The Ask black_floyd Thread (page 42)

[black_biff_stadler]

ICPissKnot?

[DebraKadabra]

 

That trumps mine.

[MasterShakezula]

When I made that quip about you not getting laid, you weren't actually offended, were you?  I wouldn't have actually wanted to cut a good guy like you deep.

Can you name the 5 weirdest (good weird, mind you) albums you've heard?

BTW, I AM offended that ICPissKnot isn't a thing yet. 

[black_biff_stadler]

Look up "golden shower" on google. There has to be some good leads there.

[theseoafs]

Gadough, I was browsing Facebook when I came across this post.



So, what are your thoughts? Red or brown?

[Gadough]

Well, every single picture of her with brown hair was taken before she turned 16. So I'm not at liberty to say. If she announced that she was going back to her natural color, I wouldn't hold it against her. It would be interesting to see what she looked like now (age 19) as a brunette. I have a feeling I would still prefer the red, but who knows?

Edit: 64k vs. 1k. The people have spoken.

[DebraKadabra]

IMO she looks much cuter as a redhead.

[skydivingninja]

Well Gadough you'll be happy to know your response first made me think of you being the Joker to my Batman.  Then "Deranged" by Coheed & Cambria just got stuck in my head.

WHO WIIIIIILL BE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE ENEMY?
WHEN I DIE YOUR WORLD WILL PROVE EMPTY
I PROMISE YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER ME
THE JOOOOOOKE'S ON YOU, POISON ME
WHILE YOU CLEAN THE STREETS OF MISFORTUNE
I PICK THE INNOCENT FROM MY DIRTY TEETH

[robwebster]

BONUS ROUND!

• What's your favourite land mammal?
• You're called upon to be prime minister of Planet Earth, and must use your newfound gubernatorial powers to resurrect seven dead historical figures to join your cabinet. Who is in the Gadough party?
• The cast of Jersey Shore are coming round for a meal. What do you cook?
• Can you hear me at the back?
• You are allowed to double the strength of any one of your senses. Which do you increase? And would you be willing to decrease a sense to increase the others?
• Who's playing you in the film of your life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing me in the film of my life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing Adami in the film of his life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing bosk in the film of his life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing DebraKadabra in the film of her life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing bone_daddy in the film of his life, and what's the film called?
• You're locked in a room for four hours with Danny DeVito and told to do what you like with him. He is blindfolded, distressed, and profoundly naked. How do you deal with this situation?
• What thought would you concentrate on when you conjure a patronus?
• How much is the right amount of fire?
• There are two dogs, one is called Butch and one is called Flipper. Which one's the chihuahua?
• Who are your top ten favourite fictional foxes?
• Have you seen Billy anywhere? He always bloody wanders off.
• What's the best prank you've ever played on anyone?
• Is it me, or is there something not quite right about Tom Hanks?

[CrimsonSunrise]

BONUS ROUND!

• What's your favourite land mammal?
• You're called upon to be prime minister of Planet Earth, and must use your newfound gubernatorial powers to resurrect seven dead historical figures to join your cabinet. Who is in the Gadough party?
• The cast of Jersey Shore are coming round for a meal. What do you cook?
• You are allowed to double the strength of any one of your senses. Which do you increase? And would you be willing to decrease a sense to increase the others?
• Who's playing you in the film of your life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing me in the film of my life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing Adami in the film of his life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing bosk in the film of his life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing DebraKadabra in the film of her life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing bone_daddy in the film of his life, and what's the film called?
• You're locked in a room for four hours with Danny DeVito and told to do what you like with him. He is blindfolded, distressed, and profoundly naked. How do you deal with this situation?
• What thought would you concentrate on when you conjure a patronus?
• How much is the right amount of fire?
• There are two dogs, one is called Butch and one is called Flipper. Which one's the chihuahua?
• Who are your top ten favourite fictional foxes?

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[Scorpion]

Two things.

