I am afraid my next ocular test for driving license renewal will go like:
"A .. K, Y ... Ok, Kattelox sent Q. Is W King?"
"Nurse!"
I've been posting at places like this for, what, 15 years or so (maybe more) and I'm STILL not used to the real-world translation. "So, I'm talking to my friend Ka-, uh, um, uh... yeah. Kattleox, whatever, and he went to this Prog festival...." or "I don't live in Canada, but my friend Jingle.boy does and he says....".
Yeah, right.