The post funny stuff thread v.Aleph-naught

[lonestar]

Norm McDonald had the best roast.

When they roasted Drew Carrey I basically pissed myself laughing for an hour straight.... "You look like Barney Rubble and Barney Fife had a baby....and then peed on it"......"I wouldn't fuck you with Bea Aurthur's dick"

[Harmony]

Jeffrey Ross is rivaled only by Don Rickles (the master) in terms of insult comedy.

Haha - I was listening to Fly On the Wall podcast yesterday and Jay Leno was the guest.  He was telling all sorts of stories about famous comedians on The Tonight Show and Rickles was his favorite.  It is always interesting when 3 famous comedians get together to dish about other comedians.  Great podcast.

[Lonk]

[Cool Chris]

Haha - I was listening to Fly On the Wall podcast yesterday and Jay Leno was the guest.  He was telling all sorts of stories about famous comedians on The Tonight Show and Rickles was his favorite.

Stumbled on a YouTube clip the other day of Sinatra on with Carson, and Rickles comes out (presumably without them knowing about it ahead of time), and wastes no time joking about Sinatra's mob connections, absolutely killing (pun intended) Sinatra and Carson.

I haven't watched any of those celeb roasts in years, but Jeffrey Ross and Greg Giraldo were, in my mind, light years ahead of the other participants.

[wolfking]

Holy shit!! 

[Zydar]

[hefdaddy42]

 

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

[hefdaddy42]

Alright, this is a 25 minute video, so it involves a significant time investment.

But I'm telling you, this is the greatest video ever recorded.  I suppose it helps if you are old enough to remember when Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire while filming a Pepsi commercial, but if not, this video goes over the historical details.

This video's greatness cannot be described.  It can only be experienced.

Michael Jackson on Fire Diorama

[King Puppies and the Acid Guppies]

Alright, this is a 25 minute video, so it involves a significant time investment.

But I'm telling you, this is the greatest video ever recorded.  I suppose it helps if you are old enough to remember when Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire while filming a Pepsi commercial, but if not, this video goes over the historical details.

This video's greatness cannot be described.  It can only be experienced.

Michael Jackson on Fire Diorama

This guys deadpan humor is on point.

[Orbert]

"Seek not revenge through your penis, for penises should never be served cold."

[Podaar]

That was so odd, it was strangely uplifting. 

[hefdaddy42]

 

I'm so glad you guys watched!

[Orbert]

Not my usual thing, but oddly compelling.  And I'm still not sure whether it was serious, satire, or what.  Obviously the guy put a lot of work into it and was serious about what he was doing.  But WTF was he doing?

[Stadler]

"Ho Jesus; look at the state of my fingers. It's like watching a hobo's colonoscopy." 

This is fascinating, captivating and hilarious.   

(There's some really subtle stuff in there; look at about 12:57, he runs the base through the table saw, then then next scene there's a bandaid on his finger...)

[lonestar]

[Zydar]

[faizoff]

Paint one made me giggle like the nerd I am.

[Stadler]

Paint one made me giggle like the nerd I am.

Yeah, me too. That one is very clever. 

[Orbert]

Paint one is the only one I didn't get. 

[pg1067]

Paint one is the only one I didn't get. 

MS (Microsoft) Paint... Ms. Paint.   

[Orbert]

Ugh.  I get it, but now I don't want to.

Also, is that Wil Wheaton?

[El Barto]

Also, is that Wil Wheaton?

I don't know, but he's clearly ogling her palette.

[pg1067]

Ugh.  I get it, but now I don't want to.

Also, is that Wil Wheaton?

[cramx3]

That first one is me minus being a Dad 

[King Postwhore]

[pg1067]

Nah...JC had a wicked crossover.

"And lo, the Lord did crosseth over on the wicked."  Xanadu 21:12.

[King Postwhore]

 

[Lonk]

 

[Stadler]

That first one is me minus being a Dad 

See, that's my wife; she falls asleep, I keep doing the "look over" and at a certain point I change the channel - my excuse is "so we can watch it together when you're awake!" - to something else, or to my video game.  Problem is, she hears the beep for the PS4 turning on like it was an alarm on a Brinks truck and wakes right up.   (So I've taken to turning on the console earlier...  crafty!)

[Zydar]

[cramx3]

  at wales

[Zydar]

at wales

Yeah, I've seen it before and it always cracks me up

[Lonk]

The eye test one 

[pg1067]

Anything relating to wine tasting is funny.  I wouldn't know a "hint of oak" if it bit me on the ass.  The Wales one is solid too, but I've seen it many times before.