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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: alirocker08 on January 05, 2012, 10:04:25 AM
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My sister and her boyfriend have recently bought their first house together, and considering it's got four bedrooms, it was pretty damn cheap. But it was only cheap because they bought it from an old man whose been in a home for...quite some time, and, as such, the house is in a bit of a bad way. As in, it looks very, very tacky. And old, and everything is rotted.
Now, my Nanna has been helping them get the house straight for moving in, and has invited everyone round to come help out and strip off the wallpaper.
Thing is, she told everyone, at the pub that she owns, that we're having a strip party.
Yup.
But she's not the only 'old' person who doesn't quite understand what they're saying, for example, my Grandma started talking about cunts to me and my older sister- Apparently, that's slang around her parts for something.
So, have you had any old people tell you anything particularly interesting?
P.S- My sister told me that they've found lots of gay/bondage magazines in the old man's house. Apparently he was also into theatre so she said I should look through his stuff. I'm not too keen on the idea myself.
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Thread woefully disappoints.
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well considering the age of the thread starter.....you had to expect something like wood, or wallpaper was getting stripped.
the only somewhat funny albeit biggotted thing I hear is my father in law refer to all immigrants as "new Canadians" and even that doesn't seem that dirogatory.
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I was hoping for some hot pics of you pole dancing. I'm dissapoint
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I love using the word "faggot" with the original meaning, just to freak people out.
rumborak
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About ten years back, my Grandpa, God rest his soul, said,"Asians are going to be the Jews of the 21st century."
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I was hoping for some hot pics of you pole dancing. I'm dissapoint
I'll get some pics at the strip party, promise :) and no bitches please don't remind me that I owe you new year pics dad has them :(
Rumby: Our history class had a fit a couple of years back when our teacher first used it :')
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I was gonna ask whether I can come :(
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If you like stripping wallpaper, and scrubbing floors, you're more than welcome :P
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Well while you're stripping wallpapers, I could entertain the people who'll come from that pub and save them from being disappoint. How does that sound? :P
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About ten years back, my Grandpa, God rest his soul, said,"Asians are going to be the Jews of the 21st century."
Sounds like the name of a New York City-area Queens of the Stone Age tribute band.
Well while you're stripping wallpapers, I could entertain the people who'll come from that pub and save them from being disappoint. How does that sound? :P
*Airfare for transatlantic travel purchased*
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somebody won't regret ::).... oh he probably knows that.... :D
See Alice? I support your cause! :metal
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Pics or it didnīt happen,,,, :yarr
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Thread woefully disappoints.
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alice, im gonna need to message you about something
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I was hoping for some hot pics of you pole dancing. I'm dissapoint
I'll get some pics at the strip party, promise :)
I'll be eagerly waiting ;)
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Well while you're stripping wallpapers, I could entertain the people who'll come from that pub and save them from being disappoint. How does that sound? :P
I'm more than happy with that idea, come on over, there's a crate of beer in it for you as well :)
alice, im gonna need to message you about something
Do you want to come as well? ;P
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yeah i guess but something else ok
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yeah i guess but something else ok
Ok then
You know you don't have to ask permission to message me darlin' :P
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YAY.... I'm about to have me some fun and get well remunerated ;D
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I was hoping for some hot pics of you pole dancing. I'm dissapoint
This. Why would you get my hopes up like that Alice? :(
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Because I'm a cruel, cruel woman.
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:'(