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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.insert number here.
« Reply #1400 on: January 16, 2015, 09:05:18 PM »
Oscar is awesome!  Much silliness, much fun.

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« Reply #1401 on: January 16, 2015, 09:09:06 PM »
Tango and cash or GTFO.


If we are talking about fun 80's movies, I'll go with "Big Trouble In Little China".
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« Reply #1402 on: January 16, 2015, 09:13:47 PM »
Tango and Cash is great, and so is Big Trouble in Little China.

Fun fact:  Walt Disney's last words were "Kurt Russell."  No one, not even Kurt Russell, knows why.

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« Reply #1403 on: January 16, 2015, 09:16:37 PM »
Seriously? I never knew that. :lol

One 80's movie I loves yet it's not a good movie is "Better Off Dead".
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« Reply #1404 on: January 16, 2015, 09:23:43 PM »
Seriously.  I read that somewhere just recently.  It was on the Internet.  It must be true.

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« Reply #1405 on: January 16, 2015, 09:54:54 PM »
Tango and Cash is great, and so is Big Trouble in Little China.

Fun fact:  Walt Disney's last words were "Kurt Russell."  No one, not even Kurt Russell, knows why.

Big Trouble in Little China!!!  SUCH an awesome movie!!! 

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« Reply #1406 on: January 17, 2015, 02:28:28 AM »
Tango and Cash is great, and so is Big Trouble in Little China.

Fun fact:  Walt Disney's last words were "Kurt Russell."  No one, not even Kurt Russell, knows why.

Big Trouble in Little China!!!  SUCH an awesome movie!!

(I never get to watch it any more cause my wife hates it)    :mehlin

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Wow that's a movie I haven't heard in years. Nostalgia alert!
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« Reply #1407 on: January 17, 2015, 04:51:33 AM »
He was in Deathproof. Tarantino movie - which I enjoyed and Kurt Russell was great. That was 2007. No that long I guess but long enough to ask "where is he now?"

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« Reply #1408 on: January 17, 2015, 05:38:50 AM »
Hmm might have seen that actually, can't remember but will rewatch it anyway.
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« Reply #1409 on: January 17, 2015, 06:26:20 AM »
Death Proof is one of the worst movies ever made.

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« Reply #1410 on: January 17, 2015, 06:30:09 AM »
Death Proof is one of the worst movies ever made.

I only caught the last half hour or so of the movie, but my experience would back up that opinion. I just don't "get" Tarantino.
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« Reply #1411 on: January 17, 2015, 06:41:31 AM »
Death Proof is one of the worst movies ever made.

I only caught the last half hour or so of the movie, but my experience would back up that opinion. I just don't "get" Tarantino.

It's *easily* the worst Tarantino movie. But it's also one of the worst things i've ever sat through. I was waiting for a good fun car chase - which is like 10 minutes at the end of a two hour movie with everyone - I mean *EVERYONE* talking in that Tarantino voice with the stupid dialogue. **

It's horrible.




** kinda reminds me of Gervais & Merchant's Life's Too Short where every character just speaks like Ricky Gervais because they don't know how to do characters.

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« Reply #1412 on: January 17, 2015, 06:47:43 AM »
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« Reply #1413 on: January 17, 2015, 07:35:03 AM »
Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

Big Trouble in Little China just may be the finest film ever produced.

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« Reply #1414 on: January 17, 2015, 10:31:01 AM »
Wasn't sure where to put this, but I ran across it on another site and had to share.

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« Reply #1416 on: January 17, 2015, 03:03:36 PM »
^ :lol .

Looks like a Gary Larson drawing.

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« Reply #1418 on: January 17, 2015, 03:24:28 PM »


I was bowling a while back and I saw this on the scoreboard for the lane next to me. Thought it would make a great title for an action movie.

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« Reply #1420 on: January 17, 2015, 05:56:20 PM »
^ :lol .

Looks like a Gary Larson drawing.

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« Reply #1421 on: January 17, 2015, 11:21:04 PM »
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« Reply #1423 on: January 18, 2015, 07:07:04 AM »
The story of the A-10 and that gun is actually quite a good one. It really is an incredible impressive gun. My dad brought one of the shell casings back with him after he was in the air force, and when you think of how many of those gigantic rounds that things could spit out in moments, it's ridiculous.
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« Reply #1424 on: January 18, 2015, 09:00:26 AM »
I fly the A-10 in both DCS and ARMA (Games) which of course is just....games but in especially arma there's mods that makes it as authentic as it can be. Nothing better than to feel the floor rumbling from my subwoofer when you fire the gatling gun, even in the game the sound is intimidating.
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« Reply #1426 on: January 19, 2015, 11:26:28 AM »
The answer is: "Because we can"


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« Reply #1427 on: January 19, 2015, 11:53:10 AM »
Looks like something from Rick Nielsen's collection.
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« Reply #1428 on: January 19, 2015, 12:10:34 PM »
Or Bill Bailey's
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« Reply #1430 on: January 19, 2015, 11:06:47 PM »
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« Reply #1431 on: January 20, 2015, 12:09:27 AM »
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« Reply #1432 on: January 20, 2015, 01:18:26 AM »
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« Reply #1433 on: January 22, 2015, 08:45:37 AM »
The A-10 is one of the single most badass pieces of machinery ever made.  By my understanding, you could blow a considerable portion of that plane to pieces and it will still make it back to base.
















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« Reply #1434 on: January 22, 2015, 11:16:59 AM »
lol well damn.
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