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Death Pigeons! A Tick Halloween horror present for you!
« on: October 29, 2016, 01:15:05 PM »
DEATH PIGEONS!


They hide in the shadows ready to crap and eat flesh!


They are willing to harm little girls for blood!

Even if all the little shit wants to do is feed them


NEVER look one in the eye! They have Bella Lugosi power!

The only one on the planet who can save us is Juan the soccer hooligan!!!!


BUT...only if he can get past the evil pigeon master Mike Tyson!


In the end Hooligan Juan always wins!




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Re: Death Pigeons! A Tick Halloween horror present for you!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2016, 01:59:27 AM »
Lovely!! Bravo! :metal
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Re: Death Pigeons! A Tick Halloween horror present for you!
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2016, 04:08:53 AM »
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Must've been Kwyji sending all the wrong songs.   ;D

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Re: Death Pigeons! A Tick Halloween horror present for you!
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2016, 05:54:32 AM »
Death Pigeons 2 "Carnage and Crap"

Coming October 2017!
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Re: Death Pigeons! A Tick Halloween horror present for you!
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2016, 10:15:35 AM »
I've told this story before.
Short version - Quebec City Canada.
Terrible pigeon problem in the old historic tourist part
City attempts to kill off the pigeons.
Animal loonies cry er...fowl.
City capitulates.
Then time goes by, City builds large housing structure for the pigeons.
Feeds them, houses them, cleans the structure, provides nesting material.
Animal loonies applaud City. Pigeons congregate in one spot, but will still flock to tourist parts of town
at their leisure.
Next there are less pigeons.
Year after there are less pigeons.
Animal loonies grow suspicious, but there are no dead pigeons. Food isn't poisonous.
Year after there are no pigeons. Structure is removed by City.

.....City discloses pigeon food laced with birth control.

City wins.
Take care everyone - Bet you all didn't even notice I was gone.

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