Author Topic: Things you've done that you can't explain why (Read 3136 times)

King Postwhore · « **on:** July 12, 2014, 07:02:42 AM »

I just went to get another coffee this morning. I poured the sugar in my cup and proceeded to pour the cream into the sugar bowl.

I can't explain why!

What dumb stuff have you done that has no explanation?

Kotowboy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2014, 07:31:08 AM »

Deleted an entire album i'd recorded because I hated it.

Multi tracks and all.

Gone.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2014, 07:40:44 AM »

Awe man, did anyone at least hear it besides yourself?

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2014, 07:44:15 AM »

Kotowboy is so hipster, he only listens to music he wrote himself that no longer exists that nobody else could ever listen to even if they wanted to.

Things I've done that I can't explain why? The past decade of my life maybe?

senecadawg2 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2014, 07:51:10 AM »

Blob's got the right idea. I've done a lot of things that I can't explain

RoeDent · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2014, 07:53:54 AM »

I bruised my finger the other night. I can't explain why. It's on my dominant left hand as well. Which makes doing stuff rather more challenging.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2014, 08:15:04 AM »

Quote from: BlobVanDam on July 12, 2014, 07:44:15 AM

Kotowboy is so hipster, he only listens to music he wrote himself that no longer exists that nobody else could ever listen to even if they wanted to.

Things I've done that I can't explain why? The past decade of my life maybe?

Blob you could really up your post count on this thread.

Quote from: RoeDent on July 12, 2014, 07:53:54 AM

I bruised my finger the other night. I can't explain why. It's on my dominant left hand as well. Which makes doing stuff rather more challenging.

It only gets worse when you age.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2014, 08:35:30 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 12, 2014, 07:40:44 AM

Awe man, did anyone at least hear it besides yourself?

Yeah and they loved it and so did I. But I woke up one morning and decided that it was shit and pointless.

I thought I might be bipolar but the therapist doesn't think so.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2014, 08:43:43 AM »

Awe man. Music is your children. Years later you could listen to it again with a fresh set of perspective.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:20:53 AM »

I ended up re-recording it all anyway - but It wasn't *quite* as good the second time.

I should really back up everything I do somewhere I can't get at it.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:21:20 AM »

When I was 16 I was hanging out at my buddy's house and he had a few arcade games. One of them was Mr. Flea. Well, Mr. Flea stopped working so we thought we might be able to fix it. The machine had a fairly large door on the back that when opened allowed a person to fit your entire upper body inside the cavity of the machine.

We opened it, I 'went in' to see if I could "fix" the game. I had no idea what I was looking for or what to do but I did notice there on the floor of the machine a duplex outlet with nothing plugged in to it. And lying right next to it was a shiny steel key.

Without thought or hesitation I picked up the key and shoved it into one of the duplex's slits....giving me a jolt large enough it caused me to bang my head on the roof of the game and a shock good enough that the hairs on my arm stood up for hours afterwards. I had a good headache the remainder of the day...and my right arm really hurt for a few days as well.

I was 16, certainly old enough to know not to do that. Can't figure out what the heck I was thinking...I just did it.

TAC · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:30:12 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 12, 2014, 07:02:42 AM

I just went to get another coffee this morning. I poured the sugar in my cup and proceeded to pour the cream into the sugar bowl.

That happens all the time. I've do e the very same.

Also trying to shave with hair gel and setting my hair with shaving cream. That's happened too way too many times.

And that doesn't even approached the tip of the iceberg for drunken stupid things.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:33:17 AM »

I've almost used the hand soap to brush my teeth with.

Almost.

Zook · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:35:03 AM »

There are several things I've done that I don't know why, but they are best left unsaid.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:49:08 AM »

I actually use shave foam in my hair on purpose

I find it keeps it how you want but you don't get that "wet cemented" look that gel provides.

Outcrier · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2014, 10:40:08 AM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 12, 2014, 08:43:43 AM

Awe man. Music is your children. Years later you could listen to it again with a fresh set of perspective.

Wise thinking

Shadow Ninja 2.0 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2014, 10:44:35 AM »

I don't understand most of the stuff I do.

Tick · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2014, 01:32:32 PM »

Coming fall 2014. Wherever books are sold. Makes great a fire starter!

