The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[Orbert]

I've never heard of a chicken flat.

I have sometimes referred to the "drum" section as a "mini-drumstick", but the flat section is just the "wing".  I prefer the "drum" simply because it's easier and faster than working around the two little skinny bones in the flat section.  When you're dealing with tiny little pieces of chicken, getting more into your mouth per second is important.  Give me a plate of actual thighs or drumsticks any time.









Still not sure what any of this has to do with corn flakes or Neil Peart.   

[pg1067]

Man, I'm sorry.  I thought you'd all get it.  LOL

Some of us did 

I got it, but, honestly, discussing chicken wings was more interesting.   

BTW...now seems to be a good time to (re-) post this link:  https://youtu.be/cAV8bdsnDDc?si=zzUsRaZ_2EmR92cC

[King Postwhore]

Boneless chicken wings ban. 

[jingle.boy]

Man, I'm sorry.  I thought you'd all get it.  LOL

Some of us did 

I got it, but, honestly, discussing chicken wings was more interesting.   

BTW...now seems to be a good time to (re-) post this link:  https://youtu.be/cAV8bdsnDDc?si=zzUsRaZ_2EmR92cC

Oh yes!  Classic!!!!

"Saucy Nugs"

[Jamesman42]

Man, I'm sorry.  I thought you'd all get it.  LOL

Today was my first of a few days off by myself and I ordered wings from a local pizza place. Reaffirmed my love of flats. They are just more consistent with the meat tenderness and skin crispiness.

[lonestar]

Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece .  I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon

Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)

[Indiscipline]

I got the meme, but only because it reminded me of a Ronald Reagan joke about drumsticks and chickens with three legs, and now I'm worried about the stupid random way my brain retains information and manages it at 3 AM.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece .  I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon

Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)

100% this!

[TAC]

Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece .  I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon

Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)

Am I the only one that thinks when I stick my tongue between those two bones it reminds me of...well...you know...

[Indiscipline]

And vice versa?

[lonestar]

Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece .  I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon

Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)

Am I the only one that thinks when I stick my tongue between those two bones it reminds me of...well...you know...

Holy fuck that's a visual I didn't need...

[TAC]

Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece .  I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon

Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)

Am I the only one that thinks when I stick my tongue between those two bones it reminds me of...well...you know...

Holy fuck that's a visual I didn't need...

Speaking of proper technique.

And vice versa?

Hell no!

[jingle.boy]

Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece .  I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon

Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)

Just order chicken nuggies then!

[jammindude]

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

 

[lonestar]

Around here, we call them the big/good piece and the small/crap piece .  I may have heard them referred to flats/drums, but it's not common in the Canadian lexicon

Anyone who refers to the flat as the 'small crap piece' doesn't know how to eat them. With proper technique, they're amazing. (and I'm not talking about how to cook them, but how to eat them, with a quick twist of the cartilage at the end, you can seamlessly pull both bones out, and have a spectacular boneless bite of chicken)

Just order chicken nuggies then!

But then there's no skin, and it's all lame ass white meat at best.

[jingle.boy]

you forgot to put "" around "meat".   

[ReaperKK]

Yes but they are different types. Flats > Drums

Agree

[Cool Chris]

Introvert memes are my new favorite thing.

[TAC]

STFU are words to live by!

[lonestar]

Totally stealing that second one.

[King Postwhore]

[pg1067]

[hefdaddy42]

lol

[DragonAttack]

‘Roger, Over’😉

[jingle.boy]

‘Roger, Over’😉

Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.

[Orbert]

[King Postwhore]

‘Roger, Over’😉

Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.

No. You pulled a Tim.

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

‘Roger, Over’😉

Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.

No. You pulled a Tim.

Yeah, wow...

[King Postwhore]

I'm so happy right now! 

[TAC]

Love it, and yes, I get it! 

[King Postwhore]

Come on, Tim. Admit it. Chad pulled a you.

[jingle.boy]

‘Roger, Over’😉

Please tell me this was a King-esque typo, or auto correct.

No. You pulled a Tim.

Yeah, wow...

I guess I was expecting “Roger, Roger”

[King Postwhore]

This pleases me to no end.

[Cool Chris]

Awesome! Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!