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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #525 on: January 23, 2011, 06:30:09 PM »
I just can't see Synder doing that good a job with it. Sure the movie would have a more comic book style but as a storyteller he's not that good of a director. It's have a pretty sweet trailer though.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #526 on: January 23, 2011, 08:31:10 PM »
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #527 on: January 23, 2011, 08:36:30 PM »
Makes my "Dark Knight" rise...

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #528 on: January 23, 2011, 09:18:59 PM »
But you're not black...

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« Reply #529 on: January 23, 2011, 11:02:33 PM »
@CountVoorhees: Love the Denise Milani banner.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #530 on: January 23, 2011, 11:13:34 PM »
I dunno, Maggie is pretty hot.

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« Reply #531 on: January 23, 2011, 11:26:08 PM »
@CountVoorhees: Love the Denise Milani banner.
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« Reply #532 on: January 23, 2011, 11:45:56 PM »
I dunno, Maggie is pretty hot.
But not as hot as Anne.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #533 on: January 24, 2011, 12:40:30 AM »
Maggie is hideous.

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« Reply #534 on: January 24, 2011, 12:53:20 AM »
What? No. I've always found it funny how whenever someone doesn't find a female celebrity instantly attractive they immediately drop them to bottom of the barrel status.

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« Reply #535 on: January 24, 2011, 01:29:06 AM »
What? No. I've always found it funny how whenever someone doesn't find a female celebrity instantly attractive they immediately drop them to bottom of the barrel status.

I agree.  I mean, Maggie is nothing special as far as famous actresses go.  And if I passed her in the street I wouldn't have turned to check her out or anything.  But she's not hideous. 

Although Katie is hotter.   And Anne is hotter still.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #536 on: January 24, 2011, 04:22:36 AM »
I don't think Hathaway, Holmes, or Gyllenhall are "hot."  They are all certainly pretty, and more or less talented actresses, but I'm not gaga over any of them.
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« Reply #537 on: January 24, 2011, 04:41:11 AM »
I feel a bit the same to be honest.
None of them would be my 'first choice' to fap to. :P

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« Reply #538 on: January 24, 2011, 05:09:27 AM »
They all seem a bit plain and boring. But not in the Amish respect.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #539 on: January 24, 2011, 02:33:42 PM »
I don't think Hathaway, Holmes, or Gyllenhall are "hot."  They are all certainly pretty, and more or less talented actresses, but I'm not gaga over any of them.

Agreed on two of the three.  Gyllenhall has a face like a collapsed lung.

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #540 on: January 24, 2011, 03:23:43 PM »
Damn, mental note to take anti-boner precautionary measures with me when going to see dark night rises...
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« Reply #541 on: February 02, 2011, 09:13:53 AM »
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« Reply #542 on: February 02, 2011, 09:22:15 AM »
heh i knew he would, i bet he's the riddler that will make a small cameo for a possible sequel.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #543 on: February 02, 2011, 09:25:59 AM »
Could be that Nolan doesn't view Catwoman as a villian, so he's adding the Joker or someone else to have two villians along with Bane.

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« Reply #544 on: February 02, 2011, 09:43:28 AM »
bane has 2 henchmen, so he might also be one of them.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #545 on: February 02, 2011, 10:03:10 AM »
Well, it's not really sure that Catwoman will be in the movie, just that Selina Kyle will be.
It's not completely unlikely that Bane will be the main-villain, with a side-villain (whoever Joseph would play).  :P

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« Reply #546 on: February 02, 2011, 10:13:22 AM »
There is no official word regarding Selina Kyle being Catwoman in the movie. Anne Hathaway was cast as Selina, and until we know more, that's all we know.

In regard to JGL being in the film, I highly doubt it will be Riddler (although I like the character and would welcome it). It is more likely that instead of Robin Williams being Hugo Strange, JGL will be.

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« Reply #547 on: February 02, 2011, 01:31:48 PM »
Before, i was all for JGL joining this film. Now i'm not sure, because having more than 2 villains could ruin it. But i say let Nolan do his thing, he is a genius and we must trust him always!  :hefdaddy

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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #548 on: February 10, 2011, 03:04:13 AM »
"And so it begins! They are doing a plate shot in a helicopter over New York City this week. Apparently, Chris Nolan wants to get the city with snow on the ground."

https://www.batman-on-film.com/batmovienews.html

I can really imagine some cool scenes with Gotham City covered in snow. :)

Also, this.. taken from an interview with Wally Pfister (Cinematographer on the movie):

I asked the same question. I read the script two weeks ago, and he’s done it. Plain and simple — he’s done it. It’s a phenomenal script. He’s still in the process of cutting it back because it’s a very long script right now, but it’s really phenomenal. And he actually had me go back and wanted me to watch, in IMAX, Batman Begins and The Dark Knight again. When I watched those I had read the script for The Dark Knight Rises and was like, ‘dude, it is a perfect trilogy.’ I think that was his intent, to work off those two pictures — and they are very different pictures. And it’s funny, we all had different opinions about which picture we like better.

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« Reply #549 on: February 10, 2011, 04:06:22 AM »
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #550 on: February 10, 2011, 05:12:46 AM »
I can't be the only one who starts to giggle like Homer Simpson every time I hear the title of the movie?
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #551 on: February 10, 2011, 05:19:27 AM »
Well, this is one of the cases where the XXX-parody doesn't need to change name.  :biggrin:

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« Reply #552 on: February 10, 2011, 05:50:30 AM »
damn if i knew they were filming i would have waved to the copters all day long.
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« Reply #553 on: February 10, 2011, 06:00:18 AM »
Well, this is one of the cases where the XXX-parody doesn't need to change name.  :biggrin:

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I think I read somewhere that Nolan said "No Joker" but Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks a lot like Ledger to me and I think he's a talented enough actor to pull it off.
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Re: The Dark Knight Rises
« Reply #554 on: February 10, 2011, 06:33:53 AM »
I don't hope that the Joker is in it, mostly because I would rather have a new villain. :P

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« Reply #555 on: February 10, 2011, 06:43:01 AM »
I'd love to see the Joker in a minor role, perhaps from Arkham. I think it would tie up the story better. I don't want him to be a main vilian again though.
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« Reply #556 on: February 10, 2011, 06:59:40 AM »
Maybe they could have a scene from Arkham, and you would hear his laughter or something.
It really should be Heath Ledger's (if they can use something from TDK), but I wouldn't want to see someone else portrait him.

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« Reply #557 on: February 14, 2011, 10:47:07 AM »
Marion Cotillard is "discussing" joining the cast.

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The Dark Knight Rises has reportedly added another Oscar winner to its cast (after Michael Caine and Morgan Freeman).

Batman-on-Film first pointed out this article at Le Figaro that claims Marion Cotillard has been cast as the second female lead in the Bat-threequel and will shoot her scenes this summer.

The Hollywood Reporter has now confirmed this with the actress' reps, who said Cotillard is "in discussions" to join the film and is currently discussing scheduling issues. Cotillard is pregnant, but she's due this spring so it's possible she could be back to work by summer.

"The plan is for Cotillard to start shooting mid-June in London, film all summer in L.A. and Pittsburgh and wrap mid-November in New York," according to THR.

While Cotillard's role isn't specified, both BoF and THR speculate that she'll most likely play Talia Al Ghul. Liam Neeson played her father Ra's in Batman Begins.

Cotillard, who also starred in Bat-director Christopher Nolan's Inception, was previously linked with the role of Catwoman, a part that ultimately went to Anne Hathaway.
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« Reply #558 on: February 14, 2011, 02:40:08 PM »
Is this a Batman sequel or an Inception sequel?!

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« Reply #559 on: February 14, 2011, 02:40:57 PM »
Looks like Nolan's building his own little harem of actors.
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