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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4095 on: September 27, 2010, 08:47:21 PM »
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To compensate for lagging comic book sales, DC executives announced today the brands introduction to animated porn.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4096 on: September 27, 2010, 09:09:32 PM »
After defeating Giant Octapus in the first round of the movie mash-up, Mega Shark had his hands full with Batman.  Winner moves on to the next round to take on the winner of Dinocroc vs Supergator.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4097 on: September 27, 2010, 09:13:13 PM »
This scene, including the following, where the shark explodes when batman stabs it causing a tital wave of shark parts and fire to crash into florida causing 800 more explosions is from the new Batman movie, directed by Michael Bay.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4098 on: September 27, 2010, 09:22:06 PM »
Young Batman; If only you knew the power of the Shark Side.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4099 on: September 27, 2010, 09:38:36 PM »
I said, "You!  Shall!  Not!  PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4100 on: September 27, 2010, 10:01:20 PM »
Bosk juggled several careers before settling down to run DTF. Here he is depicted slaying the shark that once held reign over Teh River.

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4101 on: September 28, 2010, 05:33:55 AM »
Hullo.....Moy Name eez Bruce......Have you seen Nemo...an Dory....
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4102 on: September 28, 2010, 06:51:37 AM »
Sing it with me...

Baby there's a shark in the water
Batman stabbed me in the head
and I am still not dead.
Baby there's a shark in the water
That light sabers really cool
He looks like a damn fool
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4103 on: September 28, 2010, 07:51:38 AM »
When shark repelent fails.

This is so good!!!!  If only he has a black round bomb in his hand. :laugh:
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4104 on: September 28, 2010, 08:08:45 AM »


Dental hygiene for your pets looks different when you're Batman.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4105 on: September 28, 2010, 08:13:25 AM »
Sorry, I had to go job hunting today and it took foreeeeeeverrrrrrr! So here is my contribution:



How Speilberg secretly got the shark to perform during the filming of Jaws
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4106 on: September 28, 2010, 08:14:49 AM »
Sorry, I had to go job hunting today and it took foreeeeeeverrrrrrr! So here is my contribution:



Batman's Hákarl Haiku Sshack.  Served fresh daily!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4107 on: September 28, 2010, 08:31:05 AM »
Jedi-Bat vs. Mega-Shark.  Your mind can't fathom the awesome.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4108 on: September 28, 2010, 07:36:07 PM »
Reminds me of my ex-girlfriend.  Like throwing a hot dog down a warm hallway :(

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4109 on: September 29, 2010, 07:01:38 AM »
Thanks!  :)
I am a big hockey fan, and still play twice a week at 40, so here we go.......


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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4110 on: September 29, 2010, 07:26:31 AM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4111 on: September 29, 2010, 07:43:51 AM »
king takes pawn e4 e5
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4112 on: September 29, 2010, 08:15:07 AM »
This is what happens when you learn fighting from Wayne Gretzky.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4113 on: September 29, 2010, 08:23:34 AM »
Phoenix, 13, 2 minutes for diving and having a terrible pedo stash......


(Phx 13 is Dan Carcillo to clarify since you can't see his face lol)

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4114 on: September 29, 2010, 09:16:54 AM »
Roy found Jerry's sweet spot hitting him squarely in the back of the arm, sending him completely out of control plummeting to the ice.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4115 on: September 29, 2010, 10:10:26 AM »
Next frame: NSFW gay fisting
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4116 on: September 29, 2010, 10:17:23 AM »
Next frame: NSFW gay fisting

Shit, you beat me to it.
     

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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4117 on: September 29, 2010, 10:28:12 AM »



Physics predicts this.  When 13 and anti-13 collide, one must be in a different spin state to prevent annihilation.
     

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« Reply #4118 on: September 29, 2010, 11:01:37 AM »
Thanks!  :)
I am a big hockey fan, and still play twice a week at 40, so here we go.......




Most hockey players talk out of their ass.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4119 on: September 29, 2010, 11:43:21 AM »
Having always been a big Mike Tyson fan, Roy is ready for his next move.
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« Reply #4120 on: September 29, 2010, 12:00:41 PM »
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4121 on: September 29, 2010, 12:54:48 PM »
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« Reply #4122 on: September 29, 2010, 02:12:12 PM »
Thanks!  :)
I am a big hockey fan, and still play twice a week at 40, so here we go.......




I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4123 on: September 29, 2010, 03:05:40 PM »
Sucks I don't curse. Oh well.
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« Reply #4124 on: September 29, 2010, 03:37:49 PM »
Sucks I don't curse. Oh well.
Adami, you could @$%^$ or S..t or replace a word and use darn or golly.  That would be funny.
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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« Reply #4125 on: September 29, 2010, 04:13:49 PM »
Sucks I don't curse. Oh well.
Adami, you could @$%^$ or S..t or replace a word and use darn or golly.  That would be funny.

Not in this case.
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4126 on: September 29, 2010, 04:40:01 PM »
"Go ahead and make fun of my dick helmet. At least I don't have an ass face."
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4127 on: September 29, 2010, 07:06:21 PM »
*snip*


I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!

I love that movie, it was filmed in my hometown.  My dad and his friend were extras at in one of the scenes.
     

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« Reply #4128 on: September 29, 2010, 08:28:16 PM »
*snip*


I'M LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SONG!

I love that movie, it was filmed in my hometown.  My dad and his friend were extras at in one of the scenes.
*High pitched voice*  JEALOUS!!!!!
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The Random Caption Game (some NSFW)
« Reply #4129 on: September 30, 2010, 12:50:16 AM »
FALCOOOON!.......PUNCH!!!