Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
Big Trouble in Little China just may be the finest film ever produced.
Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president.