Dear myself,
You just got a 50% on an un-timed, online, open book, open notes test. How the hell did you fuck that up? Your grade has been lowered by over 20% within about 20 minutes. You don't really deserve to buy the new Porcupine Tree album or the new Dan Brown book tomorrow. What the hell are you going to do tomorrow when you have the music test which will be exponentially more difficult?
Fuck you,
Me