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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6510 on: December 15, 2021, 05:21:42 PM »
Is that Mr Lowdz I see giving it to the Frontiers bosses on Facebook?   :lol

I deduct 1 point for not using the phrase "softcock shit" , so my rating is 9/10
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6511 on: December 15, 2021, 07:06:30 PM »
Is that Mr Lowdz I see giving it to the Frontiers bosses on Facebook?   :lol

I deduct 1 point for not using the phrase "softcock shit" , so my rating is 9/10

Lol WTF, tell me more!
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6512 on: December 15, 2021, 08:41:44 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/frontiersmusicsrl/posts/4632682810121067


Del Vicciona has a new stable mate.......the well might finally be running dry :)
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6513 on: December 15, 2021, 09:11:27 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/frontiersmusicsrl/posts/4632682810121067


Del Vicciona has a new stable mate.......the well might finally be running dry :)

Is he the Italian Desmond Child? Sure sounds like it.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6514 on: December 15, 2021, 09:15:44 PM »
Frontiers punches out many albums a year. I hear Elio and Serafino are less than kind humans to put it nicely.

Alessandro Del Vecchio and I'm pretty sure Simone Mularoni are on a retainer for them to do a lot of the writing and production for them. This is why a lot of the releases are starting to sound the same. I love a lot of their stuff but its getting watered down.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6515 on: December 16, 2021, 04:06:14 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/frontiersmusicsrl/posts/4632682810121067


Del Vicciona has a new stable mate.......the well might finally be running dry :)

Bah!  Don't have Facebook so can't see it.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6516 on: December 16, 2021, 04:08:05 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/frontiersmusicsrl/posts/4632682810121067


Del Vicciona has a new stable mate.......the well might finally be running dry :)

Is he the Italian Desmond Child? Sure sounds like it.

Didn't Desmond Child write some good songs though?
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6517 on: December 16, 2021, 04:22:06 AM »
Frontiers punches out many albums a year. I hear Elio and Serafino are less than kind humans to put it nicely.

Alessandro Del Vecchio and I'm pretty sure Simone Mularoni are on a retainer for them to do a lot of the writing and production for them. This is why a lot of the releases are starting to sound the same. I love a lot of their stuff but its getting watered down.

They have done this all along really.  Magnus Karlsson, Erik Martensson, Daniel Flores, Timor Tolkki even, Dennis Ward, Robert Sall, there have always had a pretty decent roster rotating the songwriters but they seemed to have a few more quality ones back in the day sharing the load.  Those two you mentioned are the two big ones but Del Vicchio just doesn't fucking go away!
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6518 on: December 16, 2021, 04:31:59 AM »
Speaking of Magnus;

https://youtu.be/HUiNPFr0fg8

New Ferrymen.  This one is pretty nice.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6519 on: December 16, 2021, 07:50:23 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/frontiersmusicsrl/posts/4632682810121067


Del Vicciona has a new stable mate.......the well might finally be running dry :)

#I got into a bit of a spat with them on Facebook when I criticised this yesterday. I held back my reply and rewrote if several times. thought better of posting what I wanted to say.

They must have drained Del Veccio's back catalogue. They cited the example of Desmond Child writing with bands to me  :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #6520 on: December 16, 2021, 07:54:27 AM »
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Del Vicciona has a new stable mate.......the well might finally be running dry :)

Bah!  Don't have Facebook so can't see it.

Just give in. It's not even trendy now - so my kids tell me!

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6521 on: December 16, 2021, 10:21:03 AM »
Frontiers punches out many albums a year. I hear Elio and Serafino are less than kind humans to put it nicely.

Alessandro Del Vecchio and I'm pretty sure Simone Mularoni are on a retainer for them to do a lot of the writing and production for them. This is why a lot of the releases are starting to sound the same. I love a lot of their stuff but its getting watered down.

