fuhrer you jump, the fuhrer you fall. But please don't mock us Jews, there's fuhrer and fuhrer of us these days.
I see what jew did there, trying to break my concentration. These jokes are a bit outside of mein kampfort zone, anne frankly I'm beginning to get offended. I think we should gestapo right now.
-
:lol
I got nothing, I'm out of cheap puns. :-\
If you are in the Aryan, I'd like to discuss this....
Yep, all out of cheap puns.
-
Damnit. I was trying to come up with a good Mein Kampf one, but I'm on little sleep, so I won't concede defeat to that one.
However the Anne Frank one gives you the edge. Pretty sure if you were the Fuhrer you would have made laughing gas chambers instead.
Also I hope we ran the puns out before Floyd comes here and tries to top us.
But yea, I'm glad I'm stopping with the puns, in my dazed state I might mengele some of them up by accident.
-
Maybe you should sit in Mein Kampf-y chair and give it some thought?
-
Maybe you should sit in Mein Kampf-y chair and give it some thought?
Nah.
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/390245_524940617518053_1299349739_n.jpg)
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/21754_524916650853783_1546211183_n.jpg)
-
(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Funny_1d3648_2366475.jpg)
-
I see what jew did there, trying to break my concentration. These jokes are a bit outside of mein kampfort zone, anne frankly I'm beginning to get offended. I think we should gestapo right now.
:slowclap:
-
These puns are just what I needed this morning. It's a gas :lol
-
(https://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4320/screenshot20121205at411.png)
-
???
I don't get it
-
The captions in that picture started with a meme that included a cat undergoing some sort of action that it disliked (I don't remember what), but it was basically the same caption. "HUMAN. WAT R U DOIN. HUMAN. STAHP." Similar captions have been applied to pictures that depict an unwanted change. In this case, it's the inverse correlation of desk size and human size.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/s480x480/65154_539748069386514_1562901785_n.jpg)
-
Finnish musician Anssi Kela turns metal riffs into major key versions (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ59N5s8-4I)
-
All of the ones from Seek and Destroy onwards actually worked in major keys quite well. Seek and Destroy in a major key would make a really cool glam rock riff. :metal
-
Raining Blood! :lol
-
All of the ones from Seek and Destroy onwards actually worked in major keys quite well. Seek and Destroy in a major key would make a really cool glam rock riff. :metal
Hallowed Be They Name sounded like something The Eagles would have written. Also, your Seek and Destroy comment reminded me of this:
Hetfield disco (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXUWx-eKSYw)
-
https://beforeitsnews.com/opinion-conservative/2012/12/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed-2534390.html
-
(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/First.png)
-
haha :lol
-
I am surprised the puns only stayed on one dictator, but then I guess you'd just have ended up Stalin for time.
-
When it comes to dictator puns, you Gaddafi-el for them. But maybe I'm Putin this the wrong way, I should probably stop with the puns Mao.
-
Hussein it's just a stalling tactic?
And besides, anyone that doesn't want to join in..........I just say Saddam!
-
Stop it guys, you're making everyone Il.
-
The captions in that picture started with a meme that included a cat undergoing some sort of action that it disliked (I don't remember what), but it was basically the same caption. "HUMAN. WAT R U DOIN. HUMAN. STAHP." Similar captions have been applied to pictures that depict an unwanted change. In this case, it's the inverse correlation of desk size and human size.
As well as difficulty of hiding the cellphone.
-
(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/First.png)
God I love JR. :lol :rollin :lol :rollin :lol
-
(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/First.png)
(https://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/09/and-its-gone-e1347467140137.jpg)
-
Don't get me Jong, these puns have Bin awesome, but Jordan's post on the video is super funny as well.
-
https://beforeitsnews.com/opinion-conservative/2012/12/peta-crashes-biker-gathering-not-to-be-missed-2534390.html
That is just epic! :lol
When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.
-
I just realized JR was the first to comment on it :lol
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/9702_560176950675796_1712116000_n.jpg)
-
That picture brings back memories....
....of the GIR version of the pic.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/487022_565676823461775_1257133455_n.jpg)
-
Jay's girlfriend at the playground?
-
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
And from Takei's FB....
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/424858_565803226782468_121978751_n.jpg)
-
:clap:
-
THAT is flawless victory.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/9702_560176950675796_1712116000_n.jpg)
shouldn't this be in the "Celeb Crush" thread?
-
(https://www.phun.org/newspics/funny_friday_2/7623.jpg)
Too Bad you're a balding in-bred Horse Faced Rich Twat. :)
-
How to Play the Cowbell (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT4cGVNuSnA)
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=yWcak9tZupc
-
(https://i.imgur.com/VbpFd.gif)
-
That's not fu-
-
I am totally guilty of that.
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/12086_378041355617259_274867261_n.jpg)
-
:lol
-
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/9702_560176950675796_1712116000_n.jpg)
This is kind of horrifying.
-
(https://i.imgur.com/VbpFd.gif)
I've not been the one discreetly rocking out to a Phil Collins song, but I have before now been more-or-less discreetly rocking out to Heat Of The Moment.
It felt good.
-
Finnish musician Anssi Kela turns metal riffs into major key versions (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ59N5s8-4I)
Crazy Train and Raining Blood was pretty lol-worthy. Hallowed Be Thy Name actually sounded pretty good.
For people who don't understand Finnish, I think he was pretty sarcastic. Basically he was saying "Heavy metal is anxious, why don't we make world a little better place making it happier?"
-
For people who don't understand Finnish, I think he was pretty sarcastic. Basically he was saying "Heavy metal is anxious, why don't we make world a little better place making it happier?"
Yeah, he was obviously joking. I lol'd when he said "heavy metal comes from jazz and jazz from voodoo" :lol
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMDXLrTs6Lo#at=23 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMDXLrTs6Lo#at=23)
Dolph Lundgren singing "A little less conversation", then playing the drums, then smashing things, then singing again
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMDXLrTs6Lo#at=23 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMDXLrTs6Lo#at=23)
Dolph Lundgren singing "A little less conversation", then playing the drums, then smashing things, then singing again
.....................I am speechless at how amazing that was.
-
Why did youtube move the titles to underneath the videos?
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMDXLrTs6Lo#at=23 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jMDXLrTs6Lo#at=23)
Dolph Lundgren singing "A little less conversation", then playing the drums, then smashing things, then singing again
All of the women in that audience got impregnated by Dolph.
All of their husbands are thankful.
-
Why did youtube move the titles to underneath the videos?
Sure you're not at youtube.com.au?
-
Why did youtube move the titles to underneath the videos?
Sure you're not at youtube.com.au?
:omg:
-
28 Reasons Why Kids Ruin Christmas
https://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/28-reasons-why-kids-ruin-christmas-6z51?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed
-
Why did youtube move the titles to underneath the videos?
Sure you're not at youtube.com.au?
:clap:
-
Why did youtube move the titles to underneath the videos?
Sure you're not at youtube.com.au?
OH, now I get it. :lol
'cause down under.
-
(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/403377_566525443376913_109134256_n.jpg)
And remember, it's okay to be takei!
-
Mind: blown
-
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/487119_376283579133007_1273523646_n.png)
:mora:
-
:lol That last panel. It'd make a pretty good avatar.
-
Didn't Chris (Sonatafanica) make something similar to that one?
-
:lol That last panel. It'd make a pretty good avatar.
:lol
-
:P
-
:lol That last panel. It'd make a pretty good avatar.
:lol
I'm sure I saw that as an avatar on some forum, but I have no idea where.
-
It was here! It's MoraWinteroul's. Cute comic.
Ed: I just realized that might have been sarcastic...Hmm. Fukitol (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSJ8tvdM-FM).
-
Yes it's the oldest joke on the Internet, but dammit if it's not still funny:
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/27029/
-
Seriously:
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/577899_510471748973841_1379828334_n.jpg)
-
But that's what makes us unique and special.
-
As someone who deals with the bullshit that is the Imperial system on a daily basis, I really don't see why so many people bitch about it. Unless you're an engineer, scientist, or in some other field where you constantly have to be converting between units and dealing with bullshit like "is this value pounds-force or pounds-mass?", the arbitrariness of it doesn't really affect you. For daily life, whether water boils at 100 degrees or 212 degrees or how many feet are in a mile is rarely ever a concern.
-
Even though I live in the states, I've been using the metric system almost exclusively for everything in my daily life. I spent close to a year in South America so I had no choice but to learn it, and it's hard been for me to think in imperial units since then. My GPS is in km/h, I estimate weight/distance in kg/meters, etc. But in conversation I do rough conversions back to imperial for the sake of not sounding like a weirdo. If I'm speaking Spanish though I automatically just blurt out the metric units, since anyone from a Spanish-speaking country knows what I'm talking about.
-
Almost everyone in the rest of the world will know what you are talking about.
-
12-8-12
Is it December 8th, 2012 or August 12th, 2012?
-
So outside of the US,do pornos carry titles like "22 centimeters of black thunder"?
-
Yeah. Some of them are really hilarious. Probably my favourite from what I have heard is "Helicopterman 2 - The Return of the Circle Fucker" (which works better in German, but is still pretty hilarious, I find).
And yes, I checked if that film really exists, and no, it does not, so I'm not referencing existing porn. I don't need a warning for the same thing twice, thanks a lot.
-
Yes you do cause I'm making that porn RIGHNAO! *fucks doughnut in a helicopter wearing a Hitler-mustache*
-
:dangerwillrobinson:
No Tio. I don't know how long it will take or what I must do, but I. WILL. STOP. THIS. INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!
-
Europe's dating system sucks just as much as the US. The diagram is correct in that the year is the base, which is why 2012-12-08 is the only correct dating system. For people who (rightfully) brag about how much sense their measurement system makes they make me laugh when they defend completely backwards dating.
-
Eh, I disagree (would have thunk?). I mean, 2012-12-08 makes a lot of sense, but I find 08-12-2012 to still be more sensible than placing the month, which is clearly situated between day and year at the beginning. I never got why the US people did it, anyway.
-
year/month/day seems more reasonable for archival purposes, like if you were looking through medical records or something, but in everyday conversation or if you were a news anchor talking about something that happened a few years ago, d/m/y seems more practical.
m/d/y is just strange and I don't know why we use it here. Something else that's difficult to get used to when you're abroad for a long period of time.
Of course that's just like my opinion man
-
year/month/day seems more reasonable for archival purposes, like if you were looking through medical records or something, but in everyday conversation or if you were a news anchor talking about something that happened a few years ago, d/m/y seems more practical.
m/d/y is just strange and I don't know why we use it here. Something else that's difficult to get used to when you're abroad for a long period of time.
Of course that's just like my opinion man
Once again:
12-8-12
Is it December 8th, 2012 or August 12th, 2012?
Point being of course, that until "13", it's a bit confusing. Like when looking for bootlegs or something.
December 8th, 2012 sounds better than the 8th of December 2012 anyway, so there.
-
If I were reading that on an American food label, I'd say dec 8, and if it came from anywhere else, I'd think 12'th of august. Isn't it safe to assume that almost any case, the year will be on the far right? I figure if the year is first they usually use all 4 digits, ie: 2012-8-12
-
If I were looking for an Iced Earth bootleg from April 6th, 1998, I'd type 4-6-1998. Now say I had been searching for this bootleg all day and I finally find it only to discover it was labeled back asswards and is actually a bootleg from June 4th, 1998. I'd be quite the pissed off.
-
but if you lived in any other country and you were looking for a bootleg from april 6 1998, you'd would type in 6-4-1996.
It might be a language thing too. In Spanish you'd say 6'th of April, not April 6'th.
-
Traditionally bootleg collectors do file chronologically, otherwise known as the correct way. The reason being that in any list it's the only way things will automatically sort correctly no matter what the program of functionality.
Year narrows it down from the eons of time into a single year, month further narrows it down, and the day pinpoints, it couldn't be simpler.
-
I measure all distances in the scale of duck. The conversion between units is arbitrary depending on the day and usually measured in complex and irrational numbers.
Ok, I should probably go to sleep soon.
-
Man, that's quack.
-
year/month/day seems more reasonable for archival purposes, like if you were looking through medical records or something, but in everyday conversation or if you were a news anchor talking about something that happened a few years ago, d/m/y seems more practical.
m/d/y is just strange and I don't know why we use it here. Something else that's difficult to get used to when you're abroad for a long period of time.
Of course that's just like my opinion man
Once again:
12-8-12
Is it December 8th, 2012 or August 12th, 2012?
