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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: webpoet73 on April 13, 2011, 06:20:14 AM
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Source: True Crime Report (https://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/04/bobby_carter_masturbates_on_wo.php)
The announcement "Cleanup in aisle 5!" has taken on a whole new meaning at a Pennsylvania grocery store. It seems a creepy dude was following a 39-year-old shopper around the store as she was just about to leave the cereal aisle. That's when she felt something hit her butt...
When she reached back to see what it was, her hand was covered with the distinct material of ejaculatory refuse, otherwise known as semen.
The creepy dude managed to escape before police arrived. But he'd made the fatal mistake of asking grocery workers for directions to the International Container Line warehouse in Chester Township. Witnesses say he was also driving an orange-and-white tractor-trailer.
Aston Township police checked surveillance cameras, which showed the pervert following the woman around the Giant supermarket with his hand in his pocket. Then they went to the warehouse, where they checked driver logs.
The chief suspect: 52-year-old Bobby Carter, a trucker from Leitchfield, Kentucky. It seems he was already a registered sex offender in Florida for a previous conviction of sexual battery. Police also say he has a history of -- surprise! -- exposing himself.
So they matched his previous mugshot to the man in the grocery surveillance video. Sure enough, they had their pervert.
Carter was arrested in West Point, Kentucky, and police believe this likely isn't the first time he's gone wangerific on unsuspecting women.
He's now awaiting extradition back to Pennsylvania, where he'll be charged with indecent assault, stalking and disorderly conduct. (Special thanks to reader Psychman for the tip.)
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webpoet73 says: what has this world come to…?
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Bitch had it coming,
But seriously, WTF.
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Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix? She was just a convenient bonus target in his cereal aisle "shooting" gallery.
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Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix? She was just a convenient bonus target in his cereal aisle "shooting" gallery.
I don't know about that but I did nickname my underwear Captain Crunch when I was a kid. :tick2:
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Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix? She was just a convenient bonus target in his cereal aisle "shooting" gallery.
silly rabbit, dicks are for chicks.
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That's when she felt something hit her butt...
When she reached back to see what it was, her hand was covered with the distinct material of ejaculatory refuse, otherwise known as semen.
police believe this likely isn't the first time he's gone wangerific on unsuspecting women.
The guy who wrote this article was having too much fun writing it :lol
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lolwut
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The story came accross with a bit too much fluidity for me. I didn't like the way it finished. Frankly I thought the author was pulling my (3rd) leg while describing this sticky situation.
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Wait, fapping on women in grocery stores isn't normal? Where do most people do it?
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Oh you ::)
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Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix?
Sig-worthy.
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Pfft, amateurs.
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Oh Chester :facepalm:
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He probably wanted to ask her if it was magically delicious.
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Guess that makes him a cereal sex offender.
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The only cereal high in sodium.
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The only cereal high in sodium protein.
FTFY
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Let's be honest here, who among us hasn't rubbed one out to a box of Trix? She was just a convenient bonus target in his cereal aisle "shooting" gallery.
I don't know about that but I did nickname my underwear Captain Crunch when I was a kid. :tick2:
To quote Sigz..."Well, that can't be unread."
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What a jackoff!
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Why do they call them fapple jacks? They don't taste like fapple.
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Nut n' Honey?
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Why do they call them fapple jacks? They don't taste like fapple.
:clap:
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He'll be the one getting masturbated on if he goes to prison, in fact, he'll be seeing a lot more action.
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serial perverts disgust me.
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In all seriousness, what in the goddam fuck is up with Pennsylvania? It seems like evey other month there's something fucked up coming out of there: grocery store perverts, chicks who burn themselves with acid, that abortion doctor...
To the deep south: We're cool. I've found a place sadder than you, so I'm going to mock Philly from here on out.
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I'm going to mock Philly from here on out.
Home of the Phillies and the Eagles. Mock them mercilessly, I'll join you. The city itself? Not so bad.
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The one question I got is how fast did this dude rub one out without the lady hearing him? Was she fucking deaf?
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The one question I got is how fast did this dude rub one out without the lady hearing him? Was she fucking deaf?
Having to stock shelves for a few years, I can vouche that some women would never know you were right behind them.
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The one question I got is how fast did this dude rub one out without the lady hearing him? Was she fucking deaf?
Having to stock shelves for a few years, I can vouche that some women would never know you were right behind them.
Noted.
*goes to local store for some spunky fun*
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Bitch had it coming
lol
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silly rabbit, dicks are for chicks.
/thread
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In all seriousness, what in the goddam fuck is up with Pennsylvania? It seems like evey other month there's something fucked up coming out of there: grocery store perverts, chicks who burn themselves with acid, that abortion doctor...
To the deep south: We're cool. I've found a place sadder than you, so I'm going to mock Philly from here on out.
I take offense. Not all of us grocery store perverts are bad.
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Good on him for being able to do it with all those people around. That he didn't freak out and go flaccid is pretty impressive.
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What...the fuck.
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In all seriousness, what in the goddam fuck is up with Pennsylvania? It seems like evey other month there's something fucked up coming out of there: grocery store perverts, chicks who burn themselves with acid, that abortion doctor...
To the deep south: We're cool. I've found a place sadder than you, so I'm going to mock Philly from here on out.
I take offense. Not all of us grocery store perverts are bad.
to me at least...
there's a big difference between being perverted, and j izzing on a stranger in a grocery store.
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What a jerk...off.
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I guess he has enough fiber in his diet. :neverusethis:
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No? Er, well, this completes the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY