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Title: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: 73109 on August 22, 2011, 05:23:30 PM
So, I think there are some singers out there who when you listen to an album, you have a vague idea of how the singer looks. Sometimes, a person's voice matches what they look like really well. I think of Robert Plant when I think of this example. Now, there are some singers who look nothing like how they sing. So...here we go. I'll start.

(https://stadium-arcadium.com/images/anthony-kiedis-josh-klinghoffer-guitar-world-magazine-october-2011-front-cover.jpg)

Dude on the left.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on August 22, 2011, 05:29:42 PM
Thom Yorke.
(https://www.heard-words.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/thom_yorke.jpg)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: skydivingninja on August 22, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
James LaBrie with a goatee.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: PuffyPat on August 22, 2011, 05:34:14 PM
Tom Gabel (Against Me!)

(https://sonicitchmusic.com/post%20pics/tom%20gabel.jpg)


Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: MasterShakezula on August 22, 2011, 06:02:18 PM
(https://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/887646/Chris+Cornell.jpg)

Chris Cornell of Soundgarden

Also, as of lately:

(https://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/126/e9f13fc408bd4b16b3d19f95fbd5ae28/l.jpg)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: 73109 on August 22, 2011, 06:16:42 PM
Who's the second guy? And I actually think Cornell looks like his voice. To each his own.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: MasterShakezula on August 22, 2011, 06:17:46 PM
A Hot Spot Junkie who's dedicated to chaos.

It's Wot He Does. 
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: The Dark Master on August 22, 2011, 06:19:37 PM

(https://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/126/e9f13fc408bd4b16b3d19f95fbd5ae28/l.jpg)

  :lol Lulz!  And this the guy who says metal riff are boneheaded and how his band has never been a metal band!
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: robwebster on August 22, 2011, 06:27:24 PM
(https://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/6541/noel_gallagher_1309947066_crop_470x309.jpg)

This sulky looking fella looks the way he speaks. Not unintelligent, but a little coarse.

And then he sings. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFx_IniNjfE) Really melodically. Deceptively lovely.


Thom Yorke.
(https://www.heard-words.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/thom_yorke.jpg)
In truth, I would argue that Thom Yorke looks exactly like he sings.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Sigz on August 22, 2011, 06:35:46 PM
Kyo wins this thread hands down.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: robwebster on August 22, 2011, 06:41:33 PM
Kyo wins this thread hands down.
That's pretty good going, given that he hasn't posted in it.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: SPNKr on August 22, 2011, 06:51:32 PM
inb4 Tom Waits.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Marvellous G on August 22, 2011, 07:15:13 PM
I always imagined Maynard (Tool) as a twenty something guy with long black hair. And the Green Day singer, too, actually. Although when I finally saw them, it kind of fit.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: FiberglassMoon on August 22, 2011, 07:18:42 PM
Coheed and Cambria guy? Claudio something

edit: Claudio Sanchez

(https://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2009+Lollapalooza+Music+Festival+Day+2+e4H7mSZEJFIl.jpg)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Gorille85 on August 22, 2011, 07:28:33 PM
Kyo wins this thread hands down.
That's pretty good going, given that he hasn't posted in it.

I assume he was talking about the singer Kyo. And I pretty much agree with him.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Perpetual Change on August 22, 2011, 07:29:39 PM
Claudio looks and sounds terrible, but you think his voice would be big, burly, off-key manly man vocals in the vein of Mastodon and not "struggles with falsetto." So I agree.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: AcidLameLTE on August 22, 2011, 07:30:12 PM
Have I ever told you how much I hate you?
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Dimitrius on August 22, 2011, 07:36:01 PM
Have I ever told you how much I hate you?
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: 73109 on August 22, 2011, 07:38:10 PM
Dir En Gray sounds like a Chinese Slipknot wanna be band. I don't get it.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: skydivingninja on August 22, 2011, 07:44:07 PM
Claudio looks and sounds terrible, but you think his voice would be big, burly, off-key manly man vocals in the vein of Mastodon and not "struggles with falsetto." So I agree.

Most of his vocals aren't falsetto.  Also you suck.

Dir En Gray sounds like a Chinese Slipknot wanna be band. I don't get it.

They're way crazier than Slipknot and they're fucking Japanese.  :facepalm:  Of course you also said the blues is just a black man beating a drum so I'm not sure why I'm still surprised by what you say.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: ZBomber on August 22, 2011, 07:46:22 PM
Dir en Grey does suck though.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: MasterShakezula on August 22, 2011, 07:48:12 PM
And the blues is very simplistic and often overused without sufficient innovation. 

