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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: JayOctavarium on August 14, 2011, 05:11:28 AM
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Because I don't wanna be bitched at in the poetry thread...
Shake got me hooked on
these stupid poem thingies
so i made a thread
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I enjoy this thread
Jay is a wonderful guy
Thanks for the thread, Jay!
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Haiku desu
Bakabakashii ne
Kawaii ne
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Genowyn, you're cool
However, you've got it wrong
It's five seven five
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I should go to sleep
But instead, I am awake
Writing this dumb thing
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Genowyn, you're cool
However, you've got it wrong
It's five seven five
Clearly you don't know
But in japanese every
Vowel is spoken
Ha-i-ku de-su
Ba-ka-ba-ka-shi-i ne
Ka-wa-i-i ne
So as you can see
That is five seven five, yeah?
QED mofo
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Well, it looks to me
That Master Shake just got pwned.
Suck it, bitch. Yeah Yeah.
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Well, one of these days
I shall show you that I'm good!
I'll go to med school!
The average pay
That I will end up getting
Is quite generous.
So, how's that my friends?
I'll be making more money
Than you poor saplings!
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This new haiku thread
Fails in comparison to
all the ones before.
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hefdaddy just said
You are all a bunch of n00bs
Stupid fucking bitch
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This is about boobs.
Girls have them and I do not.
They are a good thing.
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Jamesman42
Bosk y u let this happen?
I am not his bitch
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Jamesman42
You are so hefdaddy's bitch,
Your profile says.
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:( :( :( :( :(
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
:D :D :D :D :D
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My throat hurts like mad
my goal today is to plant
grass seed. Yea I'm lame
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This is about boobs.
Spidey sense tingled.
Knew that someone was talking
About the boobies.
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Screw it, I suck at poems.
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Any idiot can make a haiku.
Me, for example.
That's not a haiku;
You've got the format all wrong!
Unless it's a joke..
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:yeahright
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I don't know how to
how do I learn how to live
tv has the key
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Haiku make me say:
'so much awesome, so much good'
I love the haiku
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Why did Collin leave
He was the haiku master
refrigerator
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Collin left because
you never take him seriously oh my god I ruined
my haiku
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Why do I talk like
this, it doesnt mean a thing
these breaks, be deceived
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I'm on my iPad.
Whats the point of a haiku?
I love Avatar.
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Leave Collin alone
He is much better than you
He is CEO.
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If I could attain
Icy's goodness, I wouldn't
Still be a virgin.
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Leave Collin alone
Leave Britney Spears alone too
Leave them all alone
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Leave jamesman alone,
it is not his fault that he
is hefdaddy's bitch
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There once was a man
From Nantucket. Wait, no. That's
The wrong kind of poem.
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I am your father.
No! That's not true! That's-
Shut the fuck up, Son.
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Why must I write five
Syllables and then seven
Followed by five more?
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Why must I write five
Syllables and then seven
Followed by five more?
Because it's the rule.
Obey or GTFO.
Damn it, Adami.
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Listen here good sir
Might I ask you one quick thing
Who ya gonna call?
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Shit, piss, fuck cunt, cock-
Sucker, motherfucker, tits.
RIP, Carlin
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Listen here good sir
Might I ask you one quick thing
Who ya gonna call?
Egon, Peter, Ray.
And sometimes the black guy, too.
Mother pus bucket.
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Would you qualify
That as a launch problem or
A design problem?
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Let's take a step back.
No, I was wrong, I'm sorry.
Take a step forward.
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I need to shower
But DTF's distracting
I smell really bad
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Tomorrow will be
awkward. My dad's visiting;
he's rather distant.
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It's likely because
You are a fucking milkshake
That was mean, sorry
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Would you qualify
That as a launch problem or
A design problem?
Let's take a step back.
No, I was wrong, I'm sorry.
Take a step forward.
You guys are awesome. Continuing that idea...
That's a wonderful
Story Bodie I've noticed
You've stopped stuttering.
I guess it goes from
God to Jerry to you to
The cleaners, right Kent?
Doctor Hathaway's
Gonna hear all about this
You will rue the day
Twenty points higher
Than me, thinks a big guy like
That can wear his clothes?
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I want to try Goat
Its probably very good
I'll roast it slowly
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You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
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You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good
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You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good
This must be, by far,
The worst haiku ever wrote
By the way, goat's good
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LeeHarveyKenne
Dee, probably always posts
drunk on chicken blood
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I like that one show
Where this guy met your mother
But they don't show that.
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Would you qualify
That as a launch problem or
A design problem?
Let's take a step back.
No, I was wrong, I'm sorry.
Take a step forward.
You guys are awesome. Continuing that idea...
That's a wonderful
Story Bodie I've noticed
You've stopped stuttering.
I guess it goes from
God to Jerry to you to
The cleaners, right Kent?
Doctor Hathaway's
Gonna hear all about this
You will rue the day
Twenty points higher
Than me, thinks a big guy like
That can wear his clothes?
Hey, Kent. Hey. Wake up.
Kent, listen, this is Jesus.
Stop touching yourself.
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You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good
This must be, by far,
The worst haiku ever wrote
By the way, goat's good
Thank you very much
Cleveland thanks you too
Bulls have large testicles
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You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good
This must be, by far,
The worst haiku ever wrote
By the way, goat's good
Thank you very much
Cleveland thanks you too
Bull have large testicles
Tick, you did it wrong;
Five syllables, then seven,
Plus five is haiku.
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Tick you really must
Learn to count the syllables
That make up haiku's
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You should try some crow
Most men eat plenty of it
I don't care for it
I liked that crow movie
Brandon Lee died too soon
fried crow sounds good
This must be, by far,
The worst haiku ever wrote
By the way, goat's good
Thank you very much
Cleveland thanks you too
Bull have large testicles
Tick, you did it wrong;
Five syllables, then seven,
Plus five is haiku.
Oops I messed it up
I had no idea I blew it
I'll do better now
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You mustn't have known
Your second line had two more
Than it should have had
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You mustn't have known
Your second line had two more
Than it should have had
I quit! :lol
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Farewell to the tick
A man's man and woman's man
His penis is huge
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Tried to write Haiku
But My syllables were wrong
Well, I tried my best :(
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My god! I am hungry!
Hey Shake! make me a sandwich
Shake? SHAKE? WHERE ARE YOU???
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Hello, Jay, my brah!
Here is a sandwich I made:
An icecream sandwich.
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Jay fails at haiku
tick had this problem also
first line should be five
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It's Friday Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
fun fun fun fun fun
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I loved that song, too.
However, she jumped the shark;
Bring back the black guy!
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Black guy, black guy, ya
Gotta get down on black guys
Wait what in the fuck
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Tay Zonday was odd
He moved away from the mic
To breathe in - why not?
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I wonder about
Rebecca Black's middle name
Could it be "Likes It"?
EDIT: You must forgive me
I thought James would ninja me
Dual-post for the loss
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It's quite obvious
That she lurves the dark meat much.
She'll so be in porn.
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I think I may try
Crafting emails in haiku
Much fun will ensue
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I can see a beer
Sitting right in front of me
So I will drink it
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I can see a beer
Sitting right in front of me
So I will drink it
You've made me jealous
I'm sitting here at work bored
Wish I had a drink...
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Step onto the ledge
Peer over, take a deep breath
One more step, and AHHH
H
H
H
H
h
h
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Oh wow, that did fail.
umm thanks for pointing that out.
OH MY GOD! DONUTS!!!
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I have a question:
What if the Situation
Committed a rape?
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Should not reproduce
Jersey girls ain't trash, you know
'Cause trash gets picked up
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Oh no! Just begun
And yet I have already
Run out of syllab-
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I have an eyelash
It keeps poking at my eye
Its so annoying
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Remove that eyelash
Show that eyelash bitch who's boss
I said eyelash bitch
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On a second thought
It might just be my contacts
Screw these damn contacts
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I just found the thread
That bosk thinks I should post in
Why did I come here?
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Where did you come from?
and why the fuck are you here?
something something die
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Mind your manners n00b
You can call him "Big Jim Slade"
Jamesman is the shit.
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I have a question:
What if the Situation
Committed a rape?
Are you under the
Impression that he has not
Already done so?
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trying to make joke
but syllables make it hard
so Jay sound cave man
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Mind your manners n00b
You can call him "Big Jim Slade"
Jamesman is the shit.
:rollin
Err,
Rolling on the ground
Laughing til my stomach feels
Like LHK's ass
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Do not want to know
How you would know the feel of
LHK's mudflaps
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Another question:
What part of body are the
Mudflaps you speak of
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Another question:
What part of body are the
Mudflaps you speak of
The mud in this case
is the poop we excrete from
Our butts thus mudflaps
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Don't spit in the wind,
Tug on Supe's cape, or mess with
Jamesman42.
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Hard to keep meter
When you are pretty damn trashed
Another beer, please.
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Hey guys, I'd appreciate it if you gave me some feedback on my haikus.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jfyq8taCtyDcOXKNuXi0IA17JvFZ8bhSJmFivx15nX4/edit (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jfyq8taCtyDcOXKNuXi0IA17JvFZ8bhSJmFivx15nX4/edit)
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Samwise and Frodo
Simply walked into Mordor
To destroy the ring.
"Obi-wan told me
You killed my father, Vader."
"No, I'M your father."
"Beam me up, Scotty."
Was never actually
Said in the series.
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You know, I realized
I've had a Wii for six months
Still need to buy games.
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You know, I realized
I've had a Wii for six months
Still need to buy games.
It could be worse.
You could have a PS3
Cuz' it has no game.
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So five syllables.
Then seven syllables more.
Then back to five. Lame.
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Well I must now say
that you have already done
better haikus, bro.
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So Glad Portnoy's Gone
If You Dont Agree With Me,
Eat My Ass And Balls.
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Also a palindrome
O God, deliver!
Evil, as it is alive;
Reviled do go.
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Did you write that? If so, then :hefdaddy.
If not, still cool.
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I need a good laugh
Where's the parody thread?
I guess it has passed.
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Did you write that? If so, then :hefdaddy.
I did, yes. Took me a few hours.
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Haiku time again.
There are many more to come.
Hope you enjoy them.
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One two three four five.
Once I caught a Fish Alive.
Then I put it back.
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Images And Words
Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence.
Train Of Thought.
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John Myung, Ninja
Mike Mangini Drum Machine
James LaBrie, Pirate.
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Haikus are cool things
because they aren't very hard
but still sound awesome.
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Here comes a haiku
it won't be much fun for me
But it must be done
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Without All That Stuff
There Can Be No Turning Back
Ell Oh Ell Dee Tee
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:lol
I am. Kotowboy.
Used to be un-employ-ed.
Now I have a job.
Lwaxana Troi.
...Loads of Meaningless titles
Get her off my ship.
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I took lyrics from
Black Clouds and Silver Linings
and made some haikus.
Blessing no one died,
by the grace of god above,
everyone survived.
My brother! Bearded
gentleman historian.
Sucking on his pipe!
A rite of passage,
A nightmare to remember,
The shattered fortress.
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Eat My Ass And Balls
We All Want A Hiatus
Because I Said So.
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I remember using this special "the question is an example of the answer" hosting a pub quiz a few years back:
Minimal poems
Japanese in origin
Write down the name now
Greetings...
Nef
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MP left DT
Stop Marriage Analogies
How 'bout that dead horse?
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Please leave DT out
of the sacred haiku thread
They have their own side
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Taking sides are we?
Dream Theater poem thread?
I think it's needed.
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That's irrelevant.
Taking sides? No. You will be
Assimilated.
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You're irrelevant
There is not much here for you
to assimilate
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Overcast
Where, the scent of rain
Deeper into the forest
Time falls from the sky
Sky, cannot be seen
The clouds fight ferociously
Blood spills on the earth
Earth, covered in light
The other half finds beauty
Cool breeze at midnight
Night, where the wind flows
Let your instincts guide you home
From the grassy field
Field, top of the sky
Under it there is no light
Forest, guide us where
Just a little haiku cycle I decided to write with some inspiration. There's a bit of a story.
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You're irrelevant
There is not much here for you
to assimilate
Assimilation
complete. That was too easy.
Now, time for some pie.
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Writing since I'm bored
And much too lazy to move
To my nearby bed.
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You're irrelevant
There is not much here for you
to assimilate
Assimilation
complete. That was too easy.
Now, time for some pie.
Something is futile.
I can't quite remember what.
Oh yeah. Resistance.
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Oh Jerri Ryan
Please do me a huge favor
and please don't resist.
:zydar:
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Creating a world
Beginning a symphony
Obsolete practice?
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THREAD REVIVAL!
Every once in a while I will write haikus on Facebook. Here are some of mine from the past few days.
It's that time again
Writing haikus on Facebook
For the next few days.
Who you gonna call?
Not McCarthy and her gang.
Pete Venkman for life.
Two, three, five, seven
Eleven and then thirteen.
This haiku is prime.
What country you from?
Do they speak English in "What?"
Say "what" one more time.
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Short, deep undergrowth
Small, deciduous corners
Rabbits find shelter
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Morning ten-mile run
Over two thousand feet climbed
Goddamn, am I tired
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Our favorite band
Tried something quite different
The Astonishing
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Learning "Jungle Love"
Cannot play guitar for shit
Frustration abounds
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The Steve Miller Band
They must have easier songs
Not a fan so not quite sure
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Not to worry, TAC
I don't care for them either
Still beats Genesis
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Yes, fairly simple
Just four main riffs repeat
Like I said -- no chops
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Chris, Genesis blows
Why would anyone like them
Don't understand why
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Laughing so hard now,
Can't think of a good Haiku,
Will post this instead
(https://e.snmc.io/lk/f/s/cefcd55e1a03ad43f95b49e0cf512c05/3611461.jpg)
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God that is awful
What was he thinking about
What's next? A teacup?
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If we wanted to,
We could go on forever.
Let's talk about boobies!
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Good idea man
They're real and spectacular
The internet rules
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Some people will say
"More than a handful's a waste"
Who are these morons?
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The More the Better
Unless they need wheelbarrow
That is way too much