Point being of course, that until "13", it's a bit confusing. Like when looking for bootlegs or something.
December 8th, 2012 sounds better than the 8th of December 2012 anyway, so there.
The only reason that it is confusing is because you guys use a different system from the rest of the world.
-
Man, that's quack.
Yeah, it makes measuring anything rather waterfowl.
-
Oh god not this again.
-
The puns or the measurement systems?
-
The US vs Europe thing.
-
Yeah, isn't this the "funny" thread? Start a new thread about measurement systems, and put more posts like this in here:
So outside of the US,do pornos carry titles like "22 centimeters of black thunder"?
:heart
-
The ultimate Star Wars Project! (https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN)
By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.
Sounds legit.
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hz25Z0jl1r3k73wo1_500.jpg)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menph2oXz61qdlh1io1_250.gif)
-
As someone who deals with the bullshit that is the Imperial system on a daily basis, I really don't see why so many people bitch about it. Unless you're an engineer, scientist, or in some other field where you constantly have to be converting between units and dealing with bullshit like "is this value pounds-force or pounds-mass?", the arbitrariness of it doesn't really affect you. For daily life, whether water boils at 100 degrees or 212 degrees or how many feet are in a mile is rarely ever a concern.
Agreed, though I am an engineer. If you memorize the conversion factors for stuff like Btu/lb-mole to kj/Kg-mol for example its not too bad. Just a little pain :p And the fahrenheit scale is not arbitrary. From memory its based on the freezing point of water with a specific concentration of salt in it or something like that. Doesn't make it any less retarded though :p
-
Old but still hilarious: Kiss shreds (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw5oJoUYTb8)
And while we're at it, Porcupine Tree shreds (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mTOIktVSG8) is pretty funny as well.
-
In America, we write dates month/day/year because that's how we say them. We say "My doctor's appoint is on December 9th" not "My doctor's appointment is on the 9th of December."
That's all.
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/squirrel.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/heseesyou.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/derek.jpg)
-
SeRoX and Hef: Always bringing the funny. :tup
-
I feel so sorry for that little girl... poor thing :D
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/squirrel.jpg)
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
And stolen.....
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menph2oXz61qdlh1io1_250.gif)
I did this once when I was 12 when my brother and I were horse playing. Except I moved so suddenly that I basically hit the edge of the wall with the same force as emphatic headbanging. I had a knot on my forehead the same size as if someone had cut a golf ball in half and glued it to my head. Weirdly enough, it was so soft and swollen I could push more than halfway down in the center. I was like a bagel head 19 years before its time.
-
Wow. That.... explains a lot.
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_menph2oXz61qdlh1io1_250.gif)
I did this once when I was 12 when my brother and I were horse playing. Except I moved so suddenly that I basically hit the edge of the wall with the same force as emphatic headbanging. I had a knot on my forehead the same size as if someone had cut a golf ball in half and glued it to my head. Weirdly enough, it was so soft and swollen I could push more than halfway down in the center. I was like a bagel head 19 years before its time.
When I was in fourth grade, my mom and I were just about to head home from a shopping trip. I was in a bad mood and she said something that annoyed me. As I was waiting on her to get in the car and unlock my door (we had no keyless entry) I laid my arm across the top of the door and lowered my head onto my arm in a very quick and dramatic fashion. I forgot I was wearing this:
(https://www.geekalerts.com/u/sw-watch1.jpg)
I still have two dotted imprints on my forehead from the bottom of his mouth triangle.
-
Still? Did you just smack your head into it as hard as possible?
-
I would be so angry if bosk1 locked this thread at this page
-
Still? Did you just smack your head into it as hard as possible?
Pretty much.
-
I would be so angry if bosk1 locked this thread at this page
Oh, and he's going to since you mentioned it. Unless we make the push!
-
(https://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I+came+here+to.+Found+on+the+interwebz_8855cb_4113009.png)
-
Image is broken, Scorpion.
-
Now?
-
(https://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-gif-tallest-model-in-the-world.gif)
-
Cat freaks out : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81h5Yi-c-F0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81h5Yi-c-F0)
:rollin
-
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fe95CZdV1qiezmeo1_250.gif)
-
:rollin :rollin
-
(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/376/857/bc5.jpg)
-
I laughed harder at that than I should have.
