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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6405 on: August 24, 2021, 06:13:19 PM »
If I can listen to something called Temple Of The Balls, I suppose I could try Crazy Lixx.

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« Reply #6406 on: August 24, 2021, 06:15:31 PM »
Lol
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6407 on: August 25, 2021, 05:57:04 AM »
That Crazy Lixx was alright.  I didn't really get into the last one both the two before it were really awesome.  I'll check it but I think the last one slipped by as my tastes are changing not so much the bands fault.
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« Reply #6408 on: August 25, 2021, 07:32:14 AM »
I'm a Kiss and Whitesnake fan, so there's not a lot of shame when it comes to the music I listen to, but even I might keep "Temple of the Balls" under my hat.   :)

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6409 on: August 25, 2021, 08:43:17 AM »
There is no "of the".  It's just Temple Balls!!  All Balls deserve to be idolized.
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« Reply #6410 on: August 25, 2021, 03:37:44 PM »
Temple Balls are actually a very cool hard rock/metal band.

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« Reply #6411 on: August 25, 2021, 04:07:52 PM »
Temple Balls are actually a very cool hard rock/metal band.

It's Temple of the Balls.
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« Reply #6412 on: August 25, 2021, 04:11:25 PM »
Temple Balls are actually a very cool hard rock/metal band.

It's Temple of the Balls.


I actually wish it was  :rollin

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6413 on: August 28, 2021, 08:47:35 AM »
Cats In Space played my town on Thursday so I felt compelled to go. I’d heard some of their songs but wouldn’t say I particularly knew them I enjoyed the show but it was a bit cheesy at times.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6414 on: August 30, 2021, 05:17:21 AM »
‘Nother Lords of Black single. This is more to my liking.

https://youtu.be/UFb7HQVokzs
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« Reply #6415 on: August 30, 2021, 05:40:38 AM »
Yeah, I really liked that one too.  More generic than the first song but liked the darker atmosphere of it.  The solo was a little weird though.  The guitarist is hilarious, so overdramatic.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6416 on: August 30, 2021, 06:46:10 AM »
Agreed ... it was definitely Lords Of Black “by-the-numbers”.  But I like dem numbers.
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« Reply #6417 on: August 30, 2021, 02:55:39 PM »
Agreed ... it was definitely Lords Of Black “by-the-numbers”.  But I like dem numbers.

Still seems a lot better than all the other stuff I've heard from them.  If you're saying it's similar, I'm not sure why I think that.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6418 on: September 10, 2021, 01:13:23 PM »
Nestor - Tomorrow feat. Samantha Fox

Wait is that actually Samantha Fox?  :lol
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« Reply #6419 on: September 10, 2021, 01:33:38 PM »
That is indeed the real Sam Fox. I would recognise them anywhere 😳

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« Reply #6420 on: September 10, 2021, 01:41:01 PM »
That is indeed the real Sam Fox. I would recognise them anywhere 😳
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« Reply #6421 on: September 10, 2021, 03:10:20 PM »
That is indeed the real Sam Fox. I would recognise them anywhere 😳
:zydar:

When I was a teen, Sam was a page 3 model in the Sun newspaper, appearing topless. I was a pretty decent artist and I used to draw the page 3 girls for practice . I remember doing a picture of Sam and my dad said that if I put as much time and effort into the rest of the picture as I did the tits it would be incredible!

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« Reply #6422 on: September 12, 2021, 09:01:11 AM »
That is indeed the real Sam Fox. I would recognise them anywhere 😳
:zydar:

When I was a teen, Sam was a page 3 model in the Sun newspaper, appearing topless. I was a pretty decent artist and I used to draw the page 3 girls for practice . I remember doing a picture of Sam and my dad said that if I put as much time and effort into the rest of the picture as I did the tits it would be incredible!

 :lol :lol :lol

I thought her singing was great too.

Can't wait for these guys' album.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6423 on: September 12, 2021, 05:32:11 PM »
I kind of dug that.   I have no idea who "Nestor" is, but I might check that out.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6424 on: September 12, 2021, 05:43:37 PM »
I kind of dug that.   I have no idea who "Nestor" is, but I might check that out.

That fucking blew chunks. I mean, other than the tits.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6425 on: September 13, 2021, 12:21:56 AM »
I kind of dug that.   I have no idea who "Nestor" is, but I might check that out.
Check out their other songs 1989 and On the Run.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6426 on: September 18, 2021, 10:43:07 AM »
I’m off to see the Quireboys tonight. They’re playing a pub not 5p0 yards from my house and it was only £5 a ticket so it would be rude not to. I quite liked their A Bit Of What You Fancy album but can’t say I know anything else by them.

Should be fun.

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« Reply #6427 on: September 18, 2021, 10:46:27 AM »
I’m off to see the Quireboys tonight. They’re playing a pub not 5p0 yards from my house and it was only £5 a ticket so it would be rude not to. I quite liked their A Bit Of What You Fancy album but can’t say I know anything else by them.

Should be fun.

That’s awesome! Is Babylon A.D. opening for them? 😁

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« Reply #6428 on: September 19, 2021, 05:46:28 AM »
I’m off to see the Quireboys tonight. They’re playing a pub not 5p0 yards from my house and it was only £5 a ticket so it would be rude not to. I quite liked their A Bit Of What You Fancy album but can’t say I know anything else by them.

Should be fun.

That’s awesome! Is Babylon A.D. opening for them? 😁

 :biggrin: Admittedly that would be cool, but no.

It was a very good gig at an “intimate” venue.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6429 on: September 23, 2021, 07:47:27 PM »
New Temple Of The Balls video.

https://bravewords.com/news/temple-balls-release-live-studio-session-video-for-heart-of-a-warrior


I can't decide if I like it or not. I kinda do. :blush
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6430 on: September 23, 2021, 07:59:39 PM »
New Temple Of The Balls video.

https://bravewords.com/news/temple-balls-release-live-studio-session-video-for-heart-of-a-warrior


I can't decide if I like it or not. I kinda do. :blush

Their new album is actually quite good. I laughed when I first saw the band name and for a goof I sampled it then bought it.  :metal

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6431 on: September 23, 2021, 08:03:22 PM »
New Temple Of The Balls video.

https://bravewords.com/news/temple-balls-release-live-studio-session-video-for-heart-of-a-warrior


I can't decide if I like it or not. I kinda do. :blush

Their new album is actually quite good. I laughed when I first saw the band name and for a goof I sampled it then bought it.  :metal

I'm a big Hanoi Rocks/Michael Monroe fan so the fact that they're from Finland is interesting to me. There's a certain quality to it.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6432 on: September 23, 2021, 08:07:01 PM »
New Temple Of The Balls video.

https://bravewords.com/news/temple-balls-release-live-studio-session-video-for-heart-of-a-warrior


I can't decide if I like it or not. I kinda do. :blush

Their new album is actually quite good. I laughed when I first saw the band name and for a goof I sampled it then bought it.  :metal

I'm a big Hanoi Rocks/Michael Monroe fan so the fact that they're from Finland is interesting to me. There's a certain quality to it.

Shall we start a Temple Balls thread?  :metal :rollin

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6433 on: September 23, 2021, 08:09:28 PM »
New Temple Of The Balls video.

https://bravewords.com/news/temple-balls-release-live-studio-session-video-for-heart-of-a-warrior


I can't decide if I like it or not. I kinda do. :blush

Their new album is actually quite good. I laughed when I first saw the band name and for a goof I sampled it then bought it.  :metal

I'm a big Hanoi Rocks/Michael Monroe fan so the fact that they're from Finland is interesting to me. There's a certain quality to it.

Shall we start a Temple Balls thread?  :metal :rollin

Can't believe DTF has survived this long without one.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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« Reply #6434 on: September 23, 2021, 08:14:30 PM »


Temple Balls ❤️

On tour with Toby Hitchcock?  :lol

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6435 on: September 23, 2021, 09:03:00 PM »
Checked out one of their songs the other day.  I hated it.  It could have been a cover though.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6436 on: September 25, 2021, 12:34:29 PM »
Not softcock, and not shit. This guy fronted an album last year by an outfit called Sinners Blood, which was one of my top albums of the year. Kinda sounds like a young Russell Allen.  This is surprising that it’s written by Del Vecchio, it sounds pretty good to my ears.

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« Reply #6437 on: October 12, 2021, 08:57:26 AM »
Anyone here listen to Vega? They are one of those bands I just lumped in with the cookie cutter Scandinavian AOR bands that bore the tits off me. I noticed that they are playing a pub I go to see bands fairly nearby so I gave them a listen.

For a modern AOR band this new album is pretty good. I think I’ll go see them.

Praying Mantis are on at the same venue on Thursday so going to that one too. I just had a listen to some of their earlier stuff and it’s pretty good. A more AOR direction than many of their contemporary NWOBHM colleagues.

I used them in a roulette a few years back - their Sanctuary album was killer.

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« Reply #6438 on: October 12, 2021, 10:07:09 AM »
I see there is a new album from Murder Of My Sweet, and strangely it’s a sequel to another band’s album - the very great Mind’s Eye album A Gentleman’s Hurricane. how very prog… the link is songwriter, drummer, keyboard player, producer Daniel Flores.

Apparently it follows the daughter of the hitman from the first album.

https://youtu.be/O0OcjtEih4o

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« Reply #6439 on: October 12, 2021, 10:27:02 AM »
Anyone here listen to Vega? They are one of those bands I just lumped in with the cookie cutter Scandinavian AOR bands that bore the tits off me. I noticed that they are playing a pub I go to see bands fairly nearby so I gave them a listen.

For a modern AOR band this new album is pretty good. I think I’ll go see them.

Praying Mantis are on at the same venue on Thursday so going to that one too. I just had a listen to some of their earlier stuff and it’s pretty good. A more AOR direction than many of their contemporary NWOBHM colleagues.

I used them in a roulette a few years back - their Sanctuary album was killer.

Vega are grossly underappreciated.