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Offline puppyonacid

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #980 on: November 14, 2014, 03:15:06 AM »
There should be a "if you don't know I'm not going to tell you" in there somewhere.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #981 on: November 14, 2014, 05:23:47 AM »
Quote from: puppyonacid on November 14, 2014, 03:15:06 AM
There should be a "if you don't know I'm not going to tell you" in there somewhere.

That one is my favorite.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #982 on: November 14, 2014, 05:39:27 AM »
Quote from: puppyonacid on November 14, 2014, 03:15:06 AM
There should be a "if you don't know I'm not going to tell you" in there somewhere.

"If you really knew me, you wouldn't have to ask"
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #983 on: November 14, 2014, 06:43:26 AM »
Not to jump on the pile, but there is certainly an element of truth to that pic.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #984 on: November 14, 2014, 06:58:27 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #985 on: November 14, 2014, 07:29:18 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #986 on: November 14, 2014, 08:18:22 AM »
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Fucking seriously


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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #987 on: November 14, 2014, 08:55:08 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #988 on: November 14, 2014, 09:49:02 AM »
lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #989 on: November 14, 2014, 10:22:48 AM »
Okay, I think I get what's funny about that cartoon.  The girl wishes she could talk to ponies, but it turns out that ponies talk about really boring stuff and now she's bummed.

But what threw me off was the "9/11 conspiracy" angle.  One thing I've seen is the claim that burning jet fuel can't melt steel beams, therefore that "proves" that the whole thing was fake, or something.  The insides of those buildings had to have been thousands of degrees, and yes, hundreds of gallons of burning jet fuel (which is what you get when you crash a fully-loaded, fully-fueled 747 into a skyscraper) will melt pretty much anything.

So that's not the part that supposed to be funny, right?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #990 on: November 14, 2014, 10:24:29 AM »
When she can finally realize her dream of talking to ponies, she finds out they just talk about stupid crap like conspiracy theories. 
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #991 on: November 14, 2014, 10:32:49 AM »
Ah, I like that!  So it's not about the conspiracy theories themselves, it's that ponies want to talk about dumb stuff.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #992 on: November 14, 2014, 10:34:01 AM »
Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #993 on: November 14, 2014, 10:48:11 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on November 14, 2014, 10:34:01 AM
Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.

Or whether the comic strip is funny or not.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #994 on: November 14, 2014, 10:50:31 AM »
Nah, it's funny, I was just wondering if I was missing something.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #995 on: November 14, 2014, 11:06:53 AM »
Quote from: lonestar on November 14, 2014, 10:34:01 AM
Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #996 on: November 14, 2014, 11:26:26 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #997 on: November 14, 2014, 11:30:47 AM »
So, How about that Kevin Moore ?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #998 on: November 14, 2014, 11:31:20 AM »
Haven't seen that one in a while! Good times...








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« Reply #999 on: November 14, 2014, 11:56:37 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1000 on: November 14, 2014, 05:00:19 PM »
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 14, 2014, 11:06:53 AM
Quote from: lonestar on November 14, 2014, 10:34:01 AM
Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.



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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1001 on: November 14, 2014, 05:07:40 PM »
Quote from: rumborak on November 14, 2014, 05:00:19 PM
Quote from: hefdaddy42 on November 14, 2014, 11:06:53 AM
Quote from: lonestar on November 14, 2014, 10:34:01 AM
Exactly, if the ponies were DTFers, they'd be still arguing about whether Portnoy will come back or not.



You know, that has so far been my longest-lasting impact on the internet :lol
(for the noobs here, I created that pic, many many eons ago)

And I fell into that trap the first time I met you. :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1002 on: November 14, 2014, 05:20:34 PM »
It's not a trap. It's salvation! :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1003 on: November 14, 2014, 05:41:05 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1004 on: November 14, 2014, 05:46:10 PM »
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« Reply #1005 on: November 16, 2014, 02:57:41 AM »
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« Reply #1006 on: November 16, 2014, 03:46:03 AM »
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« Reply #1007 on: November 16, 2014, 05:32:24 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1008 on: November 16, 2014, 05:50:52 PM »
Seriously. A baby has nothing in it that would cause a microwave to smoke more quickly than any normal food.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1009 on: November 16, 2014, 06:01:59 PM »
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Seriously. A baby has nothing in it that would cause a microwave to smoke more quickly than any normal food.

Are you saying that babies are not considered normal food?

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1010 on: November 16, 2014, 06:55:59 PM »
Also, if he "just" put it in, why is it smoking already?  Babies take a while to reach ignition point, longer still to start smoking.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1011 on: November 16, 2014, 08:06:08 PM »
Quote from: Orbert on November 16, 2014, 06:55:59 PM
Also, if he "just" put it in, why is it smoking already?  Babies take a while to reach ignition point, longer still to start smoking.

The artist must have taken creative liberties to make it instantly apparent that something is in the microwave. That kind of lack of scientific accuracy is disgusting. Yes, I'm calling this image disgusting, based on scientific principles. :neverusethis:
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1012 on: November 16, 2014, 08:29:02 PM »
What if the baby had something metal on it? Diaper pin perhaps? Wouldn't that spark, and possibly ignite the baby's clothing?

Edit: Do diaper pins even exist anymore? :rollin Though he has a rotary dial telephone so diaper pins were certainly in use at the time depicted.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1013 on: November 16, 2014, 08:39:20 PM »
That's some good thinking. But why does his microwave door open the wrong way? :getoffmylawn:
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« Reply #1014 on: November 16, 2014, 08:56:05 PM »
Because he's blind.
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