So I stopped in at a Circle K (Gas Station mini mart for those who don't know) this morning on my way to work. I was like 2 minutes away from work, and had 8 minutes until I had to be there.. I ran in to grab a soda and 2 "breakfast" hot dogs. It's got one of those set ups where you have the grill thingy and then the buns in a drawer directly underneath.
So I get my first hot dog in the bun, and set it on the ledge in front of the drawer. I start to unwrap my second bun, and this dude walks up, opens the drawer my hot dog was sitting in front of and knocked it on the ground. "Dude, really?" I said in my head as I picked up my now soiled hot dog and threw it away. I go to grab the tongs to grab another hot dog, and the dude snatches the tongs out from under my hand. Like I was 2 inches from it. THEN THE GUY STANDS THERE AND STARTS MESSING WITH SEVERAL OF THE ITEMS ON THE GRILL WHILE JABBERING IN SPANISH ANOTHER DUDE WHO WAS IN THE NEXT AISLE OVER.
Finally, he finishes and gets the fuck out of my way. Sweet. Finally. I grab some mustard and go to step in line. As I am walking up to the line, THE SAME MOTHER FUCKER RUSHES AHEAD AND JUMPS IN LINE IN FRONT OF ME. And then he proceeded to BUY FUCKING LOTTO TICKETS, spending like so much excess time picking out his scratchers. I Finally got to pay for my shit and got to work like 5 minutes late.
If it wasn't for the fact that I was/am running on very little sleep, I would have pulled the guy aside and told him to go fuck himself.