At least the jazz composers who aped the blues progression over and over usually had the decency to you know, mix it up with various embellishments to the chord progression or an extra couple bars, or something really subtly cool like that. 
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: The King in Crimson on August 22, 2011, 07:53:12 PM
In truth, I would argue that Thom Yorke looks exactly like he sings.
Agreed.

Thom Yorke looks just as drunk as he sounds half the time.

IMO, this guy:
(https://0.tqn.com/d/heavymetal/1/G/b/y/-/-/thomasgiles.jpg)
Does not look like he should be singing in super-beastly growls.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Gorille85 on August 22, 2011, 07:55:39 PM
Dir En Gray sounds like a Chinese Slipknot wanna be band. I don't get it.
Dir en Grey does suck though.

LOL
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: ReaperKK on August 22, 2011, 07:59:26 PM
Darroh from Fair To Midland

(https://www.tryredemption.com/metalspeak/images/ftm-thumb-500x357.jpg)

Watch some videos of "Rikki Tikki Tavi" on youtube and you'll see.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: zxlkho on August 22, 2011, 08:01:06 PM
Claudio looks and sounds terrible, but you think his voice would be big, burly, off-key manly man vocals in the vein of Mastodon and not "struggles with falsetto." So I agree.

God damnit...
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Sigz on August 22, 2011, 08:03:31 PM
ITT: Cole listened to thirty seconds of one Dir En Grey song and then posted.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: FiberglassMoon on August 22, 2011, 08:08:13 PM
Oh yeah, and Ihsahn doesn't look like a guy that's a king of black metal

(https://farm7.static.flickr.com/6084/6049088841_e1f26b5cce.jpg)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Sigz on August 22, 2011, 08:09:53 PM
He looks fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: FiberglassMoon on August 22, 2011, 08:16:16 PM
Yeah he does, but short, slicked back hair and a nice pair of shades is not what I'd expect when listening to his voice
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: black_biff_stadler on August 22, 2011, 08:17:48 PM
Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy

(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/Angela_Gossow.jpg)

By the way, can people start making sure they list who the singer is and if they're from a band, which band that is?
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: zxlkho on August 22, 2011, 08:18:40 PM
^^ Yeah definitely.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Jamesman42 on August 22, 2011, 08:20:58 PM
Oh Angela
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Nic35 on August 22, 2011, 08:25:45 PM
IMO, this guy:
(https://0.tqn.com/d/heavymetal/1/G/b/y/-/-/thomasgiles.jpg)
Does not look like he should be singing in super-beastly growls.
Is he BTBAM's singer ?
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Sigz on August 22, 2011, 08:26:12 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on August 22, 2011, 08:27:08 PM
I always imagined Maynard (Tool) as a twenty something guy with long black hair.
Same here! Forgot that one.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Ravenheart on August 22, 2011, 08:41:11 PM
Jon Anderson of Yes:

(https://www.blogcdn.com/www.spinner.com/media/2008/09/jon-anderson-200-092208.jpg)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Liberation on August 22, 2011, 08:41:33 PM
Jonas Renkse.

(https://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/3/3/1/2331_artist.jpg?3019)

Probably some methul guy with a low, rough voice or maybe even growling?

Try Katatonia - Departer.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Ravenheart on August 22, 2011, 08:43:58 PM
Oh, I forgot about this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NAv-KMMExs
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on August 22, 2011, 08:47:56 PM
John Haughm:
(https://www.carteadenisip.ro/img/trupe/100318133559.jpg)
It might just be me, but his clean voice doesn't sound at all like he looks.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: zxlkho on August 22, 2011, 08:59:14 PM
Jonas Renkse.

[img width=466 height=700]https://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/3/3/1/2331_artist.jpg?3019[/img

Probably some methul guy with a low, rough voice or maybe even growling?

Try Katatonia - Departer.

I can tell by your name that you really like Katatonia. :lol

They are indeed quite awesome.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Elsydeon on August 22, 2011, 09:02:56 PM
Wow I am just amazed this thread has gotten to page two without a mention of rick astley!
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Gorille85 on August 22, 2011, 09:03:15 PM
Alissa White-Gluz (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXzIeI0mkFI)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: ReaperKK on August 22, 2011, 09:09:13 PM
Wow I am just amazed this thread has gotten to page two without a mention of rick astley!

I was thinking of him when I saw the thread but I thought Darroh from Fair To Midland would stand out more.

Rick Astley does put you off a bit.

Also I remember seeing a video of Candlebox when they had their first cd debut and the singer (can't remember his name) looked like he was way too young for his voice.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Zook on August 22, 2011, 09:11:57 PM
Coheed and Cambria guy? Claudio something

edit: Claudio Sanchez

(https://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2009+Lollapalooza+Music+Festival+Day+2+e4H7mSZEJFIl.jpg)

There was a kid I worked with that looked just like this guy.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on August 22, 2011, 09:12:59 PM
Alissa White-Gluz (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXzIeI0mkFI)
Ah yes, her. Forgot to mention her.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: FiberglassMoon on August 22, 2011, 09:14:02 PM
John Haughm:
snip
It might just be me, but his clean voice doesn't sound at all like he looks.

Heh I actually think he matches the image for both his harsh and clean vocals.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on August 22, 2011, 09:16:33 PM
John Haughm:
snip
It might just be me, but his clean voice doesn't sound at all like he looks.

Heh I actually think he matches the image for both his harsh and clean vocals.
It might have just been I always pictures the clean voice coming from Jason William Walton for some reason. It seems to suit him more to me I guess, I don't know.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Jirpo on August 23, 2011, 01:45:38 AM
I agree with what you said about Robert Plant :D
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 23, 2011, 01:50:32 AM
Of the ones I know, Angela Gossow wins hands down. Just watch the music video for Arch Enemy - Ravenous. Cute little blond wearing pink and then you hear ROROROROHGODSHEISGROWLINGWTFRORORORORO

I'll check out some of these other singers later, and see if my preconceptions of how they sound based on their appearance match up to their voices. :tup
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Gadough on August 23, 2011, 02:08:12 AM
Claudio looks and sounds terrible, but you think his voice would be big, burly, off-key manly man vocals in the vein of Mastodon and not "struggles with falsetto." So I agree.

(https://lolberg.com/sites/default/files/images/what%20the%20fuck%20is%20this%20shit_0.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Liberation on August 23, 2011, 05:34:10 AM
Jonas Renkse.

[img width=466 height=700]https://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/3/3/1/2331_artist.jpg?3019[/img

Probably some methul guy with a low, rough voice or maybe even growling?

Try Katatonia - Departer.

I can tell by your name that you really like Katatonia. :lol

They are indeed quite awesome.
:biggrin: Yes, discovered them in the beginning of last year and they very quickly joined my absolutely favourite bands.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Genowyn on August 23, 2011, 07:11:51 AM
So noone's posted any pictures of Kyo yet:

 (https://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/DiruKyoWarumaru/Dir%20En%20Grey/kyo05.jpg)

And yeah he was still doing death growls and shit when he looked like that
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 23, 2011, 07:14:31 AM
He?
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: obscure on August 23, 2011, 07:26:56 AM
Angela Gossow from Arch Enemy

(https://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc55/black_floyd_2007/Angela_Gossow.jpg)

By the way, can people start making sure they list who the singer is and if they're from a band, which band that is?
Angela definitely... But I have to say when I saw her live, I really believed that she can make those sounds...

Another one that surprised me is Ambrosia Parsley from Shivaree... Listening to their lovely song "Goodnight Moon" I always imagined her mini mini tiny blonde chick... she wasn't....

EDIT: just remembered another one...
Michael Poulsen from Volbeat.... even watching them live didn't help... howcome that boy has that voice?
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: chknptpie on August 23, 2011, 08:36:04 AM
Tom Gabel (Against Me!)

(https://sonicitchmusic.com/post%20pics/tom%20gabel.jpg)




Absolutely doesn't sound how he looks.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: KevShmev on August 23, 2011, 08:36:51 AM
Greg Lake (in the 70s) - hard to believe that such powerful vocals came out of such a little guy.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: bss4life15 on August 23, 2011, 08:54:51 AM
(https://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/bss4life5/rick-astley1.jpg)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: jsem on August 23, 2011, 11:10:57 AM
(https://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n617/bss4life5/rick-astley1.jpg)
You just won this thread.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Arch Benemy on August 23, 2011, 02:04:58 PM
Oh Angela
Alissa White-Gluz (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXzIeI0mkFI)
:heart :heart

Michael Poulsen from Volbeat.... even watching them live didn't help... howcome that boy has that voice?
He's like the metal Elvis. Good stuff!

My choice would be Muhammed Suiçmez of Necrophagist. Looks like a bloke, sounds like a demon.
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/NecrophagistsMuhammedSuimez-BCRichS.jpg)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: obscure on August 23, 2011, 02:14:02 PM
My choice would be Muhammed Suiçmez of Necrophagist. Looks like a bloke, sounds like a demon.

good one  :metal
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Volk9 on August 23, 2011, 02:59:56 PM
The Dir En Grey hate in this thread is astounding :sadpanda:

And seriously; the Japanese Slipknot? Wow, you must've listened to maybe 2 songs by them.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: zxlkho on August 23, 2011, 03:02:46 PM
Derp en Gay lol






But seriously, they're awesome.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Zantera on August 23, 2011, 03:04:58 PM
I remember thinking Dir En Grey was some form of Japanese version of Slipknot back when I saw them live in 06, but I honestly haven't listened to them outside of that, and I was so lame back then, so if I would listen to them again today, I'd prolly laugh at that statement.  :lol
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: PuffyPat on August 23, 2011, 03:11:04 PM
Ted Leo, I don't expect anyone else to know who he is, but he does not sound like his picture at all.