They have done this all along really.  Magnus Karlsson, Erik Martensson, Daniel Flores, Timor Tolkki even, Dennis Ward, Robert Sall, there have always had a pretty decent roster rotating the songwriters but they seemed to have a few more quality ones back in the day sharing the load.  Those two you mentioned are the two big ones but Del Vicchio just doesn't fucking go away!

Very true actually. They really put out some kick ass albums but some just sound sterile and uninspired.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6522 on: December 16, 2021, 10:34:30 AM »
Speaking of Magnus;

https://youtu.be/HUiNPFr0fg8

New Ferrymen.  This one is pretty nice.

Magnus + Ronnie is always gonna be a win for me.  Sounded about as good as the last album - which I haven't gone back to much, tbh.  I should remedy that.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6523 on: December 16, 2021, 01:15:52 PM »
I see there is a new album from Murder Of My Sweet, and strangely it’s a sequel to another band’s album - the very great Mind’s Eye album A Gentleman’s Hurricane. how very prog… the link is songwriter, drummer, keyboard player, producer Daniel Flores.

Apparently it follows the daughter of the hitman from the first album.

https://youtu.be/O0OcjtEih4o

Just coming back to this one.  It dropped recently.  Really nice musically, but I don't think it fits with the vocalist from Murder of My Sweet.  She's just a little too ... plain?  Uninteresting?  I don't know the right description.  She's not bad, but just doesn't click for me.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6524 on: December 16, 2021, 02:09:45 PM »
I see there is a new album from Murder Of My Sweet, and strangely it’s a sequel to another band’s album - the very great Mind’s Eye album A Gentleman’s Hurricane. how very prog… the link is songwriter, drummer, keyboard player, producer Daniel Flores.

Apparently it follows the daughter of the hitman from the first album.

https://youtu.be/O0OcjtEih4o

Just coming back to this one.  It dropped recently.  Really nice musically, but I don't think it fits with the vocalist from Murder of My Sweet.  She's just a little too ... plain?  Uninteresting?  I don't know the right description.  She's not bad, but just doesn't click for me.

Jingle Balls, I think this is their best album. I love Mind's Eye so I'm sure that factors in.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6525 on: December 16, 2021, 02:30:42 PM »
Jingle Balls. :rollin
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6526 on: December 16, 2021, 02:50:16 PM »
Jingle Balls. :rollin

That's what they do this time of year!

Glasser ... It probably is their best album, but given my absolute love for A Gentlemen's Hurricane, I'm felt a little let down with the vocals on this one.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6527 on: December 16, 2021, 02:58:28 PM »
Jingle Balls. :rollin

That's what they do this time of year!

Glasser ... It probably is their best album, but given my absolute love for A Gentlemen's Hurricane, I'm felt a little let down with the vocals on this one.

From that perspective I completely agree. I compare it to the other Murder of my Sweet albums. I wish Mind's Eye did a follow up.

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6528 on: December 16, 2021, 03:39:47 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/frontiersmusicsrl/posts/4632682810121067


Del Vicciona has a new stable mate.......the well might finally be running dry :)

#I got into a bit of a spat with them on Facebook when I criticised this yesterday. I held back my reply and rewrote if several times. thought better of posting what I wanted to say.

They must have drained Del Veccio's back catalogue. They cited the example of Desmond Child writing with bands to me  :lol :lol :lol

Criticised what?  Tell me dammit!!
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6529 on: December 16, 2021, 04:23:37 PM »
https://www.facebook.com/frontiersmusicsrl/posts/4632682810121067


Del Vicciona has a new stable mate.......the well might finally be running dry :)

#I got into a bit of a spat with them on Facebook when I criticised this yesterday. I held back my reply and rewrote if several times. thought better of posting what I wanted to say.

They must have drained Del Veccio's back catalogue. They cited the example of Desmond Child writing with bands to me  :lol :lol :lol

Criticised what?  Tell me dammit!!

