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Re: Went there!
« Reply #4795 on: November 15, 2010, 10:30:50 PM »


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4796 on: November 16, 2010, 03:32:41 AM »
Quote from: emindead on November 15, 2010, 09:00:01 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 15, 2010, 03:28:31 PM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 15, 2010, 04:43:42 AM
OK...how about this?

https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg

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Columbian drug lords are finding even in today's economy that anybody is willing to make extra money.
ColOmbian, DAMMIT!
An English teacher told me that saying Columbia in English is actually correct, as it's named after Christopher Columbus in English just as Cristóbal Colón in Spanish. It's like saying Germany instead of Deutschland.


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4797 on: November 16, 2010, 04:11:13 AM »
Quote from: emindead on November 15, 2010, 09:00:01 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 15, 2010, 03:28:31 PM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 15, 2010, 04:43:42 AM
OK...how about this?

https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg

Go!
Columbian drug lords are finding even in today's economy that anybody is willing to make extra money.
ColOmbian, DAMMIT!

All I've got to say is.......my bad. :P
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4798 on: November 16, 2010, 05:12:37 AM »
Quote from: DTVT on November 15, 2010, 02:45:11 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN RIVER

Thank you doc.  Ever serve time?
WINNER.

And if you don't get the reference, you are a LOSER.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4799 on: November 16, 2010, 05:19:52 AM »
Gotta love Fletch :biggrin:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4800 on: November 16, 2010, 07:59:15 AM »
Hi.  Ted, Ted Nugent. :laugh:
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4801 on: November 16, 2010, 08:52:48 AM »


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YtseBitsySpider - 6 (or 7...)
Wolfking - 4
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AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
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DTVT - 3
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Mizzl - 2
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4802 on: November 16, 2010, 08:53:00 AM »
Quote from: LCArenas on November 16, 2010, 03:32:41 AM
Quote from: emindead on November 15, 2010, 09:00:01 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on November 15, 2010, 03:28:31 PM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 15, 2010, 04:43:42 AM
OK...how about this?

https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/soccerisawesome.jpg

Go!
Columbian drug lords are finding even in today's economy that anybody is willing to make extra money.
ColOmbian, DAMMIT!
An English teacher told me that saying Columbia in English is actually correct, as it's named after Christopher Columbus in English just as Cristóbal Colón in Spanish. It's like saying Germany instead of Deutschland.
Your teacher was dead wrong. According to the English grammar Colombia (the country) is written with an O. According to the German grammar, it is written Kolumbien. Every country has its way.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4803 on: November 16, 2010, 09:16:37 AM »
"Kiss me, although I'm not an Irish setter".
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4804 on: November 16, 2010, 09:43:14 AM »
James LaBrie's dog proudly celebrates St. Patrick's day as he  belts out the chorus to Blind Faith.


yeah, I know, bizarre caption. :tick2:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4805 on: November 16, 2010, 10:29:00 AM »
whippet, whippet real good!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4806 on: November 16, 2010, 12:07:12 PM »
DTVT, where did you find my family's St. Patty's day pictures?
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4807 on: November 16, 2010, 02:09:24 PM »
YOU

SHALL

NOT

PASS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4808 on: November 16, 2010, 02:14:10 PM »


"Aaawwww, is he really fisting that other player??!! That's not right, that's just not right...."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4809 on: November 16, 2010, 02:15:54 PM »
I'M SCOTTISH YOU GREEN BASTARD!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4810 on: November 16, 2010, 03:55:39 PM »
Quote from: DTVT on November 16, 2010, 08:52:48 AM



Doooooooooog years -- For every sad son of a bitch
Doooooooooog years -- With his tail between his ears
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4811 on: November 16, 2010, 03:59:21 PM »
Even gay dogs want a bone, they're just more adiment about it.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4812 on: November 16, 2010, 04:04:01 PM »
« Last Edit: November 16, 2010, 04:21:28 PM by kingshmegland »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4813 on: November 16, 2010, 04:09:49 PM »
They may take our bones........but they will never take......