(https://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/tedleo/maxwells/tedleo/2.jpg)

Here is a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574r3n1PVx8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574r3n1PVx8)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: jsem on August 23, 2011, 03:38:27 PM
Derp en Gay lol
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: obscure on August 23, 2011, 05:10:21 PM
Janis Joplin ... R.I.P.

(https://img710.imageshack.us/img710/5112/janisjoplinh.jpg)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: ZeppelinDT on August 23, 2011, 07:20:05 PM
Darroh from Fair To Midland

(https://www.tryredemption.com/metalspeak/images/ftm-thumb-500x357.jpg)

Watch some videos of "Rikki Tikki Tavi" on youtube and you'll see.

Totally agreed.


Some other submissions:

Andy Hull (Manchester Orchestera) -

(https://rope.zfmq.fimc.net/site/MusicNews/sxsw2009/sxsw09_08.jpg)

Daniel Gildenlow (Pain of Salvation)

(https://painofsslvation.com/photo/NinaVoronova/Symforce-interview/small/12.jpg)

And my personal winner.... young Nick Cave

(https://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/4893193/Nick+Cave+and+the+Bad+Seeds+Nick+and+his+hair.jpg)


Seriously... the first time I watched the video for "Tupelo" all I could think was "How the fuck is that voice coming out of THAT guy?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSl4KX7zBTQ
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Bertielee on August 24, 2011, 10:53:52 AM
Veronica Freeman, Benedictum :

(https://www.rockeyez.com/interviews/Benedictum/01tn.jpg)


B.Lee
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 24, 2011, 10:57:28 AM
Ted Leo, I don't expect anyone else to know who he is, but he does not sound like his picture at all.

(https://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/tedleo/maxwells/tedleo/2.jpg)

Here is a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574r3n1PVx8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574r3n1PVx8)

From that song he sounds exactly like how I would expect from that picture. ???
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Phantasmatron on August 24, 2011, 05:28:40 PM
https://progsheet1.hypermart.net/epp01.jpg

Joey Eppard, the singer for 3.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Kotowboy on August 24, 2011, 05:36:43 PM
(https://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/6541/noel_gallagher_1309947066_crop_470x309.jpg)

Liam on the other hand... Can't sing for shit.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: PuffyPat on August 24, 2011, 05:37:16 PM
Ted Leo, I don't expect anyone else to know who he is, but he does not sound like his picture at all.

(https://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/tedleo/maxwells/tedleo/2.jpg)

Here is a song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574r3n1PVx8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=574r3n1PVx8)

From that song he sounds exactly like how I would expect from that picture. ???

After hearing my siblings listening to him for awhile we went and saw him, and I was not expecting him to look like that. I think what really got me is the fact that his speaking voice is really low, and he sings really high. It's really quite jarring.
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Post by: HarlequinForest on August 24, 2011, 05:45:04 PM

My choice would be Muhammed Suiçmez of Necrophagist. Looks like a bloke, sounds like a demon.

He was the first to come to my mind.  He's really clean-cut, and also pretty short.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: LCArenas on August 24, 2011, 07:43:44 PM
Gildenlöw, Rick Astley, and to add one, John Henry from Darkest hour:
(https://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/media/images/music/interviews/darkesthour/darkesthour3.jpg)
2nd to the left. He does death growls.

Alissa White-Gluz (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXzIeI0mkFI)
:heart

Thom Yorke.
(https://www.heard-words.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/thom_yorke.jpg)
When I heard No Surprises/Fake Plastic Trees for the first time this is almost exactly what I thought the singer looked like.
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: Perpetual Change on August 24, 2011, 07:53:51 PM
Greg Lake (in the 70s) - hard to believe that such powerful vocals came out of such a little guy.

Well, he sure fixed that problem.

(https://innerviews.org/inner/lake/greglakeheader.png)
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: black_biff_stadler on August 24, 2011, 08:06:03 PM
^ :lol :lol
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Post by: sneakyblueberry on August 24, 2011, 08:26:54 PM
:rollin
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Post by: KevShmev on August 24, 2011, 09:17:19 PM
Haha, that is why I specified "in the 70s." :lol :lol
Title: Re: Singers who don't look the way they sing...
Post by: PowerSlave on August 24, 2011, 11:34:39 PM
This thread fails without the mention of late 70's meatloaf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_YjM4V4fc&feature=related