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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3605 on: February 17, 2024, 03:54:52 PM »
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3606 on: February 17, 2024, 03:55:50 PM »
*Mike Mangini hearing the news that Mike Portnoy was coming back.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3607 on: February 17, 2024, 08:05:42 PM »
Her hair is Harlow gold
Her lips a sweet surprise
Her hands are never cold….
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3608 on: February 18, 2024, 11:00:13 AM »
Kindly remove the finger on your other hand from where it's inserted.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3609 on: February 20, 2024, 09:00:27 AM »
I've heard of 'choking the chicken' but 'fisting the pu$$Y' seems a bit raunchy to me
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3610 on: February 20, 2024, 09:40:10 AM »
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3611 on: February 21, 2024, 11:00:02 AM »
Cocaine is a hell of a drug


My water went up my nose when I read this.  Winner!
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3612 on: February 21, 2024, 12:04:43 PM »
lol OK


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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3613 on: February 21, 2024, 12:22:59 PM »
Sonic Flexhog
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3614 on: February 23, 2024, 07:50:40 AM »
Any other thoughts?  Otherwise, the whore will win by default.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3615 on: February 23, 2024, 07:51:33 AM »
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3616 on: February 23, 2024, 08:02:38 AM »
The aggression of masturbating.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3617 on: February 23, 2024, 08:04:09 AM »
Soon, when they least expect, I will make my moves.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3618 on: February 23, 2024, 10:11:36 AM »
Like many out there....I too do not know the F'n difference between Zelda and Link. I feel amiss....my life makes no sense....I can't even chase the gold coins any longer.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3619 on: February 23, 2024, 12:03:03 PM »
The evil twin, Chthonic the Hellhog
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3620 on: February 26, 2024, 06:53:51 AM »
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
I mean, for anyone who know what this is or has seen the film, this is fucking hilarious.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3621 on: February 26, 2024, 02:13:26 PM »
Thank you!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3622 on: February 26, 2024, 02:52:23 PM »
Selfie stick
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3623 on: February 26, 2024, 03:03:28 PM »
"Fuck. Ow."

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3624 on: February 26, 2024, 06:12:46 PM »
Fucking Roadrunner!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3625 on: February 26, 2024, 07:08:19 PM »
Hank, in a moment of inspiration, attempts the "Sonny Bono" on the hiking trail.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3626 on: February 26, 2024, 07:50:53 PM »
That man got wood.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3627 on: February 27, 2024, 07:06:13 AM »
100 Mating rituals for hikers.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3628 on: February 27, 2024, 09:13:19 AM »
This was a sapling when he started reading the MP returns thread.
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...going along with Dragon Attack's Queen thread has been like taking a free class in Queen knowledge. Where else are you gonna find info like that?!

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3629 on: February 27, 2024, 10:30:09 AM »
Still wood
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3630 on: February 27, 2024, 12:58:15 PM »
How much wood would Chucks wood fock if Chucks wood would fock wood.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3631 on: February 27, 2024, 01:05:38 PM »
Pull Me Und..
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3632 on: February 27, 2024, 07:43:56 PM »
It was then that Mike learned that the Silver Maple was all bark and no bite.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3633 on: February 27, 2024, 07:45:41 PM »
Indiscipline when his wife isn't looking.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3634 on: February 28, 2024, 09:10:42 AM »
Indiscipline when his wife isn't looking.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3635 on: February 28, 2024, 10:09:34 AM »
Indiscipline when his wife isn't looking.

Shaka, When the Walls Fell.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3636 on: February 28, 2024, 11:02:58 AM »
I thought the insects were painful, but it turns out the bark is worse than the bites.
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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3637 on: February 28, 2024, 11:23:43 AM »
Indiscipline when his wife isn't looking.

Go fu ... fetch! Go fetch this win!


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would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3638 on: February 28, 2024, 11:41:05 AM »
Me reading some of the posts in P/R.

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Re: Random Caption Game V.2 (NSFW)
« Reply #3639 on: February 28, 2024, 12:06:01 PM »
"You know, for the DT16 Tour Mike thought we could go natural ..."