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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1015 on: February 16, 2011, 02:07:41 PM »
I've heard that before from quite a few people.  ...unless I'm misremembering, and I've just heard it from you several times.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1016 on: February 16, 2011, 02:10:00 PM »
I'm outside holding a sign that says "Will work for Bacon"

this morning I held a rally ..I had sign that read " Honk if you support Bacon"
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1017 on: February 16, 2011, 02:11:22 PM »
I'm sure I've mentioned it here before.  She was the exec at a local restaurant Postinos right before she went to Food Network.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1018 on: February 16, 2011, 02:14:18 PM »
the sign that I got the most response to was a political sign:

"FREE BACON, NO BACON NO PEACE"

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« Reply #1019 on: February 16, 2011, 02:16:31 PM »
the sign that I got the most response to was a political sign:

"FREE BACON, NO BACON NO PEACE"

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1020 on: February 16, 2011, 02:17:55 PM »
is that kosher^ LOL :D
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« Reply #1021 on: February 16, 2011, 08:47:22 PM »
kosher bacon!
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1022 on: February 16, 2011, 08:55:58 PM »
kosher bacon!
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« Reply #1023 on: February 16, 2011, 09:07:45 PM »
Bacon can do no harm,
for bacon is love,
and love is bacon.
Therefore bacon created the universe.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1024 on: February 16, 2011, 09:20:12 PM »
BTW.  The wife made pizza with Center Cut crumbled bacon on it a few weeks ago.  I pesonally like bacon in my eggs.  Scrambled or in an omelette.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1025 on: February 17, 2011, 11:54:32 AM »
For a while I was microwaving my raw bacon.

Today I fried it up because I kinda forgot what that tastes like.

Always fry your bacon.

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« Reply #1026 on: February 17, 2011, 11:56:47 AM »
For a while I was microwaving my raw bacon.

Today I fried it up because I kinda forgot what that tastes like.

Always fry your bacon.

I like baking it.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1027 on: February 17, 2011, 12:08:04 PM »
For a while I was microwaving my raw bacon.

Today I fried it up because I kinda forgot what that tastes like.

Always fry your bacon.

I like baking it.
I like eating it.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1028 on: February 17, 2011, 12:09:04 PM »
there are no vegitarians in combat, praise the lord and pass the bacon.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1029 on: February 17, 2011, 12:10:16 PM »
there are no vegitarians in combat, praise the lord and pass the bacon.
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« Reply #1030 on: February 17, 2011, 12:24:51 PM »
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« Reply #1031 on: February 17, 2011, 12:25:37 PM »
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1032 on: February 17, 2011, 12:27:20 PM »
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« Reply #1033 on: February 17, 2011, 12:37:29 PM »
you don't have a girlfriend do you hahaha
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« Reply #1034 on: February 17, 2011, 12:44:42 PM »
you don't have a girlfriend do you hahaha
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1035 on: February 17, 2011, 01:25:49 PM »
lolthat'scold

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1036 on: February 17, 2011, 01:27:23 PM »
For a while I was microwaving my raw bacon.

Today I fried it up because I kinda forgot what that tastes like.

Always fry your bacon.

Then cook eggs in whats left in the pan.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1037 on: February 19, 2011, 05:30:05 AM »
Last night for dinner I had spaghetti carbonara, which had copious amouonts of bacon.  Mmmmmmm...
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« Reply #1038 on: February 19, 2011, 07:20:05 AM »
Love me some good carbonara :tup
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1039 on: February 19, 2011, 08:28:41 AM »
there are no vegitarians in combat, praise the bacon and pass the lord.
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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1040 on: February 19, 2011, 09:54:57 AM »
It's too many pages to check, if its been posted before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZDv9pgHp8Q atleast these guys know how to use their bacon

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1041 on: February 20, 2011, 03:30:56 AM »
My life will be incomplete until I have every piece of food in that video. Period.

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« Reply #1043 on: February 20, 2011, 02:30:50 PM »
and this :


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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1044 on: February 20, 2011, 02:49:07 PM »
The diet coke part grosses me out.

No trolling. I actually don't like the taste of coke.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1045 on: February 20, 2011, 03:14:38 PM »
You've got to be kidding man.

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« Reply #1046 on: February 20, 2011, 03:15:34 PM »
Nope.

To destroy bacon with diet coke is a disgrace to pork.

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1047 on: February 20, 2011, 05:39:16 PM »
For a while I was microwaving my raw bacon.

Today I fried it up because I kinda forgot what that tastes like.

Always fry your bacon.

Then cook eggs in whats left in the pan.

For some reason, eggs have been making me feel sick lately. No idea why.


Oh, here at the Winn-Dixie they have bacon on sale, 3 lbs. for $10 (normally $15). I picked up 6 lbs. SCHWING

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Re: BACON!!!!!!
« Reply #1048 on: February 20, 2011, 05:54:55 PM »
I must be the only male on the face of this planet that just plain don't like bacon.


yep, i doesnt like that there bacin. 
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« Reply #1049 on: February 20, 2011, 06:00:15 PM »
I must be the only male on the face of this planet that just plain don't like bacon.

 

Nah, I had a roommate 2 years ago that used to leave the room when I cooked it. The second day of school I woke up really early. I start frying up bacon at like 6:30 and this dude walks out of the apartment without saying a word. He comes back at like 7:30, and tell him he just missed out on awesome eats. He said he doesn't like bacon, in fact, the smell makes him sick. He waited in the study lounge down the hall till I finished cooking/eating it..... We didn't get along too well.