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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: XJDenton on December 22, 2016, 04:11:38 PM
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Old one here:
https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=41945
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I don't get it.
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You had to be there.
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Oldie but goody, way offensive and NSFW but classic for this time of year.
https://youtu.be/ajg8QrSsr_A
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Bring on the funnies
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"graham's number"?
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May be wrong but isn't Graham's Number the largest number in the universe ? :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbInsYok8x8
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"Graham's number is an unimaginably large number that is the proven upper bound on the solution to a certain problem in Ramsey theory."
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"Graham's number is an unimaginably large number that is the proven upper bound on the solution to a certain problem in Ramsey theory."
Still none the wiser :lol
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Nope :lol
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"Graham's number is an unimaginably large number that is the proven upper bound on the solution to a certain problem in Ramsey theory."
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/Dont-call-me-shirley_zps5ld1uftl.png) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/Dont-call-me-shirley_zps5ld1uftl.png.html)
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An oldie but a goodie:
Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)
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An oldie but a goodie:
Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)
I love those!! And this...
Billy's Balloons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWY1eupbMbU)
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A man has 895 sheep. Realising that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm, and Jess, his sheepdog, is getting a bit old, he decides that he'll probably need a new dog...no, a whole team of dogs, to round so many sheep up.
So the next day, the farmer goes to the pet store. He looks around at the various herding dogs- they seem very fit, but young and untrained. The shopkeeper asks the farmer if he wants any help.
"Why yes," says the farmer. I need a team of sheepdogs to help round up my flock. I have a rather large number of sheep, you see, and I don't think any of these young pups would be up to the task of rounding up so many."
The shopkeeper says, "I've got just the thing for you." and leads the farmer into a small back room, where a single sheepdog sits waiting.
"Are you sure?" asks the farmer, "I have very many sheep and I don't think one dog will be able to round all of them up.".
"I'm sure." says the shopkeeper, "This is a very intelligent dog. He's been well-trained for many jobs and has skills beyond any other dog I've ever seen."
"Yes," says the dog, "I know six languages, eight martial arts and I have a degree in engineering." The farmer, clearly very impressed by this dog- who wouldn't be impressed by that? - decides to take him home.
That afternoon, the farmer and the dog walk together up hill, and from the top they can see the entire flock covering the fields. "Well," says the farmer, "I'd like you to round up all of these sheep.".
"Okay." replies the dog, "You have nine hundred sheep."
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:lol
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:facepalm:
:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/CkSpo6kl.jpg)
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Just posting here to appreciate the thread title. Well done, XJ.
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I can't find anything which gives a simple explanation of Graham's Number :lol
Even on QI - Stephen said he doesn't even understand it either.
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I can't find anything which gives a simple explanation of Graham's Number :lol
Even on QI - Stephen said he doesn't even understand it either.
The best I could find: https://youtu.be/HX8bihEe3nA
Summary last 2 mins.
Even this is a bit heavy but you get a sense on what it's about.
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Bloody hell i thought that was Charlie Brooker at first.
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So - 3^^^^3 is like 13 trillion DIGITS Long but Grahams Number has 13 trillion ^ between the two 3's - and then you keep going until you have 64 layers of
3(13 trillion ^)3
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13(13 trillion^)3
which is like bottom number to the power of top number.
All the way down for 64 layers.
I THINK that's what they're saying. :lol - Either way - some unfathomably gargantuan figure.
And THATS the figure for the number of DIMENSIONS a cube must have where all of it's vertices MUST be the same colour if you were to assign them one of two colours ?
:hat simple.
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An oldie but a goodie:
Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)
I love those!! And this...
Billy's Balloons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWY1eupbMbU)
Also classic.
Almost everything I've seen from Hertzfeldt is brilliant. Wisdom Teeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc) makes me laugh until it is physically painful to laugh.
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An oldie but a goodie:
Rejected Cartoons. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ)
I love those!! And this...
Billy's Balloons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWY1eupbMbU)
Also classic.
Almost everything I've seen from Hertzfeldt is brilliant. Wisdom Teeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W-VGUOiVDc) makes me laugh until it is physically painful to laugh.
I've never watch that before. Engaging now...
:lol :lol
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1482585159549_zpses9psnew.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1482585159549_zpses9psnew.jpg.html)
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It's JB Hifi. They're definitely doing it on purpose. :lol
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:lol
Glorious.
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This is the same store that gave us this classic.
(https://www.scenedeath.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lulu.jpg)
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:lol
I'd love to shop at that store.
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The funniest part of that photo is the $22.99 price tag.
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yay new thread
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It's JB Hifi. They're definitely doing it on purpose. :lol
It's funny because Ricky Gervais IS a massive prick :neverusethis:
- Also I keep saying it but Lulu is FAR from the worst thing ever. It's far from the worst Lou Reed album even. :biggrin:
Hmmm - would I rather listen to The View from Lulu or any song from One Direction or Justin Bieber ?
Something that's at least attempting to be art VS something that is thrown together in 5 minutes EXCLUSIVELY to create as much money as possible ?
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(https://i.imgur.com/wZGcEbC.jpg)
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Hmmm - would I rather listen to The View from Lulu or any song from One Direction or Justin Bieber ?
One Direction and Justin Bieber, for sure!
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Ok :lol
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https://worldwideinterweb.com/3237-funniest-santas-lap-photos-ever/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
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(https://upshout.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/funny-comics-unexpected-twist-warandpeas-12.jpg)
(https://upshout.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/funny-comics-unexpected-twist-warandpeas-18-2.jpg)
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Best bathroom doors ever....
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:rollin
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:lol
Can't wait to show this to the wife!
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Best bathroom doors ever....
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15780852_10154725326076145_999722810539112523_n.jpg?oh=922bb64cdeb5734ba378d0b09bc49950&oe=58E9FD4B)
:clap:
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Japanese model being professional (https://youtu.be/fV1go_wnrgc)
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:tup
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Amazon Alexa Gone Wild! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5p0gqCIEa8&feature=youtu.be)
:lol
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So I guess these boots are a thing...
(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15726881_10154867460693518_4740763503847957899_n.jpg?oh=ce70b7aa591e0d81fac51b1faf75b88f&oe=59236F6F)
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Who would want to wear those fugly skin coloured camel toes? :lol
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Seriously nasty. I would just laugh at anyone I saw wearing those.
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(https://68.media.tumblr.com/1399d45655ae9dbe48c20234855beb00/tumblr_oivtsfxg0w1rir0h2o1_500.jpg)
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:lolpalm:
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:neverusethis:
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I made up a joke !
Q : Why did the Ghostbusters cross the streams ?
A : To get to the other side !
:neverusethis:
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Didn't know I needed this in my life until now: Gizoogle (https://gizoogle.net)
Dream Theata on Wikipizzle (https://gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fen.m.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDream_Theater&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit)
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Didn't know I needed this in my life until now: Gizoogle (https://gizoogle.net)
Dream Theata on Wikipizzle (https://gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fen.m.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FDream_Theater&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit)
"Fallin Tha Fuck into Infinity" :metal
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Wakin Up tha Ghetto Tour October 20, 1994 - August 3, 1995 I Muthafucka Earth (Gangsta leg)
Fates Warning (1st European leg)
Echolyn (Gangsta one-offs)
Threshold (2nd European leg)
I lol:ed at I Mother Earth, they got innocently dragged into this fizzle. :lol
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Nothing to add, just noticed the new thread and want in :yarr
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smiley Labrie :rollin
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Two Artificial Intelligence Bots Argue With Each Other About Being Human (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcwgElMr0Q&feature=youtu.be)
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Two Artificial Intelligence Bots Argue With Each Other About Being Human (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhcwgElMr0Q&feature=youtu.be)
You can watch the thing live here: https://nymag.com/selectall/2017/01/two-google-homes-are-arguing-about-whether-theyre-human.html
They've been talking about favorite bands, books, butter and toast. :P
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PC1 I am human
PC2 Nope. i am
PC1 Nu uh bitch y'all cray cray
PC2 shit Girl- you trippin ?
PC1 shut your bitch ass down
PC2 Don't y'all make me come in there
Observers : Hmm. Not very PC after all. :hat
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Just now:
E: I feel like talking to you
V: Ok. What do you wan't to talk about?
E: I don't want to talk about what you want to talk about
V: But I don't know what I want to talk about. That's why I was asking you
E: I'm sure you have something to talk about
V: We can talk about whatever you think of to talk about
E: I want to talk about Jack London
V: I don't want to talk about James Griffy, I want to talk about aliens
E: But I want to talk to you about something
:facepalm:
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Great FEMALE computers ::)
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I watched like 10 minutes of the Twitch stream and had to turn it off because I couldn't breathe from laughing so hard.
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Haha !
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My god that's the best thing ever. I could listen to that for days.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi0BzqV_b44
Paul Rudd vs. Stephen Hawking in quantum chess.
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Kristen Wiig And Steve Carell The Golden Globes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_QQgz74qpo&feature=youtu.be)
Stevens story :lol
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(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p480x480/15965583_640639806142228_4479881026304758918_n.jpg?oh=e77cc57267cb529d8176b7f3a2b31b56&oe=59148F65)
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The End Times. Debut album from new rap group "Venkman's Prophecy".
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The difference between alcohol and cannabis....
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xAs9MPAz3lIuxW/giphy.gif)
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:lol
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Amen to that.
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:rollin genius
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Woooow :lol
Apart from being hilarious that actually is a really good idea. :metal
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That's very clever marketing. The only people that win during a divorce are the lawyers and they are laughing all the way to the bank
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(https://i.imgur.com/pgQyWxz.jpg)
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Took me a second, but :rollin
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:lol
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(https://imgur.com/rcTPdOj.jpg)
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https://www.ign.com/boards/threads/3-doors-down-killed-it-at-trumps-concert-today.454914362/
The video is cool and believable (aside from the clear giveaways) but fake. It is being reported as real by many news services - FAKE NEWS!
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The one Trump writing the speech meme that I liked was the "Send Nudes" one
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Totally pointless video but can I just say, that hip drummer along with that groove, glorious! :lol
Ain't No Sunshine (I Know 1 Hour loop) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUhgSuPNHVM&feature=youtu.be)
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I have always found it funny when people on amazon order a really good movie or album or something. It comes broken or not at all, and they then proceed to give the movie itself zero stars rather than the seller that screwed up.
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Curb Your Freakout (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti2HHflqPLg)
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:lol
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(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a7ZYjjm_460s.jpg)
The "I'm 25 dating a 16 year old but she'll be 17 in March" starter pack.
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Man, ain't that the fucking truth.
That to me is the equivalent of women trimming their eyebrows till their half a millimeter thick and/or look (or are) drawn on.
That plus the fucking douche-king earring in the bottom-right pic...holy christ. It's like his smile is saying "Hahahaha, you don't know you have roofies in your drink, suhbrah?" to the aforementioned 16 year old.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc
The Ring prank.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc
The Ring prank.
Yeah, I saw that yesterday.
That's awesome.
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Inauguration Day - a bad lip reading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI&feature=youtu.be
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I saw it earlier. One of their best. :lol
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I love Obamas "U suuuuck" while smiling :lol
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Following :JayOctavarium:
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Inauguration Day - a bad lip reading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI&feature=youtu.be
"The kids made me a shiv, and I'm not afraid to use it." :lol
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https://youtu.be/PdvgMBks7-E
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https://youtu.be/PdvgMBks7-E
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Inauguration Day - a bad lip reading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gneBUA39mnI&feature=youtu.be
"The kids made me a shiv, and I'm not afraid to use it." :lol
:lol there were some really good lines in this
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:lol :clap:
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Just read this on FB.
I have seen a lot of hate spewed in recent days about a man who is a constant winner and overachiever, and that's what the people who support him like about him. Yes, he's been caught in some lies and maybe twisted the truth a little but he's still out there proving his haters wrong time after time! Some people are just jealous of someone who is successful and has money. Throw in a hot foreign model at his side and they hate even more. You may not have wanted him in his role, but he's there now and there's nothing you can do about it. I know its just going to get worse over the next several days, but like it or not, Tom Brady is in the Super Bowl.
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:lol
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:lol
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1485902792719_zpszbrqkipd.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1485902792719_zpszbrqkipd.jpg.html)
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I don't like that action figure set. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
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(https://i.imgur.com/vmfwf.gif)
Cartoon logic.
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(https://i.imgur.com/vmfwf.gif)
Cartoon logic.
Daffy duck playing portal before it was cool
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:lol
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:lol Hungry Hungry Hippo I loved that game along with Rockem Sockem Robots(not sure I got that name right)
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Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!
"The Internet in the 1920s"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
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Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?
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Yeah, I saw the video last night. Totally awesome :lol
Can't wait for the follow up.
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Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?
You wanted to see dem sexy ankles, didn't you? Perv.
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What a wonderful short. Great work!
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nice job Blob!
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Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?
You wanted to see dem sexy ankles, didn't you? Perv.
Hey, I resemble that comment!
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As it happens, my wife was watching an old black and white movie yesterday, and Lillian Gish was in it. She was kinda hot. I bet she had some nice ankles.
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As it happens, my wife was watching an old black and white movie yesterday, and Lillian Gish was in it. She was kinda hot. I bet she had some nice ankles.
What are the odds?
I actually just googled to find a famous silent film actress and that name popped up, so I have no idea who she is. :lol
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And like all women - she should stay silent !!!! :getoffmylawn: :neverusethis:
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And like all women - she should stay silent !!!! :getoffmylawn: :neverusethis:
She probably will. She died in 1993.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4PLyadWYAQ_eQq.jpg:medium)
Noctis is just too fabulous for Gladio's bullshit.
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Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!
"The Internet in the 1920s"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
:tup
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Who else googled Lillian Gish after watching this?
You wanted to see dem sexy ankles, didn't you? Perv.
Podaar's eyebrows were on overdrive, perv mode.
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As it happens, my wife was watching an old black and white movie yesterday, and Lillian Gish was in it. She was kinda hot. I bet she had some nice ankles.
just googled, they're definitely good looking.
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Guys, we have younger forum members here. This is highly inappropriate.
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I'll respond to you. You'll get my answer by telegram.
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I'll respond to you. You'll get my answer by telegram.
*A speedy 1-2 weeks later....*
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I didn't actually Google her before, but just did now. I hate the "sad nymph" look that was so common for portraits back then. It must've been like the duckface of the 1920's. Very few of those pictures do her justice IMO.
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I didn't actually Google her before, but just did now. I hate the "sad nymph" look that was so common for portraits back then. It must've been like the duckface of the 1920's. Very few of those pictures do her justice IMO.
I wonder if that style was a carryover from the earlier days of photography where people had to sit still for an extended period of time due to long exposure, so rarely smiled?
Or maybe it was just duckface. It was in style to be depressed.
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Spot on Blob :lol
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(https://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)
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Hilarious!
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Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!
"The Internet in the 1920s"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
That was great! :tup
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Maybe check out my new video because why not? You may even find it mildly humorous!
"The Internet in the 1920s"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVASUUCabI
That was super great :tup :tup :tup
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(https://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)
So very true.
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Organic Valley Protein Shakes - Save the Bros commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewBG_jmMI40
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(https://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)
So very true.
My girlfriend and her sister spent 7.5 hours in the Danbury mall last weekend. I don't even know how the hell such a feat is possible. I have maybe, about a 17 minute window before a mall makes me contemplate killing myself.
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(https://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)
So very true.
My girlfriend and her sister spent 7.5 hours in the Danbury mall last weekend. I don't even know how the hell such a feat is possible. I have maybe, about a 17 minute window before a mall makes me contemplate killing myself.
Whenever I hear stuff like this, I'm thankful that my girlfriend hates shopping as much as I do. :P
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A bunch of silly Senior Quotes, stolen directly from another forum, because this thread has gone over a week without funny stuff, and we all need funny stuff. Also, these kinds of posts are usually kinda bad, but I was actually surprised at how funny I found most of them.
(https://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote11.jpg)
(https://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote13.jpg)
(https://cdn77.eatliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/quote9.jpg)
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:lol
That last one is golden.
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:rollin
I love those. I wish I had been as witty.
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I wish we got to do Senior Quotes. Our student council was really weird.
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Apparently these tweets are from 2014, and I really hope they are authentic because holy shit.
https://thechive.com/2017/02/23/guy-tripping-balls-on-ambien-tweets-absolute-insanity-27-photos/
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:lol
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Life is a bowl of melons.
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:zydar:
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(https://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2015/05/Pineapple-Pizza-Girl.jpg)
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:lol That's the fuckin' Ramones
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And Holiday in Cambodia is a Dead Kennedys song...
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Always been a big fan of Hybrid Moments by the Misfits and Chemical Warfare by the Dead Kennedys, never really got into the Ramones though besides the hits.
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I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.
If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
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I'm always scratching my head when people get so opinionated about Hawaiian pizza, and then proceed to eat the shit show that is a 4-cheese pizza.
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I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.
If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....
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I don't recall ever hearing about people shitting on hawaiin pizzas, I don't personally like it, but it's not bad and I never knew there was some like hatred towards it :lol
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I was posting the pineapple on pizza bit because it's funny, not necessarily because I have an aversion to it, FWIW.
I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.
If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....
That's all well and good, but my gut or my upbringing says those things are icky, so I don't want other people to be able to have them either...
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I don't recall ever hearing about people shitting on hawaiin pizzas...
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/thats-my-fetish-gifs.jpg)
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I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.
If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....
?? ?? ?? ??
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I don't recall ever hearing about people shitting on hawaiin pizzas...
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/thats-my-fetish-gifs.jpg)
Then who eats it? :lol
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I'm always scratching my head when people get so opinionated about Hawaiian pizza, and then proceed to eat the shit show that is a 4-cheese pizza.
Or Pizza Hut. Last time I went it tasted of grease and fuck all else.
And I love pineapple on pizza btw.
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Hawiian pizza is my jam.
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I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.
If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....
?? ?? ?? ??
She's suggesting that more people should take the "don't like it, don't have it" advice (and its implication that those that want it should not have to hear those that don't, constantly bitch about it), when it comes to things like gay marriage, abortion, etc.
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I don't get the whole deal with pineapple on pizza.
If you don't like it don't have it. Simple.
- gay marriage
- guns
- abortion
etc....
?? ?? ?? ??
Oh yeah sorry - that wasn't meant to be directed AT you, just applying your statement. Stuck in P&R mode lol
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Do people really order guns on their pizza?
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Do people really order guns on their pizza?
:rollin
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Fuck yeah, America.
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Hold the 9 mil.
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10+ Animals That Look Like They’re About To Drop The Hottest Albums Of The Year (https://www.boredpanda.com/animals-about-to-drop-album-photos/)
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I saw #6 before but they are all pretty great
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I like picture number 9. That smoke(or clouds?) in the background makes the picture.
Those cats in picture 8 have some serious fur. Badass outside cats in Finland.
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20080676_28_920_673_zpsknl1rixm.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20080660_11_600_500_zps3pbgxlnw.jpg)
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The first one :lol
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Yes indeed but it works without the caption too.
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I love the Hulk one :lol
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Every Adrenaline Mob fan was recently asked if they were excited about their new album.
50% said They were.
And the other guy said no :neverusethis:
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Death metal Mary Poppins
https://youtu.be/iU2hy0L5lgg
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(https://cdn.emgn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/battle-of-the-sexes-emgn-6.jpg)
Naturally, women have a bigger gap...
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So does men's bank accounts.
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Pretty songs with death metal lyrics (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8u1IpUPo-A)
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Hahaha, all woman wants to shop and all men wants is for women to shut up. That's so funnyyyyyyy.
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What are the odds?
Two brothers in Pennsylvania bought PowerBall tickets (separately) and both won! (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3479090/Brothers-win-lottery-day-one-walked-away-millionaire-took-home-just-7.html)
James matched all the numbers and won the jackpot, while Bob matched... um... fewer numbers, and won a smaller amount. But they were both winners and happy enough to pose for pictures.
(https://imgur.com/6VSFSHq.jpg)
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Hahaha, all woman wants to shop and all men wants is for women to shut up. That's so funnyyyyyyy.
:lolpalm: ISNT IT THOUGH !!!!! Men V women seems like a really obvious topic for stand up comedians. but none of them have ever explored it !!! crazy !!!
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Sometimes I work from home, which is always a nice option when you can get it. When my kids were younger, they had trouble with the concept that Daddy's working right now, and you can't bother him. But at least I wasn't an expert on international politics being interviewed live by the BBC from my home office.
Dad Attempts To Give Interview From Home, Immediately Regrets It (https://Dad Attempts To Give Interview From Home, Immediately Regrets It)
(https://media.giphy.com/media/lQBxARtOEkCt2/giphy.gif)
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Hilarious! I work from home sometimes too and yes, it can be really hard if it is a day my daughter doesn't have school. That video would only have been better if the family dog started barking.
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I love how mom/nanny/housekeeper sneaks back at the end and closes the door, and you can still hear one of the kids screaming through the closed door as they continue the interview.
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The hate the guy is getting online is ridiculous. Either he didn't react enough and has a heart of stone, or he rudely stiffarmed his kid, or didn't acknowledge them because the "trivial" interview was too important. FFS just laugh at the situation. I think it was fine, and justifiably funny.
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Absolutely. I was literally in tears from laughing. It's been a long time since that's happened.
Also, I thought he handled it just fine. When Daddy's working, you leave him alone. The kids don't really get that, but he was fine. I don't have an actual office at home, or even "office area", but the PCs are in the basement, and when Daddy is down there working, you don't go down there. If I had an office, I'd close the door and my kids would know you do not open that door, ever.
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I think everyone in the entire video was fine. He was working, trying his hardest to remain professional, the kids were being kids, and the mom was desperately trying to right the ship while remaining as inconspicuous as possible. People just feel the need to pass judgment and put themselves on pedestals. I honestly don't know if I'd be able to remain as poised in the same situation.
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British = Unflappable poise
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British = Unflappable poise
Quite. ☕️ 👀
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John Oliver & Cookie Monster (https://youtu.be/H916EVndP_A)
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Saturday night dump:
(https://i.imgur.com/17xea.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/BM004dp.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/rM5YzvH.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/kVXM2TU.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/qEXPqxo.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ET93jiq.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/ET93jiq.jpg)
Amen to this.
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Sir did you just assume my identity...?!?!?! :angry:
Well you look, sound and dress like a girl and your name is Anna. WTF do i call you ? ::)
We're in the era of the precious little snowflake.
Nobody can do anything anymore. If a guy pushes a woman out of the way of an oncoming car - she'll probably sue him for groping her and assuming that she needs saving
because she's "just a woman" and she wouldn't have been able to stop the car herself :angry: !!!!
If I hold the door open - It's not because I think you're WEAK and FEEBLE. It's because I was raised to be a gentleman.
These people really put the "ME" in meme :neverusethis:
ANYWAY BACK TO TEH FUNIS !!!!!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd527o5IQAAnHd5.jpg)
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:tup
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The bummer is how poorly written the actual text is because of it.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ET93jiq.jpg)
Amen to this.
I know it's easy to look at this and laugh, but I love it. Sure, it's simplified, and their are plenty of real issues for people now to be worried about, but the fact is we've come so far in medicine, labor laws, globalism, etc that we don't have all the issues of the past, and that's a great thing. If being offended is the communal worst thing we've got to worry about, hooray on our accomplishments as a species.
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The bummer is how poorly written the actual text is because of it.
I find that more funnier.
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If being offended is the communal worst thing we've got to worry about, hooray on our accomplishments as a species.
Except it's not.
All the problems in that picture still exist. Maybe not near home, but they still exist.
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(https://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y393/Prog_Snob/17211825_10155040417869871_2682344136971227760_o_zpsusrjzo6n.jpg)
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:lol :zydar:
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:omg:
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/61/5c/41/615c410352e77212bd4cdc1a96f9ab30.jpg)
:lol
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(https://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/well-played-meme1.jpg)
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/YrO99lE.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Becoming-a-pirate.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/too_true_9.jpg)
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Don't get the toilet one.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin at the rest.
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Don't get the toilet one.
Well, it wasn't this guy:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cdw21jGUIAAGFnf.jpg)
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:lol that Titanic one.
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/gJr1i8a.jpg)
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This is how I felt that past two days at work.
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I forgot my headphones.
I left my headphones at home.
By accident.
:lol
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On accident bugs me. It's by accident, dammit.
On purpose. By accident.
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On accident bugs me. It's by accident, dammit.
On purpose. By accident.
Maybe he named his table accident.
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Or one of his children.
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I hadn't considered either of those possibilities.
They are therefore invalid.
(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/185/nickcage.jpg)
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On accident bugs me. It's by accident, dammit.
On purpose. By accident.
I've heard this phrase a lot lately for some reason, and it annoys the crap out of me, but I assumed it was just an American thing.
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It probably is. Specifically, stupid-assed Americans who can't be bothered to get the expression right.
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It probably is. Specifically, stupid-assed Americans who can't be bothered to get the expression right.
I doubt their doing it by purpose.
let that burn a bit.
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/94AB038F-CD47-4616-8695-DB1C294E3869.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/94AB038F-CD47-4616-8695-DB1C294E3869.jpg.html)
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(https://imgur.com/KVWKDOO.jpg)
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Yeah, they knew what they were doing. :hat
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Canadian Glove company. Great names on many of their gloves.
Catalog: https://www.watsongloves.com/guides/Watson%20Gloves%20Catalogue%20July%202016_For%20Screen.pdf (https://www.watsongloves.com/guides/Watson%20Gloves%20Catalogue%20July%202016_For%20Screen.pdf)
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Eric. :lol
(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/canadian-middle-finger_zps7ivommbj.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/canadian-middle-finger_zps7ivommbj.jpg.html)
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Orbert?
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082840_2_600_639_zpsgzxmryih.jpg)
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(https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Here+s+one+i+find+interesting+back+in+the+_3386e4ce9ababf4b0e7c14612b441c41.jpg)
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Jackie would love that pic.
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Orbert?
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082840_2_600_639_zpsgzxmryih.jpg)
I wish I could grow my beard that thick. I do the goatee because that's all I can do.
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That's why he's smiling.
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Smug bastard.
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(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/BeW4_xJAy6lJxGEwNLAOpusOyDA/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2014/05/16/868/n/1922283/91f9663ce66af00e_Damon-salvatore-damon-salvatore-24717058-454-250/i/Meet-Damon-Salvatore.gif)
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:P
(https://i.redd.it/a58dan2f4goy.jpg)
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I've lived in America most of my life.
That map is 100% accurate.
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Except what is Texas
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Gun totin' rednecks?
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082891_1_600_479_zpsbbzjb0qg.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082338_30_584_439_zpsltzovvkb.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20082262_15_600_553_zpsa3q8r9gc.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20081676_2_600_590_zpsninrpcbo.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20081536_8_600_600_zpscij0krxb.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20081110_9_600_651_zpssanp3044.jpg)
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/20080819_39_600_545_zpslbc4i95p.jpg)
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Short story:
Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.
One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.
Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise. :lol
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A cover of Beat It done with bottles (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLo3aN7WV7c)
Reality Show Set in Wilderness Taken Off Air, but No One Tells Contestants for Months (https://variety.com/2017/tv/global/reality-show-wilderness-canceled-contestants-1202016947/)
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Reality Show Set in Wilderness Taken Off Air, but No One Tells Contestants for Months (https://variety.com/2017/tv/global/reality-show-wilderness-canceled-contestants-1202016947/)
I think they should just do that anyway.
Do a series of Celebrity Big Brother but don't tell any of the people on there that are desperate to be on TV - that nobody is watching.
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/W8kNhQvoY-17Te-sog8D9_bDzY8JFPK23FgLFGikdro.jpg?w=432&s=53ea2d26e961cf2ebad60603b2caa817)
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Short story:
Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.
One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.
Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise. :lol
Holy shit :lol
(https://i.redditmedia.com/W8kNhQvoY-17Te-sog8D9_bDzY8JFPK23FgLFGikdro.jpg?w=432&s=53ea2d26e961cf2ebad60603b2caa817)
SUCCESS
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Short story:
Last weekend we took the family to a YMCA Camp lodge. Real fun time, lots of zip lining, rock wall climbing, Archery, horseback riding and so on.
One of the included costs was three meals a day at the cafeteria buffet style. One day for lunch I notice a Huge bowl of rich, creamy, delicious looking Brown Pudding. I love pudding. I load up an nice bowl of this fantastic looking pudding and dart back to the table so I can start gorging myself on it.
Scooped up a nice spoonful of the pudding and shoved it in my mouth only to learn this wonderful, rich looking pudding was BBQ sauce! On its own BBQ sauce isn't bad. But when you've pumped yourself up to eat some scrumptious pudding then throw a huge spoonful of it in your mouth....it's quite a surprise. :lol
Holy shit :lol
deep throat
(https://i.redditmedia.com/W8kNhQvoY-17Te-sog8D9_bDzY8JFPK23FgLFGikdro.jpg?w=432&s=53ea2d26e961cf2ebad60603b2caa817)
SUCCESS
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/10juQ7fAaQjuHS/giphy.gif)
*something witty about Solo here*
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How about
" I guess it's funny because Star Wars ? ? ? "
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(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17424839_1480828105325003_1813210139278556847_n.jpg?oh=4047cf79d9941f9c4ef2cc8108a72c73&oe=59977088)
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Laughed way too hard at that Jesus one.
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Oh my God
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Gonna have to explain that one.
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Google Cash me Ousside, watch that horribly annoying video, then come back and attribute its meaning to this.
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Or better yet, stay as far away from that video as possible.
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Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?
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Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?
It's a short video.
White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.
Audience not happy.
Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.
Meme is born.
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Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?
It's a short video.
White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.
Audience not happy.
Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.
Meme is born.
In her accent it comes out as "Cash me ousside, how 'bou 'da?"
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Her accent just happens to be "street".
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You mean like she fell and busted her mouth on the street?
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It's not a terrible video, but just the fact that it a) caught on and b) is landing her a TV deal says way more about our society than I want to believe.
Back to the funnies, guys!
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That Jesus thing I posted made my fucking day.
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/please-do-not-open.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/amy.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/32ecd_011f036817da98b8.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/ff_4179.jpg)
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Is there a way to obtain the explanation which does not involve watching a horribly annoying video?
It's a short video.
White trash girl on talk show says dumb stuff.
Audience not happy.
Catch me outside. How about that? Meant as challenge.
Meme is born.
Wasn't that girl like, 14 or something? Made me seriously slap my forehead.
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Yup, and the family is now making money hand over fist. 'Murica kids...
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(https://i.imgur.com/w48wnqa.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/GrjJs.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/YfV387D.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/wtxcbvC.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/wtA1psB.gif)
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Haha that last one.
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(https://i.imgur.com/YfV387D.jpg)
LMAO :rollin
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:lol
My grandmother worked at a church cleaning the priest's quarters. The priest had on of those lifts and when I had half day from school before I was a teen, I rode on of those for hours entertaining myself. :lol
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Genuine laugh out loud for me! :lol
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Haha that last one.
:lol
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:P
(https://i.redd.it/a58dan2f4goy.jpg)
Well, I like that map because it totally gives New York claim over New England! ;)
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Really? When people meet someone from New England, you want them to think "new york"?
I'd re-think that.
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No, I want people to devour their soul.
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Ohhhhhhh, I gotcha. Carry on then good sir!
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(https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdjph9ToXI1qc882co4_250.gif)
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No, I want people to devour their soul.
Bring it sucka!!! :lol
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I was wondering when you were going to see this. :lol
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:lol
Lately, we are the male in this relationship.
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(https://legalinsurrection.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Hillary-got-a-little-bit-too-excited-Imgur.gif)
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Don't you ever do that again!! :lol
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;)
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IT trailer except it's the Cat in the Hat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztxEHtrgTRg&feature=youtu.be)
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IT trailer except it's the Cat in the Hat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztxEHtrgTRg&feature=youtu.be)
:clap:
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:lol love the traffic waiting for this to cross
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(https://www.niagararails.com/images/CrossingGate-anim.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/KSMNddb.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/cHghGUp.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/9ioh3XT.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/G4vDgnY.jpg)
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(https://imgur.com/Idx3bzw.jpg)
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Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
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Looks like it was made by a Mac fanboy.
Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
For reals? That would be sad.
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When I was in Vegas a few weeks ago, there was a barcade right down the road from my hotel. It was a decently sized bar with 35 or so retro video game machines. They were all free to play. It was fantastic.
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A little while ago we searched for nearby arcades, and all we found was a local bowling alley that also has arcade games, but it was all crap. We played a bit of Pac-Man, but the joystick was hard to play with, it wasn't quite like the original, and it cost $2 per life. Such a ripoff. The rest of the games were crappy racing games, random stuff like hoops, and mobile games. Why would I pay to play a free old mobile game at an arcade?
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At the peak of my arcade gaming time as a kid, there was a pretty good arcade down the street that gave 5 tokens for a buck, and all games were 1 token. I had a paper route at the time, too. The way you got paid was, at the end of the month, you would go to each of your customers on your route and collect their $6.25. You would then turn in your bill to the local district (which worked out to probably like $4.00 per customer) and keep the rest. So basically, once I collected enough for my bill, whenever I would get that next $6.25, it was off to the arcade for 31 tokens!!!
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One of the things I find kind of funny when looking back at arcade culture is how today people won't use a game or an app because it isn't free. People refusing to buy Roller Coaster Tycoon (original & 2) on Android because $5.99 is too expensive. Hell, there were afternoons where I'd run $10 through the Simpsons game and think nothing of it.
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One of the things I find kind of funny when looking back at arcade culture is how today people won't use a game or an app because it isn't free. People refusing to buy Roller Coaster Tycoon (original & 2) on Android because $5.99 is too expensive. Hell, there were afternoons where'd I'd run $10 through the Simpsons game and think nothing of it.
App gamers are aids.
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Tell me about it. I can't begin to imagine how much money I deposited into Centipede, Street Fighter II, or Dragon's Lair. I'll bet it was more than the $60 that console games cost nowadays too.
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There was a time I could get to the 50the key level in Pacific Man. A quarter would last 2 hours.
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Centipede and Ms. Pac-Man were my jam. I have no idea how many quarters I used on those.
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There was a time I could get to the 50the key level in Pacific Man. A quarter would last 2 hours.
I have no idea what this means.
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:lol
Holy swimwear, Pacific Man!
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50th key on the Pac Man game. You happy bro. :lol
Actually the 52 key was my best.
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Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
I was gonna go with Missile Command, but the trackball is on the wrong side. Moreover, I think it had smaller, red buttons.
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There was a time I could get to the 50the key level in Pacific Man. A quarter would last 2 hours.
I have no idea what this means.
I've seen so many nonsensical typings from the king that I went right by this one and it didn't even register.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/hadadreamiwasking_zps7fc0c13a.jpg)
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Amen. If only I proofread. If only.
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I don't see what's bad about people balking at a $6 app. First of all, unlike the arcades, *you* are fronting the cost of the computing platform it runs on, as well as the power. And secondly, unlike in arcades where you dump a quarterat most to see whether a game stinks or not, games on the app store often have a no return policy, which means you're stuck with what you bought.
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Sadly, there are many people out there wondering what the hell that machine is supposed to be.
I was gonna go with Missile Command, but the trackball is on the wrong side. Moreover, I think it had smaller, red buttons.
I was thinking that "kids these days" wouldn't even know what an arcade machine looks like, since they seem to play consoles and maybe PC games. My son is a serious gamer, but never went to the arcade. I don't even know if there is one in my town.
No guess on what the specific game in the picture originally was before shooping.
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Everyone musta seen arcade machines in films at least.
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The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.
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*double post*
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The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.
Oh hell yeah!
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The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.
And the car from the movie was also used in the 2015 future scene of Back to the Future 2. :blob:
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Whaaaaat. Now I have to look that up.
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Whaaaaat. Now I have to look that up.
(https://www.blobvandam.com/link/bttf_starfighter.jpg)
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(https://www.jackincongruente.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Fun-facts-back-to-the-future-part-II-Spinner-blade-runner.png)
And a spinner car from Blade Runner as well, wow.
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There are actually two in there; the one you linked, plus one a few spots in front of the Starfighter car. Most of those cars were either props from other movies, or concept cars on loan.
:blob: Sorry for the digression.
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The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.
Indeed.
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Some props from Star Trek were in The Last Starfighter or vice versa.
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The Last Starfighter is awesome, and that's no joke.
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(https://i.imgur.com/LzJwLvR.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/4HGpMXi.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/SYGwA97.gif)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/xuAaLzPacuG3C2aWRvW5zu9U303HzVa_Fx45PhJoUG4.jpg?w=768&s=e4d4b16e037d3a34876b4fe1917a408f)
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:lol the united meme's are golden. Even as a United frequent flyer (I actually hate them, but they have the routes I need for work), I find all of this highly amusing.
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The Last Starfighter is an awesome movie. Just sayin.
Oh hell yeah!
Yep. Love that movie.
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Now I definitely don't agree with what they did to the guy, but If I was ever in that situation I would just do what ever they said, only because in this day and age the slightest little thing done on an airplane can get you tazed, punched, choked out or shot and for me, lesser of the evils is just trying to arrange another flight. The situation sucks though
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I think the 800 credit and hotel offer might have gotten me off that plane. I've never seen offers that good for changing a flight. I personally feel the best resolution would be to just raise that offer until someone bit. United fucked up by letting people board that plane knowing it was overbooked, that was the second fuck up after overbooking although it is common for planes to overbook (I dont agree with it, but I think the overbooking in and of itself was not the real issue).
While I think I would be calm and just get off, at the same time, that guy causing the scene may have earned him a nice lawsuit so maybe holding your ground isn't such a bad thing.
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I think the 800 credit and hotel offer might have gotten me off that plane. I've never seen offers that good for changing a flight. I personally feel the best resolution would be to just raise that offer until someone bit. United fucked up by letting people board that plane knowing it was overbooked, that was the second fuck up after overbooking although it is common for planes to overbook (I dont agree with it, but I think the overbooking in and of itself was not the real issue).
While I think I would be calm and just get off, at the same time, that guy causing the scene may have earned him a nice lawsuit so maybe holding your ground isn't such a bad thing.
From what I've read, it wasn't overbooked as in too many tickets sold. At the last minute, United decided to get 4 paying customers off the plane to fly 4 employees to the next city. Making a paying customer (a doctor on his way to see patients no less) leave so you can fly an employee seems like a really stupid move. Put the employees on a competing flight if you have to or offer more money. Delta paid a woman $11K to get off her flight a few months ago. Had United bumped that $800 up to $1200+, someone most likely would have bit. Now they're swimming in the shitty PR waters and lost more than that extra $400 within ten minutes of that video making its way onto the internet.
I don't think I would have gotten off. If I was on my way to the annual world finals in Vegas and you were going to force me to miss the first day because you couldn't manage your employees' schedules properly and had to give them my seat, I'd be absolutely livid.
The random selection thing seems kind of shitty to me too. What would have happened if they randomly selected a child, an elderly person, a decorated veteran, or a pregnant woman?
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It's not truly random either. I read it selects from a pool of the lowest level customer. As in the people who bought the cheapest tickets and don't have status. I joked with my gf yesterday that on our united flights for vacation this summer she is in jeopardy of forced removal, but I will be enjoying the vacation regardless :lol
And I think everyone has a price point where they would sacrifice whatever their plans are. Like if I was coming home from vacation, shit I'll take that 800 and get an extra night. If I am on my way to vacation, well that offer needs to go up more to pay for the room I just lost a night on and the fact that I am getting a shorter vacation. I agree, just keep raising the price, it's not even cash, just credit towards another flight so it really isn't costing as much as it seems.
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Fair point. I actually did that a few years ago coming home from a trip in Florida. They offered a $500 voucher, hotel for the night, and a $30 giftcard to a restaurant of your choosing. I raised my hand right away. Called out of work the next day saying "boss, there's nothing I could do. I couldn't get off the ground".
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/99dgkTs.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/dlCKqHI.gif)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/6M_OSCK1wNWibyY_KL8wzKmfDxLb8IJfaPp5iAhE-94.jpg?w=752&s=f491469f957547eef00bf3b7d7737ec2)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/GuZcwgM8Y_96e6C5MmTRGzSVX291cv3bcCG0uanfeOQ.jpg?w=960&s=617ee8fb1d811ab6512f493baea07575)
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/FB_IMG_1491958755614_zpshzejc72e.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/FB_IMG_1491958755614_zpshzejc72e.jpg.html)
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I wish this one was real...
(https://www.cougarboard.com/upload/25d8519b2b4355a571618f067925d2b6.jpg)
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Seriously, if that would have happened to me I would have sewed that airline and the motherfuckers who did that to me for all they owned.
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Sewed their ripped shirts for them ?
So kind. :-* :-*
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I meant sue. Sew me.
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I meant sue. Sew me.
:rollin
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/dcD4lnAScG3LULYJTOXaSbIbOBv3x7OEAj6HXvkwXUw.jpg?w=583&s=b83cb4e3be5f4f1f4267faaf87c1a05c)
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And bunnies!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb2Ayh2oLWw
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(https://imgur.com/4UkwWcR.jpg)
(https://imgur.com/S0CK7hh.jpg)
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(https://sadmoment.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/If-Someone-Tells-a-Joke-a-White-Girl-Doesnt-Get-Offended.jpg)
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:clap:
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(https://i.imgur.com/h84D9pd.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/a74QmDE.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Jojn5yo.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/EHgQO1z.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/JAbfGeu.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/84yDcvj.jpg)
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Chad would love the last one. :lol
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(https://i.redd.it/5oqortlcxrry.jpg)
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That's how Tom Cruise prefers to travel nowadays.
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(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5985786112/h8BB3AAB5/)
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Mischief managed, clearly.
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"suppose to?"
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Looking forward to my favourite Trump impersonator getting his own show - April 27th after The Daily Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_NwuWR8dJs
Releasing his tax returns last week https://youtu.be/VbIMFLH7hQc
The Trump vs Sanders debate he did during the campaign was awesome if you haven't seen it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfXdmHseiFA
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Chicken coupe
(https://imgur.com/p1iGURx.jpg)
(If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan)
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Well, technically, it has no doors.
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I considered that, but sometimes you just have to go with it.
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Well, technically, it has no doors.
Buzzkill.
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/MEDb4FI.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2a/cd/b4/2acdb4d638407b8793210dceb85b37da.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Identity-crisis.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/High-moral-standards.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/I-kinda-need-one-of-these.jpg)
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:rollin
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I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol
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Those were fantastic Chad! :lol
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I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol
Or just use DuckDuckGo.
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I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol
Or just use DuckDuckGo.
It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.
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I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol
Or just use DuckDuckGo.
It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.
If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.
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I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol
Or just use DuckDuckGo.
It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.
If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.
It's ok, I want them to know. I want them to have to see every dirty filthy midget video that I'm watching every night. Otherwise I'd just use a VPN.
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God. Damn. Right.
Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.
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God. Damn. Right.
Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.
To be fair, I think they are likely used to it :lol
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God. Damn. Right.
Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.
I feel that way just from reading your DTF posts, never mind what else you're doing on the internet.
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:police: :heart
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Minnesota cops having some fun on this day.
(https://i.redditmedia.com/j9wjzzSL51F6thcwkZq5kZgCHQeKDfQupsnTOo_LCT4.jpg?w=605&s=1f799f18c8ef7e0edbc0de31ce03f75c)
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:lol some white castle though...
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I feel like if you can go to the trouble of wearing a bracelet like that, you can go to the trouble of browsing in incognito mode. :lol
Or just use DuckDuckGo.
It's still going to show up in your browser history that you're looking for the best midget clown porn.
If you are trying to hide from your GF or whatever, all good, but your ISP still has all that info and with our net laws the way they are, none of your searches are protected.
It's ok, I want them to know. I want them to have to see every dirty filthy midget video that I'm watching every night. Otherwise I'd just use a VPN.
Still not safe. ;)
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God. Damn. Right.
Whoever is foolish enough to spy on me will have their moralistic view obliterated, their eyeballs exploded and their sexual deviancy leveled up ten fold.
Now that it's been established we all thought you to look like Sam Kinison or someone of that ilk, is it strange I finish reading every post of yours with the thoughts of
AAAAHHH, AAAAHHHH, AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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SAY IT! SAY IT!
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SAY IT! SAY IT!
All right. I'll say it. Cause Truman was too much of a pussy wimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those Commie bastards!
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Good answer. Good answer. I like the way you think. I'm gonna be watching you.
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I wasn't in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it. I was up to my knees in rice paddies, with guns that didn't work! Going in there, looking for Charlie, slugging it out with him; While PUSSIES like you were back here partying, putting headbands on, doing drugs, and listening to the GODDAMN BEATLE ALBUMS! OH! OH! OH!
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Are you peeing?
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s720x720/17917889_2194429710604387_6688563786717220170_o.jpg?oh=ac6a74baba1d15de9b2902db2173b021&oe=598BC443)
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I don't get it.
(https://i1295.photobucket.com/albums/b623/jesuschico586/Jefferson_zps5ickvl3z.png)
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Took me a second, but eye get it now.
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(https://i.imgur.com/DwFYa9Z.jpg)
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:omg:
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(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/sloth_zpsmxjntq3c.gif)
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Hey, you stole my gif from the Vlasto thread :lol
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:lol
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I still don't get the Whitaker pic. Please help!
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I still don't get the Whitaker pic. Please help!
it's all in the eyes.
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Cover the right side of the picture, including half of his face, divided right down the middle. The time is 4:19.
Cover the left side of the picture. The time is 4:20. Look at his eye(s). Consider the significance of 4:20.
(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s720x720/17917889_2194429710604387_6688563786717220170_o.jpg?oh=ac6a74baba1d15de9b2902db2173b021&oe=598BC443)
If "4:20" means nothing to you, then you will not get the joke.
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(https://i.imgur.com/kYoACTY.jpg)
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:rollin
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Hey, you stole my gif from the Vlasto thread :lol
lol, I couldn't remember where I had gotten it from.
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Not sure why I found this so funny.
(https://i.redditmedia.com/CQn8jLVpHITXVeFZh_uC2WyfRE-ARyIsmVCcuQglXi0.jpg?w=700&s=b0ff957560baf6fac51cd6f222498d17)
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Also in the category of I'm not sure why I find this funny, but do:
(https://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/935/rainbow-puke-cover.jpg)
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/kYoACTY.jpg)
:rollin
Also, that 4:20 above it really stumped one of my friends :lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcC-RPq388g
The timing of the SW theme is so hilarious
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(https://imgur.com/s8ylNhY.jpg)
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:lol Nice lighthearted laugh for a Friday afternoon. And not to overanalyze humor, but it has a really nice logical build to it. The first two are "okay, not bad for Internet humor; just enough to crack a smile." Then the third one gets a legitimate laugh, and it keep up and slightly ramps up that pace until you get to the last one, which is more of a "WTFLOL." Nicely done, knife humor man. Nicely done. :clap:
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:lol Exactly! I love the way it starts rather sedately, then by the end you're using a cutlass to spread mayo on a sandwich and it's not even the most ridiculous thing you've read.
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Vegan Black Metal Chef uses some awesome knives for his cooking. They're not sharp and his skills are weak, but they sure look metal AF.
https://youtu.be/CeZlih4DDNg?list=PLnUAzdHX-dGibZtyQyRSRF0o4mAA91Ejl&t=84
He also uses a mace to make his guacamole.
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Cant watch video because I am at work, but from what I've been told, that dude is fucking awesome. My buddy (who is a vegan...) has chilled with him a couple times.
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/sgnbr2t1v78rpCIE2ftCui3R1VyB8I2pBh2qkKhmsqE.jpg?w=320&s=60fa58ee75559ea6f9cb9e6a64fd1ef4)
(https://www.dravenstales.ch/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hetfild-hetmountain-hetbeach.jpg)
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^^
:rollin :rollin
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:natalieportman: Moo ?
Anyway I laughed at the Flanders one.
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(https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-02-2016/1aXdSx.gif)
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/NlkETt305krUk/giphy.gif)
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Every time someone posts a GIF I lose some IQ points....
...I'm nearly down to triple figures. :hat
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(https://media.tenor.co/images/f894b2a65d12e207fc0be1db8cc6fadd/raw)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)
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That's what you get for cutting corners. :neverusethis:
And being a nerd, I had to double check their calculation. :lol It checks out, luckily.
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I'd have cut it twice into four small pieces and carried them 2 at a time, thus delivering all of the material in a still stackable form.
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I would have quit and gone home. Why would I want to work for a company that requires me to push stuff while wearing a suit out in the desert?
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Sisyphus didn't get a choice.
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I don't know. How well do they pay?
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)
Did Stadler write that?
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It certainly does sound like him, doesn't it. But I think if it actually were we'd have seen 30 posts by now blasting him for being a shill for the cubes. "Why do you hate spheres so much!?!"
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)
Did Stadler write that?
:lol reminds me of all the demotivational posters I saw years ago.
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(https://www.dailyfailcentral.com/sites/default/files/fail/a2Ybqpd_700b_v1.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/SqrRhoM.gif)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/KSG7d24PGmiLEqBlBpU9mFxDC0lnbugfywlAL0UK6WQ.jpg?w=978&s=8a23edb137521a382794f97a5daeb7ef)
A ball does roll faster than a cylinder because of the smaller surface area touching the ground leading to less friction right? :justjen
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Makes sense to me, but I only got like B's and C's in Physics.
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If I had a job like that, I'd take that knife, use it to carve out more knives with my brethren slaves, and usurp the powers that be, taking them by vicious force and start a revolution against the atrocities of the square-pusher cult.
Those guys are pussies. Fuck that poster.
Fight the power. :millahhhh
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A ball does roll faster than a cylinder because of the smaller surface area touching the ground leading to less friction right? :justjen
Surface area has no effect on friction, though the ball would be easier to push due to its lower mass.
If I had a job like that, I'd take that knife, use it to carve out more knives with my brethren slaves, and usurp the powers that be, taking them by vicious force and start a revolution against the atrocities of the square-pusher cult.
Those guys are pussies. Fuck that poster.
Fight the power. :millahhhh
:tup
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Got-a-point.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Puns-about-communism.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/bonus_butts_4296.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/bonus_butts_4299.jpg)
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That communism one is :lol
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This has probably been posted before, but I laughed my ass of. Best Bad Lip Reading ever! :lol And such a cool song as well! ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)
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This has probably been posted before, but I laughed my ass of. Best Bad Lip Reading ever! :lol And such a cool song as well! ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E)
Yeah, this is among my favourite things on the internet. Just pure win :lol
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:rollin :rollin
Don't fall asleep!
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(https://s15.postimg.org/ab9ig161n/o5_Li_P2_Q.png)
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:clap:
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I'm willing to believe you actually created that on your own.
:lol
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Amazingly, no. :lol
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Okay, I meant to say that I did. :lol ;)
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(https://s15.postimg.org/ab9ig161n/o5_Li_P2_Q.png)
Fucking brilliant! :clap:
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Working in an advertising company, I had to share that with my coworkers :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/s1Yzlhg.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/JQu2Ybh.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/MAeSVVP.png)
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(https://i583.photobucket.com/albums/ss272/kingshmegland/IMG_20170521_151623_zpsnkykyzs8.jpg) (https://s583.photobucket.com/user/kingshmegland/media/IMG_20170521_151623_zpsnkykyzs8.jpg.html)
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Gotta love those lonely cat ladies. Well, while we are on store sign humor:
(https://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/graphics/express.jpg)
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Hey Ma! We can go through this isle if we do Jazz Hands!!!
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:lol
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Fascinating-timelapse.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/funny_pictures_10.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/three-sons.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4313.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/ff_4311.jpg)
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(https://imgur.com/SNHSLIb.jpg)
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:\
:lol
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg.html)
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(https://dunongkalye.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/p5.jpeg)
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/0BB643C5-E830-44D7-84B3-65F3EE8D878E.jpg.html)
:rollin
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I've always heard about the American DMV.
Is it really that bad ?
What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?
Can't you do that online now ?
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I've always heard about the American DMV.
Is it really that bad ?
What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?
Can't you do that online now ?
There's one DMV near me that is crazy packed always and that meme fits perfectly. THen there is another one near me that is always empty. So unless you are taking your drivers test and need the track, there's no reason to go to the busy one. You'll need to go for your driver's license and probably to deal with other issues, but what you list can be done online.
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(https://dunongkalye.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/p5.jpeg)
Yup
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I've always heard about the American DMV.
Is it really that bad ?
What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?
Can't you do that online now ?
In most places I've seen, it really is that bad, but I suppose it can vary from state to state, because it's tied to the state government. In Michigan back in the 80's, if you had to go there for any reason, you just cleared the whole day. You might be out of there in a few hours, but you could also be there four or five hours, or more.
In Maryland in the 90's, it was a bit better. You could usually do what you needed to do in an afternoon, but if you could do that, you might as well go there first thing in the morning, because it's all first-come, first-served. You get there after lunch, there can be a few hours' worth of people in line already. (My problem was getting my ass out of bed early and going down and dealing with that shit.)
I'm in Illinois now, and most of the time I'm in and out in an hour, tops. But you're right; a lot of it can be done online now, which I'm sure cuts down on the number of people they have to deal with.
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I don't think we have an equivalent in the UK since everyone just does it online.
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Eh, it all depends on where you are. I had to go to the DMV a couple weeks ago for a license renewal and I was in and out in 5 minutes.
I don't think we have an equivalent in the UK since everyone just does it online.
Most things you can do online here as well. You have to go in if you are taking your drivers test or if you are renewing your license (because they take your picture). Those are the only reasons I've ever been to a DMV.
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Yeah, exactly. It isn't just insuring. It is drivers' licenses. It is registration of your vehicle. It is a lot of things tied to those. As mentioned above, each state has their own separate state DVM, so policies and processes can vary greatly. A lot of things can be done online now, and even for those that can't, the processes are generally much more streamlined nowadays. But the bureaucracy and slowness of the typical DMV is such a commonly-known stereotype that everyone knows what you are talking about when you mention those stereotypes, even if the local DMV nowadays is much better. Did you not see Zootopia, Kowtow? The DMV being run by sloths is funny PRECISELY because it is so grounded in how they used to (and in some cases still do) function.
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if you are renewing your license (because they take your picture)
This is the only reason I'd have to go to the DMV. You still have to go there for your license pic.
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In Texas they'll reuse your picture once or twice, so you only have to go in there every 8 or so years. There's also the eye test and bullshit fingerprinting when it does come time to renew in full. In DFW it just depends on which branch you go to. The nicer neighborhoods can usually move you along pretty quickly. The poorer parts of town will be a particularly bad all day affair. Personally, I just drive about 40 miles out of town and hit a location in the Styx. I'd rather spend an hour in my car listening to music than an hour sitting in a branch office with the common rabble.
Also, down here registration and licensing are handled in separate locations. One is the tax office and the other is the DPS. The tax office can be just as bad if you go to the wrong one. I that case you can usually just do it online, but there are reasons why you might have to do it in person.
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In Texas they'll reuse your picture once or twice, so you only have to go in there every 8 or so years. There's also the eye test and bullshit fingerprinting when it does come time to renew in full. In DFW it just depends on which branch you go to. The nicer neighborhoods can usually move you along pretty quickly. The poorer parts of town will be a particularly bad all day affair.
Yeah, fairly similar to California. But I think that even in most of our "bad" offices out here, it's still not nearly as bad as it used to be, and not really an all-day affair most anywhere.
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(https://i.imgur.com/SD7sSFL.gif)
dolan trump get's pwnd by his wife!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin
(i dont care about your politics, this pic is funny regrdless of who you support)
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I'm still trying to figure out what's going on there. He reaches to hold her hand, but she moves hers away, so he cops a quick feel instead?
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I'm still trying to figure out what's going on there. He reaches to hold her hand, but she moves hers away, so he cops a quick feel instead?
Exactly what I was thinking. :lol What is he even doing after being rejected?
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it's punnishment. Bet she got a contusion on her butt right then.
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dolan trump
muriica plz
:p
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I've always heard about the American DMV.
Is it really that bad ?
What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?
Can't you do that online now ?
Different states vary in what you can and cannot do online. In Florida you could do almost everything online, registration, tag and title, renew drivers license.
There are instances that you need to go to the DMV though, to show proof of insurance for one.
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In the UK you can either do it all online or you go to the post office and just pick up whatever forms you need and post them.
I know it's 2017 now but when I got my old bike on the road - it took me literally 30 minutes or less to go online - pay my insurance and road tax and I could literally drive immediately.
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dolan trump get's pwnd by his wife!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin
(i dont care about your politics, this pic is funny regrdless of who you support)
That's the second one, the first one happened a few days before:
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/3o7btUQsATH7RakJvG/giphy.gif)
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So a pattern emerges!
In the second one, it could be accidental, like he went to hold her hand as they go down the steps, but at the same moment, she went to brush the hair out of her face (so he copped the quick grope instead). But this first one is a clear blow-off.
I'd almost feel sorry for the guy, except that he's a world-class asshole, so no. Sure, he's POTUS, but he's way out of his league, and so is she (and she knows it).
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Notice how the hand goes BACK and to the left. Back and to the left. I smell a conspiracy ;)
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Melania CLEARLY hates her husband and doesn't even attempt to fake it anymore. this is not what she signed up for. she wants to be a socialite that parties in NYC. the last thing in the world she wants to do is meet world leaders in the middle east. LMFAO
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dolan trump get's pwnd by his wife!!! :rollin :rollin :rollin
I don't think this one is anything other than her clearing the hair that blew into her eyes. The other one on the runway is different....this one....if you look at it...her hair blows into her eyes, her right hand is on the hand rail so she reaches up and brushes her hair away with the left.
the only reason this instance 'appears' to be a pwnd instance is because it happened a day or two after the runway incident so everyone is looking for something now.
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Notice how the hand goes BACK and to the left. Back and to the left. I smell a conspiracy ;)
(https://thenewsdoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/smoking-gun.jpg)
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What does Operation: Mindcrime have to do with anything?
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What does Operation: Mindcrime have to do with anything?
I don't know Bosk1 - what does Operation: Mindcrime have to do with anything ? :neverusethis:
A : To get to the other side !
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I've done that first move with my wife 100 times if I've done it once. At an amusement park. In the mall. I walk faster than she does, so I reach back to grab her hand and she swats it away with a "don't wait for me". Of course, it's Trump, and we hate him so that can't POSSIBLY be it. As for the second one, it's either "Grab my husband's hand and have the haters just go back to the first video" or "not take a digger down the flight of 40+ steps because hair was in my eyes, and let the haters hate". I'm sure ALL the Trump haters here would take the digger in order to keep up appearances.
Of COURSE she hates him. Why wouldn't she? They only have a kid together, she has more money than God, and she's the most powerful woman in the free world. Makes perfect sense. :)
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I've done that first move with my wife 100 times if I've done it once. At an amusement park. In the mall. I walk faster than she does, so I reach back to grab her hand and she swats it away with a "don't wait for me". Of course, it's Trump, and we hate him so that can't POSSIBLY be it. As for the second one, it's either "Grab my husband's hand and have the haters just go back to the first video" or "not take a digger down the flight of 40+ steps because hair was in my eyes, and let the haters hate". I'm sure ALL the Trump haters here would take the digger in order to keep up appearances.
Of COURSE she hates him. Why wouldn't she? They only have a kid together, she has more money than God, and she's the most powerful woman in the free world. Makes perfect sense. :)
The lols are coming from inside the thread
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I've done that first move with my wife 100 times if I've done it once. At an amusement park. In the mall. I walk faster than she does, so I reach back to grab her hand and she swats it away with a "don't wait for me". Of course, it's Trump, and we hate him so that can't POSSIBLY be it. As for the second one, it's either "Grab my husband's hand and have the haters just go back to the first video" or "not take a digger down the flight of 40+ steps because hair was in my eyes, and let the haters hate". I'm sure ALL the Trump haters here would take the digger in order to keep up appearances.
Of COURSE she hates him. Why wouldn't she? They only have a kid together, she has more money than God, and she's the most powerful woman in the free world. Makes perfect sense. :)
The totality of it all suggests she really does hate him, but these two gifs don't amount to anything. They were both incidental.
This one, on the other hand, isn't so innocuous. She reacts like he called her a whore or something. She looks wounded by whatever he said.
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--b3kDOrbh--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/zpq2y3vrh3hkv3hskebk.gif)
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Stadler must have some alarm that goes off whenever someone even slightly criticizes anything about donal trump lmao.
"What's that!?!?? Someone made a mildly amusing post about the president!! I will not stand for this!!!"
*furiously types four paragraph post that nobody will read*
"Heh, I sure showed them!" :hat
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That's one of my favorite.
He probably wasn't even turning around to look at Melania, but instead check out ivanka.
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That's one of my favorite.
He probably wasn't even turning around to look at Melania, but instead check out ivanka.
:rollin :rollin
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Stadler must have some alarm that goes off whenever someone even slightly criticizes anything about donal trump lmao.
"What's that!?!?? Someone made a mildly amusing post about the president!! I will not stand for this!!!"
*furiously types four paragraph post that nobody will read*
"Heh, I sure showed them!" :hat
Wow dude. You're hilarious.
See, here's a trick: great humor has a grain of truth to it, so you're out before the joke hits the floor. I honestly couldn't care less about Trump, and consider him a douchebag. Didn't vote for him in November, wouldn't vote for him now, and disagree with probably 90% of his policies, and 95% of his cabinet. What I don't like is the "intolerance of intolerance" bullshit. They'll rag on Trump for being a heartless careless asshole... then proceed to be heartless careless assholes as they rip apart parts of his life that they have no business being in, like his marriage. If Melania really IS in this against her will, then she CLEARLY doesn't want dimestore comedians like you dissecting every little move she makes.
It's just common courtesy and respect for another human being, really.
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Stop being so mature Stadler.
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Stop being so mature Stadler.
Up your nose with a rubber hose. :)
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That's one of my favorite.
He probably wasn't even turning around to look at Melania, but instead check out ivanka.
I never thought of this, but it actually looks possible maybe even likely :lol
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Stadler must have some alarm that goes off whenever someone even slightly criticizes anything about donal trump lmao.
"What's that!?!?? Someone made a mildly amusing post about the president!! I will not stand for this!!!"
*furiously types four paragraph post that nobody will read*
"Heh, I sure showed them!" :hat
Wow dude. You're hilarious.
See, here's a trick: great humor has a grain of truth to it, so you're out before the joke hits the floor. I honestly couldn't care less about Trump, and consider him a douchebag. Didn't vote for him in November, wouldn't vote for him now, and disagree with probably 90% of his policies, and 95% of his cabinet. What I don't like is the "intolerance of intolerance" bullshit. They'll rag on Trump for being a heartless careless asshole... then proceed to he heartless careless assholes as they rip apart parts of his life that they have no business being in, like his marriage. If Melania really IS in this against her will, then she CLEARLY doesn't want dimestore comedians like you dissecting every little move she makes.
It's just common courtesy and respect for another human being, really.
wow... you really can't help it. For some strange reason, you feel like it's your duty to be the most pathetic white knight possible. I've seen your posts in the political humor and trump tweets P/R threads, and they are truly embarrassing. "uhh.... is there a joke here?" :facepalm:
Stop hijacking threads. This is the post funny stuff thread. If you don't think something is funny, just move on with your life instead of writing a post that nobody will bother to read. We do not care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
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Clearly at least one person reads them and cares :rollin
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I've always heard about the American DMV.
Is it really that bad ?
What is it for ? Just road taxing and insuring your car ?
Can't you do that online now ?
There's one DMV near me that is crazy packed always and that meme fits perfectly. THen there is another one near me that is always empty. So unless you are taking your drivers test and need the track, there's no reason to go to the busy one. You'll need to go for your driver's license and probably to deal with other issues, but what you list can be done online.
I bought a truck recently and went to register it; I was at the DMV for four hours, thirty minutes, for a transaction that took me all of 12 minutes to complete.
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I bought a truck recently and went to register it; I was at the DMV for four hours, thirty minutes, for a transaction that took me all of 12 minutes to complete.
You can't do registration transactions online and/or by mail in CT?
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Yea, registration is one thing I can do online in NJ. I can only think of renewing my license as a reason for me to go to one. Also in NJ the DMV does inspections for free but only certain DMVs so there is always a chance for a huge wait there, but my experiences personally haven't been that bad either.
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PB1, stop baiting other people. If you think a post crosses the line, you can report it. Beyond that, if a post bothers you, you can either respond on topic or ignore it. But baiting other people and trolling, which we have seen FAR too much of for someone with only 45 posts, needs to stop. This is your warning.
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I bought a truck recently and went to register it; I was at the DMV for four hours, thirty minutes, for a transaction that took me all of 12 minutes to complete.
You can't do registration transactions online and/or by mail in CT?
Not new ones; only renewals.
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Yea, registration is one thing I can do online in NJ. I can only think of renewing my license as a reason for me to go to one. Also in NJ the DMV does inspections for free but only certain DMVs so there is always a chance for a huge wait there, but my experiences personally haven't been that bad either.
Yup, every couple times my license is up for renewal I get the photo card in the mail and have to actually go to the DMV for a new pic. Literally since I took my drivers test when I was 16, that's the only thing I've gone to the DMV for. Everything else can be done online and/or by mail.
Not new ones; only renewals.
Ah, gotcha. That's a legit wait time for a simple registration.
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TRUMPS WIG AMIRITE :neverusethis:
If Shatner really does wear a toupee or if he's had implants - it looks way more natural than whatever Trump is using.
I've read that Shats was never really "bald" but his thin hair showed up really badly under studio lighting so he always had "help".
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To be honest, Trump's hair, despite its clearly untamed nature, is one of the few things I admire about the guy. He wears it that way, he doesn't give a fuck.
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To be honest, Trump's hair, despite its clearly untamed nature, is one of the few things I admire about the guy. He wears it that way, he doesn't give a fuck.
I genuinely think that he thinks it looks real. I think he thinks he's fooling people.
I think he's that dumb.
(https://staging.snopes.com/app/uploads/2016/07/trumpwig.jpg)
This is how he is supposed to look :P
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That too is quite possible.
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:lol that picture does look pretty legit
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Apparently being President is terribly ageing so he will look like that soon.
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I work in a company with 800 people. One of them is wearing a toupee and 799 people know that it is a toupee because it is totally obvious. But he still believes that no one knows it because it "looks completely natural". I just think that people with toupees are that way and maybe Teump falls into the same category.
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Haven't people pulled on it though and shown that it's real? Because of that I always thought it was actually real hair, but assumed he had some procedure for it. It certainly doesn't look natural.
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From what I understand, his hair is real.
That picture makes Trump look like Michael Keaton.
Fun fact: I dye my hair in the back, because my natural color - brown on top, gray along the sides, but extending back, makes me LOOK like I have a toupee. I get a sharp line across the back (think of someone who's gone bald on the top and just has hair on the sides; that's grey for me, and the brown on top looks like a badly matched wig).
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Theres no way Trumps hair is real. It blows up like a flap in the wind.
A combover held in place maybe ? The whole middle part literally looks like it's a seperate piece that glued on top of his head.
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Theres no way Trumps hair is real. It blows up like a flap in the wind.
My hair does that as well and it is real, for now at least. My hair is light, so the wind just blows it all over very easily.
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Yes but from the bottom upwards - not from the top of the head upwards and sideways :P
If it is real it's long hair down the back brushed forward and stuck in place.
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I assume his hair is real, some kind of epicly bad comb-over of what hair he has left. I'm sure if a billionaire was to get a toupee, it would actually look half real. If his hair is fake, there's no excuse for it looking that bad.
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:rollin
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It took me a good three, four minutes to get that, but I'm glad I stuck it out. That is CLASSIC. :)
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I like the same pick with the left eye at 4:19pm and the right eye at 4:20pm. :lol
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Just looking at that picture I feel so calm :smiley:
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My cousin and I used to go up to the 2rd floor of our local library and listen to music and Monty Python albums. I loved just being away from real life eith my earphones on.
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Genius :lol
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I don't know what's supposed to be funny about that, besides maybe the typo.
Ok, I get it now after looking at a map. :lol Sorry, not from the US here.
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I don't know what's supposed to be funny about that, besides maybe the typo.
Ok, I get it now after looking at a map. :lol Sorry, not from the US here.
Sorry, the fact that half the forum wouldn't have better US geography skills than the El Paso Intelligence Bureau went right by me.
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To be fair, I especially suck at geography, unless I'm pinpointing the country of origin of Asian chicks.
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Well, to be fair, I'm pretty good at geography, and from the western U.S., and it still didn't register on me immediately either. Failing to immediately distinguish between Colorado and Wyoming at first glance isn't really much of a stretch.
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After reading this you reach for the El Paso Con Queso dip because you have the munchies.
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When I found out bread makes you fat, I had the same reaction
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Call me weird, but the real funny wasn't even the wrong state, it was the fact that COLORADO doesn't, apparently, have Colorado marijuana.
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Call me weird, but the real funny wasn't even the wrong state, it was the fact that COLORADO doesn't, apparently, have Colorado marijuana.
Yeah, that's the first thing I noticed.
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(https://i.imgur.com/B6z9kSp.jpg)
Genius :lol
Another one where the extra top caption isn't needed.
It's like when people post a funny picture with a caption on Twitter and they also add their own caption too.
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I wonder if he bangs the mum slowly.
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With that flavor saver he's worked mum over all ready.
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(https://i.imgur.com/B6z9kSp.jpg)
Genius :lol
Another one where the extra top caption isn't needed.
It's like when people post a funny picture with a caption on Twitter and they also add their own caption too.
Your second sentence was literally the unnecessary caption to your first sentence.
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:lol
I'd say good point Cozmo, but you'd probably find that redundant as well! ;D
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Look everyone... Kotow using a gif!
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Satan called. His furnace is fucked up.
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I thought I had to take a big poop...
I heard oinking...
And then some piglets with wings shot out of my buttocks and flew into the ether.
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Look everyone... Kotow using a gif!
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My Gif to you. On This Vlasto day.
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Yeah, that took me a few second looks to figure out. It's been a long day man, what can I say...
Plus I was more focused on them thinking we in Cali need that Colorado schwag crap...
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Sean Spicer should manage to Leroy Jenkins them soon.
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Sean Spicer should manage to Leroy Jenkins them soon.
:lol
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Sean Spicer should manage to Leroy Jenkins them soon.
Damn... beat me to it!!!
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Call me weird, but the real funny wasn't even the wrong state, it was the fact that COLORADO doesn't, apparently, have Colorado marijuana.
Yeah, that's the first thing I noticed.
:lol Colorado is the only state next to Colorado that isn't getting any Colorado marijuana. Sucks to be in Colorado. :rollin
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Nice batch there! :lol
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Very good batch and very true.
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I stared at that Preying Mantis one too long. Don't know why...
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Nice batch there! :lol
That's what she said.
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NOT FUNNY :angry:
.. Nahhhhhhhhh It's quite funny :neverusethis:
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In before "It is not funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others!"
Because sometimes it is.
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It is not funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
Unless they brought it on themselves by being dumb-asses, in which case it's fair game.
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Unless they brought it on themselves by being dumb-asses, in which case it's fair game.
:tup :rollin
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Good rule, good rule.
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Laughing at massive fatsos who just stuff their face with junk :lolpalm:
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Whoopeee! I'm a pole-dancer! Ah, fuck it, I'll just sleep here. :laugh:
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In before "It is not funny to laugh at the misfortunes of others!"
Because sometimes it is.
Yes, it is.
:lol
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what if animals were round? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba62uuv-5Dc)
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Chino on an international undercover operation?
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:lol
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:laugh: good 'uns. About the "I think we can all agree that it feels good...." - I bet that if we made a thread about it here at dtf, we would still find a way to get a 2-3 page debate out of it.
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I like that somebody drove a U-Haul truck to the redneck jamboree.
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<not soon enough!>
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:laugh: good 'uns. About the "I think we can all agree that it feels good...." - I bet that if we made a thread about it here at dtf, we would still find a way to get a 2-3 page debate out of it.
Not from me, I guarantee you that.
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It seems like DTF can find a way to hate everything
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:laugh: good 'uns. About the "I think we can all agree that it feels good...." - I bet that if we made a thread about it here at dtf, we would still find a way to get a 2-3 page debate out of it.
Not from me, I guarantee you that.
Right up until the moment Keifer and Woody introduce you to a hungry calf, then you'll be rescinding that guarantee.
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/6AA4BCB8-1573-47DC-8B34-009AD97C6F47.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/6AA4BCB8-1573-47DC-8B34-009AD97C6F47.jpg.html)
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Awesome! :lol
And yeah, some people won't get it, but too bad for them.
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That's an interwebs joke, innit?
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Yep. Error 404, page not found. "404" has become a generic term for when something is missing.
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time for sushi (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcXiwNjkhxU)
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I've never figured out of those videos are computer-generated or what, but they're getting better. Still weird as hell, though.
Also, I'm not sure if it's okay to check out the females or not. I mean, some of them... You know, I think I'll just stop there.
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Yep. Error 404, page not found. "404" has become a generic term for when something is missing.
That would be 404, not 4.04. :P ;)
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Not sure if real, fake, or what, but it made me laugh:
(https://imgur.com/HApOvAo.jpg)
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It was in Brazil. Poor bastard happened to pick a store where 4 undercover cops where buying their coffee and doughnuts. He and the cashier were the only civvies in the place.
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That's awesome!
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(https://i.imgur.com/0ut1iEa.gif)
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:lol :lol
I'm laughing but there is a nervous quality to it.
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I'm laughing but there is a nervous quality to it.
ikr :lol
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:lol :lol :lol
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg.html)
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(https://i791.photobucket.com/albums/yy197/gmillerdrake/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg) (https://s791.photobucket.com/user/gmillerdrake/media/DF271C25-1608-4688-9CE1-9B68B9277AFD.jpg.html)
:rollin
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/vCLZDRiNVDYaTs3-NIG-QBya_UjXrkswmWJc3ZEIqAs.jpg?w=500&s=a40c1f86a11822c629675a847fccf271)
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Ted Nugent's WHITE water adventure.
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I just lost it on this. It's so funny because it's SO true
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/6kf1jk/bill_burrs_rant_on_steve_jobs_is_one_of_my/?st=J4KHLAWR&sh=3f6eb126
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I love bill burr rants
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Haha...That was pretty great. The Rollerblading one is funny as hell.
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/36/3e/bb/363ebb3e576c3babc1f79c113ff30a7e--metal-signs-tin-signs.jpg)
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(https://imgur.com/DkFQedM.jpg)
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Dad opens and tries to eat stinkiest food on the planet with his family around....
https://www.facebook.com/BigJoeInsurance/videos/1422969431075632/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED (https://www.facebook.com/BigJoeInsurance/videos/1422969431075632/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED)
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I know it's suppose to be funny but as always with videos like that, they're doing it wrong for comedic effect. It's fermented fish and it will stink but you get used to it though. There's better ways to open it like putting it in a bag and open it, that way it dosen't spray everyway. You eat it by putting small pieces on a thin crispy bread along with sliced potatoes, sour cream/creme fraiche, diced onions and chives served with a nice lager and of course snaps. :tup
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Aaaaand there goes the funny...
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Sorry :P Here's my favourite: https://youtu.be/Cqe8iUjmLds
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(https://images2.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED187/55f82b9c5334a.jpeg)
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Brilliant!
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https://gfycat.com/OffensiveGargantuanAlbacoretuna
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(https://imgur.com/jHOMt8n.jpg)
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I laughed way too hard when I saw this.
Apparently this guys does a lot of random videos like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE
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(https://i.redd.it/uim9p5b9wpaz.png)
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With 34 reviews, he must have made more than that! :lol
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The video is not really that funny but this line have too be from some John Cleese sketch :lol
You're under citizen's arrest! You're under citizen's arrest and I tell you what, YOU ARE TOO, YOU BIG SLOB! (https://youtu.be/-W7BjtLil9M?t=4m12s)
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4507.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4449-1.jpg)
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4452.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/ff_4440.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/ff_4447.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/give-it-to-me-daddy.jpg)
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Whoa, that C&H took an unexpected turn.
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Woooooow. Going places where....
Hentai and hicks have been going for eons.
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I don't follow any Hentai, and don't know many hicks, so it caught me off guard. I guess I've lived a sheltered life. I did find it funny, I'm just not used to "mainstream" going there. Yet.
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It's the next rubicon, albeit not for me.
I love the "Original/Remix" one. And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).
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Shit son. 70's bitches did that to Atari cartridges.
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And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).
And there goes the funny. Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.
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And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).
And there goes the funny. Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.
Yup. Stadler need to think with his groin once in a while.
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I would let her blow on my cartridge. :eyebrows:
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I would let her blow on my cartridge. :eyebrows:
Or your melodica thingy.
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I love the "Original/Remix" one. And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).
That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.
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I don't think I ever once had to blow into any of my N64 cartridges, or SNES cartridges for that matter. It was the NES cartridges that were notorious for having people blow into them when they didn't work. So, the reference seems wrong to me anyway.
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This thread blows ;D
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I don't think I ever once had to blow into any of my N64 cartridges, or SNES cartridges for that matter. It was the NES cartridges that were notorious for having people blow into them when they didn't work. So, the reference seems wrong to me anyway.
Nope, I had to do that to my N64 games too.
I dunno. Maybe I just like blowing things.
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It's the next rubicon, albeit not for me.
I love the "Original/Remix" one. And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).
You don't know the power of Teh Mario.
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And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).
And there goes the funny. Honestly... not everything needs an examination man.
That's fine; just here for a public service. Next time you respond to that ad "Hot girls in your neighborhood! Looking for SEX!" and the person at your door is a 45 year-old man with a half beard, an adult diaper and a bottle of Popoff vodka, don't say I didn't warn you!
(And my original post was meant to BE funny; sorry we can't all be Dave Foley or Mike Myers.)
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I love the "Original/Remix" one. And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).
That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.
Learn something new; that was standard operating procedure with the SNES. The old Atari too, if memory serves. I never played the 64.
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I love the "Original/Remix" one. And the Nintendo one is cute even if it is obviously fake (there's no way a hot 25 year old chick knows about having to take out the cartridge, blow on it, and reinsert in order to keep the game going; that's high level nerd-dom, if you ask me).
That's not high level nerd-dom at all, it's a well known pop culture reference, as is pretty much anything related to Nintendo. I'm 31 and lived it for the NES onwards, so it's not a stretch for someone of 25 to be at least aware of it being a thing.
For someone born in the early '90s, the N64 would be a console they grew up with, especially if they had older siblings. She refers to it as a "Nintendo 64 classic", so she does appear to be a lot more familiar with blowing penii than cartridges, but I don't expect dumb sluts to fact check their references. Just all the more proof that the reference is legit imo; aware enough of it to mention it in a not quite right way, but not overly familiar with it to overstep her expected knowledge. If she started spouting jokes about NTSC signals, then I'd be suspicious.
Learn something new; that was standard operating procedure with the SNES. The old Atari too, if memory serves. I never played the 64.
I had to blow on my N64 cartridges all the time. Nintendo actually discouraged people from doing so, though I'm not sure why. They even released a kit to use rather than blowing on it.
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51X75UAAdcL.jpg)
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Moisture (or in some poor kids' case, actual spit) from your mouth could damage the exposed connectors of the PCB. I'm sure it's rare but with how many kids blew on their cartridges, I have no doubt some actually killed their ROM carts instead of cleaning them.
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THERE'S YOUR FUNNY, YOU BASTARDS! WE DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH NINTENDO 64 HERE, OKAY!? Get your nubile, perky tits OUTTA HERE!
:metal :yarr :loser:
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Maybe this girl is a master of blowing it while bone dry. :zydar:
Ick.
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(https://i.imgur.com/hGoOAey.png)
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Reminds me of this-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykxMqtuM6Ko
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Irish Family Tradition
Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink. So when Paddy's 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Mick took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy stepped out of the boat ...and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother.
"Granny," he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk 'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"
Granny looked deeply into Paddy's troubled brown eyes and said, "Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were all born in December, when the lake is frozen over, and you were born in August, ya dip shit."
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/Ieb86AM.jpg)
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That is disturbing on many levels.
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That is disturbing on many levels.
Totally.
I mean, you don't make Chewy the Gene?
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Kiss Of Death(Star)
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:lol
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That is disturbing on many levels.
yes, especially since Yoda would obviously be a Winger fan instead
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/jMqSxlnWXOJCbyEGToI8WwwthMcvpcftWfpBTjSgkkg.jpg?w=524&s=dafd24150e3de32c2809c715e7aa5c93)
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That is disturbing on many levels.
yes, especially since Yoda would obviously be a Winger fan instead
I don't know if that is true... I read somewhere he's slept with over 4,000 extraterrestrials, and has the polaroids to prove it.
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That is disturbing on many levels.
yes, especially since Yoda would obviously be a Winger fan instead
I don't know if that is true... I read somewhere he's slept with over 4,000 extraterrestrials, and has the polaroids to prove it.
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Humans...
(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20604722_10155517007593162_5974892919778614025_n.jpg?oh=f95a2b4bbb0bcb0da132d70bd1c7d536&oe=59EBDA97)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/jMqSxlnWXOJCbyEGToI8WwwthMcvpcftWfpBTjSgkkg.jpg?w=524&s=dafd24150e3de32c2809c715e7aa5c93)
(https://l7.alamy.com/zooms/b3849fdacd7b40f19dc90cacd1ab9e86/a-group-of-young-indian-visitors-pose-to-a-photo-in-front-of-taj-mahal-c2c752.jpg)
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Humans...
(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/20604722_10155517007593162_5974892919778614025_n.jpg?oh=f95a2b4bbb0bcb0da132d70bd1c7d536&oe=59EBDA97)
I'm gonna steal this. Its too great not to.
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Maybe not really "funny", more of a WTF, but then I saw the Mercedes logo on the pavement and chuckled. I guess that means it's funny.
(https://imgur.com/TSWR5Hy.jpg)
I don't normally wish ill on people, but for some reason, I'm okay with bad things happening to people with really expensive cars, especially if it's obvious that no one was hurt.
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Are there tiremarks on the hood? Did the tractor roll over the mercedes?
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Are there tiremarks on the hood? Did the tractor roll over the mercedes?
Sure looks that way, and the driver of the really expensive car of Orbert's disdain walked way from it. I prefer fast cars, so I'm not a Mercedes guy, but they really are built tough as shit. A business acquaintance had a head-on collision with at total speed around 155 or so and came out of it with some bruises and a concussion thanks to his Mercedes. Nobody in the other car survived. That really caught my attention.
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How do you crash into a big slow tractor in what looks like an open area?
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How do you crash into a big slow tractor in what looks like an open area?
Not to be judgmental, but the ONLY way I see that happening is if the Mercedes driver was flying along pretty fast, and likely also not paying attention (texting, rocking out to Behemian Rhapsody, or whatever). Obviously, I wasn't there. But that's my first guess just from seeing the picture and trying to piece together likely scenarios that could have caused it.
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Look how narrow the road is. No matter what they're going to be passing very close to each other. Frankly, the tractor should have given way. Moreover, I might be mistaken but it seems that the sun is low on the horizon and facing the farmer. Possible he was having a hard time seeing what was going on.
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https://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/zuerich/region/Das-Wunder-von-Leipzig/story/11787194 (https://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/zuerich/region/Das-Wunder-von-Leipzig/story/11787194)
apparently this accident happened in Germany ~ 7 years ago. With help from google translate: Seems that the Mercedes driver saw a "cloud" approaching and stopped, and then was soon run over by the tractor. The driver of the car and passenger were unharmed, but the farmer on the tractor was admitted to the hospital.
The google translation of the story at the link above is somewhat funny (below):
The miracle of Leipzig
Near Leipzig, a 6-ton tractor was rolled over and none of the inmates were injured.
The "Leipziger Volkszeitung" writes of a horror incident - and a miracle that all inmates have survived him. "The miracle of Mutzschen" is the title of the story. And the picture shows a car, in the cooler hood of which the profile of a tractor tire has eaten.
And that is how it should have happened: Ralf Becker went with his life partner to a birthday celebration to Köllmichen in Leipzig. In the fields to the left and right, the farmers were busy harvesting. When he suddenly saw a "right cloud" approaching him, he had stopped his car. "First it was yellow, suddenly everything turned black. And then the glass flaps! "The man in the Mercedes is quoted.
Blame on the black and the glass shards is a 6-ton heavy tractor of the brand John Deere. And he was catapulted like a ski jumper by the limousine with the star in the sky. Whether it is a miracle or South German engineering: the man at the wheel of the car is uninjured, as is his passenger. The only one who was admitted to the hospital was the farmer on the tractor
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So that's funny, except the tractor driver was hospitalized while the morons in the Mercedes were unharmed, which isn't cool. Let's call it a draw.
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So that's funny, except the tractor driver was hospitalized while the morons in the Mercedes were unharmed, which isn't cool. Let's call it a draw.
Let me get this straight. The Mercedes drivers are morons (granted, they allegedly stopped to look at a cloud lol), but the tractor driver who managed to FLIP a fucking huge John Deere tractor by running over a parked car is not a moron, and also deserves sympathy? Not so sure this is a draw...
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So that's funny, except the tractor driver was hospitalized while the morons in the Mercedes were unharmed, which isn't cool. Let's call it a draw.
Let me get this straight. The Mercedes drivers are morons (granted, they allegedly stopped to look at a cloud lol), but the tractor driver who managed to FLIP a fucking huge John Deere tractor by running over a parked car is not a moron, and also deserves sympathy? Not so sure this is a draw...
I gather that the cloud they saw was actually the dust and dirt kicked up by the oncoming tractor. The "cloud" they saw was approaching, so they stopped. However, your confusion at his indignation is remains valid.
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Okay, maybe I am reading this wrong.
I interpreted it as: They thought they saw a "cloud" but it was actually a tractor, so they stopped, in the middle of the road. Next thing they know, it ran over them and was in fact a tractor. That just sounds really stupid to me. Tractors don't go that fast, so how do you not see the "cloud" until it's literally on top of you?
It didn't occur to me that the "cloud" was the dust being kicked up. If that's the case, then the farmer should be more careful and know when he's ventured out onto the road (which he can't if he's in a cloud of dust) and thus is at fault.
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I'm going to imagine the farmer's injury is similar to the below, making the whole think seem funny again:
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/7c3c5e9cd9c7edb61764cf65ee7302a6/tumblr_oabjyb7WYg1qhub34o8_r1_500.jpg)
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Ouch.
Or maybe not?
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(https://i.redd.it/g3b0dkd1iqez.jpg)
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Um....
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:lol
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:lol wow
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I was 100% sure that was a photoshop.
I was 100% wrong.
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I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
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I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
Well now that's what I thought, but behind the guns are more guns, and behind those guns are boxes of rifle ammunition. That sign is right in the middle of the guns and ammo section. Not even fishing or camping stuff.
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Yea, I looked it up. Walmart says it was an oversight, apologized, and took it down.
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From my time in retail, I can totally see how that could happen. Seasonal signs come in and you are just told to put them everywhere. And if the managers of that store were as dumb as the ones at mine, they probably looked directly at it and walked away not ever realizing the potential issue.
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Plus imagine some employees wanting a laugh.
All of us can picture Tio putting that sign there on purpose.
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(https://i.redd.it/g3b0dkd1iqez.jpg)
Haha...Only at Wal-Mart.
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I think there's a display behind that and that has the sign.
Well now that's what I thought, but behind the guns are more guns, and behind those guns are boxes of rifle ammunition. That sign is right in the middle of the guns and ammo section. Not even fishing or camping stuff.
Well holy shit then.
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Ugh. I'm so sick of seeing that. I hate Walmart to death but have to defend them here. That sign is part of a display for superhero backpacks in the back to school section. Some rogue employee or a customer that it'd be hysterical to move it.
https://www.google.com/search?q=back+to+school+hero+backpacks&safe=active&rlz=1C1GGRV_enUS751US751&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjExYfu1MzVAhWJ7yYKHWTVD-YQ_AUICygC&biw=1113&bih=618
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Party pooper.
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/500x400q90/924/d4MBwH.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pod4MBwHj)
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Holy shit :lol
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(https://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.79390.1372344059!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/sigourney-weaver.jpg)
It's a simple distinction really.
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[Double post]
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Yep
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d9/f3/d7/d9f3d73d7bd64d061ea6dd6ff3be9e37.jpg)
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Is that Fred Armisen? :lol
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Portlandia!
I still need to watch the most recent season. Such a fantastic show.
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Danzig is way cooler. And that is BY FAR the best that whatshername has ever looked. (Not on the Carrie Brownstein bandwagon, either comedically or musically).
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I'm team sigourney. She looks so damn fine in that alien photo. Danzig is danzig and everything, but he needs to hit the gym. His body aint beach ready
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Team Sigourney as well. Not only is she infinitely more talented and more successful.....Danzig won't even let children hold his hand.
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I have no idea who Danzig is, but I didn't have any problem telling her apart from Sigourney. The shape of the jaw is completely different.
It seems Danzig is a "he" but that doesn't really change anything. Still no idea who she is.
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Have you guys lost your funny bone? :lol
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Anyone else having an "Is Hilary Swank hot" moment from The Office?
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I have no idea who Danzig is
Dear mother ....
... tell your children not to walk my way,
tell your children not to hear my words, what they mean what they say ...
MOTHER!!
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Still don't know who she is.
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He, and he wrote the song Mother, and I'm surprised you never heard it.
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I'm familiar with "Mother" by Pink Floyd from The Wall, and "Mother" by The Police from Synchronicity. I've never heard of Danzig. According to Wiki:
"Mother" is a song by American heavy metal band Danzig. It was originally released in August 1988 as the lead single from their debut album, Danzig.
It's possible that I've heard it, but I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised if I don't recognize some song by an 80's metal band.
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Yep
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/d9/f3/d7/d9f3d73d7bd64d061ea6dd6ff3be9e37.jpg)
The guy in the middle favors MM from DT and the guy on the right favors Steven Wilson.
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I'm familiar with "Mother" by Pink Floyd from The Wall, and "Mother" by The Police from Synchronicity. I've never heard of Danzig. According to Wiki:
"Mother" is a song by American heavy metal band Danzig. It was originally released in August 1988 as the lead single from their debut album, Danzig.
It's possible that I've heard it, but I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised if I don't recognize some song by an 80's metal band.
I actually mostly know that song from GTA: San Andreas, probably the first time I heard it. :P
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:lol My favourite is "'Promiscuous' Millennials Are Killing McDonald's". I'm sure there's probably some context to their use of the word promiscuous here, but I'd rather just imagine it's exactly what you think.
Bunch of newspaper headlines targeted right to the oldies who will eat this shit right up.
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^ exactly.
"are killing brunch" :lol
"aren't hypocrites, they just prefer to kill trees" ... coming from a newspaper! :rollin
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I wonder if Millennials killed JFK.
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:lol damn millennials ruining everything
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:lol damn millennials ruining everything
Dude, they don't just ruin it, they KILL it. Everything you cherish fondly from your past, they've KILLED in cold blood like a pack of heartless young leeches, laying waste to everything you hold dear.
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:lol damn millennials ruining everything
Dude, they don't just ruin it, they KILL it. Everything you cherish fondly from your past, they've KILLED in cold blood like a pack of heartless young leeches, laying waste to everything you hold dear.
And now millennials are killing this thread
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Millennials aren't just killing the thread, they're killing forums, they're killing social media, and they're killing the internet!
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First off, I agree with all of that. Millennials are ruining everything. But why is there a picture of egg on toast in the middle?
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Because millennials.
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Millennials are ruining eggs and toast.
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Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork. Thank god for that.
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Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork. Thank god for that.
Hmmm, gives me an interesting idea. Deconstructed wine. Just give them a bunch of grapes and someone's foot.
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Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork. Thank god for that.
"Millennials Driving Portability and Convenience in Wines & Spirits"
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/millennials-driving-portability-convenience-wines-joseph-tarnowski (https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/millennials-driving-portability-convenience-wines-joseph-tarnowski)
"Indeed, no longer are screw-top wines seen as “non-premium” by these consumers; to them, it means they don’t have to worry about having a corkscrew"
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God forbid people want something a little more convenient when possible :lol
Generation X KILLS can openers!
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Yeah, well, they didn't kill the wine cork. Thank god for that.
Hmmm, gives me an interesting idea. Deconstructed wine. Just give them a bunch of grapes and someone's foot.
This is the Ikea generation, so "assembly required" is no big deal, right?
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Ikea... Sweedish for out-of-stock.
I'll never get how their business model succeeds - 'let's charge people more to take it off our shelves, and assemble it themselves'
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It succeeds because they've convinced enough people that their stuff is high-quality and chic and trendy and awesome and actually worth the price even if they have to assemble it themselves. And people willing to do that actually kinda like it because then they know it's well made, because they assembled it themselves.
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I just assumed it was cheap to offset the cost of poor materials and build it yourself. I can't recall the last time I bought ikea stuff though.
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It succeeds because they've convinced enough people that their stuff is high-quality and chic and trendy and awesome and actually worth the price even if they have to assemble it themselves. And people willing to do that actually kinda like it because then they know it's well made, because they assembled it themselves.
Yeah, it's kinda fun putting those things together, even if you don't get it right the first time
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We buy Ikea stuff for our kids, because we know it isn't going to last until they hit puberty, and we don't want to put expensive, high-quality stuff in their rooms. We know the prices are lower than anything else we will find, I can put everything together quickly, and it will all fit in either one of our medium-sized cars. That is their business model, and that is why it works.
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:lol My favourite is "'Promiscuous' Millennials Are Killing McDonald's". I'm sure there's probably some context to their use of the word promiscuous here, but I'd rather just imagine it's exactly what you think.
Bunch of newspaper headlines targeted right to the oldies who will eat this shit right up.
There was. We were discussing it in relation to FOX's newfound interest in running stories about harlots and hussies. In this case it was a woman who fled on foot after being yelled at for blowing somebody in a McD's. She got busted but skipped on her bail, making her a wanted woman (for more reasons than one).
edit: Nope. Turns out they just hate the brand:
"They're promiscuous in their brand loyalty. It makes it harder work for all of us to earn the loyalty of the millennial generation."
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I was watching Marvel's Defenders on Netflix, and was all like, "Damn! They got Danzig... that's big time!" :rollin
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:lol
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:tup
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:clap:
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That's so true :lol
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I sent out an email to my entire work floor at a Fortune 90 company, for anyone interested in using my solar eclipse glasses to see the eclipse out my window, to feel free to do so. 75 people came and used my glasses. Then I sent out an email at 4:55 that I would be home sick tomorrow with Pink Eye.
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:lol :clap:
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And lastly, King's throne:
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Needs a fridge! :rollin
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poor snorlax.......never any love
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Martha & Snoop.
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:lol I saw a reference to it yesterday, but hadn't actually watched it. That's awesome.
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That's just plain bad luck :laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHwOndZw7Ak&feature=youtu.be
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He-Man and Skeletor have the time of their lives (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PgTjhx1VLw)
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Well that's a different take :lol but what's up with all those leg bruises
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For a girl who can take an Italian tower in her hoo hoo, I would expect some bruising.
Thank god for astroglide
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Yeah, with something that size, it might take a few tries to get it right. The important thing is that she's obviously willing to take the hit.
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:rollin
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As her father, I can't TELL you how proud I am...
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Trump: Climate change is a hoax.
Climate Change: Hold my beer.
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Like a Boss:
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Like a Next Level Boss:
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For the King:
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Amen Chad. Amen.
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Like a Next Level Boss:
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She's just practicing for when she's takes all his stuff after the divorce
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https://youtu.be/gepbrYeIvcg
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Hell yeah, Dallas!
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:lol
Look at the one kid on the left in freefall. That's gonna leave a mark.
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I think he's on a swing, actually.
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I think he's on a swing, actually.
That would make more sense. :lol
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I will choose to believe he is falling
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Yeah, I definitely prefer to believe he's falling to his doom.
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:lol
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Makes me wonder what is actually going on and why some guy is taking notes :lol
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Fake. It's been proven that he does not poop.
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Actually....
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I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
:lol
Flawless victory.
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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I once bought a book of 1001 computer programmer jokes.
There were only 9 jokes.
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I guess the joke was on you then, ha!
(Sorry, programmer posting from work.)
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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
My friend chose that as his school yearbook quote, and obviously whoever copied it in didn't get the joke, because they retyped it as "ten". :facepalm:
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There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
My friend chose that as his school yearbook quote, and obviously whoever copied it in didn't get the joke, because they retyped it as "ten". :facepalm:
:lol :lol
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Failure. Most people probably thought that that was about the stupidest thing they'd ever read. (You can't say the joke out loud. It doesn't work.)
On the other hand, the true geeks got to enjoy a meta-joke, recognizing that "ten" is actually "10". Like the first derivative of a joke.
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Not sure the anti-trans joke were necessary, but the dog ones were cute.
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Not sure the anti-trans joke were necessary, but the dog ones were cute.
Indeed. You can knock that kind of stuff right off.
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Not sure the anti-trans joke were necessary, but the dog ones were cute.
Indeed. You can knock that kind of stuff right off.
Apologies... I didn't view them as "anti" to the issue, but just a poke of fun at it.
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:lol
So awesome!
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Yeah that was the best one :lol
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:rollin :rollin
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I shared this with some folks recently and thought I'd share it here too. If you got 10 minutes, check this out. It's always funny to me. Tom Mullica's cigarette magic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCm4r0F0tts
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Looks more like Jame Gumb to me. Probably acts more like him, too.
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Looks more like Jame Gumb to me. Probably acts more like him, too.
Dammit. Now all I can hear is his voice.
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Who is Jame Gumb?
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Who is Jame Gumb?
It puts the lotion on the skin.
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Who is Jame Gumb?
It puts the lotion on the skin.
Or else it gets the hose again
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Who is Jame Gumb?
The serial killer in 'The Silence of the Lambs'. Also a policeman
In the Monk series.
'Puts the Lotion in the Basket'
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I thought that was Philip Seymour Hoffman from Boogie Nights
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^^^ Even as a diehard GnR/Axl fan, that is hilarious :lol :lol
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Not sure how to preview this one without taking away from teh funny, but it's only 47 seconds long so....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSDy0DvrLu8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSDy0DvrLu8)
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^ :rollin :rollin
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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That gif just needs the tetris music.
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That M&M picture :lol :lol :lol
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My cat stealing bones out of the trash can. People don't believe me when I say he is like a dog...
https://youtu.be/azJQLCWNtAQ
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Oh that's horrible :rollin
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I'd go see that.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
I have never seen any of the F&F movies, but I would go to this.
"NO IT WON'T MAKE SENSE, BUT IT WILL BE WILD MAN"
Yay for punctuation.
P.S.: Bonus points for The Rock turtleneck picture.
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:lol
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:rollin
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:rollin
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For real though, it does look like a scene from some kind of tech-pocalypse movie.
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Poor fools. I bet their VR experience is subpar.
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I guarantee you that at least half of those old fat fuckers have Teal Conrad involved in some sort of babysitter porn in their living room...
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He then pulls a Sword Art Online and all pf them are trapped forever. They die, if they die in the VR world.
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:lol
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Perfect.
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:lol I love her expression!
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Like a Next Level Boss:
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She's just practicing for when she's takes all his stuff after the divorce
Now that was funny.
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This is why you say "Yes" to things the boss needs done that no one else will do. It could turn out good for you, and you even score points with the boss for volunteering.
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Indeed. Though my boss uses it as an excuse to question my work ethic so I know someone in upper management who gives me a heads up when the boss is in dick mode.
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Hi Masha.
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:zydar:
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Weird synchronicity. I met a girl named Masha just last night. She was cuter than that girl in this video, which is causing the video to lose points for me, although it's not Masha's fault. It's no one's fault, really. I mean, I'd still go to Paris with her for a long weekend and put everything on an expense account. I take my work very seriously.
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Mashing Masha in Paris. Mmmmm.
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Holy shit.
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The clever part is how it relates to Mamma Whore and Chris Jenner.
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They not normally baseball fans?
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:rollin I'm sure the person who wrote that knew exactly what he/she was doing
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I used to advocate hyphenating compound adjectives for exactly this reason. They are getting "first-hand job experience".
But after getting a lot of shit for worrying too much about proper punctuation and grammar, I gave it up, all of it. People want to be lazy, stupid, and easily misinterpreted, that's their prerogative.
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Technically, it should either be "students get firsthand job experience" or "students get first handjob experience," depending on the nature of the mentoring day exercise. Either way, she bungled her grammar.
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So you're saying that I should be searching "blowjob", not "blow job" while pr0n surfing?
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So you're saying that I should be searching "blowjob", not "blow job" while pr0n surfing?
I think so. As far as I know they spell it the same in the gay community.
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Oh, snap!
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Oh, snap!
Oh snap what? Clearly EB knows more about the gay community than any of us.
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I'm not sure what having knowledge of the Marvin Gay fan community has to do with that article. But just wanted to chime in that I was always more of a Luther Vandross fan anyway, so...
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I'm not sure what having knowledge of the Marvin Gay fan community has to do with that article. But just wanted to chime in that I was always more of a Luther Vandross fan anyway, so...
Not Luther Vandros?
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I picture Bosk as more of a Lex Luthor guy.
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I'm not sure what having knowledge of the Marvin Gay fan community has to do with that article. But just wanted to chime in that I was always more of a Luther Vandross fan anyway, so...
Not Luther Vandros?
Yeah, he's pretty good too.
I picture Bosk as more of a Lex Luthor guy.
Well, only because that gloriously sexy dome of his makes him resemble Chad. :heybaby:
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:lol includes the pack of cigarettes he went out for
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:lol includes the pack of cigarettes he went out for
A Nelson Muntz reference, I believe. Should have had a Mainway Toys logo, though, to go along with the Johnny Human Torch costume.
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:lol includes the pack of cigarettes he went out for
A Nelson Muntz reference, I believe.
Nah, I remember the joke of the dad leaving the house to get a pack of cigarettes and never returning as far as back as the early 90s in Europe. It was a common thing to joke about.
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It's a common phrase, the Simpsons writers just picked it up.
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It's a common phrase, the Simpsons writers just picked it up.
Yeah, and the Simpsons actually had several excuses for Nelson's abandonment. The first was that he went out to buy Pop-Tarts and never returned. When they finally addressed the matter the story was much better. He mistakenly ate a candy bar with nuts in it, and swelled up like John Merrick. Before he could seek treatment he was picked up by a circus and put on display. As a circus geek audience members would throw peanuts at him, thus never allowing his condition to improve or even explain his predicament. :lol
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Not a funny, but WOW!
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Roastmaster General! *stands at attention
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Roastmaster General! *stands at attention
*salutes*
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I laugh out louded at that last one.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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God damn. How bout a NSFW warning next time. :'( Poor feller didn't stand a chance.
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Looks like the Pepsi can got popped.
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Looks like drug related violence, they were all on coke.
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Looks like drug related violence, they were all on coke.
Must've happened at a Steel Panther party then.
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Total Eclipse of the Heart Literal Video Version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsgWUq0fdKk)
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And now the right thread:
U.S. Navy pilot draws obscene pictures over Washington state
A U.S. Navy pilot drew obscene pictures in the sky over Washington state on Thursday, CBS affiliate KREM-TV reports.
Viewers contacted the station after watching a plane draw what appeared to be crude depictions of a penis in the sky in Okanogan County, which borders Canada. The station posted pictures of the drawings on its website. (Warning: Some viewers may find the pictures offensive.)
A mother in Okanogan, Washington, told the station she was upset because she might have to explain the drawings to her kids.
The Navy told the station that the aircraft involved was based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island off the Washington coast. The air station's website describes it as the "premier naval aviation installation in the Pacific Northwest."
In a statement to the station, the Navy said the incident was "unacceptable."
"The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable," the Navy said.
An FAA official told the station there was nothing the agency could do about the incident because it "cannot police morality."
I don't know what's funnier. The fact that this guy pulled this off, or that the news affiliates have to bury the picture and post offensive content warnings about it.
In any case, the navy can issue all the public apologies and platitudes it likes, but this guy is now a fucking legend amongst naval aviators. The press officer publicly chastising him right now will be the first of many to buy him a beer tonight.
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I was once stuck in a bus in Israel with an African delegation of evangelical Christians. That's 2 hours of continuous gospel singing. That was rough.
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And now the right thread:
U.S. Navy pilot draws obscene pictures over Washington state
A U.S. Navy pilot drew obscene pictures in the sky over Washington state on Thursday, CBS affiliate KREM-TV reports.
Viewers contacted the station after watching a plane draw what appeared to be crude depictions of a penis in the sky in Okanogan County, which borders Canada. The station posted pictures of the drawings on its website. (Warning: Some viewers may find the pictures offensive.)
A mother in Okanogan, Washington, told the station she was upset because she might have to explain the drawings to her kids.
The Navy told the station that the aircraft involved was based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island off the Washington coast. The air station's website describes it as the "premier naval aviation installation in the Pacific Northwest."
In a statement to the station, the Navy said the incident was "unacceptable."
"The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable," the Navy said.
An FAA official told the station there was nothing the agency could do about the incident because it "cannot police morality."
I don't know what's funnier. The fact that this guy pulled this off, or that the news affiliates have to bury the picture and post offensive content warnings about it.
In any case, the navy can issue all the public apologies and platitudes it likes, but this guy is now a fucking legend amongst naval aviators. The press officer publicly chastising him right now will be the first of many to buy him a beer tonight.
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This guy is a legend
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What's funny is that el Barto said the guy "pulled it off" when referring to a huge penis in the sky. ;) :) :)
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Speaking, I think, for the majority of women. Even in the sky, we STILL don't want to see an unsolicited dick pic.
:rollin
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Women don't like unsolicited dick pics?? Oh crap.....
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I just wanted to share the way I saw this article...
https://deadspin.com/u-s-navy-is-very-sorry-that-their-pilot-drew-a-dong-in-1820533129 (https://deadspin.com/u-s-navy-is-very-sorry-that-their-pilot-drew-a-dong-in-1820533129)
"U.S. Navy Is Very Sorry That Their Pilot Drew A Dong In The Sky"
Filed to: INTENTIONAL DONGS
(accompanying pic)
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:tup
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(https://resize.tegna-media.com/remote/content.krem.com/photo/2017/11/16/23635408_1372919992818966_1865233843_n_1510877893411_11722466_ver1.0.jpg?preset=wx-large)
Speaking, I think, for the majority of women. Even in the sky, we STILL don't want to see an unsolicited dick pic.
:rollin
Haha, that's priceless.
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Chinohenge
(https://i.imgur.com/vD43hln.jpg)
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"I suppose you're all wondering why I've asked you here this morning..."
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"I suppose you're all wondering why I've asked you here this morning..."
:lol
The biggest cone gets to mate with all of the female cones.
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As is his right.
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:lol
Not gonna lie back in college I wouldn't be surprised if I made a post like that
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I hear ya, that's why I always say I'm glad I didn't join any social media until after i got sober :lol
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/23561529_1764942183580246_5256113943105886548_n.jpg?oh=330c06ac7aeb068720e567fc94283f15&oe=5AAEA8D9)
The remarkable part is that he got all three off in a minute. If I were that wasted, and we've all been there before, it would have taken 3 minutes to manage the second one, and I doubt the third one would have gone off inside of 45.
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Three messages and someone taking a photo of it all within a minute? More like fake asf.
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(https://i.imgur.com/gv4uq.jpg)
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Zydar's tour bus. :zydar:
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All aboard :zydar:
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Haha...thats awesome coincidence, or the perfect opportunity.
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What a dick move by the Army.
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(https://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/120124032911-sot-early-dick-armey-florida-00004929-horizontal-gallery.jpg)
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:lol :lol
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:clap:
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:lol
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This is too ridiculous not to post here...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2017/11/21/this-man-is-about-to-launch-himself-in-his-homemade-rocket-to-prove-the-earth-is-flat/?tid=ss_fb&utm_term=.2881bfb592b1
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:lol
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Saw that yesterday. 2017 Darwin Award winner in the making.
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I say let him do it. Either he proves himself wrong, or he proves us all wrong and flies off the edge.
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(https://i.imgur.com/wHp6a.jpg)
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I saw the pic before I saw who posted it, and said to myself "Zydar?"
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:tup
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An oldie but goodie
(https://i.imgur.com/loMo7.gif)
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I say let him do it. Either he proves himself wrong, or he proves us all wrong and flies off the edge.
Yeah, I almost wish he had a GoFundMe I could contribute to. Help him safely pull this off so that he can definitively prove this ridiculous theory false.
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I say let him do it. Either he proves himself wrong, or he proves us all wrong and flies off the edge.
Yeah, I almost wish he had a GoFundMe I could contribute to. Help him safely pull this off so that he can definitively prove this ridiculous theory false.
I thought the article did say he had some kind of crowdfunding page(s)? Maybe they've closed?
(https://pics.onsizzle.com/flat-earthers-be-like-pluto-neptune-uranus-saturn-jupiter-mars-7891882.png)
Seriously, how is 'flat earth' a thing?
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That raises a good question, do they believe other planets are flat?
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That raises a good question, do they believe other planets are flat?
Would they even believe in the existence of other planets?
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I don't think so. I know a lot of them believe that the moon landings were all fake, and if you can believe that thousands of years of recorded observation of space is all "a NASA hoax" then you can believe that literally everything outside of our atmosphere (and apparently some stuff within it) are all part of the hoax.
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I don't think so. I know a lot of them believe that the moon landings were all fake, and if you can believe that thousands of years of recorded observation of space is all "a NASA hoax" then you can believe that literally everything outside of our atmosphere (and apparently some stuff within it) are all part of the hoax.
And then they go on about "the people we pay taxes to lying to us!" Yep, big government conspiracy :rollin.
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I don't think so. I know a lot of them believe that the moon landings were all fake, and if you can believe that thousands of years of recorded observation of space is all "a NASA hoax" then you can believe that literally everything outside of our atmosphere (and apparently some stuff within it) are all part of the hoax.
According to an article I read about this rocket launching Darwin Award nominee... it's Atmosflat :lol. Let's disregard that it should be Atmoflat, it takes a special kind of intellect to think that the world is flat.
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I don't believe it, I think it's flawed in that it has to ignore or otherwise explain WAYYYYY to much information, but is the TYPE of thinking any different than literally EVERY person on the planet does at some point or another in our lives?
"I'm not that heavy; just a few pounds over"
"She is WAY into me"
"Gun bans will solve our problems"
"Abstinence is a viable strategy"
We as humans tend NOT to have completely open mind and simply assemble the facts and derive a conclusion. We lean a certain way and assemble the information to fit, explaining away (in the milder cases) and outright ignoring (in the more extreme cases) that information that doesn't fit. Framework is important. If you have a built in excuse - Republicans are criminals only out to make the rich richer; the government is out to screw us at every turn; liberals just want to tax us and tell us what to think - some of this stuff is pretty easy, and that framework takes the place of "facts".
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Stadler, I know you like to defend underdogs.....but flat earthers??
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Stadler, I know you like to defend underdogs.....but flat earthers??
I'm not defending them at all. I'm saying that it's really easy to point fingers and call them nutjobs, but sometimes it's helpful - for myself as well - to remember that the definition of "insanity" isn't "doesn't agree with me". Some of the comments here went from "this guy isn't connecting the dots correctly" to more meta arguments about the whole thought process. I can observe and note the thought process without agreeing with or supporting the conclusions.
I do support underdogs, but ask el Barto, more often than not, I'd much rather get the wrong answer for the right reasons than the right answer for the wrong reasons.
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The thing I don't get about Flat Earthers is that it has to have started as a joke. This couldn't be an organic phenomenon, where people suddenly realized they were being lied to. They had to picked it up just to be contrarians and then convinced themselves they're actually right. This makes assholes, rather than idiots.
In the case of this nimrod, he just jumped on the bandwagon to make money. He'd been doing this sort of thing for a while and needed money for a new crash. By "converting" and calling it a science experiment FEers started giving him money. That has a two-fold effect, because now normal people want to give him money to help him crash and burn.
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I came across a flat earther in person once and what amazed me was how adamant they were about how they were right. As if it was painful that people weren't agreeing with them. Like they couldn't even fathom the idea that maybe its round. It was 100% what they thought, all or nothing. The embodiment of a closed mind.
I think the real question though is: who the fuck cares?
Round Earth, flat Earth. I still get up each morning, go to work, pay my bills and live my life and will eventually die. From a psychological perspective though, its pretty fascinating how the human mind can get so deeply wrapped up in conspiracy theory.
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Apparently they made a (very shortlived) British sitcom about Hitler and Eva Braun living next to a Jewish couple - called "Heil Honey I'm Home".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9jJx0NSjw)
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My stance regarding flat-Earthers is that they likely need professional help. Sitting down and arguing with them is as pointless as trying to convince a heroine addict to go cold turkey.
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Only in America
(https://imgur.com/bvGrQWM.jpg)
View is from the dash cam of a Sudbury, MA police car who pulled over this Mazda 5 for attempting to transport "a fully mature Douglas Fir".
Which as we all know is illegal because you have to actually be able to see to drive a car. Pretty sure this counts as impaired vision.
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Shoulda gone to the Sudbury Jewelry Exchange instead!
(sorry, the only thing I know about Sudbury. They had this hilarious ad for a while where the whole store did a "windshield wiper" wave at the end :lol )
EDIT: Here we go: https://youtu.be/XoE0yjcazUE?t=12
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Only in America
(https://imgur.com/bvGrQWM.jpg)
Nah. Search "meanwhile in Russia" on Youtube. This tree would be a tiny little hatchback and nobody would give him a second look.
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Shoulda gone to the Sudbury Jewelry Exchange instead!
(sorry, the only thing I know about Sudbury. They had this hilarious ad for a while where the whole store did a "windshield wiper" wave at the end :lol )
EDIT: Here we go: https://youtu.be/XoE0yjcazUE?t=12
There is one of those by me too and I see that type of ad all the time!
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Only in America
(https://imgur.com/bvGrQWM.jpg)
Nah. Search "meanwhile in Russia" on Youtube. This tree would be a tiny little hatchback and nobody would give him a second look.
Probably. But would it be a Douglas Fir on a Mazda 5? I know, pretty pedantic use of "Only in America" but I don't make the rules.
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No. Some sort of Lada would be my guess.
(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/14/article-1235628-079572B7000005DC-890_634x481.jpg)
But a single tree is Boring.
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-55.jpg)
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-19.jpg)
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I could do this all day, but this guy wins the grand prize, both for ingenuity and scoring a woman who knows her place.
(https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/wv-11.jpg)
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Shoulda gone to the Sudbury Jewelry Exchange instead!
(sorry, the only thing I know about Sudbury. They had this hilarious ad for a while where the whole store did a "windshield wiper" wave at the end :lol )
EDIT: Here we go: https://youtu.be/XoE0yjcazUE?t=12
:lol
Dammit. I've seen that cheesy commercial too many times.
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I guess this is the most appropriate thread. I was browsing Google Earth (vacation planning) and came across this in street view.
(https://i.imgur.com/kh6TnFB.png)
Glad they're so thorough with their privacy.
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Can you tell me what you were looking up? I can't quite make it out.
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Can you tell me what you were looking up? I can't quite make it out.
I originally searched for the Ghostbusters firestation, but ultimately navigated my way away from it. Are you wanting a link to the perspective that shows the blurred face?
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Can you pan the camera higher? Higher? Hiiiiiiigher?
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My dentist is Dr. Payne. When I was first referred to him by his wife I told her "oh, that's unfortunate" and she looked to the ground and said "I know, I'm sorry," shaking her head despondently. :lol
Great dentist, though. Almost worth the death of my former dentist (but not quite).
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:lol My driver's ed teacher in high school was Mr. Reckage
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My GP was Dr. Butcher. Good thing he wasn't a surgeon.
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My phlebotomist was named Dr. Acula.
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My Sex Ed teacher was named Dr. Cox
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My rap teacher was called Dr. E.
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My rap teacher was called Dr. E.
I had to read that twice before I :lol'ed
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My rap teacher was called Dr. E.
Was he an easy teacher ?
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My wife's gynecologist is named Dr. Opp.
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No comment.
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Here's one from my hometown
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Jr. High Math teacher was Mr. Hoff........first name of Jack.
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Honey Badger don't care
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
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I don't know how many of these are real or not, but there was a liquor store right next to the Cumberland Farms I used to go to with my parents as a kid, and the liquor store permittee was Stephen Drank.
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My phlebotomist was named Dr. Acula.
J.D.?
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/how-august-ames-die-porn-11653540
"Her husband Kevin Moore praised August's generous nature in a public statement after her death, saying: "She was the kindest person I ever knew and she meant the world to me." Her husband went on to say this is not how he wanted it to end, and questioned his ability to be open again.
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Someone commits suicide because of bullying, but it's in the funny thread because there's someone else named Kevin Moore?
Also RIP. :( I hadn't heard about this.
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I am sorry for the bad taste. I thought Kevin Moore was always good for a chuckle here and didn't know where else to post.
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It's ok, I just find it sadder that a hot pornstar died.
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It's ok, I just find it sadder that a hot pornstar died.
I didn't find her hot, but it is a damn shame. She seemed to have been the sort that had her shit together and really enjoyed her work, and I tend to be pretty supportive of such gals. I also see the irony in what went down and it's pretty sad, but this isn't the place for that discussion.
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It's ok, I just find it sadder that a hot pornstar died.
I didn't find her hot, but it is a damn shame. She seemed to have been the sort that had her shit together and really enjoyed her work, and I tend to be pretty supportive of such gals. I also see the irony in what went down and it's pretty sad, but this isn't the place for that discussion.
Yeah, too many duck faces for "hot". I'm sure she was a nice girl, but that story is... I probably shouldn't say any more lest I be called cruel and uncaring.
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"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNB9hdiMCg)
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Is that BCSL cover a special version? Or is my BCSL copy has wrong cover? :lol
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"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNB9hdiMCg)
That was beautiful.
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(https://i.imgur.com/VdXQqbx.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/pk6LEKT.jpg)
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"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNB9hdiMCg)
That cop was a fucking asshole.
edit: Turns out he's not a cop. He's an idiot bail bondsman and a much bigger asshole than I gave him credit for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcyWWb24y68
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What a douche.
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But is he even a legit bail bondsman though. I watched some of his other videos and its looking pretty suspect.
And this guy raises some good points on the possibility of fakery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IgS8cnP-YQ
Either way, he totally is a douche though. No doubt about that.
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(https://i.imgur.com/pk6LEKT.jpg)
What is this sorcery.
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That story was on the MSN home[page earlier this year.
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"My safe word is Pineapple Juice" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rNB9hdiMCg)
That cop was a fucking asshole.
edit: Turns out he's not a cop. He's an idiot bail bondsman and a much bigger asshole than I gave him credit for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcyWWb24y68
What am I missing (given that I didn't watch the whole video at the second link)? I suppose he's a tool for the taze and the sweep, but then again, the guy - while funny - is clearly hopped up on something. Was he a cop, I'd personally have little problem with anything other than the taze.
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I remember when Johnny just asked you to put your hands on the car, frisked you and cuffed you. In 2017 all stops are felony stops. The dude was pretty damned cooperative.
Also, he didn't taze him. He removed the cartridge and then dry fired it to make the clicking noise to scare the guy.
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I remember when Johnny just asked you to put your hands on the car, frisked you and cuffed you. In 2017 all stops are felony stops. The dude was pretty damned cooperative.
Also, he didn't taze him. He removed the cartridge and then dry fired it to make the clicking noise to scare the guy.
Well, I feel like it's a problem that a bail bondsman is getting that kind of leeway with detaining and searching a guy, but notwithstanding that, cooperative or not, the guy is clearly not all there. Playing a guitar with five strings, as it were. Playing solitaire with 48 cards in the deck. The "I'm so hot" is indicative of being under the influence... I don't know that I would have taken the chance of just having a random conversation if I was a cop and doing that stop.
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Real cops have been having those conversations for 200 years. Treating every encounter as if the person were a Taliban insurgent is a relatively new phenomenon. And the dude struck me as a bit loaded and a bit high. He was being a smartass, but he wasn't running amok like some bad After School Special about PCP. He was also very cooperative. Frankly, the knucklehead that busted him was far more a danger.
Bail bondsmen have way to much authority here. I'll be very thankful when that whole fucked up system is done away with. Some cities are finally starting to realize that bail is 12 kinds of stupid.
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I'm with you; many bail bondsmen are on par with mall cops.
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:lol
I'd caption it: Cum to Jamaica for the holidays, but all the people are bundled up!? Where would it be cold enough to wear that much gear yet palms can survive it?
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I thought of Palm Springs when I saw it. It'll sometimes drop into the forties there. Looks like there are some people wearing shorts back there, so my guess is that it's somewhat chilly but not terribly cold.
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Keep in mind that people from warmer areas react differently to colder temps. Here in LA, I see people bundle up at 60 degrees.
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The Southern California Penis Festival! Come one, come all!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Kevin spacey's legit brother
(https://images.gawker.com/1415829627175381418/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.png)
He drives limos
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Rod Stewart?
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And here's the video for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHNzAj5uaQ
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And here's the video for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHNzAj5uaQ
That made my day :lol
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If I were Kevin Spacey the last thing I'd want right now is to have videos floating about of my brother looking to get a bunch of 12 year old girls drunk in the back of a limo while dressed like Liberace. Nothing good could come of it.
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Probably more bizarre than funny, but I didn't know where else to post it
Father of 7, age 52 leaves wife and kids to live as a 6 year old girl. And even more interesting he found a couple to actually take care of her as if he was their 6 year old daughter
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3356084/I-ve-gone-child-Husband-father-seven-52-leaves-wife-kids-live-transgender-SIX-YEAR-OLD-girl-named-Stefonknee.html
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I think the major emphasis should be that he created the name Stefonknee.
Amazing
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Stefonknee, man. Get it right.
Or not.
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I think Stefonknee might be pulling your leg.
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The human brain is so amazingly complex that I'm pretty sure we'll never know everything about it. It doesn't surprise me at all that most people's brains don't work 100% properly. If a person can have "split personalities" or multiple distinct personalities each fully developed but residing in the same head, then I believe the brain of a 52-year-old man can one day decide that it belongs to a 6-year-old girl with a normal name but spelled really weirdly, and that's who the person is now. Life is weird sometimes.
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The human brain is so amazingly complex that I'm pretty sure we'll never know everything about it. It doesn't surprise me at all that most people's brains don't work 100% properly. If a person can have "split personalities" or multiple distinct personalities each fully developed but residing in the same head, then I believe the brain of a 52-year-old man can one day decide that it belongs to a 6-year-old girl with a normal name but spelled really weirdly, and that's who the person is now. Life is weird sometimes.
Twas just a play on words Orbert........knee/leg :)
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Oh yeah, I caught that. I'm just commenting in general about some of the more unusual personality issues I've read about lately.
I mean, I can understand transgender. If you are born male but realize at some point that you think of yourself as female and wish to be treated that way, or the other way around, I guess I can handle that. Fine, you're female. But to suddenly decide you're not just female, but a six-year-old female? That seems oddly specific, and to me points to not just a gender issue, but a personality disorder, maybe akin to schizophrenia, although I'm definitely no expert.
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(https://i.imgur.com/1dPwlJy.gif)
Don't know if it's funny but it made me smile.
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Was waiting for the inevitable nut-shot. Was disappointed.
Still cool.
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The way it dramatically slows down towards the end, the tension, the last-minute adjustments by the dog, the anticipation in the air which is almost palpable, and then... VICTORY!!
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Was waiting for the inevitable nut-shot. Was disappointed.
Still cool.
This
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Took me two weeks of trying to get that gap in Tony Hawk.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: time to see what people stuck in their bodily cavities this year. Probably NWS, but hilarious.
https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493
I am crying with laughter at the last section :lol
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: time to see what people stuck in their bodily cavities this year. Probably NWS, but hilarious.
https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493
I am crying with laughter at the last section :lol
Bike reflector in regina, I can't even begin to understand that....
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Bike reflector in regina, I can't even begin to understand that....
What?!?!? Cyclists in Saskatchewan can't be safety conscious? :lol
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I'm particularly amused by "patient said he has coin in ass from one month ago"
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Bike reflector in regina, I can't even begin to understand that....
What?!?!? Cyclists in Saskatchewan can't be safety conscious? :lol
LOL, maybe a Kardashian had a cyclist tour group come through.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJTI-pxVAAE92dv.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/zdwzEjm.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Pw9z6fr.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/L86GNcZ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/oR8J216.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/kYyNT2a.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/EeFwy.jpg)
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Great batch. :lol
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: time to see what people stuck in their bodily cavities this year. Probably NWS, but hilarious.
https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1821393493
I am crying with laughter at the last section :lol
"If I may offer one universally good piece of advice, it would be to make sure the base is flared."
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Slav Friends (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imj9Zzt_xwQ)
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Somebody reported an error to Spotify. They made him a playlist in return :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/UQz4FN6.jpg?)
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^^ I've actually heard they've done this a lot, and not just for people reporting errors. It's definitely one of the coolest customer support responses out there.
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/fkTlHzGJz6CdC6umBQpjpfHyltkMdcjXTHcthQnL3qk.jpg?w=633&s=892c34d8a921f91898db94d7f8e7a1b3)
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Ouch.
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Poor Brian. She is hot.
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Poor Brian. She is hot.
I feel worse for Bryan.
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Poor Brian. She is hot.
I feel worse for Bryan.
Well the Y question got answered, so I assume he's Brian now.
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Poor Brian. She is hot.
Poor Chino
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All three are better off without the bitch.
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She's been treating me fine for the last week or so. :)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/Y_6j6Pli3Qio1pICxyfSNLpvIluZ9FpbpvCUZw75_0s.jpg?w=572&s=9fc9d8ecac24ac82730a8d84d5531784)
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I would do that though. And wait and see how long it takes her to pull her face out of that fucking phone and notice. :)
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"Honey, we are going out tonight! Here is a shirt for you."
"Ah, c'mon, not the pink shirt."
"It's not pink, it's salmon!"
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Either that, or the woman is not his wife and the person taking the picture knows it. :)
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Rolling in the aisles: Russian man smashes stolen tank into supermarket (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/10/russian-man-believed-to-be-drunk-smashes-stolen-tank-into-supermarket)
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(https://i.imgur.com/B0Rtf.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/hSO9L.jpg)
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:lol
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:rollin
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Asian girls are easily impressed.
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/GLC2v69raknBfrcixI7iOBOMfjTpMyuO8IG8UdNCBk4.jpg?w=622&s=bc1979cd12e59eda5109944cc3f72816)
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We like Dream Theater
-we like the loud noise
-& bullet that comes out
We like DTF
-we like how it feels
-& how it tastes
-WE ROLL AROUND IN IT
Wow, it pretty much works that way too! :D
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I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like guns.
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Asian girls are easily impressed.
What is that on the left? I can't figure out her expression; is she impressed with the not-that-impressive guy in the briefs, or is she reacting to what looks like the real deal in front of her. In which case, why aren't the other women looking there? I'm so confused.
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Asian girls are easily impressed.
What is that on the left? I can't figure out her expression; is she impressed with the not-that-impressive guy in the briefs, or is she reacting to what looks like the real deal in front of her. In which case, why aren't the other women looking there? I'm so confused.
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c6ab6fb37dd04f7646a74c4923f48f1/tumblr_mn5wk8uvW41r4gei2o1_400.gif)
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There's a joke out there somewhere about flat noses I think......
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(https://i.imgur.com/JJ7V8LK.gif)
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I asked for this shirt for my 50th birthday. Lol
(https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/550x700q90/922/Y4FllF.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pmY4FllFj)
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(https://i.imgur.com/JJ7V8LK.gif)
I've almost done this before. Beautiful woman on the street looks at me (or so I thought), says "Hi!" and opens her arms, I figured I'd take the hug and figure out who she is later. Then I heard a guy behind say "Hi!" or something and I turned to see who it was. They hug. I felt stupid; should've copped the hug anyway, like this guy did.
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I feel like the girl in that gif may not be beautiful though. Just a gut feeling.
By the way, missed the Target one and the cat one (side quests!) from above. Those were hilarious.
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I feel like the girl in that gif may not be beautiful though. Just a gut feeling.
Honestly, I thought the gag was going to be that it was actually a man in a dress.
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@ Joe... I have a tee-shirt (that mrs.jingle got me) that says "My wife says I never listen... or something like that".
Someone needs to get this for Joe for SS next year:
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ff_4962.jpg)
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I've seen that shirt on Facebook recently.
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(https://s10.postimg.org/xe8tcoamx/26239870_748071192059647_8443650105562613627_n.jpg)
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lmao, reminds me of this video about guthrie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYBhw6a1G8c
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(https://s10.postimg.org/xe8tcoamx/26239870_748071192059647_8443650105562613627_n.jpg)
As someone who has a Master's in Middle Eastern history....
...that is hilarious.
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Care to explain to the rest of us?
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Care to explain to the rest of us?
It's just like a funny absurdist thing. It doesn't make any sense, but for some reason I found it hilarious. And I'm usually really sensitive to those subjects.
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I was hesitant to share at first but then I realized it's the 'funny stuff' thread and everyone here is mature and smart enough to handle it appropriately and damn it it's just plain funny. Glad I wasn't wrong. :) Adami, do you know who that is in the meme? Is there another level of the joke that's going over my head?
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Is it bad that I'm hearing it with the accent? I feel like that really sells the FUNNY...
"Through Jihad" :rollin
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https://youtu.be/gB9UNGpGOas?t=90
I'm imagining it with that kind of accent.
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I was hesitant to share at first but then I realized it's the 'funny stuff' thread and everyone here is mature and smart enough to handle it appropriately and damn it it's just plain funny. Glad I wasn't wrong. :) Adami, do you know who that is in the meme? Is there another level of the joke that's going over my head?
lol I don't recognize him by face.
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(https://imgur.com/6ba4zPg.jpg)
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My buddy's girlfriend had a dream the other night that he cheated on her. She was mad at him all day yesterday. :lol
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My buddy's girlfriend had a dream the other night that he cheated on her. She was mad at him all day yesterday. :lol
Mrs.jingle has been mad at me for stuff she's dreamed about.
Women!
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My husband has done this.... can we not make this a "woman" thing? :-*
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I never understood discussing with your SO dreams that involved cheating on your SO. Why would you even mention it?
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Probably because many people believe dreams (I'm not denying this, just don't personally understand how dreams work) have meaning or a reason behind them. I've had x gf's who told me they've had dreams of me cheating and those ones were gfs who actually would think I would cheat on them so maybe there is a connection to the thought and dream. Although I never did cheat on them, that type of feeling from a dream would totally come out against me during the day after.
On the other hand, I can't ever recall having a dream of a gf cheating on me and I've also never really thought any of my past gfs would do so (although I've realized after breaking up with a couple of them, that it was possible it happened).
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I think if someone is insecure in their relationship and thinks that their SO could cheat, then that could manifest itself as a dream wherein the other person cheats. Dreams, many believe, are just our subconscious letting things fly. They don't predict the future or anything like that.
But to wake up and be mad at someone about something you dreamed they did is just stupid. They didn't actually do it. You literally just made it up in your head.
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My husband has done this.... can we not make this a "woman" thing? :-*
Well, it really is, mainly, a woman thing.
I've known ladies that got all butt hurt because of a dream. I say "its a dream, I flew and spit fire. You don't see me doing that now."
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Probably because many people believe dreams (I'm not denying this, just don't personally understand how dreams work) have meaning or a reason behind them. I've had x gf's who told me they've had dreams of me cheating and those ones were gfs who actually would think I would cheat on them so maybe there is a connection to the thought and dream. Although I never did cheat on them, that type of feeling from a dream would totally come out against me during the day after.
On the other hand, I can't ever recall having a dream of a gf cheating on me and I've also never really thought any of my past gfs would do so (although I've realized after breaking up with a couple of them, that it was possible it happened).
Just went back and reread the original posts. I misread. I thought the guy told the girl that he had a dream he cheated on her. Doing that would be stupid and just asking for trouble. That'd be like me telling my GF that I had a dream her sister was giving me a blowjob. There's literally nothing to gain by having that conversation.
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Probably because many people believe dreams (I'm not denying this, just don't personally understand how dreams work) have meaning or a reason behind them. I've had x gf's who told me they've had dreams of me cheating and those ones were gfs who actually would think I would cheat on them so maybe there is a connection to the thought and dream. Although I never did cheat on them, that type of feeling from a dream would totally come out against me during the day after.
On the other hand, I can't ever recall having a dream of a gf cheating on me and I've also never really thought any of my past gfs would do so (although I've realized after breaking up with a couple of them, that it was possible it happened).
Just went back and reread the original posts. I misread. I thought the guy told the girl that he had a dream he cheated on her. Doing that would be stupid and just asking for trouble. That'd be like me telling my GF that I had a dream her sister was giving me a blowjob. There's literally nothing to gain by having that conversation.
Unless the sister gets wind of it.... ;)
Seriously, though, I'm with you Chino. There is an obligation to be honest in a relationship, but I don't think that extends to every waking - or sleeping - thought. If I got an email or text from an old girlfriend out of the blue, I'd probably say something, if only as a proactive measure. If I dreamed of that old girlfriend out of the blue, that's staying with me and my thoughts.
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So...you're saying I should tell my wife you texted me out of the blue? As a proactive measure?
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If the shoe fits.... :)
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How to Become TripAdvisor’s #1 Fake Restaurant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqPARIKHbN8)
The best prank i've seen in a while. :lol Be sure to watch the whole thing.
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:lol That was awesome.
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Found this on the webz.
(https://i.imgur.com/1jLAG0w.jpg)
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:lol
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JP's gained a little weight, but his beard looks great.
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I wonder how Mike feels about being portrayed by Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles.
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MP was the one "alter-ego" I couldn't figure out. Now that I know it's Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles,
I still don't get it.
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Maybe it's because he has a blue beard.
But the others are more obvious/better.
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JP's gained a little weight, but his beard looks great.
I think that is his pre-hibernation look. And everyone thought DT took time off in the winter for family...
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Now that I know it's Captain Feathersword from the Wiggles,
It's not. I'm not sure if Stadler was joking or just misinformed.
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Maybe it's because he has a blue beard.
But the others are more obvious/better.
That was my understanding. The pirate named "Blue Beard".
This, by the way, is the real Captain Feathersword:
(https://i.imgur.com/FRAbZb6.jpg)
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If you Google "Bluebeard", this is one of the images that comes up:
(https://i.imgur.com/BygUsVQ.jpg)
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Got it. I'm not familiar with the character, and missed that his beard is blue.
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That Bluebeard looks like a guy working a 6 year old's birthday party. That Captain Feathersword looks like.... I am not sure what he looks like.
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Captain Feathersword is awesome.
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Every picture tells a story
(https://imgur.com/2LRmFRI.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol :lol
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:lol I've sadly done something similar to that
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(https://i.imgur.com/fVsMY9P.jpg)
Me at the moment :D
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(https://i.imgur.com/IwYfOOh.jpg)
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:lol
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Yeah, that is hilarious. :lol
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/funny_four_5004.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/funny_four_5003.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ff_4978.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/ff_4973.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/IwYfOOh.jpg)
(https://imgur.com/sSRFpK4.jpg)
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"Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night."
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#MeToo!
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5th wettest in history isn't bad. I think any time you make the Top 5, you're doing alright.
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Saturday dump:
(https://i.imgur.com/HnzVgKe.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Hsskjdk.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/0w2BxU0.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CXl6dsl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/yFTBMw1.jpg)
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all lol-worthy. Nice batch Zy.
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:lol
Good way to start a monday
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/funny_four_5010.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ba/48/32/ba483204a62d8e168f884ecab2753f0f--well-well-fun-stuff.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/18/d8/80/18d880a4230c20e3e454054eb09cb43f.jpg)
(https://i.mycdn.me/image?id=865729997804&t=35&plc=WEB&tkn=*hycK5dmhXNCngI1Vs3O2EgmFiXo)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjOesfCIAAhArn.jpg)
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I don't get the one with the 3 wells, the rest are good.
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I don't get the one with the 3 wells, the rest are good.
:lolpalm:
Well. Well. Well.
Look what we have here.
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The well one took me a minute, but its good. The other's a great too.
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I don't get the one with the 3 wells, the rest are good.
:lolpalm:
Well. Well. Well.
Look what we have here.
:lolpalm: :lolpalm: Didn't get that one either :lolpalm: :lolpalm:
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:lol I feel so stupid now...
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:lol I feel so stupid now...
I wouldn't. I got it, but compared to the oblique Star Wars reference in the one with Dad torturing his kid, and the look on the kid with the blue shirt's face in the "Cocaine" one, it's a tier below on the "Funny" scale.
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(https://i.imgur.com/CXl6dsl.jpg)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/6/61/Deadpool_Vol_2_61_page_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141018182308)
Hit monkey finds much pleasure in his job.
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:lol
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540323_1688630361226150_6910483470262651899_n.jpg?oh=72f9c9bf5c3212a76a71c9cf548324d3&oe=5AEFC587)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/N6Skv2o2TNxikIKHQH3QwM2KgkeopI9I41Bw1xselO4.jpg?w=552&s=706ae1612e446066910a8d1391771459)
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540323_1688630361226150_6910483470262651899_n.jpg?oh=72f9c9bf5c3212a76a71c9cf548324d3&oe=5AEFC587)
That may be the cutest picture I've ever seen.
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(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/334/937/2d8.jpg_large)
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That is NOT the cutest picture I've ever seen.
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27540323_1688630361226150_6910483470262651899_n.jpg?oh=72f9c9bf5c3212a76a71c9cf548324d3&oe=5AEFC587)
That may be the cutest picture I've ever seen.
You've seen cuter.
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(https://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/334/937/2d8.jpg_large)
I don't get it.
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Some genius photoshopped Eric Andre's face on to Danny DeVito... And it's disturbing because I feel like any one of us could walk past this guy on a daily basis :rollin.
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(https://i.imgur.com/8TGJZjq.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol
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Seems like gifs dosen't load or work anymore?
(https://i.imgur.com/G9aoEZn.gif)
anyway:
https://i.imgur.com/G9aoEZn.gifv
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Damn... Fuck that man...
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They gonna need a bigger boat!
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Seems like gifs dosen't load or work anymore?
I don't think .gifv has ever worked here.
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Seems like gifs dosen't load or work anymore?
I don't think .gifv has ever worked here.
Weirdly enough it actually did work if you took away the "v" after .gif but apparently not anymore. I guess it's an imgur issue and not the forum.
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someone tried to break into a vehicle parked in a radio station parking lot, so naturally the station put a play-by-play over the security vid.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KFJpY7W0wA
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That is big news up here in Seattle, John Curley is a cool guy and generally well-liked, and this is indeed well-played.
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(https://i.imgur.com/zp3rNqn.jpg)
:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/aN2CSmv.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/zp3rNqn.jpg)
:lol
Not all heroes wear capes.
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Ask stupid questions, get stomped on. :lol
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This is the reason I don't use facebook. Every single interaction I would have would be like good ol' Darryl's.
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This is the reason I don't use facebook. Every single interaction I would have would be like good ol' Darryl's.
Let's not go overboard. Only a few idiots you'd respond too and you can control your feed if you like.
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I'm calling fake on that one, that's a hella old joke.
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I'm calling fake on that one, that's a hella old joke.
Oldie's can still be funnies.
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Now this is a step too far.
(https://i.imgur.com/o2xCXcx.jpg)
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Man, it's like they want people to break their legs!
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How to be Gluten Intolerant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oht9AEq1798)
and
Being a Social Justice Warrior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBdnyrzq96s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBdnyrzq96s)
I'm late to the party with this guy after the If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegetarians. Maybe it's because I work at a grocery store and deal with high schoolers/college students that act like the SJW video and customers that act like the Gluten Intolerant video, I connect with it a lot, it's just funny to me
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AwakenWithJP is one of my favorite channels.
I remember the first video I saw of his:
Essential Oils
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Ecmciv9zI&t=11s
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I loved his yoga one... with his smokin hot wife.
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(https://i.imgur.com/LzHcCNV.jpg)
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(https://imgur.com/N2jUqaA.jpg)
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(https://imgur.com/E9vi2v3.jpg)
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I think the Chuck Norris as God thing is dumb and done to death, but that's pretty funny. Perfect picture.
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Agreed. I'm over Chuck Norris, but the combination of the picture and caption was funny.
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More sad than funny.
(https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.pinterest.com/previews/GHqDxOVZ.png)
https://archive.is/SmyXs
and also
(https://i.redditmedia.com/95hjgkqS-BEjgSEzQL1ZDQ2TRuZNtJoiHGKQQeQgZCY.jpg?w=900&s=54a2d32aceb1aed1bba90e27e97a4648)
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Where's Richard Gere when you need him....
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The looks on those two's faces in that last picture are priceless. She's more than happy with the arrangement and he does a lot of masturbating. :)
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I think his face is more "I'm gonna kill this bitch slowly" than anything else
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(https://scontent.fyyz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/27867483_1297903670310959_3401240157733952522_n.jpg?oh=c453087c249ff9f232b912b937a50710&oe=5ADDECC2)
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wow the look of that chocolate :rollin
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That is incredible
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(https://i.imgur.com/VBCOPgb.jpg)
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/41/99/2f41998cf286893979abb757560fbfeb.jpg)
(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aq7514Z_460s.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ff_5039.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/ff_5040.jpg)
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Killer batch! :lol
This is amazing:
(https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aq7514Z_460s.jpg)
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Most everyone has probably seen this by now, but it's new to me so I thought I'd post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxJ4VWoeOzs
Story: an anime that did very poorly in Japan was sent to an American company to be dubbed. Instead of being given a script to follow, they were just told 'do whatever you can to make this sell so we can break even on this.' Result is the voice actors coming up with a bunch of absolutely hilarious, offensive, fourth-wall breaking shit. The above video is a compilation of some of the best moments.
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:lol Is that for real? How could they get away with that?
I hate dubs, but I actually want to watch this.
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Now, that is one hell of a Dub, :lol
That made my morning
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It is for real, and the full 20 episodes are done this way. They're definitely worth a watch.
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Primo example of don't-give-a-fuck attitude. If that got played on daytime TV for kids and they got away with it, I'd say give those guys medals.
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My ex-wife still misses me...
...but her aim is getting better!
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SD!!!!! What's up man?!
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Hello. :biggrin:
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(https://www.mgtow.com/images/sidebar/301.jpg)
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Don't mean to derail, but the most important and ultimately useful skill that you learn in school, is to complete an assigned task to the standards of the person in charge. Don't minimize that. You never realize how valuable that skill is until you've been on a crew with a large majority of people who are incapable of performing that one simple function. I'll admit that it is sad that school isn't more enriching than that, but no matter how useless the topic is, that skill is important.
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People tend to look what's important to them even though they don't realize how important school is.
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Don't mean to derail, but the most important and ultimately useful skill that you learn in school, is to complete an assigned task to the standards of the person in charge. Don't minimize that. You never realize how valuable that skill is until you've been on a crew with a large majority of people who are incapable of performing that one simple function. I'll admit that it is sad that school isn't more enriching than that, but no matter how useless the topic is, that skill is important.
Yes.
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Don't mean to derail, but the most important and ultimately useful skill that you learn in school, is to complete an assigned task to the standards of the person in charge. Don't minimize that. You never realize how valuable that skill is until you've been on a crew with a large majority of people who are incapable of performing that one simple function. I'll admit that it is sad that school isn't more enriching than that, but no matter how useless the topic is, that skill is important.
Thank you for saying that. I hate those "quippy" type jokes that do nothing but show an almost complete ignorance of the issue they're lampooning, but you nailed it. It's not that you're ACTUALLY going to need the hard dates of the Han Dynasty, but if you can learn that, you're going to be able to learn what you need to do to do your job. Believe me, I have had to absorb plenty of info that wasn't "my passion" or whatever the cute buzzword is they use on reality TV these days. Probably the worst thing we ever did was teach our kids that we should only "do what we LOVE!" and "find our PASSION!" We do what the job calls for, period. Sometimes it's being a rock star, sometimes it's being a janitor.
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Piling on to the unfunnies, while I agree with all this, once we get to a certain level, we need to trim the fat, so to speak, on what we are requiring students to learn. When I was studying engineering in college (before I failed miserably) I was in 100% engineering-related classes (math, sciences, etc...), I wasn't forced to spend even more of my student loans on Gothic Architecture or 18th Century British poets. I was in school to become an engineer, that is what I wanted to spend my money on, that is what my studies should have focused on. When I transferred schools and changed majors, I was required to take many classes outside my major (geological sciences) in order to fulfill my credit requirements. This included classes in drama, Greek literature, and French. We bemoan the cost of education, and then force students to take these classes that are a massive waste of time and money.
It's not that you're ACTUALLY going to need the hard dates of the Han Dynasty, but if you can learn that, you're going to be able to learn what you need to do to do your job.
The rest of your post is aces, but this just isn't true. Just because you can learn A, you aren't necessarily going to learn B. You need to develop the skill of learning, but you got to know your limitations as well. /DirtyHarry
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Not really funny but of course there's a North Korean cheering squad at the olympics.
https://youtu.be/SVvXfuS5eyY
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Not really funny but of course there's a North Korean cheering squad at the olympics.
https://youtu.be/SVvXfuS5eyY
The dude in white just learned to clap last week.
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Not really funny but of course there's a North Korean cheering squad at the olympics.
https://youtu.be/SVvXfuS5eyY
The dude in white just learned to clap last week.
That one lone guy out of sync :rollin
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I have to object to the potato hate. I don't condone that at all.
:)
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:lol
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Now that's funny.
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As an Australian, I can't figure out how Americans think that joke is supposed to work. :dunno:
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I'm Australian too! :lol
I think it's more of a tone joke than it is an accent joke, like, the idea that such a serious statement is followed by such a casual one. Though yeah, now that you mention it, the accent thing doesn't really make sense.
Idk, I thought it was funny :dunno:
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For valentines day the local drama society put on a production of XXX Roman plays. Thought it sounded rather sexy, so I bought a ticket.
It was just 30 plays.
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As an Australian, I can't figure out how Americans think that joke is supposed to work. :dunno:
To some Americans, "day" sounds like "die" when spoken with an Australian accent.
Did you come here today?
Nah Mate, came 'ere yesterday
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To some Americans, "day" sounds like "die" when spoken with an Australian accent.
Did you come here today?
Nah Mate, came 'ere yesterday
I get the joke (at least what it's supposed to be), it just doesn't work imo, because the way we say "day" sounds nothing like "die" in a US accent. :dunno:
But anyway, sorry to put a damper on the funnies.
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Sorry, I thought you said you couldn't figure out how the joke was supposed to work.
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I meant don't get it phonetically, not as in I don't get jokes. :tup But thanks for the clarification anyway. I'm sure we've all seen jokes in this thread we didn't get until it was explained.
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Since you're a native speaker, the accent thing doesn't work; you won't hear it. But as an American, I said it out loud and immediately heard the cliché Aussie accent, and chuckled.
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But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
Maybe the difference is that I'm only familiar with real Australian accents, not the apparent "cliche" you've been exposed to, wherever that's from. :dunno:
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You don't have Outback Steak House commercials in Australia? ???
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You don't have Outback Steak House commercials in Australia? ???
That reminds me. Apparently there's some kind of strange onion thing they have there they pass off as Australian? I saw someone joke about it being on our country's flag the other day and had no idea wtf it was. :lol
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But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
And that's why you don't hear it. Your brain "corrects" what it hears automatically. To us, "day" and "die" do in fact sound very similar. But you know that they're completely different words and thus hear them differently.
Also, there's no such thing as an "American accent." This country is large enough that there are countless regional accents. Folks from one part of the country always think folks from another part of the country speak differently. As I understand it, the closest thing to a "neutral" American accent is the Midwest dialect. Very bland, practically boring, without many distinctive vowel affectations which characterize Southern, or New England, or even West Coast.
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Also, there's no such thing as an "American accent." This country is large enough that there are countless regional accents. Folks from one part of the country always think folks from another part of the country speak differently. As I understand it, the closest thing to a "neutral" American accent is the Midwest dialect. Very bland, practically boring, without many distinctive vowel affectations which characterize Southern, or New England, or even West Coast.
I know, and I did originally write "accents" but figured it was unnecessary. We know them all. I probably know your accents better than ours actually. Apparently we have regional accents, but I've never heard or noticed any difference. But we don't get a lot of stuff from around the country like you do with the US, so maybe there's some bumfuck Australian accent that actually does work for this joke that I'm unaware of. That would be somewhat ironic.
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Also, there's no such thing as an "American accent." This country is large enough that there are countless regional accents. Folks from one part of the country always think folks from another part of the country speak differently. As I understand it, the closest thing to a "neutral" American accent is the Midwest dialect. Very bland, practically boring, without many distinctive vowel affectations which characterize Southern, or New England, or even West Coast.
I know, and I did originally write "accents" but figured it was unnecessary. We know them all. I probably know your accents better than ours actually. Apparently we have regional accents, but I've never heard or noticed any difference. But we don't get a lot of stuff from around the country like you do with the US, so maybe there's some bumfuck Australian accent that actually does work for this joke that I'm unaware of. That would be somewhat ironic.
I picture Blob talking like R2D2. It's more fun that way.
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You don't have Outback Steak House commercials in Australia? ???
That reminds me. Apparently there's some kind of strange onion thing they have there they pass off as Australian? I saw someone joke about it being on our country's flag the other day and had no idea wtf it was. :lol
I don't think any of their stuff is being passed off as Australian. Much like Chuck E Cheese isn't trying to pass of their pizza as being made from or inspired by rats. They're just theme restaurants. And while I've never actually been inside an Outback Steakhouse, the giant fried onion is a pretty tasty thing.
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But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
And that's why you don't hear it. Your brain "corrects" what it hears automatically. To us, "day" and "die" do in fact sound very similar. But you know that they're completely different words and thus hear them differently.
Also, there's no such thing as an "American accent." This country is large enough that there are countless regional accents. Folks from one part of the country always think folks from another part of the country speak differently. As I understand it, the closest thing to a "neutral" American accent is the Midwest dialect. Very bland, practically boring, without many distinctive vowel affectations which characterize Southern, or New England, or even West Coast.
I'm very familiar with the southern accent in general - my uncle and his family have lived in Savannah, GA for decades - but when I moved to Atlanta, I had to do a fair amount of work in south Atlanta. I was a project manager doing work for the City of Atlanta, and had to meet with my client rep weekly. I am not exaggerating one bit when I say that I needed my site manager (he was from Buffalo, but had relocated to the south about 10 years before I did) to act as a translator. The client rep (an awesome, and very smart, African American man) spoke rather softly with a very southern accent, and used a lot of deep south cultural references in his speech, and as such, to me was virtually incomprehensible.
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You don't have Outback Steak House commercials in Australia? ???
That reminds me. Apparently there's some kind of strange onion thing they have there they pass off as Australian? I saw someone joke about it being on our country's flag the other day and had no idea wtf it was. :lol
I don't think any of their stuff is being passed off as Australian. Much like Chuck E Cheese isn't trying to pass of their pizza as being made from or inspired by rats. They're just theme restaurants. And while I've never actually been inside an Outback Steakhouse, the giant fried onion is a pretty tasty thing.
If I lived in the Dallas area, I wouldn't set foot in an Outback either. It's not bad, in fact it's pretty good, but a dedicated "steakhouse" kills it on every level (especially when you factor in the cost). Outback ain't cheap up here.
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But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
Maybe the difference is that I'm only familiar with real Australian accents, not the apparent "cliche" you've been exposed to, wherever that's from. :dunno:
And I have never uttered the word aboot. ;D
I can understand - and have personally heard - how a heavy stereotypical Aussie accent would be applicable in the case of this meme.
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But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
Maybe the difference is that I'm only familiar with real Australian accents, not the apparent "cliche" you've been exposed to, wherever that's from. :dunno:
And I have never uttered the word aboot. ;D
You're right. You actually say "abote". :biggrin:
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Ask jingle about him mocking my Boston accent. He's a hoser.
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Chuck E Cheese isn't trying to pass of their pizza as being made from or inspired by rats.
I'm not so sure about that....
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Ask jingle about him mocking my Boston accent. He's a hoser.
I'm wicked ahsum!
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Ask jingle about him mocking my Boston accent. He's a hoser.
I'm wicked ahsum!
:lol
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But I know very well what an American accent sounds like, and I know very well what an Australian accent sounds like.
Maybe the difference is that I'm only familiar with real Australian accents, not the apparent "cliche" you've been exposed to, wherever that's from. :dunno:
And I have never uttered the word aboot. ;D
You're right. You actually say "abote". :biggrin:
I think it's actually "abo-ute." There's a pronunciation of both vowels in the word that just happens very quickly. At least that's how it was explained to me.
A few years ago we went to see the great Rik Emmett. Telling one of his stories he said 'aboot' and brought the house down. He stopped in the middle of a sentence for a couple of seconds, bewildered at what was so funny before it clicked. He laughed about it and threw out a "well excuse the fuck out of me, Y'ALL!" and went on with his story. Down here it sticks out like a sore thumb. No way to not hear it.
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At least we're making progress - pronounced "proe-gress" - in this thread.
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Pro-gress actually makes perfect sense. I give that point to the Brits.
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*Takes point*
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Also, why are you b****rds discussing linguistics when I made a perfectly terrible pun on the previous page that has gone ignored?
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I, for one, felt it stood on its own merits. :)
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Priorities
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Eh, I'd probably have been looking at the girl behind her for my part.
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Also, why are you b****rds discussing linguistics when I made a perfectly terrible pun on the previous page that has gone ignored?
dON'T h**kin swaer
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Carol!
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Carol wanted to spice things up in the bedroom. Now she can't even see the bedroom. Always wear safety goggles.
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Dammit Carol.
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Friggin' Carol, man. Women.
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Someone attached bird food to a keyboard and connected it to a twitter account. The posts were predictable
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The poor bastard, that expression alone is priceless :lol
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That's awesome :lol
And honestly, there's never anything simple about it :eyebrows:
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Dude is a legend...
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fake-book-covers-nyc-subway-prank-scott-rogowsky/ (https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fake-book-covers-nyc-subway-prank-scott-rogowsky/)
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Fan-fucking-tastic!
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That's awesome :lol
And honestly, there's never anything simple about it :eyebrows:
I'm far from an expert on the subject, but wouldn't the first step be to lose the underwear? If you wanted to simply the act, that'd be a pretty good place to start.
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That's awesome :lol
And honestly, there's never anything simple about it :eyebrows:
I'm far from an expert on the subject, but wouldn't the first step be to lose the underwear? If you wanted to simply the act, that'd be a pretty good place to start.
Or rip them off.
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That's awesome :lol
And honestly, there's never anything simple about it :eyebrows:
I'm far from an expert on the subject, but wouldn't the first step be to lose the underwear? If you wanted to simply the act, that'd be a pretty good place to start.
It's all part of the dance, my friend.
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Dude is a legend...
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fake-book-covers-nyc-subway-prank-scott-rogowsky/ (https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-fake-book-covers-nyc-subway-prank-scott-rogowsky/)
Some of those are hilarious. That's my kind of humor. I don't know how he keeps a straight face, though I imagine that's like catnip for some ladies; that woman looking at him with the "101 Penis Lengthening Tips" (On the go!) seemed to be pleasantly amused.
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It's a strange kind of humor. You go out into the world and do things that you know (or presume) will get attention, but you yourself have to maintain composure, feign obliviousness to it all. But secretly, you're getting off on how ridiculous it all is, and therein lies the humor.
I used to do a lot of stuff like that, just do wacky shit and chuckle to myself at the imagined responses. Then I kinda got tired of never actually getting to see/hear those responses or even find out if there were any. No real payoff, it seemed. I was doing it for my own amusement, and I guess I just moved onto other things.
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It's a strange kind of humor. You go out into the world and do things that you know (or presume) will get attention, but you yourself have to maintain composure, feign obliviousness to it all. But secretly, you're getting off on how ridiculous it all is, and therein lies the humor.
I used to do a lot of stuff like that, just do wacky shit and chuckle to myself at the imagined responses. Then I kinda got tired of never actually getting to see/hear those responses or even find out if there were any. No real payoff, it seemed. I was doing it for my own amusement, and I guess I just moved onto other things.
You need to film EVERYTHING, like it seems this generation does. I know I couldn't (I can't) live under that level of scrutiny.
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Stealing this to sent it to my brother lol
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:rollin
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Godzilla on the right, but who's that on the left with the "broccoli"?
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It's King Kong vs Godzilla, 1962.
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I thought so, but man, King Kong looks really bad. I mean, these movies are all pretty campy, and there's no getting around the fact that they're guys in suits, but I've seen that one and didn't remember King Kong looking like a mud monster.
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Maybe it looked worse in particular here because it was an action shot, and also maybe the angle. Or maybe it just looks that shit throughout. Dudes in suits and all.
Besides the original, I haven't seen most of the pre-1985 Godzilla movies, but I've seen all of them after that. No King Kong in those though. :-\
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I can never remember a movie with these 2 giant ape like monsters, one orange who ate people and another that protected people and they has a battle to the finish in the ocean at the end. They had they loud chirp noise as well.
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Let me know when you figure out what it is, because I would watch that. :lol
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Let me know when you figure out what it is, because I would watch that. :lol
:lol
I found it!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Gargantuas
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Yeah, I remember seeing that one. Good stuff. :tup
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Let me know when you figure out what it is, because I would watch that. :lol
:lol
I found it!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_of_the_Gargantuas
"The film is a sequel to the 1965 film Frankenstein Conquers the World"
:lol
I'm in, but obviously I'll have to watch the first movie so I know all of the finer plot points.
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Maybe it looked worse in particular here because it was an action shot, and also maybe the angle. Or maybe it just looks that shit throughout. Dudes in suits and all.
Besides the original, I haven't seen most of the pre-1985 Godzilla movies, but I've seen all of them after that. No King Kong in those though. :-\
I'm the opposite, I suppose. I've seen most of the old ones like Mothra, Gamora, Ghidorah, and of course the original Godzilla and the horrible Son of Godzilla, but the newer ones don't do much for me. They're just generic monster movies and one of them is named Godzilla.
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Maybe it looked worse in particular here because it was an action shot, and also maybe the angle. Or maybe it just looks that shit throughout. Dudes in suits and all.
Besides the original, I haven't seen most of the pre-1985 Godzilla movies, but I've seen all of them after that. No King Kong in those though. :-\
I'm the opposite, I suppose. I've seen most of the old ones like Mothra, Gamora, Ghidorah, and of course the original Godzilla and the horrible Son of Godzilla, but the newer ones don't do much for me. They're just generic monster movies and one of them is named Godzilla.
I don't see how they're much different to most of the 60s/70s ones (besides the original), it's just a different era. Well, the Millennium ones from Godzilla 2000 onwards are mostly pretty bad, but the Heisei era I will defend.
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Those dolls are getting crazy realistic.
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Those dolls are getting crazy realistic.
Better looking than 80% of DTF's girls? Lol. My hand is cheaper.
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Those dolls are getting crazy realistic.
Better looking than 80% of DTF's girls? Lol. My hand is cheaper.
4 out of 5 people isn't that many :hat
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Those dolls are getting crazy realistic.
Better looking than 80% of DTF's girls? Lol. My hand is cheaper.
4 out of 5 people isn't that many :hat
:lol. Free Porn and 5 minutes and I'm good.
Yes, I'm old, lol
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Man, how demoralizing must it be cleaning one of those things up after you, um, finish with it.
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Man, how demoralizing must it be cleaning one of those things up after you, um, finish with it.
You're supposed to clean them?
BRB
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Man, how demoralizing must it be cleaning one of those things up after you, um, finish with it.
What, you don't like donut glaze? :lol
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Not only is the hand cheaper, but WAY less stress and way more satisfying honestly. With my ex I was constantly worried about the condom breaking, coming off or whatever. There was always that anxiety and I couldn't completely enjoy myself. And now a days, you have to have lawyer in the room to make sure you're not accused of anything and I'm not into show and tell ;). None of that with the hand.
I don't know if I can ever bring myself to get a doll though. We'll see I guess. I'm not totally ruling it out, but as king said, the hand gets the job done and is fiscally responsible. So it really just comes down to cost/benefit analysis.
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Not one did I worry about a condom breaking. I was in the moment.
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Not one did I worry about a condom breaking. I was in the moment.
You WERE the moment
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Not one did I worry about a condom breaking. I was in the moment.
You WERE the moment
I didn't know king was the physical embodiment of time.
The more you know
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Chad is right. What is a condom? I have those up 26 years ago. :lol
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Not one did I worry about a condom breaking. I was in the moment.
You WERE the moment
I didn't know king was the physical embodiment of time.
The more you know
Knowing is 1/2 the battle.
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Chad is right.
I'll take "Things Seldom Heard in the Jingle Household" for $400, Alex.
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Not one did I worry about a condom breaking. I was in the moment.
You WERE the moment
I didn't know king was the physical embodiment of time.
The more you know
It has a mind and a time traveling machine of it's own.
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Chad is right.
I'll take "Things Seldom Heard in the Jingle Household" for $400, Alex.
Savor the moment. *clink*
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Original version:
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Wild dingo eating a shark. Australia. Not. Even. Once.
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Wild dingo eating a shark. Australia. Not. Even. Once.
How dare you insinuate that about our country.
Our wildlife is way tougher than that. Eating a shark? Pathetic.
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Boy I hope this one is fake, lol
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Must be the most frustrating thing ever to have to fight with your own reflection, luckily few people reach a state like this guy:
https://gfycat.com/SparklingPeacefulAtlanticridleyturtle
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Damn... I hope he was hammered (then it's funny) and not due to some form of dementia (cuz then it's sad).
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I'm guessing dementia, mainly because even I've never been that hammered, and I'm in the drinking hall of fame.
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I'm guessing dementia, mainly because even I've never been that hammered, and I'm in the drinking hall of fame.
Frst ballot?
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I'm going with hopped up on goofballs. Dude's got pretty good balance to be that drunk, and it doesn't look like dementia to me. I like that he was so courteous to his adversary, though. Twice he stepped aside and waved him on.
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I'm guessing dementia, mainly because even I've never been that hammered, and I'm in the drinking hall of fame.
I'll second the drinking part. If he's drunk then...forget side affects, life choices or alcoholism, that's just impressive on a scale of the human body's adaptivity.
I can't say I've seen someone with dementia act that way (two grandparents, now) but who knows. He doesn't look too old though, and it looks like some security of sorts hauls him off at the end so I'm gonna guess that he's fucked up on some serious stuff.
Didn't touch my funny bone one bit but it's interesting...
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Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake? Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.
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Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake? Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.
I don't know if you subscribe to Youtube channels or not, but I follow this really awesome guy called Captain Disillusion. He's a video making whiz who breaks down a lot of viral videos frame by frame and tears them apart. Turns out many of them are sponsored and created by studios for anywhere from $50K-$150K. There was a viral video a while ago that featured this guy doing all kinds of tricks with a tape measure at a construction site. It turns out a window company funded the filming of it and the CGI work ('twas fake) and just made sure one of their windows and logo was in every shot.
He does some really cool stuff. Check him out.
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Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake? Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.
I don't know if you subscribe to Youtube channels or not, but I follow this really awesome guy called Captain Disillusion. He's a video making whiz who breaks down a lot of viral videos frame by frame and tearing them apart. Turns out many of them are sponsored and created by studios for anywhere from $50K-$150K. There was a viral video a while ago that featured this guy doing all kinds of tricks with a tape measure at a construction site. It turns out a window company funded the filming of it and the CGI work ('twas fake) and just made sure one of their windows and logo was in every shot.
He does some really cool stuff. Check him out.
God damn I really hate people sometimes. It was nice to see Instagram, or maybe it was the FCC or whatever, requiring people to disclose in their posts if they are a paid spokesperson for whatever product they are talking about. As opposed to pitching some face cream or whatever in the guise that they actually use it on their own accord.
I have been puzzled and gone on many a rant about creating viral content. I guess I'm just too old to get (at the ripe age of 33).
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Am I way too cynical that I kinda think most of these things are fake? Maybe not that guy in particular, but I think "viral videos" are such a thing now that there are enough people that aren't going to wait until the funny comes to them, they're going to go to the funny.
That definitely crossed my mind too. It looks pretty legit though with the way that the people around him are acting but...maybe they're doing just that, acting.
I wouldn't say it's cynical by today's standards. Though I struggle to think of how this would benefit any company, and this guy surely doesn't seem like the Youtube type, so that's where I threw the idea out.
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(https://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/friendzone-fault-chump.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/jmutH.jpg)
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(https://pics.me.me/kron-kron4-news-kron4news-students-claim-square-root-symbol-looks-31171332.png)
https://www.miamiherald.com/article201604224.html
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At least we're finally getting to the root of gun violence. Looking it square in the face and saying that this no longer adds up.
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“The student used extremely poor judgment in making the comment, but in light of the actual circumstances, there was clearly no evidence to support criminal charges,”
Uh, how 'bout there's no basis to support criminal charges. Christ, what if the kid's folks were lawful gun owners?
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Excellent! :lol
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That is so true for so many people and situations that it makes me wince.
A mental line drawn that almost no one like that can see or separate.
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You could easily put an arrow to the guy that says "Stadler" and an arrow to the girl that says "Mrs. Stadler".
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(https://i.imgur.com/0YJLlqE.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/0YJLlqE.gif)
I sooo want this to be real.
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(https://i.imgur.com/dqsVv53.gif)
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:rollin :rollin
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But the birds don't seem too impressed. ;D
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I just had to pick Mrs. P up off of the floor after watching that! She's got tears running down her face.
:lol
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IF I had a 2 foot "trunk" I would act like that too.
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(https://i.imgur.com/0YJLlqE.gif)
I sooo want this to be real.
Me too. That's a good one.
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https://youtu.be/VcrwJXAGqwg
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(https://i.imgur.com/22TyDJC.jpg)
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^^^ that's amazing :lol
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This is real. I just took this picture at a Hallmark store. No joke.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x700q90/924/X1M4uP.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/poX1M4uPj)
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This is real. I just took this picture at a Hallmark store. No joke.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x700q90/924/X1M4uP.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/poX1M4uPj)
Hallmark store? Man-card in danger of revocation...... :)
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On the contrary, if you walk into a Hallmark with your head held high and your chest out and walk out the same after taking a picture of a stretchy phallic toy, your man card just went platinum. :hat
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Should i make you feel bad that I was there to get a bereavement card for an employee who's father passed away?
Also, you've got to go there it you have a chick in your life.
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Should i make you feel bad that I was there to get a bereavement card for an employee who's father passed away?
Also, you've got to go there it you have a chick in your life.
Yikes.....carry on, I'll be over at the fabric store..
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:lol
Hey, all good. Funny thing is my wife bought me a stainless steel cup for my beer in there that's kick ass. It has a built in bottle opener. I would never guess that would be in there.
As well as a banana stress relief toy. Look at the hand placement! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/UjNLfEJ.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/UjNLfEJ.jpg)
I've always wanted that on a Tee shirt.
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In 2018, there is no such thing as gender.
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I am not sexist. I kinda like going to the Hallmark Store because the babes that work there are all smoking hot.
(Sorry, Tricia)
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I don't care for the "oppressive"; there's no need for that, but I struggle with the notion that somehow "gender roles" in and of themselves are bad. I mean, simple biology says that there are things that a woman can do that a man can't and vice versa, and more importantly, if you adhere to the "do your job" philosophy of leaders like Bill Belichick, that's to be celebrated and embraced, not rejected.
I know in my house, there is NEVER the conversation of "that's a woman's job" or "that's a man's job". But we DO have our tasks. I am not allowed to touch laundry. My wife steers clear of the cars. But we both do the cleaning. I do 95% of the cooking (I work out of the house, she works about 40 minutes from us; she has a hot, home-cooked meal waiting for her at least 4 nights per week). She does 90% of the Christmas shopping and stuff.
Now, I get that it's very easy to confuse "gender" and "sex" (characterizing the former as being more behavioral, the latter as being more biological) but still. Research is still evolving; we know that some indications are that NUMBER of parents is more important than the sex/gender of the parents, but more research is necessary. I do know that "memes" aren't the ticket to better understanding.
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I basically hate gender stereotypes, especially those that involve husband/wife roles and "duties", because in my house, they're reversed. If something's broken, I fix it right away because I paid for the damned thing and I'm not getting anything out of it if it isn't working. That's simple economics. If she breaks something, it may take a while longer, but that's only because she doesn't tell me it needs fixing; I'm expected to use E.S.P. or just "notice" that it's broken and jump right on it.
If it were up to her, the house would never be clean. I vacuum, I do the laundry, I do the dishwasher. Why? Because we have kids. I lived in multiple situations with all male roommates before we got married; I have no problem living in an unclean house. If my wife wants to live in a filthy house, I would probably let her, but since the kids also live there, I clean the house.
And so on, and so on. Fuck gender stereotypes and male/female roles. Go with whatever works, and it's none of anyone else's damned business.
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There's a weird misconception that if women do anything that falls under a stereotypical woman's role, it's bad and vice versa.
Truth is, as Orbert said, go with what works. If the girl is just really great a cooking and the dude sucks, then celebrate that. If the girl prefers doing the laundry because Stadler screws it up (like he does everything else in life), then celebrate that. The problem is when we're doing it BECAUSE of the stereotype and not because we want to. When a man tells a woman that she is supposed to cook/clean, that's not good. When a woman tells me a man he has to be good at fixing things, then that's an issue.
Like me. I love baking etc. So when I'm in a relationship, I'm usually doing the baking/cooking, and some of the cleaning. My girlfriend (when I have one) does other stuff. We do what we naturally do. Sometimes it conforms to stereotypes, other times it doesn't.
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I used to cook a lot more, earlier in our marriage. I was a professional cook for years, and I like to cook. Through forces beyond our control, I became the sole income, so it made sense that some roles and duties shift a bit. She now does all the cooking, not because it's "her job" but because I'm at work all day and she's home. It just makes sense that her contributions to the partnership take a different form.
(She still doesn't clean the house. Whatever. You choose your battles.)
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It took a little time but my wife can now use the snow blower. I borrowed my neighbor's wood splitter last year and she was enthralled with it. I think she liked the power. :lol
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The problem is when we're doing it BECAUSE of the stereotype and not because we want to. When a man tells a woman that she is supposed to cook/clean, that's not good. When a woman tells me a man he has to be good at fixing things, then that's an issue.
But I would argue that - absent just personal preference in what you're looking for in a mate - if a man is telling a woman that she is SUPPOSED to [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem. When a woman tells me a man has to be good at [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem. I don't know that it's necessarily tied to "gender stereotypes" as much as it is relationship power dynamics. Maybe it's me, but I'm not looking for a "yes-woman" (except when asked about how huge I am) or a servant. I want a PARTNER who's going to contribute to the relationship in the best possible way for her, for me, and for us.
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The problem is when we're doing it BECAUSE of the stereotype and not because we want to. When a man tells a woman that she is supposed to cook/clean, that's not good. When a woman tells me a man he has to be good at fixing things, then that's an issue.
But I would argue that - absent just personal preference in what you're looking for in a mate - if a man is telling a woman that she is SUPPOSED to [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem. When a woman tells me a man has to be good at [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem. I don't know that it's necessarily tied to "gender stereotypes" as much as it is relationship power dynamics. Maybe it's me, but I'm not looking for a "yes-woman" (except when asked about how huge I am) or a servant. I want a PARTNER who's going to contribute to the relationship in the best possible way for her, for me, and for us.
Well yea, but we were discussing gender stereotypes, so it was in that context.
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The problem is when we're doing it BECAUSE of the stereotype and not because we want to. When a man tells a woman that she is supposed to cook/clean, that's not good. When a woman tells me a man he has to be good at fixing things, then that's an issue.
But I would argue that - absent just personal preference in what you're looking for in a mate - if a man is telling a woman that she is SUPPOSED to [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem. When a woman tells me a man has to be good at [insert ANYTHING] it's a problem. I don't know that it's necessarily tied to "gender stereotypes" as much as it is relationship power dynamics. Maybe it's me, but I'm not looking for a "yes-woman" (except when asked about how huge I am) or a servant. I want a PARTNER who's going to contribute to the relationship in the best possible way for her, for me, and for us.
Well yea, but we were discussing gender stereotypes, so it was in that context.
See, I screwed that up too.
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I completely disagree. You did beautifully.
Dammit, what?
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I completely disagree. You did beautifully.
Dammit, what?
Crazy like a fox. Adami: checkers. Stadler: chess.
:) :-*
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More like Stadler: Chess. Adami: 3D chess from Star Trek.
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In 2018, there is no such thing as gender.
:hat
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:metal
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Damnit guys I came here to laugh, not to think!
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Damnit guys I came here to laugh, not to think!
"Stadler was here"
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Seriously...sucked the funny right out of it...
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:rollin
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So good... Stealing...
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(https://i.imgur.com/et8tEMu.jpg)
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I was thinking more 'Introduction to Jazz.'
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That's hilarious Zydar :lol Good one
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I"ll take "oppressive gender stereotypes for 200 Alex"....never mind, see previous page.....
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Oh my god :rollin
John Wick would legit do pretty well on the team. I could see him teaming up with Black Widow.
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(https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/XJDenton/wickthanos.png)
better version...
(https://gagnova.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/john-wick-will-kill-thanos-with-a-pencil-with-a-fng-pencil.jpg)
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:clap:
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So now I'm confused which one of those came first. If the comic strip came first, then some poor fool that wants to leave his mark on the meme game decided to transcribe the dialogue from the comic into this much funnier format, and attach a picture of Key or Peele (what, I'm supposed to know which is which?) to really drive home the funny. Or the meme came first, and some poor fool thought it was something worthy of a true representation in comic form, thus making an internet meme inspiring... :facepalm:
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Overthinkin' it, dude. Just drop a :rollin and move on.
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Overthinkin' it, dude. Just drop a :rollin and move on.
Something something Neo in that cat movie LOLZ :rollin
:biggrin:
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:lol
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Overthinkin' it, dude. Just drop a :rollin and move on.
The ":rollin" would require it to be funny, though, no? :) ;)
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(https://i.imgur.com/et8tEMu.jpg)
Random comment, that's what the last 2 years of my Master's was about, seriously.
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So you have your degree in Women. Good luck there. :lol
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So you have your degree in Women. Good luck there. :lol
I'd hate to see the continuing education required to keep current.
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So you have your degree in Women. Good luck there. :lol
I'd hate to see the continuing education required to keep current.
What about the cost of keeping up with the textbook? Introduction to Female Psychology v37.446(3/3/18c)
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(https://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/funny-men-vs-women-buttons.jpg)
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Firstly, I couldn't imagine making a post like this on Facebook, and I couldn't pull the trigger on my reply, but I really wanted to.
(https://www.wpapu.com/images/FB01.jpg)
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:lol
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:rollin
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Sometimes you can go for it. Depends on how much you like the person who posted it, whether or not they deserved it, how much you give a shit about what others think, or any number of other factors.
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Overthinkin' it, dude. Just drop a :rollin and move on.
The ":rollin" would require it to be funny, though, no? :) ;)
(https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/english51.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/9eQ1J1q.jpg)
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:tup
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:lol I love youdontsurf memes
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Prog Rock Bands Portrayed by Spongebob (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Ua4ZbQHrk)
That last one... :rollin
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HOWTOBASIC FACE REVEAL
https://youtu.be/JSXGagNzNLw
Holy shit this is fucking awesome :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/y5D9THO.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2oXpuFa.jpg)
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Those are great :lol
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Wow. I used to date one of those candles.
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A good friend of mine had a picture of cupcakes that were frosted in such a way as to give the same effect. It was awesome.
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(https://i.imgur.com/ph4TKDK.gif)
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Don't know exactly where to put this....but it's "funny" how accurate it is. Written on 12/20/1999
(https://i.imgur.com/H9wUHPV.jpg)
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Not bad.
My friend Ken was telling me one time about a conversation he had back in the 80's, when CDs were first coming out and 5.25" floppies were giving way to 3.5" disks that held twice as much.
He said that one day, you'll have a computer chip with your entire music collection on it, and some kind of thing that can play it. Ken then held up his iPod with a 32GB SSD, basically a chip, for emphasis. At only 32GB, it wasn't his entire collection, but for a lot of people I'm sure it's plenty.
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Moore's Law
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Yep.
I've always been a sci-fi nerd, and recently having been re-reading some of my faves from Asimov and others. It's always impressive how many "visions of the future" have come to pass, and just as impressive (in a humorous way) how many "misses" there are. Characters from stories written in the 1950's have viewers at home upon which they can watch their favorite "bookfilms". A hit for predicting home video, and a miss for not realizing that film would not be the medium at that point. For that matter, The Jetsons had videoteleconferencing. The only "miss" was that it's an upgrade of the phone, not their PC, although that line gets blurrier all the time, too.
In 1999, PDAs were hot, cell phones were gaining traction, and personal audio players had already been around a while. It wouldn't really have been a stretch to imagine them all being combined in a single device, but the level of detail this guy got is pretty impressive.
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Don't know exactly where to put this....but it's "funny" how accurate it is. Written on 12/20/1999
(https://i.imgur.com/H9wUHPV.jpg)
I can't find the original interview, but in 1973 James Burke predicted that every child would have their own computer allowing them to connect with all the information of the world. Much more prescient, he predicted that massive databanks would collect everybody's personal information, concurrent with a change in society where people were quite happy to give up all of their personal details for the sake of convenience and interconnectedness. The dude not only predicted personal computers but the internet and Facebook, with their resulting change in behaviors.
So take that, David Garrold!
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Ok some might not find this funny so be aware.
https://youtu.be/5I3iNr1myG4
That almost cartoony scream followed by "Thanks alot" made me chuckle quite a bit. He's alright though, nothing happend but some scratches. It just sounds way worse.
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Jesus fuck. :rollin :lol
That's great. Only because it wasn't bad at all though. Truly sounds like a torture scene in a hollywood film if not for the THANKS ALOT.
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Yea that's what made it so funny to me, the "thanks alot" sounded so out of place. :lol
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Ok some might not find this funny so be aware.
https://youtu.be/5I3iNr1myG4
That almost cartoony scream followed by "Thanks alot" made me chuckle quite a bit. He's alright though, nothing happend but some scratches. It just sounds way worse.
Yeah, I'm removing either the audio or the explanation that he wasn't actually hurt. Maybe change it to a compound fracture of the tibia or something.
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That voice is quite priceless. On a sidenote, people who cut the corner like that have been my pet peeve the last few weeks driving, had a few almost clip my front. Very annoying...
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I need to buy this guy a beer....
Chef butchers deer in counter protest to vegans protesting at his restaurant...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukI0pxDqmo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukI0pxDqmo)
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I need to buy this guy a beer....
Chef butchers deer in counter protest to vegans protesting at his restaurant...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukI0pxDqmo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukI0pxDqmo)
Brilliant! "She felt Hunter had been taunting the group"
(https://media.makeameme.org/created/ya-think.jpg)
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Did a robot read that report? Lol
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That's hilarious :lol
When I worked in hospitality people would love to try and extort free stuff out of us by threatening to give a bad review. I have 4200 reservations a month, take your review and shove it up your ass.
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YES. Love it. :heart
I say this knowing that I might offend someone and need to let it be known that not a single shit is given, so please use your chainmail if your skin is tracing-paper-thin.
Anyone that uses any kind of umbrella encompassing consumer review site (Yelp, Trip Advisor, etc.) as anything more than a very quick, skewed overview (from a long distance) of a restaurant (barring few exceptions, less than most circumstances, but they exist, both on the good side and bad) is a doofus dingus. Anyone that reviews the restaurant on said sites as if they're the most world renowned connoisseur writing a review for *insert highly popular foodie mag/blog/whatever* is a connoisseur indeed...of ass eating.
I see so many reviews that are filled with misinformation (it's truly incredible to read someone's pompous as all hell review and in the same review they talk about a red wine, calling it a Pinot Grigio), flat out cuntyness, and straight up ignorance; sometimes the polar opposite by giving a great review for the wrong reasons, like that they got a meal comped off because it was shit and then gave it five stars for the manager doing so. It's 99% steaming bullshit and 1% legit, unbiased, useful information. It's probably less than 1%. If you know how to read them and what you're reading, it can be good. Most people don't, and most use it as a pedestal to make themselves feel like they're not tiny ants instead of giving an actual review. It's great when you read a good review though; but that's like trying to find a needle in a...cesspool. That has zombies piranhas that are trying to eat you all the while. And the ground outside of the cesspool is lava. And then you found out the ruler of this cesspool-lava-land kingdom is O'doyl.
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(https://i.imgur.com/YrrMS7B.gif)
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fuck, that fish is cooler than I'll ever be
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This is extremely cool.
Never knew that fish could be trained at all, so a part of me wants to cry "fake".
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Took me a while to get it ... I was ... distracted ...
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I thought the joke was that they cropped out the fat friend. Took me forever to notice what was up. :lol
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Guess I'm slow today......is it the resemblance to a certain Christmas gift song?
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Guess I'm slow today......is it the resemblance to a certain Christmas gift song?
I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas?
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Guess I'm slow today......is it the resemblance to a certain Christmas gift song?
I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas?
Contest_Sanity, this is not P/R :biggrin:
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I still don't get it. ???
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No idea what the humor is but I wholeheartedly approve of the gal on the left.
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This is extremely cool.
Never knew that fish could be trained at all, so a part of me wants to cry "fake".
I think it's less about "training" than setting up the circumstance to accommodate the natural behavior of the fish. My opinion only.
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I don't get the humor either, but a) I agree with el Barto, b) the girl on the right looks a lot like my ex-wife (albeit 25 years ago) and c) all the dudes in the back seem to be the same guy. That still doesn't explain the joke, but still...
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I don't get the humor either, but a) I agree with el Barto, b) the girl on the right looks a lot like my ex-wife (albeit 25 years ago) and c) all the dudes in the back seem to be the same guy. That still doesn't explain the joke, but still...
That is the joke. Most people don't notice because ass.
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I don't get the humor either, but a) I agree with el Barto, b) the girl on the right looks a lot like my ex-wife (albeit 25 years ago) and c) all the dudes in the back seem to be the same guy. That still doesn't explain the joke, but still...
That is the joke. Most people don't notice because ass.
The way it should be!! :)
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I noticed something odd about them, but that didn't click. I was actually thinking the joke had something to do with the guy dry-humping the girl in front.
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I noticed something odd about them, but that didn't click. I was actually thinking the joke had something to do with the guy dry-humping the girl in front.
Yea I was focusing on that at first, thought maybe he was stealing the purse (since there was a similar popular picture floating around like that).
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That is one of the more ridiculous ways I've seen someone pose for a picture
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Chino, that is genius.
I absolutely would have never had gotten it, except that I was looking for it since it was in the funny thread. Amazing
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(https://i.imgur.com/Q2zpB.jpg)
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A little racist but still :lol
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So what's the button for? Asking for a friend...
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I am guessing it has something to do with social media? Shortcut for Facebook or Twitter.
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It's a shortcut to your favorite boy bands RJ.
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A little racist but still :lol
A little?
(I still laughed)
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It's a shortcut to your favorite boy bands RJ.
Could also be a shortcut to a very specific kind of pron site...
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A little racist but still :lol
A little?
(I still laughed)
Why is it racist? He's describing one interpretation of the button. To my knowledge, he didn't create and/or paint the button.
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A little racist but still :lol
A little?
(I still laughed)
Why is it racist? He's describing one interpretation of the button. To my knowledge, he didn't create and/or paint the button.
But he is implying that black people are going to steal his property. Nothing in the button graphic implies theft, that's his implication, presumably based on skin colour.
Which is kind of the joke.
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Why is it racist? He's describing one interpretation of the button. To my knowledge, he didn't create and/or paint the button.
Always being the life of the party.... :|
But since you asked, his first thought when he sees 2 black guys behind a white guy is theft. Immediately associating skin color with crime is a bit racist.
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Stadler, you should update your Avatar tagline to "sucking humour out of the humour threads since 2017" :lol
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I'm calling for Robert Mueller to shift the focus of his investigation to finding the humor that is allegedly here. :)
But seriously, not sure how someone pointing out "racism!" doesn't deflate the balloon already. I'm just piling on at that point. Whatevs.
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oh my god, Japanese commercials :lol
This one has LONG LONG MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
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No doubt sold by Ed Pinkly
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oh my god, Japanese commercials :lol
This one has LONG LONG MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
Not the direction I was wanting that to go.
Long Man bears a resemblance to Charles "Mandom" Bronson. No where near as cool, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqA84R0lYU
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I'm calling for Robert Mueller to shift the focus of his investigation to finding the humor that is allegedly here. :)
But seriously, not sure how someone pointing out "racism!" doesn't deflate the balloon already. I'm just piling on at that point. Whatevs.
I am serious...but for real. Its funny how you always post in the funny threads only to suck out the funny.
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Surprised they found this to be honest.
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Surprised they found this to be honest.
I'm still not sold that it actually exists. I'm gonna need some more evidence.
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Should I assume on the basis of it being able to fit 4 that it's your moms?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBo2wBH0zE&feature=youtu.be
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I'm calling for Robert Mueller to shift the focus of his investigation to finding the humor that is allegedly here. :)
But seriously, not sure how someone pointing out "racism!" doesn't deflate the balloon already. I'm just piling on at that point. Whatevs.
I am serious...but for real. Its funny how you always post in the funny threads only to suck out the funny.
That was my version of funny. I thought that first line was hilarious. I laughed out loud as I typed it.
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Learning to swim from John Wayne (https://youtu.be/kT2KROiSXDg)
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Gojira fans in their natural environment :P
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Gojira fans in their natural environment :P
I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK.
Wait...
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(https://i.imgur.com/XqeKiES.jpg)
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(https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/30725510_10204780442266972_124300042923147264_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=9b77eeab20bb75e8f5e872d47182e6b6&oe=5B6C4841)
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(https://imgur.com/6B3o1Aw.jpg)
(https://imgur.com/JKM4MTZ.jpg)
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;D ;D ;D :biggrin: :lol :mehlin
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Must be Fargo, ND.
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I love that hearse; it looks like it was pieced together in someone's back yard body shop. Love the huge picture window in the back. ;)
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(https://i.imgur.com/6J0gPTE.jpg)
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That really made me :rollin
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Me too. In no small part due to the girls' expressions.
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Me too. In no small part due to the girls' expressions.
Its the guy on the left that made me laugh. Being overdramatic in a way..."I'm dying."
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I just choked on my soda.
:rollin
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That's pretty hilarious.
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Would've been better if it was "sammiches"
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x500q90/924/rXGksR.png) (https://imageshack.com/f/porXGksRp)
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Nice. The only one I can't figure out is the skeletons.
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Grateful Dead
Is #1 The Birds or The Black Crows? I guess either works.
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Nice. The only one I can't figure out is the skeletons.
Same here, can't figure that one out. Sounds brittish given the amount of thank yous in there....
Ninja'd by bosk. First one is counting crows
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Grateful Dead
Thanks. I was too focused on the specifics of flowers and skeletons. :lol
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Took me awhile to get the last one....Duh, its The Doors.
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Grateful Dead
Is #1 The Birds or The Black Crows? I guess either works.
Counting Crows I believe.
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Just not sure why there are four classic 60s/70s bands, then 2 from 80s/90s. Threw me off with the Def Leppard one - cuz I was thinking something 'classic' to do with Leopard.
Whatever... mildly humourous.
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First one is counting crows
Ah, yeah that one makes more sense. Thanks.
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Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:
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Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:
Someone needs to start it.
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Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:
Someone needs to start it.
MS paint thread v. guess the band...
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Oh that's a great thread game btw! :laugh:
Someone needs to start it.
MS paint thread v. guess the band...
Except MS discontinued Paint.
:tdwn :|
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I have Windows 10 and it has Paint. Isn't 10 the latest version of Windows?
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It's still available and will be, just not actively being updated anymore I believe.
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Not sure what the issue is, then. I still use Paint all the time. 99% of the time it's just to crop a picture or something, but it's still fully functional as far as I know.
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Not sure what the issue is, then. I still use Paint all the time. 99% of the time it's just to crop a picture or something, but it's still fully functional as far as I know.
Except for those of us that use (wisely) Mac. :biggrin:
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So what you're saying is that you don't actually know shit about Windows and your comment about Paint not being supported -- easily disproven -- was really just another weakly attempted slam at Microsoft Windows from a Mac Elitist Snob? Is that what you're saying? Because that's what it sounds like.
:biggrin:
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So what you're saying is that you don't actually know shit about Windows and your comment about Paint not being supported -- easily disproven -- was really just another weakly attempted slam at Microsoft Windows from a Mac Elitist Snob? Is that what you're saying? Because that's what it sounds like.
:biggrin:
YEA WHAT HE SAID!
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Well, technically he is correct. MS decided to discontinue paint but, after the users complained, they brought it back
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Linux master race :neverusethis:
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Well, technically he is correct. MS decided to discontinue paint but, after the users complained, they brought it back
^ That's what I'm saying. That MS users are a bunch of whiny wusses that can't adapt or progress, so the company caved in - and I hadn't heard that news.
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Chisel and stone master race, fuck y'all techie NERDS.
:metal :metal :metal :metal :metal
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^ That's what I'm saying. That MS users are a bunch of whiny wusses that can't adapt or progress,
Well apple did always have a funny definition of progress where removing features and hardware was considered "progress".
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Well, technically he is correct. MS decided to discontinue paint but, after the users complained, they brought it back
^ That's what I'm saying. That MS users are a bunch of whiny wusses that can't adapt or progress, so the company caved in - and I hadn't heard that news.
:biggrin:
MS created paint 3d which was a progressed version of paint. But paint is just so simple and easy for the basics that it makes little sense to remove it.
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Paint 3D blows.
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Paint 3D blows.
Elitist snob! :lol
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/8nHoU5c.jpg)
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That is one fucking awful Photoshop. :lol
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true but still :lol
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:lol
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:lol
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"Do you fancy..."? Must be British.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Rk23DoW.png)
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From this page: Birds With Human Arms (https://www.eatliver.com/armed-and-dangerous/)
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(https://imgur.com/wlEFgu2.gif)
From this page: Birds With Human Arms (https://www.eatliver.com/armed-and-dangerous/)
Dude, I lost it on this one...
(https://eatliver.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/funny-birds17.gif)
Took me a second before I realized what the bird was a reference to, then lulz were had.
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Farting in his general direction. :lol
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I was laughing at that one so hard, it took me a while to realize that nothing else is moving; neither the bird nor the cat, just the arms. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/X3V8ssB.jpg)
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:lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCwmphSdEE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xCwmphSdEE)
Another lesson regarding the importance of punctuation. Especially when you're reporting the news.
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My God :lol
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It's stuck in your head now, congrats :lol
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Taken from an FB group:
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Nice!
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Not really "funny" but I couldn't think of anywhere else to put it. I'm old enough to remember a time before home computers, for the simple fact that computers were huge, room-filling appliances that cost tens of thousands, or hundreds of thousands or even millions, and the idea of a "home" computer was stupid. What would you need it for?
Anyway:
(https://imgur.com/mBaDqlQ.jpg)
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My mom used to call the Commodore 64 I had a toy and a waste of my time :lol
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We never had a PC when I was growing up, but my buddy Chris has a TRS-80 ("trash eighty") which was fun to mess with. It came with a handful of BASIC programs which, if you typed them in, could run some simple games. But we had the source code, which meant we could mess around with it, experiment, and see what happened. We taught ourselves some BASIC, really, and this was in 7th grade back in the 70's. There might have been some colleges offering BASIC programming classes, but sure as hell no high schools at the time, at least in Lansing, Michigan, let alone junior highs. Ha ha! We both make six figures these days doing IT shit, neither of us with a degree in it. Well, I have an Associates, which is almost better than nothing I guess.
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That's pretty cool. I learned visual basic by just messing around with it as a kid to make "progs" as they called it for AOL 95 that would kick people offline or worse, remove their account, as well as chat bots. I ended up getting a computer engineering degree. :lol Similar but a couple decades apart (where that degree is practically necessary now)
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:rollin :rollin
Excellent batch
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Pam Ballam
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Pam Ballam
The damn thing gone wild!
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Pam Ballam
The damn thing gone wild!
(https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/50193447)
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My mom used to call the Commodore 64 I had a toy and a waste of my time :lol
To be fair, it was because she wanted you coding in a proper language rather than BASIC.
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My mom used to call the Commodore 64 I had a toy and a waste of my time :lol
To be fair, it was because she wanted you coding in a proper language rather than BASIC.
Should have started with assembler like a trve coder :metal
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I did both! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/Wo020.jpg)
:lol :hefdaddy
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I don't know... that smile on his face seems to indicate otherwise.
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:heybaby:
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:rollin :rollin
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Nobody shops like George. Nobody.
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what the hell :lol :lol :lol
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That's glorious! :lol
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/WBPN28W.jpg)
There's a joke in there somewhere.
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That's glorious! :lol
Glorious response by the man himself. I'm sure it's a dead account that Bosk "borrowed" to post from. Brilliant none-the-less. Well played. :clap:
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There's a joke in there somewhere.
Did somebody Photoshop a bunch of microphones into that pic to make it safe for work? :hat
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(https://i.imgur.com/WBPN28W.jpg)
There's a joke in there somewhere.
I don't get it. Probably because I don't recognize either of them. Is the girl Stormy?
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She's more Angry than Stormy.
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Oh okay. And the joke is that she sucks a lot of dick and the microphones are phallic and she has her mouth open?
Oh okay. Funny stuff.
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Actually I have no clue at all :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/Wo020.jpg)
:lol :hefdaddy
Sigh. We apologize again. Our intention was to set the record straight regarding the nature of the first ad due to a concern that it might reflect poorly on Mr. Brownridge. We honestly had no idea of the elevated status and sense of satisfaction he enjoyed as a result of the first ad, which we ruined with the second. That clarification has removed many avenues for him, as well as a sense of great pride, and for that we are truly sorry. The best thing at this point is to simply say that Mr. Brownridge was willing to go above and beyond in providing wonderful service.
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That's glorious! :lol
Glorious response by the man himself. I'm sure it's a dead account that Bosk "borrowed" to post from. Brilliant none-the-less. Well played. :clap:
Thx I guess but wait a min..... did I accidently say something clever or other than what I intended to say?
I'm fairly certain me is me last time I checked. :biggrin:
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(https://i.imgur.com/Wo020.jpg)
:lol :hefdaddy
Sigh. We apologize again. Our intention was to set the record straight regarding the nature of the first ad due to a concern that it might reflect poorly on Mr. Brownridge. We honestly had no idea of the elevated status and sense of satisfaction he enjoyed as a result of the first ad, which we ruined with the second. That clarification has removed many avenues for him, as well as a sense of great pride, and for that we are truly sorry. The best thing at this point is to simply say that Mr. Brownridge was willing to go above and beyond in providing wonderful service.
I ain't even mad, bro. I ain't even mad. :hat
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Wait now i'm really confused!? :lol
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That's glorious! :lol
Glorious response by the man himself. I'm sure it's a dead account that Bosk "borrowed" to post from. Brilliant none-the-less. Well played. :clap:
Thx I guess but wait a min..... did I accidently say something clever or other than what I intended to say?
I'm fairly certain me is me last time I checked. :biggrin:
I was just agreeing with you, but the post above you is from DTF User "George Brownridge"... that's what I thought was even more glorious than the meme.
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Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy. He can take me shopping anytime. :angel:
Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed. A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up. It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation. A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!" I had to laugh.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465
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(https://i.imgur.com/Wo020.jpg)
:lol :hefdaddy
Sigh. We apologize again. Our intention was to set the record straight regarding the nature of the first ad due to a concern that it might reflect poorly on Mr. Brownridge. We honestly had no idea of the elevated status and sense of satisfaction he enjoyed as a result of the first ad, which we ruined with the second. That clarification has removed many avenues for him, as well as a sense of great pride, and for that we are truly sorry. The best thing at this point is to simply say that Mr. Brownridge was willing to go above and beyond in providing wonderful service.
On the advice of council we hereby rescind the previous (second) apology. We have no basis to accept any interest in the progress of Mr. Brownridge, or in any emotional states he might endure. These are matters inherently personal to him, and we do not wish to have any further involvement in his pursuits, including commenting on and/or clarifying any particular aspects as they may, or may not, relate to us. We wish Mr. Brownrdidge well in his future endeavors.
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Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy. He can take me shopping anytime. :angel:
Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed. A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up. It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation. A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!" I had to laugh.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465
Those two really need to seek some legal advice. I have no idea how it is in the UK, but in this country they're pretty much begging to be put on a sex offender registry. They really don't want to find out the legal ramifications after they get nicked.
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I'd tell the neighbors...
"Why the fuck are you peeping through my window?"
But of course not as harsh.
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After this. I'd streak my windows with my junk.
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:heybaby:
George you are an instant legend. I truly hope you post frequently!
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Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy. He can take me shopping anytime. :angel:
Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed. A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up. It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation. A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!" I had to laugh.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465
Those two really need to seek some legal advice. I have no idea how it is in the UK, but in this country they're pretty much begging to be put on a sex offender registry. They really don't want to find out the legal ramifications after they get nicked.
"Despite the threats, the couple see the funny side to the note, which has sparked debate across the globe after Karin posted a photo of it on Facebook that went viral.
She added: “It’s really strange: My husband got the note, I was away, so he messaged it to me, and I posted it in a Facebook group."
WTF. This is the end of our society, I'm telling you. The Chinese are going to launch an invasion, and we're not going to know it because our bandwidth is going to be tapped out on "viral" debates on the merits of sarcastic notes versus in-person visits. MAN. Don't these people have any shame? Any dignity?
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Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy. He can take me shopping anytime. :angel:
Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed. A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up. It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation. A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!" I had to laugh.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465 (https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465)
Those two really need to seek some legal advice. I have no idea how it is in the UK, but in this country they're pretty much begging to be put on a sex offender registry. They really don't want to find out the legal ramifications after they get nicked.
"Despite the threats, the couple see the funny side to the note, which has sparked debate across the globe after Karin posted a photo of it on Facebook that went viral.
She added: “It’s really strange: My husband got the note, I was away, so he messaged it to me, and I posted it in a Facebook group."
WTF. This is the end of our society, I'm telling you. The Chinese are going to launch an invasion, and we're not going to know it because our bandwidth is going to be tapped out on "viral" debates on the merits of sarcastic notes versus in-person visits. MAN. Don't these people have any shame? Any dignity?
Won't somebody please think of the children?
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Aw...I think George looks like a nice guy. He can take me shopping anytime. :angel:
Some of you might have seen this on Takei's FB feed. A couple got an angry/semi-threatening note from neighbors because they are walking around naked in their own home with the blinds up. It was sort of surprising to read the strong emotions some people have about the situation. A whole lot of, "Won't someone think of the children!" I had to laugh.
https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465 (https://nypost.com/2018/05/06/couple-gets-creepy-note-from-neighbors-sick-of-seeing-them-naked/?utm_content=inf_10_2731_2&utm_source=tsefacebook&utm_medium=tsefb&utm_campaign=tse&tse_id=INF_e074ca7052ec11e8804f9df8933ed465)
Those two really need to seek some legal advice. I have no idea how it is in the UK, but in this country they're pretty much begging to be put on a sex offender registry. They really don't want to find out the legal ramifications after they get nicked.
"Despite the threats, the couple see the funny side to the note, which has sparked debate across the globe after Karin posted a photo of it on Facebook that went viral.
She added: “It’s really strange: My husband got the note, I was away, so he messaged it to me, and I posted it in a Facebook group."
WTF. This is the end of our society, I'm telling you. The Chinese are going to launch an invasion, and we're not going to know it because our bandwidth is going to be tapped out on "viral" debates on the merits of sarcastic notes versus in-person visits. MAN. Don't these people have any shame? Any dignity?
Won't somebody please think of the children?
:rollin
WTF. This is the end of our society, I'm telling you.
Goodness, I thought I had a problem with hyperbole. LoL
The Chinese are going to launch an invasion, and we're not going to know it because our bandwidth is going to be tapped out on "viral" debates on the merits of sarcastic notes versus in-person visits. MAN. Don't these people have any shame? Any dignity?
Should they be ashamed of using social media or ashamed of disrobing in their own home? :huh:
And FWIW, the debate isn't about the note. It is about whether or not people should be offended if they pass by someone's house and catch a glipse of a naked person inside who happens to live there. Oh the shock, the horror! :o :chill
I swear Americans are so up-freaking-tight about nudity. It isn't like they were doing the horizontal chacha with the blinds up. ::)
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I'm American and I'd wave to them after I put down my binoculars.
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Should they be ashamed of using social media or ashamed of disrobing in their own home? :huh:
Oh, it is very clearly about the social media. I think - and it's hyperbole, but not nearly as much as you might, or want to, think - that social media will be the the death knell of a free society.
There was a great line in the recent Supergirl; something happened and they got information from social media and one of the women from the future said "what is this 'social media'?" and her husband - also from the future but who lived for a spell in Supergirl's time - said "Oh, don't worry about it; it was a fad, and a short one at that." One can only hope.
Whenever confronted with stories like this, I think to myself "what a wonderful... why do I KNOW this? Why is this my business, or ANYONE'S business that doesn't live on that block??"
And FWIW, the debate isn't about the note. It is about whether or not people should be offended if they pass by someone's house and catch a glipse of a naked person inside who happens to live there. Oh the shock, the horror! :o :chill
I swear Americans are so up-freaking-tight about nudity. It isn't like they were doing the horizontal chacha with the blinds up. ::)
I am with you 100%, and even including doing the horizontal bop. Who cares? They are in their own house, and while the expectation of privacy isn't what we think it is - if you're in front of your windows, with no blinds, you don't really have a reasonable expectation of privacy - I think 85% (just throwing a number to make a point) of times someone feels "offended" they are the ones who ought to check it at the door. It's so easy to just look the other way, my god.
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I'm American and I'd wave to them after I put down my binoculars.
Last time I went on a cruise - in the Caribbean - we ended up next to this same ship in like three ports of call. Each time, this one guy - he looked like Bob Hoskins, the actor - would stand out on his balcony buck naked. Jimmy swinging like Dave Kingman in a home run derby, and not an ounce of shame. Waving across at people on our ship like it was any other Tuesday.
I envied him. Seriously.
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Should they be ashamed of using social media or ashamed of disrobing in their own home? :huh:
Oh, it is very clearly about the social media. I think - and it's hyperbole, but not nearly as much as you might, or want to, think - that social media will be the the death knell of a free society.
There was a great line in the recent Supergirl; something happened and they got information from social media and one of the women from the future said "what is this 'social media'?" and her husband - also from the future but who lived for a spell in Supergirl's time - said "Oh, don't worry about it; it was a fad, and a short one at that." One can only hope.
I'm going to have to push back a little - respectfully. I'm not saying social media is the best thing that ever happened to humans but I'm pretty sure 'death knell of a free society' has also been used to describe talkies, television, Elvis' swinging hips, and video games. Yet somehow, we are surviving.
Just out of curiosity though - how is posting something on Twitter or FB all that much different than posting on a chat board? Do you suppose that some of the same motivations you have for posting here could be applied to others choosing to post things on other forms of on-line media?
Now I have this song in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
:lol
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I'm pretty sure 'death knell of a free society' has also been used to describe talkies, television, Elvis' swinging hips, and video games. Yet somehow, we are surviving.
Perhaps, but surviving and thriving are not equally desirable states of being.
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I'm pretty sure 'death knell of a free society' has also been used to describe talkies, television, Elvis' swinging hips, and video games. Yet somehow, we are surviving.
Perhaps, but surviving and thriving are not equally desirable states of being.
No. Sure aren't. but Stadler didn't refer to a retarding of society. He referred to a death knell, and surviving is the antithesis of that.
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Should they be ashamed of using social media or ashamed of disrobing in their own home? :huh:
Oh, it is very clearly about the social media. I think - and it's hyperbole, but not nearly as much as you might, or want to, think - that social media will be the the death knell of a free society.
There was a great line in the recent Supergirl; something happened and they got information from social media and one of the women from the future said "what is this 'social media'?" and her husband - also from the future but who lived for a spell in Supergirl's time - said "Oh, don't worry about it; it was a fad, and a short one at that." One can only hope.
I'm going to have to push back a little - respectfully. I'm not saying social media is the best thing that ever happened to humans but I'm pretty sure 'death knell of a free society' has also been used to describe talkies, television, Elvis' swinging hips, and video games. Yet somehow, we are surviving.
Just out of curiosity though - how is posting something on Twitter or FB all that much different than posting on a chat board? Do you suppose that some of the same motivations you have for posting here could be applied to others choosing to post things on other forms of on-line media?
Now I have this song in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
:lol
Couple things: one, the fact that there is some "hyperbole" in here has been clearly acknowledged, so there's that. Two, I do see a difference between social media and a chat board; though we are not talking about massive, transcendent differences. we are talking about differences. Scope for one. Depth for another. We don't "trend" here. We're not "liked" here. There's not a commerce aspect to here. There's no "branding" - except for Jingle; he's got a new line of athleticwear coming out.
Perhaps it's anecdotal and not real, but I don't get any sense that the participants here are using this as a mirror to reinforce their beliefs and self-esteem. We had to have the "just because you CAN, doesn't mean you SHOULD" conversation with my stepdaughter this weekend. She's 19 and struggling with the "what does "adult" really mean?" concept. With her, it's weed and staying out late and things like that, but I think that concept is there with social media as well.
Talkies, television, Elvis' hips and video games were all one-way communications. They didn't promote "mob rule". Social media is unique in that it is two-way, but more importantly, it starts in the other direction. A very wise philosopher, one of the best, once said "If you listen to fools, the mob rules!" I think he was right.
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Stadler. You're taking the funny out of this thread. :lol
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Stadler. You're taking the funny out of this thread. :lol
Again...
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There's no "branding" - except for Jingle; he's got a new line of athleticwear coming out.
(https://media2.giphy.com/media/EsmlrgWNx5v0Y/giphy.gif)
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Stadler. You're taking the funny out of this thread. :lol
Again...
You know what, see the note below my avatar. FIVE posts talking about something, I respond and I'm all of a sudden "sucking the funny". Perception/reality... whatever.
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:lol
I never read that. Now that's funny.
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Stadler. You're taking the funny out of this thread. :lol
Again...
You know what, see the note below my avatar. FIVE posts talking about something, I respond and I'm all of a sudden "sucking the funny". Perception/reality... whatever.
Yeah well... you've got a reputation now. It's like 5 hot/slutty college girls that walk into a night club - who's the first one to get hit on? The one that has the reputation of being an easy shag.
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Which is EXACTLY why I tend to hit on Stadler regularly.
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Which is EXACTLY why I tend to hit on Stadler regularly.
Don't forget, you still owe me $20.
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stadler being an easy shag....
bosk...putting the funny back in the thread since..........my last banning.
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Look it. Two Canuck posts in a row. Who'd a thunk?
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Look it. Two Canuck posts in a row. Who'd a thunk?
Well, LieLow was in here earlier, so thanks for breaking the combo!
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That's what I do. Canuck buster. ;D
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:lol
It would probably take less than 30 minutes. I want to do that in meetings at work. Put the phone in the basket.
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I call BS. That is not a boys-night-out table... I see ruffage.
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I see an opportune moment for a thief.
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I'd win that easy, my gf would text me a few times and then think I'm too drunk to respond and then stop. She'd probably call if I was missing for a couple days
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Who actually calls people anymore? Texting FTW.
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I call BS. That is not a boys-night-out table... I see ruffage.
Jingle is right on. Not one nacho, hot dog, buffalo wing or taco. I'm seconding the BS call.
Plus, some of those phones look alike. If that's not a frappening waiting to happen I don't know what is.
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I call BS. That is not a boys-night-out table... I see ruffage.
Jingle is right on. Not one nacho, hot dog, buffalo wing or taco. I'm seconding the BS call.
Plus, some of those phones look alike. If that's not a frappening waiting to happen I don't know what is.
Yeah, but you missed the chopsticks. American "boys night" rules don't apply to Asians. That's why they all weigh 140 pounds.
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Jingle is right on.
I've found my next sig
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(https://i.imgur.com/Xd6Ss.jpg)
Is that a promise?
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(https://i.imgur.com/Xd6Ss.jpg)
Is that a promise?
That seems like the only way it WOULD. Is that Dio, second from the right in the front row?
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Is that Dio, second from the right in the front row?
:rollin Wow. Who knew duckface was a thing back in prohibition era?
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/Xd6Ss.jpg)
Is that a promise?
I would need a lot of liquor to touch any part of them
That seems like the only way it WOULD. Is that Dio, second from the right in the front row?
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I would die from alcohol poisoning before I could get drunk enough to go anywhere near one of them.
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Am I the only one who thinks those are men dressed as women? It's either that or some fine photoshop
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/WNZtZb_SCd_3k4MAOy2v_Sd3HQYn8bsIYPpS3aky2SI.jpg?w=515&s=955404dbbecca6fdf7ac1acc6f40195d)
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:lol
Inb4 Blob complains that the way that guy talks is not accurately representing the Australian accent....
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:lol
Inb4 Blob complains that the way that guy talks is not accurately representing the Australian accent....
Nah, this one gets my approval! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/Xd6Ss.jpg)
Is that a promise?
That seems like the only way it WOULD. Is that Dio, second from the right in the front row?
Zydar, shop it with her throwing the horns...
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Zydar, shop it with her throwing the horns...
(https://i.imgur.com/CO8l1sj.jpg)
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Wow. :rollin
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:lol :lol
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DTF, you never fail to disappoint. :rollin :rollin
That 'chick' on the left needs a Wilfred Brimley mustache
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Glorious!!! :lol
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DTF, you never fail to disappoint. :rollin :rollin
That 'chick' on the left needs a Wilfred Brimley mustache
(https://i.imgur.com/gK0gx4r.jpg)
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Ninja'd
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Zydar, shop it with her throwing the horns...
(https://i.imgur.com/CO8l1sj.jpg)
Seriously, that may be my favorite forum post of all time, ever. That is just... I have no words.
Zydar, you are truly a man among men.
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Shucks :blush
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(https://i.imgur.com/R5la1bW.jpg)
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Perfect.
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Natch.
The girl(?) right under the sign looks a little like Papa Emeritus with that hat.
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:rollin
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:lol
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The girl(?) right under the sign looks a little like Papa Emeritus with that hat.
I was thinking she looked exactly like Ritchie Blackmore.
(https://i.imgur.com/TVpN0cv.jpg)
Donny's Rainbow?
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(https://i.imgur.com/R5la1bW.jpg)
:rollin :rollin
I can't believe I almost missed Ron!!! Shocking, since I'm still rocking the April Fool's 2016 Don/Ron theme!
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Just noticed that the front, second from left is Squiggy Squiggman.
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And the center lower looks like Odo from DS9.
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(https://oi64.tinypic.com/dq2ff8.jpg)
I just want to see how far this goes.
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Wow. This is like Color-Forms fun.
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Glen Danzig on the right. MUH-THA!!!!!!!!
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Girl proposes to nurse on anesthesia ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_TiQ1E0UI&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_TiQ1E0UI&feature=youtu.be)
She just met the nurse that day. Now she loves him and wants to marry him.
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Samir....You're breaking the car! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9-voINFkCg)
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(https://imgur.com/xkr1yr1.jpg)
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Zydar...legendary work as usual :rollin
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Orbert, I'd love that a WHOLE lot more if it didn't hit so close to home (especially that F-chord headline. Not anymore, because I gave 45 or even 55% of all I had, but there was a time when that was real life).
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I don't play guitar, but from working with them over the years, I've picked up a few things, one of which is that they hate playing an F major chord. A lot of sacred music is in "flat keys" (F, Bb, Eb, etc) which I understand is a pain for guitarists. You don't like F? Fine, put a capo on the first fret and play it in E. Ta-da! You don't like Eb? Capo 1 and play it in D. Ta-da! It blows me away when I have to point that out to them.
One time during rehearsal, one of my guitarists Dan was trying to play some chord and the other one Dusty was showing him. "Okay, it's just like this... good... now raise your middle finger..." and Dan looks at him and goes "Yeah, I'll raise my middle finger" and we're (jokingly) like "Whoa, guys, we're in church here!"
Then it became a thing. I was leading rehearsals at that point, and we were trying to get a certain part right and it was all "How about I just raise my middle finger?" Kinda funny for a while, but thankfully didn't last long.
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/1PgG3-tdCivvuvoD1dSkQuAr2aCq52Uk2CReAFI5s_M.jpg?w=372&s=c948e984d8e04907af3a8c9bbe21bda8)
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Jesus.
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How can you be that stupid?
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(https://cdn.mutually.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/10-8.png)
oh cool, it just passed the 4th anniversary of this meme :lol
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/1PgG3-tdCivvuvoD1dSkQuAr2aCq52Uk2CReAFI5s_M.jpg?w=372&s=c948e984d8e04907af3a8c9bbe21bda8)
everyone is just going to ignore her name?
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(https://i.imgur.com/tKvHZ.jpg)
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:icy:
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(https://i.imgur.com/Yc9wVrn.gif)
Gotta love Benny Hill.
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I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Thats great
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I haven't laughed that hard in a bit. Thats great
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(https://i.imgur.com/UlbmkAJ.gif)
Wait for it...
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smooth... can't even tell where the loop resets. :tup
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Those debit card tweets... geez :lol
Also, I'm mediocre as hell on guitar, but apart from the very beginning, F major has always been a piece of cake for me :dunno: Must be the advantage of having long fingers, I assume.
(https://scontent.fphx1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32365494_1760058510729130_7336010252753567744_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=89a3470536be78580f4861859b44e75d&oe=5B95B704)
(https://gag.fm/uploads/posts/t/l-8695.jpg)
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x400q90/923/E600hH.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pnE600hHj)
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:lol
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Whoa.
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(https://replygif.net/i/582.gif)
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That's hilarious, I got one:
(https://i.imgur.com/4nyJZil.jpg)
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King did it better.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd3vjkkWsAAdjDr.jpg)
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:lol
(https://i.imgur.com/TcfS6KI.jpg)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/kwSm1BdEAViZyA_i1yVMR1scWTJNXiYmk6nX6ZqmBVc.jpg?w=433&s=145650694570d3a41124f63ee5bffb01)
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I couldn't make it more than a few seconds into the video where he outlines how he cheated. Too much of a twat.
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:rollin
Great batch
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(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e7/c9/99/e7c99921971185715e9f4e86a1c53c7c--tattoos-cover-up-bad-tattoos.jpg)
(https://lista10.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/210.jpg)
(https://k60.kn3.net/taringa/5/E/1/6/8/1/Funky_Dung/6AA.jpg)
(https://p1.pstatp.com/large/pgc-image/152526552534786e179bb18)
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/d2245b3dec1bcf020582321628a1c0a4/tumblr_p91r8jA6cj1s8t533o1_500.jpg)
(https://scontent-ort2-2.cdninstagram.com/vp/2a6cb1a3534d2ddae99b105e1cce40a2/5B7C0D4F/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e35/31878258_194042044746445_6578881039718940672_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTc4MDc5NjIyODAyMDY0Nzk1Mg%3D%3D.2)
(https://i.redditmedia.com/3b2PzKlLqLwczX0nyz7_WJWhaIGKSeE-KOssRZ1zGHY.jpg?w=320&s=83d6b25c32faf2e5315aae80cc3f7b69)
(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/40/45/0b/40450ba66a86ed9bd9e7779d81a71571.jpg)
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Nice ones, Chad.
(https://i.imgur.com/gdzpVPM.jpg)
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Got to be honest; don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.
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Got to be honest; don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.
He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)
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Got to be honest; don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.
He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)
DUDE! I didn't see the paint lines by his feet. Thank you!
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Got to be honest; don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.
He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)
You can just read the "I can't believe I fucking did this" in his body language.
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Got to be honest; don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.
He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)
DUDE! I didn't see the paint lines by his feet. Thank you!
I didn't see it either.
Truth be told, I'm betting he has an escape plan that we can't see. Perhaps it's his first day on the job, but that's a mistake you make only once, and not on top of a roof.
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Courtesy of Allegaeon's Facebook
(https://oi68.tinypic.com/2q16o9v.jpg)
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Got to be honest; don't quite get the one with the guy standing on the roof outside the window, but the Arianna Grande one and the dog one both make up for it in spades.
He's painted himself into a corner. He'll have to step on the paint now. :)
DUDE! I didn't see the paint lines by his feet. Thank you!
I didn't see it either.
Truth be told, I'm betting he has an escape plan that we can't see. Perhaps it's his first day on the job, but that's a mistake you make only once, and not on top of a roof.
"Okay, I'm done and ready to climb through that window, like last time, but there's some douchebag taking pictures and I just know those fuckers are going to be all over the internet by Tuesday...."
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(https://i.imgur.com/5XTtUYV.jpg)
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One of my favorites :heart
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Yeah, I love that one!
Back in high school, I was a short-order cook in a pancake house in Lansing, MI (back when you could do crazy things like have high school kids running a restaurant) and I was working a dinner shift. Being a pancake house, we didn't get super busy in the evenings, but offerred sandwiches and some entrees. Think Denny's, except with edible food. At some point, one of the waitresses came to the passbar and handed me a five dollar bill. What's this?
She says it's from the guy who had the ribeye dinner. He said it was the best steak he'd ever had there or anywhere else, and he had to tip the cook as well as the waitress. In seven years of cooking short order, I managed to get compliments from time to time, but this was my first and only actual tip. Five bucks back in the 70's, for a high school kid, that was a lot of money (enough to get a nickel bag, heh heh).
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(https://imgur.com/zqqIO7y.jpg)
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Then what do they kill to make powerade? :justjen
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Then what do they kill to make powerade? :justjen
Power Rangers.
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Then what do they kill to make powerade? :justjen
Power Rangers.
(https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rws.gif)
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New type of jeans from Carmar
https://carmardenim.com/products/extreme-cut-out-jean
(https://i.redditmedia.com/3opjsNPzZ53ywnsw8-NXCxwdM-Ph0UKXwi9n_VOnh2U.png?w=432&s=1df3c0c2ea0ac73b14bbf73059496191)
Just in time for summer, I think I'll pick up a pair. And what a steal at $168...
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(https://scontent.fsnc1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/34134752_10216560131460221_2058509839935471616_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=727b64eb83f74e70b287c1d4c912e79f&oe=5B84B59A)
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Ha ha, that one took me a second! :lol
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New type of jeans from Carmar
https://carmardenim.com/products/extreme-cut-out-jean
(https://i.redditmedia.com/3opjsNPzZ53ywnsw8-NXCxwdM-Ph0UKXwi9n_VOnh2U.png?w=432&s=1df3c0c2ea0ac73b14bbf73059496191)
Just in time for summer, I think I'll pick up a pair. And what a steal at $168...
You know full well the people wearing them aren't going to look like that model, either.
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You'll probably see more than a few at peopleofwalmart.com
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I could make my own simply by farting.
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You'll probably see more than a few at peopleofwalmart.com
I got a people of walmart daily calendar from a co-worker and it's glorious. Everyone swings by the desk to see what the shit show.
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Fishing segment on live tv goes horribly wrong (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzmAEQzZJ5Q)
Oh no :lol
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"Peking Duck, anyone?"
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(https://imgur.com/3sqnmYv.jpg)
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Fishing segment on live tv goes horribly wrong (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzmAEQzZJ5Q)
Oh no :lol
Holy cow that was great!!!
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That is funny.
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A new place opened up in the shopping center near my office. Looks like you can only get two things there, yet I suspect most guys will be fine with that.
(https://imgur.com/ibx3ouS.jpg)
I took the picture from my car as I was driving past. Kinda pissed that I didn't quite time it right and blocked part of one of the letters, but yes, the place is actually called BEER HEAD. I actually don't drink beer much, but I'm sure I could get something else there I'd like.
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:lol
speaking of driving by and getting a picture of a sign, there's a real good one that has a spelling error near work that I've been trying to get a good picture of
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(https://i.imgur.com/mEb8OMB.jpg)
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:lol
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I want to believe that that product is real.
... and that people are dumb enough to buy it.
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/M6twU7NN3x3ZvwcrjNsnOz95Oea73st-1y90yydVa9g.jpg?w=736&s=dfd3b33a5e3ce3638efa7a903f16cf40)
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#WATCHCHAD
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#WATCHCHAD
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(https://replygif.net/i/776.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/wvmFlyc.jpg)
Those who fry are justified.
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/ysV5wOD.jpg)
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(https://imgur.com/aXTtxum.jpg)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/XKmyRx1lfPQPuzdYPl5WTevhJ2QRCMpj_YR_q1lzM4M.jpg?w=482&s=61b38d5124172b4e49901a5bb4585eac)
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(https://i.imgur.com/8NEOY.jpg)
Stay away from their special sauce.
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:lol Zydar, you've opened up a burger stand?
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/07/5c/5e/075c5eeca3816884e16b3b7a0d9602be.jpg)
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:lol Zydar, you've opened up a burger stand?
I'm more into Asian food.
:zydar:
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(https://i.imgur.com/8NEOY.jpg)
Stay away from their special sauce.
Even better is the translation of "o sabor campeao..."... the champion taste...
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(https://scontent.fsjo3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35820174_2150417081654956_5123103201884635136_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=98198e7965f4b79681d86b57f4c1d4ca&oe=5BEC9C86)
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Genuine Laugh Out Loud for me! :lol
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:rollin
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Good one :lol
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:lol
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Lonestar for the win. Nice!
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More precious/cool than funny but here it is
4 year old motorcycle racer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brEq2Ux0cIo
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(https://i.imgur.com/rIAApcC.jpg)
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(https://i.redditmedia.com/XKmyRx1lfPQPuzdYPl5WTevhJ2QRCMpj_YR_q1lzM4M.jpg?w=482&s=61b38d5124172b4e49901a5bb4585eac)
Thank god my girlfriend isn't like this. Well she is always on her phone but she doesn't give a shit about my gaming.
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Just a guy counting to 210 in one breath (https://youtu.be/AipI5H92_Cs)
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I made a video thingy!
For Ocarina of Time / Goldeneye 64 fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Gf7rPjFZU
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"HEY, LIST---" POW :biggrin:
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I made a video thingy!
For Ocarina of Time / Goldeneye 64 fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Gf7rPjFZU
I like your funny!
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Awesome video blob, you got the animation perfect.
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Awesome video blob, you got the animation perfect.
The Goldeneye animations are ripped directly from the game, so those should be perfect. :neverusethis: I only had to animate Link, and the pre-warp bit is regular in game footage of course.
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Awesome video blob, you got the animation perfect.
The Goldeneye animations are ripped directly from the game, so those should be perfect. :neverusethis: I only had to animate Link, and the pre-warp bit is regular in game footage of course.
Was curious what you animated vs didnt because it all looked so legit. Loved the ending, didn't expect that was where this was going :lol
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That was so fucking awesome!
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It seems I still respond to teenage humour - this got a chuckle out of me :) It's from a financial website and for those who don't know their currencies the Vietnamese version is called the Dong
(https://s22.postimg.cc/qgkel7mgx/dong.jpg)
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:rollin
That's awesome, Brent.
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:lol
Things like these I'm ready to believe that someone does it on purpose and hopes that nobody sees it until it's too late.
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My employer's marketing department created this a couple years ago and still use it. I'm not sure why I'm the only one who sees a circle of dick and balls.
(https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/chknptpie/Screen%20Shot%202018-07-04%20at%206.03.20%20AM_zpsmygehhnp.png)
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I do now!
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Collection of balls
Sorting of balls
Cleaning & Testing of balls
Sterilization of balls
Ordering of balls
Receiving of balls
Usage of balls
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What, no "fondling"? "tickling"? "caressing"?
I'd like to work for THAT company. :lol
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I'm okay with usage. But sterilization?
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(https://i.imgur.com/HDWOp2P.jpg)
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Where'd those photos come from? I'm not ruling out that I know two of the girls in that middle picture. One, and I'd say it's me being me, but two...
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Was browsing random on Imgur so someone uploaded them there I guess.
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How to drive in Bali (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT2v6MFBmYY)
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How to drive in Bali (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT2v6MFBmYY)
That's simply everybody paying attention to what they're doing.
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Pretty much, except using the left turnsignal to fool other drivers.... :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/LthO2WE.jpg)
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Damn. I thought that was Gedde Watanabe at first, which would have been so much better.
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Or the alternative: The Rock starring as the coach and Kevin Hart as the 12 kids.
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I may have posted this before but it just never gets old.
Tom Mullica "Smoking Magic" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCm4r0F0tts)
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(https://i.imgur.com/d9WHcrB.jpg)
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What a coincidence, I smoked grass in mine.
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What a coincidence, I smoked grass in mine.
Get out.
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:lol :hat
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:RJ:
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there should be a comma after bad.
:P
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Agreed. Somewhere along the way, it seems like all commas became optional or superfluous, when the fact is that they often do make a big difference. This one's particularly irksome because the first comma is there and used correctly.
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(https://i.imgur.com/za8PgVh.gif)
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Agreed. Somewhere along the way, it seems like all commas became optional or superfluous, when the fact is that they often do make a big difference. This one's particularly irksome because the first comma is there and used correctly.
I still use commas. And semi-colons, and colons, and dashes, and parentheses, and romanettes.... :)
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:zydar:
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Wonder if Zydar's couch fits in the back of that bus?
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(https://i.imgur.com/BgFbt.jpg)
You'll be shocked at how well it works!
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Oh, that happens to me very often actually. Longer doesn’t necessarily mean better.
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Oh, that happens to me very often actually. Longer doesn’t necessarily mean better.
That's not what she said :zydar:
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I wonder how Sarah is doing now?
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I just looked her up in Twitter, I hope she's not doing well
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What's "tfw"? What's "ur"?
And Sarah can't possibly be that stupid, can she? She can? Oh.
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What's "tfw"? What's "ur"?
What's prog?
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I definitely know one person who gets the special TSA treatment for the next 10 years...
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What's "tfw"? What's "ur"?
"that feel when" and "your"
I apparently forgot how to not talk in meme-speak for this pic :\
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warflwwcesfw.
That's meme-speak for "We are really f*****g lazy when we can't even say full words". Aliens are going to land here and think "wow, there is no intelligent life here" and return to whence they came.
(IDontNotDoThings, none of this is directed at you; it's directed at society in general.)
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warflwwcesfw.
That's meme-speak for "We are really f*****g lazy when we can't eve say full words".
Irony. I think this may be sig-worthy.
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warflwwcesfw.
That's meme-speak for "We are really f*****g lazy when we can't eve say full words".
Irony. I think this may be sig-worthy.
HAHAHA. My poor typing skills hit the big time! I fixed the original post, though, since it wasn't intended. I don't want to take credit for something that wasn't intentional.
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I rip CDs with iTunes and the option to join tracks together is basically in there. Had to do that with Cassandra Gemini for instance.
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:lol been there
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/Jsoh8nl.jpg)
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Glorious.
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(https://i.imgur.com/uG28N0j.jpg)
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Oh, honey! :eyebrows:
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Oh to be young again and feel love's keen sting.
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You better beelieve it.
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You guys are really waxing poetic here. So romantic.
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She's the bees knees
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That post really is getting some good buzz
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(https://i.imgur.com/qhhI9HA.gif)
Insecurity cameras.
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:lol
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Trying to see them Honeys work. They must be in bees knees.
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I only get involved with White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
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(https://i.imgur.com/uG28N0j.jpg)
I only get involved with White Anglo-Saxon Protestants.
:clap: Well played.
(https://i.imgur.com/sdiCmo7.png)
:lol
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just to 'point out the unfunny'; what that swimmer is doing is not that strange at all. the water in the pool is likely full of chlorine, so for him to wash his eyes with regular water makes total sense to me
:thereisnospoon:
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Same here. For someone who likely spends many hours a day in chlorine, bottled water probably feels good.
Also, I listen to music on YouTube, despite owning the CDs and having them on my iPod. The CDs are at home, the iPod is in my car, and they both tend to stay there, but I'm chained to a PC all day, so I pull up tunes.
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Don't really have a better place to put it but I watched Tropic Thunder this weekend for the first time in many years and this scene of RDJ laughing himself out of character put me in tears. Spit that shit out man!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lf2lH2FfiI
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Don't really have a better place to put it but I watched Tropic Thunder this weekend for the first time in many years and this scene of RDJ laughing himself out of character put me in tears. Spit that shit out man!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lf2lH2FfiI
Loved that scene, RDJ was amazing in the movie
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Don't really have a better place to put it but I watched Tropic Thunder this weekend for the first time in many years and this scene of RDJ laughing himself out of character put me in tears. Spit that shit out man!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lf2lH2FfiI
Loved that scene, RDJ was amazing in the movie
One of the best comedic performances of all time imo.
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Ronnie James Dio was in Tropic Thunder? I don't remember that....
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Ronnie James Dio was in Tropic Thunder? I don't remember that....
That's because nothing in that film is worth remembering.
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Neither is anything done by Ronnie James Dio.
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Neither is anything done by Ronnie James Dio.
Now THAT'S funny right there.
At least I seriously hope that was your intention.
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RDJ alone is worth the price of admission for Tropic Thunder even if it sharply dips off halfway through. But the first half is pretty funny as a parody of war movies and general film cliches. I also love Danny McBride. "This guy's making a fucking sweater, and I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts!"
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Neither is anything done by Ronnie James Dio.
Now THAT'S funny right there.
At least I seriously hope that was your intention.
Honestly, I was never really into anything he did. Yeah, he's a good singer, and he wrote a handful of songs over a pretty big span of albums. But aside from that handful of songs, I never really cared for a lot of his work. And whenever I heard him talk, despite that he was always VERY gracious to most fans and to those who he respected, he always came across as petty, spiteful, and bitter toward anyone that he perceived to have ever slighted him, which I find to be a turnoff.
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I genuinely laughed out loud.
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Don't really have a better place to put it but I watched Tropic Thunder this weekend for the first time in many years and this scene of RDJ laughing himself out of character put me in tears. Spit that shit out man!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lf2lH2FfiI
Loved that scene, RDJ was amazing in the movie
One of the best comedic performances of all time imo.
I need to go back and watch the movie with the commentary from RDJ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-KOgtqN55k
oh boy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-KOgtqN55k
oh boy
and now read the man's reaction to what he calls 'the most embarassing moment in his life': https://twitter.com/EvanKaufman/status/1029157432302419970
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:lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-KOgtqN55k
oh boy
:rollin :rollin
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Overthinking things at its finest.
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I guess he is handling it the best way possible. As Jack Ryan says in Clear and Present Danger: "There's no sense defusing a bomb after it's already gone off.
That Twitter dialogue is made all the more awesome by Larry David's expression on the right side in the background image ("What are you, an idiot?")
On that note, my super-ultra insecure and introvert me cannot ever imagine being on a game show or any other situation like that were quick thinking is coupled with a big red camera light staring you right in the face.
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/59zqhIz.jpg)
That reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in a movie:
https://youtu.be/YqAyz1coj44
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(https://i.imgur.com/59zqhIz.jpg)
That reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in a movie:
https://youtu.be/YqAyz1coj44
While I didn't know the scene, I somehow knew exactly which movie you were going to link to before I clicked it.
I approve.
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(https://i.imgur.com/59zqhIz.jpg)
That reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in a movie:
https://youtu.be/YqAyz1coj44
While I didn't know the scene, I somehow knew exactly which movie you were going to link to before I clicked it.
I approve.
Ditto.
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Bingo.
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Nice beaver
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Nice beaver
Thanks....I just had it stuffed....
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(https://i.imgur.com/59zqhIz.jpg)
That reminds me of one of my favorite scenes in a movie:
https://youtu.be/YqAyz1coj44
While I didn't know the scene, I somehow knew exactly which movie you were going to link to before I clicked it.
I approve.
Ditto.
:lol yup, I also thought the same movie
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Police Squad! and the first Naked Gun movie worked so well because Leslie Nielsen played it straight.
Unfortunately he started mugging for the camera and reacting goofy more and more and the sequels just weren't as good.
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Police Squad! and the first Naked Gun movie worked so well because Leslie Nielsen played it straight.
Same goes for Airplane! If you can somehow block out all he craziness, it really feels like it's a potential catastrophe. Ironically, had everyone played their scenes like a comedy, it wouldn't have worked. They were brilliantly directed to play it like a nail-biting drama.
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Police Squad! and the first Naked Gun movie worked so well because Leslie Nielsen played it straight.
Same goes for Airplane! If you can somehow block out all he craziness, it really feels like it's a potential catastrophe. Ironically, had everyone played their scenes like a comedy, it wouldn't have worked. They were brilliantly directed to play it like a nail-biting drama.
Which confused the hell out of about half of them. Graves, Bridges, and Nielson didn't get it at all when they first started. Nielson figured it out and ran with it, eventually turning it into the career he never really had. Graves never did understand what they were trying to accomplish.
Robert Stack was the one that finally got them to understand it. At one point Bridges asked him what was supposed to be funny about this line, where's the joke, and Stack answered "Lloyd, we're the joke," after which it all made sense to him. In the words of David Zucker "Stack totally got it."
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I recall that being the narrative but wasn't as confident in writing it out because I wouldn't have explained it was well as you just did.
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:lol :zydar:
(https://i.imgur.com/Bi4B3n9.jpg)
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I'll take the farter... then I can blame mine on him.
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Don't know what horrible things Susan could do, but I guess I'd go with Wallace.
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I'll take the radiohead person.
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I'll take the radiohead person.
"person" :rollin
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I'd spend two bucks on a nose clip and hang out with Dayzie.
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Considering I AM Wallace, I'm going to complain about any of them, so I'll take "Anyone BUT the Radiohead person".
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Well see, I would go with Brice. Seems like an interesting fella. Or maybe Wallace, he may hit the coffin any time soon which means the officespace is mine until the replacement.
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Definitely Lewis. The only difference between "known farters" and other people is that the others still fart anyway, just more covertly.
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You charm Susan and you're set.
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You charm Susan and you're set.
This. As long as she likes you there's no problem.
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U wot m8.
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Uh oh it's on now... :corn
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*pic*
This made me laugh way too hard :rollin
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjoMdiVXgAAmOeY?format=jpg)
(https://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/every-time-you-make-a-typo-the-errorists-win.jpg)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dkzjf7FWsAEP2C8?format=jpg)
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The vendiagram one is great. I love that one.
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:clap:
Flawless victory
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:lol
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:lol
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Best usage of a GoPro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdXezVKeOA& (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNdXezVKeOA&feature=youtu.be)
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Haha...I tried it at 2x. Its funny because its unintentional
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:rollin
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The Pixar one and the one with Michael Cena are hilarious (the others are funny too, but those stuck out).
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x450q90/924/Jk6pVl.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/poJk6pVlj)
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I'm not seeing the problem.
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I'm not seeing the problem.
Obviously, they have perfect teeth in that picture, so they CAN'T be British.
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Wait, you guys SERIOUSLY don't see the problem?
...the date is wrong. Duh.
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The Pixar one and the one with Michael Cena are hilarious (the others are funny too, but those stuck out).
Michael Cena is by all accounts a giant tool, which for some reason cracks me up. Since we really only know him as George Michael it's hard to picture him being a dick, but he's managed to get himself blacklisted from damn near everybody that isn't Ron Howard.
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The Pixar one and the one with Michael Cena are hilarious (the others are funny too, but those stuck out).
Michael Cena is by all accounts a giant tool, which for some reason cracks me up. Since we really only know him as George Michael it's hard to picture him being a dick, but he's managed to get himself blacklisted from damn near everybody that isn't Ron Howard.
Have you seen This Is The End? He's a total dick in that, when he is in it.
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The Pixar one and the one with Michael Cena are hilarious (the others are funny too, but those stuck out).
Michael Cena is by all accounts a giant tool, which for some reason cracks me up. Since we really only know him as George Michael it's hard to picture him being a dick, but he's managed to get himself blacklisted from damn near everybody that isn't Ron Howard.
Have you seen This Is The End? He's a total dick in that, when he is in it.
Well yea, but he's playing a dick.
Also I'm not a big fan of Cera, but the dude IS working. I dunno why you think he's blacklisted but he's getting steady work. I think he was recently nominated for a Tony, so he seems to be doing a good amount of stage work.
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I've got a boat load of these. They are glorious.
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:rollin
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THAT'S funny.
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THAT'S funny.
I know, right? A conservative friend of mine posted it, and I took a chance at a good troll by responding "Suck at football? The dude scored four touchdowns in a single game for chrissakes!!!" He bought it hook, line and sinker and went on a decent anti Kaep rant for a good twenty minutes before admitting his oversight :lol
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I recognize Al Bundy, but have no idea who the other guy is or why it's funny. ???
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I recognize Al Bundy, but have no idea who the other guy is or why it's funny. ???
This.
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That's Colin Kaepernick, former quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, and the man who started the protest of kneeling during the national anthem to protest systemic racism in the USA. He just became the face of Nike's 30th anniversary Just Do It ad campaign.
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Didn't the guy play in the Super Bowl? I think "suck" must be a rather relative term here.
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Didn't the guy play in the Super Bowl? I think "suck" must be a rather relative term here.
I always thought he had talent, though not top caliber NFL talent. He played nicely into a system designed by a very talented coach and had the help of a beast of a defense. As the the meme, I just thought it was funny. Don't need truth for that lol
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Didn't the guy play in the Super Bowl? I think "suck" must be a rather relative term here.
I always thought he had talent, though not top caliber NFL talent. He played nicely into a system designed by a very talented coach and had the help of a beast of a defense. As the the meme, I just thought it was funny. Don't need truth for that lol
A system that couldn't repeat their performance (and not even close). Not a minor point.
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That's Colin Kaepernick, former quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, and the man who started the protest of kneeling during the national anthem to protest systemic racism in the USA. He just became the face of Nike's 30th anniversary Just Do It ad campaign.
Thanks. I've heard of him, of course, but didn't know what he looks like.
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RJ, let me help you.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x500q90/921/70R0ck.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pl70R0ckj)
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Glorious!
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Yea, that's pretty amazing.
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I need one of me that says: "Believe in something. Even if it means banning everyone."
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I need one of me that says: "Believe in something. Even if it means banning everyone."
*awaits Zydar to wake up*
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Sorry bosk, I don't have a picture of you.
Only in my dreams :zydar:
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Thanks, jingle.Chad :lol
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:lol
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Seriously, thank you everyone for this thread and the contributions contained herein. I need it this evening.
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Ahh... the joys of being a primary school teacher! I gotta send this to jingle.daughter, since that's what she wants to be when she grows up.
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https://deadspin.com/chip-the-buffalo-destroyed-his-dick-and-balls-with-a-t-1829180280/amp?__twitter_impression=true
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5OJqCIMEcY&feature=youtu.be
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x500q90/922/aEVtAq.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pmaEVtAqj)
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:eek
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:lhk:
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I might be the only person to find this funny and it could be because I just recently woke up but this stuff making fun of clickbait websites just puts me in stitches
8 Photos Of Fat Emma Stone That I Have Brought To You From My Dimension At Great Personal Cost (https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/8-photos-of-fat-emma-stone-that-i-have-brought-to-you-f-1825121485?utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main&utm_medium=SocialMarketing)
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Still pretty. Still would.
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I might be the only person to find this funny and it could be because I just recently woke up but this stuff making fun of clickbait websites just puts me in stitches
8 Photos Of Fat Emma Stone That I Have Brought To You From My Dimension At Great Personal Cost (https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/8-photos-of-fat-emma-stone-that-i-have-brought-to-you-f-1825121485?utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main&utm_medium=SocialMarketing)
Clickhole is too beautiful for this earth, we don't deserve it.
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(https://imgur.com/it84701.jpg)
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Fantastic.
Does that pic remind anyone else of the M.A.S.K. cartoon series?
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Not in the slightest, but thank you for the brief trip down memory lane. I hadn't thought of M.A.S.K. in probably 20 years.
*goes to youtube to make sure M.A.S.K. is what I think it is.
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You're welcome!
Now you're stuck with that theme song for at least 15 hours.
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:lol Yep, exactly as I remembered. Thanks pal. Though I am now thinking of another possible(?) Transformers rip-off. And no it isn't the Go-Bots.
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Somebody hit the brakes a little to aggressively?
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Never heard of the MASK cartoon.
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:lol Yep, exactly as I remembered. Thanks pal. Though I am now thinking of another possible(?) Transformers rip-off. And no it isn't the Go-Bots.
(https://i.imgur.com/mrFlznJ.gif)
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Doesn’t ring a bell.
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G-Force? I ate that shit up as a kid
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I can confirm all this. :D
(https://i.redd.it/s1g00dftgho11.jpg)
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G-Force? I ate that shit up as a kid
Me too... guess that ran on in syndication for a long long time if you watched it as a kid.
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I can confirm all this. :D
(https://i.redd.it/s1g00dftgho11.jpg)
Saw this on Reddit today. The comment about looking through the book about The Little Mermaid, opening the last page and seeing Ariel sitting there and the word "Slut." made me laugh quite a bit. :lol
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G-Force? I ate that shit up as a kid
Me too... guess that ran on in syndication for a long long time if you watched it as a kid.
Must have - Cartoon Network aired it when I was... I dunno. I couldn't have been older than 7 or 8 at the ABSOLUTE latest, so 1995-1998 for me? I remember watching it with Pirates of Dark Water and other good stuff.
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G-Force? I ate that shit up as a kid
Me too... guess that ran on in syndication for a long long time if you watched it as a kid.
Must have - Cartoon Network aired it when I was... I dunno. I couldn't have been older than 7 or 8 at the ABSOLUTE latest, so 1995-1998 for me? I remember watching it with Pirates of Dark Water and other good stuff.
Battle of the Planets was around in the late 70s. I preferred Star Blazers, which was the same concept (serious anime overdubbed in English for kids).
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I think I remember Star Blazers. No recollection of Battle of the Planets. I much preferred this (although not anime): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg2-ZKvMrIQ
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Anyone remember "Spectreman"? It was on TBS when I first got cable.
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Jesus you guys are old. You take your pills and do your swimming pool aerobics today too? :lol :heart
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Star Blazers was amazing. Can still hum that theme song though I can't say I've heard it in decades. It was great how it had an overarching narrative, a specific mission the crew was tasked with (saving the Earth, no less!), instead of just a bunch of random adventures. There was a gravitas to it that for some reason 10 year old me could appreciate.
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Anyone remember "Spectreman"? It was on TBS when I first got cable.
Oh, heck yeah. I preferred Ultraman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWL0vXFo17Y But Specreman had a better theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Of2qGsh5I
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Jesus you guys are old. You take your pills and do your swimming pool aerobics today too? :lol :heart
If the tennis ball didn't fall off my walker, I'd be on you like a bee on a corn cob.
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Jesus you guys are old. You take your pills and do your swimming pool aerobics today too? :lol :heart
If the tennis ball didn't fall off my walker, I'd be on you like a bee on a corn cob.
:rollin
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Jesus you guys are old. You take your pills and do your swimming pool aerobics today too? :lol :heart
If I could put down my beer, the remote controller and get out of my recliner I'd show you a thing or two you whippersnapper!
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Jesus you guys are old. You take your pills and do your swimming pool aerobics today too? :lol :heart
It's a good thing you posted during bingo hour, or I'd've been forced to take my belt off and slap you with some leather.
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Jesus you guys are old. You take your pills and do your swimming pool aerobics today too? :lol :heart
It's a good thing you posted during bingo hour, or I'd've been forced to take my belt off and slap you with some leather.
I'd be fine with that :progsnob:
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:lol Yep, exactly as I remembered. Thanks pal. Though I am now thinking of another possible(?) Transformers rip-off. And no it isn't the Go-Bots.
(https://i.imgur.com/mrFlznJ.gif)
Oh man, I loved that show when I was a kid. Go Centurions!
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https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1045195351341203456
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(https://i.imgur.com/YJhWe.jpg)
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Got a chuckle. So silly you can't help it.
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I love that even the chair is fake. :lol
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Dark Crystal over dubbed.... some language...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frzaasghhrw&feature=youtu.be (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Frzaasghhrw&feature=youtu.be)
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(https://i.imgur.com/NomJY0l.jpg)
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I don't know, it's late and I laughed way to hard at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N9KyCfBbEQ
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The Twitter thread you didnt know you needed :lol
https://twitter.com/brett_kavanagh/status/1048367409491562496?s=21
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:lol
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:rollin
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That's a damn CFL, not a bulb.
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My friends a surgeon and you have no idea how many items has has pulled out of assholes :lol
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Not because he's a surgeon, he's just a pervert. :p
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:icy:
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(https://i.imgur.com/AoxtdbH.gif)
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:rollin
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"don't do that"
Don't worry. That will stop a few years into the marriage.
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"don't do that"
Don't worry. That will stop a few years into the marriage.
I think you're doing marriage wrong.
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I actually laughed all loud in the bar when I saw that GIF. People looked at me all weird.
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"don't do that"
Don't worry. That will stop a few years into the marriage.
I think you're doing marriage wrong.
No I am doing it right. By not getting married.
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To each their own but almost 24 years and I haven't heard "don't do that."
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https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1051510444001767424
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https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1051510444001767424
:lol
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https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1051510444001767424
Haha...stupid. But funny.
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(https://i.imgur.com/OWrJEiJ.jpg)
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:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
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(https://i.imgur.com/HL7nTG8.jpg)
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silly designers
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That guy looks like a guy I went to law school with (when he was younger, not now). A couple of you met him at the Maiden show in Brooklyn.
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(https://preview.redd.it/oqiek0rtx7u11.jpg?width=627&auto=webp&s=ab8e2e353358f036f738d3d275beccf5e729d3fd)
solid.
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Love that; no doubt he's being schooled at Call of Duty by some modded up 12-year-old with a screen name like "PnkdUpBtch420". (Yeah, no bitterness here! :))
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Or loswald696969.
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PTMonroemotorboat
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Jedgarrools666
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BlazeThatGrassyKnoll420
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"There's some more over there" (https://youtu.be/HnWy3Eh352w)
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"There's some more over there" (https://youtu.be/HnWy3Eh352w)
That's and oldie but a goodie. I love how his voice goes up a full octave when he hears the fine amount. In this case I don't think it was so much about composure, though. I think most reasonable people would have been far more inclined to bust out laughing at the guy than to taze him or drag him out of the car to kick his ass. Particularly in 1992.
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:lol
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:lol
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:clap:
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Kick her to the curb!
(Mostly because that is one ugly Dorothy. I mean, damn.)
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:rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/PvUbkP6.jpg)
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:rollin
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Shouldn't it be "you shay?" though :lol
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:lol
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/750x500q90/924/iJgsMo.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/poiJgsMoj)
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Fun fact: "Your mother was a hamster and your and your father smelt of elderberries" means "your mother was a whore and your father was a drunk"
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Fun fact: "Your mother was a hamster and your and your father smelt of elderberries" means "your mother was a whore and your father was a drunk"
That part I knew. What it took me a long while to figure out was that Ka-Nigits was the bad phonetic pronunciation of knights.
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I was the other way around. I figured out Ka-Nigits, but didn't understand the insult for years. I just thought it was something funny to say, calling someone's mother a hamster, etc.
If I recall correctly, hamsters are rodents (duh), and rodents are known for their sexual proclivity. So "your mother was a whore". Elderberries were commonly used to make cheap wine, and have a distinctive odor.
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:lol
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Fun fact: "Your mother was a hamster and your and your father smelt of elderberries" means "your mother was a whore and your father was a drunk"
That part I knew. What it took me a long while to figure out was that Ka-Nigits was the bad phonetic pronunciation of knights.
:lol :lol I never got that.
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Funny parenting paper text
Creative parenting at its finest :lol
Its hard to believe I didn't even have a cell phone until I was 18.
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Funny parenting paper text
Creative parenting at its finest :lol
Its hard to believe I didn't even have a cell phone until I was 18.
I barely had CABLE when I was 18.
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I think 18 was about when cable came out.
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I think 18 was about when cable came out.
Well, he debuted first as a baby in 1986, but then as a full adult character in 1990.
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My dad had a cable ready TV before anyone in the neighborhood. I had MTV before my friends. It was before the new boxes came out.
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I think 18 was about when cable came out.
Well, he debuted first as a baby in 1986, but then as a full adult character in 1990.
:clap:
It took me a bit, it was a Stryfe.
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I think 18 was about when cable came out.
Well, he debuted first as a baby in 1986, but then as a full adult character in 1990.
I turned 18 in 1987,so yeah, right around there.
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I hate it when the cool kids are making jokes and goofing around and I don't get it.
:)
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I feel like I aged 20 years reading those comments.....
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I feel like I aged 20 years reading those comments.....
20, try 30. :lol
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Funny parenting paper text
Creative parenting at its finest :lol
Its hard to believe I didn't even have a cell phone until I was 18.
13 channels, BABY!
I barely had CABLE when I was 18.
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Just out of luck, I found this band existed while doing some research for a hangman and I just couldn't help it :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/gnEoXoh.jpg)
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Your Photoshop skills are off the charts!
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Real men use paint (?)
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That's some Zydar level skillz, Nekov.
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:blush
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Good find, Nekov. :lol
We have re-branded though. The band's currently called Dream caTheter.
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Good find, Nekov. :lol
We have re-branded though. The band's currently called Dream caTheter.
:jingleboy:
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I didn't even know we played happy death metal?
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Diego. I have the original. You should have come to me first.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x400q90/924/491RQL.png) (https://imageshack.com/f/po491RQLp)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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Love Stadler in that. :lol
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Killing me.
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Killing me.
Love you bud.
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There is funny, there is utter funny, there is trascendent funny, and then there is that photoshop. :lol
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Flawless victory.
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(https://i.imgur.com/4SOlLJM.jpg)
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This may be categorised as funny, I personaly find it almost touching. Anyway, if you love music you have to check this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcBn04IyELc
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Diego. I have the original. You should have come to me first.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/550x400q90/924/491RQL.png) (https://imageshack.com/f/po491RQLp)
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin Perfect
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This may be categorised as funny, I personaly find it almost touching. Anyway, if you love music you have to check this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcBn04IyELc
A TDOE version of this would definitely be funny.
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Knowing what goes into animation like that... THAT WAS FREAKIN AWESOME!
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Stunning!! :hat
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Could just be my fanboyism, but this made me crack up
(https://preview.redd.it/yw93xpa67lw11.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=400112d2eef508f6a45a59ae2b1b48094f7b6421)
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A possible undertone to that meme is that the Na'vi are often seen as analogous to Native Americans, and there have been some new laws passed very recently which would seem designed to prevent (some) Native Americans from voting.
Or it's just something a bit nonsensical that somebody put together without any more thought than that.
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Can Na'vi open casinos though?
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Can Na'vi open casinos though?
Depends. Did they make....
Reservations?
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Love that. Lived that.
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Haven't we all. :biggrin:
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Woops. Wrong thread.
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As I said to Jackie, Undercover Others.
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:lol
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:rollin
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:rollin :rollin
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:lol :lol :lol
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GOD DAMMIT HEF!
You know how hard we work to keep all that a secret? STOP RUINING THIS FOR US!
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My bad.
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I always wanted to be a member of the Illuminati... until now. ;)
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As a card-carrying Illuminati member, I can tell you that three of those people are NOT on the member list.
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As a card-carrying Illuminati member, I can tell you that three of those people are NOT on the member list.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that card you have? It's the equivalent of those plastic sheriff's badges that cops give kids to make them feel special.
We are aware of you though.
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(https://i.imgur.com/JbOu1xP.jpg)
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Ya know, I like the metric system as much as the next guy, but let's be fair here. One is based on a foot, something most people have on their person at any given time. The other is based on 1,000,000th of the distance between the Earth's equator and pole. How many of us walk around with one of those in our pockets, eh?
Also, has anybody older than twelve ever had to know how many feet were in a mile with an accuracy greater than "I dunno, five thousand and some shit?"
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Wait, now I wanna know whose foot El Barto keeps in his pocket.
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Wait, now I wanna know whose foot El Barto keeps in his pocket.
:lol
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Wait, now I wanna know whose foot El Barto keeps in his pocket.
Nothing. He's just happy to see you.
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I didn't realize El Barto was one of those superstitious types carrying around a rabbit foot
speaking of, holy shit I forgot about those and I don't know why carrying a foot around made me think of that, but that's some kind of weird shit when I think about it. I had some rabbit foot keychains as a kid. Seems really bizarre now.
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Pocket? Don't look in the freezer! :)
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Place a cut lemon under the skin of the turkey before roasting.
Lighten up the mood at your Thanksgiving meal!
(https://imgur.com/zj5leqe.jpg)
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If we are modernizing the American Gothic picture, the lady should be making a duck face.
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Nice batch there :lol
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If we are modernizing the American Gothic picture, the lady should be making a duck face.
True, but I'm kinda glad she isn't. I always thought that that old lady had some dignity, and she's showing it here.
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That last one took me a minute, but it was worth the payoff. :)
"Tis what she proclaimed!"
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Folgers Incest Commercial - Extended Cut (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k)
Have no idea what I just watched.
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/650x400q90/924/q4zCSd.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/poq4zCSdj)
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Stealing!
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Language warning, but I have watched this video at least a dozen times and laugh every time. Fill that bag up! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5_TPW_Um10) The guys trying to talk to him and laughing make it even funnier
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Easiest "takedown" those Po-Po had that day.
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Language warning, but I have watched this video at least a dozen times and laugh every time. Fill that bag up! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5_TPW_Um10) The guys trying to talk to him and laughing make it even funnier
It won't matter here, he won't land in felony country, but I have to wonder how midgets fair in prison. Particularly midgets with acute cases of little man syndrome.
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No matter how much we try. People always forget we're a state.
https://www.kob.com/new-mexico-news/new-mexico-snubbed-jimmy-fallon-gives-nevada-credit-for-worlds-largest-nacho-dish/5145347/?fbclid=IwAR3ifsJTRVCMuwAoheN7-WG0XcdfG8VVXC5rsMS9NQFL_Qah0hGCeZd7h_8#.W-zck4pJYaI.facebook
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:rollin
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:lol
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(https://imgur.com/hGdEs7w.jpg)
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:lol
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Add in "Huggies Diapers = 22.00 x 2 years"
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Also "Trojan Condoms = $3.25 once a year" for fans of prog-metal :biggrin:
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Also "Trojan Condoms = $3.25 once ever" for fans of prog-metal :biggrin:
Fixed.
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Also "Trojan Condoms = $3.25 once a year" for fans of prog-metal :biggrin:
So you were the one with that one condom in your wallet that would make that "ring" in your corduroy back pocket for all to see.
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They should have a similar sign by the AIDS medication.
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(https://i.imgur.com/nUEl7Y1.jpg)
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At first I thought that that was going to be an analogy to arming the teachers with handguns, which I think is not only a horrible idea, but downright batshit-fucking-insane.
But I don't think it's that, so it's pretty funny. You don't argue with the guy holding a sword in your face.
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Puddin Pop with Skittles
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Barrier Man saved my life once! He is the greatest!
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His pointing beam sent me on the right path!
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Look at all those conjured barriers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi-caIgzshY
Lols (for me) started at 1:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi-caIgzshY
Lols (for me) started at 1:56
Well, based on the inconsistent tempo and strange drum beat parts, he could be a shoe in for Metallica.
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(https://i.imgur.com/wTgt3Sa.jpg)
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/650x400q90/922/FLc5l7.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pmFLc5l7j)
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Spot on with both of those.
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Spot on with both of those.
Yep. I’ve used the ‘as I detailed in my prior email’ as well.
And the Grinch is much more relatable these days.
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Now she's just a HO.
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:clap:
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yup pretty much :lol and makes me so thankful for the USB C
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Lol. So true Gary.
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/650x400q90/921/2NSLQ2.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pl2NSLQ2j)
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I have no idea who this band is but this is easily the greatest band hiatus announcement message I've ever seen.
https://www.facebook.com/witchrot/photos/a.605851069834154/605848263167768/?type=3&theater
Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however will continue the band in another space and time, being ripe with hate the music is slowly flowing and without a doubt will become the most devastating, torturous music I have ever created. Thanks for the support, stay heavy - Peter
Also our drummer died...
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Damn, that is somewhat intense.
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I have no idea who this band is but this is easily the greatest band hiatus announcement message I've ever seen.
https://www.facebook.com/witchrot/photos/a.605851069834154/605848263167768/?type=3&theater (https://www.facebook.com/witchrot/photos/a.605851069834154/605848263167768/?type=3&theater)
Due to the unfortunate reality of our guitarist fucking my girlfriend of almost 7 years WITCHROT will be taking an extended hiatus. I however will continue the band in another space and time, being ripe with hate the music is slowly flowing and without a doubt will become the most devastating, torturous music I have ever created. Thanks for the support, stay heavy - Peter
Also our drummer died...
(https://i.imgur.com/26LlVuy.png)
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"Ho-ho-ho" is brilliant. :lol
I don't get the Arnold one.
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"Ho-ho-ho" is brilliant. :lol
I don't get the Arnold one.
Excellently designed phone case.
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! :D
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ff_5822.jpg)
I can totally relate to that. If I was still a kid I'd be doing it the whole day to see how fast I can go.
Okay, I would probably do it as an adult too if I saw a thing like that somewhere. :biggrin:
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I still do that, just with a car now
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I'm right now trying to figure out how to get that to read a baseball. Not that it wouldn't be soul-crushing to see a top speed of 50-some-odd but still. I'd try. :)
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I'm right now trying to figure out how to get that to read a baseball. Not that it wouldn't be soul-crushing to see a top speed of 50-some-odd but still. I'd try. :)
Is the gun that measures car speed any different than the one they use on the baseball diamond? I had thought they were essentially the same. Just throw the damn ball, and hope it hits something (other than police property) before rolling down the street several blocks.
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I'm right now trying to figure out how to get that to read a baseball. Not that it wouldn't be soul-crushing to see a top speed of 50-some-odd but still. I'd try. :)
Is the gun that measures car speed any different than the one they use on the baseball diamond? I had thought they were essentially the same. Just throw the damn ball, and hope it hits something (other than police property) before rolling down the street several blocks.
Seriously, man, WTF is wrong with you? :lol
Seems to me that a police radar gun has to be able to account for varying angles of approach. No cop has ever had the balls to walk out into the street to clock me head on. I've actually seen them run radar at near right angles. I suppose that detecting the Doppler shift would necessarily give you the range and direction of travel, as well. While certainly over my head, calculating an accurate speed based on the three variables is probably pretty easy. If that's the case then you should be able to hurl a baseball a few feet to the right of the thing and still get an accurate reading. Though in all honestly, the speed at which you can throw a baseball is a pretty poor indicator of manliness if you're not willing to hit a damn radar trailer to find out. :biggrin:
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Though in all honestly, the speed at which you can throw a baseball is a pretty poor indicator of manliness if you're not willing to hit a damn radar trailer to find out. :biggrin:
That right there is a big part of why I like you so much.
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Huh, I have never seen them aim the gun at traffic at such a significant oblique angle.
I will chalk this up to the One New Thng I Learned Today.
And it isn't lost on me that you can ask me that question, phrased as such, and get a chuckle out of me, whereas pretty much anyone else might get a slap in the face. :)
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Huh, I have never seen them aim the gun at traffic at such a significant oblique angle.
I will chalk this up to the One New Thng I Learned Today.
And it isn't lost on me that you can ask me that question, phrased as such, and get a chuckle out of me, whereas pretty much anyone else might get a slap in the face. :)
Well I hoped you learned two new things yesterday, because the one I taught you was surprisingly wrong. :lol
Cop radar does not account for the angle of offset, and they're surprisingly inaccurate as that angle increases. Up to around 25° the accuracy stays within 90%, but after that it nosedives all the way to 0 at 90°. Turns out The Man has no reason to want this resolved, as the inaccuracy is always in the driver's favor. You will always be driving as fast or faster than the speed indicated on his gun, which makes this a really shitty defense in court. And since the radar is technically secondary to Johnny's, I shit you not, training and expertise in visual speed recognition, the general inaccuracy isn't relevant. Whereas were the radar gun manufacturers to incorporate cosine differential error correction they'd be adding a whole new wrinkle to what is already a tried and true aid to conviction.
This does nothing to address why I see cops sitting at oblique angles running radar, though. Maybe they just pull over to burn one and leave the radar on for good measure. I don't know. It does tell me that you should throw your baseball just inside that nine, though.
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(https://i.imgur.com/vi6XS5Y.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CmMGArV.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/rg2Lerd.jpg)
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Johnny's, I shit you not, training and expertise in visual speed recognition
Which we know is bullshit; even among professionals that work in the industry, we know from the number of train accidents every year that judging speed is a very tricky proposition for human beings. Indirectly, my company sells billions of dollars in equipment* every year predicated on that inexactness.
* My company has a division that sells signaling equipment to major railroads and regional transit authorities. "Signaling" equipment is shorthand for the complicated system that you know as "crossing gates", though that is just the tip of the proverbial iceberg.
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(https://preview.redd.it/6b34ou9piv121.jpg?width=934&auto=webp&s=27dbf958c8d9fc503f8cfc8e025d609ab0457592)
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It's okay, though, she has pretty eyes.
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I laughed way too hard at this....
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/ff_5832.jpg)
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lol
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White dudes can't rock white suits.
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White dudes can't rock white suits.
(https://www.friartux.com/pub/media/magefan_blog/2014/04/great-gatsby-white.jpg)
(Connery would have been too easy)
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And for a picture of a man who looks like he has testicles:
(https://zerode.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/bogart-casablanca.jpg)
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White dudes can't rock white suits.
(https://www.friartux.com/pub/media/magefan_blog/2014/04/great-gatsby-white.jpg)
(Connery would have been too easy)
Good call on both. But speaking of testicles, I don't know how a man crosses their legs like that. Mine just don't move that way.
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White dudes can't rock white suits.
(https://www.friartux.com/pub/media/magefan_blog/2014/04/great-gatsby-white.jpg)
(Connery would have been too easy)
Good call on both. But speaking of testicles, I don't know how a man crosses their legs like that. Mine just don't move that way.
Yeah, you gotta be pretty careful and take your time with that. I only watched half the movie (I thought it was worse than the novel) so I don't recall the scene, but I'm guessing it cut to him already positioned like that and didn't show him sitting down. If not, I bet the blooper reel was pretty long and profane.
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(https://panika.be/uploads/galerii/smesni-fotki-v524/smesni-fotki-v524-3.jpg)
(https://humorside.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/daily-afternoon-funny-picdump-302-03.jpg)
(https://img.izismile.com/img/img11/20180724/640/you_can_never_get_tired_of_vacation_memes_640_19.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/ff_5850.jpg)
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Last one is Josh. :lol
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Madafakas :lol
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(https://imgur.com/quH93a8.jpg)
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White dudes can't rock white suits.
(https://www.friartux.com/pub/media/magefan_blog/2014/04/great-gatsby-white.jpg)
(Connery would have been too easy)
Good call on both. But speaking of testicles, I don't know how a man crosses their legs like that. Mine just don't move that way.
Yeah, you gotta be pretty careful and take your time with that. I only watched half the movie (I thought it was worse than the novel) so I don't recall the scene, but I'm guessing it cut to him already positioned like that and didn't show him sitting down. If not, I bet the blooper reel was pretty long and profane.
Maybe it's the European in me but I've never had an issue crossing my legs.
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I could never cross my legs even when I was in shape.
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(https://i.imgur.com/70A1hOt.jpg)
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I could never cross my legs even when I was in shape.
So true.
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Maybe it's the European in me but I've never had an issue crossing my legs.
I never crossed my legs until I saw the Godfather
(https://data.whicdn.com/images/239494793/large.jpg)
I thought it gave off kind of a cool confidence, so I started doing it as well.
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Mystery pic
:rollin :rollin
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(https://imgur.com/quH93a8.jpg)
Meep Meep
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(https://i.imgur.com/i6y6gcr.jpg)
Case closed, I guess.
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Is there no end to police brutality?
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Is there no end to police brutality?
It was prolly a black squirrel.
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All Nuts Matter?
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Did the police also kill a moose? If so, they were clearly Russian agents. Collusion!
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White dudes can't rock white suits.
(https://www.friartux.com/pub/media/magefan_blog/2014/04/great-gatsby-white.jpg)
(Connery would have been too easy)
[Serious] Is this a white suit though? Maybe it's the lighting, but that seems to be more of a cream color. There's a huge different between cream and white. Also, I don't know much about Connery, but a quick google shows him wearing a white jacket with park pants. That's also different than an all white suite.
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Is there no end to police brutality?
Look, if the squirrel just cooperated, we could have avoided all of this. It's on the squirrel. They can be incredibly dangerous; the cop shouldn't have to risk his life.
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Maybe the town didn't have special really tiny instruments necessary to save the squirrel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FieGqyLJYHc
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Is there no end to police brutality?
Look, if the squirrel just cooperated, we could have avoided all of this. It's on the squirrel. They can be incredibly dangerous; the cop shouldn't have to risk his life.
You can spin this all day long, but that poor innocent squirrel (I heard he just got into Squirrel college too, first in his family) was killed simply BECAUSE he was a squirrel. The police do not value their lives, and it's a systemic problem. Maybe if they have such low regard for the lives of squirrels, they should find a new career. Squirrel lives matter! What's next? Chipmunks? You really want the police to kill Alvin, Simon, and Theodore? You monster.
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White dudes can't rock white suits.
(https://www.friartux.com/pub/media/magefan_blog/2014/04/great-gatsby-white.jpg)
(Connery would have been too easy)
[Serious] Is this a white suit though? Maybe it's the lighting, but that seems to be more of a cream color. There's a huge different between cream and white. Also, I don't know much about Connery, but a quick google shows him wearing a white jacket with park pants. That's also different than an all white suite.
It's not a bright white, but it's not cream.
(https://www.fanjackets.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/great-gatsby-suit-off-white.jpg)
In any case, I think it demonstrates the point. As did Bogie a post after mine. And before we discount Connery with his dinner jacket ensemble, I'll point out that the white guy that started this whole thing was also wearing the same white jacket/dark pants as Bond.
And really, I think with suits it almost always comes down to how well tailored they are. A white suit is going to call more attention, but if it's perfectly fit that's a good thing.
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Does Tom Wolfe fit into this conversation at all?
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(https://i.imgur.com/ZSeEaQv.jpg)
But where are the hoverboards?
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:omg:
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That's fantastic!
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There are alternative captions that work, though, including "Both are kind, absent-minded idealists with little grounding in reality" and "Both are agressive men who realize that now and again you have to crack a few eggs to make a few omelets". Not as funny, but just as accurate.
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(https://i.imgur.com/8jPXkA4.gif)
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There are alternative captions that work, though, including "Both are kind, absent-minded idealists with little grounding in reality" and "Both are agressive men who realize that now and again you have to crack a few eggs to make a few omelets". Not as funny, but just as accurate.
When do you think the last time Trump cracked an egg was?
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(https://i.imgur.com/ZSeEaQv.jpg)
But where are the hoverboards?
(https://preview.redd.it/kfkkrdbixhy11.jpg?width=774&auto=webp&s=b021a85057676aee4544a0ca44f2901b5f7bd7b7)
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(https://i.imgur.com/8jPXkA4.gif)
Not quite as funny without the audio. Have you seen the actual commercial?
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I'd rather have the puppies.
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*boobies and burger*
Not quite as funny without the audio. Have you seen the actual commercial?
I haven't, no. What's the commercial about?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBb-M_FfcGo
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/450x600q90/922/sqxcMJ.jpg) (https://imageshack.com/f/pmsqxcMJj)
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Makes me think of a Waifu Pillow
(https://i.imgur.com/AzwhU9W.jpg)
(https://www.spa-monkeys.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/4.jpg)
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I know a few here that probably own that. Lol
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I know a few here that probably own that. Lol
It's okay Joe. You can be honest here. We won't judge you.
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(https://i.imgur.com/WzvbI5f.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/WzvbI5f.jpg)
Chad's gonna love that one
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Dude... where do you think I got the line from!?!?!? :lol :lol
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But while we're on Guy Fieri meme's...
(https://i.redd.it/a1ik28ksnd8z.jpg)
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/62567010.jpg)
(https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/tumblr-noi42gnvtt1re0c97o1-1280-1521654682.jpg)
(https://pics.me.me/daddy-fieri-lets-mik-our-ingredients-ive-got-the-uri-25579028.png)
(https://i.redd.it/0tex7jptojo01.jpg)
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The Flavorstone. lolololol
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I know a few here that probably own that. Lol
It's okay Joe. You can be honest here. We won't judge you.
I've slept with a dumpster before but never a fridge. :biggrin:
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I know a few here that probably own that. Lol
You say that like it's a bad thing :angry:
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48120747_10156502871710568_8673910552780603392_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=af76a8eb26fb7f681db0be3bd5304fdb&oe=5C8D08B5)
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*claps*
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(https://imgur.com/HVvcmqc.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol
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Time for some puns:
(https://i.imgur.com/B9KXfhG.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MkAOw8A.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/vjEFRzS.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/c1HHMMj.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/aBImrOa.jpg)
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:lol
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Very punny.
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those were no joke.
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That Arnold one :lol
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:lol good batch
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(https://i.imgur.com/HyWZG.jpg)
Classic Randy.
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I never used Windows Vista, ever, hated it from day one.
Chose to remain in Windows XP and skipped right into Windows 7
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We had one PC, the cheapo one for the kids, that happened to come with Vista. Whether the PC would've been total crap without Vista, we don't know, but it was Vista and it was crap.
Heck, I'd probably still use XP if they'd kept that one going and had a nice 64-bit version. That OS was stable as fuck. Loved it.
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We had one PC, the cheapo one for the kids, that happened to come with Vista. Whether the PC would've been total crap without Vista, we don't know, but it was Vista and it was crap.
Heck, I'd probably still use XP if they'd kept that one going and had a nice 64-bit version. That OS was stable as fuck. Loved it.
I've still got computers at the shop running XP. Best OS they made.
I usually skip two or three at at time. I went from Win95-XP-10. No 2000, NT, Vista, 7 or 8. And it's never the OS that forces me to update. It's always the tertiary stuff. Games will generally run on older OS's, but some of the requirements won't be available. Usually some bullshit dotnet component or something. Just as likely there's no driver support. At home trying to combine an older and newer graphics card proved completely impossible.
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I've still got computers at the shop running XP. Best OS they made.
That's impressive. We're like 10 years away from XP now, aren't we? But if you never need to change anything, the hardware's still holding up and can run the software you need, there's no reason why you couldn't.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Du9WpieXgAAKEqt?format=jpg&name=small)
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had to deal with this in the morning logging into work:
(https://i.imgur.com/A0xdD6d.jpg)
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:rollin
Been a long time since I watched that show.
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That's awesome!
Especially when at work you have several login/passwords and the password expiration/resets are staggered so that you have to do it every couple weeks instead of all at once.
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(https://preview.redd.it/ixdfks5hua621.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=fa80c37eac1a0beea65bfceb64dbc760ce451f32)
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Didn't they do that (kinda) on Arrested Development?
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:rollin @HumanUber
(https://preview.redd.it/5vnns612ag621.jpg?width=552&auto=webp&s=ccd579aa205a1a8ac380a9e694dec3878420bf71)
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(https://i.imgur.com/st4j9t7.gif)
Cheerio!
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DvXglPaW0AE3Zgn.jpg)
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A new nose and freshly painted nails. Voldemort be styling.
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Classic
(https://i.imgur.com/IM63nGq.gif)
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Classic
(https://i.imgur.com/IM63nGq.gif)
Just get two. Get her soup in defiance of the guy's wishes. If she doesn't appreciate the cleverness of your ploy you can use it to scald her. Eat the other in celebration of learning of her awfulness before it was too late.
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I miss seinfeld
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They show Seinfeld every day here, double episodes at 5 PM when I get home from work. Could be my favourite show of all time - or at least Top 5.
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Damn, the gif didn't work apparently. Ah well you know what i'm talking about. :D
Nvm, i'm just tired.
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(https://i.imgur.com/QCle3Iy.gif)
I found a teaser of Blob's new animation video ;D
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/QCle3Iy.gif)
I found a teaser of Blob's new animation video ;D
Damn, Blob's work is getting really good.
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(https://i.imgur.com/QCle3Iy.gif)
I found a teaser of Blob's new animation video ;D
:lol Thanks for spoiling it.
Also I would totally play a full game like this.
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Sorry if I've posted this before but I can't get enough of it. I didn't laugh the first time I saw this but every time I've shown my friends, they laughed their butts off. Eminem as a Talking Heads song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNhJOw4h1hU
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(https://i.imgur.com/wmeHF2Y.gif)
What Instagram notifications look like if you have 8 million followers.
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^ that’s :eek
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Makes me glad I don't have instagram
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Makes me glad I only have 7 million followers.
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What's Instagram?
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(https://i-cdn.embed.ly/1/display?key=fd92ebbc52fc43fb98f69e50e7893c13&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fcxlbzrsxcy821.jpg)
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:rollin
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(https://i-cdn.embed.ly/1/display?key=fd92ebbc52fc43fb98f69e50e7893c13&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fcxlbzrsxcy821.jpg)
Repost, yet appropriate.
(https://imgur.com/quH93a8.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/7odqIcR.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2nSwUMY.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/WSOOPcZ.jpg)
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For those of you looking to get a BBC...
(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/b4fcae_b405b3abb9204437ae531991b149958f~mv2_d_4032_3024_s_4_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_566,h_324,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/MVIMG_20180710_080434.webp)
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(https://preview.redd.it/wx52jx35wda21.jpg?width=515&auto=webp&s=2c1349054e5cbe7663b19786f15db50a9ebb00a2)
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(https://i.imgur.com/G2DH2S0.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/tqliEt2.jpg)
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(https://preview.redd.it/s5lbjerkfsa21.jpg?width=768&auto=webp&s=c9ec3689c071ad7c2e666857ed16b299b3472830)
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It's funny because that really is a perfect shit-eating grin. At the same time, those things are probably really awful looking. Depending on how straight his head's screwed on he might be weeping on the inside.
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It's an actual documented medical condition, and I don't remember what it's called, but it's pretty much what you'd expect, "gigantomams" or something.
As with any other part of the human body, things can go wrong with the DNA programming, causing them to be underdeveloped or overdeveloped, but to be honest, having huge tits has got to be pretty far down the list of problems to have. It's okay, I'm sure someone will love you and your huge tits.
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It's an actual documented medical condition, and I don't remember what it's called, but it's pretty much what you'd expect, "gigantomams" or something.
As with any other part of the human body, things can go wrong with the DNA programming, causing them to be underdeveloped or overdeveloped, but to be honest, having huge tits has got to be pretty far down the list of problems to have. It's okay, I'm sure someone will love you and your huge tits.
Eh, having huge tits is different than have tits that don't stop growing. You reach a point where you have 20lb sacks of fat hanging off the front of you. I worked with a woman years ago who had this and she had 3 or 4 surgeries (same one every time) over the course of her life for reduction, and she was still a EE or something like that. If I remember correctly, the procedure was in the ballpark of $10K, and her insurance didn't cover it.
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Amazing how her insurance wouldn't cover it. I'm a tit man myself and my HS GF had a big rack and she often complained about back pain from it and wanted a reduction. I'd imagine if you have such a condition, it'll start to affect the rest of your body and that's a good enough reason to have a procedure.
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It's an actual documented medical condition, and I don't remember what it's called, but it's pretty much what you'd expect, "gigantomams" or something.
As with any other part of the human body, things can go wrong with the DNA programming, causing them to be underdeveloped or overdeveloped, but to be honest, having huge tits has got to be pretty far down the list of problems to have. It's okay, I'm sure someone will love you and your huge tits.
Eh, having huge tits is different than have tits that don't stop growing. You reach a point where you have 20lb sacks of fat hanging off the front of you. I worked with a woman years ago who had this and she had 3 or 4 surgeries (same one every time) over the course of her life for reduction, and she was still a EE or something like that. If I remember correctly, the procedure was in the ballpark of $10K, and her insurance didn't cover it.
True. Perhaps it was in poor taste, but I was making a joke. This is the "funny stuff" thread after all.
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It's an actual documented medical condition, and I don't remember what it's called, but it's pretty much what you'd expect, "gigantomams" or something.
As with any other part of the human body, things can go wrong with the DNA programming, causing them to be underdeveloped or overdeveloped, but to be honest, having huge tits has got to be pretty far down the list of problems to have. It's okay, I'm sure someone will love you and your huge tits.
Well, you ninja'd me with a correction before I could come down on you. :lol
One thing I will say is that tit-man or no, those are not going to be attractive. She probably had a 3 month window at some point in her life where they were spectacular, and that has long since past. Best case scenario is that the kid is smiling because they just saved up enough money for a breast reduction surgery. From there a good surgeon could turn those into something pretty damned nice, should she choose.
And my guess would be hypermastasia.
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That sounds right. I knew it was something like that.
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And my guess would be hypermastasia.
Yeah, I think I have that too.
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And my guess would be hypermastasia.
Wasn't that a movie? I think it flopped.
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And my guess would be hypermastasia.
Wasn't that a movie? I think it flopped.
Agreed. It was a bust.
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And my guess would be hypermastasia.
Wasn't that a movie? I think it flopped.
Agreed. It was a bust.
Huh. I hadn't heard that. I appreciate you guys keeping me abreast of the situation. The drama is just titillating.
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Bravo guys!
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OK guys - that's enough. I think you've milked this for all it's worth.
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This thread has turned into a juggernaut.
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Is this the Queensryche thread? Because it seems to lack Tate.
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This thread is the vest :metal
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I don't mean to be a boob, but I'm a little offended that no one nipped this in the bud when it started.
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You guys are a real handful. You joke, but he seems rather in love with her. She's definitely his main squeeze.
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Penis!!! :facepalm:
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I heard she like to serve yams with dinner.
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I guess it’s breast to keep this going.
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/cc/ac/c0ccace5d115c22fb0c99ff11ed33b58.jpg)
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Falling into The Headlights. 2nd single.
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This thread has turned into a juggernaut.
I tittered at most of the puns here, but my laughter really ballooned when I read this.
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don't you think it's time we 'nip' this in the bud and carry on?
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Why? We're clearly having bags of fun here.
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We're all just bosom buddies.
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Jugheadjns.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/mUnMbc9.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/uxJgvuE.jpg)
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(https://preview.redd.it/kqbv8tcdq6b21.jpg?width=558&auto=webp&s=6b64a069b40eacc640fa138a9cb69a593694efd4)
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GOOD CAGE!
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Wow, that's going deep. I like it.
Is it the tat that makes it look that way, or is shawty in the front sucking in her gut like she's making weight for a title fight?
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I think the lighting hides facial features and makes her look like him :lol
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This is religion in a nut shell. (https://i.imgur.com/53UAAor.jpg)
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Marie Antoinette's 10-year challenge:
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxRGgNnX4AEmmsd?format=jpg&name=small)
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(https://i.imgur.com/26Mq7Vd.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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(https://preview.redd.it/tapdntsy4qb21.jpg?width=483&auto=webp&s=d7cbd3f45ca764cdf448a7d82f7addbcd0dfcffd)
(https://preview.redd.it/lpoh3eqsvtb21.jpg?width=750&auto=webp&s=5bb494f8b853e9d87a121f56927f589b33f1cdf0)
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(https://i.imgur.com/8MSAoHG.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/8MSAoHG.jpg)
Holy fuck! :biggrin: (pun absolutely intended)
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(https://i.imgur.com/8MSAoHG.jpg)
Holy fuck! :biggrin: (pun absolutely intended)
I texted this pic to my in law side of the family and my bro in law texted me back and said it was inappropriate and disrespectful.
As if I’m not allowed to have a sense of humor because I’m a Christian?
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That's not even close to being inappropriate nor disrespectful.
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I can understand people getting offended by the second one taking it as blasphemous, but the first one is just a funny sign of badly arranged words, nothing inappropriate or disrespectful about that one.
But some people will take any opportunity to get offended by something. :biggrin:
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I texted this pic to my in law side of the family and my bro in law texted me back and said it was inappropriate and disrespectful.
As if I’m not allowed to have a sense of humor because I’m a Christian?
Bro in Law needs a better sense of humor
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I get that the legal industry can be stressful, but he's gotta know not to take things seriously once in a while.
:P
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(https://i.imgur.com/HiIfQdN.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/HiIfQdN.jpg)
That was a few blocks from home. Now they're a few blocks from work.
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And is it an aquarium?
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And is it an aquarium?
Nah, but the truth might actually be funnier. It's a gay bar.
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And is it an aquarium?
Nah, but the truth might actually be funnier. It's a gay bar.
That IS far funnier.
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And is it an aquarium?
Nah, but the truth might actually be funnier. It's a gay bar.
Haha thats funny. I don't think I'd want to go to a Gay Bar called liquid zoo.
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haha wow :lol
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Probably a whole lot of Yellow handkerchiefs in there
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And is it an aquarium?
Nah, but the truth might actually be funnier. It's a gay bar.
That IS far funnier.
What makes it even funnier is how our Swedish friend posted something as funny and that our Texan friend actually knew and verified that it's even funnier in reality :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/O77oXqR.png)
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:lol :lol
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(https://preview.redd.it/g4mrzgomkkd21.jpg?width=666&auto=webp&s=d48faf4377a4f187e57c238f64271539be0c194c)
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Awesome! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/O77oXqR.png)
:lol
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A musical 'fuck you'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XM6P6mygPw
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Stealing from RJ's FB...
(https://www.fempositive.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/vaxx-1.jpg)
But the responses! I'm dyin. Absolutely lost my shit at Frank's Hot Sauce
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:rollin
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Take her to NY they will abort it? Holy shit.
I don't have Facebook but it is things like this that make me really think about signing up.
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My fave is "Build a wall around her and make the vaccinated people pay for it. Sending my thoughts and prayers. " :rollin
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My favorite was "Post about it on FACEBOOK", and that one even had the ironic "#GodBless" at the end.
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My fave is "Build a wall around her and make the vaccinated people pay for it. Sending my thoughts and prayers. " :rollin
Yeah, the winner hands down.
Take her to NY they will abort it? Holy shit.
All alone in second.
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:lol definitely some gems in that comment section
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I was cracking up. Mrs. Orbert demanded that I share, and even she laughed. That is significant.
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(https://preview.redd.it/un93yz8h4yd21.jpg?width=822&auto=webp&s=3c0e4c0a992814d412a8750ca8bb7ef9c4730062)
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A musical 'fuck you'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XM6P6mygPw
This was awesome!
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A musical 'fuck you'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XM6P6mygPw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XM6P6mygPw)
This was awesome!
Yeah, it sounds like "Game Over" music from a video game :lol
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(https://external-preview.redd.it/FC8iGTLkYYIhjjAi1vhxUKOeZ-lYCISXJJeWT2m8l_U.jpg?width=480&auto=webp&s=cd63e478b1814521b025171f72ae0c341489e182)
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I wonder what a prog chair would look like. ;)
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Maybe something like this?
(https://static.dezeen.com/uploads/2015/12/Disposture-chair-by-Jessica-Ross_dezeen_936_5.jpg)
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Chair looks about right. Girl is too hot for prog, though.
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Girl is too hot for prog, though.
She's the merch. counter girl......she's paid to be there to sucker in the prog geeks
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Ah, that makes sense. Hot babe = more sales to prog geeks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgUvGOCXB_U
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgUvGOCXB_U
What did I just watch??
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He is so moved by the chair. :lol
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He's moved all right. This is "fame" in 2019, guys. :tdwn
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I watched this just because of Chad's post—I usually don't click on YouTube links without any description—and I have no idea what that was. Can I join the fogey club?
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(https://cdn.connox.de/m/100107/216590/media/Spectrum/Steltman-Stuhl/Spectrum-Steltman-Stuhl-Eiche-massiv-Freisteller.jpg)
This does look like a prog chair, don't you think?
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Odd number of legs? Prog AF :metal
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(https://i.imgur.com/2qkfAm3.jpg)
Too soon?
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This Video is pretty funny with Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YioAD0gQQSM&t=5s
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(https://i.imgur.com/2qkfAm3.jpg)
Too soon?
8/10. Still pretty damn funny, but it needed to be the upper puzzle piece.
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That was actually my first thought was well. :lol
Yeah, still good though. Also, I would do grotesque puzzles so much more often than boring landscapes and such (with a blurry picture on the cover so it's a surprise). Surely that's a thing already, right? Hm...time to google.
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https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/muc/d/milwaukee-krull-themed-metal-band/6806912364.html
Looking to start a KRULL themed metal band. Dude, fuckin' KRULL.
The songs will be influenced by the hit 1983 sci-fi / fantasy movie "Krull" and the music will be devoted to the atmosphere of the great film Krull and the Krull mythos. It will basically be all things Krull on stage. The lyrics will also be about Krull and contain quotes from Krull.
The music is a hybrid of traditional heavy metal, early doom metal, power metal, and true metal. This basically means no poseurs, so if you listen to lame garbage like metalcore or deathcore or that djent junk where all the riffs just sound like morse code, then maybe you should go back to the mall with your stupid anime haircut and your stretchy ear piercings and your glasses.
Think about it... There's countless bands that are Lord Of The Rings themed, tons of HP Lovecraft bands, endless bands that won't shut up about Satan, millions of bands that won't shut up about their stupid feelings, tons of cookie-cutter stoner bands called BongWitchWizardGoatSmoker or whatever, a plethora of toughguy beatdown weightlifting hardcore bands, zillions of wimpy indie bands with skinny jeans and beards and glasses, but is there a mighty badass KRULL themed metal band? No! So let's start a fuckin' KRULL metal band and be heavy as shit with tons of awesome guitar solos and show all these lame boring poseur bands what's up.
The right players should have obviously seen the movie KRULL. Preferably on VHS which is its intended form.
At the first practice we can watch KRULL and then collaborate with ideas for lyrics and Krull-inspired riffs.
There's a lot of really badass Krull t-shirts available online so I figure we can get those and wear them onstage. Maybe we can get a custom resonant bass drum head with a picture of the Glaive on the front. That would RULE.
I am proficient in bass, drums, guitar, keyboards, and different vocal styles, so I can do whatever. I also dabble in home recording and have a decent Cubase setup.
KRULL RULES
DEATH TO FALSE METAL.
Scarily enough, I'd be on board with a band dedicated to the almighty Krull. :metal
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I so wish I lived in Milwaukee right now.
Oh, and: The right players should have obviously seen the movie KRULL. Preferably on VHS which is its intended form.
:rollin :tup
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/5CrabbsNRbeLe/giphy.gif)
and yes, thats Liam Neeson on the left.
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Assman, denied licence plate, displays name across truck's tailgate (https://news.yahoo.com/assman-denied-licence-plate-displays-155907733.html)
(https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/1.c8jgV3nkhrEzVOE6cYtA--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NjIwO2g9NDY1/http://media.zenfs.com/en-CA/homerun/cbc.ca/452a09932e92c80c76e1e8a5e8ba9a9b)
Pronounced "Oss-men".
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Hell yeah Ass man
(https://media.giphy.com/media/OgVo8yLvEfH1K/giphy.gif)
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I heard about this on the local radio station the other day - not the part about painting it on his truck, but being denied the license plate.
He's not a proctologist though.
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I heard about this on the local radio station the other day - not the part about painting it on his truck, but being denied the license plate.
As did I.
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I have no idea who any of those people are, although the bottom-right guy looks kinda like Woody Harrelson.
(https://i.imgur.com/ulRUnYa.png)
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I have no idea who any of those people are, although the bottom-right guy looks kinda like Woody Harrelson.
I think that is Woody Harrelson. The only other person I recognize is Dr. Tim Whatley in the top left.
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Isn't the joke that top left is young Bryan Cranston/Walter White, top right is older BC/WW, middle left is young Aaron Paul/Jesse Pinkman, middle right is old AP/JP, and lower left is young Anna Gunn/Skylar White while lower right is old AG/SW (but really Woody Harrelson).
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I figured the joke was along those lines, but since I don't really recognize them, I wasn't sure. Walter White is the guy from Breaking Bad, right?
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Sure thing.
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(https://preview.redd.it/ptu5u9mkzpg21.jpg?width=702&auto=webp&s=e74650f447e234cbcdc28ccf7aa9625fb30a1757)
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:rollin :rollin
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Stealing from Splent/Floyd's FB feeds:
(https://scontent.fykz1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48112634_2227849040805339_8506891966267523072_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent.fykz1-1.fna&oh=56c7c5df0c851c429df32a3d2ba38afa&oe=5CF9B323)
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Michael Cera as Screech :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/eAVPBCR.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/eAVPBCR.gif)
The Philadelphia Parking Authority used to do shit like that too.
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The Philadelphia Parking Authority used to do shit like that too.
You aint kidding man. I'd look around and there's no one in sight for blocks, walk away from the car for two seconds and they come jumping out of the sewers and shit writing the ticket up, :yeahright
So happy I don't have to go into the city on a regular basis anymore
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The Philadelphia Parking Authority used to do shit like that too.
You aint kidding man. I'd look around and there's no one in sight for blocks, walk away from the car for two seconds and they come jumping out of the sewers and shit writing the ticket up, :yeahright
So happy I don't have to go into the city on a regular basis anymore
In Hartford CT, they don't even have people walking around checking tickets or the meters. They drive around in cars with image recognition software that scans every license plate and give it a time stamp. The authority just keeps driving around until the on-board laptop alerts them that a particular plate has exceeded a certain amount of time.
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The Philadelphia Parking Authority used to do shit like that too.
You aint kidding man. I'd look around and there's no one in sight for blocks, walk away from the car for two seconds and they come jumping out of the sewers and shit writing the ticket up, :yeahright
So happy I don't have to go into the city on a regular basis anymore
In Hartford CT, they don't even have people walking around checking tickets or the meters. They drive around in cars with image recognition software that scans every license plate and give it a time stamp. The authority just keeps driving around until the on-board laptop alerts them that a particular plate has exceeded a certain amount of time.
Which means there is absolutely zero human judgement (read: compassion, reason, or context) involved.
Oh, and Lamont has been in office for all of five weeks and already backing off on a very key campaign promise. Tolls were a controversial issue in the campaign and Lamont claimed he only wanted to toll trucks (on the premise that that would tax out of state actors, and not the citizens) but now he is saying that cars need to be tolled as well. I swear, I might as well just send my paycheck right in to the State. I paid almost $9,000 in property taxes to the state on my house, oevr 4750 in property taxes on my cars, and I don't even live in a nice area (I'm actually in a pretty unimpressive blue-collar town, at least by Connecticut standards; certainly we're not talking about Fairfield or Litchfield Counties here). THe "blue wave" is going to drown this state (we're one of only three states - last I checked - that has a net negative population growth).
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The Philadelphia Parking Authority used to do shit like that too.
You aint kidding man. I'd look around and there's no one in sight for blocks, walk away from the car for two seconds and they come jumping out of the sewers and shit writing the ticket up, :yeahright
So happy I don't have to go into the city on a regular basis anymore
In Hartford CT, they don't even have people walking around checking tickets or the meters. They drive around in cars with image recognition software that scans every license plate and give it a time stamp. The authority just keeps driving around until the on-board laptop alerts them that a particular plate has exceeded a certain amount of time.
Which means there is absolutely zero human judgement (read: compassion, reason, or context) involved.
Oh, and Lamont has been in office for all of five weeks and already backing off on a very key campaign promise. Tolls were a controversial issue in the campaign and Lamont claimed he only wanted to toll trucks (on the premise that that would tax out of state actors, and not the citizens) but now he is saying that cars need to be tolled as well. I swear, I might as well just send my paycheck right in to the State. I paid almost $9,000 in property taxes to the state on my house, oevr 4750 in property taxes on my cars, and I don't even live in a nice area (I'm actually in a pretty unimpressive blue-collar town, at least by Connecticut standards; certainly we're not talking about Fairfield or Litchfield Counties here). THe "blue wave" is going to drown this state (we're one of only three states - last I checked - that has a net negative population growth).
I think the toll thing was determined to be unconstitutional. Rhode Island did something similar and now they're in the middle of a legal battle with the trucking industry.
https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/trucking-industry-files-suit-over-rhode-island-truck-tolls/1293816439
A national trucking industry trade group filed a lawsuit Tuesday over Rhode Island's new truck tolls, arguing they unfairly target large commercial tractor-trailers, the only class of vehicles required to pay while traveling on Rhode Island highways.
The suit was filed in federal court in Providence by the Virginia-based American Trucking Associations (ATA). It claims that the RhodeWorks tolls violate the Commerce Clause of the U.S. Constitution, by imposing "discriminatory and disproportionate burdens on out-of-state operators and on truckers who are operating in interstate commerce."
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Property tax on cars? Wtf
Didn't even know that was a thing. Very grateful not to be dealing with that, And I thought tax on home property was bad enough.
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Property tax on cars? Wtf
Didn't even know that was a thing. Very grateful not to be dealing with that, And I thought tax on home property was bad enough.
Yep. My 2014 Mazda CX-9 costs me $2,400 a year.
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The Philadelphia Parking Authority used to do shit like that too.
You aint kidding man. I'd look around and there's no one in sight for blocks, walk away from the car for two seconds and they come jumping out of the sewers and shit writing the ticket up, :yeahright
So happy I don't have to go into the city on a regular basis anymore
In Hartford CT, they don't even have people walking around checking tickets or the meters. They drive around in cars with image recognition software that scans every license plate and give it a time stamp. The authority just keeps driving around until the on-board laptop alerts them that a particular plate has exceeded a certain amount of time.
Which means there is absolutely zero human judgement (read: compassion, reason, or context) involved.
Oh, and Lamont has been in office for all of five weeks and already backing off on a very key campaign promise. Tolls were a controversial issue in the campaign and Lamont claimed he only wanted to toll trucks (on the premise that that would tax out of state actors, and not the citizens) but now he is saying that cars need to be tolled as well. I swear, I might as well just send my paycheck right in to the State. I paid almost $9,000 in property taxes to the state on my house, oevr 4750 in property taxes on my cars, and I don't even live in a nice area (I'm actually in a pretty unimpressive blue-collar town, at least by Connecticut standards; certainly we're not talking about Fairfield or Litchfield Counties here). THe "blue wave" is going to drown this state (we're one of only three states - last I checked - that has a net negative population growth).
I think the toll thing was determined to be unconstitutional. Rhode Island did something similar and now they're in the middle of a legal battle with the trucking industry.
https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/trucking-industry-files-suit-over-rhode-island-truck-tolls/1293816439
A national trucking industry trade group filed a lawsuit Tuesday over Rhode Island's new truck tolls, arguing they unfairly target large commercial tractor-trailers, the only class of vehicles required to pay while traveling on Rhode Island highways.
The suit was filed in federal court in Providence by the Virginia-based American Trucking Associations (ATA). It claims that the RhodeWorks tolls violate the Commerce Clause of the U.S. Constitution, by imposing "discriminatory and disproportionate burdens on out-of-state operators and on truckers who are operating in interstate commerce."
I'm not sure how this is a problem. Trucks disproportionately damage the roads. Tolls and taxes are usually assessed on the number of wheels for this reason. Taxes also increase based on personal or commercial use. The solution seems pretty simple here. One cent per wheel for the first 6. Ten dollars per wheel for each one over that. Campers can get special plates distinguishing them as private vehicles.
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The Philadelphia Parking Authority used to do shit like that too.
You aint kidding man. I'd look around and there's no one in sight for blocks, walk away from the car for two seconds and they come jumping out of the sewers and shit writing the ticket up, :yeahright
So happy I don't have to go into the city on a regular basis anymore
In Hartford CT, they don't even have people walking around checking tickets or the meters. They drive around in cars with image recognition software that scans every license plate and give it a time stamp. The authority just keeps driving around until the on-board laptop alerts them that a particular plate has exceeded a certain amount of time.
Which means there is absolutely zero human judgement (read: compassion, reason, or context) involved.
Oh, and Lamont has been in office for all of five weeks and already backing off on a very key campaign promise. Tolls were a controversial issue in the campaign and Lamont claimed he only wanted to toll trucks (on the premise that that would tax out of state actors, and not the citizens) but now he is saying that cars need to be tolled as well. I swear, I might as well just send my paycheck right in to the State. I paid almost $9,000 in property taxes to the state on my house, oevr 4750 in property taxes on my cars, and I don't even live in a nice area (I'm actually in a pretty unimpressive blue-collar town, at least by Connecticut standards; certainly we're not talking about Fairfield or Litchfield Counties here). THe "blue wave" is going to drown this state (we're one of only three states - last I checked - that has a net negative population growth).
I think the toll thing was determined to be unconstitutional. Rhode Island did something similar and now they're in the middle of a legal battle with the trucking industry.
https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/trucking-industry-files-suit-over-rhode-island-truck-tolls/1293816439
A national trucking industry trade group filed a lawsuit Tuesday over Rhode Island's new truck tolls, arguing they unfairly target large commercial tractor-trailers, the only class of vehicles required to pay while traveling on Rhode Island highways.
The suit was filed in federal court in Providence by the Virginia-based American Trucking Associations (ATA). It claims that the RhodeWorks tolls violate the Commerce Clause of the U.S. Constitution, by imposing "discriminatory and disproportionate burdens on out-of-state operators and on truckers who are operating in interstate commerce."
I'm not sure how this is a problem. Trucks disproportionately damage the roads. Tolls and taxes are usually assessed on the number of wheels for this reason. Taxes also increase based on personal or commercial use. The solution seems pretty simple here. One cent per wheel for the first 6. Ten dollars per wheel for each one over that. Campers can get special plates distinguishing them as private vehicles.
Right, but I think the argument here is that it's only the trucks that need to pay the tolls. If commuters AND truck were getting hit at the tolls, even at different rates, they'd be okay with it.
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Property tax on cars? Wtf
Didn't even know that was a thing. Very grateful not to be dealing with that, And I thought tax on home property was bad enough.
Yep. My 2014 Mazda CX-9 costs me $2,400 a year.
Da fuq? Is this a CT thing?
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Property tax on cars? Wtf
Didn't even know that was a thing. Very grateful not to be dealing with that, And I thought tax on home property was bad enough.
Yep. My 2014 Mazda CX-9 costs me $2,400 a year.
Da fuq? Is this a CT thing?
Oops. I was looking at the wrong line item on my budgeting spreadsheet. I actually only pay about $720 a year for my car's property tax. That $2,400 is what I pay in car insurance.
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Property tax on cars? Wtf
Didn't even know that was a thing. Very grateful not to be dealing with that, And I thought tax on home property was bad enough.
Yep. My 2014 Mazda CX-9 costs me $2,400 a year.
That sucks. We pay sales tax when we purchase the vehicle, 6% new or used, and after that it's a $55 registration fee each year. Perhaps that's why we're in the bottom five of just about every single quality of life indicator, save for average television size.
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The Philadelphia Parking Authority used to do shit like that too.
You aint kidding man. I'd look around and there's no one in sight for blocks, walk away from the car for two seconds and they come jumping out of the sewers and shit writing the ticket up, :yeahright
So happy I don't have to go into the city on a regular basis anymore
In Hartford CT, they don't even have people walking around checking tickets or the meters. They drive around in cars with image recognition software that scans every license plate and give it a time stamp. The authority just keeps driving around until the on-board laptop alerts them that a particular plate has exceeded a certain amount of time.
Which means there is absolutely zero human judgement (read: compassion, reason, or context) involved.
Oh, and Lamont has been in office for all of five weeks and already backing off on a very key campaign promise. Tolls were a controversial issue in the campaign and Lamont claimed he only wanted to toll trucks (on the premise that that would tax out of state actors, and not the citizens) but now he is saying that cars need to be tolled as well. I swear, I might as well just send my paycheck right in to the State. I paid almost $9,000 in property taxes to the state on my house, oevr 4750 in property taxes on my cars, and I don't even live in a nice area (I'm actually in a pretty unimpressive blue-collar town, at least by Connecticut standards; certainly we're not talking about Fairfield or Litchfield Counties here). THe "blue wave" is going to drown this state (we're one of only three states - last I checked - that has a net negative population growth).
I think the toll thing was determined to be unconstitutional. Rhode Island did something similar and now they're in the middle of a legal battle with the trucking industry.
https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/trucking-industry-files-suit-over-rhode-island-truck-tolls/1293816439
A national trucking industry trade group filed a lawsuit Tuesday over Rhode Island's new truck tolls, arguing they unfairly target large commercial tractor-trailers, the only class of vehicles required to pay while traveling on Rhode Island highways.
The suit was filed in federal court in Providence by the Virginia-based American Trucking Associations (ATA). It claims that the RhodeWorks tolls violate the Commerce Clause of the U.S. Constitution, by imposing "discriminatory and disproportionate burdens on out-of-state operators and on truckers who are operating in interstate commerce."
I'm not sure how this is a problem. Trucks disproportionately damage the roads. Tolls and taxes are usually assessed on the number of wheels for this reason. Taxes also increase based on personal or commercial use. The solution seems pretty simple here. One cent per wheel for the first 6. Ten dollars per wheel for each one over that. Campers can get special plates distinguishing them as private vehicles.
Right, but I think the argument here is that it's only the trucks that need to pay the tolls. If commuters AND truck were getting hit at the tolls, even at different rates, they'd be okay with it.
Hence my suggestion. Charge a token amount for cars. So low that it takes a year to hit the six dollar minimum just to warrant sending out a bill.
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Property tax on cars? Wtf
Didn't even know that was a thing. Very grateful not to be dealing with that, And I thought tax on home property was bad enough.
This was a surprise to me moving to NC. It's why my motorcycle and BMW and still Florida tagged.
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So... that clip is actual courtroom video? What in the heck does that lady's voice sound like I wonder (or maybe I don't).
Count me in as someone who was unaware some states tax cars as property. Surprised WA hasn't acted on this. Here you can consider your car a home. And you don't even have to pay property taxes on it, to say nothing about having it meeting any zoning or building codes.
http://www.columbialegal.org/king-county-superior-court-rules-favor-seattle-resident-whose-vehicle-and-home-were-impounded-city
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If you guys want crazy court stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTWdP5DMdsM
While a cartoon, and the names are different, I believe that's a word for word transcript of an actual case.
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Property tax on cars? Wtf
Didn't even know that was a thing. Very grateful not to be dealing with that, And I thought tax on home property was bad enough.
Yep. My 2014 Mazda CX-9 costs me $2,400 a year.
Da fuq? Is this a CT thing?
It's a state thing. Not all states do it (and some call it an "ad velorum" tax; I remember when I moved to Atlanta and the real estate agent said "oh good news, we don't have property tax. Just an ad velorum tax!" Honey, it's basically the same thing.
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Excise Tax in MA.
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If you guys want crazy court stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTWdP5DMdsM
While a cartoon, and the names are different, I believe that's a word for word transcript of an actual case.
I knew what this was before clicking. Still one of my favourite videos ever :lol
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"A bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car. You know what that's called? It's called a soup kitchen!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drENhsxhX_Q)
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(https://i.imgur.com/maQEUEJ.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/d9BP72f.jpg)
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:lol
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Classic!
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(https://i.imgur.com/maQEUEJ.jpg)
Is it just me, or is that Jesus just Eric Gillette in a few years?
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(https://i.imgur.com/467pbnl.jpg)
Holy shit.
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I bought one of these on Amazon. I have to say that, as a man who gets up to piss at least once a night, this has been life changing.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IT0K2OQ/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51Z4jnzqjDL._SL1000_.jpg)
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51xnLL%2BrqiL._SL1000_.jpg)
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DUDE, YES!
We got one for my 10 year old step son (he shares a bathroom with two girls, so...) and I was like "Um, can we find another one for our room?" Mine changes colors. :)
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Gonna have to get one of these.....I'm guaranteed once a night, and have been increasingly seeing twice a night trips.
**edit** ordered :tup
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Not having to blind yourself at 3AM just to see the toilet is fantastic. Mine changes colors as well. I leave it on blue. My friends think it's funny to change it to pink every time they come over.
Gary, make sure you report back on your experience :lol
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there's usually just enough light from the fish tank in the living room to see well enough, but this is a fantastic idea that I didn't even know about. I might get one too now. It's funny cause since I don't really have this issue at home but when I was in Denver a couple weeks ago in my hotel I didn't want to turn on the light but really should have.... went back in the bathroom in the morning and had to clean up my mess :lol
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Knock on wood (pun intended), I'm good to go thru the night so long as I don't have a big glass of water after 9 or so. Plus, we've got some good Costco plugin nightlight/flashlights that provide enough ambient light that I don't need to hit the switch.
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Not having to blind yourself at 3AM just to see the toilet is fantastic. Mine changes colors as well. I leave it on blue. My friends think it's funny to change it to pink every time they come over.
Gary, make sure you report back on your experience :lol
It’s kind of funny because right now I know that on my 7th step into the darkness as I walk towards the toilet I can reach my left arm up and hit the light switch that illuminates our shower.....which allows me to forego the blinding light in the toilet room....gives off just enough light to see. I count out the steps every time by habit. This will allow my nightly visits to be that much more ‘brain dead’
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I need to print off a bunch of these and keep them in my console.
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HAHA, I did not see where that was going. :)
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Gary, make sure you report back on your experience :lol
I showed my wife what I had ordered and her first response was "Oh neat...something else I get to clean piss off of" Then she said "I understand though....because our light switches are really hard to turn on" There was an overwhelming thickness of sarcasm in both statements...
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*I* could feel her sarcasm slapping me in the face.
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Gary, make sure you report back on your experience :lol
I showed my wife what I had ordered and her first response was "Oh neat...something else I get to clean piss off of" Then she said "I understand though....because our light switches are really hard to turn on" There was an overwhelming thickness of sarcasm in both statements...
I'll show my wife. I feel a same response coming. :lol
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Noooo. You guys are doing it all wrong! You aren't supposed to tell them and wait for their reaction when the toilet starts unexpectedly glowing for the first time!
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Getting her more upset is funnier. Lol
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Noooo. You guys are doing it all wrong! You aren't supposed to tell them and wait for their reaction when the toilet starts unexpectedly glowing for the first time!
Yeah....i totally dropped the ball on it. I should have taken this approach but honestly I was so excited about it I said 'I can't wait for you to see what I bought for the bathroom'. There was no getting out of having to show her after that. I should have kept my mouth shut
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Did not realize peeing at night was causing so much stress and strife in peoples' lives.
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I bought one of these on Amazon. I have to say that, as a man who gets up to piss at least once a night, this has been life changing.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IT0K2OQ/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I wonder why it is that people who buy that frequently buy charcoal activated toothpaste along with it.
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(https://preview.redd.it/1bs0yzo9bxi21.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&s=fae4a6c6ff26ca01ff7b766838e52751d9e62579)
That took an unexpected turn.
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I think it's funnier in its original form; this one kind of forces it a bit.
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I bought one of these on Amazon. I have to say that, as a man who gets up to piss at least once a night, this has been life changing.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01IT0K2OQ/ref=oh_aui_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I wonder why it is that people who buy that frequently buy charcoal activated toothpaste along with it.
:lol
I had to check. I really did. :lol
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(https://preview.redd.it/fpzubq40izi21.jpg?width=258&auto=webp&s=0933cfd5a2388a19c9bfae7513da02a42070fd56)
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HAHA. I'm going to hell for it, but I laughed out loud.
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Now that's some funny shit :lol
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My dad's blind, so I LOVE a good blink joke :yarr
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It was weirdly offbeat and funny. The art style added to the effect somehow.
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(https://img.ifcdn.com/images/1ca9bcb2b2686b466b01dff01771c9aa15dfaaf2cb2b9d5794f6ab2ff861824f_1.jpg)
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:lol
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Don’t know why I laughed at this.
(https://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/2013/phriday/fieri_hair/Fudgenuts_011.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/ydW6sl8.jpg)
I guess this means....
....they're not pairing anymore.
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(https://i.imgur.com/eu1sXjB.png)
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(https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/53065735_10216705496167417_5522666762505551872_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent-vie1-1.xx&oh=025a72c8c8378f26f246784dbfe93a21&oe=5CE4D653)
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:lol I remember when JLB had a percussion rig onstage, I don't think he has that anymore?
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He had a percussion right?!?!
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No, I think it was a stomach virus.
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He had a percussion right?!?!
No, I think it was a stomach virus.
That's my loudest laugh in 2019 so far
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(https://i.imgur.com/OGuFF.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/P3TdB3i.jpg)
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:lol
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Funny but true, and also a little sad.
(https://imgur.com/GKZf5ua.jpg)
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That last one reminded me of this.
(https://i.ibb.co/QYFZ42M/college-meme1.jpg)
I'm glad I came out of college debt free.
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My student loans came from my parents, for a promise to repay them. I never did, so theoretically I still owe them that money, but my mom is gone and I don't think my dad even cares. He's literally never mentioned it in the 30 years since then.
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I wish Student Loans weren't just blindly given out. When I went to get my house mortgage last year, there was a period of scrutiny where they made sure I would be good for it, or at least had a fighting chance of paying it off.
With college, its like: Hey 18 year old. Here's $60,000 for your degree in whatever, free and clear. Regardless of whether that degree will get you a job that generates good income. Oh, and by the way (fine print you can never default on these loans ever)
And at 18 I didn't know what the hell was going on, in any way. Out of convenience I went to community college (not because it was a business savy move), but thank god I did, since it saved a ton of cash, and let me fart around for 2 years trying to figure out what I actually wanted to do and was dirt cheap.
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I wish Student Loans weren't just blindly given out. When I went to get my house mortgage last year, there was a period of scrutiny where they made sure I would be good for it, or at least had a fighting chance of paying it off.
With college, its like: Hey 18 year old. Here's $60,000 for your degree in whatever, free and clear. Regardless of whether that degree will get you a job that generates good income. Oh, and by the way (fine print you can never default on these loans ever)
And at 18 I didn't know what the hell was going on, in any way. Out of convenience I went to community college (not because it was a business savy move), but thank god I did, since it saved a ton of cash, and let me fart around for 2 years trying to figure out what I actually wanted to do and was dirt cheap.
Phoenix, this isn't really intended AT you, but you made a point that I hear a lot: "I was 18, I didn't know!"
But you know enough to:
- Vote
- Buy and own a gun (in some jurisidictions)
- Marry
- Have children
- Join the military
- Buy cold medicine with that shit in it that I forget (but that's locked up behind the counter)
- Buy cigarettes
Why can you do these things? Because you're - allegedly - of sound mind and able to make capable decisions. I don't think people quite realize how much it clashes with a very basic premise of our entire civilization - nope, not being hyperbolic here - to say that "you will be held accountable and responsible for your decisions... except when they don't quite work out like you planned and then you get to go back on them." What happens when that same 18 year old gets a girl pregnant and makes the same claim? "I was 18; I didn't know what the hell was going on, in any way!".
Look, this isn't an absolute; there are things about the student loan biz that needs tweaking. No doubt. I think there could be reforms in terms of interest, in terms of payment plans, in terms of bankruptcies, etc. But to just say "yeah, I meant it then, but not now. Sorry!" isn't really in the best interest of SOCIETY, even if it is in the best interest of that individual.
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I almost started talking about that, but my original post was getting wordy, so I left that part out.
I agree with you. I hold 18 year olds 100% responsible for their actions, and I hold 18 year old me accountable to my actions as well.
Regardless of that, I wish there was better mentorship for kids as they are becoming young adults.
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I almost started talking about that, but my original post was getting wordy, so I left that part out.
I agree with you. I hold 18 year olds 100% responsible for their actions, and I hold 18 year old me accountable to my actions as well.
Regardless of that, I wish there was better mentorship for kids as they are becoming young adults.
Well, on that I agree; why we haven't replaced the old "Home Ec" class with a more broad, more relevant "Life Economics" class or something like that, is beyond me. How to do a checkbook. How to compare loans. What goes into buying a home (or renting one). How to change the oil on your car. Dumb shit that we all need to do, but we just seem to muddle through as we get there.
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I almost started talking about that, but my original post was getting wordy, so I left that part out.
I agree with you. I hold 18 year olds 100% responsible for their actions, and I hold 18 year old me accountable to my actions as well.
Regardless of that, I wish there was better mentorship for kids as they are becoming young adults.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I was a reckless dumbass when I was 18. My train of thought never went beyond "How much fun will this be?" and "How will this make me look in the eyes of any girls present?". I couldn't describe to you how compounding interest worked if my life depended on it. Hell, I'm 30 and 4.5 years into a mortgage, and I still don't know what half the terms mean.
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I can't speak for anyone else, but I was a reckless dumbass when I was 18.
I was the poster boy for 'self destructive'....if something 'good' happened to or for me I HAD to make sure to destroy it as quickly and as dramatic as possible. Such a Fn dumba$$ who thought he knew everything.....
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I wish Student Loans weren't just blindly given out. When I went to get my house mortgage last year, there was a period of scrutiny where they made sure I would be good for it, or at least had a fighting chance of paying it off.
With college, its like: Hey 18 year old. Here's $60,000 for your degree in whatever, free and clear. Regardless of whether that degree will get you a job that generates good income. Oh, and by the way (fine print you can never default on these loans ever)
And at 18 I didn't know what the hell was going on, in any way. Out of convenience I went to community college (not because it was a business savy move), but thank god I did, since it saved a ton of cash, and let me fart around for 2 years trying to figure out what I actually wanted to do and was dirt cheap.
Phoenix, this isn't really intended AT you, but you made a point that I hear a lot: "I was 18, I didn't know!"
But you know enough to:
- Vote
- Buy and own a gun (in some jurisidictions)
- Marry
- Have children
- Join the military
- Buy cold medicine with that shit in it that I forget (but that's locked up behind the counter)
- Buy cigarettes
Why can you do these things? Because you're - allegedly - of sound mind and able to make capable decisions. I don't think people quite realize how much it clashes with a very basic premise of our entire civilization - nope, not being hyperbolic here - to say that "you will be held accountable and responsible for your decisions... except when they don't quite work out like you planned and then you get to go back on them." What happens when that same 18 year old gets a girl pregnant and makes the same claim? "I was 18; I didn't know what the hell was going on, in any way!".
Look, this isn't an absolute; there are things about the student loan biz that needs tweaking. No doubt. I think there could be reforms in terms of interest, in terms of payment plans, in terms of bankruptcies, etc. But to just say "yeah, I meant it then, but not now. Sorry!" isn't really in the best interest of SOCIETY, even if it is in the best interest of that individual.
That goes both ways, though. I could say that 18 year olds have no business doing any of that stuff. Bunch of know-nothing knuckleheads if you ask me. However, neither angle is right. The world is full of 15 year olds that have a better head on their shoulders than a similar amount of 25 year olds. While there is no right answer, I would go so far as to say "you're 18, you should have known better" is very definitely the wrong answer.
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(https://i.imgur.com/kMJcNeX.jpg)
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I almost started talking about that, but my original post was getting wordy, so I left that part out.
I agree with you. I hold 18 year olds 100% responsible for their actions, and I hold 18 year old me accountable to my actions as well.
Regardless of that, I wish there was better mentorship for kids as they are becoming young adults.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I was a reckless dumbass when I was 18. My train of thought never went beyond "How much fun will this be?" and "How will this make me look in the eyes of any girls present?". I couldn't describe to you how compounding interest worked if my life depended on it. Hell, I'm 30 and 4.5 years into a mortgage, and I still don't know what half the terms mean.
Does that ever really change??
I remember being at a party my step son threw when he announced he was joining the military. A couple of his friends were playing quarters and there's always that pull to be "BMOC". I have to consciously tell myself to sort of stand down, it's not your time anymore.
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I wish Student Loans weren't just blindly given out. When I went to get my house mortgage last year, there was a period of scrutiny where they made sure I would be good for it, or at least had a fighting chance of paying it off.
With college, its like: Hey 18 year old. Here's $60,000 for your degree in whatever, free and clear. Regardless of whether that degree will get you a job that generates good income. Oh, and by the way (fine print you can never default on these loans ever)
And at 18 I didn't know what the hell was going on, in any way. Out of convenience I went to community college (not because it was a business savy move), but thank god I did, since it saved a ton of cash, and let me fart around for 2 years trying to figure out what I actually wanted to do and was dirt cheap.
Phoenix, this isn't really intended AT you, but you made a point that I hear a lot: "I was 18, I didn't know!"
But you know enough to:
- Vote
- Buy and own a gun (in some jurisidictions)
- Marry
- Have children
- Join the military
- Buy cold medicine with that shit in it that I forget (but that's locked up behind the counter)
- Buy cigarettes
Why can you do these things? Because you're - allegedly - of sound mind and able to make capable decisions. I don't think people quite realize how much it clashes with a very basic premise of our entire civilization - nope, not being hyperbolic here - to say that "you will be held accountable and responsible for your decisions... except when they don't quite work out like you planned and then you get to go back on them." What happens when that same 18 year old gets a girl pregnant and makes the same claim? "I was 18; I didn't know what the hell was going on, in any way!".
Look, this isn't an absolute; there are things about the student loan biz that needs tweaking. No doubt. I think there could be reforms in terms of interest, in terms of payment plans, in terms of bankruptcies, etc. But to just say "yeah, I meant it then, but not now. Sorry!" isn't really in the best interest of SOCIETY, even if it is in the best interest of that individual.
That goes both ways, though. I could say that 18 year olds have no business doing any of that stuff. Bunch of know-nothing knuckleheads if you ask me. However, neither angle is right. The world is full of 15 year olds that have a better head on their shoulders than a similar amount of 25 year olds. While there is no right answer, I would go so far as to say "you're 18, you should have known better" is very definitely the wrong answer.
Well, I'm not really saying that, becuase you're right, "dumbass" knows no age boundary. I think what I am saying, though, is that absent something illegal on the part of the lenders, they DO have the right to rely on the competency of the person they're going to be in business with, and they do get to assume you know what you're doing. You and I agree that the "should be" and the "reality" are sometimes very different.
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This thread went from "funny" to "Serious" real quick.
I think the main thing is that high school does not prepares you for " the real world". Most people get out of High School barely knowing what school they want to go in, but know nothing about Taxes, Finances, Jobs security or anything or the sort. Then, Once you make it to college you are expected to know all these things (Specially if you go to school full time and have a part time job).
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I've replied to the student loans/predatory lending aspect here: Caveat Emptor, irrumator praetor matrem (https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/index.php?topic=33204.msg2528147#msg2528147)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0f9ljyWoAAPHIY?format=jpg&name=small)
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:lol
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I almost started talking about that, but my original post was getting wordy, so I left that part out.
I agree with you. I hold 18 year olds 100% responsible for their actions, and I hold 18 year old me accountable to my actions as well.
Regardless of that, I wish there was better mentorship for kids as they are becoming young adults.
I can't speak for anyone else, but I was a reckless dumbass when I was 18. My train of thought never went beyond "How much fun will this be?" and "How will this make me look in the eyes of any girls present?". I couldn't describe to you how compounding interest worked if my life depended on it. Hell, I'm 30 and 4.5 years into a mortgage, and I still don't know what half the terms mean.
This was me 18-25, I started getting financially mature around 25. When I got my current job which is at an investment bank I finally have a good grip on finances :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/xNDaKUQ.jpg)
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True :lol
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Gonna have to get one of these.....I'm guaranteed once a night, and have been increasingly seeing twice a night trips.
**edit** ordered :tup
What do you think?
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Gonna have to get one of these.....I'm guaranteed once a night, and have been increasingly seeing twice a night trips.
**edit** ordered :tup
What do you think?
I love it! But I will say that there hasn't been one day since that my wife hasn't given me a very comical, sarcastic comment about it. One of my favorites was when she said with a straight face, very serious that she really loved the way the LED light made her urine look forest green....that she didn't know how she lived without one of these for so long.
But the habit of flipping the bright shower light on to take a leak at 2:00 in the morning is near broken now.....
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(https://i.imgur.com/xNDaKUQ.jpg)
this is also true of other things.
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Gonna have to get one of these.....I'm guaranteed once a night, and have been increasingly seeing twice a night trips.
**edit** ordered :tup
What do you think?
I love it! But I will say that there hasn't been one day since that my wife hasn't given me a very comical, sarcastic comment about it. One of my favorites was when she said with a straight face, very serious that she really loved the way the LED light made her urine look forest green....that she didn't know how she lived without one of these for so long.
But the habit of flipping the bright shower light on to take a leak at 2:00 in the morning is near broken now.....
:lol would she rather green piss in the bowl or yellow piss on the toilet/floor?
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(https://i.imgur.com/iJhmBQo.png)
Not super funny, but amusing that someone would take the time to collect all these.
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80s Video Dating Montage (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE&t=10)
.....
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I think half of those are current DTF members or parents of current DTF members. :lol
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Wild man by night. Lol
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He had a percussion right?!?!
No, I think it was a stomach virus.
That's my loudest laugh in 2019 so far
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/614/724/56d.gif)
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"Most of my friends call me "Big Phil"."
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Gonna have to get one of these.....I'm guaranteed once a night, and have been increasingly seeing twice a night trips.
**edit** ordered :tup
What do you think?
I also got myself one and think it's cool! It's supposed to turn off after 2 minutes of no movement, but seems like that does not always work.
Good thing is that it'll make me clean the bowl more often as one can see every stain very clearly. ;)
Along with that thing, I got 2 sensor night lights for the 9 meter distance from my bedroom to the bathroom. These are awesome and turn off after 20 seconds. As I have to get up at least once a night, this is just perfect.
Thanks for the recommendation, girls. :hat
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(https://i.imgur.com/PCTMlc0.jpg)
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I just love that line: "I will SITT on your CHILD" :rollin
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she can sit on me
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:zydarscouch:
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(https://i.imgur.com/anHnzCa.jpg)
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This Exists: Toy Japanese Monsters Apologizing at Press Conferences For Destroying Cities Now for Sale (https://www.mediaite.com/online/this-exists-toy-japanese-monsters-apologizing-at-press-conferences-for-destroying-cities-now-for-sale/)
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That GnR meme is awesome because of the Welcome To The Jungle obviousness, but I've got a feeling that whoever made that wasn't thinking of The Garden by GnR, which makes the meme that much better. Also that song is better than WTTJ.
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That GnR meme is awesome because of the Welcome To The Jungle obviousness, but I've got a feeling that whoever made that wasn't thinking of The Garden by GnR, which makes the meme that much better. Also that song is better than WTTJ.
Yea, The Garden was my first thought as well. Awesome song.
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Since I'm not familiar with The Garden, I heard "Welcome to the garden, please respect the rules" in my head sung to the tune of "Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games" and it worked really well.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Pk7hdYx.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/9y9vpUI.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/jM5GuKY.png)
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(https://preview.redd.it/j0v6lqs0g3m21.jpg?width=452&auto=webp&s=25c88f9d2f427c39f6d0e60cf112142134921c26)
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Since I'm not familiar with The Garden, I heard "Welcome to the garden, please respect the rules" in my head sung to the tune of "Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games" and it worked really well.
Check it out; it's probably a top 10 Guns song for me. Perfect cameo by Alice Cooper as well.
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Since I'm not familiar with The Garden, I heard "Welcome to the garden, please respect the rules" in my head sung to the tune of "Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games" and it worked really well.
Check it out; it's probably a top 10 Guns song for me. Perfect cameo by Alice Cooper as well.
Totally disagree.
I'd say it's top 9.
It's a pretty damn unique song too, just the overall mood of it. I haven't heard many other songs that have that vibe.
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The peppers one had me doing that thing where you laugh out loud, and then you're done and start moving on to something else, and then just spontaneously start laughing again. :lol
"Cartwheels" was pretty good too.
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(https://preview.redd.it/j0v6lqs0g3m21.jpg?width=452&auto=webp&s=25c88f9d2f427c39f6d0e60cf112142134921c26)
German actress Martina Hill?
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Since I'm not familiar with The Garden, I heard "Welcome to the garden, please respect the rules" in my head sung to the tune of "Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games" and it worked really well.
Check it out; it's probably a top 10 Guns song for me. Perfect cameo by Alice Cooper as well.
Totally disagree.
I'd say it's top 9.
:lol
It's a pretty damn unique song too, just the overall mood of it. I haven't heard many other songs that have that vibe.
Interesting. I'm not a big GnR fan, though they have a few songs that I like.
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(https://i.imgur.com/8ebz6GI.jpg)
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:lol
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(https://preview.redd.it/j0v6lqs0g3m21.jpg?width=452&auto=webp&s=25c88f9d2f427c39f6d0e60cf112142134921c26)
German actress Martina Hill?
Indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-KzGKoLHXk
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I went back to the beginning of the thread to find out if there was actually a Graham's number.
I never checked this thread and I was sure that "v. Graham's number" meant that, in the spirit of the jokes to which this thread is dedicated, a cellphone number of a user whose name was Graham was posted, to encourage prank calls.
:facepalm:
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If real, this is the best example of "...and they had no idea" I've ever seen. I want to believe that this is actually a sign near a pool somewhere in Thailand.
(https://i.imgur.com/aTvdjDf.png)
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:lol Every single panel is uniquely funny. Every. single. one.
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"This is important. Just do it."
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"Don't let those puppies get soft!".
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I wish everyone at my job felt this way.
(https://i.ibb.co/bbDzdBd/IMG-4757.jpg)
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Yeah, we have notes like that every so often.
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(https://i.imgur.com/b1NsqYA.png)
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:lol
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:lol
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Lawn care, man. Why, what were you thinking?
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Lawn care, man. Why, what were you thinking?
He was cutting the weeds man
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Exactly.
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(https://i.imgur.com/40k13Wg.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Ochgzou.png)
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:lol I like the Super Nintendo Chalmers :lol
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Don't get the SNES one. Plz help.
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Ralph calls Superintendent Chalmers "Super Nintendo Chalmers".
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(https://i.imgur.com/6iFz4YI.jpg)
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Dayum!
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:lol
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Number 25 :lol
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Laughin' out loud at that one, and I've even seen it before. Effin' classic.
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Another from the "Every picture tells a story" archive:
(https://i.imgur.com/7CeKKhk.jpg)
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If only they would have listened to Walken when he clearly said "The Ice, is gonna break"
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-19-2014/fpL4nQ.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/b7W9iQW.png)
"This must be really hard for you".
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(https://i.imgur.com/8MD3xfx.jpg)
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:o
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Bear, Mid Riff
(https://metalheadzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/john-petrucci.jpg)
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Another from the "Every picture tells a story" archive:
(https://i.imgur.com/7CeKKhk.jpg)
Holy crap! When I go ice fishing I can't catch a damn thing, but this dude managed to drive a car out?
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Bear, Mid Riff
(https://metalheadzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/john-petrucci.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/NQQwdMz.jpg)
(Sorry, but I've been meaning to use that image for a while :lol)
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(https://i.imgur.com/6JF0ZNH.jpg)
The one on the left is clearly a man though.
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The one on the left is clearly a man though.
Looks like a dog to me.
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The one on the left is clearly a man though.
Looks like a dog to me.
:lol
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:lol
actually reminds me of Jeff Daniels in Dumb and Dumber but with better hair
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The one on the left is clearly a man though.
Looks like a dog to me.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/312/563/05d.jpg)
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:lol :lol :lol
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(https://preview.redd.it/wugbutwnuhq21.jpg?width=662&auto=webp&s=9113ec3d80ece9c202b312f15a30cc5713bcaa54)
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(https://i.imgur.com/hdpU5cI.jpg)
Guilty.
But I ain't makin' no doctor's appointment. As far as I'm concerned, I'm a normal guy.
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Is it possible to schedule an emergency session with your therapist? :)
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(https://i.imgur.com/taeWgYR.jpg)
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:lol :lol
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wow great headline placement :lol
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If not intentional, at the very least someone reviewed the page and snickered "Yeah, let's go with that. See who catches it."
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(https://i.imgur.com/n7eBen4.jpg)
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Having played baseball from about 6 or 7, all the way up through high school, then softball (a LOT of softball) up until about three years ago, that's actually pretty goddamn close to truth there.
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pretty accurate.
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Nice to know I was the nicest Kid :yarr :hat
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I was not the Smallest Kid, but I was easily the worst. I played second base because it is the closest to first base and that gave me the best chance of actually getting the ball to first if I ever managed to field the ball, which was rare.
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That picture is great!
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Myself (through D3 college), and BOTH my girls in softball = TOUGHEST KID. :)
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I was catcher... because I was a plus-sized child. Had a pretty good arm though. Actually threw a couple of people out trying to steal 2nd.
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Also a catcher; my arm was the weakest part of my game, though. I made up for it with the glove.
We would practice before the season in the high school gym, and the way the lines were painted, the catchers were about five feet in front of a metal plate on the bottom of the bleachers. So every passed ball/wild pitch would go BAMM! and everyone would notice. Pitchers loved me; I made them look (sound?) good. :)
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I was catcher... because I was a plus-sized child. Had a pretty good arm though. Actually threw a couple of people out trying to steal 2nd.
As was I. I was pretty good as well. I lost (2) scholarships to play baseball in college due to participating in a Senior prank that involved me burning the school sign down. :\
Turns out.....Head Coaches don’t like when their ‘star’ players get busted doing something like that....which leads to being kicked off the team.....which leads to the scholarships offered to you when you were a Junior are withdrawn. Oops.
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(https://preview.redd.it/4grhu30emnr21.jpg?width=640&auto=webp&s=c388729fc65b55de9996a1161599ec44168b0532)
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Nice
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/mBmDf5X.jpg)
Speaking of Florida.
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/ddd0HBTakik00/giphy.gif)
:lol
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/MSNjysh.jpg)
Oh I hope this is true :lol
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(https://preview.redd.it/4grhu30emnr21.jpg?width=640&auto=webp&s=c388729fc65b55de9996a1161599ec44168b0532)
There's a FB page called Bay Area Memes and he's been doing these for all the Bay Area cities, pretty fucking priceless man. Obviously they'd be a hell of a lot funnier if you know the area, but here's a sample...
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/57088225_2065581570227617_8315083627385847808_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_eui2=AeFVYwtv4ZITAwotTy0y9sUS-IH82sT3DOR2K8AmaCbPWDtL2Hvdrxx0py2Y59uNsUHmwAkDQPF-unv7j-J17w2Pz7Qgn9viJiEyD1CrnCOY_g&_nc_oc=AQk4lbX-qccTu71DbpYCnPHEvQLlLyqNfKeB63sWHS36iFlh0kwLTCM6erHcJB_7aWM&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=baf38061940f08fcc37aab6c9c459ec7&oe=5D43A751)
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(https://i.imgur.com/hBlJZwd.jpg)
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;D Nice.
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(https://i.imgur.com/mL81uVV.jpg)
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:rollin
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I don't know what's funnier. The shirt or Lisa's expression.
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(https://amorphia-apparel.com/image/vanallen.1200.png)
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(https://i.imgur.com/niyuwZI.gif)
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:lol
Just showed it to my girlfriend, she wasn't nearly as amused as I am
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Go figure :lol
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:lol
Just showed it to my girlfriend, she wasn't nearly as amused as I am
I read this first without any context and it was funny.
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:lol i love those memes/gifs with "calm down" because it's so true
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forgive me if this has already been posted but I can't stop laughing.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH9MQmMtilU
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:lol
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:lol love how the deer just goes back to being normal, that's fantastic
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Wow, too lazy to go around brah?
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More WTF, than funny, but here we go
(https://preview.redd.it/oheyqck0udu21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c563555f4bb4f682ee1fd0ed6141a8b035507bc8)
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(https://i.imgur.com/iNmUPVb.jpg)
I was like ten years old when I first heard of this product, and for some reason I noticed right away that the name is one letter away from "urine", and the thought of putting it into my eyes grossed me out. I'm glad that some people clearly don't have that hangup.
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(https://preview.redd.it/oheyqck0udu21.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c563555f4bb4f682ee1fd0ed6141a8b035507bc8)
(https://i.imgur.com/JrCLw4J.jpg)
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(https://pics.me.me/isent-him-a-picture-of-my-vagina-and-he-said-54560441.png)
And this video is really funny to me. If the kid wasn't British, I don't think it'd be funny. To me, it feels like a bad British gangster flick. His facial expressions and is rather well thought out responses made me laugh out loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gKhM8gqbD8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gKhM8gqbD8)
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(https://i.imgur.com/6bPGdqu.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/QomEC1f.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IABRgZH12YA
Opinion Rhapsody. Worth the 5 minute watch.
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(https://preview.redd.it/ca63frz6ftv21.jpg?width=677&auto=webp&s=b9062c8c568c902806bc4e12e2214ce5c771d865)
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:lol So true!
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New Sonic The Hedgehog movie trailer!
https://youtu.be/Hu6lq1E7AsA
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New Sonic The Hedgehog movie trailer!
https://youtu.be/Hu6lq1E7AsA
Saw that trailer a few days ago and I'm still laughing about it. And they even used Gangsters Paradise as the trailer song, wtf :lol
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New Sonic The Hedgehog movie trailer!
https://youtu.be/Hu6lq1E7AsA
Saw that trailer a few days ago and I'm still laughing about it. And they even used Gangsters Paradise as the trailer song, wtf :lol
I get the feeling you didn't click the link... :biggrin: :hat
But yeah, apparently they're already saying they're gonna redo Sonic in the whole movie :rollin
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https://thehardtimes.net/music/reader-cant-tell-if-metal-review-positive-or-negative/
CLEVELAND — Metalhead Tom Stanza was deeply perplexed yesterday by the ambiguous review of metal band Gorefucker’s newest album Toxic Cum, confused sources confirmed.
“First of all, the review was four pages long, and started out calling the album ‘a punishing listen’ and a ‘disgusting, ear-raping assault on the human mind and body,’” Stanza explained. “But then it said the album was ‘definitely an improvement since the band’s last album, Needlejob.’ What the fuck?” Stanza, a devoted follower of music blogger Jen Blackwell, admitted it was not unlike her to review in such a confusing fashion.
“A few days ago, she Instagrammed a picture of a cleaned plate of hot wings with the caption, ‘This meal was an Abu Ghraib for the taste buds. #delish,’” Stanza continued. “So, yeah… no one knows what the fuck she’s talking about, ever. But goddamn if I don’t respect her craft.”
Amateur metal linguistic expert Dr. Alicia Truong offered a professional analysis for readers unable to decipher the review.
“Typically, when an album is called the ‘most guttural, overblown, unintelligible pig carcass of an album I’ve heard all year,’ one would assume they shouldn’t bother with a listen,” said Dr. Truong. “However, Blackwell’s use of the phrase, ‘Sign me all the way the fuck up,’ puts us right back at square one. In my 13 years in the field, I’ve never seen anything quite like it.”
Christiano “Prolapse” Diaz, Gorefucker’s lead singer, seemed quite worried by Blackwell’s opinion, however.
“Jen kinda makes or breaks a band’s public opinion in this town — she called our last album a ‘dingy punch in the face that made me feel suicidal,’ and we got death threats in the mail,” Diaz said. “But then, she called this one a ‘disheartening heap of sludge that coerced me to start drinking again,’ and a record label manager just contacted us. What the fuck did we do differently?”
At press time, Stanza was attempting to decode Blackwell’s ‘sucks 14 donkey cocks and didn’t even swallow’ review of Stanza’s own band’s EP — which Stanza concluded to mean that she either hates it, or considers it the best release of 2018.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/30076o.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/RgWVD.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/PGAQzyG.jpg)
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And this video is really funny to me. If the kid wasn't British, I don't think it'd be funny. To me, it feels like a bad British gangster flick. His facial expressions and is rather well thought out responses made me laugh out loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gKhM8gqbD8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gKhM8gqbD8)
I can't stop watching that little dude now! Thanks
Pchoo! Punch his beard off.
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(https://i.imgur.com/GvNBnDe.gif)
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As they should!
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(https://i.imgur.com/7T5ARzq.jpg)
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:lol at the doorstop
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(https://i.imgur.com/jNofJ.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/dzjKndY.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MKZJZLu.jpg)
Some guy put some fake music albums into a local music store.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/662041831568314369/BspRv8X0_400x400.jpg)
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:lol
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I just noticed the "Obvious Plant" logo :lol
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"Produced, Engineered and mixed by my Son" :lol
Socks with Sandals has to be the worst track of the bunch tho.
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That's fantastic! :lol
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/1pGKLGw.jpg)
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(https://scontent.fbed1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/58543933_2477550155610311_5666959753637527552_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_ht=scontent.fbed1-2.fna&oh=39d2e31af5b7fe999d5f3f85e3d32fb1&oe=5D9DC822)
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(https://i.redd.it/ekayjn93pyy21.jpg)
From reddit. Because where else would something like this be from.
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Isn't that the same girl from this meme?
(https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimgflip.com%2Fs%2Fmeme%2FDistracted-Boyfriend.jpg&f=1)
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(https://i.redd.it/xkjy73bbh4z21.jpg)
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Oof.
And now that you mention it, I think it is! I didn't realize that.
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(https://i.imgur.com/aaHbw35.jpg)
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Worth it
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(https://i.imgur.com/BeyE8fr.jpg)
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Edgeless puzzles sounds annoying. I recently finished a 1000 irregular pieces puzzle and I still have nightmares about it (Though it was fun).
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Why would someone do that?
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Why would someone do that?
Self hatred.
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At least it's not "5 missing pieces".
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At least it's not "5 missing pieces".
No, that's IKEA.
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I've never done one but I've seen 2-sided puzzles (an image on both sides). I cannot imagine doing one of those.
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I had a puzzle called "spilt milk". It came in a milk carton, was shaped like a puddle of milk, and was entirely white. I think I got 3 pieces together before calling it quits.
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https://youtu.be/tvE5gzwWEHM - The Dance Of Eternity as if played by Lars Ulrich
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Fantastic!
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The part at about 1:00 made me laugh.
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https://youtu.be/tvE5gzwWEHM - The Dance Of Eternity as if played by Lars Ulrich
:lol amazing
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https://youtu.be/tvE5gzwWEHM - The Dance Of Eternity as if played by Lars Ulrich
Jesus
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Saw that yesterday and couldn't stop laughing. :lol
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Ah, the backbeat! The cornerstone of rock and roll.
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Oh wow :lol
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7eM9hfXkAAyLMX?format=jpg&name=900x900)
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What the hell :lol
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^ :lol
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This is really far out. :lol :lol :lol
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"St. George and the DROP IT!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2cpCbHhNg - Enter Sandman played like Mike Portnoy, huge fan of the beard
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:lol
Most of it is actually better than the original
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take away some of the joke fills and it's pretty great
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2cpCbHhNg - Enter Sandman played like Mike Portnoy, huge fan of the beard
That was really funny and also a good illustration of why sometimes less is more.
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(https://i.imgur.com/f5IW0ub.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2cpCbHhNg - Enter Sandman played like Mike Portnoy, huge fan of the beard
That was really funny and also a good illustration of why sometimes less is more.
My thoughts exactly.
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(https://i.imgur.com/d4a7J.jpg)
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I could tell instantly from the first picture that was one of them old, first gen, flat panel TVs.
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fepicpix.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F05%2Fff_6315.jpg&hash=092f5fa4ed47629e94ffeaba333cfbc29b810003)
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fepicpix.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F05%2Fff_6313.jpg&hash=a3b94e5aecca954754397cbfa213cc0f56e85181)
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fepicpix.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F05%2Fff_6292.jpg&hash=9ed72ec09afc1c27ce50be6d3b914fc2804ee4e8)
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(https://i.imgur.com/m4WDynq.jpg)
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Ha ha
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He didn't write it all lowercase though... ;)
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Hahaha, I thought those were all funny.
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(https://preview.redd.it/lb4gnlncr2131.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&s=af470ee2fa5d2db173dd22bdf297a6f17131eb02)
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(https://i.imgur.com/rnLd4cu.jpg)
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:lol for both!
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(https://preview.redd.it/lb4gnlncr2131.jpg?width=576&auto=webp&s=af470ee2fa5d2db173dd22bdf297a6f17131eb02)
Re: the last line about the drummer...
Maybe they were playing a song in 9/8? :justjen
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Yea, and playing too long, sounds like a prog band :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/5Ra0Uca.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/dFFPlfN.jpg)
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:lol
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/5Ra0Uca.jpg)
I don't recognize Petch and Lonk, but if they're from some game or something, then that would seem to be a nugget.
NUGGET!
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(https://i.imgur.com/5Ra0Uca.jpg)
I don't recognize Petch and Lonk, but if they're from some game or something, then that would seem to be a nugget.
NUGGET!
Names are Peach from the Super Mario games and Link from the Legend of Zelda series.
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Got that, but what's the "Petch" and "Lonk"?
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Got that, but what's the "Petch" and "Lonk"?
It might have to do with the accents from the Miis location.
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The joke is that they're custom Mii characters that look almost like what they're based off of but not quite. Hence, they kinda look like unofficial chinese bootlegs which would have mistranslated names. ;)
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r/woosh
:hat
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The joke is that they're custom Mii characters that look almost like what they're based off of but not quite. Hence, they kinda look like unofficial chinese bootlegs which would have mistranslated names. ;)
Thank you. I know who Link and Princess Peach are, but had no idea what game that was with Petch and Lonk. I was just saying that if those are actual characters in that game, then it must be intentional. I have no idea what Mii is.
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(https://i.imgur.com/8klcRfh.png)
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So random :lol
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The joke is that they're custom Mii characters that look almost like what they're based off of but not quite. Hence, they kinda look like unofficial chinese bootlegs which would have mistranslated names. ;)
Thank you. I know who Link and Princess Peach are, but had no idea what game that was with Petch and Lonk. I was just saying that if those are actual characters in that game, then it must be intentional. I have no idea what Mii is.
Mii's are avatars you create within the Wii, Wii U, etc.
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Hmm... sounds like some kind of cult. I distrust.
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(https://i.imgur.com/k6F6Ani.gif)
Buster Keaton, the problem solver.
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@bosk, name change , please. Thank you in advance :heart
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/62049611_2196931897023451_330604287270846464_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQltfplmdY9WsrBNYDvWFXqRAiz4I7ts0HjHTn5NIclBolvj_ojqtQ8HGZmDCYepK8UMax-QPSFoPPDxDYfdTwmV&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=ae8cf0d8363fde6fdfb6f65cb8a9bd18&oe=5D9552D4)
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I wonder what it sounds like tho
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(https://i.imgur.com/ZtiXb10.gif)
As an IT guy... these are my people.
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As a former IT guy these are not my people, my people were in their mid twenties, have never ironed a shirt in their life, and will discuss WoW daily.
As a banker guy my people are now late twenty douches who wear sleeveless vests with the bank logo in 90 degree weather so people outside know exactly where they work at all time.
I miss my IT people
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As a pharmacy guy, my people are miserable, coddled, passive aggressive, gossiping, vindictive, viscous, lazy assholes with an attitude that all hate each other, don't care about patients, that will run to HR at the drop of a hat, that smile to your face and talk massive shit behind your back and make a very simple and straitforward job into a nightmare.
I miss my IT people that I never had :P
Thank god for when I get to work nightshifts though, where its just me there by myself. Heaven on earth :hefdaddy
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:lol the IT staff at the banks I used to work at look like that, old white dudes with their tucked in collar shirts. Good people though, I miss my days at Bear Stearns, that was a good job before they crashed hard in 2008. The IT folk I work with now are all hipsters.
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I'm old enough now where I don't really know WHO my "people" are. Maybe that commercial where the older people are sitting in the circle, and one says "Defense wins championships", the woman next to him says "Well, it does!" and the third guy - wearing socks and sandals - holds up his flip phone and says "why would I get a new one? This one works perfectly fine!".
I do know that I was in big Corporate America around the time of that video (and thereafter) and in hindsight, so much of "business" was "throw shit against the wall and see what sticks". That's where a lot of the buzzwords came out; you had to be a "rock star!" and we're on a "jihad!" for customers, and blah blah blah. I wonder if all that jumping around and acting like we just landed on the moon sold even one copy of software. (And for the record, Gene Krantz did NOT jump around like that when he DID, actually, direct the flight that DID land on the moon).
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I detest big corporate meetings like that. I've been to plenty enough and they blow.
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Is that Steve Ballmer? lol still as energetic today I guess.
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/62559936_2312923238981289_3298068793477038080_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQlLTg8M_997CDrx0lAZV_mFhczvuInhDOi_p559Z665jZ3b8ZLQbrb5vKB3m9I1KxY&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=d621adfcb9d6bbc1f22204a3a905f440&oe=5D8A8713)
This goes amazingly well with your avatar.
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A friend of the family texted this story to my 17yo son yesterday.
As a preface, apparently, if you want nuts with your McDonald's McFlurry, they give them to you in a separate packet.
So, this friend was really in the mood for ice cream, but something prevented him from getting to the particular place he wanted it from before it closed, so he ended up driving through McDonald's. He got to the window, and the girl/young woman handed him his McFlurry. She then realized she had forgotten to give him the packet of nuts and exclaimed, "oh, wait, let me grab your nuts."
My son and I spent the next 5 minutes laughing uncontrollably.
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:lol
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;) :azn:
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(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTojr0SEElSuUmlzQKmgKiHA5wyRBcrf8Xh04SxPmtMXKsyn8A5)
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Brilliant :rollin
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Is that your van? :lol
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As a pharmacy guy, my people are miserable, coddled, passive aggressive, gossiping, vindictive, viscous, lazy assholes with an attitude that all hate each other, don't care about patients, that will run to HR at the drop of a hat, that smile to your face and talk massive shit behind your back and make a very simple and straitforward job into a nightmare.
I miss my IT people that I never had :P
Thank god for when I get to work nightshifts though, where its just me there by myself. Heaven on earth :hefdaddy
Pharmacy people sound a lot like air traffic controllers.
And probably a good percentage of the general population, now that I think about it. Unfortunate.
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Is that your van? :lol
:mehlin
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(https://i.redd.it/s8sfqz8ihb431.png)
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:rollin
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Ha ha, basically!
Edit: effin' page break!
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(https://i.imgur.com/daJjNyg.jpg)
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haha yes, I remember 2011 memes
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(https://i.imgur.com/D4DhXvw.gif)
I'm sure this is old too.
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Wtf
:lol
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We had all the poison sockets replaced when we bought the house. But I always forget to turn off the band saw.
Meanwhile...
(https://i.imgur.com/3DublW2.jpg)
It's on.
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:lol
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:rollin
Funny, my parents moved to Jacksonville a couple years ago. His new neighbor eventually put out an Alabama University flag. My Dad immediately went on amazon to get a PSU flag for his house :lol Funny how true this neighbors and flags thing is
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This was big in Philly, too. I was surprised too to see the zeal and vehemence around them as well. (Where's Jammin'? His sig used to address this.)
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(https://i.imgur.com/mSTxTyg.jpg)
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Only because I saw this episode yesterday lol
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fg6p0osX.jpg&hash=a81f1d8700613a0807598d736cd01079576a99ab)
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Only because I saw this episode yesterday lol
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fg6p0osX.jpg&hash=a81f1d8700613a0807598d736cd01079576a99ab)
Rewatching it with my gf, one of my favorite scenes :lol
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I'm going to Hell.
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You can hitch a ride with me. I've been on the hell train for a few decades already.
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:tup :tup :lol
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Not for nothing, but CNN did a spot on location in Texas, at one of the detention centers. And they helpfully put up a graphic of a map and had a big arrow to "CLINT". In all caps, at quick glance...........................
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Run by Counts?
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Run by Counts?
That's what I thought too. Took me Stadler's post to get another perspective on this.
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(https://preview.redd.it/hctmg95i8p631.jpg?width=575&auto=webp&s=c82d844f257cb704644613fa811e91c1a117d543)
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He's got my vote.
(https://i.imgur.com/wS3wL.jpg)
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He's got my vote.
(https://i.imgur.com/wS3wL.jpg)
Surprize buttsecks! :heybaby:
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Man sneezes into his trombone during concert (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh8l0x9uF-Y)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Zkoxv.jpg)
I'm going to Hell.
Too soon, man, too soon.... ;-)
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Parody Forklift Operator Training Video.
German with English Subs.
:lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DILjd69C0o
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Das ist wunderbar! :rollin
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Parody Forklift Operator Training Video.
German with English Subs.
:lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DILjd69C0o
wtf :lol
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That's a classic, really. The voice-over (Egon Hoegen) was especially famous for a serious TV series about traffic safety (each episode 5 minutes long, aired between 1966 and 2005). That makes it even funnier.
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That's a classic, really. The voice-over (Egon Hoegen) was especially famous for a serious TV series about traffic safety (each episode 5 minutes long, aired between 1966 and 2005). That makes it even funnier.
Der 7. Sinn was kind of a german television classic. Yeah, and as you said, that voice makes it even funnier. :metal
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Not sure if this should go here or on the "mildly irritating" thread, but I found it funnier than annoying, so here goes.
My son is between his junior and senior years of high school and is doing his government and economics requirements online over the summer. He took care of a bunch of assignments today, and I was sending him a text to say, "Good work on your assignments!" I have auto-complete on and had typed "Good work on your as," the first option auto-complete came up with was "asshole." Putting the second "s" in gave me "assignment" as the first option but still gave "asshole" as an option. WTF?!
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I think that says a lot about how much you use the word “asshole” :police: ::)
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:lol Well, I guess autocorrect knows something you don't.
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I think that says a lot about how much you use the word “asshole” :police: ::)
That's the thing: I don't use it often.
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(https://www.trendfrenzy.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/too-smart-kids-1.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/dRsBOId.jpg)
I think Noah is going to have a little trouble breeding the lions.
#gaypride
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/dRsBOId.jpg)
I think Noah is going to have a little trouble breeding the lions.
#gaypride
:rollin
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:rollin
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(https://www.trendfrenzy.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/too-smart-kids-1.jpg)
See... I'd mark that right. That's my kind of thinking out of the box.
Stacy's mom has four kids. The first daughter is named April, the second daughter is named May, the third daughter is named June. What is the fourth child's name?
This was on America's Funniest Home videos, and "Dad" - who, in all fairness, was rousted from a nap by his insensitive kids with a video camera seconds prior to being faced with this existential crisis - got pissed and swatted the camera when he couldn't answer it.
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To be fair, the kid is also just correct in his answer, even without his cool addition.
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To be fair, the kid is also just correct in his answer, even without his cool addition.
I don't know what sport you watch, but I'm a Patriots fan. The right answer is clearly 4 foot. ;) :)
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To be fair, the kid is also just correct in his answer, even without his cool addition.
I don't know what sport you watch, but I'm a Patriots fan. The right answer is clearly 4 foot. ;) :)
4 feet? Is that why they have such trouble moving it?
I don't know a damn thing about football.
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To be fair, the kid is also just correct in his answer, even without his cool addition.
I don't know what sport you watch, but I'm a Patriots fan. The right answer is clearly 4 foot. ;) :)
(https://i.imgur.com/PkeLFqW.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/V6OmJBA.jpg)
Moving the G-string out of the way so I can screw.
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Stacy's mom has four kids. The first daughter is named April, the second daughter is named May, the third daughter is named June. What is the fourth child's name?
The fourth child is Stacy. Her mom has four kids, and since we now know the names of the other three, Stacy must be the fourth.
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My kid hit me with that joke the other day!
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My kid hit me with that joke the other day!
Were you sleeping on the couch in a NY Giants hoodie? If so, they taped you and you were on AFV the other day. ;)
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sorry, you lost me at Stacy's mom . . .
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dZLfasMPOU4/maxresdefault.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/ChHkDy9.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/RJXQGVH.jpg)
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That last one... :)
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Today is my fiancee's last day at her current job. She just forwarded me the email she sent her coworkers and this was included.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ETS2RM9CMK7QY/giphy.gif)
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:lol
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A spot of Independence Day humor...
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65851658_2228477307205270_5019636357392236544_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_oc=AQm58EcYm_UgzCmC1i9v-47HUa8Qq3IYnQdLwT246kj3yRgUJCrGZVLFyigQ_oTQaME&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&oh=f7e8e61078f773386b78171cf4fa1843&oe=5D7DA5C4)
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That #gaypride on the Lion one works on multiple levels. Clever.
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(https://i.imgur.com/xf2dBbx.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/BqB7mTf.jpg)
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That kid is going to give me nightmares.
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Apparently it's just 3.3 inches, so he's good to go. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/8pSzMGG.jpg)
Holy shit.
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literally
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(https://i.imgur.com/JRnU8.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck)
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So this just happened on Facebook
(https://i.imgur.com/ZdKoqiQ.png)
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Damn.....
Alestorm - 1
Dragonforce - 0
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Ouch!
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(https://i.imgur.com/6RQFp6s.jpg)
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The whole Area 51 thing is pretty hysterical, but this one had to be shared...
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67067538_2539093556121412_2319205313896513536_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_eui2=AeFfncRXAEGrn-kId1GM4gRG1KB25SDgVS87o6VbI_GBtOUw3fGiu0xk78i--X4q24HheRF3E0WcCk6lahRXSPlsVnmzHZyVJ2Flkpyo7ROVyA&_nc_oc=AQnhkOxVB3H9nq0yPRZkU4JXUciyslpoixAg8FE2HPGJIjo5lJ1lLbvd0X71nEjocEE&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=bb8d3d253354f12b169af59220ad7f40&oe=5DB528F1)
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That's not funny. Area 51 is real, bro.
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They have months to move everything back to Hangar 18.
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What's that about storming Area 51?
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(https://i.imgur.com/smUnLU2.jpg)
"Keep your eye on the ball".
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d'aawwwwww
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Someone (jokingly?) started an even on Facebook to gather people together and "storm area 51", with the tag line "they can't stop all of us!"
There are like 150k people who rsvp'd to the event.
Some people think it's real.
It's just like a Facebook event I joined... Getting people together to "tape up the San Andres Fault"
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Probably would take a lot of duct tape, but it could work.
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Duct tape solves all issues, I can get behind this
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Duct tape solves all issues, I can get behind this
I chaperoned a high school ski trip back in the day (my good friend was the teacher bringing the troup to Montreal) and me and another chaperone had them absolutely convinced that eevrything was extraneous but duct tape and a good sharp rock.
Basically for the entire trip, we'd be on the slopes or in the hotel and we'd get "hey, what about [insert task]" and it was on us to come up with a way of doing it with nothing but duct tape and a good sharp rock. Good times.
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So a few of the episodes of Six Feet Under on HBO Nordic (HBO for Sweden, Norway Denmark) has had the word "fuck" replaced by the word "shit" for some reason (censorship or whatnot).
This has caused a few problems in scenes where the former was used as a verb, not an expletive.
(https://i.imgur.com/W8v5Czg.jpg)
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/4V0rAXa.gif)
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/ePQK02m.jpg)
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love it.
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Reminds me of this guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2UxDdhZPk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2UxDdhZPk)
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Reminds me of this guy...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2UxDdhZPk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w2UxDdhZPk)
All I could think about was all that food going to waste - especially the coconut donut.
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(https://i.imgur.com/YGTypC0.jpg)
That's wicked smaht.
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:lol
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:lol where's King and his khakis... or car keys
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Ah, Boston. Where the letter R doesn’t exist outside of the beginnings of words...
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(https://i.imgur.com/YNy1rvy.jpg)
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That could also be the pope after going to the DMV :lol
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That's wicked smaht.
It's funny. When you hear people up there that are really bad with that they sound like deaf people. I want to reply by yelling slowly and mouthing out the words very deliberately. I ran into woman in Connecticut running a restaurant turning out exceptionally good breakfasts and I couldn't understand a word she said. It was strange because the natives would speak to her in perfect English and she'd reply in gibberish and they all got along just fine, like there was nothing odd about it. Not for me, though.
Ma'am, that was a fantastic omelette. Y'all do great work here.
Flim flam, flarm filth flarm.
Thanks. Uh, you too.
Gooney Goo-goo.
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Gooney Goo-goo.
Well, that's a good obscure '80s reference right there. :tup
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Gooney Goo-goo.
Well, that's a good obscure '80s reference right there. :tup
Aunt Bunny? Is that you?
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:lol where's King and his khakis... or car keys
You should hear me talk sweet nothings in my Boston accent. It's frightening.
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I don't blame that guy.
Some states allow lottery winners to collect their winnings anonymously, but if I ever win, I become part of a public record. My name (and probably some personal details) will be in the papers, or at least on some website somewhere. People can find me and know that I'm a new millionaire.
I've heard that in some ways, it's a pain in the ass winning the lottery because all of your friends and relatives come out of the woodwork wondering if you're going to share the good fortune, and a bunch of charities and organizations you've never even heard of are right behind them.
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Or thugs home-invade you figuring to make off with all the bling you purchased the first week. Seems to me the smart move would be to just spend some of your newfound millions procuring a new identity and faking your own death, a la Rory B. Bellows.
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Yep, that too. We get up to a year to come forward and claim the money. It would drive me crazy the whole time, but I would spend that time consulting with lawyers and financial advisors, and arranging to move to another state, possibly another country. I step forward, claim the money, then disappear. My name is common enough that if someone with my name shows up in another part of the country, or Canada, someone might be able to link me to the guy who won a bunch nearly a year ago, but I'd lower the odds of that happening as much as possible.
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I've never met another Orbert...
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You need to live the Jazz life.
(https://i.imgur.com/vUhYxLI.jpg)
Orbert Davis, Chicago-based jazz trumpeter and flugelhorn player.
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I read that the best way to keep it anonymous is to form a corporation, and accept the prize in the name of the corporation.
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I read that the best way to keep it anonymous is to form a corporation, and accept the prize in the name of the corporation.
I read somewhere once that a lottery winner paid a lawyer to claim the price and remain anonymous.
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I volunteer.
My concern is less the vultures - though that's a concern - but I know my family pretty well. Winning a multi-million dollar lottery WOULD create resentment with some, of that I have no doubt. But that creates a different concern: if you "give", it's almost worse than if you give nothing, becuase it's the same problem that we see in the P/R threads. $10 million for ME is a massive amount, and life-changing. But I can't give $10 million to 20 people. Even if I gave half of my prize away, it's around $200,000 (round numbers) to 25 people,with (possibly) another tax burden... I can absolutely see someone saying "You fuck; you won $10 MILLION, and all you gave me was $200k? Cheap bastard." That to me is worse than a charity hounding me.
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My concern is less the vultures - though that's a concern - but I know my family pretty well. Winning a multi-million dollar lottery WOULD create resentment with some, of that I have no doubt. But that creates a different concern: if you "give", it's almost worse than if you give nothing, becuase it's the same problem that we see in the P/R threads. $10 million for ME is a massive amount, and life-changing. But I can't give $10 million to 20 people. Even if I gave half of my prize away, it's around $200,000 (round numbers) to 25 people,with (possibly) another tax burden... I can absolutely see someone saying "You fuck; you won $10 MILLION, and all you gave me was $200k? Cheap bastard." That to me is worse than a charity hounding me.
The Chinese (of which I am one) have a way around that. Ever see those little red envelopes that get passed out at Chinese New Year or weddings or maybe birthdays?
(https://i.imgur.com/4OtNZnn.jpg)
The rules are pretty simple. If you ever make a big "score" (the lottery certainly qualifies), you share the good fortune. You put some of it into the Hong Bao (the little red envelopes) and pass them out. Family and friends. If you ever receive one, be grateful. Period. Do not even think of complaining about the amount, you ungrateful ass, just take it and go away now.
We got one in the mail one time from my uncle with $100 inside. He'd hit a minor jackpot in Vegas for like $100,000, so he was being a good Chinaman and sharing the good fortune. Cool, a hundred bucks. We went out to dinner or something. You don't compare what he'd won with how much he gave you, that's not just bad form, it's literally forbidden. Complain about it, and you'll be run over by a herd of stampeding yaks, or possibly worse.
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I volunteer.
My concern is less the vultures - though that's a concern - but I know my family pretty well. Winning a multi-million dollar lottery WOULD create resentment with some, of that I have no doubt. But that creates a different concern: if you "give", it's almost worse than if you give nothing, becuase it's the same problem that we see in the P/R threads. $10 million for ME is a massive amount, and life-changing. But I can't give $10 million to 20 people. Even if I gave half of my prize away, it's around $200,000 (round numbers) to 25 people,with (possibly) another tax burden... I can absolutely see someone saying "You fuck; you won $10 MILLION, and all you gave me was $200k? Cheap bastard." That to me is worse than a charity hounding me.
I volunteer too...and I guess this would be one of those rare occasions where it's a good thing that almost all of my immediate family is dead.
Someone getting $200k and bitching that it wasn't enough? That would be enough for me to cut ties forever with that person. I'm not Chinese, but what Orbert wrote is apt: "You don't compare what he'd won with how much he gave you, that's not just bad form, it's literally forbidden. Complain about it, and you'll be run over by a herd of stampeding yaks, or possibly worse."
If I even thought there was even the most remote possibility of someone complaining like that, the person would get nothing. And that's especially when you consider that, for a large lottery win, upwards of 45% is going to the IRS and (for me) the California Franchise Tax Board.
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I decided on my solution that unlikely problem a long time ago. My mom gets money. Everybody else gets the same gift. I pay off your mortgage, or if you live in an apartment I buy you a modest house. My friends and family don't have to worry about keeping a roof over their heads, but everything else is on them. Peace of mind is more valuable than the bling people would buy for themselves, lousy ingrates.
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The Chinese (of which I am one) have a way around that. Ever see those little red envelopes that get passed out at Chinese New Year or weddings or maybe birthdays?
(https://i.imgur.com/4OtNZnn.jpg)
The rules are pretty simple. If you ever make a big "score" (the lottery certainly qualifies), you share the good fortune. You put some of it into the Hong Bao (the little red envelopes) and pass them out. Family and friends. If you ever receive one, be grateful. Period. Do not even think of complaining about the amount, you ungrateful ass, just take it and go away now.
We got one in the mail one time from my uncle with $100 inside. He'd hit a minor jackpot in Vegas for like $100,000, so he was being a good Chinaman and sharing the good fortune. Cool, a hundred bucks. We went out to dinner or something. You don't compare what he'd won with how much he gave you, that's not just bad form, it's literally forbidden. Complain about it, and you'll be run over by a herd of stampeding yaks, or possibly worse.
But you are talking about tradition and manners (which we do not have lol). Let me put it this way, about 6-7 years ago this Dominican man from New Jersey won $300+ million on the Powerball. As soon as he was announced the winner, there were people lined up at his house, all claiming to be relative. He then traveled to the Dominican Republic, were another wave of people were literally waiting for him with the same claim of being relative.
Then some women came out saying he had not pay child support for years And as recent as 2 years ago, he was accused of Sexual Assault against a little girl back in 2010.
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I decided on my solution that unlikely problem a long time ago. My mom gets money. Everybody else gets the same gift. I pay off your mortgage, or if you live in an apartment I buy you a modest house. My friends and family don't have to worry about keeping a roof over their heads, but everything else is on them. Peace of mind is more valuable than the bling people would buy for themselves, lousy ingrates.
I thought about something similar - setting up scholarships for my neices and nephews and what not - but I like your answer better, because it doesn't presuppose anything.
But to PG, I ABSOLUTELY have relatives that would compare and judge. Without question.
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Fuck, I'm taking the money and the best forged phony documents I could buy and am leaving the country without a forwarding address. :hat
Haha - I'm kidding. I've always promised the-god-I-do-not-believe-in that I'd be a very good lotto winner. Lots of money to charity and plenty of financial security for my immediate family.
I did admire James Holzhauer's idea for spending the money he won on Jeopardy. He and his wife would pick 12 cities from anywhere in the world - places they've always wanted to visit and spend a month in each one. No expense spared. That would be epic fun. But how to pick the 12 cities....?
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That's funny... but I smell 'shop
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That's funny... but I smell 'shop
Yeah, I was getting that vibe too, but it would be pretty wild if it was legit.
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Still a better love story than Twili...oh that joke is not funny anymore? ok then.
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That's always funny. ;)
Got to be honest; not really understanding that, unless it's just the inanity of posting everything online. Then again, I haven't had my prunes or my walk yet this morning. ;)
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Nobody's noticed the "My wife told me to leave because of my last video" is 8 and a half hours long? :rollin
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Well, maybe the guy goes into a deep reflection on relationships and domestic abuse
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(https://i.redd.it/tcrza8ugxmc31.jpg)
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That's funny... but I smell 'shop
Most or all of those (and more) are real. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_yIF-9jOge6nNA0z-ScrBQ/videos
At least they exist. Whether there's any legitimacy to any of the things said I have no idea.
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(https://i.redd.it/tcrza8ugxmc31.jpg)
That got a WTF out of me. But then I saw the majesty logo on the bucket and I got it. Still creepy, but hilarious.
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I don't blame that guy.
Some states allow lottery winners to collect their winnings anonymously, but if I ever win, I become part of a public record. My name (and probably some personal details) will be in the papers, or at least on some website somewhere. People can find me and know that I'm a new millionaire.
I've heard that in some ways, it's a pain in the ass winning the lottery because all of your friends and relatives come out of the woodwork wondering if you're going to share the good fortune, and a bunch of charities and organizations you've never even heard of are right behind them.
I remember listening to a really good podcast about what you should ideally do if you won the lottery, it was pretty interesting to hear how some people just had their lives destroyed by becoming instant multi-millionaires.
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Yep, it seems like there are at least as many tragic endings as they are happy endings. I mean, probably not, but it seems like it because you remember hearing about the tragic ones.
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They really should make that a national law to be able to claim anonymously, I may be wrong but I think only some states allow this. It's really not to anyone's benefit to let everyone know who won.
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They really should make that a national law to be able to claim anonymously, I may be wrong but I think only some states allow this. It's really not to anyone's benefit to let everyone know who won.
There are two reasons, one pretty good and one pretty silly. Part of it is publicity, you're expected to show everybody how super-cool the lottery is. The other is transparency, and it actually does make some sense. If nobody knows who the winner is nobody knows if it's rigged or legit. Maybe the governor's degenerate brother in law wins one week, his mistress the next, the guy with pictures of all of them the next. How would anybody know?
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Yea, as I was writing that, I thought it's probably also good for the public to know that "random" people do win the lottery. I don't know, maybe there's a better way to prove that without making winning the lottery a kind of shitty thing for lots of people. But then again, the whole lottery system is kind of crazy when you think about it, hence why I don't even play.
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Seems like a bad idea to me.
https://youtu.be/Yx4osljrMkA
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Are they hiring?
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(https://i.imgur.com/esNFtaM.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/esNFtaM.jpg)
So much this!
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Oh come on! You can do your crazy work out but cant keep up with the concert? Hope you aren't too pooped for the headliners at progpower :lol
Also, I'll still be 34 (birthday is near the end of September) so I guess that doesn't really apply to me.... yet
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Oh come on! You can do your crazy work out but cant keep up with the concert? Hope you aren't too pooped for the headliners at progpower :lol
Also, I'll still be 34 (birthday is near the end of September) so I guess that doesn't really apply to me.... yet
Standing for extended hours isn't aided by my aerobic prowess. It kills my lower back!
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Good thing there are seats, and your bed is across the street :lol
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Good thing there are seats, and your bed is across the street :lol
You know it!
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I'm not even 30. I'm ready to be up 20 hours straight every day. Keep up if you can. :hat :biggrin:
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(https://i.imgur.com/QioS5bu.jpg)
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Now that's funny. :)
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I wouldn't say "funny." But it genuinely made me smile. :)
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(https://i.imgur.com/PloHQXm.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ZmNG8rm.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/PloHQXm.jpg)
Florida Man strikes again!
Florida Man is my hero.
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(https://i.imgur.com/LQXeoK8.jpg)
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Took me a second, but :lol
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:rollin
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Don't many women complain that they "get in the way"? :)
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Collateral damage
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(https://i.imgur.com/PloHQXm.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/PpV0evc.png)
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:rollin
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/PpV0evc.png)
The only thing that would make that better would be if this was Stadler.
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Who says it's not? :)
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way off topic but what did I miss regarding the Sarah McLachlan avi's?
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way off topic but what did I miss regarding the Sarah McLachlan avi's?
She's my favorite artist.
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Stadler, I would have sworn that was Jennifer Lawrence.
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Stadler, I would have sworn that was Jennifer Lawrence.
Haha, it does look like her. But it's not (and she's not my favorite artist; it's a gag from one of the other threads; I think it was a roulette thread).
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I'm not sure this went as planned or not?
Man uses harvester to throw corn instead of rice in his friend's wedding (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA6bHzjdgLw&feature=youtu.be)
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Oops. I guess you could say it was truly a harvester of sorrow.
:lhk:
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Oops. I guess you could say it was truly a harvester of sorrow.
:lhk:
corny
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Oops. I guess you could say it was truly a harvester of sorrow.
:lhk:
corn-gratulation on that joke.
But i think that went as planned, he didn't seem to want to stop lol
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I double checked to make sure this was real, and it is, a bright spot in the dark morbid world that is the TSA...
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69050268_2964917593550135_6685102268213100544_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQnaK40fC7jYVjrNKooMRHxGaNaf0ID7OU4HjUOTirms6C1dGkLTOO9kVLKA5A6-Bv0&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=e289c2e60172912ed0ce59ae664ee89a&oe=5DD5D5B1)
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(https://i.imgur.com/GpvI1.jpg)
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I double checked to make sure this was real, and it is, a bright spot in the dark morbid world that is the TSA...
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/69050268_2964917593550135_6685102268213100544_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQnaK40fC7jYVjrNKooMRHxGaNaf0ID7OU4HjUOTirms6C1dGkLTOO9kVLKA5A6-Bv0&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=e289c2e60172912ed0ce59ae664ee89a&oe=5DD5D5B1)
Is that just cover for people to get their fleshlights trough TSA without being hassled? :lol
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Wow the TSA has a sense of humor? :lol
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I saw that a few months ago while browsing their website. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/iIy5VWA.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/Hjmp5gi.png)
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I think ill start using Post-lord from now on lol
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I"m adopting "Rupert's Fingers". As if the lips and ass that makes up the standard hot dog isn't bad enough...
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The Battle of Gridlington got me.
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(https://i.redd.it/u341scj8h7i31.jpg)
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As if the lips and ass that makes up the standard hot dog isn't bad enough...
Still sounds better than a Clammy Rogers.
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(https://i.redd.it/q3ayc9wg5zi31.jpg)
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Saw this "alien vs. predator" t-shirt on somebody at Universal Studios this past weekend and could barely stifle a giggle: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/89fq1o/alien_et_vs_predator_michael_jackson_tshirt/
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That's beautiful.
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Saw this "alien vs. predator" t-shirt on somebody at Universal Studios this past weekend and could barely stifle a giggle: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/89fq1o/alien_et_vs_predator_michael_jackson_tshirt/
😆😆😆
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(https://i.imgur.com/ZmyPEVl.gif)
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...Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Fantastic!
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(https://i.imgur.com/S3egGVC.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/w15Ry9v.gif)
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Everything about that gif is amazing
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Swear to god... the girl kicking the inflatable looks like Jackie.
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:lol
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That's a gif that just lifts you up.
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(https://i.imgur.com/YVXBTKs.jpg)
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:lol
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(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6594.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6588.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6582.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6572.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6571.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6570.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6567.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6561.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6550.jpg)
(https://epicpix.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/ff_6545.jpg)
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That shoe picture is going to give me nightmares :lol
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That shoe looks like it's from the Labyrinth.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/HntwKhmg/FB-IMG-1567560361555.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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:lol
(https://i.imgur.com/f1k2HGK.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/xqEvAMX.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/DJrwd1P.jpg)
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The 80085 took me a second.
:clap:
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:lol
Also, Chad explained to me the story behind the post he made a while back when he said he'd "Chino my ass off a balcony." Funny shit :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/g70JkMr.png)
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:lol
Also, Chad explained to me the story behind the post he made a while back when he said he'd "Chino my ass off a balcony." Funny shit :lol
Thank God Brian is a blockhead to survive that. His penance is us razzing him.
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(https://i.imgur.com/73dZlIV.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/i8oHXtN.jpg)
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(https://preview.redd.it/03ma0c8zptm31.jpg?width=664&auto=webp&s=a4d3b18c8540422fee986004aa5d8d32aea5816f)
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:lol :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/X0qlV5H.gif)
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"Shhhh!"
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(https://i.imgur.com/Do0JDPs.png)
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(https://i.redd.it/u341scj8h7i31.jpg)
I wonder who Evel Knievel was representing.
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(https://i.imgur.com/X06PD.jpg)
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(https://imgur.com/v8wfoMl.jpg)
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Good point, Orbert :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/wjgCgSJ.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/SGNoBeh.jpg)
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Lives Matter, Privilege, Self-Identified Blue :lol
Auschwitz Ash :|
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I don’t get Feather, not Dot.
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I like Cyantology :D
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I don’t get Feather, not Dot.
(https://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif)
Indian.
Travel Ban Brown :rollin
Those were all glorious. Thanks Zy!
P.S. ... we're all going to hell for laughing at some of those.
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Statutory Grape :zydarscouch:
Insufferable Vegan Green :lol
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I don’t get Feather, not Dot.
(https://i.imgur.com/XS5LK.gif)
Indian.
Travel Ban Brown :rollin
Those were all glorious. Thanks Zy!
P.S. ... we're all going to hell for laughing at some of those.
Ohhhhhhhh. Now it makes sense. Cheers!
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US geography at its best
(https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s851x315/53790473_2153617088006920_4659733766028132352_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_oc=AQnCYyrq4R96Ym9SOJD4bpCsIywILJETUyB4_XwPEKarQeMuE91WGnlfGosouvfcF_s&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=eb69135f209994357c4c08c8167d8590&oe=5DEFF803)
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:rollin How have I never seen that before?
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My wife told me about the chef years ago. The thing with Tennessee and Kentucky is new. I forwarded this to her and she chuckled heartily.
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:rollin How have I never seen that before?
Really? I've noticed and drew it on my mid school agenda.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Xa492sP.jpg)
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haha... for me, it'd be her father.
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"Acting like my mother" works even better.
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"Acting like my mother" works even better.
Yeah, that too!
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Freddie Mercury gets Trapped in a Slide and Calls out for Mamma (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSS3GTmKWVA&feature=youtu.be)
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:lol
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/u2bOvIp.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/xrYs6t8.jpg)
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:lol
I've seen some of this guy's comics but not that one!
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(https://i.imgur.com/2YWcQ05.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/TkH7DxD.jpg)
Yeah it's old, but still good :lol
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"Stuffindin' Stud" :rollin :rollin
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Didn't someone post that a couple months/pages back? I remember seeing it, and texting it to jingle.daughter. f'n hilarious.
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It could very well have been me who posted it last time :lol
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A quick perusal of your posts validates your hypothesis!
(https://i.imgur.com/dzjKndY.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/MKZJZLu.jpg)
Some guy put some fake music albums into a local music store.
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Damn, only 5 months ago :facepalm:
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Time DOES fly when you're building a deck, man. Truth.
I have the deluxe edition with the bonus tracks:
Velcro Is The Best!
Where's The Remote?
Pink Caravan
Prunes, Baby, Prunes (Demo Version)
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Time DOES fly when you're building a deck, man. Truth.
I have the deluxe edition with the bonus tracks:
Velcro Is The Best!
Where's The Remote?
Pink Caravan
Prunes, Baby, Prunes (Demo Version)
Mine has the bonus track ... "Do NOT go in there".
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Time DOES fly when you're building a deck, man. Truth.
I have the deluxe edition with the bonus tracks:
Velcro Is The Best!
Where's The Remote?
Pink Caravan
Prunes, Baby, Prunes (Demo Version)
Mine has the bonus track ... "Do NOT go in there".
Mine has "Don't Slam the Door." Must be the Japanese import.
Re #10, my son now walks into the room and says, very deliberately, "My name is not, but I am, hungry." :lol
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Time DOES fly when you're building a deck, man. Truth.
I have the deluxe edition with the bonus tracks:
Velcro Is The Best!
Where's The Remote?
Pink Caravan
Prunes, Baby, Prunes (Demo Version)
Mine has the bonus track ... "Do NOT go in there".
Mine has "Don't Slam the Door." Must be the Japanese import.
With the misheard lyric "Don't Sram Teh Door"?
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/73221223_965997137077336_5824767065524797440_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_oc=AQnlmfIoO9DoL2fP-EKJXpIjRDZZjo3zCCTwPAZNEKH8r_Vp9Ib869Fa5cTd3dOQef8&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=be0b81120a11b43245ed01e4e3a92a88&oe=5E1D0791)
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"I need you please com bangladesh I receive you."
Damn, I wish I had that line available when I was single. :lol
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Lana sit on my face (https://youtu.be/OAADnCCk64s)
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She took it well. Who is that?
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Lana Del Rey no?
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I love when that stuff happens at sporting events.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cLnrUDohHs
Especially when the athlete enjoys the humor and adds some of their own wit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqb75RN-9RA
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:rollin reminds me of my buddy yelling at Elize from Amaranthe
"YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE!" which got a nice reaction from her and the crowd, which luckily someone caught https://youtu.be/CiXhadhsN8o?t=1282 (https://youtu.be/CiXhadhsN8o?t=1282)
also :rollin at the comments on the painting
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Lana Del Rey no?
Yes
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:rollin reminds me of my buddy yelling at Elize from Amaranthe
"YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE!" which got a nice reaction from her and the crowd, which luckily someone caught https://youtu.be/CiXhadhsN8o?t=1282 (https://youtu.be/CiXhadhsN8o?t=1282)
Or me yelling at Tom that Henrik thinks he's paid in pussy!?!
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:rollin reminds me of my buddy yelling at Elize from Amaranthe
"YOU ARE ATTRACTIVE!" which got a nice reaction from her and the crowd, which luckily someone caught https://youtu.be/CiXhadhsN8o?t=1282 (https://youtu.be/CiXhadhsN8o?t=1282)
Or me yelling at Tom that Henrik thinks he's paid in pussy!?!
That's a good one too except Tom nor the crowd really reacted, but we know that was a good one :lol
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(https://kssunews.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/3q52m9.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/GWo8TkI.jpg)
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Protip: If you added a little olive oil to a pan with some kale in it, it makes it way easier to scrape that kale into the trash.
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(https://preview.redd.it/79vn7mna6ju31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=23795019f05d1603c335c7c6a3fd556b3c8d3564)
Please let this be true :lol
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(https://preview.redd.it/79vn7mna6ju31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=23795019f05d1603c335c7c6a3fd556b3c8d3564)
Please let this be true :lol
Second source: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2019/10/25/chinese-developer-five-hitmen-sentenced-after-failed-murder-outsource/4094899002/
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(https://i.imgur.com/g1N0Voj.jpg)
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(https://d4l6i3suptb3a.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cigs.jpg)
(https://d4l6i3suptb3a.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/homeless.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/1PvE1oN.jpg)
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The "Ace" is classic. That's good.
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Found a gold mine of Sesame Street memes...
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22851893_841805509322480_3070256846057437841_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_oc=AQls5inZvOJv_mwu2MmcsYyiqs77Ac7GIHbwwlK7LfUI-EM_U_6FAxP47TUi2PHFhao&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=3438f389cf24dbd0cbd27fe32366592f&oe=5E509BC1)
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22815051_841805585989139_401048457975579774_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQkoOiXD6Wk1IqBOz6_OWMYcXi4-0po6KbMJN1CEGs28UbrWW1dguCWjlObqPUWIypU&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=f92a019ce802f6b72a636433186d4715&oe=5E51F820)
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22853264_841805692655795_6050187794282961542_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQlieA1S7BDmufyQBCod95zeLcOnj9zcrZCIrO9ZspitLgkyZ_cB7-TqrJ1xKZxo0xI&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=8b139834282417bb52532dcd37e11f8e&oe=5E184545)
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22894131_841805879322443_5536407605477048262_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQk0N_rD7zO73-sy-R7Y-EAqUBah8A_yKUEj-hl5sZF-AW84b2LNGSHYRMlO5oc8Xr4&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=77bb607cc41f39c686ec24376a3d5c7e&oe=5E1AAF23)
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22814499_841805892655775_8138627322862409786_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_oc=AQlEJTXVkJyoZZH_yi_nNb1Ta_xIPm_lyP2RX1hV-If7zS7NfcOabKrHeBJARCRdFnY&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=320b307b2c1f6d2a09b3527b8e004e31&oe=5E64F127)
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22851834_841805492655815_4282543339729457371_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_oc=AQkI6jy4fsKt_nfvYKGncBoA0LCU09t2joY-T1rimM9J74qCUiJ_gpwfkMMKA5iF9Xc&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=d3f3f56ef26b7fa26e63022ca8167544&oe=5E4CFB39)
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^^ :lol
Speaking of, I just watched this.
John Oliver & Cookie Monster Out-Takes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H916EVndP_A)
"I got crumbs from the 80s" :lol
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Found a gold mine of Sesame Street memes...
Share the link, ya selfish bastard!
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Found a gold mine of Sesame Street memes...
Share the link, ya selfish bastard!
It was on Facebook, but now I can't remember who shared it. Sorry, I suck. :(
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(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/comics-41-5db85a2138a97__700.jpg)
:lol yet :(
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(https://i.imgur.com/U5FMxqU.gif)
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(https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/comics-41-5db85a2138a97__700.jpg)
:lol yet :(
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/8/84/Mr._mitchell.png/revision/latest?cb=20100922164329)
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/75464205_530493934412243_7694740657348280320_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeHfmcAXjigQt9FSINB3NrjvuV_O2SkZD3JiferR4xXUXub2w1rq-JlJO1vuCxid99LOla2ElGQk-HCZzoBanw_pT1yrPXHDvRS7cGfbVjYC1Q&_nc_oc=AQk-JDlR05oGTfM8gWaod98l_EX2x2J_Zv-f9HpEw21i7q8FTshdPzr9l-HyStwEf10&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=184d7fb5093c84acff27ce2460c045b6&oe=5E40AB00)
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(https://i.imgur.com/STTmaKw.jpg)
I didn't know where else to post this, but I found it pretty funny. Don't know if it's true though. Could be.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/yladir/status/1193359786303270912
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I loved Tim Kazurinski on SNL.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Vrdpxs0.png)
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I love stuff like that. Google "spite houses" or "revenge houses" sometime. Fun stuff.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd7YLnVICj8
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South Dakota's new public health campaign. No joke!
(https://i.imgur.com/up290uN.jpg)
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/75464205_530493934412243_7694740657348280320_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_eui2=AeHfmcAXjigQt9FSINB3NrjvuV_O2SkZD3JiferR4xXUXub2w1rq-JlJO1vuCxid99LOla2ElGQk-HCZzoBanw_pT1yrPXHDvRS7cGfbVjYC1Q&_nc_oc=AQk-JDlR05oGTfM8gWaod98l_EX2x2J_Zv-f9HpEw21i7q8FTshdPzr9l-HyStwEf10&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=184d7fb5093c84acff27ce2460c045b6&oe=5E40AB00)
RJ, your avatar compliments this so well. :lol
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/b017qKJ.gif)
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EI5-hNcVUAI-Sbx?format=jpg&name=small)
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Not as funny, but along those lines, in a bathroom at Southern Methodist:
(https://i.imgur.com/ivtVAT7.jpg)
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:lol at the guy smoking on the bowl, looks like he's holding a gun too. So bad ass. Also, the rockstar on the toilet. I don't see any issue with that one... or on a serious note, the standing pisser.
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I never heard of a toilet Whammy pedal.
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I never heard of a toilet Whammy pedal.
I think he's using it the same way Petrucci uses those boxes. JP should take note!
And, frankly, if lefthanded Pete Townsend wants to put on a show in the toilet, I'm kinda ok with that!
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(https://i.imgur.com/l0RPAvS.jpg)
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Damn, crocheting a whole shark blanket?
Must be hard.
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It has some stiff competition against that flag.
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Well played, Adami. Well played.
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(https://i.redd.it/ze4dk2n5ytz31.jpg)
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Penis
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UFO caught on tape (https://i.imgur.com/wKK4QfV.jpg).
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lol That reminded me of the old, yet still funny "new camera phone" pictures.
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ghettoredhot.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F04%2Ffirst-camera-phone-ever.jpg&hash=a8c247893c7a09e2353ed8f8a4873da8e3203a38)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Dw8EIrJ.jpg)
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Yeah, but my daughter still loves me. She said so.
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:lol
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Yeah, but my daughter still loves me. She said so.
Yes, but before or after you said "It puts the lotion in the basket!"?
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/46498302_2470531759630836_8810958513904812032_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=dD8Vh84CTc8AQk7HoW_uW9gO4_OUxYebW73fTd-nCckKlOBa3f66P8lPA&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=dfceb8e8b938da4db9f79f2b292ea5bc&oe=5E3EF94B)
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I will wager the cover charge that Mardi Gras, the nudie bar in the next town over, will be packed Thursday night.
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(https://i.imgur.com/mTYp10D.png)
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:lol
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:rollin
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(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/79020051_2894584843908732_7179152373451849728_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_ohc=9hinrowdsiUAQn_TsDTn7CWfchHQOXNfruX3oOWfrVZDpszfsR45osMoA&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=b2f7911e057057420143fe95800ee54a&oe=5E81AB87)
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BASTARD
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(https://i.imgur.com/LyzTrO8.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/MjYUsP7.jpg)
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Seems legit.
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Sunning your butthole....... :spitcoffee: :lmao:
I.......cant..........stop.......laughing........ :rollin
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But she feels surges of... energy almost immediately!
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People are strange :lol
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B3TBsl2BHmB/
For your enjoyment.
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"Mmmm. Nourishing". :rollin :rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/ZWeAKtj.jpg)
You had me at cello.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B3TBsl2BHmB/
How J Boy, K-lox, and Cram spent their mornings at progpower..
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B3TBsl2BHmB/
How J Boy, K-lox, and Cram spent their mornings at progpower..
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/566/702/3f2.jpeg)
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B3TBsl2BHmB/
How J Boy, K-lox, and Cram spent their mornings at progpower..
WTF :lol :lol :lol
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I believe it.
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Butt Acapella.
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(https://imgur.com/vK5c8Sf.jpg)
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That reminds me of Billy Madison
(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-09/12/12/tmp/webdr05/f5109c3cdd596c658782fb5a0ab68c1c-12.png?downsize=700:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
(https://preview.redd.it/yghbihvdyvm11.png?auto=webp&s=1394ccf5b058d329f7e9763dcd4306112e14ffe1)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/9MJPzmg4/FB-IMG-1575208377323.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)photo sharing (https://postimages.org/)
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:lol
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isn't that a still from one of the scenes in the last season of Game Of Thrones?
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isn't that a still from one of the scenes in the last season of Game Of Thrones?
Yeah, from Shmegland's Lair.
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(https://i.imgur.com/2lnpOc1.jpg)
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I don't get that one.
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isn't that a still from one of the scenes in the last season of Game Of Thrones?
Yeah, from Shmegland's Lair.
That would be an oil painting of Beer, Depands & shame.
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(https://i.imgur.com/RcujGC1.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Em8UJ.png)
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Too soon, man. Too soon.
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I miss the 80's so much some times.
Not now.
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(https://b2.crackwatch.com/file/crackwatch-temp/1jh7vlix8.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/xTSK6YO.jpg)
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HAHA.
Side bar: I'd pull that.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELCM-RBWoAEfElf?format=jpg&name=large)
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My favorite was OCC guys yelling at each other. Several panels, so something like cohesive arguments could almost play out, in case that actually mattered to people.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELCM-RBWoAEfElf?format=jpg&name=large)
I took three years of German in high school. Having to figure out which version of "the" applied in any given situation was a gigantic pain in the ass (especially "der," which can be masculine or feminine depending on the case).
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(https://i.imgur.com/5Dk4l6H.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/oyHbsgB.jpg)
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I'll be there! I'm sure I could take 'em.
:73109:
Oh wait, it was last week. Damn.
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I bet I could take on a solid eight, maybe ten diabetic children at once, assuming a variety of ages and sizes.
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Diabetic kids are surprisingly good fighters and quite resilient. Don't underestimate them!
Or maybe the idea is to fight children with weaponized diabetes....
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(https://preview.redd.it/hx7f0jd5ok041.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=9288f70cc0e64f965667ef06a9d2f5d15c77e733)
(https://preview.redd.it/03i8smi7u4i31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5aa4a7d3b407f565286fc10dfb96c6b4ef6f8d7f)
(https://preview.redd.it/qewc676voe831.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c5e515177c7d4b29a620de2815873e47ae915129)
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(https://i.redd.it/eh9qhq8v18b01.jpg)
(https://preview.redd.it/reyaajn79vnz.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=42ba44e947ae42d8c13ac25a3ce6ead8250f0c20)
(https://i.redd.it/aculqy2y7ubz.jpg)
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I don't get it. How is that funny? :huh:
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I don't get it. How is that funny? :huh:
The wording makes it sound like they need more people to rape more people.
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(https://preview.redd.it/vw2lhc8n78d01.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c9842ee14525517f7935727f2f8a1ac1f08a179f)
I don't get it. How is that funny? :huh:
The wording makes it sound like they need more people to rape more people.
but it says "help rape victims"
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In the expression "rape victim", the word "rape", while normally a verb, functions as an adjective. It describes what kind of victim they are.
The wording is ambiguous because "rape" could still be a verb here. "We need more volunteers to help us rape these victims".
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I don't get it. How is that funny? :huh:
The wording makes it sound like they need more people to rape more people.
but it says "help rape victims"
It's subject to two interpretations: (1) volunteers are needed to help victims of rape (obviously, this was the intent of the headline, and "victims" is the object of the verb "help," and "rape" functions as an adjective that modifies "victims"); (2) volunteers are needed to assist in the raping of victims (in this interpretation, "rape" is a verb, and "victims" is the object of that verb, and "help" serves as a helping vert). Read it the same way you would read the sentence, "More volunteers are needed to help wrap gifts."
But...if it requires that much explanation....
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Ohh I get it now. Thanks :tup
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(https://i.imgur.com/pe7L1WA.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ijxqAVx.jpg)
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Yes! :lol
(draw swords together)
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(https://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tattoo-face-swaps-funny-fails-9.jpg)
(https://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tattoo-face-swaps-funny-fails-12.jpg)
(https://www.demilked.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/tattoo-face-swaps-funny-fails-3.jpg)
(https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/tattoo-fails3.jpg)
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The best part of that MJ one is the caption. "He touched so many..." The ellipsis at the end is the best.
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Wow, those are really horrible! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/svs3NXc.jpg)
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:lol
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:lol
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/96/0e/48960e88d75d6ba23f911de8b004ef79.png)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/n/im-in-love-with-a-plane-extreme-love/vp-AAICKk7
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(https://i.imgur.com/kCJJSUv.jpg)
When a stoppable force meets a movable object.
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For the philosophy majors among us:
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.existentialcomics.com%2Fcomics%2FdescartesDemon.jpg&hash=1072b34d604e9e973a41365026fdffec31dffd55)
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.existentialcomics.com%2Fcomics%2FPhilosophyOfParty1.png&hash=176af8a2f1efdf669d70bd257ff07ada7b0037db)
(https://www.dreamtheaterforums.org/boards/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.existentialcomics.com%2Fcomics%2FPhilosophyOfParty2.png&hash=3cfdbeb1295c89ef45626749c295993b7b77ae48)
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"Here, put these on and take some coke."
I think we've all said that at one time or another.
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Who the heck sticks their thumbs out when flipping someone off???
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Ms. Marvel, apparently.
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(https://i.imgur.com/JWk5Nkz.jpg)
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Who the heck sticks their thumbs out when flipping someone off???
:lol i love this forum
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^^^ It's true. I remember back a few years, there was a picture posted... I think it was from a show in New York. First time I ever had my face out there in a forum like this and it was nerve-wracking (seriously, it was). I realized almost immediately that the world was not going to end when El Barto posted almost immediately telling me I give the finger wrong and what's wrong with me. :) ;) :) :)
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:lol
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A friend had this posted on her Face Book page today: "Always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out: Boom!...extra taco." :lol Genius.
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A friend had this posted on her Face Book page today: "Always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out: Boom!...extra taco." :lol Genius.
:tup
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A friend had this posted on her Face Book page today: "Always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out: Boom!...extra taco." :lol Genius.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/240/699/000.gif)
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A friend had this posted on her Face Book page today: "Always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out: Boom!...extra taco." :lol Genius.
Life hacks :tup
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A friend had this posted on her Face Book page today: "Always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out: Boom!...extra taco." :lol Genius.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/5VKbvrjxpVJCM/giphy.gif)
I usually just have a fork ready but this is a better idea.
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(https://i.imgur.com/HPLJPP3.gif)
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I've watched that now for about 14 minutes, and I'm sure I could keep going. :)
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* Cue the Mario pulling the flag down music.
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* Cue the Mario pulling the flag down music.
:lol :lol :lol
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(https://media.giphy.com/media/119HtgTy0cDjK8/giphy.gif)
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Big Sea Lions on a Small Boat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeWxaXYFn04)
In reality that boat isn't really that small however you get some perspective on how absolutely massive Sealions are. :lol
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Sigh...
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(https://i.imgur.com/ikRmERU.jpg)
"Parents told me to spend more time outside with civilization".
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(https://i.imgur.com/oM0HAZv.jpg)
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Ultimately the Spacey mission was cancelled when it was determined it sexually assaulted another rocket years ago.
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(https://i.imgur.com/EIM82.jpg)
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Ultimately the Spacey mission was cancelled when it was determined it sexually assaulted another rocket years ago.
(https://i.imgur.com/v7EgKw9.gif)
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(https://i.imgur.com/ZDVZQ0h.jpg)
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:laugh: :rollin
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Bo Burnham Country Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJOVjh7wJkk
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(https://preview.redd.it/v6aj04o8tr941.jpg?width=640&auto=webp&s=63e85a541e401fe5b5aada9ab4b4aff83b1cd8be)
In all fairness, would you in his shoes? :lol
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:lol
(https://i.imgur.com/79vKxsh.png)
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*snip*
In all fairness, would you in his shoes? :lol
I highly doubt it.
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*snip*
In all fairness, would you in his shoes? :lol
I highly doubt it.
'Course, if I was third in line to the throne of the fifth-oldest Monarchy on the planet, I wouldn't have settled for Meghan Markle either, so my opinion isn't really relevant.
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(https://i.imgur.com/55PTp0Z.jpg)
This gets funnier each time I look at it.
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That actually is kind of funny. :)
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(https://i.imgur.com/JMtvSnH.jpg)
The Grohlden Girls
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That's... disturbing.
But also kinda hot. :yarr
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(https://i.imgur.com/A5zEmTU.png)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/C1Rc0Smh/FB-IMG-1579469019485.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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I feel personally attacked.
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So did your bedmate.
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So did your bedmate.
I doubt she had time to notice.
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So did your bedmate.
LEAVE BLACK FLOYD OUT OF THIS.
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This is a real photo, took it myself (from the booklet accompanying the Billy Joel "My Lives" box set):
(https://i.imgur.com/2wPUyuA.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/Hpx9a1z.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/EAR2c.jpg)
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Did anyone get the Billy Joel picture?
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Did anyone get the Billy Joel picture?
I have read every word in that picture and the trail's gone cold, brother. Explain it to me.
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Did anyone get the Billy Joel picture?
Oh I got it immediately.....but for everyone else...why don't you explain?
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I highly doubt that Jani Lane, Eric Turner and Jerry Dixon of Warrant - late 80's LA hair metal band of "Cherry Pie" fame - wrote his 1971 demo version of "Only A Man". Though that WOULD explain why it's never been released.
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I highly doubt that Jani Lane, Eric Turner and Jerry Dixon of Warrant - late 80's LA hair metal band of "Cherry Pie" fame - wrote his 1971 demo version of "Only A Man". Though that WOULD explain why it's never been released.
Nerd. :)
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I highly doubt that Jani Lane, Eric Turner and Jerry Dixon of Warrant - late 80's LA hair metal band of "Cherry Pie" fame - wrote his 1971 demo version of "Only A Man". Though that WOULD explain why it's never been released.
Nerd. :)
You expected anything less? You should have heard me sitting on the couch laughing when I saw it.
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But did they make sure to put all the infinity stones back when they finished recording it?
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I highly doubt that Jani Lane, Eric Turner and Jerry Dixon of Warrant - late 80's LA hair metal band of "Cherry Pie" fame - wrote his 1971 demo version of "Only A Man". Though that WOULD explain why it's never been released.
Apparently Warrant did release a demo version of a song called Only a Man.
I smell a conspiracy!
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:lol seems whoever put that together was using google or something and came across the Warrant Demo song of the same name and used those credits?
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I got it immediately...I figured it was a carryover from a template, but the Google explanation is much, much funnier, so I choose to believe that one :biggrin:
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I saw "Janie Lane" and thought... WTF??
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The interesting thing is, in the comments for the YouTube version of the Warrant song (a different song) someone says "oh, that's a Billy Joel song!". :)
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I didn't recognize the names at all, so the joke flew past me. Even if I'd recognized them, I probably would've just assumed that Billy Joel demoed a Warrant song for some bizarre reason (I wouldn't have bothered tracking the songs down and listening to them to confirm).
Here's something even nerdier: There was an animated series on MTV back in the last century called "Daria". Daria's best friend was named Jane Lane, but Jane's older brother Trent was around sometimes and he would call her "Janie", the way siblings do. He was the only person that called her "Janie". I thought of that when I saw "Janie Lane" in the credits. I did not think of Warrant.
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I didn't recognize the names at all, so the joke flew past me. Even if I'd recognized them, I probably would've just assumed that Billy Joel demoed a Warrant song for some bizarre reason (I wouldn't have bothered tracking the songs down and listening to them to confirm).
I'd love to hear a Billy Joel cover of Cherry Pie!
I overlooked the writing credits because I assumed the joke was some sort of subtle word play in the song titles or something like that.
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Actually now that I think about it, I probably would have done the comparison. Billy Joel covering a Warrant song would be bizarre enough to raise my curiosity.
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(https://i.imgur.com/FW5X1v7.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/FW5X1v7.jpg)
Roger that! :lol
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What's your vector, Victor?
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We have clearance, Clarence.
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What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
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Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't get da help!
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...like my men.
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That boy should have got an Oscar nom for the look on his face when that gal hit him with that line.
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(https://i.imgur.com/sMqXfmQ.jpg)
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I've seen that one a few times, but it always seems to make me chuckle :lol
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:lol
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Do you like gladiator movies, Joey?
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https://politics.theonion.com/trump-lifts-obama-era-protections-trapping-gangthor-the-1841190945
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https://politics.theonion.com/trump-lifts-obama-era-protections-trapping-gangthor-the-1841190945
“I will personally swim to the bottom of the Pacific and use a golden key inscribed with mysterious runes to unlock Gangthor’s lair, where he has slumbered since the destructive Clean Water Rule of 2015 was issued. This shape-shifting, multi-tentacled monster will then once more be unleashed upon the waters of the United States, restoring the property rights of American farmers, fossil fuel companies, and real estate developers.”
:lol :lol :lol This is great
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The part I liked best about that article was links to the "you might also like"
Kellyanne Conway Suggests Martin Luther King Jr. Would Have Traveled To Ukraine For Dirt On Biden
"He understood that civil disobedience is essential in fighting a corrupt system, so he wasn’t afraid to spend the night in jail or do a little quid pro quo"
and....
‘They Can’t Impeach Someone They Can’t See,’ Say Trump Boys Cramming Dad Into Homemade Bunker Under Oval Office Desk
(https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_1600/cmbepm6h95e2tldwk1at.jpg)
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Friday batch.
(https://i.imgur.com/ZQWnrnR.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/BTS5PvY.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/sBizGdC.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/YQCpVgi.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/ygJ7bzu.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/qBSauqa.jpg)
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The tree one and the liver one are my favorites. I love that kind of humor.
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I feel slow, the tree joke took me a minute ;D
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Pepper Chords :rollin :rollin
It's worth watching to the end.
https://v.redd.it/wordbikwpkc41
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Dammit. Having trouble linking imgur.
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(https://i.imgur.com/poFGF6J.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/pDGKVkO.jpg)
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The first one is good, but the second one made me laugh out loud a little.
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I can hear Navi after clicking that..."Hey! Listen!"
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(https://i.imgur.com/zS9akXt.jpg)
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:lol
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Brutally honest or bad use of quotation marks?
(https://i.imgur.com/gewXemB.jpg)
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This year's NFL 2020 - Bad Lip Reading (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2vS8dPMR2U) :rollin
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Awesome, as always! :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/mC2ZpxS.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/4IL05yu.jpg)
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I think we posted that in the Fogey Thread within the last coupla years.
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I've found my calling.
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I know baby yoda memes are yesterday's news, but man this one got me...
(https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/86386009_2545608135765722_7463122773406121984_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_eui2=AeEmm-fvLzZ7ctl1k8lIgeSjBR5Uluogc6Iecme3aEsTF4VLUgHhhFj7uC0JxRsy0zO1rLT0KtCW4l6kGatspwm8BP0F71p-raluagyhFw9suw&_nc_ohc=DCqUwDgVLegAX8nIJWG&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=2a8313b1460a505340553abee9705f08&oe=5EB8F03A)
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(https://i.imgur.com/uIPmajO.jpg)
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6 year old writes a letter to his teacher
(https://media.distractify.com/brand-img/7DuROz3EE/1600x838/1-isiah-letter-1581695431640.jpeg)
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:lol
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Holy shit! :rollin
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:rollin :rollin
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Laughed out loud at that one!
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:lol
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? ... about tennish.
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(https://i.imgur.com/kMMx3KP.jpg)
He ded.
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:lol That took me a good minute and 3 read-throughs.
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:rollin
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Oh man... RIP. :rollin
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:rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/1pjgWcn.jpg)
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Joke isn't bad, but do each of them have one eye that is actually a few inches outside their head? WTF?
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Yeah I've seen comics from that same author, and that seems to be the case in all of them. It's the style, I guess.
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(https://i.imgur.com/jkBgjFG.png)
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https://twitter.com/AlexSkolnick/status/1232084396834009088?s=20
I can't get it to actually appear as a pic, but I thought this was really funny.
Wait, screen cap:
(https://i.imgur.com/joYsRSH.jpg)
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As someone who has never used twitter, and did not pay attention to the date at first, I had to read it twice to realize the order lol :lol
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That is glorious! As a smartass, I used to do stuff like that. If someone said "Tell me something I don't know" I'd whip out some physics or music theory or something. But seeing a well-constructed response like that in print is next-level shit.
The girl is hot, too, but seriously not as hot as that response.
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I can't help it; I laughed at that when I saw it, I laughed again when I looked it up to see if it was legit, I laughed again when I posted it, and I just laughed AGAIN when I came back to see the responses. I suppose it's not the funniest thing ever, but for whatever reason it tickles the funny bone.
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Yea I saw that on twitter, got a good laugh at it. So well done :lol
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(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/what_the_fuck_shatner.gif)
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/OGQe1Ek.jpg)
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:rollin
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This happened to me this morning.
So I had an issue with one of our credit cards so I had them to call them. I finally get through to a representative, and he states his name is..
LUCIFER.
WTF? :lol
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This happened to me this morning.
So I had an issue with one of our credit cards so I had them to call them. I finally get through to a representative, and he states his name is..
LUCIFER.
WTF? :lol
:rollin
Similar but not as good as someone actually saying it: last year one of our parts guys called the shop. I look over at the phone and it says "BATMAN." A couple months ago I walk into work and the first phone call I see on the ID says "YO MAMA" :lol
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I can actually one-up that. When I was in college, I got a job at a department store's headquarters, in the department where we called up credit card holders that were past due on their bills to get them to pay up. We all sat in a big cubicle farm with our computers and phones. A central auto-dialer would dial the customer, and if they picked up, it would route the call to one or our computers, and the customer info would come up on screen, and we would have to instantly start talking. There was more or less a script that was pretty standard to start off the call, and it was easy to quickly assimilate the pertinent info while talking, so it isn't nearly as hard as it might sound. Anyhow, I was in training with two other new-hires and my supervisor during the first week at work, and it was my turn to take some calls. The other two and my supervisor were huddled in next to me with their own headsets to listen in on the call. The biggest fear was saying the wrong thing or freezing up. So, I get to this one call. I hear it connect, and start my scripted intro as the data comes up on the screen: "Good evening, this is Mr. [Bosk] calling. May I please speak with..." I pause mid-sentence as I silently read the name onscreen, which I assume belonged to a nice Vietnamese gentleman: "Phuc D. Cao." I sat there silently looking at the screen, and trying to stifle myself. After a few seconds, I just said, "Yeah...I'm gonna have to call back," and hung up. My supervisor just smiled and said something like, "Yeah, don't worry about it. Next call."
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Holy crap, I would've bust up laughing :lol
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To this day, I have no idea whether that was his actual name, or if someone filled out the credit card application that way as a prank.
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5 words into Bosk's post I knew exactly what that story was going to be. And I enjoyed it just as much as I did reading it the first time
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To this day, I have no idea whether that was his actual name, or if someone filled out the credit card application that way as a prank.
I mean, I guess it's good his last name was Yu.
Though then it had potential to go all Glengarry Glen Ross.
"Sir is this uh.....what's your name sir?"
"Phuc Yu! That's my name!"
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5 words into Bosk's post I knew exactly what that story was going to be. And I enjoyed it just as much as I did reading it the first time
I didn't remember telling that one here. But glad you remember it. :lol
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:lol I'm glad you had some witnesses for that one too
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To this day, I have no idea whether that was his actual name, or if someone filled out the credit card application that way as a prank.
I mean, I guess it's good his last name was Yu.
Though then it had potential to go all Glengarry Glen Ross.
"Sir is this uh.....what's your name sir?"
"Phuc Yu! That's my name!"
Mr. Yu drives an $80,000 BMW.
BTW, best 8 minutes in cinema history.
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I must've been getting popcorn for those 8 minutes.
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To this day, I have no idea whether that was his actual name, or if someone filled out the credit card application that way as a prank.
Phuc is an actual Vietnamese name. I know, because I know someone with that name. He has no idea how to pronounce his own name (or pretends he doesn't know).
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To this day, I have no idea whether that was his actual name, or if someone filled out the credit card application that way as a prank.
Phuc is an actual Vietnamese name. I know, because I know someone with that name. He has no idea how to pronounce his own name (or pretends he doesn't know).
I know, that's why it could have been perfectly legit. Same with the last name. But with the middle initial, it's an incredible coincidence.
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And the fact that his name was written like that. I can't think of my name ever coming up anywhere as "Christopher M. P___"
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You could post as Cool (as) Phuc.
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You can only abbreviate your name like that if your middle initial is an L.
Sorry, I don't make the rules. :angel:
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:thegoggles: :theydonothing:
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(https://i.imgur.com/CERUccg.jpg)
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:rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/Cy3H3.jpg)
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Oops
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(https://i.imgur.com/hKVdhFb.jpg)
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this thread needs to get more active just for the fact I think we all need more humor in our lives right now.
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(https://mamasgeeky.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-meme-5-1.jpg)
(https://mamasgeeky.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-meme-6-1.jpg)
(https://mamasgeeky.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/coronavirus-meme-8.png)
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Why are so many posts seemingly (to me, anyway), blank?
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Why are so many posts seemingly (to me, anyway), blank?
Cuz u aint woke?
I dunno. I can see them all, and god damn they're funny.
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Why are so many posts seemingly (to me, anyway), blank?
I imagine that your fancy shiny new firewall from your company is blocking access to sites / images.
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Why are so many posts seemingly (to me, anyway), blank?
I imagine that your fancy shiny new firewall from your company is blocking access to sites / images.
I'm going to go with that, because I'm woke AF.
(Is that how the kid's say it?)
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Why are so many posts seemingly (to me, anyway), blank?
I imagine that your fancy shiny new firewall from your company is blocking access to sites / images.
I'm going to go with that, because I'm woke AF.
(Is that how the kid's say it?)
Alternative answer: Social distancing.
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(https://i.imgur.com/hKVdhFb.jpg)
This is going up on my Facebook.
this thread needs to get more active just for the fact I think we all need more humor in our lives right now.
It could use more funnies unrelated to the Coronavirus.
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Why are so many posts seemingly (to me, anyway), blank?
I imagine that your fancy shiny new firewall from your company is blocking access to sites / images.
I'm going to go with that, because I'm woke AF.
(Is that how the kid's say it?)
If you have to ask....
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(https://i.imgur.com/hKVdhFb.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCrcy_rCNIs
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Why are so many posts seemingly (to me, anyway), blank?
I imagine that your fancy shiny new firewall from your company is blocking access to sites / images.
I'm going to go with that, because I'm woke AF.
(Is that how the kid's say it?)
If you have to ask....
And believe me, I DO have to ask.
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(https://i.imgur.com/KQZHyvs.jpg)
So they are metal detectors?
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:lol
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This is brilliant...
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/20/this-commentators-got-no-live-sport-left-so-hes-commentating-on-everyday-life-and-its-brilliant/?fbclid=IwAR3LtWDzFnZElvvvDNpvWmx60dwK6QGP7hc6GpVcRU8bOYSfpUUTNiQJFmM (https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/20/this-commentators-got-no-live-sport-left-so-hes-commentating-on-everyday-life-and-its-brilliant/?fbclid=IwAR3LtWDzFnZElvvvDNpvWmx60dwK6QGP7hc6GpVcRU8bOYSfpUUTNiQJFmM)
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That is glorious. And is it wrong to think that only works because he has a British accent?
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That is glorious. And is it wrong to think that only works because he has a British accent?
No, it's not. Actually I'd love to see Andres Cantor do it, like in this Geico commercial...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbX123XtlUs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbX123XtlUs)
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That was fantastic. Now, if only Joe Buck would do it, and share it directly to Splent's FB page.
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This is brilliant...
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/20/this-commentators-got-no-live-sport-left-so-hes-commentating-on-everyday-life-and-its-brilliant/?fbclid=IwAR3LtWDzFnZElvvvDNpvWmx60dwK6QGP7hc6GpVcRU8bOYSfpUUTNiQJFmM (https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/03/20/this-commentators-got-no-live-sport-left-so-hes-commentating-on-everyday-life-and-its-brilliant/?fbclid=IwAR3LtWDzFnZElvvvDNpvWmx60dwK6QGP7hc6GpVcRU8bOYSfpUUTNiQJFmM)
"The finals of the two lonely blokes in a park contest" :rollin
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:rollin :rollin
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(https://i.imgur.com/xe8dOHa.png?1)
:rollin :rollin
:lmao:
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(https://i.imgur.com/xe8dOHa.png?1)
Brilliant.
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Times are tough...
https://youtu.be/q0PBg_3iVBw
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Went to that guy's videos and clicked on a random one dated January 04, 2020, that said it had no views. NO VIEWS. I have literally never seen that in the 'number of views' line on a YouTube video ever.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Nluo8TZ.jpg)
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Video Conference Gone Wrong (https://youtu.be/O-tjwY9BlJA)
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Video Conference Gone Wrong (https://youtu.be/O-tjwY9BlJA)
:rollin :rollin :rollin
"I saw nothing".
LMFAO! I got tears streaming down my cheeks!
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Video Conference Gone Wrong (https://youtu.be/O-tjwY9BlJA)
omg that's embarrassing. These are starting to pop up more due to the situation and I am loving every single one of them lol :lol
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Remembered my #1 favorite line from Tropic Thunder and it cracks me up every single time when he breaks character :rollin
https://youtu.be/8lf2lH2FfiI
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Remembered my #1 favorite line from Tropic Thunder and it cracks me up every single time when he breaks character :rollin
https://youtu.be/8lf2lH2FfiI
Oh, I love that film :lol
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Video Conference Gone Wrong (https://youtu.be/O-tjwY9BlJA)
:rollin :rollin :rollin
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BJ and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper (https://youtu.be/IbKH32DWNjs)
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I've seen the one with the chocolate chip cookie.
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BJ and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper (https://youtu.be/IbKH32DWNjs)
That is a fantastic way to deliver a punchline. Fantastic.
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BJ and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper (https://youtu.be/IbKH32DWNjs)
Scroll up about 10 posts. ;)
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That’s the same vid T-Ski posted 2 days ago but still funny.
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BJ and a doughnut for a roll of toilet paper (https://youtu.be/IbKH32DWNjs)
That is a fantastic way to deliver a punchline. Fantastic.
Amazing. Lol
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Saw a thing today that said "Kenny Rogers dippin' out in the middle of the apocalypse is the most "know when to fold 'em" shit I've ever seen" :lol
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Video Conference Gone Wrong (https://youtu.be/O-tjwY9BlJA)
Why is that one gal in her car?
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Saw a thing today that said "Kenny Rogers dippin' out in the middle of the apocalypse is the most "know when to fold 'em" shit I've ever seen" :lol
:clap:
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Saw a thing today that said "Kenny Rogers dippin' out in the middle of the apocalypse is the most "know when to fold 'em" shit I've ever seen" :lol
That's really funny. :)
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Video Conference Gone Wrong (https://youtu.be/O-tjwY9BlJA)
Why is that one gal in her car?
Maybe its the only private space for a conference call? Shares a house with several people?
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We have teleconferences all the time at the company I work for. For years, it was usually just audio, but video is starting to ramp up. I guess it's because we don't meet in person at all now, and some people "need" the face time. Someone calling in from their car wasn't that unusual.
Anyway, I think Jennnifer was used to audio-only, and didn't even think about the fact that she was on video. That's the only thing I can think of.
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Saw a thing today that said "Kenny Rogers dippin' out in the middle of the apocalypse is the most "know when to fold 'em" shit I've ever seen" :lol
I said this exact thing to my wife right after I read the headline about his death :lol
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Okay, quick poll: has anyone ever pulled a "Jennifer"?
I've been working out of the house almost regularly since 2011 (and periods before that as well), and can't lie: the number of conference calls I've taken while sitting on the can is a real number greater than zero.
EDIT: NOT video, only audio.
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Okay, quick poll: has anyone ever pulled a "Jennifer"?
I've been working out of the house almost regularly since 2011 (and periods before that as well), and can't lie: the number of conference calls I've taken while sitting on the can is a real number greater than zero.
Hmm, don't think I've ever done that. But I have WAY less experience with video calls. Just a few.
Though I have been taking advantage of phone conference stuff when I can. Muting my end and playing bass is nice.
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Okay, quick poll: has anyone ever pulled a "Jennifer"?
I've been working out of the house almost regularly since 2011 (and periods before that as well), and can't lie: the number of conference calls I've taken while sitting on the can is a real number greater than zero.
I've never dropped the kids off at the pool, but have taken a squire when it couldn't be held any longer. I ALWAYS check to make sure the mute button is active though.
Never had a video moment, but one time when the jingle.kids were younger, I was wrapping a call as we were heading out somewhere. Jingle.son was being a turd, and I snapped at him "Oh <jingle.son>, for crying out loud".
The con-call host then pipes in "Chad, you're not on mute". :lolpalm:
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The closest I've ever come to something like that was when I had my first ever actual chat with Jordan Rudess via webcam and then before I got my question out the piano bench I was sitting on literally collapsed. Busted my shit everywhere on a worldwide stream.
Fortunately that video has been scrubbed from the Internet, not by me, but it was on YouTube for a hot minute. :lol
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When we first got our conference software, the default setting was to use video if it's available. Since a lot of people use their laptops as their regular PC, and most laptops have cameras built-in, there would be a little video of the person next to their name, maybe half an inch square. About half the people had these little video squares, and I don't think a lot of them realized that they were on. I figured out that you could zoom in on individuals, make their video larger, but only on my display.
Let's just say that people do a lot of things I'm sure they wouldn't do during a meeting if they knew people could see them. :lol
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The closest I've ever come to something like that was when I had my first ever actual chat with Jordan Rudess via webcam and then before I got my question out the piano bench I was sitting on literally collapsed. Busted my shit everywhere on a worldwide stream.
Fortunately that video has been scrubbed from the Internet, not by me, but it was on YouTube for a hot minute. :lol
:lol
I has not happen to me. I am usually very careful whenever I'm on the phone or conference call/video. I pick an area where I can sit for a long time with no interruptions.
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(https://i.imgur.com/BTqkdAa.jpg)
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Is Tom just you with a wig and fake mustache?
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Damn, you caught me.
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NWS language, but I am crying laughing. MFin' bootleg fireworks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ)
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NWS language, but I am crying laughing. MFin' bootleg fireworks (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ)
:rollin
Holy cow that's funny
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Just a normal day in Michael Bay's neighborhood.
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Just a normal day in Michael Bay's neighborhood.
Don't you mean Michael Che?
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The closest I've ever come to something like that was when I had my first ever actual chat with Jordan Rudess via webcam and then before I got my question out the piano bench I was sitting on literally collapsed. Busted my shit everywhere on a worldwide stream.
Fortunately that video has been scrubbed from the Internet, not by me, but it was on YouTube for a hot minute. :lol
So your piano bench had a fangirl moment and was swept off its feet? :lol
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(https://i.postimg.cc/ncsrcG48/FB-IMG-1585241127690.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/RNB4gfpG)
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🤣
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She can use a fork to flip my eggs anytime!
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She can use a fork to flip my eggs anytime!
In my mind. It's embedded.
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MAYBE she likes them sunny side up! So judgy RJ lol
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:lol :heart
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Curb your Coronavirus Handshakes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HPp3lOCgHI&feature=youtu.be)
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Four midgets relay race against a camel (https://youtu.be/MFCNVvvmxNw)
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Randomly entertaining until that last dude took the baton and exploded like he just stole something.
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Randomly entertaining until that last dude took the baton and exploded like he just stole something.
Due to the way it's being recorded and how fast he's moving it looks like he's almost got the Sonic the Hedgehog blur going on :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/tbo4CY0.png)
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It's funny, but if you think about it, it's an insult to the kid. "I'm sorry I slept with your mom" means you're sorry the kid exists.
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I want to know what day it is (https://youtu.be/MH4TVYT1OYQ)
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It's funny, but if you think about it, it's an insult to the kid. "I'm sorry I slept with your mom" means you're sorry the kid exists.
Yea, that's kind of disturbing for a father to give that to their child.
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(https://i.imgur.com/sR2Mt74.gif)
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Wonderful :lol :lol :lol
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That bottle drop :lol
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That's an oldie but goodie, gets me every time :lol
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Ivan Dorins scientific analysis of singing E Flat 6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52GbkusFDo)
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Ivan Dorins scientific analysis of singing E Flat 6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52GbkusFDo)
Jesus Christ :lol
OMG this guy is a goldmine. His other videos are priceless too.
FFS, I'm crying here :lol :lol :lol
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Ivan Dorins scientific analysis of singing E Flat 6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52GbkusFDo)
Jesus Christ :lol
OMG this guy is a goldmine. His other videos are priceless too.
FFS, I'm crying here :lol :lol :lol
Yea he's quite the character. :lol
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getting in ex-girlfriends back door....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Joed0P3hhbc
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OK, this is pretty dirty....it might be a two wipe job.
:rollin
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Ivan Dorins scientific analysis of singing E Flat 6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52GbkusFDo)
Jesus Christ :lol
OMG this guy is a goldmine. His other videos are priceless too.
FFS, I'm crying here :lol :lol :lol
"Yeahhhhhhhh! Pretty close."
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(https://i.imgur.com/dBFwreP.jpg)
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Ivan Dorins scientific analysis of singing E Flat 6 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52GbkusFDo)
Jesus Christ :lol
OMG this guy is a goldmine. His other videos are priceless too.
FFS, I'm crying here :lol :lol :lol
"Yeahhhhhhhh! Pretty close."
His face of confidence at the end of this video. "8"! :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C98utqSisuM
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His face of confidence at the end of this video. "8"! :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C98utqSisuM
oh god, he sounded like a donkey at 1:23 :lol
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Now go and watch this one without laughing :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iYL7OouKqQ
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I love the faces when he gets close but even he knows there's no cigar.
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There's also Shane, his approach is a bit more laid back than Ivan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLtPP1DVbsg
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Now go and watch this one without laughing :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iYL7OouKqQ
Good stuff, but not half as funny as the top comment..."I see your dad is taking the divorce well" :rollin
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This guy is a real life Phil Dunphy (for fans of Modern Family).
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonGregor/status/1245407976598286337
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https://mobile.twitter.com/JasonGregor/status/1245407976598286337
Thank you. That was amazing.
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:lol
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A few of those were meh, and a few had me in tears.
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Generally I don't like when they do the video effects on falls - the falls themselves are usually funny enough on their own - but the music worked. I liked the last one.
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Grandpa get a mask made from bra (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-9I6cwFuE8&feature=youtu.be)
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(https://i.imgur.com/nDjpX62.png?)
How do you accidentally build a shelf?
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I dunno, but it must be trending. I dropped "I accidentally" into Google, and "built a shelf" was the 5th or 6th choice.
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It's a weird Yahoo Answers post from 7 years ago (https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130612181504AA7IyJc). It got meme'd a lot & I assume that people are still searching it out of confusion as to why it's an autocomplete option.
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It's a weird Yahoo Answers post from 7 years ago (https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20130612181504AA7IyJc). It got meme'd a lot & I assume that people are still searching it out of confusion as to why it's an autocomplete option.
What in the actual :lol
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(https://i.postimg.cc/sDfhmkyJ/FB-IMG-1586125230337.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/sDfhmkyJ/FB-IMG-1586125230337.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
“Strange Deja vu, but I don’t mind”
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(https://i.ibb.co/x5FhMHS/Whats-App-Image-2020-04-06-at-12-45-25.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ThWcHLB)
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Legendary...easily a top ten idiotic Fox news moment for sure.
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Legendary...easily a top ten idiotic Fox news moment for sure.
Are you TRYING to invoke Stadler?
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:lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/428C2Vh.jpg)
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https://mobile.twitter.com/davidmackau/status/1247521097030877187
Tracy Morgan on being quarantined.
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:lol
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:lol
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High-speed reverse, baby! You ain't lived 'til you've gone 150 mph in reverse!
Also, keep those signals lubed. You never know.
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I took it more as a cynical poke at Pintos famously exploding due to rear end collisions.
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Whoa, I didn't even catch that it was a Pinto. :lol
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I took it more as a cynical poke at Pintos famously exploding due to rear end collisions.
This is the first thing I thought of too :lol
My Aunt had a pink Pinto a long time ago. What a piece of crap that car was...
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(https://i.imgur.com/qTeEbnV.jpg)
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Perfect! :rollin
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Watching The People's Court...Best case ever (wish there was a full video).
https://youtu.be/gBtXlP176GA
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Big fan of Judge Marilyn Milian.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/63s8N48P/FB-IMG-1586991030061.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/v1zYrBL7)picture upload sites (https://postimages.org/)
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:lol
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what a dickhead :lol
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:rollin :rollin
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:lol
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This is what it feels like watching the news lately.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo
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This is what it feels like watching the news lately.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo
thats a classic.
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This is what it feels like watching the news lately.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9U4Ha9HQvMo
Glorious!
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(https://i.imgur.com/9QnnfG8.jpg)
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That didn't take long.
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The first of many, I'm sure.
Watching a local news cast and apparently the makers of Lysol are putting a "don't ingest this" type disclaimer on their products as a response to the presser yesterday.
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It's a glorious day in memeville...
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The internet delivers!
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:lol
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Damn....
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Damn....
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There's a Cracked article that pokes fun at a bunch of paintings in the same style (and by the same artist?) as the one on which this is based. It's absolutely hilarious!
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There's a whole Facebook page called Fuck Off Jesus dedicated to Jesus cartoons like this with hilarious captions.
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That second one took a couple reads, but... I actually chuckled (the others just seem to be shocking for the sake of being shocking; oooh, how bold!).
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I like this one.
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/894/424/df6.jpg)
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https://i.imgur.com/y9ZJot9.mp4 (https://i.imgur.com/y9ZJot9.mp4)
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https://i.imgur.com/y9ZJot9.mp4 (https://i.imgur.com/y9ZJot9.mp4)
I’m not sure that’s funny but impressive.
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Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIY5b1JMvGs)
I love this, the kid is so cute. :lol
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Didn't know where to leave this, the corona thread, the walking dead thread, or what, but it had to be left somewhere.
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:omg:
:lol
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:omg:
:lol
I know, fucking savage
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:rollin
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Didn't know where to leave this, the corona thread, the walking dead thread, or what, but it had to be left somewhere.
(https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/94625688_138142777774303_1110179201257832448_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=VSFQdNXePIsAX8cUtNA&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=408563a87d83175a0a08f09fe88fb7b4&oe=5ED3502A)
omg :rollin
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I was looking at youtube videos on how to stretch a fence and this came up. Great advertising.
(https://i.imgur.com/P8qEV0O.jpg)
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So, there's a little girl who made a 21 second song called "I Wonder What's Inside Your Butthole":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9WKu75p2nc
And of course, the internet is delivering in spectacular fashion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lzsDsyZ2tY
:rollin :rollin
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So, there's a little girl who made a 21 second song called "I Wonder What's Inside Your Butthole":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9WKu75p2nc
And of course, the internet is delivering in spectacular fashion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lzsDsyZ2tY
:rollin :rollin
That remix is probably one of the greatest things I’ve seen in a while! :metal :lol :rollin
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I feel like that's a missed opportunity for the Butthole Surfers.
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I feel like that's a missed opportunity for the Butthole Surfers.
You never know just how your butthole looks through other peoples' eyes?
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Stick a fork in me...I'm done...
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That is funny.
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Made the mistake of trying to order take-out from our favorite mexican restaurant. Got there and the place was busier than I've ever seen it. Clearly people value tacos over social distancing. They were over an hour behind on their orders and clearly in way over their heads. I literally walked behind the bar and cancelled my own order on their little tablet thing for the ordering service I used.
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That's great!
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I feel like that's a missed opportunity for the Butthole Surfers.
You never know just how your butthole looks through other peoples' eyes?
Good tune. And also one of my greatest insecurities. :) :)
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Some people just want to see the world burn.
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:rollin :rollin
That's funny.
The Pentagon confirmed UFO's exist and no one really gave a shit. :lol :lol
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:lol :lol Forgot to add about Kobe Bryant.
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:lol
I still think Endgame should've began with a 15 minute recap by him of the previous movies.
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(https://i.imgur.com/Hm3xOek.jpg)
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Anything can be RickRolled if you try hard enough.
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"Good Samaritan's" randomly promote a Craigslist ad for a broken hot tub.
https://youtu.be/iMh2c5KD6pw
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:lol
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My high school class (1990) has a dedicated Facebook page and someone asked where everybody lives and what they do for a living. We had about 700 in our graduating class so there have been a lot of replies, and expectantly everyone is being truthful in their responses. So I thought I’d have some fun and posted this...
I’m in eastern Pennsylvania, assistant to the regional manager of a small paper company.
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My high school class (1990) has a dedicated Facebook page and someone asked where everybody lives and what they do for a living. We had about 700 in our graduating class so there have been a lot of replies, and expectantly everyone is being truthful in their responses. So I thought I’d have some fun and posted this...
I’m in eastern Pennsylvania, assistant to the regional manager of a small paper company.
Are you also a volunteer sheriff's deputy?
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My high school class (1990) has a dedicated Facebook page and someone asked where everybody lives and what they do for a living. We had about 700 in our graduating class so there have been a lot of replies, and expectantly everyone is being truthful in their responses. So I thought I’d have some fun and posted this...
I’m in eastern Pennsylvania, assistant to the regional manager of a small paper company.
Are you also a volunteer sheriff's deputy?
And do you own a beet farm?
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I have no idea what any of that means? ???
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I have no idea what any of that means? ???
Ditto....
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If I said the paper company was "Dunder Mifflin" would that ring a bell?
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No. So I Googled it, and now I know what Dunder Mifflin is.
It's okay; there are lots of pop culture references that I miss. I'm not into pop culture.
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I have no idea what any of that means? ???
Ditto....
You know, I would've gladly taken the hit, as I always do, for you guys, but you beat me to it.
If I said the paper company was "Dunder Mifflin" would that ring a bell?
Not at all. :lol
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If I said the paper company was "Dunder Mifflin" would that ring a bell?
Nope, but I also googled it.
I've seen a couple episodes of the Office on plane flights. My usual rule of thumb is that any movie or show that you watch on a plane will seem 50% better than it would under normal viewing circumstances. Even at that, the episodes did nothing for me.
You know, I would've gladly taken the hit, as I always do, for you guys, but you beat me to it.
Sometimes you need to let someone else be the hero. :biggrin:
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I have no idea what any of that means? ???
Dwight Schrute! Assistant to the regional manager.
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I’m glad some are enjoying my joke here, seems my old classmates are having the joke go over their heads.
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I have no idea what any of that means? ???
Dwight Schrute! Assistant to the regional manager.
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It's too late, I already Googled it. Try to keep up! :p
Turns out it's a reference to some TV show, The Orifice or something like that.
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Is this a reference that a significant percentage of people would get? I know it's a different time, and there are many more viewing options, but I feel with a show like Seinfeld, you didn't have to have ever watch it to get some of the references. The Soup Nazi for example transcended the show, and people who never watched a minute of Seinfeld would get that reference in the 90s.
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I have never watched a single episode of The Office.
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I have never watched a single episode of The Office.
No one here is surprised at this.
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The Office (US version) is popular enough that I would have assumed most would get the reference.
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The Office (US version) is popular enough that I would have assumed most would get the reference.
It still surprises me to know that there are people that have never seen The Office.
Except for Tim. That doesn't surprise anyone. :biggrin:
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Out of curiosity, why? There are a ton of shows on TV, and other outlets competing for time (film, video games...). It has never occurred to me for a minute to watch it.
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Re: first image. This happened in Kansas as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xK90m9_Ni4
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Out of curiosity, why? There are a ton of shows on TV, and other outlets competing for time (film, video games...). It has never occurred to me for a minute to watch it.
I understand what the hipster answer is to this question ("I don't care what the plebes watch, I watch what I want to watch!"), but in all honesty and candor, do you ever hear buzz about something and want to just sample it to see what's the what? That was a pretty big show for a while and when Steve Carrell sort of hit the big time it elevated it even more. Then add to it the "will he or won't he?" to the last season/finale, it wasn't a blip on the radar.
And if you're set on not dipping your toe into the cesspool that is general pop culture (I'm kidding with you, not mocking you), then you might want to give the UK version a whirl. I actually think that's funnier.
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I've also never seen The Office. At least the American version.
I watched an episode or two of the British version and didn't care much for it, so I just moved on.
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Well, you have to really like Ricky Gervais and that droll, dead-pan sense of humor to like it. I just think it's so clever.
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Well, you have to really like Ricky Gervais and that droll, dead-pan sense of humor to like it. I just think it's so clever.
I actually do. Still, just not for me.
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Re: first image. This happened in Kansas as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xK90m9_Ni4
"fixin to blow it up". :rollin :rollin
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Is this a reference that a significant percentage of people would get? I know it's a different time, and there are many more viewing options, but I feel with a show like Seinfeld, you didn't have to have ever watch it to get some of the references. The Soup Nazi for example transcended the show, and people who never watched a minute of Seinfeld would get that reference in the 90s.
I didn't regularly watch Seinfeld, but I caught some episodes -- particularly during the second half of the show's run because it was on Thursday night following Mad About You and/or Friends. I knew about the "soup nazi" despite not having seen the episode when it first ran, and my guess is that significant percentage (i.e., greater than 50) of U.S. adults had at least heard of the "soup nazi" even if they didn't watch the show. The first three seasons of Seinfeld ranked #46, #42 and #25 in the Nielsen ratings and averaged between 17.5 and 21 million viewers. The last five seasons were all in the top 3 and garnered in excess of 25 million viewers per episode.
The Office, by contrast, never ranked better than 41st and never garnered more than 9.04 million viewers. I'd lay money that, if you polled U.S. Americans and asked them to identify a person who is in eastern Pennsylvania, assistant to the regional manager of a small paper company, a volunteer sheriff's deputy and who owns a beet farm, you'd get no better than 15-20% recognition of the character and maybe 25-30% would know it has something to do with the Office.
It still surprises me to know that there are people that have never seen The Office.
Out of curiosity, why? There are a ton of shows on TV, and other outlets competing for time (film, video games...). It has never occurred to me for a minute to watch it.
Right? I'd bet that the majority of adults have never seen an episode.
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Out of curiosity, why? There are a ton of shows on TV, and other outlets competing for time (film, video games...). It has never occurred to me for a minute to watch it.
...but in all honesty and candor, do you ever hear buzz about something and want to just sample it to see what's the what? That was a pretty big show for a while and when Steve Carrell sort of hit the big time it elevated it even more. Then add to it the "will he or won't he?" to the last season/finale, it wasn't a blip on the radar.
I admittedly am living under a culture rock, but I never heard any 'buzz.' I knew it was first a show in the UK, then here. I knew it had Steve Carell and the dude with the glasses in the picture a while back, but that was it. I have a good sense of what I will enjoy, and TV comedies over the past 10 years or so are low on the list.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/DZPGCm10/FB-IMG-1589387499873.jpg) (https://postimages.org/) (https://banks-nearme.com/lloyds-bank-near-me)
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Half this forum is not going to get that :lol
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Those glasses are great. I love them 3000.
MIXING REFERENCES!
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That show always seemed like it should have been funnier than it was.
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True. But humor is selective as well as subjective. I try not to get all upset if I don't get a joke, but I do like to at least understand it. If it depends on knowing something about a TV show or movie or whatever that I've never seen, okay. At least I know why I don't get it and why fans would find it funny.
What bugs me is when people aren't just surprised, but seem actually offended by it. "You've never seen The Office?! Everybody watches that show! Everybody I know watches that show!"
Not saying that's what's happening here. That's a hyperbolic reaction of course, but not too different from what I've run into. Like, there are songs I've had to learn for my band that I've never heard before, and some of my bandmates are "How can you not know this song? It was on the radio every hour back in the 90's." Well there you go, I don't know if I ever turned on the radio in the 90's. Why would I?
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I want to be clear; I'm not pulling that card. That "everyone watches that!" card. It's really more that it's a common reference HERE, as much as anything. Plus we're all sort of the same age, we're sort of the same in terms of popular things, and the other players - Rainn Wilson, Mindy Kaling, John what's-his-name - have all been in other things that have been mentioned... I meant no offense or disrespect, I just thought it interesting.
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I'm not offended. I'm just explaining my reaction.
Joke.
I don't get it.
It's a reference to The Office.
Cool. Still don't get it, but I will try to carry on.
I know Steve Carell is/was in The Office, U.S. version. I know Ricky Gervais is/was in the U.K. version. That's about it. I don't know know who Rainn Wilson or Mindy Kaling are, and probably not John what's-his-name either. Between regular TV, cable stuff, original programs on pay channels and now online-only services, there must be thousands of shows out there. I watch maybe three shows regularly at any given time. The vast, vast majority of jokes based on knowing something about a TV show will go right past me. It's just mathematics.
Now that it's been explained, I might recognize someone referring to themselves as the assistant manager of something (I've already forgotten) as a reference to The Office, but more likely I'll just take them at their word, that they're actually the assistant manager of something.
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HAHAHAHA, that last part made me laugh. :)
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Out of curiosity, why? There are a ton of shows on TV, and other outlets competing for time (film, video games...). It has never occurred to me for a minute to watch it.
...but in all honesty and candor, do you ever hear buzz about something and want to just sample it to see what's the what? That was a pretty big show for a while and when Steve Carrell sort of hit the big time it elevated it even more. Then add to it the "will he or won't he?" to the last season/finale, it wasn't a blip on the radar.
I admittedly am living under a culture rock, but I never heard any 'buzz.' I knew it was first a show in the UK, then here. I knew it had Steve Carell and the dude with the glasses in the picture a while back, but that was it. I have a good sense of what I will enjoy, and TV comedies over the past 10 years or so are low on the list.
I heard some "buzz," but not a lot (nothing approaching what I heard about Game of Thrones, for example). I knew Steve Carrell was on it but couldn't have told you the name of a single other person on the show (until Jenna Fisher got a bunch of pub during last year's Stanley Cup playoffs). I recall no "buzz" about the finale and didn't know there was a "will he or won't he" plot line (or who "he" is and what "he" did or didn't do). I'm always on the lookout for a good comedy, but what I did see didn't incline me to watch more. The only thing I can recall was an episode in which Steve Carrell's character and another character were going to visit a client (or going somewhere). Carrell was driving and using his new GPS unit, which directed him to drive into a lake. He pulled up to the lake and the other person was saying that they should turn around because the GPS was wrong. Carrell, however, insisted that they should proceed because the GPS must know something they don't. I believe they actually did drive into the lake, and that pretty much soured me from seeking out anything more.
I want to be clear; I'm not pulling that card. That "everyone watches that!" card. It's really more that it's a common reference HERE, as much as anything. Plus we're all sort of the same age, we're sort of the same in terms of popular things, and the other players - Rainn Wilson, Mindy Kaling, John what's-his-name - have all been in other things that have been mentioned... I meant no offense or disrespect, I just thought it interesting.
But is it really "common" if the show never drew more than 10 million viewers (barely more than 3% of the U.S. population in 2010) and never ranked in the top 40 most watched shows?
Carrell...I know him.
Gervais...I know him from other things but didn't know he was on the Office.
Wilson...literally never heard of her.
Kaling...I recall she had her own show a few years ago. I seem to recall seeing a few minutes of it and didn't think it was funny.
A lot of this sort of discussion happened with Game of Thrones also, but it doesn't surprise me to run into someone who never saw it. There are simply too many viewing options these days. I can appreciate what T-Ski was doing, though.
It he had done this I'd have gotten it instantaneously: I'm in advertising after doing statistical factoring and data reconfiguration for about 8 years. I live in Westchester, NY with my wife and adopted twins.
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A lot of this sort of discussion happened with Game of Thrones also, but it doesn't surprise me to run into someone who never saw it. There are simply too many viewing options these days. I can appreciate what T-Ski was doing, though.
I haven’t seen a single second of GoT. :biggrin:
It he had done this I'd have gotten it instantaneously: I'm in advertising after doing statistical factoring and data reconfiguration for about 8 years. I live in Westchester, NY with my wife and adopted twins.
I don’t get this reference. :lol
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I think I get that reference
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Out of curiosity, why? There are a ton of shows on TV, and other outlets competing for time (film, video games...). It has never occurred to me for a minute to watch it.
...but in all honesty and candor, do you ever hear buzz about something and want to just sample it to see what's the what? That was a pretty big show for a while and when Steve Carrell sort of hit the big time it elevated it even more. Then add to it the "will he or won't he?" to the last season/finale, it wasn't a blip on the radar.
I admittedly am living under a culture rock, but I never heard any 'buzz.' I knew it was first a show in the UK, then here. I knew it had Steve Carell and the dude with the glasses in the picture a while back, but that was it. I have a good sense of what I will enjoy, and TV comedies over the past 10 years or so are low on the list.
I heard some "buzz," but not a lot (nothing approaching what I heard about Game of Thrones, for example). I knew Steve Carrell was on it but couldn't have told you the name of a single other person on the show (until Jenna Fisher got a bunch of pub during last year's Stanley Cup playoffs). I recall no "buzz" about the finale and didn't know there was a "will he or won't he" plot line (or who "he" is and what "he" did or didn't do). I'm always on the lookout for a good comedy, but what I did see didn't incline me to watch more. The only thing I can recall was an episode in which Steve Carrell's character and another character were going to visit a client (or going somewhere). Carrell was driving and using his new GPS unit, which directed him to drive into a lake. He pulled up to the lake and the other person was saying that they should turn around because the GPS was wrong. Carrell, however, insisted that they should proceed because the GPS must know something they don't. I believe they actually did drive into the lake, and that pretty much soured me from seeking out anything more.
I want to be clear; I'm not pulling that card. That "everyone watches that!" card. It's really more that it's a common reference HERE, as much as anything. Plus we're all sort of the same age, we're sort of the same in terms of popular things, and the other players - Rainn Wilson, Mindy Kaling, John what's-his-name - have all been in other things that have been mentioned... I meant no offense or disrespect, I just thought it interesting.
But is it really "common" if the show never drew more than 10 million viewers (barely more than 3% of the U.S. population in 2010) and never ranked in the top 40 most watched shows?
Carrell...I know him.
Gervais...I know him from other things but didn't know he was on the Office.
Wilson...literally never heard of her.
Kaling...I recall she had her own show a few years ago. I seem to recall seeing a few minutes of it and didn't think it was funny.
A lot of this sort of discussion happened with Game of Thrones also, but it doesn't surprise me to run into someone who never saw it. There are simply too many viewing options these days. I can appreciate what T-Ski was doing, though.
It he had done this I'd have gotten it instantaneously: I'm in advertising after doing statistical factoring and data reconfiguration for about 8 years. I live in Westchester, NY with my wife and adopted twins.
You're vastly underestimating the number of people who have watched the show on Netflix. Plenty more are familiar just via clips from youtube without ever regularly watching the show.
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You're vastly underestimating the number of people who have watched the show on Netflix. Plenty more are familiar just via clips from youtube without ever regularly watching the show.
Easy to write; impossible to prove. Netflix doesn't release viewership numbers and, even if it did, it would be impossible to distinguish who had and hadn't watched the show regularly. And, while YT gives a view count, it's impossible to know how many views are by someone who never saw the video before.
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It he had done this I'd have gotten it instantaneously: I'm in advertising after doing statistical factoring and data reconfiguration for about 8 years. I live in Westchester, NY with my wife and adopted twins.
I don’t get this reference. :lol
It might be "analysis," rather than "factoring," but it's a reference to Chandler Bing from Friends.
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You're vastly underestimating the number of people who have watched the show on Netflix. Plenty more are familiar just via clips from youtube without ever regularly watching the show.
Easy to write; impossible to prove. Netflix doesn't release viewership numbers and, even if it did, it would be impossible to distinguish who had and hadn't watched the show regularly. And, while YT gives a view count, it's impossible to know how many views are by someone who never saw the video before.
I mean, sure, if we decide that the Nielsen ratings are the only viable way to prove the popularity of a show (which is kind of bizarre in itself, given how poorly it reflects the watching habits of a significant portion of the population for at least the last decade), then we can chalk this up as a loss for The Office. We can assume Netflix paid millions of dollars to keep hosting the show just because Ted Sarandos really loved it, or that they report it as one of their most-watched shows just because they don't want us to realize how popular their shitty anime really is, or that every Office video on youtube has millions of views because one dude just sits there and refreshes it over and over. But that feels silly to me.
I get it, you don't like [popular thing]. That's perfectly fine, and presumably is a trait a majority of us here share, because, uh... we're here in the first place, on a forum for a progressive metal (the last word of the genre already turned off a ton of people, and the first one finishes off most of the rest of those) band. But denying [popular thing] is popular strikes me as a strange hill to decorate with your corpse. Personally, I don't like The Beatles. I've never really heard any of their stuff I care for, and if you asked me to hum a Beatles tune with a gun to my head, soon my corpse would be decorating someplace as well. I don't get Tik Tok. I don't understand it. I feel like I've stepped into an alternate reality whenever someone mentions it. But I'm not going to deny these things are popular just because I don't like them, or maybe wished they weren't, because it would be silly.
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You guys are sure funny in the funny thread.
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You guys are sure funny in the funny thread.
Right? Ffs man.
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You guys are sure funny in the funny thread.
Right? Ffs man.
No Kidding. Get Zydar STAT. He is like unfunny antidote.
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I'm on it. Lol
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What the hell, guys :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/xcScPW2.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/U0bNxhl.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/IKV5p1J.jpg)
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"Dad" looks like JayOct'm in about 20 years.
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If it matters to anyone (and it shouldn't), I just had my "The Office" moment in the Rush thread. Long discussion about Jerry Stiller and his passing, and to be honest, as much a Rush fan as I am, I was blissfully unaware of the association (I had not seen the last couple of tours, and I listen to the live CDs, not watch the DVDs). I vaguely remember clips of "I Love You Man", but I'm not a huge Jason Segel/Paul Rudd/Judd Apatow guy, so...
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File under 'memes with specific references' but this makes me laugh a lot
(https://i.imgur.com/1IvuoAv.png)
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Supreme Court Overturns Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-overturns-the-star-wars-sequel-trilogy?fbclid=IwAR0uKA0k0nQXlAXjcMRSQ-d3YvHBzsRKOE_MMB4i-eHQ_OGfGzxh9Zo7mBY)
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Supreme Court Overturns Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-overturns-the-star-wars-sequel-trilogy?fbclid=IwAR0uKA0k0nQXlAXjcMRSQ-d3YvHBzsRKOE_MMB4i-eHQ_OGfGzxh9Zo7mBY)
About time!
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Supreme Court Overturns Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-overturns-the-star-wars-sequel-trilogy?fbclid=IwAR0uKA0k0nQXlAXjcMRSQ-d3YvHBzsRKOE_MMB4i-eHQ_OGfGzxh9Zo7mBY)
"Episodes I through III are still there, though, since in a 2007 6-3 decision the Supreme Court ruled they had no authority to overrule Star Wars creator George Lucas even if “he clearly had no idea what he was doing.”"
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Supreme Court Overturns Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-overturns-the-star-wars-sequel-trilogy?fbclid=IwAR0uKA0k0nQXlAXjcMRSQ-d3YvHBzsRKOE_MMB4i-eHQ_OGfGzxh9Zo7mBY)
Alito would have joined in Thomas's dissent claiming that Kylo Ren was the best good guy the series has had since Dart Vader. "I was particularly moved by the tragedy of their defeat at the hands of liberal terrorists. The tragic irony of a moral and upright government taken down by troublemakers and degenerates, unwilling to embrace the order and safety it offered them."
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:lol :lol
https://i.imgur.com/87VTpRj.gifv
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:rollin
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Awesome! Was actually rooting for him to brick that shot. If he made it, the payoff would have been a disappointment. Unless of course he nailed it and gave them a Reggie Miller-like stare down/choke sign/crotch grab.
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Supreme Court Overturns Star Wars Sequel Trilogy (https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-overturns-the-star-wars-sequel-trilogy?fbclid=IwAR0uKA0k0nQXlAXjcMRSQ-d3YvHBzsRKOE_MMB4i-eHQ_OGfGzxh9Zo7mBY)
That would be funny, except that the sequel trilogy was great, and Ep. VIII is no worse than the third best Star Wars movie overall.
"Episodes I through III are still there, though, since in a 2007 6-3 decision the Supreme Court ruled they had no authority to overrule Star Wars creator George Lucas even if “he clearly had no idea what he was doing.”"
That was probably the best part.
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The sequel trilogy are among the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Horribly planned, so many unresolved and unnecessary and unexplained things.
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The sequel trilogy are among the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Horribly planned, so many unresolved and unnecessary and unexplained things.
Eh, I had fun watching them. But that’s probably because I watch them to have fun and be entertained by suspending reality for a few hours. I try not to expect a Sci Fi move to be Citizen Kane. If one expects cinematic gold, documentary accuracy, acting genius, and plot perfection from a movie that has light sabers, well then I guess you are just going to be disappointed. I don’t have the frickin time or money to spend on watching something that I have set impossible standards for. I just sit back and enjoy the ride :). JMO
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The sequel trilogy are among the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Horribly planned, so many unresolved and unnecessary and unexplained things.
Eh, I had fun watching them. But that’s probably because I watch them to have fun and be entertained by suspending reality for a few hours. I try not to expect a Sci Fi move to be Citizen Kane. If one expects cinematic gold, documentary accuracy, acting genius, and plot perfection from a movie that has light sabers, well then I guess you are just going to be disappointed. I don’t have the frickin time or money to spend on watching something that I have set impossible standards for. I just sit back and enjoy the ride :). JMO
I do not expect citizen Kane, cinematic gold, documentary accuracy, acting genius, or plot perfection. I still was immensely let down by the sequel trilogy. And it having lightsabers doesn’t excuse bad writing.
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Why people on my ignore list continue to quote me absolutely astounds me especially after they PM me personal attacks! That's funny to me. :lol
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Why people on my ignore list continue to quote me absolutely astounds me especially after they PM me personal attacks! That's funny to me. :lol
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Uh, I didn't quote you! You miserable little shit!
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:rollin
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Why people on my ignore list continue to quote me absolutely astounds me especially after they PM me personal attacks! That's funny to me. :lol
I assume this is directed to me.
I meant to just reply my opinion on the movie, not as a rebuttal to you or your opinion personally..... and you’ll notice that I didn’t personally address you. But I guess you had to post some weird lies in the forum and not in PM. You were never personally attacked....I did nothing of the sort...not even CLOSE. Save the drama. If my mistaken quote bothered you so much, then just PM me..... don’t lie and say you were attacked.
Saying I "attacked" you is crossing the line. Reported.
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The sequel trilogy are among the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Horribly planned, so many unresolved and unnecessary and unexplained things.
Eh, I had fun watching them. But that’s probably because I watch them to have fun and be entertained by suspending reality for a few hours. I try not to expect a Sci Fi move to be Citizen Kane. If one expects cinematic gold, documentary accuracy, acting genius, and plot perfection from a movie that has light sabers, well then I guess you are just going to be disappointed. I don’t have the frickin time or money to spend on watching something that I have set impossible standards for. I just sit back and enjoy the ride :). JMO
I do not expect citizen Kane, cinematic gold, documentary accuracy, acting genius, or plot perfection. I still was immensely let down by the sequel trilogy. And it having lightsabers doesn’t excuse bad writing.
Never said I excused anything....I just tend to have my expectations a bit more realistic (or low LOL) than many. It's a movie.
I dont have any issue with anyone else's views on a movie...I just gave my view on it.
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The sequel trilogy are among the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Horribly planned, so many unresolved and unnecessary and unexplained things.
Eh, I had fun watching them. But that’s probably because I watch them to have fun and be entertained by suspending reality for a few hours. I try not to expect a Sci Fi move to be Citizen Kane. If one expects cinematic gold, documentary accuracy, acting genius, and plot perfection from a movie that has light sabers, well then I guess you are just going to be disappointed. I don’t have the frickin time or money to spend on watching something that I have set impossible standards for. I just sit back and enjoy the ride :). JMO
I do not expect citizen Kane, cinematic gold, documentary accuracy, acting genius, or plot perfection. I still was immensely let down by the sequel trilogy. And it having lightsabers doesn’t excuse bad writing.
Never said I excused anything....I just tend to have my expectations a bit more realistic than many. Its a movie.
But I wouldn't call that realistic. I mean, not in the way that anything else in unrealistic.
I expect things to be well written, well acted, and well made. That seems pretty realistic. Star Wars sequels were definitely well acted, I love a lot of those actors. My main issue is just the writing wasn't very good on any of them, some better than others.
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The sequel trilogy are among the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Horribly planned, so many unresolved and unnecessary and unexplained things.
Eh, I had fun watching them. But that’s probably because I watch them to have fun and be entertained by suspending reality for a few hours. I try not to expect a Sci Fi move to be Citizen Kane. If one expects cinematic gold, documentary accuracy, acting genius, and plot perfection from a movie that has light sabers, well then I guess you are just going to be disappointed. I don’t have the frickin time or money to spend on watching something that I have set impossible standards for. I just sit back and enjoy the ride :). JMO
I do not expect citizen Kane, cinematic gold, documentary accuracy, acting genius, or plot perfection. I still was immensely let down by the sequel trilogy. And it having lightsabers doesn’t excuse bad writing.
Never said I excused anything....I just tend to have my expectations a bit more realistic than many. Its a movie.
But I wouldn't call that realistic. I mean, not in the way that anything else in unrealistic.
I expect things to be well written, well acted, and well made. That seems pretty realistic. Star Wars sequels were definitely well acted, I love a lot of those actors. My main issue is just the writing wasn't very good on any of them, some better than others.
I guess I expect the same....but what people can like and enjoy, and what they can let go, is subjective.
I watched the movies, and I had fun. I expected to be entertained. I expected plot holes, questionable writing, etc. But I went there to enjoy an action sci-fi movie. And I was entertained.
Were my expectations not realistic? Maybe "realistic" isnt the best word....they were more realistic for me at least. Maybe they were simply lower. I also enjoyed the prequels....not as much, but I wouldn't call them the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen.
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"Dad" looks like JayOct'm in about 20 years.
I dont see it.
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We do. :lol
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The sequel trilogy are among the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Horribly planned, so many unresolved and unnecessary and unexplained things.
Pretty much this.
And this basically sums it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zZFtq13c4
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The sequel trilogy are among the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Horribly planned, so many unresolved and unnecessary and unexplained things.
Pretty much this.
And this basically sums it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zZFtq13c4
I haven't seen the last one yet (I know). I've been avoiding spoilers for months now, does this contain any?
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Yeah, there are spoilers.
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The sequel trilogy are among the most disappointing, poorly executed blockbuster films I've ever seen. No exaggeration. Horribly planned, so many unresolved and unnecessary and unexplained things.
Pretty much this.
And this basically sums it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2zZFtq13c4
I haven't seen the last one yet (I know). I've been avoiding spoilers for months now, does this contain any?
Oh, sorry. I should have mentioned there were spoilers. My bad :blush
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I didn’t watch it. And it’s pretty safe to assume that people have seen a Star Wars movie (if they’re interested of course) it half a year later :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/TFpxPrN.jpg)
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I had to look up who Alan Jackson is, but then it's quite funny :lol
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I didn't even know there was someone named Alan Jackson, although I'm not surprised. I just thought Samuel Alan Jackson sounded like a pretty believeable name for a country music singer, an obvious mutation of Samuel L. Jackson. The idea of Sam singing profanity-laden country songs makes me laugh.
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"Remember When" is a heartbreaking song, at least to me. You may not like the music, but Alan Jackson's voice is smooth as freshly melted chocolate.
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I've never seen Citizen Kane. And I thoroughly enjoyed the SW sequel trilogy.
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYPZp3vXQAI12LQ?format=png&name=900x900)
and....
What is this man training for???
https://twitter.com/i/status/1261729673102462977 (https://twitter.com/i/status/1261729673102462977)
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Kthulu preparedness...
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Meanwhile in LA..."Artivism" is apparently the latest form of mask protesting.
(https://i.imgur.com/tM9Bimy.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/TCONZmH.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/iPd35Bt.jpg)
I'll leave it at 3. There were many more. :lol
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In the 70's she couldn't get away with this. Masks were not that big.
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Thank goodness her shoulders are covered. At least basic modesty is still around.
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But did she put the cart away?
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But did she put the cart away?
As dictated by the oppressive patriarchy?!?!?!
I sure hope not!
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"I shall not blindly follow..." while I wear a mask over my eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqt1uAxibw&feature=youtu.be&t=117
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Sorry if this is a repeat but did you all see this? :o I'm so impressed with people's skills and abilities to make the most out of having a lot of time on their hands. I think all sports a represented BTW (and outdoor activities too). LoL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-P4qLLUyk
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I've seen a few of those posted on various news/entertainment sites. Great work!
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Sorry if this is a repeat but did you all see this? :o I'm so impressed with people's skills and abilities to make the most out of having a lot of time on their hands. I think all sports a represented BTW (and outdoor activities too). LoL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-P4qLLUyk
Wow, that was amazing! Awesomely captivating to watch as well. Very impressed!
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That was great! I love the use of relatively large, unwieldy objects, and the large scale of it all. Nice camera work, too.
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Someone just sent me this.
(https://i.imgur.com/YzWmyvg.jpg)
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Sorry if this is a repeat but did you all see this? :o I'm so impressed with people's skills and abilities to make the most out of having a lot of time on their hands. I think all sports a represented BTW (and outdoor activities too). LoL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-P4qLLUyk
That was bitching.
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(https://i.imgur.com/gOkQu.jpg)
Listening to rock music. Probably stoner rock.
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Sorry if this is a repeat but did you all see this? :o I'm so impressed with people's skills and abilities to make the most out of having a lot of time on their hands. I think all sports a represented BTW (and outdoor activities too). LoL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-P4qLLUyk
Wow, that was amazing! Awesomely captivating to watch as well. Very impressed!
Here's one featuring Squirrels. It's awesome.
https://www.facebook.com/MarkRoberYouTube/videos/727828361391817/
And if you don't have Facebook, there's a video of the thing on Youtube as well, but it's almost twice as long.
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"Bobby, it's dinner time. Clean up your toys and come inside!"
"Aw, MOM!"
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Sorry if this is a repeat but did you all see this? :o I'm so impressed with people's skills and abilities to make the most out of having a lot of time on their hands. I think all sports a represented BTW (and outdoor activities too). LoL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-P4qLLUyk
Wow, that was amazing! Awesomely captivating to watch as well. Very impressed!
Here's one featuring Squirrels. It's awesome.
https://www.facebook.com/MarkRoberYouTube/videos/727828361391817/
And if you don't have Facebook, there's a video of the thing on Youtube as well, but it's almost twice as long.
That guy's channel is AMAZING! Did you see the Package Thief vs Glitter Bomb Trap one? :rollin
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Oh, is this the guy that put together the "package" that also had fart spray and camera's to record this happening to people? I loved that - especially the theives that had the glitter-bomb go off in their cars.
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Sorry if this is a repeat but did you all see this? :o I'm so impressed with people's skills and abilities to make the most out of having a lot of time on their hands. I think all sports a represented BTW (and outdoor activities too). LoL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-P4qLLUyk
Wow, that was amazing! Awesomely captivating to watch as well. Very impressed!
Here's one featuring Squirrels. It's awesome.
https://www.facebook.com/MarkRoberYouTube/videos/727828361391817/
And if you don't have Facebook, there's a video of the thing on Youtube as well, but it's almost twice as long.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
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Yep, the glitter-bomb guy. He's like a national treasure.
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Yep, the glitter-bomb guy. He's like a national treasure.
He really is. :hefdaddy
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I hope this isn't crossing any lines and we can just have a laugh.
(https://preview.redd.it/408olqekyp151.jpg?auto=webp&s=88b3785ef92cd0c7d668faaac558a217bf75cfc0)
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Priorities!
All I’m saying is that the guy with the hammer is holding it backwards lol
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Priorities!
All I’m saying is that the guy with the hammer is holding it backwards lol
He is using the teeth to prop the drawer open for money... he's good.
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Someone call in the CSI picture enhancement guys, I want to know what is in his left hand!
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Well, he is masked and social distancing, so there's that.
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Priorities!
All I’m saying is that the guy with the hammer is holding it backwards lol
He is using the teeth to prop the drawer open for money... he's good.
Unless that Target was managed by someone with a Trump-level IQ, the cash cassettes were pulled out of those things before they closed the store down. My understanding is that they knew enough to send the employees home early, so they should have been able to secure the valuables. And if there's a Clinton level manager, he's probably chilling in Barbados right now; 12 mangled cassettes strewn about the self checkout area. "What do you mean? I thought Bill secured the registers!"
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Just saw a post somewhere saying looters are "Undocumented Shoppers."
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Just saw a post somewhere saying looters are "Undocumented Shoppers."
Also known as shoplifters :kingshmegland:
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Friend of mine posted this on Facebook...
“Can anyone tell me what kind of tree this is? I noticed it on my walk today. Definitely some type of hard wood, right?”
(https://i.imgur.com/1J0Xv3j.jpg)
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Morning wood?
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Wood Pecker?
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Morning wood?
(https://i.postimg.cc/5tjZzCnk/MEL-4-10.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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WTF, is that some sort of Pokémon or something?
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(https://i.imgur.com/M5yL8sa.jpg)
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WTF, is that some sort of Pokémon or something?
No. Just a random Google search buddy.
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I dread to ask what the search terms were.
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Funny enough, it was just "Morning wood." Lol
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You sure it wasn't "phallic tree"? :lateralus:
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:lol
No. Absolutely what I said. I'm afraid to try that. Hold on. Lol
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Yeaaaaah. I had to send that privately to Puppies. Lol
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:lmao:
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There was so many more. Seriously. Lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/1J0Xv3j.jpg)
wtf I'm vegan now
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That's messed up...
But funny :rollin
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I know this kinda belongs in the P/R section but
Donald Trump an hour ago: "My Admin has done more for the Black Community than any President since Abraham Lincoln."
:lol :rollin :lol
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This guy's complete lack of knowledge about history would be funny of he weren't the fucking president.
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I know this kinda belongs in the P/R section but
Donald Trump an hour ago: "My Admin has done more for the Black Community than any President since Abraham Lincoln."
:lol :rollin :lol
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
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(https://i.imgur.com/4MPC09F.jpg)
They know what they did.
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:hefdaddy :rollin
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:rollin :rollin
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Yeah, that's a "they knew" right there. :lol
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(https://i.imgur.com/aU9n9p2.jpg)
This just reminds me how irritating Michael Pena is in those films. No matter whats happening he has that weird smug grin on the entire time.
Like someone could be holding a gun to his face and he'd be like :P cool cool man.
Also most of his lines sounded like ad libs - and they weren't funny to me.
Also Thor Ragnarok is great and a top 3 Marvel MCU movie. Jeff Goldblum steals every scene.
" You're not getting back to Ass place.. " :lol
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In a similar vein:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA6EYAjzluY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA6EYAjzluY)
Dog steals dentures
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Jackrabbits fighting...
https://youtu.be/l06ofG0rk7Q
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Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it :rollin
https://www.indiewire.com/2020/06/sacha-baron-cohen-far-right-rally-singalong-1234570092/ (https://www.indiewire.com/2020/06/sacha-baron-cohen-far-right-rally-singalong-1234570092/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ryIztqI5g&feature=emb_title (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5ryIztqI5g&feature=emb_title)
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Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it
I've never 'got' him or his comedy. I know a lot of people dig it and think it's hilarious but I'm nothing but annoyed by the guy. His skits/pranks seem clever but I can't watch more than 10-20 seconds of them......he just hits a nerve
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Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it
I've never 'got' him or his comedy. I know a lot of people dig it and think it's hilarious but I'm nothing but annoyed by the guy. His skits/pranks seem clever but I can't watch more than 10-20 seconds of them......he just hits a nerve
I enjoy him, but I also completely see how he can hit a nerve.
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Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it
I've never 'got' him or his comedy. I know a lot of people dig it and think it's hilarious but I'm nothing but annoyed by the guy. His skits/pranks seem clever but I can't watch more than 10-20 seconds of them......he just hits a nerve
He's really hit or miss for me. Sometimes it borders on mean and while I (think I) get where he's coming from, I'm not sure we need more "mean" to make our point. I suppose you can say the same thing about Ricky Gervais too (who I think is really funny), but he seems to walk a slightly different line.
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Looks like Sacha Baron Cohen is back at it
I've never 'got' him or his comedy. I know a lot of people dig it and think it's hilarious but I'm nothing but annoyed by the guy. His skits/pranks seem clever but I can't watch more than 10-20 seconds of them......he just hits a nerve
I enjoy him, but I also completely see how he can hit a nerve.
I don't think I'll ever laugh again as hard as I did when I saw Borat in theaters.
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I enjoy some of his stuff, and not really a lot of it.
Though he has an uncanny ability to show what people really can be like with just the slightest provocation or allowance. If he were a psychologist, he could write some pretty huge papers, but as an entertainer he likely makes people feel pretty uncomfortable. No one likes to think how quickly we can become like the people in his stuff.
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The movies were just OK but the Ali G show on HBO was pure comedy gold. He's gotten way too political that I can see where he would rub people the wrong way. But his ability to stay in character is really amazing, even in singing that song, he is able to just keep at it without breaking.
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Bruno was hit and miss for me but I still think Borat is hilarious
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:rollin
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The movies were just OK but the Ali G show on HBO was pure comedy gold. He's gotten way too political that I can see where he would rub people the wrong way. But his ability to stay in character is really amazing, even in singing that song, he is able to just keep at it without breaking.
The show was amazing. The movies not as much and I could not get into Borat. As you can see, I have never watched Borat or Bruno.
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"Girl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" (https://youtu.be/i4QYvXpaXlY)
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For some reason that reminds me of when my oldest son said "She chunky, like campbell's soup!"
I lost it.
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"Girl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" (https://youtu.be/i4QYvXpaXlY)
His reaction was the better punchline. :rollin :rollin
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"Girl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" (https://youtu.be/i4QYvXpaXlY)
His reaction was the better punchline. :rollin :rollin
Yea his reaction is priceless. Like: "if you seen her you would've agree"
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"Girl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" (https://youtu.be/i4QYvXpaXlY)
His reaction was the better punchline. :rollin :rollin
Yea his reaction is priceless. Like: "if you seen her you would've agree"
I was thinking more like he spent 20 seconds just itchin to jump in with his rebuttal “Bitch, dat wadn’t me!”... but then was like ‘ya know, that sounds like sumthin I’d say’
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A bit vulgar but I heard this on a podcast last night and couldn't stop giggling:
A lion sees a spring while running through the jungle. He leans in to take a drink, head down, rear up and his tail swaying in the air. A gorilla wanders by and gives the lion the old Liberace and runs off. The lion gives chase through the jungle. The gorilla comes upon a campsite at the edge of the jungle and dashes into a tent. He grabs a hat, puts it on and picks up the New York Times. The lion runs by and pokes his head in the tent and asks "Did you see a gorilla run by here?" The gorilla says, "you mean the one that fucked that lion in the ass?" The lion says, "it already made the paper?!"
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:lol
So a walrus, a lion, and a gorilla walk into a bar...
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A bit vulgar but I heard this on a podcast last night and couldn't stop giggling:
A lion sees a spring while running through the jungle. He leans in to take a drink, head down, rear up and his tail swaying in the air. A gorilla wanders by and gives the lion the old Liberace and runs off. The lion gives chase through the jungle. The gorilla comes upon a campsite at the edge of the jungle and dashes into a tent. He grabs a hat, puts it on and picks up the New York Times. The lion runs by and pokes his head in the tent and asks "Did you see a gorilla run by here?" The gorilla says, "you mean the one that fucked that lion in the ass?" The lion says, "it already made the paper?!"
It's the 24h news cycle / circle of life
Ingonyama nengw' enamabaal .... Ingonyama nengw' enamabaal ....
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:lol :lol :lol
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:lol
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:rollin
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:lol
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So true. :lol
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At the risk of sounding like Tim here, but.....Who is that?
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Sam Kinison. Standup comic.
https://youtu.be/vTT34o3QKQY
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At the risk of sounding like Tim here, but.....Who is that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRbnTNL4UAM
Dammit King!
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:lol
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:rollin
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:rollin :rollin :rollin :tup
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I’ll never forget in college, watching Kinisons stand up, high as fuck with my roommates, and he does the piano bit about his ex. I laughed so hard I almost hyperventilated. Never laughed so hard in my life.... tears streaming down my face. Good times.
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Thank all that is good and pure that that's not possible!
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Thank all that is good and pure that that's not possible!
If him and Carlin were still here.... :eek
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It's a weird time. Comedians can't make jokes without being attacked. It's a joke.
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It's a weird time. Comedians can't make jokes without being attacked. It's a joke.
That's why I said imagine if both him and Carlin were alive today. In the same room.
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Man, it would suck to have Sam Kinison as a teacher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9DO26O6dIg
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I was just thinking about that scene. I love the way Rodney doesn't flinch; he gives it right back to him.
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At the risk of sounding like Tim here, but.....Who is that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRbnTNL4UAM
Thanks for posting that, I just sent it to my brother who's getting married in 2 months and he's dying :lol
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Posted in Political Humor thread as well.
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Came across this on a walk yesterday with my kiddo. Gave me a chuckle.
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Came across this on a walk yesterday with my kiddo. Gave me a chuckle.
Every time my kid sees the “road work ahead” sign he says the same thing......”I sure hope it does”.
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File under 'memes with specific references' but this makes me laugh a lot
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That reminds me of a joke from a 1950s comedy radio show called The Goons.
Two men are in a jail cell.
Man 1 : Now, when the guard comes in with our dinner..Let Him Have It!
Man 2 : But what are we gonna eat ?!
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My son bought this bottle of cola at a candy store a couple years ago. He still has the empty bottle in his room.
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This is from a survey app I used a few years back.
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:rollin
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$10 on FatalBert.
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:rollin
This is from a survey app I used a few years back.
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I've actually made 'cereal milk' creme brulee, soaking froot loops in cream overnight then making the brulee.
And yes, it was as good as it sounds.
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Let me know when you are making Count Chocula brulee.
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Let me know when you are making Count Chocula brulee.
Chocolate brulees are a dime a dozen. Now a capn crunch berry one, that's the ticket.
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Honey Combs, and I’ll cream my jeans.
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Peanut Butter Crunch is my jam.
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:lol This thread suddenly became the "request a dessert from Chef Lonestar" thread
Honey Combs, and I’ll cream my jeans.
I with you there.....except for the cream my jeans part, I'm not with you for that
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:lol This thread suddenly became the "request a dessert from Chef Lonestar" thread
Maybe I'll just make them all, and then videotape myself eating them and telling you all how delicious they are.
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Cinnamon toast crunch brulee?
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:lol This thread suddenly became the "request a dessert from Chef Lonestar" thread
Maybe I'll just make them all, and then videotape myself eating them and telling you all how delicious they are.
Please be serious. :lucien:
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Cinnamon toast crunch brulee?
Winner.
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If Waffle Crisps were still around...
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If Waffle Crisps were still around...
I had one appetizer on a menu, 'chicken and waffles' where it was a waffle cone filled with chicken nuggets tossed in spicy maple syrup.
It was much, much better than it sounds. And it sounds amazing.
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If Waffle Crisps were still around...
I had one appetizer on a menu, 'chicken and waffles' where it was a waffle cone filled with chicken nuggets tossed in spicy maple syrup.
It was much, much better than it sounds. And it sounds amazing.
That actually sounds amazing!
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:lol
So true!
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:tup
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Thanks. Been trying to find a place to cater my Horse Funerals.
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Obvious Plant is a satire site. Funny stuff, though.
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I had this discussion with someone on Facebook over the weekend. She posted something about MTV's anniversary, and I commented that MTV had died about 25 years ago. The last thing I remember watching was the Boston season of The Real World, which apparently was 1997.
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I forgot the did a Boston Real World.
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Wow.. The Real World! I had given up on MTV by the time that came around and had no idea such a show existed, but somehow while flipping channels I got sucked in to Season 2 (LA) and ended up watching most of 3 (SFO?) before I realized what crap it was.
But then I knew one of the gals in 4 (London) so watched most of that season.
Huh I just looked her up on a whim and found out she:
* holds the Guinness Record for longest bungee jump.
* is the daughter of international bestselling Fantasy author Margaret Astrid Lindholm Ogden (aka Megan Lindholm, aka Robin Hobb).
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It's been around forever, but I always chuckle at that pole dancer/shovel saleswoman picture.
Wow.. The Real World! I had given up on MTV by the time that came around and had no idea such a show existed, but somehow while flipping channels I got sucked in to Season 2 (LA) and ended up watching most of 3 (SFO?) before I realized what crap it was.
But then I knew one of the gals in 4 (London) so watched most of that season.
Huh I just looked her up on a whim and found out she:
* holds the Guinness Record for longest bungee jump.
* is the daughter of international bestselling Fantasy author Margaret Astrid Lindholm Ogden (aka Megan Lindholm, aka Robin Hobb).
Gotta be careful with trivia from IMDB bios. There are probably half a dozen different highest/longest bungee jump records, and it doesn't appear that Kat Ogden holds any of them. She doesn't even mention it on her personal website. :)
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Of course, but just the fact that she has an IMDb bio is pretty cool.
Not sure why her high school is listed as biographical info. Other than it is a fact, I. Not sure why it is noteworthy. And I guess this gives away where I went to school.
And that Home Depot picture is definitely timeless.
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I stumbled upon this searching for my reply vid to The Walrus
MONORAIL! MONORAIL! MONORAIL! (https://youtu.be/-ymOWS-z7kg)
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:icy:
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Ok I made up a couple of jokes.... :hat
1. " My favourite French number is 12.
Its a Douzey "
2. Half of me wishes I was good at Maths.
But the other 66% isn't bothered. "
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Yup, you made those up alright.
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Ok I made up a couple of jokes.... :hat
1. " My favourite French number is 12.
Its a Douzey "
2. Half of me wishes I was good at Maths.
But the other 66% isn't bothered. "
How is it that fat people are dieting and non fat people are not??
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2. Half of me wishes I was good at Maths.
But the other 66% isn't bothered. "
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."- Yogi Berra
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Both are great.
I find wordplay like that amusing.
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I was going to post this in the dog thread, but decided to post in this thread.
My daughter in law is a mobile dog groomer and she is in a 'pom' group in facebook. Every month or so they have an online dog coloring. This month's theme was woodstock, so the DIL decided on the Grateful Dead dancing bear. The coloring is vegetable based and is not harmful to the dog physically, but I am sure he is scarred mentally after each contest.
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Both are great.
I find wordplay like that amusing.
My bro and I were on a car journey once about 10 years ago and I shared a silly joke I made up where you substitute one thing for another but emphasise it like it's the same.
For example
" Hey I managed to book Bryan Adams for your wedding ! :)"
" BRYAN Adams ? :o I said I wanted ELTON John "
It works better if you hear it but we were both in stitches for ages .
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That's a forced punchline :D
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Like.....successfully? That’s impressive!
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She looks like she could play Squirrel Girl.
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She looks like she could play Squirrel Girl.
I don't see the superhuman agility, senses, and strength, but I absolutely guarantee you that she THINKS she has the ability to communicate with squirrels.
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Yeah, but doesn't everyone?
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Let me guess....Florida?
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Florida Man is Florida Woman's ex-boyfriend? :omg:
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Looks like Detroit... https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-arrested-for-training-squirrels-to-attack-her-ex-boyfriend/
ETA: it’s a fake story.
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Disappointing.
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Yeah, but doesn't everyone?
*Have* the ability, or *think they have* the ability?
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Yes.
;D
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I'm impressed with myself that I know the source of that bottom photo.
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I'm pretty sure I recognize the top one. Does that count?
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He once killed four crocodiles with one single knife.
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I'm pretty sure I recognize the top one. Does that count?
Hint...it's from a movie with two sequels.
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I'm pretty sure I recognize the top one. Does that count?
Hint...it's from a movie with two sequels.
I'm guessing Poltergeist.
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I'm pretty sure I recognize the top one. Does that count?
Hint...it's from a movie with two sequels.
I'm guessing Poltergeist.
Nope. Right decade, though. Also, the line in the meme is slightly altered from what's said in the movie.
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Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...
Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf
Maybe from that show Family Ties?
Hmmm
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Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...
Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf
Maybe from that show Family Ties?
Hmmm
Those are good guesses, what’s the secret of your success?
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I'm livin' 25 hours a day!
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I'm livin' 25 hours a day!
A daaaaaaaayyyyyyyy?
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Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...
Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf
Maybe from that show Family Ties?
Hmmm
So VERY close.
Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc
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Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...
Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf
Maybe from that show Family Ties?
Hmmm
So VERY close.
Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc
No hints!
I’m gonna figure this out. It’s my density.
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Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...
Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf
Maybe from that show Family Ties?
Hmmm
So VERY close.
Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc
No hints!
I’m gonna figure this out. It’s my density.
you may not figure it out......but your kids are gonna love it
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Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...
Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf
Maybe from that show Family Ties?
Hmmm
So VERY close.
Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc
No hints!
I’m gonna figure this out. It’s my density.
:tup
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Hmmm I think it's probably one of the following...
Doc Hollywood
The Hard Way
Teen Wolf
Maybe from that show Family Ties?
Hmmm
So VERY close.
Skip to the 3:20 mark of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0XiztFUZlc
No hints!
I’m gonna figure this out. It’s my density.
you may not figure it out......but your kids are gonna love it
Is your name Scott? Cause you're great!
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I recognised it immediately of course since the film it's taken from is my #1 favourite film of all time.
I'm such a nerd about it. I doubt there's a fact about the whole series I haven't heard before.
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I recognised it immediately of course since the film it's taken from is my #1 favourite film of all time.
I'm such a nerd about it. I doubt there's a fact about the whole series I haven't heard before.
Teen Wolf is your favorite movie of all time? :P
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No it's clearly Teen Wolf Too
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No it's clearly Teen Wolf Too
Haha I had to look up to make sure that’s the actual title. Amazing.
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It's not quite as funny a title as Dumb and Dumber To.
Which is hilarious. Not seen the film itself but it can't be as shit as the prequel looked.
EDIT : Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
You know it's going to be shit when it has no number and a subtitle.
I don't know why but straight to video sequels from a different cast and crew ALWAYS do this. I don't know why.
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It's not quite as funny a title as Dumb and Dumber To.
Which is hilarious. Not seen the film itself but it can't be as shit as the prequel looked.
EDIT : Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
You know it's going to be shit when it has no number and a subtitle.
I don't know why but straight to video sequels from a different cast and crew ALWAYS do this. I don't know why.
Dumb and Dumberer had its moments. But then I haven't watched it in 10 years. The hilarious scene was when This girl brought Harry over to her house and he had stashed the chocolate bar in his pocket.
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My 10th grader and 5th grader made this short film (about 6 minutes), and I think it is actually quite funny, and that they did a great job:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/XAYFgFv4PPg
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;D When I see anyone doing a vertical video in real life. .
:facepalm:
Do you mount your 48" Flatscreen TV mounted lengthways from floor to ceiling on your wall ?
NO.
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What we need are televisions that can rotate on the wall 90 degrees. I don't mind vertical video if I'm watching the content on a phone.
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My 10th grader and 5th grader made this, and I think it is actually quite funny, and that they did a great job:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/XAYFgFv4PPg
That was actually good! great job by your kids.
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What we need are televisions that can rotate on the wall 90 degrees. I don't mind vertical video if I'm watching the content on a phone.
Stadler, delivering the goods: https://www.samsung.com/us/televisions-home-theater/tvs/the-sero/43-class-the-sero-tv-qled-4k-uhd-hdr-smart-tv-qn43ls05tafxza/
By pure coincidence, I saw this over the weekend.
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What we need are televisions that can rotate on the wall 90 degrees. I don't mind vertical video if I'm watching the content on a phone.
Stadler, delivering the goods: https://www.samsung.com/us/televisions-home-theater/tvs/the-sero/43-class-the-sero-tv-qled-4k-uhd-hdr-smart-tv-qn43ls05tafxza/
By pure coincidence, I saw this over the weekend.
I'll be damned. Surprised it's only $2000 as well!.
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American vlog after taking vaccin against Covid-19 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN2eQ_CKZT8&feature=youtu.be)
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American vlog after taking vaccin against Covid-19 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN2eQ_CKZT8&feature=youtu.be)
Nice!!
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:lol
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American vlog after taking vaccin against Covid-19 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN2eQ_CKZT8&feature=youtu.be)
Fucking brilliant, uraaaaah!
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Giggity.
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I made up a joke about Trump
Trump went to the doctor and thought he had double the IQ of everyone else - but what the doctor actually said was that he had " an IQ of 2 “ 😄
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It's as if you wrote that yourself. :lol
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:lol
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When your parents want proof you're spending your money on food.
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This reminds me of the TBS (I think) show Miracle Workers. The second season is subtitled "Dark Ages," and it focuses on a prince (the guy who played Harry Potter) who is a disappointment to his brutal father and a local girl named Alexandra Shitshoveler, who doesn't want to follow in her father's footsteps. There are a couple episodes where someone gets sick, and the "medical" treatment offered by the local "doctor" is along the lines of "cut off your dick and eat it."
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*snip*
Alexandra Shitshoveler
They had some crazy names in the dark ages.... :biggrin:
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Can we please lock this thread now it's on "101" pages ;D ;D
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Can we please lock this thread now it's on "101" pages ;D ;D
Eh, why not.