Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 219628 times)

TempusVox · « **Reply #245 on:** April 17, 2013, 04:05:00 PM »

This is what happens when the U.N. is allowed to control your troops.

TempusVox · « **Reply #246 on:** April 17, 2013, 04:08:20 PM »

The state of the military after the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell":

"So, you men all sleep with each other???"

"That's a fact, Jack! (That's a fact, Jack!)"

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #247 on:** April 20, 2013, 05:22:28 AM »

I couldn't choose between these two, so luckily they were both from jingle.

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 17, 2013, 10:55:49 AM

The panoramic shot has the rest of the ground troops spelling "I" and "YMCA".

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 17, 2013, 06:03:16 AM

Kim Jong Un's home made Valentine's Day card to the UN.

Winner!

jingle.boy · « **Reply #248 on:** April 20, 2013, 08:23:07 AM »

What a selfless act .... just passes me in the standings, then let's me catch up.

to the Ozzie.

Updated Standings:

Images
Kingshmegland - 81
Bosk1- 49
Tick - 42
lonestar- 41
TempusVox - 40
Adami - 31
contest_sanity - 30
Rumborak - 29
Zydar - 28
LeeHarveyKennedy - 28
jingle.boy - 18
gmillerdrake - 18
YtseBitsySpider - 18
BlobVanDam - 18
The Silent Ham - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
DTVT - 12
El Barto - 10
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
Durg - 10
Eric42434224 - 9

Words
Ariich - 8
Xanthul - 8
Nick - 8
yorost - 8
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 7
Jamesman - 6
ScioPath - 5
Emindead - 5
Wolfking - 5
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Mizzl - 4
Scorpion - 4
chknptpie - 4
Cedar redaC - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
ClairvoyantCat - 2
Onno - 2
DebraKadabra - 2

Chaos
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And today's pic.

lonestar · « **Reply #249 on:** April 20, 2013, 08:25:06 AM »

Can you hear me now? Good.......motherfucker.....

Tick · « **Reply #250 on:** April 20, 2013, 08:38:20 AM »

Paralyzed on this green, now I feel like a garden gnome
Suffering from cannabis psychosis, I'm in a crazy zone
I just called the police and I shouted Solo's home
Blame that on the 22,000 voices in my millenium dome

Tick · « **Reply #251 on:** April 20, 2013, 09:33:12 AM »

"Some day I want to be a real old man!"

BlobVanDam · « **Reply #252 on:** April 20, 2013, 09:34:21 AM »

"Yeah man, the drugs are up my ass. Once we cross the border, you can just crack me open or whatever."

Garden Gnomes - A Michael Bay film.

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #253 on:** April 20, 2013, 10:22:33 AM »

Coming soon to P. Diddy's front lawn: It's a hard Gnome life.

TempusVox · « **Reply #254 on:** April 20, 2013, 11:41:39 AM »

Whats the difference between a rat and a gnome?
People like rats better.

TempusVox · « **Reply #255 on:** April 20, 2013, 11:47:56 AM »

" Me and my gnomies tho... you know we kick it like everyday...(everyday,everyday, everday)
Me and my gnomies, kick it like everyday"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #256 on:** April 20, 2013, 02:30:14 PM »

Quote from: jingle.boy on April 20, 2013, 08:23:07 AM

And today's pic.

"Nuthin' but a 'Gnome' Thang"

Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in'
But I damn near got caught, 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and and park me in your garden belt.

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #257 on:** April 21, 2013, 11:56:53 AM »

I love gnomes, I love every single gnome, I just want to hug them all, I just want to love them all.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #258 on:** April 21, 2013, 06:20:16 PM »

....can you hear me now? OK, yeah...Just come on over...I'll be standing in my front yard garden..red hat, yellow shirt, blue jeans....pointy ears.