It's on Facebook.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6530 on: December 16, 2021, 04:29:40 PM »
 :facepalm:
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6531 on: December 16, 2021, 04:30:32 PM »
 :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6532 on: December 17, 2021, 02:20:04 AM »
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Del Vicciona has a new stable mate.......the well might finally be running dry :)

#I got into a bit of a spat with them on Facebook when I criticised this yesterday. I held back my reply and rewrote if several times. thought better of posting what I wanted to say.

They must have drained Del Veccio's back catalogue. They cited the example of Desmond Child writing with bands to me  :lol :lol :lol

Criticised what?  Tell me dammit!!

Adding another staff writer to churn out generic shite for the likes of Issa, Giant etc.
You would have known if you weren't such a luddite!  :lol :lol

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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6533 on: December 17, 2021, 04:41:56 AM »
Screw you bullies, I just checked the website!

Italian pop writer, X Factor, WTF?!  :facepalm:

Good lord!
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6534 on: December 17, 2021, 05:45:42 AM »
Screw you bullies, I just checked the website!

Italian pop writer, X Factor, WTF?!  :facepalm:

Good lord!

But he's the new Desmond Child!! ;)

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« Reply #6535 on: December 17, 2021, 08:18:56 AM »
:facepalm: :facepalm:

I'm with you, man. No Facebook here. No MySpace either. I don't participate in social media at all. I have a private Twitter solely to get news from various musicians. Never posted on it.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6536 on: December 17, 2021, 09:12:01 AM »
Screw you bullies, I just checked the website!

Italian pop writer, X Factor, WTF?!  :facepalm:

Good lord!

But he's the new Desmond Child!! ;)

At least Desmond Child has worked with some of the bigger rock acts and some of his tunes are actually good.

Oh, and you can read Paul comments just fine if you follow the link. Don't have to have a facebook account.
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« Reply #6537 on: December 17, 2021, 06:56:13 PM »
I can see the page on my PC but not on my phone, weird.

Ah ha, I see the Desmond Child reference!  :lol
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« Reply #6538 on: December 17, 2021, 09:13:08 PM »
Guess we all went the Desmond Child route.  :lol

I didn't see his comments at all. I just got a Desmond vibe when reading about the guy. Great minds think alike!
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6539 on: December 17, 2021, 11:43:07 PM »
Guess we all went the Desmond Child route.  :lol

I didn't see his comments at all. I just got a Desmond vibe when reading about the guy. Great minds think alike!

Ha!  Outstanding!  :lol
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6540 on: January 18, 2022, 02:10:37 PM »
https://youtu.be/OHkesx0e9g4

Latest from Frontiers. It’s come to this. That is as cliched, bland and uninspired as the song title itself. Is there a band that hasn’t done a song called In The Heat Of The Night? If there is, they probably come from where I live where it’s pretty much never hot in the night! 😁

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« Reply #6541 on: January 18, 2022, 03:40:03 PM »
You know what Paul, I sampled that the other night because the generic nature of the title and it was so cliche and generic, I actually didn't mind it.  I'm not sure why though but thought it was better than most if the shut they've been putting out.  Call me crazy.

I will add, the last few nights over here have been hot as hell.  Its too hot to sleep.
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Re: The official Frontiers Softcock Shit thread
« Reply #6542 on: January 18, 2022, 03:43:09 PM »
  Call me crazy.





You know what Paul, I sampled that the other night because the generic nature of the title and it was so cliche and generic, I actually didn't mind it.  I'm not sure why though but thought it was better than most if the shit they've been putting out. 

That makes two of us.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
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« Reply #6543 on: January 18, 2022, 03:55:12 PM »
Really Tim?  I don't believe it!
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« Reply #6544 on: January 18, 2022, 03:56:12 PM »
I've heard way worse. The dude had a little Coverdale in his voice.
would have thought the same thing but seeing the OP was TAC i immediately thought Maiden or DT related
Winger Theater Forums........or WTF.  ;D
TAC got a higher score than me in the electronic round? Honestly, can I just drop out now? :lol