1. I'd be interested in your opinion on Vlasto Day.
2. Who on the forums has your favourite avatar/sig/username?

[Gadough]

Oh Lord. I'm going over to a friend's house for dinner - when I return, I'll take Rob's quiz to the best of my ability.

[black_biff_stadler]

If everyone on a commercial flight took a shit before boarding the plane, how much more quickly would they arrive at they're destination?

[DebraKadabra]

D'aww... I'm just honored that rob mentioned me.

[Gadough]

What's your favourite land mammal?

I'm rather fond of lemurs. You can blame this on the children's television show Zaboomafoo.

You're called upon to be prime minister of Planet Earth, and must use your newfound gubernatorial powers to resurrect seven dead historical figures to join your cabinet. Who is in the Gadough party?

My senior adviser/vice president is Huey P. Long. Mr. Long and myself make all the important decisions together. As for the other six, I pick three righteous figures and three villains of history and make them work together. It would be amusing to watch them constantly argue. (Examples: Grant vs. Lee, Ghandi vs. Hitler, etc.)

The cast of Jersey Shore are coming round for a meal. What do you cook?

I don't cook anything. We go to the club and get wasted together, Jersey-style. Who needs food when you've got alcohol?

Can you hear me at the back?

Maybe if you weren't whispering....have you never done a sound check before?

You are allowed to double the strength of any one of your senses. Which do you increase? And would you be willing to decrease a sense to increase the others?

I improve my sight so that I no longer need glasses to drive. As for decreasing one of the senses, definitely the 6th one. I'm tired of seeing ghosts everywhere. It starts to bum you out after a while.

Who's playing you in the film of your life, and what's the film called?[/li]
[li]Who's playing me in the film of my life, and what's the film called?[/li]
[li]Who's playing Adami in the film of his life, and what's the film called?[/li]
[li]Who's playing bosk in the film of his life, and what's the film called?[/li]
[li]Who's playing DebraKadabra in the film of her life, and what's the film called?[/li]
[li]Who's playing bone_daddy in the film of his life, and what's the film called?

Dude, I'm not nearly creative enough for this. Who the hell is bone_daddy?

You're locked in a room for four hours with Danny DeVito and told to do what you like with him. He is blindfolded, distressed, and profoundly naked. How do you deal with this situation?

I induct Danny DeVito into a triumvirate of power with Huey Long and myself. He can remain naked if he so chooses.

What thought would you concentrate on when you conjure a patronus?

My little sister being born.

How much is the right amount of fire?

Enough to light up your heart, baby.

There are two dogs, one is called Butch and one is called Flipper. Which one's the chihuahua?

Whichever one lunges for the taco in my hand.

Who are your top ten favourite fictional foxes?

I need a lil' bit of whatever you're smoking. Puff puff pass.

Have you seen Billy anywhere? He always bloody wanders off.

Yes! He's in his room, playing World of Warcraft.

What's the best prank you've ever played on anyone?

Convincing my friend I don't have a pool simply by covering it up....now that I think about it, that's really boring.

Is it me, or is there something not quite right about Tom Hanks?

Perhaps, but I don't care. He's fucking Woody. He'll always have a place in my heart.

[Gadough]

Two things.

1. I'd be interested in your opinion on Vlasto Day.
2. Who on the forums has your favourite avatar/sig/username?

It's the most wonderful time of the year! And it doesn't come around very often, so we should cherish when it does.

Sigz/LieLowTheWantedMan/chknptpie

If everyone on a commercial flight took a shit before boarding the plane, how much more quickly would they arrive at they're destination?

I wouldn't want to be the janitor of that airport.

[robwebster]

• Who's playing you in the film of your life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing me in the film of my life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing Adami in the film of his life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing bosk in the film of his life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing DebraKadabra in the film of her life, and what's the film called?
• Who's playing bone_daddy in the film of his life, and what's the film called?

Dude, I'm not nearly creative enough for this. Who the hell is bone_daddy?

Bone_Daddy.