-
100
-
100
-
100.
-
:rollin
Omg, poor goat!! :(
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bitchaintone.jpg)
-
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/bitchaintone.jpg)
if you add that up, it's.......
100
-
(https://www.commentsyard.com/cy/01/6012/lighting-a-cigarette-off-a-100-candle-funny-old-la.jpg)
-
Car engine sings "Jingle Bells"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vz5_TLoV68s
-
(https://i.imgur.com/h6lGS.jpg)
-
That comment was funnier when it was made on a video with an actual fox.
-
We did it!! :metal
-
YOSH!
-
100!
-
You do realize that the last thread went to 100 pages too right? Bosk actually deleted all of the posts on the 100th page so that it would be 99.
No joke.
-
Well.... then.... let's go for 101!
-
Well.... then.... let's go for 101!
YES AND MAKE BEAUTIFUL FUR COATS OF ALL OF THEM!
MWAHAHAHAHA
-
Bwhahahaha :lol ^
-
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/12/50c0db67a67b3.jpeg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f57a9f399ac1.jpeg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f57a9ec6121d.jpeg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f57aa0aafbee.jpeg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e8b47d741a66.png)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e8b44f7066d7.jpg)
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/10/4e8b449789ea0.png)
More.... https://www.happyplace.com/10999/incredibly-ill-conceived-headline-photo-pairings
-
Well.... then.... let's go for 101!
YES AND MAKE BEAUTIFUL FUR COATS OF ALL OF THEM!
MWAHAHAHAHA
:slowclap:
-
What are you guys on about? We still have 30 pages to go, fools.
-
(https://t.qkme.me/3p1rpe.jpg)
(https://t.qkme.me/3op62b.jpg)
(https://t.qkme.me/3pkbih.jpg)
(https://t.qkme.me/3r8hik.jpg)
(https://t.qkme.me/3pz9s6.jpg)
-
(https://t.qkme.me/35hai2.jpg)
(https://t.qkme.me/35haki.jpg)
(https://t.qkme.me/35haj5.jpg)
-
(https://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080820021630/inciclopedia/images/a/a7/Dream_theater.gif)
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lny5w5QuzO1qm2623o1_500.gif)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb15hjgm5u1r0uzy9o1_500.gif)
-
(https://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080820021630/inciclopedia/images/a/a7/Dream_theater.gif)
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
-
(https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbm1yrG46D1ql2603o1_500.png)
(https://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbm1yrG46D1ql2603o2_500.png)
-
:lol
-
(https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lud0lb3zlo1qiw2u0.jpg)
(https://static.yousaytoo.com/post_images/d5/e4/8e/9242144/remote_image_a1cd232a05.jpg)
(https://static.yousaytoo.com/post_images/bf/e8/a9/9242143/remote_image_931b28003f.jpg)
-
99% of those macros are embarrassingly transparent male wish-fulfillment.
-
That's the joke.
-
(https://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/522636_10151182642993737_877943462_n.jpg)
-
:lol
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
-
99% of those macros are embarrassingly transparent male wish-fulfillment.
I read 100% of this post in a woman's voice.
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
Oh dear. Here we go...
-
(https://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2012/03/4f57aa0aafbee.jpeg)
Epic! :rollin
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
This is not an argument!
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
This is not an argument!
Yes it is.
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
This is not an argument!
Yes it is.
No it isn't! This is just contradiction!
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
This is not an argument!
Yes it is.
No it isn't! This is just contradiction!
He's right.
An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of any statement the other person makes.
-
(https://t.fod4.com/t/1cf5c7600c/c480x270_38.jpg)
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
This is not an argument!
Yes it is.
No it isn't! This is just contradiction!
He's right.
No he's not.
:corn
-
(https://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22756146.jpg)
-
So this is why these threads get locked at this point: endless quote pyramids.
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
This is not an argument!
Yes it is.
No it isn't! This is just contradiction!
He's right.
No he's not.
:corn
101
-
:lol
-
99% of those macros are embarrassingly transparent male wish-fulfillment.
Really?
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
This is not an argument!
Yes it is.
No it isn't! This is just contradiction!
He's right.
No he's not.
:corn
101
Lock in 3...2...1..
