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Offline Azyiu

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3920 on: February 06, 2016, 10:24:08 PM »
A rocking Emu, lol!!  :lol

But that thing looks kind of fragile though.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3921 on: February 06, 2016, 10:50:34 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3922 on: February 08, 2016, 08:18:38 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3923 on: February 08, 2016, 10:03:12 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3924 on: February 08, 2016, 11:41:33 AM »
I kind of feel compelled to give that guy my money.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3925 on: February 08, 2016, 11:54:18 AM »
"I am a rich man born in a poor man's body" :rollin :rollin

Holy fuck, I love that dude.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3926 on: February 08, 2016, 12:18:32 PM »
Quote from: Zydar on February 08, 2016, 08:18:38 AM


I didn't know King had a side business.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3927 on: February 08, 2016, 12:25:30 PM »
I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile.  I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3928 on: February 08, 2016, 12:33:08 PM »
Quote from: kingshmegland on February 08, 2016, 12:25:30 PM
I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile.  I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol

 :lol

I told you I only charge $5 a word.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3929 on: February 08, 2016, 09:23:05 PM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on February 08, 2016, 12:33:08 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on February 08, 2016, 12:25:30 PM
I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile.  I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol

 :lol

I told you I only charge $5 a word.

My quoted rate to king was far lower than that, and my forum uptime is second to none.
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3930 on: February 08, 2016, 09:33:09 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on February 08, 2016, 09:23:05 PM
Quote from: Prog Snob on February 08, 2016, 12:33:08 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on February 08, 2016, 12:25:30 PM
I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile.  I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol

 :lol

I told you I only charge $5 a word.

My quoted rate to king was far lower than that, and my forum uptime is second to none.

If he wants the Walmart of the DTF, then let him pay cheap.  ;)
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3931 on: February 08, 2016, 09:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Prog Snob on February 08, 2016, 09:33:09 PM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on February 08, 2016, 09:23:05 PM
Quote from: Prog Snob on February 08, 2016, 12:33:08 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on February 08, 2016, 12:25:30 PM
I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile.  I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol

 :lol

I told you I only charge $5 a word.

My quoted rate to king was far lower than that, and my forum uptime is second to none.

If he wants the Walmart of the DTF, then let him pay cheap.  ;)

I've been around here a lot longer, and have thoroughly studied the language patterns of the king. You are not remotely qualified for the job. I can offer better rates because I don't have extraneous expenses associated with "life", but my work is second to none, sir.
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3932 on: February 08, 2016, 09:47:35 PM »
Quote from: BlobVanDam on February 08, 2016, 09:36:46 PM
Quote from: Prog Snob on February 08, 2016, 09:33:09 PM
Quote from: BlobVanDam on February 08, 2016, 09:23:05 PM
Quote from: Prog Snob on February 08, 2016, 12:33:08 PM
Quote from: kingshmegland on February 08, 2016, 12:25:30 PM
I'll let you know John that my reading skills are in the 98 percentile.  I just need an editor for my spelling skills which are a 68%. :lol

 :lol

I told you I only charge $5 a word.

My quoted rate to king was far lower than that, and my forum uptime is second to none.

If he wants the Walmart of the DTF, then let him pay cheap.  ;)

I've been around here a lot longer, and have thoroughly studied the language patterns of the king. You are not remotely qualified for the job. I can offer better rates because I don't have extraneous expenses associated with "life", but my work is second to none, sir.

You make it sound like you're translating from Sanskrit. :lol  Now I know you spend too much time here.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3933 on: February 08, 2016, 09:58:58 PM »
:lol I like to think of the chat thread as king's equivalent of the Rosetta Stone.
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Quote from: Kotowboy on February 12, 2016, 02:16:07 PM
Only King could mis-spell a LETTER.
Quote from: Mosh on November 12, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Yep. I think the only party in the MP/DT situation that hasn't moved on is DTF.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3934 on: February 08, 2016, 10:04:07 PM »
It's not helping. He should ask for his money back.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3935 on: February 09, 2016, 02:15:26 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3936 on: February 09, 2016, 07:05:12 AM »
Team members pose with Sheila (third from left), who led the $1.3M project, and also served as the model for its original concept and design.
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« Reply #3937 on: February 09, 2016, 07:22:01 AM »
 :metal Whole Lotta Rosie  :metal
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Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3938 on: February 09, 2016, 07:38:28 AM »
Now that's a bloody big Sheila !!!! :blob:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3939 on: February 09, 2016, 07:39:31 AM »
Now that's a big ass machine.
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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« Reply #3940 on: February 09, 2016, 09:54:05 AM »
 :lol Yea I kind of thought the picture would speak for itself....
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« Reply #3941 on: February 09, 2016, 10:34:34 PM »
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« Reply #3942 on: February 11, 2016, 07:33:10 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3943 on: February 12, 2016, 08:25:18 AM »
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From the ocean comes the notion that the realise lies in rhythm. The rhythm of vision is dancer, and when you dance you´re always on the one. From the looking comes to see, wondrous realise real eyes....

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« Reply #3944 on: February 13, 2016, 02:01:20 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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« Reply #3945 on: February 13, 2016, 04:04:19 AM »
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From the ocean comes the notion that the realise lies in rhythm. The rhythm of vision is dancer, and when you dance you´re always on the one. From the looking comes to see, wondrous realise real eyes....

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3946 on: February 13, 2016, 08:37:59 PM »
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« Reply #3947 on: February 14, 2016, 11:31:29 AM »
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« Reply #3948 on: February 14, 2016, 11:38:02 AM »


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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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« Reply #3949 on: February 14, 2016, 12:00:55 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3950 on: February 15, 2016, 12:38:07 AM »
Just Larry David being Larry David on why he quite SNL:

https://youtu.be/6CzJDIneKrw

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« Reply #3951 on: February 15, 2016, 04:21:46 AM »
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« Reply #3952 on: February 15, 2016, 06:52:35 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3953 on: February 15, 2016, 07:18:21 AM »
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Quote from: Odysseus on August 25, 2012, 04:03:44 AM
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3954 on: February 15, 2016, 07:30:33 AM »
#8 is just...what?
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