"What's your cup size?" you ask inquisitively.
"Ugh, you again?" She says, "Look, why can't you just be normal and play Minecraft with me or something. I'm totally not into bondage, dude." You decide to take some initiative and get to the point.
"Alright. Enough. What do you know about Minecraft?" you raise your voice.
"Uh...it's a fun game that I like to play a lot?" She responds.
"No. There's more to it than that. If I say anything negative about Minecraft you'll turn into a monster."
"Wow, man. What the hell did you take this morning?" She says, obviously annoyed.
"You know, I can't take any more of this. Fuck Minecraft," you yell. Immediately, the girl outgrows her bonds and crashes through the roof of the house. She tears off the rest of the roof and stares down at you. She speaks in a noticeably deeper and growling tone.
"So, you're 2 of the last resistors, eh? Fine. You want to know about Minecraft? I'll tell you. You two and two others we're keeping at our bases are the only people left who haven't been enslaved. There are 8 bases around the region, and they're impossible to penetrate. Also, of course, now that I've gone and flapped my gums, a security alert has been raised. Every single person in the world is now a monster, gunning for you. Enjoy the rest of your life. It surely won't be long!" She jeers. You grab a knife that is on the floor next to you, and assume the battle position. Kevin rushes up next to you.
"Oh, so you're fighting it? This should be fun." She says.
MINECRAFT SLAVE #301269
HP: 100/100
MP: 25/25
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN
YOU KEVIN MOORE
HP: 25/25 HP: 50/50
MP: 0/0 MP: 50/50
A) Attack A) Physical Attack
B) Defend B) Defend
C) Attempt Escape C) Magical Attack
D) Use item D) Use item
INVENTORY! (ANALYSIS!)
Half of a meatball sub (Thoroughly crushed)
Wallet (State ID)
Keys