exactly 1 more month until us pre-orders of the deluxe edition can download the entire album on the internetz!! :metal :hefdaddy
I'm already getting the boners... I'm going to have the greatest orgasm ever!
Quote from: wammabe on August 12, 2011, 11:18:35 AM
I'm already getting the boners... I'm going to have the greatest orgasm ever!
If you're experiencing a boner as of today and you predict it's going to last a month, you should go to your doctor.
Quote from: DarkLord_Lalinc on August 12, 2011, 11:19:41 AM
Quote from: wammabe on August 12, 2011, 11:18:35 AM
I'm already getting the boners... I'm going to have the greatest orgasm ever!
If you're experiencing a boner as of today and you predict it's going to last a month, you should go to your doctor.
If he had the choice between a month-long boner and not being able to hear DT ever again, I think he'd choose the boner.
If you have a boner lasting longer than 4 hours....call more ladies!
I wanted to be the one to make this thread :-\
There should be a countdown ticker somewhere on the site.
Developers, get down to business. :metal :metal
Quote from: jsem on August 12, 2011, 01:57:00 PM
There should be a countdown ticker somewhere on the site.
Developers, get down to business. :metal :metal
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/
Quote from: Samara on August 12, 2011, 01:55:06 PM
I wanted to be the one to make this thread :-\
mwuahaha! Well, I just hope that the album will live up to all of our expectations. (I'm pretty sure that it will exceed it :P)
Bonerville!
Quote from: Zydar on August 12, 2011, 01:57:49 PM
Quote from: jsem on August 12, 2011, 01:57:00 PM
There should be a countdown ticker somewhere on the site.
Developers, get down to business. :metal :metal
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/
On the home page... that no one visits ever. :lol
Waiting another month for this album will be beautiful agony.
Quote from: Jamesman42 on August 13, 2011, 06:56:57 AM
Quote from: kiwiclapton on August 13, 2011, 04:36:40 AM
Bonerville!
I hear it's hard to make it there
I heard that if you stay there for more than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.
Really, that would warrant an emergency trip to Viaggravate Hospital
It just went from 6 to midnight
I've had several premature orgasms, the largest ones I've ever had in my life. The boner still remains, I can't imagine what will happen when the new album comes out, especially if Petrucci goes anywhere near kill-zone mode. The Breaking All Illusions teaser already injured me. I'm extremely scared, I don't want the new album to come out anymore! :'(
Don't go see the doctor. Dream Theater is more important than your health.
'If I had an erection lasting longer than four hours, I would be dead... but at least they would have a handle to carry me out of the room.' - some comedian I can't remember
But anyway, yeah very exciting to be so close. Gonna have to start thinking about that "listen to each album each day countdown here soon."
Bonerage in these pants reported too, and I have to wait for mine to be shipped the next day, but 11 days after, I get to be one of the first to see the album live in SF, so my boner will only get bigger and bigger. Feel sorry for the guy in front of me at the show. :eyebrows:
Quote from: lonestar on August 18, 2011, 10:54:34 PM
Bonerage in these pants reported too, and I have to wait for mine to be shipped the next day, but 11 days after, I get to be one of the first to see the album live in SF, so my boner will only get bigger and bigger. Feel sorry for the guy in front of me at the show. :eyebrows:
Yep no shirt lifters.
The topic of this thread is misleading ::)
Quote from: obscure on August 19, 2011, 03:08:23 AM
The topic of this thread is misleading ::)
It's not. It's referring to boners lasting for a month.
time for people to start mangini-ing.. lol
(https://ftp.futurenet.co.uk/intermusic/images/features/dream-theater-video-review/mike-mangini-gets-news-460-100.jpg)
Quote from: Captainchaos204 on August 19, 2011, 09:44:54 AM
time for people to start mangini-ing.. lol
(https://ftp.futurenet.co.uk/intermusic/images/features/dream-theater-video-review/mike-mangini-gets-news-460-100.jpg)
When the album comes out.
Quote from: GasparXR on August 19, 2011, 09:42:02 AM
Quote from: obscure on August 19, 2011, 03:08:23 AM
The topic of this thread is misleading ::)
It's not. It's referring to boners lasting for a month.
Let's hope none of the pre-orderers gets excited on the download day and starts a new thread under the name "two seconds" :D
Quote from: obscure on August 19, 2011, 02:24:39 PM
Quote from: GasparXR on August 19, 2011, 09:42:02 AM
Quote from: obscure on August 19, 2011, 03:08:23 AM
The topic of this thread is misleading ::)
It's not. It's referring to boners lasting for a month.
Let's hope none of the pre-orderers gets excited on the download day and starts a new thread under the name "two seconds" :D
It's a bomb timer. What a horrible ejaculation joke.
I just wanna say we're completely over hyping this album to the point where it's gonna be really hard for the album to meet this kind of expectations.
If it does you owe me a cookie.
Quote from: Mosh on August 19, 2011, 04:43:34 PM
If it does you owe me a cookie.
What if it goes over your expactations? Does he owe you 1 + (amount of awesome over expectations) cookies?
Quote from: GasparXR on August 19, 2011, 05:15:20 PM
Quote from: Mosh on August 19, 2011, 04:43:34 PM
If it does you owe me a cookie.
What if it goes over your expactations? Does he owe you 1 + (amount of awesome over expectations) cookies?
Hmm yes he does.
Quote from: Mosh on August 19, 2011, 05:20:15 PM
Quote from: GasparXR on August 19, 2011, 05:15:20 PM
Quote from: Mosh on August 19, 2011, 04:43:34 PM
If it does you owe me a cookie.
What if it goes over your expactations? Does he owe you 1 + (amount of awesome over expectations) cookies?
Hmm yes he does.
Bust out the cookiulator when the time comes
Quote from: GasparXR on August 19, 2011, 02:30:37 PM
Quote from: obscure on August 19, 2011, 02:24:39 PM
Quote from: GasparXR on August 19, 2011, 09:42:02 AM
Quote from: obscure on August 19, 2011, 03:08:23 AM
The topic of this thread is misleading ::)
It's not. It's referring to boners lasting for a month.
Let's hope none of the pre-orderers gets excited on the download day and starts a new thread under the name "two seconds" :D
It's a bomb timer. What a horrible ejaculation joke.
Why don't you respond to yourself?
Quote from: GasparXR on August 19, 2011, 12:38:13 PM
Doesn't matter if you didn't think it was funny, it was still a joke.
^^^^ Hahaha. Well I'm done. >.>
;)
19 days for Poland :metal :metal :metal