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Title: Another ultimate poll!
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on June 20, 2011, 02:31:06 PM: There is only one correct answer
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Post by: King Postwhore on June 20, 2011, 02:32:52 PM: Jackie Chan cartoon. :biggrin:

Bruce Lee of course.
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Post by: Dimitrius on June 20, 2011, 02:33:28 PM: Umm... where's the Chuck Norris option?
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Post by: Kosmo on June 20, 2011, 02:33:57 PM: Bruce. I like Jackie's stunt work but...

(https://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj26gnSMjO1qzvbeno1_400.jpg)
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Post by: lonestar on June 20, 2011, 02:35:16 PM: Bruce, by many, many, miles.
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Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on June 20, 2011, 02:37:28 PM: The fight where Bruce fought Chuck Norris' chest hair wins it for me. Epic

Quote from: Dimitrius on June 20, 2011, 02:33:28 PM
Umm... where's the Chuck Norris option?

Chuck Norris is inferior to both.
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Post by: King Postwhore on June 20, 2011, 02:42:32 PM: But Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

or

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on June 20, 2011, 02:48:02 PM: I'll be honest: I think he's overrated. Both Bruce and Jackie are MUCH better actors/stuntmen than Chuck could ever hope to be
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Post by: Dr. DTVT on June 20, 2011, 02:48:21 PM: Chuck Norris once got in an epic fight with Superman. The loser had to wear a skin tight spandex suit.
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Post by: Dimitrius on June 20, 2011, 02:56:39 PM: My work here is done.
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Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on June 20, 2011, 02:57:22 PM: srsly, this isn't a Chuck Norris thread. GTFO of this thread with that nonsense :P
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Post by: King Postwhore on June 20, 2011, 03:19:34 PM: I'm curious to what people thought of the remake of The Karate Kid with Jackie in it?
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Post by: Kosmo on June 20, 2011, 03:22:09 PM: Quote from: kingshmegland on June 20, 2011, 03:19:34 PM
I'm curious to what people thought of the remake of The Karate Kid with Jackie in it?
Don't you mean Kung Fu Kid?
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Post by: King Postwhore on June 20, 2011, 03:25:06 PM: Yes but it's still called the Karate Kid.
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Post by: JayOctavarium on June 20, 2011, 03:29:08 PM: John Petrucci
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Post by: Jamesman42 on June 20, 2011, 03:30:36 PM: Chuck Norris once played like John Myung, and he now runs dreamtheaterforums.org as the administrator. His beard is now nicknamed "PlaysLikeMyung."
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Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on June 20, 2011, 03:32:42 PM: :rollin
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Post by: King Postwhore on June 20, 2011, 03:34:09 PM: GrowsLikeMyung
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Post by: jingle.boy on June 20, 2011, 03:58:43 PM: Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
Churck Norris can pop a wheely on a unicycle.

None-the-less, this poll's answer is Bruce.
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Post by: lonestar on June 20, 2011, 04:53:50 PM: Until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him, Stephen Hawking was known as Albert Einstein.
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Post by: wolfking on June 20, 2011, 05:17:51 PM: Quote from: PlaysLikeMyung on June 20, 2011, 02:31:06 PM
There is only one correct answer

What happened to the Symphony X Survivor?

Also, Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Another ultimate poll!
Post by: dethklok09 on June 20, 2011, 05:19:53 PM: I'd kick all of their asses.
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Post by: sneakyblueberry on June 20, 2011, 05:20:02 PM: Jackie Chan is one of the best metal albums of all times. If you need to question why he is even in this poll, then maybe you don't actually like music.
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Post by: lonestar on June 20, 2011, 05:56:25 PM: Quote from: dethklok09 on June 20, 2011, 05:19:53 PM
I'd kick all of their asses in a speed fapping contest.
fix'd
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Post by: zxlkho on June 20, 2011, 05:57:43 PM: :rollin
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Post by: hefdaddy42 on June 20, 2011, 06:06:37 PM: (https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/other/brucelee.jpg)
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Post by: Dimitrius on June 20, 2011, 06:07:30 PM: Quote from: lonestar on June 20, 2011, 05:56:25 PM
Quote from: dethklok09 on June 20, 2011, 05:19:53 PM
I'd kick all of their asses in a speed fapping contest.
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SO. MUCH. WIN.
Title: Re: Another ultimate poll!
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on June 20, 2011, 10:26:06 PM: Seriously guys, make your own chuck norris thread
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Post by: CrimsonSunrise on June 21, 2011, 06:16:14 AM: Chans not even in the same class.... neither is Norris.
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Post by: rogerdil on June 21, 2011, 01:09:47 PM: Quote from: Kosmo on June 20, 2011, 02:33:57 PM
Bruce. I like Jackie's stunt work but...

(https://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj26gnSMjO1qzvbeno1_400.jpg)

Yes. YES! THE RIGHT PHOTO OF BRUCE THAT SCENE RULES
Title: Re: Another ultimate poll!
Post by: chknptpie on June 21, 2011, 01:12:13 PM: Jet Li :biggrin: