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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3885 on: February 04, 2016, 05:19:33 PM »
Wow, I didn't expect you to be anserine so soon.

And, yes, I DO know the difference between a duck and a goose, but if you have the wherewithal to have called me on it in the first place, it is only because you had to Google "anserine" to see what it means, SO SHUT UP!
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« Reply #3886 on: February 04, 2016, 05:22:07 PM »
When you called fowl, it ruffled my feathers Bosk.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3887 on: February 04, 2016, 05:39:05 PM »
All these duck puns are KHAKI

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« Reply #3888 on: February 04, 2016, 05:49:20 PM »
You all are Daffy

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« Reply #3889 on: February 04, 2016, 06:13:11 PM »
Anas about all we got for these puns.

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« Reply #3890 on: February 04, 2016, 06:54:13 PM »
Tio, Just dabbling in fowl humor

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« Reply #3891 on: February 05, 2016, 01:39:06 AM »
:JayOctavarium:
I just don't understand what they were trying to achieve with any part of the song, either individually or as a whole. You know what? It's the Platypus of Dream Theater songs. That bill doesn't go with that tail, or that strange little furry body, or those webbed feet, and oh god why does it have venomous spurs!? And then you find out it lays eggs too. The difference is that the Platypus is somehow functional despite being a crazy mishmash or leftover animal pieces

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« Reply #3892 on: February 05, 2016, 05:20:17 AM »
"Honey, what did you do at work today?"

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3893 on: February 05, 2016, 05:32:49 AM »
Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol
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« Reply #3894 on: February 05, 2016, 05:34:29 AM »
Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol

Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd read today.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3895 on: February 05, 2016, 05:35:31 AM »
Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol

Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd read today.

Oh come on, this is standard stuff in the day of Zydar. :zydar:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3896 on: February 05, 2016, 05:39:37 AM »
Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol

I posted the article in this thread a few weeks back. The story is beautiful.  :lol

I have no words...  :rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3897 on: February 05, 2016, 05:41:06 AM »
Oh, it's in Sweden too :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3898 on: February 05, 2016, 05:43:07 AM »
Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol

Now that's a sentence I never thought I'd read today.

Oh come on, this is standard stuff in the day of Zydar. :zydar:

So basically this guy goes home and tells his wife he rubbed out some cold dick? 

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« Reply #3899 on: February 05, 2016, 05:43:40 AM »
Now post a gif of the bigger penis they drew after people complained about it being removed. :lol

I posted the article in this thread a few weeks back. The story is beautiful.  :lol

I have no words...  :rollin

:lol I knew I'd read it recently, I just couldn't remember whether it was here, or on another site.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3900 on: February 05, 2016, 05:45:44 AM »
 :rollin

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3903 on: February 05, 2016, 06:59:24 AM »
Good god... that 'larger' penis I thought was in a concrete slab on first glance.  THAT would be magnificent.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3904 on: February 05, 2016, 08:04:56 AM »
Good god... that 'larger' penis I thought was in a concrete slab on first glance.  THAT would be magnificent.

That would have made it not only the largest penis, but also the most hard penis. :zydar:
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« Reply #3905 on: February 05, 2016, 08:21:14 AM »
Good god... that 'larger' penis I thought was in a concrete slab on first glance.  THAT would be magnificent.

That would have made it not only the largest penis, but also the most hard penis. :zydar:

I thought you Aussies spoke english  :lol
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« Reply #3906 on: February 05, 2016, 08:24:36 AM »
Good god... that 'larger' penis I thought was in a concrete slab on first glance.  THAT would be magnificent.

That would have made it not only the largest penis, but also the most hard penis. :zydar:

I thought you Aussies spoke english  :lol

Nothing wrong with what I said. I felt it worked better here than "hardest penis".


Wait, why am I justifying my grammar when describing a gigantic concrete penis anyway? :lol
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« Reply #3907 on: February 05, 2016, 08:28:36 AM »
While we're on the subject.

Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #3908 on: February 05, 2016, 08:36:27 AM »
 :lol

@blob: It would seem you like to talk about big hard rocky things... :eyebrows:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3909 on: February 05, 2016, 08:37:26 AM »
:lol

@blob: It would seem you like to talk about big hard rocky things... :eyebrows:

It's not just talk. :zydar:
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« Reply #3910 on: February 05, 2016, 08:39:34 AM »
Besides, Blob loves his mechanical penis.  More than meets the eye.
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« Reply #3911 on: February 05, 2016, 08:43:26 AM »
That's something that should never meet the eye...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3912 on: February 05, 2016, 08:44:45 AM »
:lol
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« Reply #3913 on: February 05, 2016, 08:46:30 AM »
Blob, can confirm from his hard drive that that indeed they meet the eyes. :lol
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« Reply #3914 on: February 05, 2016, 08:51:50 AM »
:thegoggles:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3916 on: February 05, 2016, 01:31:41 PM »
lol
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« Reply #3917 on: February 05, 2016, 01:38:22 PM »
 :lol 

Awesome

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #3918 on: February 06, 2016, 01:27:07 AM »



« Last Edit: February 06, 2016, 02:28:39 AM by Zydar »
Zydar is my new hero.  I just laughed so hard I nearly shat.

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« Reply #3919 on: February 06, 2016, 02:48:19 AM »
:lol I've actually never heard of a rocking emu until now, and I even live in a town with the word emu in the name. We have rocking horses.



But now I want a rocking emu.
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