Budweiser presents Real Men of Genius
(Reaaal men of geeenius!)
Today, we salute you, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough.
(Mr. Squirrel who can't geet enoooouuugh!)
You're furry. You're small. You're cute. Yet you had the resolve to walk on two hundred miles of power lines to steal from an unsuspecting college student.
(So shockiiiiiiing!)
If there's anything better than drinking a cold beer, it's sacrificing one to a cuddly squirrel, because everyone enjoys watching a drunk rodent.
(Don't walk on those wiiiires!)
So crack open a nice cold Budweiser, Mr. Squirrel who can't get enough, because you put the "rat" in "frat."
(Mr. Squirrel who can't get enoooouuugh!)