OUR FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4814 on: November 17, 2010, 06:31:05 AM »

"Kiss me I'm Irish!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4815 on: November 17, 2010, 06:51:58 AM »
"OI!!! I HATE GYPSIES!!!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4816 on: November 17, 2010, 06:56:03 PM »
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on November 16, 2010, 10:29:00 AM
whippet, whippet real good!

It's really a Greyhound - I looked for a greyhound picture since I'm a greyhound owner.  I was at work, otherwise I would have uploaded one of my dog because there are plenty of good ones I own.

Winner.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4817 on: November 18, 2010, 05:18:37 AM »
I acknowledge my win. But can't post a pic until this evening.

Regards. Rest today ye weary Captioners.

Updated Standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 7 (I'm fine with 7)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
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Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

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kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4818 on: November 18, 2010, 06:26:07 AM »
Quote from: YtseBitsySpider on November 18, 2010, 05:18:37 AM
I acknowledge my win. But can't post a pic until this evening.

Regards. Rest today ye weary Captioners.

Updated Standings:

El Barto - 6
YtseBitsySpider - 7 (I'm fine with 7)
Wolfking - 4
BlobVanDam - 4
Dark Master Of Sin - 4
AwakeFromOctavarium - 4
Xanthul - 4
Emindead - 4
Progmonster - 3
ThroughHerEyesDude6 - 3
Hefdaddy42 - 3
DTVT - 3
Soundgarden - 2
Nick - 2
Mizzl - 2
Cthrubuoy - 2
Eric42434224 - 2
TempusVox - 2
mllahh - 1
Bout to crash - 1
ddtonfire - 1
Portrucci - 1
Robwebster - 1
Skydivingninya - 1
Sonaticafanica - 1
Jakartabassplayer - 1
Contest Sanity - 1
Jamesman - 1
ScioPath - 1
Durg - 1

Hall of fame

kingshmegland - 27
Adami - 25
Tick - 22
Rumborak - 20
Zydar - 16
Lonestar - 15
Zerogravityfat - 13
TimmyHiggy - 10
Bosk1 - 10
Guitarded - 9
Cool Chris - 10
LeeHarveyKennedy - 9
Ariich - 8
I have a good one if you want it? Otherwise we can certainly wait. :tick2:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4819 on: November 18, 2010, 07:21:57 AM »
Please go ahead an post it.
And YOU may judge it as well.

Thanx!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4820 on: November 18, 2010, 07:43:06 AM »
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4821 on: November 18, 2010, 08:01:53 AM »
Quote from: tick on November 18, 2010, 07:43:06 AM
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!


Al's plot failed because Bill the burly truck driver was next in line.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4822 on: November 18, 2010, 08:08:41 AM »
This just in: scientists have officially proven evolution by careful observance of the gradual change in behavior and tactics of peeping Toms.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4823 on: November 18, 2010, 08:14:32 AM »
Quote from: tick on November 18, 2010, 07:43:06 AM
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!


One of these seats is not like the other..........
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4824 on: November 18, 2010, 08:35:59 AM »
Skibby-ba-bee-da-ba-da-bomp
Skibby-ba-bee-da-ba-da-bomp

I'M A SCAT MAN!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4825 on: November 18, 2010, 01:42:47 PM »
as if she folds!......everyone knows that just smears it........you gotta crinkle it!
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4826 on: November 18, 2010, 01:47:35 PM »
Is that a toilet?


It's a bidet.


Ewwwww
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4827 on: November 18, 2010, 05:25:40 PM »
"Hustler better publish this one, otherwise I'll have to resort to talking to them."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4828 on: November 18, 2010, 05:30:41 PM »
Quote from: tick on November 18, 2010, 07:43:06 AM
Ok then. This one is in honor of our last winner, the spida!


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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4829 on: November 18, 2010, 05:44:15 PM »
Really!!! She's a fucking transexual!!!  FML
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