There was some thread a few years ago which was gathering nominations for awards, so I went to the members list and picked out my favourite name I could find without any posts. He's since started posting - if not since October 2011 - but I still like to use him as my go-to funny name. I hope nobody minds.

Also, that is the only disappointing answer. Good job Dough. You won the bonus round.

I induct Danny DeVito into a triumvirate of power with Huey Long and myself. He can remain naked if he so chooses.

He does.

[DebraKadabra]

Aw.  I was kinda hoping he would've said Kate Winslet for me.

[robwebster]

Don't worry. I'd have said Kate Winslet for you.

And the film would've been called AbracaDebra, but I guess Gadough thinks he's too good for my questions.

[DebraKadabra]

Don't worry. I'd have said Kate Winslet for you.

And the film would've been called AbracaDebra, but I guess Gadough thinks he's too good for my questions.

 

Awesome, and thank you kindly.

[Sketchy]

What would you do if a monster-giant slime beast attacked earth and the only weapon you had was a kettle?

If Lonestar was cooking a meal for you, what would you request he made?

If JMX showed up at your house dressed as Darth Vader, what would you do?

If you could have a rocketship, where would you go in it?

Are you the brain specialist?

[Silver Tears]

What thought would you concentrate on when you conjure a patronus?

My little sister being born.

That's so sweet 

[Gadough]

What would you do if a monster-giant slime beast attacked earth and the only weapon you had was a kettle?

If Lonestar was cooking a meal for you, what would you request he made?

If JMX showed up at your house dressed as Darth Vader, what would you do?

If you could have a rocketship, where would you go in it?

Are you the brain specialist?

Wear the kettle as a hat while playing a sad song on my violin as the slime beast wreaks havoc around me.

FUCKING PANCAKES. We've already decided - if I come to his restaurant, he'll make me free pancakes. One day I'll show up to claim my prize. One day.

Dress up as Yoda and go trick-or-treating. Afterwards, film a shot-by-shot remake of The Return of the Jedi, casting Mike Portnoy as the entire Ewok village.

The planet Marklar. I'd bring Starvin' Marvin along for the ride.

Behind closed doors, I'm whatever you want me to be.

[Sketchy]

Then, good sir, I take my kettle off to you. You have made bold and wise choices.

[wasteland]

What is the correct pronounciation of "Gadough"?

[Jaq]

Don't worry. I'd have said Kate Winslet for you.

And the film would've been called AbracaDebra, but I guess Gadough thinks he's too good for my questions.

This post almost cost me my keyboard and monitor while drinking some root beer. 

[Gadough]

What is the correct pronounciation of "Gadough"?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s05uLHsP3eJi

[WindMaster]

How's the propane business coming?

Oh, and I really enjoy your posts and it seems like you're a great guy. 

[Gadough]

Business is slipping. More people every day are switching to charcoal, and we don't know why. We need to get the word out that propane is superior! Tell your family. Tell your friends.

[robwebster]

What is the correct pronounciation of "Gadough"?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s05uLHsP3eJi

And yet to me you're always going to be "GAD-uff."

[wasteland]

What is the correct pronounciation of "Gadough"?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s05uLHsP3eJi

And yet to me you're always going to be "GAD-uff."

I got it right! Even though, to be honest, I felt the final "u" was much more prominent "Ga'dauuu". I also believe that a similarly pronounced word exists in the dialect of my city, but I'm not sure. I'll let you know if it does. 


ETA: Actually, it's a surname. Extremely rare, but it exists. Gadau.

[Sir GuitarCozmo]

Once again, I blank.  This week, alirocker!

[Sketchy]

What is your favourite type of cake?

What is the best type of cabbage for the destruction of zombies?

What medium do you most use for arting?

What will you do when the mutant-robot squid conquer the surface?

[Scorpion]

If you could, would you reverse-engineer a jellyfish from rat cells?

Also, how do you feel as one of the few females on an otherwisely sausage-festly message board?

[senecadawg2]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

10 years?

Who are your top 10 favorite British musicians/bands?