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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2765 on: June 21, 2023, 09:46:01 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2766 on: June 24, 2023, 08:11:01 PM »
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2767 on: June 24, 2023, 08:14:58 PM »
:lol, reminds me of this:

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2768 on: June 24, 2023, 08:16:28 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2769 on: July 07, 2023, 07:43:14 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2770 on: July 07, 2023, 09:20:24 PM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2771 on: July 08, 2023, 09:07:34 AM »
The caption read: "The 90's were the best"

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2772 on: July 08, 2023, 11:51:06 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2773 on: July 11, 2023, 08:37:41 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2774 on: July 11, 2023, 09:25:05 AM »
Bizarre, random, and made me chuckle.  4 out of 5 stars.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2775 on: July 11, 2023, 09:36:40 AM »
I have NO idea what this one means.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2776 on: July 11, 2023, 09:45:55 AM »
Sounds like you’re not forklift certified.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2777 on: July 11, 2023, 09:53:39 AM »
Quote from: Metropolaris on July 11, 2023, 09:45:55 AM
Sounds like you’re not forklift certified.

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2778 on: July 11, 2023, 10:56:01 AM »
<---- Forklift certified and ready for action.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2779 on: July 11, 2023, 01:52:57 PM »
Not that kind of fork!
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2780 on: July 11, 2023, 02:10:22 PM »
Today I had a salad for lunch, and I used a fork to lift every forkfull to my mouth.


Disclaimer: I am not forklift certified.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2781 on: July 12, 2023, 05:45:03 PM »
I'm pretty good with a pallet jack... watch your women.   :hat
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2782 on: July 12, 2023, 06:00:25 PM »
I have 4 forklifts I'm in charge of. Like my bitches.
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.” - Bob Newhart
So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2783 on: July 12, 2023, 06:04:39 PM »
Pfft.....I don't need a forklift, I carry the shit by hand.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2784 on: July 12, 2023, 06:49:06 PM »
Quote from: wolfking on July 12, 2023, 06:04:39 PM
Pfft.....I don't need a forklift, I carry the shit by hand.


Built up strength carrying that insanely heavy metal collection around all your life, huh?
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2785 on: July 12, 2023, 06:52:10 PM »
Quote from: lonestar on July 12, 2023, 06:49:06 PM
Quote from: wolfking on July 12, 2023, 06:04:39 PM
Pfft.....I don't need a forklift, I carry the shit by hand.


Built up strength carrying that insanely heavy metal collection around all your life, huh?

 :lol

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2786 on: July 13, 2023, 01:08:02 PM »
Quote from: ZKX-2099 on July 12, 2023, 05:45:03 PM
I'm pretty good with a pallet jack... watch your women.   :hat
Seems like I ask somebody this about once a year, but have you been around this whole time and I didn't notice?


Also, I'm kind of old and out of shape, but I'd challenge anybody in this forum to a pallet jack race and beat the hell out of them.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2787 on: July 13, 2023, 01:16:17 PM »
Riding them El Barto or endurance, picking up a loaded pallet to haul?


Edit:  Either way, I'd hurt myself.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2788 on: July 13, 2023, 01:38:15 PM »
Quote from: Kinger on July 13, 2023, 01:16:17 PM
Riding them El Barto or endurance, picking up a loaded pallet to haul?


Edit:  Either way, I'd hurt myself.
Strictly riding them. I was great at it. Though I was pretty good at maneuvering them, too.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2789 on: July 13, 2023, 01:43:55 PM »
Quote from: El Barto on July 13, 2023, 01:38:15 PM
Quote from: Kinger on July 13, 2023, 01:16:17 PM
Riding them El Barto or endurance, picking up a loaded pallet to haul?


Edit:  Either way, I'd hurt myself.
Strictly riding them. I was great at it. Though I was pretty good at maneuvering them, too.

I think I've lost those sharp motor skills I had in my youth.  I recently was playing wiffleball and my hand/eye coordination was terrible.
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So wait, we're spelling it wrong and king is spelling it right? What is going on here? :lol -- BlobVanDam
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2790 on: July 15, 2023, 10:35:56 PM »
I should visit this thread more often than I do. And I’m sorry if this has been posted before. But I saw this a little while ago and it’s been six hours now and I still haven’t stopped laughing. I hope the link works.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CurU14Rtith/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2791 on: July 16, 2023, 08:26:15 AM »
Quote from: jammindude on July 15, 2023, 10:35:56 PM
I should visit this thread more often than I do. And I’m sorry if this has been posted before. But I saw this a little while ago and it’s been six hours now and I still haven’t stopped laughing. I hope the link works.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CurU14Rtith/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Lol that's a good one, love that type of video  :lol

Heres one

https://youtube.com/shorts/MKlZOZcqQ6E?feature=share
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2792 on: July 16, 2023, 09:50:38 AM »
Quote from: Vmadera00 on July 16, 2023, 08:26:15 AM
Quote from: jammindude on July 15, 2023, 10:35:56 PM
I should visit this thread more often than I do. And I’m sorry if this has been posted before. But I saw this a little while ago and it’s been six hours now and I still haven’t stopped laughing. I hope the link works.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CurU14Rtith/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Lol that's a good one, love that type of video  :lol

Heres one

https://youtube.com/shorts/MKlZOZcqQ6E?feature=share
:rollin
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2793 on: July 18, 2023, 10:04:50 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2794 on: July 18, 2023, 10:09:01 AM »
Slight groan, then a slight chuckle.
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2795 on: July 18, 2023, 10:09:45 AM »
I booed
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2796 on: July 18, 2023, 10:17:54 AM »
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2797 on: July 18, 2023, 02:19:44 PM »
I love these dad jokes.  ;D
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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2798 on: July 18, 2023, 02:32:30 PM »
Wish #2...

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Re: The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught
« Reply #2799 on: July 18, 2023, 06:58:04 PM »
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