-
99% of those macros are embarrassingly transparent male wish-fulfillment.
Really?
Well, the evolution of them make it pretty clear. They're a spin-off of a specific macro, which is basically a guy who is nice to people. Of course, when people made a version about a woman, it becomes mostly about pleasing men.
-
(https://t.fod4.com/t/1cf5c7600c/c480x270_38.jpg)
Didn't someone have a profile pic of this at one point?
-
GP's right. The meme is called 'Cool Chick Carol' (i.e. the female Good Guy Greg), but of course every single example of her being 'cool' is just stupid and sexist.
-
Duck Season.
Rabbit season!
Duck season.
Rabbit season!
Rabbit season.
Duck season!
Rabbit season.
Duck season FIRE!
BANG!
-
That's the joke.
No it isn't.
Yes it is.
This is not an argument!
Yes it is.
No it isn't! This is just contradiction!
He's right.
No he's not.
:corn
101
Lock in 3...2...1..
0...-1...-2...
-
GP's right. The meme is called 'Cool Chick Carol' (i.e. the female Good Guy Greg), but of course every single example of her being 'cool' is just stupid and sexist.
What's wrong with being sexy?
EDIT: And since there has been en effort made to point out that "GASP! You said something sexist! How DARE you?? That's offensive and not at all funny.", I'll offer the following:
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/squirrel.jpg)
Dogs have very short attention spans and are more concerned with chasing wild animals than most other things. Offensive.
(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/376/857/bc5.jpg)
Soda cans are people. Just like evil evil corporations. Offensive
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/577899_510471748973841_1379828334_n.jpg)
Uses the word retarded. Offensive.
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/12086_378041355617259_274867261_n.jpg)
Taking the Christ out of Christmas. Offensive.
(https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g98/ddtonfire/First.png)
Not Kevin Moore. Offensive.
(https://i.imgur.com/TKcLt.jpg)
Japanese people are into some crazy shit. Offensive.
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/65081_234312673367047_110306721_n.jpg)
Old people are easily influenced. Ageism. Offensive.
(https://i.imgur.com/JO9Qa.jpg)
Women only like guys with money, guys will fuck anything. Offensive.
(https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/1177740790/Forever-Alone-101.jpg)
Single people are fat and ugly, that's why they're single. Offensive.
That's only going back 10-12 pages. I could go on and on, but I think we all get the point. Everybody is able to find something offensive, if you look hard enough for a way to be offended. Political Correctness: Don't find something funny? Say it offends you. Then NOBODY is allowed to find it funny anymore!
-
First, I thought Good Girl Gina was the Good Guy Greg spinoff.
But regardless, both are funny. The fact is that lots of guys have problems with women that lead them on and manipulate them, so a male wish-fulfillment meme is funny.
-
And by the same token, plenty of women suffer the same at the hands of idiot guys, so if the meme played in reverse, it would be just as amusing. To most people, anyway.
-
Well this thread turned to complete crap.
-
Well this thread turned to complete crap.
How is that supposed to be funny?
-
Well this thread turned to complete crap.
How is that supposed to be funny?
Multiple ways.
1. Funny cause it's true.
2. I said the word "crap" thus qualifying it for potty humor.
3. Observational humor.
4. Anti-humor.
5. BECAUSE I GOD DAMN SAID SO!
-
Pieces of crap will find you offensive.
-
Well this thread turned to complete crap.
How is that supposed to be funny?
He said crap. Crap is poop. Poop is always funny.
Edit: See item #2 above (haha #2 is also poop)
-
Well this thread turned to complete crap.
How is that supposed to be funny?
He said crap. Crap is poop. Poop is always funny.
Edit: See item #2 above (haha #2 is also poop)
See? Layers upon layers (of poop).
-
He called the shit poop!
-
Yeah, well this guy finds you really offensive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w5neFPat1w
-
Those jokes can be considered offensive and sexist because they imply a sort of exceptionalism from "normal" women who don't mean what they say or girls who don't give out sex to any nice guy. It's basically saying women would be better if they gave out more sex. That's pretty sexist.
That being said, it's just lowbrow humor. It's not a big deal, just not very funny.
Okay. Now something funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zizSqLiwfA
-
I remember seeing that...still funny! The grey speaker: Fuck dis, i'm out! :lol