Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 532183 times)

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #6370 on:** March 23, 2011, 05:31:05 AM »

They asked for Richard Dreyfus.
I GAVE them Richard Dreyfus.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6371 on:** March 23, 2011, 05:36:47 AM »

Quote from: DTVT on March 22, 2011, 09:17:44 PM

I said I was going to use this in another thread next time I won...

Though they have the force, the Skywalker family didn't get the looks.

Tick · « **Reply #6372 on:** March 23, 2011, 05:43:14 AM »

Nerd God is watching you masturbate.

Zydar · « **Reply #6373 on:** March 23, 2011, 06:06:33 AM »

They wanted Simon.
I gave them Garfunkel.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6374 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:34:50 AM »

Quote from: DTVT on March 22, 2011, 09:17:44 PM

I said I was going to use this in another thread next time I won...

By the Grace of God above
Everyone was forced to get Dorothy Hamill haircuts.

Tick · « **Reply #6375 on:** March 23, 2011, 07:54:30 AM »

Typical Republican senator's family photo.

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #6376 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:21:36 AM »

"Charlotte I buried after feeding her foxglove
Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath
Isaiah fought but was easily bested
Burned his body for incurring my wrath
Alright, alright, alright"

rumborak · « **Reply #6377 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:32:10 AM »

This year's Christmas card by the IACS (International Association of Criminal Stalkers) was said to have "captured the spirit" perfectly. One member said she cried tears of repressed memories when she opened the Christmas card, to which the IACS replied "Yes, we know."

skydivingninja · « **Reply #6378 on:** March 23, 2011, 11:34:04 AM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 23, 2011, 11:21:36 AM

"Charlotte I buried after feeding her foxglove
Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath
Isaiah fought but was easily bested
Burned his body for incurring my wrath
Alright, alright, alright"

Winner.

Tick · « **Reply #6379 on:** March 23, 2011, 03:57:55 PM »

Quote from: skydivingninja on March 23, 2011, 11:34:04 AM

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 23, 2011, 11:21:36 AM

"Charlotte I buried after feeding her foxglove
Dawn was easy, she was drowned in the bath
Isaiah fought but was easily bested
Burned his body for incurring my wrath
Alright, alright, alright"

Winner.

Please refrain from calling winners if your not the judge.

Tick · « **Reply #6380 on:** March 24, 2011, 05:40:14 AM »

"We insert dead dad in all of our family photo's."

jsem · « **Reply #6381 on:** March 24, 2011, 06:04:22 AM »

Josef Fritzl's family photo 35 years ago

Dr. DTVT · « **Reply #6382 on:** March 24, 2011, 06:25:51 AM »

Some seriously good submissions this round. I wasn't familiar with The Decemberists, but after listening to the song I knew what must be done...

and declare LHK the winner.

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 15
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 11
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #6383 on:** March 24, 2011, 11:08:52 AM »

Alright, Mr. El "I know every photo we've done in this contest so far" Barto, have we done this photo in the contest so far?

El Barto · « **Reply #6384 on:** March 24, 2011, 11:12:40 AM »

We've done that one already.

lonestar · « **Reply #6385 on:** March 24, 2011, 05:13:41 PM »

emindead · « **Reply #6386 on:** March 24, 2011, 07:06:40 PM »

So is the one of the dog and the reindeer a go?

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #6387 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:45:58 AM »

The Decepticons still had to iron out a few glitches regarding their holographic drivers.

tjanuranus · « **Reply #6388 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:56:21 AM »

Stop, drop, and kill yourself.

Tick · « **Reply #6389 on:** March 25, 2011, 03:26:29 AM »

"I feel horny."

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6390 on:** March 25, 2011, 05:24:45 AM »

Quote from: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 24, 2011, 11:08:52 AM

Bambi went down a dark path after his mom was murdered. Next on E! The True Hollywood Story!

LeeHarveyKennedy · « **Reply #6391 on:** March 25, 2011, 02:53:28 PM »

Quote from: Guitarded on March 25, 2011, 02:45:58 AM

The Decepticons still had to iron out a few glitches regarding their holographic drivers.

There wasn't a lot of competition, but this would probably have beaten a hundred other submissions. Winna!

Updated standings:

El Barto - 6
Emindead - 5
contest_sanity - 6
Durg - 5
ScioPath - 5
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 5
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
TempusVox - 4
Progmonster - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
Nick - 3
Jamesman - 3
Mizzl - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 3
Sonaticafanica - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninja - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
dtismajesty - 1
Lowdz - 1
Nekov - 1
Kosmo - 1
Chino - 1
Metropolaris - 1
admin - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 37
Adami - 31
Tick - 27
Rumborak - 26
Zydar - 18
Lonestar - 16
LeeHarveyKennedy - 15
Bosk1 - 14
Zerogravityfat - 13
Guitarded - 12
TimmyHiggy - 10
Cool Chris - 10
YtseBitsySpider - 9
DTVT - 10
Ariich - 8

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #6392 on:** March 27, 2011, 01:33:22 AM »

Holy crap, sorry guys. Haven't been home in a few days. Picture incoming.

MetalJunkie · « **Reply #6393 on:** March 27, 2011, 01:36:15 AM »

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6394 on:** March 27, 2011, 05:46:23 AM »

Quote from: Guitarded on March 27, 2011, 01:36:15 AM

Ever man has this moment and Gulliver was no different in his travels.

Zydar · « **Reply #6395 on:** March 27, 2011, 05:52:48 AM »

"Honey, I know you're frustrated but why are you biting on the pillow?"

Tick · « **Reply #6396 on:** March 27, 2011, 07:37:29 PM »

Guy -"This stupid package is really hard to open."

Girl -"At least something is hard."

lonestar · « **Reply #6397 on:** March 27, 2011, 08:50:11 PM »

Girl- "Keep dreaming, thumbdick."

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #6398 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:34:57 AM »

Okay, honey. Once we're inside, remember to breath.

JayOctavarium · « **Reply #6399 on:** March 28, 2011, 03:46:54 AM »

"Overcompensation... some men take it too far"

Tick · « **Reply #6400 on:** March 28, 2011, 05:34:54 AM »

Honey I shrunk the porn stars.

YtseBitsySpider · « **Reply #6401 on:** March 28, 2011, 05:37:48 AM »

These Naked Gun props aren't working out as I'd hoped.
Wanna see my beaver again?

Tick · « **Reply #6402 on:** March 28, 2011, 05:41:09 AM »

Try the new easy open extra large Kirkland condoms. Large dick not included.

ThroughHerEyesDude6 · « **Reply #6403 on:** March 28, 2011, 07:47:57 AM »

This better not be expired...fuck, it is...heh-heh, um...wanna go anal tonight?

Later on Mr. Dean would soon realize that no matter the size of the condom, expiration dates are nothing to fuck with.

King Postwhore · « **Reply #6404 on:** March 28, 2011, 08:12:49 AM »

Quote from: Guitarded on March 27, 2011, 01:36:15 AM

Why doesn't she just take her huge morning after pill instead?!

News: The Gift of Music official video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fae4FQ4McSY

Author Topic: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW) (Read 532183 times)