Like it on rye toast
Follow it down a dark alley

jingle.boy · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2014, 01:33:37 PM »

I've got a feeling inside. A certain kind. I feel hot and cold, right down to my soul.

I listened to Steven Wilson once.

Phoenix87x · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2014, 03:30:32 PM »

I seriously think I'm dyslexic, because I'll do stuff like in the OP, all the time. Doing things backwards, seemingly for no reason.

Like I can still do my job and function and everything, but god is it annoying sometimes.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2014, 04:39:41 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 12, 2014, 01:33:37 PM

I've got a feeling inside. A certain kind. I feel hot and cold, right down to my soul.

I listened to Steven Wilson once.

Dirty rat bastard!

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2014, 05:29:20 PM »

Masturbated with toothpaste.

Rented Shaq Fu.

Tried to fry an egg in the microwave (first degree neck burns ensued.)

Peed in the pool piece for Mousetrap the board game.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2014, 05:34:05 PM »

Replaced Black Floyd's toothpaste with C4

Greenlit Shaq Fu

Tampered with Black Floyd's Microwave

Hooked up an electric fence to Black FLoyds' mouse trap the board game

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2014, 05:39:49 PM »

Quote from: Kotowboy on July 12, 2014, 05:34:05 PM

Replaced Black Floyd's toothpaste with C4

I did explode profoundly.

Quote from: Kotowboy on July 12, 2014, 05:34:05 PM

Greenlit Shaq Fu

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shaq-fu-a-legend-reborn

Quote from: Kotowboy on July 12, 2014, 05:34:05 PM

Tampered with Black Floyd's Microwave

Fuck you.

Quote from: Kotowboy on July 12, 2014, 05:34:05 PM

Hooked up an electric fence to Black FLoyds' mouse trap the board game

In a very rare fluke of Punnett square probability, my pubes grew in straight. This led to more ridicule during gym showers than you could imagine. The shock I received that fateful day alleviated all of this. Thank you ever so much

Kotowboy · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2014, 05:49:06 PM »

Just fulfilling my life's motto :

" One out of every 4 things I do will be good " .

King Postwhore · « **Reply #25 on:** July 12, 2014, 06:17:08 PM »

Toothpaste? At least use that with a girl Josh!

Koyowboy, perfection.

Zyzzyva17 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 12, 2014, 06:32:01 PM »

Every night, I lose consciousness for hours on end, and I can't for the life of me explain why.

Kotowboy · « **Reply #27 on:** July 12, 2014, 06:37:52 PM »

Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on July 12, 2014, 06:32:01 PM

Every night, I lose consciousness for hours on end, and I can't for the life of me explain why.

www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk

King Postwhore · « **Reply #28 on:** July 12, 2014, 06:49:58 PM »

Quote from: Zyzzyva17 on July 12, 2014, 06:32:01 PM

Every night, I lose consciousness for hours on end, and I can't for the life of me explain why.

Are you talking naps or something serious? If so See a Doc now!

black_biff_stadler · « **Reply #29 on:** July 12, 2014, 07:15:23 PM »

Quote from: kingshmegland on July 12, 2014, 06:17:08 PM

Toothpaste? At least use that with a girl Josh!

Koyowboy, perfection.

I've also hit on a homeless gal when I was drunk.

LieLowTheWantedMan · « **Reply #30 on:** July 12, 2014, 07:30:14 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on July 12, 2014, 10:44:35 AM

I don't understand most of the stuff I do.

TioJorge · « **Reply #31 on:** July 12, 2014, 08:31:44 PM »

Quote from: LieLowTheWantedMan on July 12, 2014, 07:30:14 PM

Quote from: Shadow Ninja 2.0 on July 12, 2014, 10:44:35 AM
I don't understand most of the stuff I do.

This. Especially when I'm angry.

Like right now *Kills a butterfly*

Jaffa · « **Reply #32 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:13:39 PM »

I think I can explain mostly everything I've done, it's just that a lot of the explanations will be stupid.

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #33 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:36:27 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on July 12, 2014, 01:33:37 PM

I listened to Steven Wilson once.

I made that mistake once too. I have no excuse for it either. I should have known better.

Xenon · « **Reply #34 on:** July 12, 2014, 09:49:28 PM »

Most of my relationships

News: Track-by-track video for Fall Into the Light: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ezfzdMpRc0

Author Topic: Things you've done that you can't explain why (Read 3136 times)