I think I have finally figured out a solution for this thread. Edan never broke the rules of this forum. Ever. I don't know much about the guy, but he always struck me as the type who cannot resist keeping his reputation pristine. Therefore, I shall resort to bait that he cannot resist:
New Official DTF forum rule: Edan must post in this thread in the next 3 days.
Edan, if you do not post in this forum immediately, I shall forever deem you a DTF forum rule breaker, which shall tarnish your reputation to the grave! *waits*