Tick · « **Reply #259 on:** April 22, 2013, 05:29:28 AM »

"Yeah, I honey its me. Can you come get me please? I'm in Walmart. Some kids picked me up outside and brought me into the store. I'm on an empty shelf in aisle 4 and their are too weird dudes standing in back of me. Hurry please."

bosk1 · « **Reply #260 on:** April 22, 2013, 09:22:03 AM »

"How to spice up your landscaping," on the next episode of DYI Network's The Vanilla Ice Project.

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #261 on:** April 22, 2013, 11:05:41 AM »

You want him dead by tomorrow? No problem, I gnome somebody...

jingle.boy · « **Reply #262 on:** April 22, 2013, 07:34:28 PM »

Quote from: jonnybaxy on April 22, 2013, 11:05:41 AM

You want him dead by tomorrow? No problem, I gnome somebody...

Gets the win. You're on the board!

jonnybaxy · « **Reply #263 on:** April 23, 2013, 02:51:16 PM »

Thanks

Not fully sure how the scoreboard works so I'd be thankful if someone did it for me, thanks in advance

Up next:

Cedar redaC · « **Reply #264 on:** April 23, 2013, 03:16:50 PM »

Holy Crap! How did a cloud get inside the plane?

yorost · « **Reply #265 on:** April 23, 2013, 03:20:23 PM »

I wish they'd focused on the woman in the back, instead.

Tick · « **Reply #266 on:** April 23, 2013, 03:21:27 PM »

"I'm so mad right now I could rape that girl in back of me."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #267 on:** April 23, 2013, 03:38:39 PM »

Quote from: jonnybaxy on April 23, 2013, 02:51:16 PM

Thanks

Not fully sure how the scoreboard works so I'd be thankful if someone did it for me, thanks in advance

Up next:

When did Eddie Murphy join Tenacious D?!

eric42434224 · « **Reply #268 on:** April 23, 2013, 03:55:08 PM »

Quote from: jonnybaxy on April 23, 2013, 02:51:16 PM

Cracka got camel toe

TempusVox · « **Reply #269 on:** April 23, 2013, 04:12:00 PM »

"The shit ain't funny motherfucker!"

TempusVox · « **Reply #270 on:** April 23, 2013, 04:13:21 PM »

"Say somethin' else about penguins, bitch! I dare you!"

King Postwhore · « **Reply #271 on:** April 23, 2013, 04:14:50 PM »

Quote from: jonnybaxy on April 23, 2013, 02:51:16 PM

Thanks

Up next:

This dude is sleepin' and I got the isle seat?! Damn!!

TempusVox · « **Reply #272 on:** April 23, 2013, 04:15:35 PM »

"E'ry Goddamn time I take Amtrak, this shit happens!"

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #273 on:** April 23, 2013, 05:57:31 PM »

Mutha Fuc%a messaged me that he was a 15 year old skinny white girl mad at her daddy, to bring some Mikes Hard Lemonade and meet me on the number 9 to Litchfield. Looks like I'm going Cell Block 'C' on his ass....

bosk1 · « **Reply #274 on:** April 23, 2013, 06:05:54 PM »

Reason #62 why I hate the witness protection program.

TempusVox · « **Reply #275 on:** April 23, 2013, 08:42:23 PM »

What it looks like from the inside of the short bus.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #276 on:** April 23, 2013, 09:37:38 PM »

Jamaar was really looking forward to The 'Big Brother' program....right up to the first field trip.

jingle.boy · « **Reply #277 on:** April 23, 2013, 10:03:18 PM »

Dis mofo better wake up in time for me to shove 4 balloons of coke up his ass before we land.

gmillerdrake · « **Reply #278 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:00:15 AM »

Finally, "Don't ask, Don't tell" is successfully depicted in facial expression

bosk1 · « **Reply #279 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:05:31 AM »

Yeah, I killed it. So what? Look at the ham hocks and fatback on this thing--you tellin' me you wouldn't have done the same?

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Author Topic: The Random Caption Game v. Clowns and Cats (NSFW) (Read 219628 times)